holy fuck
>>150676763this is an edit right?
This is supposed to be a kids show...
>>150676945imagine what happens if kids find out that people have butts
>>150676763Nice brapper
>>150676763Damn, those are some huge assets that'd be good for squeezing. Her ass is pretty good too.
>>150676886No, lmao.
Star Wars would be saved if they gave every girl a huge ass
the clone wars sucks and dave filoni should be shot btw
>>150677873she has a serious lordosis problem tho
>>150677988All Star Wars characters do.
lekku > hair
>>150677873AND those tits on display!
>>150677016>>150676945Oh my God... the implication is terrifying.
>>150676945All children's media is a form of indoctrination, this is good for them.
>A starship full of lonely twi'lek girls will never rescue you as you all flee imperial oppression together.
Why would the Jedi Council let her dress like a slut?
>>150677988I have this problem, have had it since i was a kid
>>150678733Being a slut is part of twi'lek culture. Don't be a bigot, anon.
>>150676945Maybe at first but it gets darker and more violent as it goes on. It is rated TV-PG.
>>150678782From my point of view the Jedi are sluts...for Big Sith Cock.
>>150676945George knows what boys wants
>>150678547>Or they do rescue you, before having one look at you and goSorry we not into human men>>150678733If my dusty old mind can remember correctly, it due to her race being enslaved everywhere, mainly of the women who get sold into the sex trade so she wears a similar outfit to support those currently in slavery and gain advantage in situations with folk when she goes undercover doing jedi stuff before the clone wars, acting like the typical clueless party girl you see at the bar who clearly there just to get laidOf course she never did it with them and would do jedi mind tricks on them
>>150678916I miss him
>>150676763>>150677873Okay, I will watch your space war cartoon now.
>>150677873Would Disney Star Wars even try something like this?
>>150676945It was a show for teens. It's PG (V). And it was made by chad Lucas back when Star Wars was independent.
>>150679064Never, lmao.
>>150679109>And it was made by chad Lucas back when Star Wars was goodfify
>>150679118>where are Barriss's tits? Are they safe? Are they alright?
>>150677988This. That's not a fat ass, that's a broken spine giving the illusion of a fat ass.Pyra's swimsuit model from XBC2 used the same trickery.
>>150676945Yes. We should put more gay shit instead
>>150679343I'm afraid, in Disney's performative wokeness, they destroyed them.
>>150676945little boys like sexy adult women.
>>150679118She looks like a forty year old lesbian in the bottom row.
>>150677873fuuuuug those cum gutters
>>150678916this is good. I'm saving this. Imagine if there was a woman there? Imagine if there was a woman who held power in their company there? They would have been kicked off the premises. An amazing beloved movie never would have happened becauseYES YOU HAVE TO TALK MAD SHIT DURING THE CREATIVE PROCESS! I BET THEY SAID NIGGER A FEW TIMES TOO!It just HAS to happen. You can spend your whole life dissecting the "why".
>>150679685she's certainly a caricature of one of the female staff who is a 40 year old lesbian
>>150679118Its crazy how simply elongating her face ruins her beauty.
>>150679118From female to male
>>150677873she's breaking a whole shit load of star wars conventions with respect to female dress, the biggest one being she's wearing high heels
>>150676763>the entire jedi council gets to tap that. I can see why Anakin wanted to join.
>>150680347They aren't really "high heels". These are just normal tall boots with a heel. But also, high heels exist in Star Wars. Check out all the extras in Attack of the Clones bar.
>>150678921>twi’lek>not into humans You speak nonsense
>>150680430They probably have a shameful kink for human hair. Head hair. Body hair. Pubic hair. All is new and alien to them.
>>150679932If there was a woman there she'd have turned into hard core pornography.
>>150680430If that the case then why ain't there a massive stable race of human-twi'lek hybrids in the galaxy?, hell why aren't hybrids more common in general?. Sorry to break it to you Anon but BHC ain't on twi'lek minds, stop watching that old republic brainrot holovid nonsense>>150680450That does sound like a actual fetish for aliens would have with humans and other near-human species who got decent hair to touch
>>150681705>"Did you want to fool around or something?">"Uh... later. I'm just enjoying combing your hair for now.">"You know, I don't usually comb down there.">"Sure sure, but I'm having fun right now."
>>150680860>she'd have turned into hard core pornography.
>>150681705because interspecies breeding isn't possible in star wars.Only in star trek where the whole thing is subtly a fetish allegory anyways.
>>150681798Twi'leks cross with humans in Star Wars. We've seen the resulting offspring on screen.
>>150681762>"You shaved your lower hairs!?, ungrateful human!">"Babe it nothing, it was getting a bit hairy down there a-">"YOU RUINED IT FOR ME!"
>>150677988did you know only pissy coping femoids ever trot out this line
Somewhere in the galaxy is a dancer with lekku that are so long they drag the ground. She swears they're natural and totally not implants. Her fans wouldn't mind either way.
>>150681798There's literally two cases of human crossbreeding and both are twi'lek moms with human fathers
>>150677873I may have judged Filoni too harshly. Surely someone has made a collection of her pics/webms from the show?
>>150677988It is because she is wearing heels, not lordosis.
>>150683519>I may have judged FiloniDave isn't responsible for that. A lot of people seem to forget that George had the final say in everything in TCW because it was his passion project. George insisted on sexy shit because he never forgot that he made SW for boys from ages 8 to 14. He knew his audience would have pubescent kids and he threw shit in there for them.>>150683356>There's literally two cases of human crossbreeding and both are twi'lek moms with human fathersThree, actually. Jecki from Acolyte is half Human, half Theelin. Though they probably said this only so that Dafne Keen wouldn't have to wear heels to make her look like she has elephant feet like Theelin do and could wear normal boots.
>>150676763>>150677873>>150677935
>>150683689Ugly ass slop. Go back into your containment thread.
>>150678027godDAAAAAAAAAMNNNNN
>>150683871Shut up.
>>150683638>George insisted on sexy shitAnd I thank him for that.
>>150680387It must be a ton of fun to write books like these, making up minute details on the fly that now everyone has to follow. What the fuck is a Solloops hairstyle? Doesn't matter, it exists now.
>>150684538Those books were always fun to read as a kid and it is a shame they have been replaced by wiki autism.
>>150684538>beady eye>sensory whiskers>stale food>result of living amidst good chow>lucky washrag>boots offer protection from toxic kitchen slops
>strong, agile legs are weapons toohhhhhnnnnnggggggg
>>150685158Nice lips
>>150685158Just think what she could do with this tongue.
>>150679109Censored later
>>150677873oh my WORD
can i get some mufuggin uhhhhorange butt cheeks
>>150690285k
>>150677935Geez, lady, watch where you're swinging that thing.
>the scene where ventress takes off her cloak, the camera pans down her body and she says she's missed obi-wangeorge was on something else
>>150676763Hera Syndulla had that cake? Damn...
I really want a sexy jedi master to train me.
there was a little playfulness in the show and it was fine.
>>150691658>>150691663Modern Star Wars is just so bland, sterile and boring because it lacks all these things.
Plap Wars
>>150691679well star wars for the last several years had changed over from being made by men for Boys to being made by Women for girls. I am absolutely baffled why this change was made but oh well enjoy your shit ratings Lucasfilm.
Can a human impregnate a Twilek?
>>150677873JEZUZ
>>150691782Yes.
>>150691703You mean it went to being made by women for absolutely no one. Also there's no such thing as Lucasfilm anymore, it's just a piece of Disney now. They don't give autonomy to their acquired studios, they pillage them, install new governance and run them with an iron fist (into the ground).
>>150692146Not the most flattering example of race mixing.
>>150691607Based
>>150692446I’ll take that over El ATROCIDAD de Lothal
>>150678921>That imageSometimes I wish TOR was good
>>150694741hot side boob
>>150691607
>>150692446My theory is that it's either randomly pigmented skin that looks like vitiligo or the clone dna fucked up somewhere
>>150696581Honestly it'd make sense for the jedi order to pair teenage padawans with hot mentors to improve their resistance to temptations.
>>150691663Good episode.
>>150696581... man, maybe becoming a Jedi isn't that bad
>>150685158
>>150698533lmao
>>150686820How so?
>>150697143It could also be random. With such varying anatomical details it's possible every kid is a crapshoot if they develop head tails or grow human hair. Or maybe even something inbetween.
>>150700603in the Bad batch
>>150700781>Bad batchOh, that's why. As far as I understand that show made a lot of changes. I thought you meant like later releases edited her out or something.
>>150700781I wouldn't exactly say that wearing new clothes is the same as being censored.
>>150700781Of course. Being attractive to straight men is illegal now.
>>150697143>lone dna fucked up somewhereWhat clone DNA? Do do know that Suu's children are not by Cut, right? They're older than he is, chronologically. Also, Clones can't reproduce. You really think the Kaminoans would unleash millions of product into the galaxy where the risk of them producing insane amounts of offspring is so ridiculously high without sterilizing them? They'd be up to their absurdly long necks with complaints because of an impossibly large baby-boom. It'd but a huge dent in their reputation, which would hurt or outright destroy their profit margins and nobody would do business with them again.Suu's kids are from a previous husband. She's got a thing for Humans, aparently.
>>150697143Whose kids is this?
>>150685118Will Disney ever release Star Wars Detours? It's not like it can cause further brand damage.
>>150701010>Whose kids is this?Left is Shaeeah Lawquane, daughter of Suu Lawquane and an unnamed human father. Right is Jacen Syndulla. Son of Hera Syndulla and Kanan Jarrus.
>>150679442C3PO, I…
>>150677911The world would be saved if every girl had a huge ass
>>150678782Yeah but the Jedi only allow sex when the species is literally at stake
>>150678921>>150681705Twi’leks are prime targets of slavers but the steadiest supply of them come from the twi’lek themselves. Their home world is ruled by tribes under oligarchs, and they often sell enemies, serfs and inconvenient members both for profit and political control
>>150697233>padawan Ben lo gets so exposed to the omnipresent but unconscious attraction by master humonga bazoomba that he becomes inured to sexual temptation by adulthood
>>150700781bad batch had some good girls in itonly the guy who screeches about "bogged" chuchi would disagree
>>150700970>You really think the Kaminoans would unleash millions of product into the galaxy where the risk of them producing insane amounts of offspring is so ridiculously high without sterilizing them?Yes. They first tried to sterilize them first, but with low-T came low combat effectiveness, so every clone must have full reproductive capabilities.
>bad batch had some good girls in itNo, it didn't. Tranny clones with manfaces are neither good nor girls.
>>150676945And? I got all my fetishes as a kid from kids shows breast expansion huge dump trucks insane tall tomboys stacked like brick shithouses
>>150702093Hot. I would like to be her padawan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o01D2c9B9bc
Any lewd drawfags here willing to do pregnant Padme?
How did old lady naboo get away with it?
I know we all want to smash Twi'leks, Togrutas and on some occasions Pantorans and some other random vague aliens What about Rodians?, do you think they suck good with their mouths? while at the same time why do I always want to know what it be like to poke them in their big massive eyes
>>150706248'ate rodians
>>150679118Thats why stylization mogs realism.
>>150680387>Check out all the extrasFun fact--when they first enter the bar there's a pink Twilek lady extra in the background who's an absolute landwhale, has to be at least 250 pounds.Being an architect who's into SW is usually pain but that was a nice surprise when I was rewatching the movie recently.
>>150707002It is George Lucas' daughter, Katie Lucas. She is standing next to Ahmed Best (Jar-Jar Binks).
>>150707002>>150707145I would absolutely love to plap a twi'lek slampig. Her two friends can get it too.
>>150691658>Bo Katan openly calling Ahsoka "too skinny">Bo Katan is canonically a chubby chaser Wild that no fans have ever followed up on or explored this even in the legendarily deviant SW fandom
>>150707002>>150707145>>150707530OK, someone post the lekku fat stores greentext so we can kick this off
>>150676763Cartoons used to have actual women in them. The fact this thread is so flabberghasted by this shot being real just shows how far we've fallen.
>>150677988she's about to have a serious dickinass problem
>>150707530>Twileks are accustomed to scarce calories, so they almost universally bloat up when they move to Coruscant>Twilek girls teasingly call it the "Coruscant 50"It writes itself, really
I find it pretty fucking rad that every space related sci-fi property has a race that can just be described as "race of whores"
>>150708511It's a time honored tradition
>>150704787Please take a break from the internet
>>150709699it's filonijew, he can't
>>150708511It's the extended universe problem. The only twi'leks we get in the OT are Jabba's dancers/slaves so people extrapolate everything just from that. I like Star Wars but as a setting it is as deep as a puddle.
>>150676945young boys like adult women
>>150709788I didn't say it was a bad thing
>>150690330>BHM Jar JarA fellow man of taste, I see.
What are the likelihoods of a drunk rebel banging an Ewok?
