>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH
>>150677543Tina was probably my first /co/ geek girl crush
>>150677543I did this once at school many years before Bob's Burgers came out because I was struggling to process a question the teacher asked and nearly everyone thought it was funny and I was seen as one of the biggest low IQ retards. I couldn't go without someone saying "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH" when I was in the halls for the next few months. Still don't get what was so funny about it.
>>150677879>lol, sick future reference to the 2012 adult comedy cartoon Bob's Burgers anon.>UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH>ha! Classic Anon who in retrospect would be seen as classic Tina!
>>150677861Best to get a Tina crush while you're a kid, I got mine during my twenties and now I think about her daily.
>>150677543Bobs Burgers is millennial garbage embodied, it has a shitty artstyle and is made to be "le heckin wholesome and rewatable", fuck this show and fuck Fox, that shitty network hasn’t made a good cartoon in more than 15 years at this point, all their shows are normieslop.
>>150678280>Bobs Burgers is millennial garbage embodiedAnd that's a good thing, sometimes the show is more interesting as a dialogue with the time it was being made.
>>150677861>>150678240Tina was like they key for me to realize how sexy Bob's Burgers can be. Like sure I've always known Louise was a top tier Loli but I never give anyone else much thought but once you get over the man voices the sky's the limits. After that everything else just feel like dominoes.>if Tina can be sexy then Linda definitely is sexy.>and if Linda is sexy then maybe her sister Gayle is also sexy? Or her friend Gretchen? Mrs. Labonz?>I begin to give their bodies, voices, and behavior the most maximum gracious interpretation, them being female was enough for me.>which made Marshmallow the door to the next level.
>>150678996>Marshmallow was obviously a tranny hooker as a joke but after my awakening I took the joke seriously. >she was shaped like a female and was younger than I previously thought which made her Pam Gier even cuter and sexier.>but it got me thinking queerly and the boys started looking good to me too.>Gene and Jimmy jr we're told have big round butt but knowing Zeke was a wrestler made me see him having one too.>Regular sized Rudy and Darryl were prancing and effeminate sissies.>I even started sizing up Mr. Frond up.
>>150679170Now practically every character from Bob's Burgers get me hard now
>>150679192I wouldn't go that far, but the show certainly has some real deal semen demons.
>>150679170>Marshmallow spends a night with Gene and Jimmy Jr. to help with their ever increasing curiosities
>>150677861In season 1 they gave tina absolutely humungous tits.compared to the OP. They clearly exceed her torso by half way across her arms.In OP they're tangent to the edge of her body.
>>150679391even in marketing artHer boobs bulged off her body in every direction.Then after, whatever happened, they just took that boob outline object and shrunk it down. If her boobs arent that big then you wouldnt draw the outline all the way around like that. You'd hardly draw an outline at all.That makes me think someone pushed back on tina's boob reduction and the artist compromised by scaling the same shape down. To make whoever happy about the size, and whoever else happy about drawing her boobs still.tl;dr it looks bad.
I can save her.
All the boys owe Tina sex. And some men too. And also Susmita.
Why did this show get boring after season 10?
>>150679904lost its edge. The show became about the characters "healing" and growing out of their entertaining quirks into boring normal people.There was a really obnoxious period where every louise episode was about her apologizing for herself, and even in non-louise episodes she'd chime in to talk about how ashamed and sorry she is.
>>150679904>>150679964to me it's obvious now that the Molyneux Sisters deserve a lot of credit for that oft-kilter girlfailure humor that made Louise act like an unapologetic goblin and Tina be a strong sensual woman.
>>150679964Louise tomboy angst was pretty nice, I think. But otherwise I agree. Bring back strong sensual Tina.
>>150680126Yeah like what's the matter Bob's Burgers, afraid of women sexually empowering themselves?
>>150679658I want to mess her up.
>>150677543When I was 13 I had a huge crush on her and I now have no idea what my child self was thinking.
>>150680305She's probably fairly attractive (Not that the art style makes it easy to tell) and she doesn't play mind games and tells you what she wants. What's not to like? Tina's great.
>>150679232Yeah maybe not every character butt it's hilarious to me how characters I originally didn't see as remotely sexy have become semen demons to me. Somethings are obvious in hindsight like Marshmallow's whore outfits and Jimmy jr dirty dancing but some triggers like Darryl's wearing platform heels for his peewee Halloween costume or marylin the manatee puppet took me for a surprise.
>>150679964>There was a really obnoxious period where every louise episode was about her apologizing for herselfMan, I have been working my way through Bob's Burgers and mostly enjoying it but this episode fucking boiled my piss. Food truck lady was a fucking cunt and Louise should have pushed her shit in. It was in no way Louise's fault that she was a confrontational bitch who would rather destroy someone else's property and almost run over a 9yo child rather than put her truck in reverse and use the road like a normal person when there were kids playing in the alley. Then we're supposed to forgive her because>boo hoo, life is hard, my business is failingwhich is the same shit we see fucking BOB & LINDA have to deal with on a regular basis. And she just destroyed their daughter's trike and doesn't compensate them for it. There's no possible fucking way to spin it as okay to take that shit out on a child. By all means paint Louise as being in the wrong if she's ACTUALLY in the wrong, but not when she's 100% in the fucking RIGHT. I really hope I don't have to see any more shit like this.
>>150680332Tina being attractive is a good example of how showing and not telling leaves a greater impact as the show wants to stack against Tina, for entirely comedic purposes, by telling us she's supposed to be unattractive. >oh she's actually plain and weirdly proportioned >but that's actually everybody>so cause Tina starts out baseline the audience give her the most gracious interpretation for the looks>so peak Tina's strong confidence and geniune luck with boys>plus her huge boobs>showed us a much cuter Tina then we're being told
>it's a stealth Louise feet episode
>>150680636Once you see it then it's hard to miss.
>>150680876
>possible pajama episode oh hell yes
>>150681068I swear we better see Jocelyn's feet.
>>150681108IF THEY WEAR SLIPPERS WE RIOT!
>>150679658>>150680209
>>150681068>Pajama JocelynOh that's most definitely going in the reference folder for later
>>150681220Looks a little tight, continuing the proud tradition of Jocelyn's clothes being a size too small.
>>150680876>>150681050>>150681206If you really want to slut Tina up just start adding eyelashes to her.
>>150681068Funny that Jocelyn is probably the ugliest 8th grade girl on the show.
>>150681469That was funny way to spell Tammy
>>150681527Oh yes, I meant Tammy. Jocelyn is probably the prettiest.
I wanna kiss tina belcher like webm related
>>150680305she's gettable. From the adolescent boy perspective she's perfect because you could get her.
>>150681434IDK. I like glasses eyes tina. Adding eyelashes to the glasses looks too weird though
>>150681604Ahh yeah you could imagine being a fumbling boy trying stuff from movies and tina doing the same thing and being like 2 pigs trying to both eat the last piece of watermelon.
>>150681469>>150681527>>150681543Don't be so quick to dismiss Tammy guys.
Who's the sluttiest girl in 4th grade
>>150677543
>>150681650I like glassesless Tina especially because of how odd she look without them. I need a whole episode where someone compliments Tina without her glasses and she spends the whole episode bumping into things.
>>150681699Nah I'm dismissing her. She's a cunt. And a Jew.A jewey cunt.
>>150681434If you REALLY wanna slut her up, draw her fucking Plops.
>>150681348
>>150682035>when the edit is smaller than the original
The Bob's Burgers Movie is the biggest failure of all time
Imagine being Loren and reading through Bob's Burgers threads.
>>150681982your aggression towards Tammy is understandable but you're missing out on working that aggression in a healthy by not imagining Tammy as a sexual chew toy.
>>150682157LOREN NORE FEET PLS
>>150682157taking notes I hope, we come up with sheer gold during our goon sessions here.
>>150682151It was neither a musical nor a murder mystery.
>>150682139Blame the edit threads and anon's god awful ability to post decent screencaps. Sure I got the episodes myself in 1080p but I ain't putting in all that work to fetch it
>>150681701>sluttiest fourth gradersAndy and Ollie, they're up for anything.>sluttiest girl in fourth gradeOh let's say this girl.
This show stinks
>>150682515>fart noise
Pick your slut
>>150682608I'm becoming a fast fan of the new girl Chelsea, she probably would do stuff under the bleachers for smokes.
>>150682608Louise will always be my number one but I have a big soft spot for Courtney. She’s terrible but loveable at the same time.
>>150682608I don't remember Julie at all. But my vote still goes for Chloe Barbash, she is the sluttiest. I even wrote fan fiction where I based her on the titular character from Megan is Missing, though this doesn't come up in text because she doesn't really have much screentime.
>>150682425I wanna plap the girl in the green dress
>>150682691Oh man Normal sized Jenny with the extra fat ass? Love her, #1 background character.
sure is pedo in here.
>>150682608Rolling
>>150682792>She's just wearing Tammy's outfit in that image
>>150682608>>150682653>>150682668Julie AND Rupa, I like how supportive and into they were Gene and Courtney dating. They both seem affectionate but shallow, I like that too.
>>150682815Sorry to hear that's the vibe in the White House, USSS glowie.
>>150682815
>>150682832Yeah but that ass anon . . .
>>150682863Alright, fine. She's not Tammy. Ass approved.
>>150682608The thing about courtney is she's so used to talking with something in her mouth, even if you were fucking her throat she wouldnt shut up
Bob is going to grow old and die one day.How lonely will he be if Linda dies first?
>>150682608Man they kinda phone Rosa Batista in.
>>150683094I don't think Linda will die first, she does yoga and cardio a lot.
sex with Gene
>It's a Gayle episode
>>150683506>when I see Gene's buns
>>150679248Marshmallow took one look at Gene and Jimmy JR and went "I know what you are."
>>150679248>>150684151It's called scouting new talent, Marshmallow is recognizing their potential early on.
>>150684265
Is there a place where all these edits can be found?
>>150685001This is what Tina sees when she closes her eyes.
>>150684793Ask in the edit thread. Some anons have collections
>>150682425I would plap them right there
>>150684767Again, damn shame they shy away from the raunchy humor because Jimmy jr is an untapped gold mime of being a gay little straight boy just constantly ending up in the gayest position possible with Tina interpreting with the most hetro explanations.
>>150684265>>150685001How much would Tina coom if Jimmy Jr mooned her?
>>150685137the better question is how much is Jimmy jr gonna coom when Tina takes his ass right then and there if he did moon her.>T-Tina stop, I don't know what you're doing back there!>shut it slut, you mess with the bull and now you're getting the horns. Moooo>...>b-because cows go moo?
>>150677543Bobs burgers is quite literally one of the most boring shows I've ever watched. Its worse than a children's show
>>150684767
>>150679170There's something about this being a 23 year old instead of a 44 year old pass off as more feminine like the skin is more tighter and the curves more supple.
>>150685847like I know how this gold chains and white sling bikini would look in real life and being under 30 really helps Marshmallow pull this off.
>>150685887Damn Marshmallow does look good in this.
>>150685996It's the little gold hip chains.
>>150686007Best for last.
>>150685137It's complete BS that they haven't done a gag of Jimmy Jr mooning Tina and her reacting to it with how long this show has been on the air. I mean they showed Gene's thicc ass, it's high time for Jimmy's
>>150682608You know what I call this? A good fucking start. There's not a girl on this chart who doesn't deserved to be goon out over.>>150681701But my top two is Chloe and Louise, look at this.
>>150686105The latter half of season 15 had a noice feel to it, I got high hopes that we might see some return of classic bob's burgers with the great north being cancelled with whatever talent left for that show coming back.
>>150679391Thank god for volume.
>>150686105I wonder sometimes if casting H.Jon Benjamin as both Bob and Jimmy jr was a mistake, like surely there's got to be something awkward about that where you can't go full throttle and wholeheartedly commit to some light jokey erotic roleplaying.
>>150682157Are they always like this? I’m used to /co/ being horny but there’s always an inordinate amount of boy ass discussion whenever I happen upon them. Like more than in Miraculous Ladybug threads. How the fuck did Bob’s Burgers of all things attract this crowd?
>>150686692Having a character who is mostly about boy ass?
>>150686700I guess, I suppose I’m just a bit surprised anons find the Burger boys so attractive.
>>150686692There should be more boy ass discussion. Like I'm not even gay but the idea of a girl like Tina lusting over boy ass is really hot
>>150686692we use to talk a lot about Louise but rhow show has deflated her so much that it's actually kinda hard to get back in that headspace.Fucking look what they done to my girl anon, they made her boring. She's sitting reading a book at recess, a FUCKING BOOK.is that who Louise Belcher is now, some nerd who goes down to the playground to read a book? couldn't even hang out at the library, had to make sure the other kids got a front row seat of Louise Belcher reading a book.
>>150686909and look at how the show thinks is a good and satisfying burn on Chloe friggin' Barbash after calling Louise a baby, which absolutely rocked Louise's world so what's even the point, THIS IS AN EFFORTLESS CHLOE WIN THROUGHOUT. she read Louise easier than that fucking book Louise brought to recess and has basically suffered zero consequences or even being shown up in the slightest.
>>150686785seeing Gene's bare ass pressed up against a car window can change a man.rewatching the series you begin to hear how flirty and lewd Gene gets with his jokes.
>>150682608>Louise and Kaylee are the only ones worth considering. Possibly Chloe since she is supposed to be cannon attractive in the show.
>>150686909>>150686969I’m sorry for the loss of your Louise, Anon. You’ll always have the early seasons. The gradual shaving off of the characters’ edges (Louise in particular) does strike me as unnecessary and feels like it’s been detrimental to the show’s humor too. I wonder what compelled the writers to do it?
>>150687242They heard people were watching it as a family show.
>>150685085>won't somebody plow me assDog-it, boy want it bad
>>150685048Where, thanks in advance
>>150685085All the girls should eat him out
>>150687259Is that a confirmed reason? I feel like if that were the case Tina’s sexuality would have been the first thing to go rather than just softening the characters.
>>150687242>>150687411I feel like there was an entirely hidden discussion surrounding around at-the-time hot button issues like female representation in media and how it relates to sexual development among minor.basically the writers knew they were in a safe zone with Tina because people already interpret that as "relatable" and "empowering" because it was jokey being voiced by a dude and the fact none of the boys were showing interest but with Louise they figured it was too risky and too real.That's an actual women's voice coming out of little girl, a woman who remarkably sounds like a little girl already, so there's no cognitive dissonance and Louise showing interest wouldn't be jokey, it's be horny.
>>150678240It feels wrong still thinking about my kid crushes even though I am old as shit now.
>>150687897Alright Alright Alright
>>150687759and just look at how some Logan episodes play out to see what I mean, there's some underlying assumption that they have to stonewall any enjoyment Louise would might get with scrabbling with an older teenage boy which is kind of a betrayal of the character.because they knew the optics of Louise having fun with an older teenage boy, an assumption of a crush on said older teenage boy which would suggest Louise has a burgeoning sexuality.
>>150687188In that greek coin episode I was actually struck by how in sync Chloe and Kaylee were in relation to the school party in a way that totes adorbs. like they both really wanted that party and were indirectly backing each other's points up but Kaylee was doing it because it was the only way she was getting grape juice while Chloe is such a spoiled brat that she needs to go to a party every other day.
>>150687375Who would leave J-Ju more of a sloppy and quivering mess, Miss LaBonz, Marshmallow, or Gretchen?
>>150687155>>150688303some of the sounds Gene can make can really grab my attention, among other things. . .
I want another nude beach episode.
>>150688777Or just more nudity in general. Zero reason why Gretchen can't just whip a tit out or show Tina and her classmates chaning for gym.
>>150687897that's entirely on Loren Bouchard and the other writers, they won't even entertain the idea of aging the characters up.
>>150688273Anyone who thinks there's any romantic chemistry between Louise and Logan is mad. However I miss their feud, they were funny.
>>150690001well it didn't have to be romantic when the real struggle was not making an inappropriate joke because in an adult comedy cartoon where the kids characters were already dropping heavy innuendos and double entendres that someone might start cracking pedo jokes when you add an older boy who seem to focus all his attention on the youngest girl.
>>150690082>Logan and Chloe will never bond over their shared disdain for Louise>Logan will never groom Chloe
>>150690093Chloe doesn't need to team up to dunk on Louise, she does great with it all by herself.>Logan grooms ChloeHe can simp for Chloe like all the other boys.
>>150686785after 300 episodes you start to experiment and discover new things, about yourself and the show, like how bottom heavy the boys can be and how they're not all that butch.
>>150687759Louise never was sexual though, at least as far as I remember. She was just more psychopathic. Unless that’s what you mean, that they were worried she’d turn kids into little psychos or something. In which case I think that’s vastly overestimating the effect fiction has on reality.
>>150690566She had a boy band crush before. But yeah, it's not south park, they aren't going to give 9 years old sexually explicit thoughts.
>>150690566Louise was sexual in the same way Gene was sexual, she made dirty jokes with a rudimentary knowledge of sex. Remember the very first episode has her making a joke about how grinding the meat sound like a euphemism for sex while thrusting her hips? My favorite was this real subtle one during art crawl, where she literally gave a wink when asking what will it take for someone to "slide right on into this rhino's anus?" But important to note that in season 3 Louise gets a crush on a boy band member in a way that's undeniably hormonal i.e. she is physically attracted to him.And season 3 is the same season Logan shows up.
>>150690093>>150690134>Logan sending Chloe a dick pic>followed by a jerk off vid
Bump
Why does every character in this show look like they have AIDS
>>150691547Louise will probably need glasses when's older. She has bad eye genes.
>>150691545...OH, Tina runs Bartertown. I fucking get it, nice but can't we ever get beyond thunderdome?
>>150691584I wouldn't mind seeing that.
>>150690566Did you even watch early Louse?She knew a LOT more about sex than a nine year old girl should.And they TOOK it from us!!
>>150691759Sweet Susmita with the nice big rack and terrible pig tails.
>>150691795Those are great pigtails, I don't know what you are talking about.
>>150687759>>150688273>>150691654I bet this explains why the show actively avoids giving Louise an established circle of female friends, to prevent any riffing between that might be a sex joke.
>>150691811I got three problems with it.>they stick out too much>they should be braided>they clash with her outfitSo we need to braid them, lay them, and then have Susmita switch from jeans and a shirt to a pleated skirt and blouse.
>>150679192Take Pam her for example
>>150678280>made to be "le heckin wholesomeOnly the seasons after season 5.
>>150692066oh yeah I took notice of her pink one-piece and her big white tits with the deep cleavage.
>>150691785that's romantic. Ironically, I think Louise would be into that.
>>150692066>>150692115I was charged with being horny and the court declared me guilty.
>>150692101And it's really a mystery shy they did as some of the stories just don't add up.>it was parents complainingBut I never seen any evidence parents were complaining because you would expect public campaigns coming in from parents to explain that.>it was fox studio executives I find it hard to believe that in between ordering more family guy clones and ordering new rick&morty clones that they decided they needed a wholesome comfy family friendly show.>it was terminally online blue hairsthis one has the promise of positive reinforcement who just kept applauding each tooth getting pulled from the show as groundbreaking tv but even as vocal as they are they're also incredibly niche.Could be a factor of all three really or maybe even none of these at all.
>>150692066>>150692115>>150692165Or Ms. Jacobson.
>>150692376She's so pretty she could play as a teacher on tv.
>>150677543I don't like bobs burgers. I unfortunately don't find it funny and I've tried dozens of episodes. I wanted to like it to relate to others watching but I just don't like it. Thank you for reading my blog.
>>150686510Even when turned 45 degrees to our view, tinas humungous season one tits eclipsed her arm.
>>150687759It was the women. The women in the office. Women in the writers room. They love Tina. They hate louise. They hate lpuise for the reasons we love her. They love tina because theyre imagining themselves as her.Its why Tina's new arc is being powerful and popular while the rest of the belchers are stuck self flegelating for being funny.
>>150686310Would Tina eat ass?
>>150692625You couldnt stop her
>>150688777I wanna see Linda get ruthlessly sexualized.
>>150692833>baldThat's exactly what I want to see with Linda, she straightup talks about getting brazillian waxes like it was a normal thing meaning that shit is smooth as slick with probably not even stubble on it.Linda puts in the effort and it makes so all that much sexier.
>>150692841>I want Linda to ruthlessly sex me upFtfy
>>150693306You know what I just realize? All those Halloween episodes fucked up by not making sure Linda is also wearing a Halloween costume no matter what.
>>150692625She would do anything you ask her, but would not show any initiative.
>>150693444Linda doesn't even believe in shaving the legs above the knee.
>>150693444>linda keeping that shit as bald as Louise
>>150693552then I guess we're dealing with an outright contradiction but I'd argue that we should discard the Belcher slob narrative within the show.>Bob is too pretentious of a chef to just be a greasy frycook>Linda and Gene does Spa Saturdays >Linda works out and constantly does shit like swimming, yoga, hiking, joggingso Linda is concerned with looking good and wouldn't be someone to accept old wives half-measures.
It's funny but as I get older Linda seems to be getting younger. If you check the maths and you quickly realize that Linda is now a 90s kid and that John Roberts' impression of his mother that got him the gig would probably now seen bettwr suited for Gloria, Linda's mom.
>>150693532what? nah Tina would not be passive when it comes to butt stuff when butts are all she thinks about.
>>150693705Why does Bob keep getting cucked?
>>150694106He doesn'tHe dicks Linda on such a daily and frequent basis, everything everyone else gets is his sloppy seconds
>>150694171Bob can't keep up with Linda's need for dick because he's too busy so he lets others have a go at her so he can grill for god's sake
>>150694106>>150694190to focused on grinding the meat and not on grinding THAT meat.
>>150692579Season 2 actually.
>>150693532There's that one thing she wont do.
>>150694424Episode 1.
>>150694424Yeah she kept her mother's boobs for longer than 1 season. I dont know exactly when it happened but when it did i noticed immediately.
>>150694424>>150694439The Belchies and what a shame they didn't make this into a happy little accident and actually make jokes about Tina's ridiculously big boobs.
>>150694451If you pinpoint the episode it'd be like the thin layer of sediment that signifies the seperation of two different epochs.
>>150692614Funny enough I don't think it is the women, Loren Bouchard seems to take a lot of credit for Louise and I think it's more about her being his daugherfu.
>>150692614>>150694676And if anything I think Bob's Burgers can be strangely anti-woman at times. They don't write a lot of meaningful roles for women, they don't really cast women for the few women roles that do appear and the rare characters who are voiced by women like Tammy are one-dimensonal antagonists.
>>150694676For myself its going to take mountains of evidence to move me. The woman/simp interplay is as complex as it is toxic. I have no doubt in my mind that there are men in proximety to the peoblem read to dive on the grenade and take all the respo si ility, in a hammy cringey way no less, in order to shield criticisms of the specific women on their team and women in entertainment in general.Loren made them both how they were in the beginning. Then what? He changed his mind?
>>150694764>he changed his mind Sure, Loren got a taste of the good life and got scared of it up and leaving him so he read the temperature in the room with the pop culture mob and plotted accordingly. >be more sex negative >be pathological >be self-flagellating while also refusing to admit faultThis is what the tv critics from Twitter like so that's what Bob's burgers focused on.
>>150694764>>150694747And you got to remember, this was also during a mini-controvesy casting Kristen Bell to voiced a little mixed teen girl so he already feels like he's walking on eggshells.
>>150694877Yeah ok thats adding abstractions between "women complaining" and "action taken". Thats all the "pop culture mob" is.
>>150694893Yeah that's just saying what i said but in a way that alleviates the show runner's accountability.
>>150694877>>150694893>>150695116>>150695131You're all looking at this wrong, this is the changes you make when you realize you can never show full on nudity, the wind gets taken out of your sails and you got to find a new headwind.
>>150679232>>150682608that's a cool drawing, makes me think about that line in the slumber party episode, where Harley mentions Louise dances funny in dance classes.Really it got me thinking about what a wagstaff dance class would look like, like who would be in it, how will they be dancing, what's their dance attire would be, things like that.
>>150682157>"Loren, bring back Science Court"
>>150683094>How lonely will he be if Linda dies first?Bob's level of stress and lack of fulfilment makes me think he's dying by the age of 50. But if Linda dies first, he's probably not going to live very much longer after that.
>>150690001>>150690082enemies to lovers is a thing and quite popular
>>150695839Heck they literally had Hene jusy say it out loud.>I bet you guys will reconnect in your 30s and get married.
>>150695979plus people are still supporting them, even if it's "less popular" to do so now. I believe Louigan weeks was a few weeks ago and people are still making art and writing things.
>>150696004Because it's a classic character dynamic that works within and within out the bob's burgers framework.
>>150696090
>>150686007>>150686023I'm going to grab these and post them in the edit thread.
Louise does a funny dancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc1htX3q-F0
>>150696159Hopefully for bulge edits right?
>>150678280LOOK MA, I POSTED IT AGAIN>221 resultshttps://desuarchive.org/co/search/filename/I%E2%80%99m%20not%20watching%20that%20shit/
>>150696401Ally Sheedy in the breakfast club looking ass dance and I totally believe that's the exact move she busted out in dance class.
>>150696599I like Jodi, I just don't know what to do with her.
>>150696496Why not bothhttps://files.catbox.moe/a3trfm.png
>>150696778>hey baby, you looking for a good time?
>>150677543I would never stop bringing her food. I would buy two school lunches and make her buy two more and feed all of it to her in one sitting. she would blow up so fast
>>150696778BOO! DFC MARSHMALLOW 4EVER!
>>150696959All those edit threads ever ask for is huge tiddies.That's it I'm never editing ever again.
>>150677543Tina is Best Girl
>>150697073Awww buddy, go ahead and edit Jocelyn's tits to be bigger to calm your nerves.
>>150697073You can just refuse, you know?
>>150697223>Louise in shortsbecause Louise can and should always show more leg.
>>150697293How can a little girl have such long legs?
>>150697223>>150697293>>150697308you know where she gets it from right?
>>150696401>everything has secondary motion>except Tina's boobs
>>150697083I was a pioneer of bob's burger's porn and i called louise's sadism fetish.
>>150697433Leggy Lin = Leggy Lou
>>150697452I was looking for the jiggle too.
wow that was a good Halloween comic
>>150697522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDBclCLhU-I
>>150697760Next Halloween for sure.Wait a minute, why don't they keep trick or treating at King's head island? It's actually really easy to avoid the seniors.
>>150697522AAAninja draws the ideal louise tushy.
>>150680626>Wet T-shirt>No edits
>>150680089>the Molyneux Sisters deserve a lot of credit for that oft-kilter girlfailure humor that made Louise act like an unapologetic goblinReminder they're the writers responsible for making Louise cry in this episode
>>150698308the shape, size, and springiness that could only come running and playing around the neighborhood.
>>150697522God I forgot she taped up her ears. The characters used to be fun.
>>150698402It'll turn into a nice juicy bubble once she goes through puberty.
>>150698668well fun doesn't get you praise from online tv critics!!! A fun episode only lasts as long as the episode itself but somebody calling an episode groundbreaking tv lasts forver.
>>150698732>I swear to GOD Tina and Gina that you both better not have hogged up all the boobs and butts for puberty or else I'm coming into your rooms while you're sleeping with the vacuum hose and taking my more than fair share fornyou thicc hoggs!>wow, I hope I wasn't like that when I was turning 10.>wait did she call us thick hogs are is she saying we're hogging up the thicc?
>>150698721This is actually pretty restrained. >and so are those tits HEYOOOOOOOBut seriously, I can easily see a 12 year old Tina rocking those not knowing what she got.
>>150698308BUENOS DIAS LOUISE
>>150698826>this is actually pretty restrainedBecause shit didnt get crazy till later in the episode.
>>150698732Goes through or get closer to, whatever comes first.
>>150698873Millie should be the one doing the ass slapping.
>>150699266Oh yeah like when bust out when she was singing her solo.
>>150692833where is dis guys links i cannot find him im retarded
>>150699844Try co.llection, that's where I found it.
>>150699325>Millie's pale cheeks next to Louise's tanned ones
>>150679904Season 7, Flu-ouise killed the show
>>150700172That or earlier in Season 6 with Nice-capades.
>>150700172>Flu-ouiseoh yeah yeah That was it. They made a big huge deal and even wrote a "vision quest" episode to announce the beginning of louise's punitive shame arc.There was also that episode about the spider that was really hard on louise.
>>150683565Tonight's one was pretty good tho
>>150678087anon i hope you come back to this thread so you can know that i kek'd quite hard
>>150700367Good :3
>>150700433https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzItS5BmUNw
>>150686785I play "hear me out" for keeps anon.
>>150678996>>150700335>and if Linda is sexy then maybe her sister Gayle is also sexy? You might make a good point there
>>150702654Gayle follows the tv sitcom of crazy sisters-in-laws, in that the depressive ones are frumpy and unloved whiles the manic one can be sexy and/or cute but are lazy bums who leech off their older sister. Give me more manic Gayle.
>>150677543Tina and gene make this show unbearable nowTina is actually retarded and pisses me off with how much shit she fucks up by being a retardGene is an obnoxious, mean spirited faggot whose little quips and interjections never manage to make me even smile. very unfunny Show would be improved tenfold if they gave these two as little screen time as possible
>>150699287She just kinda wakes up with it one morning.
>>150702768Tina is salvagable as a character, Gene adds nothing to the show and actively makes episodes worse with his presence
>>150703151Tina was funny early on, so I’ll agree with you that she is salvageable Gene was never good. He pissed me off since the beefsquatch episode.
>>150702897Ahhh man and there's nothing sweeter than imagining Linda having to try and explain to Louise how her little green dress might be inappropriate from now on because her cheeks are peeking out.
>>150677543She got some nice boobs.
>>150688750>BEEF CURTAINS!!!!
>>150697433>>150703758Those dolphin shorts DO look good on her.
>>150704480It's now up to you now to never forget and to spread the truth.
>>150705128Happy Birthday.
>>150677861I feel sorry for you if an ugly pre-teen with a man's voice and the proportions of a bowling ball became your first crush, you zoomzooms are fucked.
>>150705146Yeah you can imagine what she would look like in some Nike pros or some cheeky pajama shorts? Louise is meant to be a tease.
>>150705288>pre-teenShe's thirteen which makes her a teen. a young teen sure, the youngest a teen can get really, but still.Though ironically the showrunners now a days say they wish they didn't even gave Tina her 13th birthday meaning that in a different world you're right.>man voiceIf it comes out of young teenager girl then by definition then it's a man voice? It just means Tina is a Contralto, the rarest of female vocal types. You let Tina age up a bit, they won't, then that voice immediately becomes low, rich, and smokey.>the proportions of a bowling ballI think you meant to say her tits are the size of a bowling ball. You just need to use some imagination, Tina would be the hottest girl in your school if she was a real teenager.
>>150702768>>150703151>>150703171As a ceritifed Gene Gooner all I got to say is that you're right, Gene on his best days is being the boy with the Bon Mont whole his worse is he a shrieking fragile flower while most of the time he's just the Third Wheel Belcher.BUT, and this is a big butt as with Gene it usually is, He can be salvaged if we just stripped him down to his barest parts of being Louise lite
>>150706054I genuinely like gene when he's trying hard to make something creative. Like the thomas eddison show and his song for courtney wheeler. I like how he can take a big project seriously.
>>150703758Nothing better than imagining Linda checking out her little girl.
>>150706054Because if you watch those very early season of Bob's Burgers you'll notice how Gene and Louise work together a lot, they're on the same page almost like they're twins despite Gene being older. Gene's weird little jokes were working just like Louise's insult did, they were meant to confuse and unsettle people so like Louise Gene should be living for chaos with the only difference is that Gene played the fool while Louise plays the mastermind.But, and again this is a big butt, you need to find a way for Gene to do a wink and a nod so the viewers can understand Gene is not actually a dumb idiot, that's it's a character choice which will actually give Gene's character personality.
>>150683181She can always get>shot>hit by a car>cancer>caught in a nuclear blast>attacked by C.H.U.D.S. (the 80s movie monsters, not the political slur)
>>150706244>Awwww look at mommy's little bubble butt bunny with your tight little heiney!>wait let me get some change from the till, I want to see if I can bounce a quarter off it from here.
>>150706181>>150706268Yeah once you see Gene as the performer looking to entertain is when you start seeing what's salvageable about Gene.
How many toothpicks on the ground, /co/?
>>150706531Uhh seven?
>>150706307I'm hoping for streetfight between her and Cynthia.
>>150706407>"Mmf, so bubbly. Let mama get a feel.~"
>>150706638>Tina the Lover>Gene the Fool>Louise the Devil >they're all troublemakers >they're all inclined to mess with people>they move like a pack>basically a street gang >from the womb to the tomb baby
>>150706678>Linda loves to say that all her kids are more than a handful to customers then just fucking laughs like a crazy woman
>>150706678>>150706769>Gawsh I'm gettin' all nostalgic for back when me and Gayle were in school . . .
>>150706769She loves pointing out just how overdeveloped they both are.
>>150706828>"I tell ya, we were way closer back then... Maybe a little too close.~"
>>150706769I can definitely see Louise being flirty with the customers.Especially handsome males.
>>150706846They literally shared a boyfriend during high school so non-zero chance she and Gayle legit had a threesome together. Tony just fell into high school king shit, a two-for-one Genarro sister special.
>>150706830>She loves pointing out just how overdeveloped all thre are.Ftfy.
>>150706902>wait, I can tease guys and they'll give me money because of it? H-Holy shit I think I just found my new career.
>>150707006Gene ... would
>>150698788needs a followup with Louise getting an early and extremely potent puberty and ending up as big or even bigger than Tina and Gina* in the T&A department, knowing Louise her reactions would be varied and hilarious*honestly Gene as a girl works extremely well and its surprising there is isn't more of that sort of thing out there>>150706993my kingdom for some Bob/Linda/Gayle OT3 stuff
I'd like to see more of the younger Gayle and Linda.
>>150708026>honestly Gene as a girl works extremely well and its surprising there is isn't more of that sort of thing out there"The Belcher Sisters" has such a better ring to it than "The Belcher Siblings".
>>150708162From what we've seen so far suggests that Gayle and Linda were attached to the hip when they were young meaning whatever scenario you can imagine for Lin-like topless backyard suntanning or getting stoned in someone's basement-you're obligated to imagine Gayle there with her.
Why is the movie so terrible
>>150708561Why is there a movie in the first place
>>150708589I think they had an episode idea and just stretched it out to be movie length, it feels like no passion whatsoever went into making the story feel theatric
>>150706902>>150707337>>150708026>>150708354We know Tina has big tits but puberty also made her horny as fuck and I think that's something Gene and Louise should also be horny as fuck.
>>150679391Possible in universe explanations>she got taller and/or less fat so they shrank a bit>she switched to an inferior bra>she was bra stuffing and stoppedI know the real reason is they just didnt want her to be as busty anymore because teens with big boobs aren’t fashionable for moral panic reasons, but it’s fun to speculate.
>>150708619Louise was coming along nicely before ... you know.
>>150708619Pubescent Louise would the absolute terror of the Wagstaff playground. No boy would be safe.
>>150708619>>150709437>oh my god she raped him Louise raped Regular-sized Rudy.>n.ee.d in-GASP-hal...er
>>150709418Once puberty comes, she'll be cumming pretty nicely.
>>150706737>>150708619>>150709418>>150709437The Belcher sisters aggressively bisexually flirt in pack behavior with the reasoning that collective wearing someone down will always ensure at least one of them is getting some fuck.
>>150708026>watch out chestlets, milk truck coming through>whaat.>GRRRR B cups are very impressive for a boy my age and I need this mirror so wait your turn!>yeah Louise, as your older sisters me and Gene get top priority for getting ready>yeah, quit trying to be such a mirror hog!>pffftt you maybe my older sisters but I'm clearly the bigger Belcher now step aside, Logan texted me he's close>UGH your boobs aren't even bigger than mine, they just look bigger because haven't grown an inch since elementary.>aw T, don't get too jealous of your big sist-GENE HEY WATCH IT>NO, I don't care if you got bigger boobs than me because my ass is still a weapon of mass erections! now let me put on eye sprakles for this gig I got!
>>150708694>>she got taller and/or less fat so they shrank a bitI can really believe this one because Tina does engage in a lot of physical extracurriculars so something like the junior lifeguards where you have to be a strong swimmer?>pic related, an elite swimmer's physique
>>150711399>>150707006>pic related, an elite gooner mermaid
>>150711773>pic related, a flatfish mermaid's physique
>>150711806>pic related, a mommy shark mermaid
>>150710984>B cups are very impressive for a boy my ageYou're thinking too small/realistic for this scenario, if Gene/Gina* is the smallest of the three than he/she should still be gargantuan by normal woman standards, like basketball sized milk factories compared to the beach balls that Tina and Louise are carryingCourse in turn all three of them are dwarfed by Linda and Gayle, between the five of them the Belchers never really have dairy supply issues...*it doesn't really matter too much if Gene is either a girl or a very womanly boy aside from the latter having a couple extra parts worth describing in meaty detail
>>150712780If he's a boy, then he has a bonus huge dick in addition to his meaty jugs.
>>150712893>If he's a boy, then he has a bonus huge dick in addition to his meaty jugs.Its the one area where Gene takes after Bob, course can't forget the baseball sized nuts too
>>150712780
>>150712780The only thing that should be getting bigger for Gene is his ass
>>150713164exactly>>150713177>The only thing that should be getting bigger for Gene is his assoh Gene/Gina has a downright colossal ass too(biggest of the three), it has become physically impossible for them to walk anywhere without those titanic cheeks clapping up a storm
>>150713177>Bussy boy and the cuss girls
>>150708561The Movie Isn't that terrible, yo.
>>150714952It's fine for an episode maybe even like a three pater which I know is ironically close to the minimum to a feature length film but for like a movie released in theaters it was a limp dick.
>>150712893With meaty thighs that with his big dick use to thighfuck himself.
>>150715763>>150712893or you could see how many glazed donuts you can stack on top his huge hairless cock before feeding him all the fucked donuts and licking the crumbs off.maybe turn him around and glaze his donut hole in turn?
>>150709418>>150709800I wish Bobs Burgers allowed their characters to have a little more edge than Turning Red did for its characters.
could a 5-10 year timeskip work for the show? what would it be like for the Belcher kids?
>>150716320>could a 5-10 year timeskip work for the show? A 5 year timeskip at max, I don't need to see Tina off to college.Louise does crime like vandalism, breaking and entering (urban exploring), and hocking bootlegs and stolen items by an alley near wonder wharf. Tina is still out looking for sum fuck only now she's also the shift manager at a burger chain with dreams of becoming a Maître D' at a fancy restaurant somewhere. Gene has bought the retail space next door and uas turn into a mini music hall where it's usually filled with whatever weirdo Gene jamming with that week.
>>150716312Turning Red is a new breed of quirky girlcringe comedy while Bob's Burger is old-school loser underdog comedy not even knowing their best bet was the fact that teenage and preteen girls are just as horny as their boy counterparts AND are sexualized by society and indivudals, forcing them (phrasing) to navigate the labyrinth interplay of self and other and y'know, which member from their boy band do they want to kiss.
>>150716566I feel like they spiritually got it with Tina and even Louise to an extent in the early seasons. Even now, Tina's treatment of Jimmy Jr seems toned down from what it once was.Turning Red leaned into it and it was probably one of the more endearing things about the film.
>>150716622I bet what helps is Turning Red was made for a specific audition while Tina and Louise unintentionally found that same audience. Maybe Tina was even an influence for Mei?
>>150715763Tittyfucking, too!
>>150712956Churning hard in the presence of anyone with a cupsize above D - himself included.
>>150711806I LOVE this one!
If Bob had any sense at all he'd chain Louse face down, ass up in the basement and use her for stress relief when business is slow. When they're busy everyone who buys a burger of the day gets fifteen minutes with the slippery little slut. It's not like she does any work around the restaurant anyway.
>>150716320I feel it would make it awkward if the siblings don't share a school. I wouldn't mind 13-years-old Louise adventures though.
>>150718158>hey Ligan think you come down to the basement and "grind some meat"?>and don't worry, that's a euphemism because I'm not talking about literally grinding the meat.
>>150716721>Maybe Tina was even an influence for Mei?I'd like to believe that. Spiritually, they are both creatives who indulge their fantasies through their art.
>>150718463And they both wear glasses! Wow, it's all really coming together now...
>women ship Louise x Logan>boys ship Louise x Rudy>MEN ship Louise x Teddy
>>150716622>>150716721>>150718463>>150718540something that I noticed about Turning Red and the early seasons of Bob's Burgers is that they're both nostalgic but with Bob's Burgers the nostalgia is less direct and that's maybe from the fact Bob's Burgers is satirizing and exaggerating the vapidity of boy bands and teen fads while Turning Red plays them straight.
>>150718560ascetic masters prefer an intricate mesh of mostly fiercely sapphic friendships.like any moment Tina and Susmita are gonna stop doing their study projects and just take a make-out break and then get back to the diorama.
>>150718560Who is Rudy truly? We see a lot of him, we've seen what he's into and what catches his fancy, we even see his sad broken home life but but it's hard to actually sized Regular-Sized Rudy up.I mean just look at him.
>>150719374He's just an easily impressed kid.
>>150719384Yeah I guess that's what intrigues me about him, like this Halloween costume he wore where he went as Paul Rudd from the 2009 brocom "I love you, man" like is that a movie he has actually watched? Shouldn't this be a couples costume too? On some level the joke is that Paul Rudd is for normies but it's also just a weird choice, weirder than even the Belcher costumes.
>LouisexLoganHow TinaxLogan. Louise is going to explode.
>>150719526>Linda notices Logan and Tina eyeing each other more the longer he helps out in the restaurant>Overprotective and overmotherly, she takes him under the stairs in the basement and relieves his urges, so as not to do anything funny with her daughter(s)
>>150719849Not funnyNot attractive.
>>150719849
>>150719614The most unrealistic about this is Linda being that perceptive.
>>150711399I love the episode where they run the mile and with terrible runner's form she smoked Jimmy Jr. I like to think she doesn't try out for sports because one it'd get in the way of helping out with her siblings and the restaurant and much more importantly it's not coed.
>>150719614Linda underestimated Logan's urges, and he frequently goes with Tina.Louise notices and is furious.Especially because Linda doesn't believe her and Bob is clueless.
>>150720108It's so funny how Tina is just a natural gifted athlete who does ridiculously impressive feats that no one notices.Like I'm sure Louise doesn't weigh much but Tina isn't even struggling! She's putting an arc on Louise! If you're not physically scared of Tina then you're not paying attention!
>>150719526>Louise is going to explode.Yeah and so will Logan, all over Tina.
>>150719526>>150719614>>150720398I believe Logan bullies what he's attracted to and we know that Logan doesn't exclusively bullies Louise so I do always like seeing the different match ups like Logan/Tina or Logan/Gene.
>>150720659The episode where Logan works at the restaurant gives up a tantalizing glimpse of how Gene is essentially charmed by Logan's machismo which is an admission that Gene just isn't in touch with his masculinity but is "curious " about cultivating it with Logan. To me that's strangely flirty, Gene just isn't normally interested in doing guy things with guys so him showing interest in doing so to me feels like more trying to find time to spend with Logan.
>>150720066It's spreading.
>>150720915funny enough in this episode Tina's only interest in Logan seems to be information about other teen boys, seemingly not registering as one of those teen boys she wants which is highly disappointing to say the least, very much a nonstarter of a scene that you can't really gleam anything from outside the fact that Tina could probably take Logan in a fight despite being shorter than him.
>>150721050The only thing really noteworth about Tina and Logan in this episode is the fact that Tina is taking upon herself to isolate Logan from Louise to avert the rising conflict between them.
>>150721079But there is a bob's burger comicissue , probably non-canon, where they're parodying "Enter the Dragon" using Tina's erotic? friendfiction as the framework which might give us a deeper understanding on Tina's thought on Logan.Maybe.
>>150721196Because it's up to you if you want to interpret this as a revenge fantasy against Logan for messing with Louise's ears.
>>150721258For me it's easy to read this as a dream scenario of what Tina wished she could've done, beat Logan up and take the ears back but it's also an Enter the dragon parody so Logan could also just Bob Wall here.
>>150721327Then the final page snaps back to reality with Logan mating pressing Tina on the corner steps while both his friends, Louise and Gene watch in an Instant Loss ending
>>150721327>>150721535>Then the final page snaps back to reality with Tina mating pressing Logan on the corner steps while both his friends, Louise and Gene watch in an Instant Loss endingFtfy
>>150721938Too bad the show won't show Tina's belly.
>>150721938JK but also not really because Tina is a beast who might not actually win in a fight Logan but who also wouldn't lose in a fight with logan, which I think is exactly how Logan likes it.
>>150722054Like I don't think Logan is picking on every fenale athlete just because he's anti-title IX, I think he's doing it because ticking off girls enough that it's smoke on sight is Logan's kink.>pic related of Logan trying to hide his massive erection behind Louise
>>150722014>Tina in a sport braSOMETHING WENT WRONG IN THE TIMELINE WE HAVE TO GO BACK
>>150722165Logan better watch it, I think Tina actually knows some of these moves.
>>150677543I sound like this
>>150722628>but Dina sounds like this:>EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
I always remember that one cute black girl that was flirting with Logan. She even had a pretty stereotypical black girl name, Shanaya.Logan Bush, possibly misogynist but definitely antiracist king.
>>150724075Movie needed about 50% more of this.
>>150724340Aww she even wore a skirt just for the occasion though to be fair to Logan was referring to the fact she's wearing a bandeau and technically didn't actually flash any titties.
>>150723528>misogynist>antiracistGo back to xitter, bitch
>>150723528>possibly misogynistI'd say probably>definitely antiracist kingI don't think he's racist but I think he just doesn't care. If he thinks he's gonna get pussy, color doesn't matter.
>when it reaches past your stomach and leaking pre on your chest
>>150724779She lifted her itty bitty tube top so I think that counts as flashing. Check those mosquito bites out.
>>150725029
>>150725029>>150725063she'll fill out eventually, it's in her genes
>>150725024I see someone's seen the new image
>>150725105qrd?sauce?
>>150725105Yeah and boy I regret not saving the one where it's Millie and Louise sharing Logan with the extra cherry of Gene saying he's next.
>>150725077Imagine the sheer agony of being a late bloomer with an early bloomer sister.>great, now I got to see if Tina has any of her old bras from middle school.>where were you girls when I was trying to change my C's into A's?
