Terrible
There's a hint of ambition in the posing and expressions, Hepp actually cares about this little arc
>>150684037OH MY FUCKING GOD THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER, IT'S A LITERAL CRIME THAT NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN AAAARGH
>>150684037Oh, so are they going to break up? Oh shit, are they going to break up just so that we can't go back to Cube Town?
>>150684110Yeah whenever he starts breaking out angles other than 3/4 profiles you can tell he's having a good time.
>>150684037What a fucking copout
>>150684169Jeph's strongest fans would crucify him if he dared break up a trans couple to form an heterosexual couple.You are more likely to see Faye get a breast reduction.
>>150684325>Faye get a breast reductionPlease don't joke about that.
>>150684325Why does he tortures us so? The way she eagerly agrees with every word he says, the way she leans towards him, the shame she feels for being so interested about the problems Marten may have with Claire, it's just... argh.
>>150684411There's still time for them to have a drunken cuddle on the couch and wake up at 4AM to continue a serious conversation
>>150684411Maybe he's testing the waters and seeing what the reaction is,
>>150684436Where does Jeph even go to check fan reaction?r/QuestionableContent turned rebellious on him and just makes fun of his comic.r/qcontent is super dead.He closed the site's official forums.That just leaves the Patreon comments, I suppose.
>>150684523I'd bet $50 he checks here. Hell, if he confirmed it I'd personally venmo him $50
>>150684037https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC0js3cAsqAHAHAHA, YOU THOUGHT JEPH WOULD TAKE THIS ANYWHERE YOU GULLIBLE KEKS
>>150684581Jeph was never going to have Marten and DrLoli have drunken sex.NOT EVEN if he actually planned something as improbable as Marten and DrLoli dating.This is no longer the QC of 2010. Drunken sex would not be allowed.Dora's Brother breaking up with his robot almost-girlfriend because he helped pay for her new body frame is a fundamental defining moment for the tone of the comic's romances.
>>150684581Liz feeling the angst of being attracted to a taken man is pretty good anyway.
So Eventually Marten is going to have a talk with DrLoli and refuse her romantic interests.He will tell her they can still be be friends and that he appreciates her as that.Then she will never ever ever show up in the comic again, right?
>>150684643I don't want some light pining, I want her to talk about how Marten's the first person in her life that's seen her as a person rather than as a bundle of academic prowess with a pulse and the only friend she has on this Earth, and for Marten to be awake enough to hear it.
>>150684742Pretty much. Do not dignify this shit with a bump.
Wow, he almost acknowledged that their relationship sucks. That's more than I expected.>>150684325It would work if Claire dumped him but there's no indication that Claire wants to do that (or even really gives a shit about Marten one way or the other).
>>150684789I just recall how once upon a time Marten and Emily showed some interest for each other, lol.
Can this comic just get rid of Claire? The fucker does nothing and isn't fun.
>>150685006claire has barely been in the comic for the past 200 pages
>>150685006Absolutely not.Claire may be boring and lack any interesting personality quirks beyond being a bit neurotic, but there are a lot of meta reasons why she is a protected character.Jeph would be a terrible Ally(TM) if he wrote Claire and Marten break up.
>>150684742>Eventually Marten is going to have a talk with DrLoli and refuse her romantic interests.He just going to tell her if she doesnt have a huge throbbing horse cock, hes not into that.
>>150685132You keep beating that drum but I think Claire has been effectively written out that framing it as "both Claire and Marten have better things to do with their time than try to maintain a relationship" can be respectful and avoid a blowup. You might as well tilt at windmills saying that Marten is clearly a chaser if he's dickriding Claire this hard while multiple women are vying for him.
>>150684037>Marten wakes up with Liz sucking his dick>”You shouldn’t fool around with people while they’re drunk! That’s rape.”>”I didn’t say stop.”
>>150684037Please God let something happen
>>150684037wow, the last time QC was uncomfortably close to my irl situation was when i just fucking graduated high school. this is extra weird.
>>150684037>hes asleepTime for rape
Hes asleep! Rape him! RAAAAAPE HIIIIIIIIM!!
>>150684573$50 is no bait to an upper middle class man. i can say i'd put a donation pool together if he confirmed he was still checking here. i'm not as well off as him, or probably some of you, but i can still contribute a hundo.
>>150684523Whatever following the comic has on bluesky, presumably
>>150685265No way is Jeph going to actually allow Claire's new job as Boss of Cube Town to stop her from being in a relationship with Marten.
Does anyone know what font QC uses? Seems like a blend of comic sans and product sans.
>>150685506google my dudehttps://blambot.com/collections/all-fonts/products/blambot-casual
>>150684037I would be seeing Red if I weren't so ABSOLUTELY BLUEBALLED
>>150685515Look at the letters in it, dude.
>>150684840it's where it was going until suddenly trannies.
>>150685600I feel like that was Marten having to prove Jeph was not sexist after Marten said Marigold looked good.
>>150684037Just how fucking much of a lightweight are you that you get outdrinked by a fucking goblina with no arms who already drank a bunch before you showed up
>>150684523>r/QuestionableContent turned rebellious on him and just makes fun of his comic.What for? I would think that's where his main fans would gather.
>>150685754>What for? I would think that's where his main fans would gather.That IS where his fan base gathered.You can't deny that at least for long stretches of the comic Jeph really phones it in and doesn't plan ahead.This left many of his old readers dissatisfied.Doubly so if they paid him to make that Sci-Fi comic he aborted.So that dissatisfaction became mockery. These readers continue to read it, but more out of curiosity than entertainment.Jeph seems to be experiencing a bit of a second wind with Marten in CubeTown.It lets him have more wacky scientist and AI characters like DrLoli here.Jeph wants to draw cute girls with short chair in sports clothes.
>>150684037Where is Moray?
>>150685960Liz is wearing her like a Venom suit.
>>150685506Dom Casual is a pretty close match.http://www.identifont.com/list?3+Dom%20Casual%20(URW)+5.30+616+1+23ZQ+1+23ZP+1+6BX+1+24H+1+J1+1+5U29+2+JAI+2+32T+2+TX+2+L2S+2+FS5+4+24Y+4+6SN+4+5Y9+4+2RPE+4+4409+4+4407+4+383O+4+4AZ+4+2ZGP+4+3JGG+4+FS3+4+270+4+440F+4+4403+4+4405+4+2RP9+4+5U4N+5+2JS9+5Godspeed you kang and may doktor loli be extra slutty in your edits
Dr. Loli puts peanut butter in her vag, let's go
>>150685499Wouldn't breaking them up via work actually be a smart move since you can have Claire do it? You can still have Claire show up afterward.
>>150686160Thank you anon, great research.
>>150686052>Moray makes her goo arms, like Venom made legs for Flash Thompson
>>150685367Same lmaoGoing through it with my GF and there’s a short dark haired coworker who gave me her number the other dayLord give me the strength
>>150687039Just remember that we root for Marten because this is a soap opera and ideally his misery and joy are equally compelling, whereas real life has a wide wide variety of ways to be simultaneously shitty and boring.
Happening status: IT'S.
>>150684037She so wants to fuck him
>>150687039>>150687311i really shouldn't even complain. i have absolute loyalty; i'm just bored and stressed out by some complicated prospects. but i'm halfway through my thirties, i should value loyalty more. lord knows everyone else my age is getting eviscerated on dating apps.
>>150684037She's so cute here
>>150687524Yeah I got lucky six years ago with big tiddy goth gf and even if she's a NEET and her ADHD ass keeps forgetting chores, she's cute and she positively adores me. No way in hell I'm gonna throw that away to try and 'do better' even if I did have prospects.
>>150687721Have you told your gf yet?Would she like to have a sister-wife?
>>150687771She's bi and we've joking toyed with the idea but mostly in the context of like, having a shortstack goblin around. Actually getting another person involved gets messy and would require her or I to have friends
>>150687795>a girl gave me her number>where you serious about a new playmate?
>>150687879Oh sorry, you got me and the other anon confused after you replied to both of us. I'm not the one that got the number.
>>150687888My badGo squeeze your gfs butt RIGHT NOW and don't tell her why. :3
>>150687928aye aye captain
>>150685132He's just trading a transwoman for a transhuman. The tran- is transitive
>>150687945Godspeed you magnificent bastard
>>150687984she's making banana bread but it's stuck in the loaf pan, and as she was trying to shake it out her breasts kept bouncinglife is good
>>150687721Any advice or was it pure luck?
>>150688052Rub it in, why don't you? you lucky bastard.
>>150688136nta, i'm the other one. found my autistic former hikineet wife on an mmo, and had the social skills to coax her out of her shell. mostly luck, i'd say.
>>150688198Please teach us.
>>150688136Pure luck. I was doing the usual rotation of Tinder, OkayCupid, Bumble, etc. off and on for a year with only incidental dates. Happened to match with her because her profile said she was going to try and steal the declaration of independence. From her side she'd been using it less than a week.My understanding is that after the pandemic basically all the online dating sites are an absolute shithole, and now I imagine there's full-on AI catfishing on top of the baseline level of nonsense. I stuck with Bumble because girls had to message first and that meant they'd at least be initiating, but even that got changed years ago.
>>150684037That was more eventful than I was expecting. Which i guess goes to show how low my expectations were.
>>150688234Damn. I tried Tinder and Bumble shortly before covid and still got nothing. That's life.
>>150685220That might tempt her to simply go and obtain said cock. She is a mad scientist, after all.
>>150687960>Liz drops her shorts and reveals she was Dr. Shota this whole time
>>150688383You're beautiful.
>>150685265It’s nice that this page establishes that Marten likes Cubetown and finds his new coffee shop job super rewarding. So now the angle “i moved out here to be with a chick and then we broke up and now im stranded (again)” isn’t there anymore, and he can simply continue enjoying his Cubetown life without either of them feeling bad even if the relationship fails. It’s the kinda loose end tying that Jepj likes to do in advance so that there will be no conflict no matter what happens. Which is a good sign.
>>150685703Some people are sleepy drunks and others are wakey drunks. That’s why I’m here at 1:00 in the morning when I have work in a couple hours.
>>150688469It also dovetails really nicely with how he ended up in Northampton in the first place. Despite his lack of ambition the dude is a drifter.
>>150688469>>150688557>Marten being proactive and taking control of his life rather than being a tool to be used for other characters' story arcs.HAHAHAHA.
>>150684037Happening?
>>150685703He may be engaging in the tactic of outdrinking the newbie so she doesn't get black out herself.
Kinda amazed how expertly she manipulated him towards being balls deep in her. Her downfall was miscalculating the alcohol amount, as Marten correctly posited in strip 5668
>>150684037If you expected anything else to happen, you're a moron.
>>150685515He used blambot casual at one point, but he doesn't anymore. Every edit I've made with blambot doesn't match.
>>150684037going to call my shot nowthis is the event that causes Liz to leave Cubetown - she's going to realize she has feeling for Marten, she's going to talk to Claire about it and she's going to remove herself from the situation because it's not fair to them as a couple (even though she's a better match for Marten); he's going to find out after the fact and that's what breaks him and Claire up
>>150690167>and that's what breaks him and Claire up
>>150684037Huffing the hopium, but because Marten is drunk and finally be honest about his feelings, what if he was trying to say, "I think Claire and I are drifting apart.. we're like... not as close as we used to be... it's not fun anymore.."But Liz probably thinks he was going to say something like "Clare and I are so totally in love", and so feels guilty about her feelings towards him. She'll try and apologize for it later, and then Marten will stop her rambling with a passionate embrace
>>150689975This is pretty similar to the start of The Trappening. It won't pay off now, or even soon, but eventually. Just 2 more years.
>>150684037Do it jephYou know you want to.Do it!
Dude she's so cute I wanna them to fuck so hard. Where's my little tomboy goblin gf?
JEPH I BEG YOU, PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN
>>150684581I never watched this show, is there a reason the alarm clock is oriental and villainous-sounding or is it just a bit?
>>150684037Buy an ad.
>>150691444Nah instead she’ll rape marten and it’ll be the last we see if her as she gets carted off to horny jail as she shouts she deserves hornet jail! Than it’s Claire wanting to have sex with Martin but he’s too traumatized for that so we can go like I dunno another year or two with nothing happening.
>>150691450Just a bit and a reference to Aku. It shows up in a later episode with an even more explicit reference to Aku but it's revealed that it was all just a dream.
>>150691444Everyone wanted the trappening to happen and when it did it sucked. Marten and Claire got together so smoothly it took all the fun out of it. No period where Marten was anxious about dating someone that most likely still has a dick. Despite being trans all talk about Claire being one was immediately silenced. Even pro trans content doesn't shy away from that but Jeph did. Now I might be venting over a missed opportunity but it had me learn a lesson for this comic that's always relevant. Expect nothing, hope for nothing.
>>150691564Shut the fuck up loser, he's posting tomorrow's comic early.
>>150684110>>150684241I don't even follow this webcomic and I noticed that too.
>>150691444>>150691768Why would anything ever happen?
Since I know SClamp lurks these threads, you did God's work last Friday
>>150691768You’re not allowed to ask about Claire’s transness.
>>150693522Why did Taeshi have to spite literally every other webcomic author?
>>150693522>I don't understand thing, can we talk about it?>No, fuck you.Surely this will bring in allies.
>>150691768 And Claire was a fairly acerbic person, while Marten had been developing a backbone so they'd already had some good snark fests at each other, and more of that was expected. Instead PFFFT all conflict was sucked out of their relationship once they boned (this goes for all relationships in the comic, but especially theirs). The closest they ever got was single strip misunderstandings and Claire's professional anxieties.
>>150684037>he wakes up in the middle of the night and she's riding his dick
>>150693766It came close to being anything interesting in the arc where she was going to push him out of the library job due to her insecurity over not being able to get one herself, but that fizzled out.
>>150693678>I cannot understand or accept No, it's just false representation. The person in the comic is someone who's already decided they hate trans. They deliberately ignored all the people who are simply ignorant and wonder how the heck that works.
>>150693522YOUR BEAUTIFUL
>>150693821But even as a strawman it fails because his attempts at discourse are met with immediate violence. It makes him come off as the only sane person.
>>150693865You can describe getting pushed out of a room as violence, and the police will write the report, but they'll think you're being a pussy and the DA will decline to spend the time prosecuting. And it's framed as a distinct lack of interest in discourse, they just want to expound on why they don't like that Claire is trans. Please stop making me defend this.
>>150693865It's not an attempt at discourse. It's an attempt to undermine an existing assertion by repeatedly asking for evidence and elaboration that are wholly disproportionate to what's germane. You should be familiar with the behavior because it's what you're doing right now.
>>150693919it's all that trannies deserve
>>150693794>she was going to push him out of the library job due to her insecurity over not being able to get one herselfWhen was that? Marten has an entry-level library worker position, the kind they usually give to students; if anything she would have been gunning for Tai's position, as it's a managerial position in the library and Tai doesn't actually do her job.>>150693905>You can describe getting pushed out of a room as violenceThat description is "battery" and putting your hands on anyone is a legal risk, which is why bouncers are very clear to announce they're asking you to leave and try every tactic to get you to do so voluntarily.
>>150693905Followed up by a rocket turning him into a red smear. If you're in a public place and don't want to talk to someone, you ignore them or leave, that's common sense.>>150693919>wholly disproportionate to what's germaneAh yes just like the guy asking "What is a woman?" is going way overboard.
I wanna draw more porn of the grumpy loli doctor girl. Give me a suggestion
>>150694779Riding Marten while he's passed out.
>>150694779She sits on the far side of the sofa, as far from sleeping Marten as possible, her face focused, as she gingerly prods his crotch with her foot.I think she'd be too scared to feel him up with anything else, let alone her hands.
>>150695072aight give me a sec
>>150695072>>150695102had to rush it out a bit because a friend of mine wants to play a game, sorry bout thathttps://files.catbox.moe/k3tkjr.png
>>150695553Nice.
>>150695553
>>150695553Damn nigga thats sum kino.
this ugly bitch is growing on me not gonna lie,thats how bad faye is
>>150695585>>150695637>>150696085aw thanks guys
Its not cheating if its done with robot arms.
>>150691444>liz likes marten>marten is having relationship problems with claire>claire CAN'T be written out of the story because transI hate to say it, but unless this plotline is just dropped immediately there's only one way this ends... Dr Loli will leave in order to not harm Marten's relationship, this will also conclude her arc about not being happy in general or whatever
>>150696971With some luck Claire and Marten will have a mutual break up when they realize their life goals just aren't compatible and Claire will just stay in place as a beleaguered government employee at Cubetown while Marten keeps running his shop barebacking the Dutch gremlin every night.
>>150691444
>>150696971Listen, I get you don't like the comic and want to keep doomer shitposting, but you need to be less banal and uninteresting. Have some pep. If you're going to argue that things are going to be boring don't be boring in the process.
>>150696840Based.Based based based based.
imagine being a creator and the general idea people have of you in the internet is that you are a cuck bitch who is scared to anger the trans
>>150684037So, which of all the other girls/robot girls will he hook up with when Claire breaks up with him? Because there's very little chemistry or affection being portrayed between Claire and Martin any more.
>>150697649Zlata or whatever her assistants name was.
>>150696971Dr. Loli isn't going anywhere. Yes, while Claire is setting up the program he was hired for he's too busy to spend time with Martin. Martin on the other hand has always been listless and drifting though life. While he is busy with the coffee shop he's not used to not having Claire with him in the evening. This is going to be resolved with, like always, some very minimal drama about Claire being a workaholic and needing to relax. Martin is going to be minorly lectured about taking work more seriously, and Dr. Loli is going to learn a lesson about social interaction, infatuation, and relationships. None of it will be interesting or compelling.
>>150697649Are you familiar with the fictional insertion act known as "unbirthing"?Moray.
>>150697759He did. It didn't prevent Israel from emerging, tho, as the jews who were radicalized enough to fight for it in the Palestine have already been doing it since the 1920's.
>>150695553For a quickie? Nice!
>>150685506He used to use Blambot but switched to CCVictorySpeech a while ago
>>150697743>liz, looking massivley, swollenly pregnant with quadrouplets, but its just moray
>>150697555Hahaha seethe loser
>>150697906Wow, how did you find this?
>>150684037Remember this? This could be lolicon AND incest at the same time... Sweet...
>>150693522I just don't see the point to Claire being trans, considering it's only been brought up, either as a fact or as affecting her personality, in a handful of strips, all of which are before where #3500 which is where Geff says to start reading today. It's not mentioned on the cast page either.*ok, there are strips after 3500 with her wearing a trans flag shirt but nobody mentions it.
>>150697993
>>150696840Deranged butt stuff with this gremlin
>>150699230It made Claire more interesting around here back in the day and is a constant source of inspiration for Dbaru. It's Jeph's fault for dropping the ball on it and being too afraid to address it and having fun with it.
>>150699230Well, why does there need to be a point to it? Is there a point to Marten having black hair or Dora being skinny? It's just a part of who they are. Realistically most trans people aren't bringing up their transitude every other day. It might come *off* that way due to the news and social media but those aren't fairly representative of the real social experience.
>>150699389> Realistically most trans people aren't bringing up their transitude every other day.That's true, but in fiction people and ideas are usually introduced for a reason. Therefore, it feels strange to have a trans character and not to explore trans-people. That's like having a jerk character who's jerk for no reason, as he doesn't neither change, nor deeply affect anybody. While many people are simply jerks, it still would be stupid.
>>150699966lol
>>150699966>these aren't my glasses
>>150699996>almost had it
>>150684037SO CLOSE
>>150699306>not making a grey goon apocalypse with moray goo before fucking the earth so much it assplodes and sends anomoray nanomatter chunks to selfreplicate throughout the universe in eternity
>>150699971>That's like having a jerk character who's jerk for no reasonNot quite the same. Being a jerk is an actual way to interact with other characters and doesn't really need much explanation or exploration. You can explain it if you want, but on its own it can make a character distinct in how they behave and serve narrative purpose, being a combative personality to navigate around. You're right about Claire's transness, though, as it's basically just flavor text. It's not even really allowed to make an impact on character interactions or Claire's day-to-day life. It was declared once with no buildup or context to pander and then swept into the background.
Man I cant wait for the Questionable Content Animated Pilot in 2036 when Jeph's patreon money runs out
>>150700385veryI WANT HANNERS!!
>>150700385NOTHING EVER HAPPENS I genuinely fell for it. I thought they were gonna talk or fuck or do ANYTHING but nope its all gonna get swept under the rug isn't it?
>>150700412Those double thumbs up makes me think this isn't over.
>>150698238I used to make QC edits on the subreddit. I forget how I originally came across the font but I probably either Googled it or asked someone else in the sub
>>150700385>Prolly somethin' about how great she is and how happy I am with her!haha yeahMarten knows
>>150700486But will he DO anything about it is the question(able content)
>>150700412I bitch about Jeph all the time but if Marten fucks the first girl he is alone with while drunk it wouldn't make any sense for any of the characters involved. Go browse some hentai if that's the kind of thing you want.
>>150700519Thats why we wanted the goblin to rape him.
>>150700511I think we're on option 3 variant a, where he comes home drunk after meeting with Dr. Loli and Claire is immediately pissed and conspiratorial.We won't hit "happening" status unless she locks him out and he heads back to Dr. Loli to sleep
>>150700412When are you going to realize YOU ALL expecting something to happen is the joke, and Jeph gets paid regardless through his patreon pay piggies. You really think he is going to risk his livelihood for the LULZ? Questionable Content survives by the status quo until it actually gets stale to the pay piggies.
>>150700412It's okay to be wrong as long as you can admit it to yourself and stop giving JJ free publicity.
>>150700580I do everything I can to keep my reading on here, I will NEVER pay for this shit. Im doing my part
>>150700580Im just come here for the alternate reality we create through the lewds and storys.
>>150700256*SNAP*
>>150700385H-he did not leave yet! Maybe he's too drunk to leave, seeing how he cannot even find the front door. He'll probably be forced to stay for the night. Surely, something must happen then!
>>150700609>>150700648Fine but don't bump it.
Jeph learned to appreciate petite girls thanks to vtubers.DrLoli is a Gremlin-type vtuber.Mixed with his preexisting love for girls with short hair and sports clothes.
>>150700385You should ask for a refund. Those roofies wore off way too quick.
>>150700732Move the goalposts more
>>150699306>ROUND 2>FIGHT
>>150688212this has been a repeat request over the years, but truly, honestly, i think it's luck both in my mental development and experiences. i was functionally autistic until puberty really kicked in, and suddenly i just fucking -had- charisma instead of crippling social anxiety. so now i have social skills while also knowing what it's like to not have any, and being able to empathize. in effect, it ends up with me sort of holding the conversation for both myself and the anxious/shy party, until they feel secure in contributing. body language, even in games, is important. if they stick with you in a game, they want to keep playing with you. irl, the right kind of smile, laugh, or just being turned inward towards you while you're engaged means you're talking with them as opposed to talking at them. but if you can't catch these cues organically, i'm not sure they can be taught. again, i just got lucky and my brain grew a socializing chunk during puberty.
>>150700519I am sorry the rest of the world has a libido, ehhhsse
JUST FUCK ALREADY
>>150700724Marten and Liz were never going to start a relationship from a drunken one night stand.Maybe back in 2010 QC, but not now.This does plant the seed that Marten is unhappy with his current relationship and there's some spark between Marten and Liz.A lot happened but whether or not this actually leads to more remains to be seen.
>>150700365>Pilot in 2036We're like 2-3 years off from being able to just dump the comic into an LLM that'll produce the whole series.
>thinking it would happen in the next updateYou forget what you're reading. It's not that nothing happens, but it happens at a glacial pace. The wheels are turning and the vehicle is in motion. Trust the plan. Two more weeks.
>>150700412How new are you to think something was going to happen when everyone in this thread is saying nothing would happen?
>>150700875Thank you Dr. Fauci.
>>150700875We will probably get a couple more pages of Marten or Liz drunken reaction to the new tension between them. Then the scene will shift back to Coffee of Doom.
無駄だ
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>>150701033
>>150701033>hint of bloodnice touch
>>150701033Okay, I'll count this as a happening.
where the FUCK is the slime girl
>>150701033Finally!
>>150701033yeahyeaaaaaahhhhhh
>>150701033HOLY SHIT
>>150700828Cumbrain is a mental illness.
Even Reddit wants it.
>>150701564Technically not having it is a mental illness, in that the desire to fuck is rather important to the perpetuation of the species.
>>150701033>in a few months Liz has to awkwardly dodge questions of who knocked her up and why doesn't want anyone to know
>>150701822The inability to do it in real life is the mental illness. The addiction to always jerk off or goon is an actual problem. You instead fulfill the desire on cheap fantasies and not use the motivation to fuck actual real women, and take responsibility. A fucking monkey jacks off, don't try and sound like you're being intellectual about being a cumbrain.Now I will discontinue the overreaction to seeing lewd fanart about characters to a very underwhelming long running web series.
>>150701840That's dumb. Being cubetown everyone would immediatedly assume it's some weird mad scientist scifishit like selfinsemination
>>150701921>The inability to do it in real life is the mental illness. The addiction to always jerk off or goon is an actual problem.NTA but it takes two to tango. I spent a long time trying to get IRL women to even consider dating me but nothing ever paid off. At that point the only two options are break the law or give up.
>>150701992There is a third option, and it requires prostitution. As people say, you're paying one way or another. Why not be upfront and pay a whore for transaction of sex.
>>150700385>People really think something was going to HAPPENBe a better man, and moderate your expectations.
>>150700385Happening?
>>150701921>fuck actual real women, and take responsibilityI don't want a second job (dealing with pedestussy), nor a third job (dealing with baby).I don't know what it's like where you live, but where I come from is not "the land of the fuckbuddy".So "fuck women" is a bit of a big ask, and why would I want to do you a favor anyway?>>150702097Pay to get access to a repository of STDs? I'm not a biologist so I'll pass.
>>150702097>break the law
>>150702172Legal is parts of Canada
>>150702212Gross.
>>150701928>The selfpreg project was shut down months ago due to all those exploding wombs!>What if she broke into secure storage and stole the prototype?>Don't be stupid, I remembered to lock the door this time.>Maybe she's just getting really fat?>Don't stay that out loud! But yeah, she's probably just getting fat.
I regret going to reddit to see what they think.>It would kill literally any "nice guy" cred that Marten has and will ever have. Even if it was entirely unintentional, hooking up with the 19 year old incredibly dysfunctional goblin you basically adopted would be scuzzy as hell. Add the 5+ year age gap, and Marten would absolutely be a fucking groomer. Faye would fly out and literally murder him. Dora would hide the body. It would kill this comic unless Jeph immediately wrote Marten out of the story.
>>150702387>Marten has shown no actual interest in Liz>already declared the bad guy Ain't that some shit.
>>150702387Ignore women
>>150702418and effeminate men
>>150702387>you basically adoptedredditors are so fucking creepy
>>150702433effeminate men dont talk like thisto busy smashing puss or taking it in the ass
>>150702505I don't think the former happens outside of rare exceptions.
>>150702387It's sobering to think there really are communities dumber than us
>>150702387Redditors gonna reddit.No fun allowed.
>>150702485see>>150698843
>>150702659Yes, that's called a jokeA five year age gap is normal unless they're like 13 or something
>>150702663see>>150702485
>>150702387I hate the way reddit is filled with moral grandstanders when there's any kind of age gap in a relationship in any context, if it's between two consenting adults and no laws are being broken then who fucking cares?>Marten would absolutely be a fucking groomerA 19 year old women and a guy in his late 20s? This shit makes my blood boil, younger women manipulate older men just as much and what are they trying to say that just because people are the exact same age that there's no possiblity of grooming at all?
>>150702689>if it's between two consenting adults and no laws are being broken then who fucking cares?Don't you know that modern faggots don't consider people "adults" until they're 25 when "the frontal lobe is fully developed"? In reality the brain never stops developing and you just have more life experience at 25 than you did at 18, but even still these NPCs consider nearly any age gap to be "grooming". It's best to ignore them though so you don't get called a pedo for going after 24 year-old women just because you're almost 30.
>>150702689The actual reason why Marten shouldn't date Liz, setting aside him already being in a relationship, is that Liz is a goddamn psychological mess. Getting into a relationship carries a real risk for Liz further stunting her personal development because she might start fostering a dependency on Marten rather than learning resiliency and self-reliance. The problem isn't Marten, it's Liz.
>>150702728Also, it's a fucking soap opera, so what if the dude torpedoes a relationship with a sexual minority in order to pursue a girl with no real-world dating experience? That's trashy, but he's a character. This is about an entertaining story, not a fucking morality lesson.
>>150702728>so you don't get called a pedo for going after 24 year-old women just because you're almost 30Im almost 40.
>>150702728>don't consider people "adults" until they're 25 when "the frontal lobe is fully developed"I wouldn't even mind it if they weren't ass backwards about it. They want geriatric pregnancies and a retarded voterbase instead of stable families and an informed electorate. Plenty of other democratic institutions all but said that you're not allowed to influence shit until you're 30 or so because a man genuinely goes through a radical change in mentality post 30, but never once did they say to put off the major responsibility of starting a family until the extremes of it being possible.
>>150684037... And I'm gonna bet after so much pressure attention now will go back to Ahn, after all that is also happening. The more "IRL" plot to me would be if Claire doesn't even mention or talk anything about it. And Marten realize he is just a decoration in their house. But I don't expect that level of writing from Jeph, he doesn't have the balls.
>>150702728The real issue is that these kinds of people automatically assume any disparity in age, experience, economics, or social standing means that the better off party is out to exploit the other. Which is a completely fucking miserable way to view the world.
>>150702728Mentally ill people have a problem with what consenting adults do. They don't make up the majority of people in real life. Only in your eternally online internet sphere.
>>150702749Couldn't the exact same argument have been made when Claire and Marten started dating, that because Claire had no dating experience that she'd become too dependent on Marten who seems to be older as well? Instead she has gained a lot more confidence compared to where she was before and is making a new career for herself, why wouldn't Liz benefit in the same way? Obviously cheating isn't good but I imagine if they go down this route that Marten would break it off with Claire first.Yes I did call Claire "she". I'm tired of playing pronoun games because of her having a cock or whatever.
>>150702749>Getting into a relationship carries a real risk for Liz further stunting her personal development because she might start fostering a dependency on Marten rather than learning resiliency and self-reliance.Sometimes a person with zero experience needs to be in a relationship with somebody who does have experience being in one to literally train and "groom" them to show them what its all about instead of it just being two retards with no experience trying to figure it all out from scratch.its why most women prefer older, more experienced men
>>150702885From a realistic standpoint, such a response would be normal. If my phone started blowing up after my wife went to bed because a younger mutual friend is wasted and in her feelings, and I went over to her place to keep her from doing something stupid, my wife isn't going to be pissed the next morning when I tell her what happened.
>>150702906>I'm tired of playing pronoun games because of her having a cock or whateverThat's how they get you
>>150702906>>150702934The lack of dating experience isn't the issue, the issue is Liz literally withdrawing from life when faced with adversity.
>>150702958And having a connection to the outside world who can drag her to shit she might otherwise avoid could similarly be helpful.She has no support network to do that shit for her. Yeah, she could grow dependent on him or she could start becoming a real girl instead of a failure to launch
>>150700385>Prolly somethin' about how great she is and how happy I am with her!This feels like a Happening, it's too on the nose. He's so far in denial, that even in his drunken state he's lying to himself and others.
>>150702992>even in his drunken state he's lying to himself and othersHes tired of always being the bottom. His ass can only take so much horsecock. They are both growing emotionally distant over the fact they both want to top, but the stronger cock prevails.
I'd be excited for marten being this deflecting about the issue but I know that heff will just drop the arcI wish jeph came back
>>150701033if he wasn't asking for it, then why is he hard? not rape
>>150701033>biting her lip and droolingThats the good stuff.
>>150702851an 18 year old will not call me a good boy while I suck on her nipples and pat my head and cherish meI know that for a fact
>>150699971>it feels strange to have a trans character and not to explore trans-people.When you remember how this thread responded to the last time Claire did just that it feels less strange.
most people moved on after the tranny got introduced,you guys are pathetic
>>150703877And those people are cowards and wrongDump the tranny, dick the loli
>>150696971Is anon being right and >>150697035Is jeph mad that he’s figured it out
>>150700486of course he fucking knows, the comic has very pointedly been showing their relationship absolutely cratered once they moved here
>>150704087I like to be a doomer and gloomer as much as the next QC "fan" in these threads but this is true. I don't see them lasting long. Marten's clearly in denial in the last comic.
>>150700385Why is she sober now but he's still drunk?
>>150704162She's more of a drinker? You might think that's bull because she's built like a pre-teen but before my best friend got off the booze she would easily drink me under the table, and she's thin and only 1.50m (or 4'9" for the metrically impaired). Swear to god that woman could polish off a bottle of Red Label like it was nothing.
I just want best girl to survive this situation emotionally unharmed.
>>150704199Hm. I just realized she was shown as getting absolutely trashed before coming to Cubetown. Never mind, it doesn't make much sense.
>>150704162Look at the previous page (in the OP). She gets sober instantly when Marten starts bitching about Claire. Her bubbles burst, literally, and are not present ever since.
>>150700385>you're way too drunk to go home>here, go sleep in my bedWe're three pages away from infidelity.
>>150704230>girl
>>150704230>best girlPic unrelated
>>150704199>because she’s built like a pre-teen Sadly, some men will act like this is a bad thing.
When Marten breaks up with Claire, will Jeph finally get rid of him? Making Faye the only original character left
>>150703811It's called checking the boxes. It's what people who want to look virtuous do to signal that they are good people when they don't have regular social norms
>>150704230I dunno. She's some mixture of willfully and unwittingly blind to just how much of a workaholic she's let herself become. Speaking from experience, when that comes to a head, the fallout is not pretty. Then again Heff is like, Gene-Roddenberry-tier allergic to serious conflict these days, so you may get your wish.
Goo girl sex fucking when
I just want him with a girl again after dyke #1 and #2 scared him into faggotry
>>150702934>>its why most women prefer older, more experienced men>ignore younger men because they lack relationship experience>enough women take this strategy, time passes>now older men also lack relationship experiencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgcqB8-AxE
when the next comics drops?this is so exciting!
>>150705321I've unironically never been more engaged with this shit-ass comic.
>>150705159All of Marten's exes turned lesbianI wonder what that says
>>150705770Only Dora and he dodged a bullet there.
>>150704323You are right, she is way past 18, she is a woman, now.
>>150706206He was also interested in Faye though she didn't reciprocate.
>>150705770So Clarence will turn back into a man after the breakup?
>>150707624Jeph isn't that based
>>150684037Anybody willing to catch me up?I stopped reading Questionable Content a long time ago. The last thing I remember is there was a tall Asian librarian who was in some white void, and she had a gun.Has anything interesting happened since then? I know it's a soap opera where nothing really happens, just cliffhanger-scene switch-cliffhanger, but I'm willing to bet at least a few significant things have happened since then.If it's too much, no worries. I'm just wondering if it's worth going back to where I left off and starting up again. So many of the webcomics I used to read are either gone or in the shitter.
>>150708161That arc was when Bubbles (red military robot) was trying to get her memories back. Turns out they were deleted. She and Faye left the robot fighting ring, started a repair shop together, started dating. The main impact from this arc is that superpowered AI that are a notch above the usual androids have become more prominent in the story. Yay (white robot that gave the librarian the gun) is one of them.Since then there's been a variety of fluff arcs, mostly involving Jeph introducing brown women with various mental health problems then seeing who he can ship them with. None of them have been interesting.The only major change is Marten is still dating Claire, but she got a job on a research facility in Canada (Cubetown) as a "Librarian" where the actual duties vary between project management and tard wrangling. She was hired by another god AI, a giant jellyfish that shits out disposable googirls. Combined with her existing anxiety she's been overworking herself and it's putting major strain on the relationship. This arc was originally intended as a way to write Claire and Marten out of the comic as Jeph was out of ideas, but it turns out putting them in a new environment brought back the spark. The reason it brought back the spark is Cubetown has several women who want to fuck Marten and all of them have more chemistry and charisma than Claire. There's Dr. Loli - 19 year old with major burnout who has 2 PhDs and 0 arms. There's the main googirl Moray who canonically changes her breast and ass size to suit her mood. There's Zlata, the pink secretary that most ardently wants to jump his bones. There's Robocop with massive breasts and zero common sense. I might be missing one.Actual relationship drama and soap opera shit might be back on the menu and this arc is some of the most zest we've had in a decade. If you wanted to catch up it'd be a bunch of fluff, but at this point these threads discuss the fanon of the nanobot water more than canon.
>>150708335Is the cop a robot or a cyborg?>Captcha 84TONdoes she have 84 ton breasts?
>>150708657Robot, though she's got normal looking skin. They could be 84 tons, she's bigger than Faye.
Thinking about it, Liz would probably be cool with being part of a harem. Especially if the the others in the harem were sexy robutt girls.
>>150708744Only if the other girls had big tits. She's a breast girl through and through.
>>150708808>MorayCheck.>EvanCheck.>Violence & RegretInvited Liz to their birthday, so despite not meeting the size requirements, they've bought their way into the harem. Double Check.
>slop>https://files.catbox.moe/647fht.jpeg
>>150708836Violence and Regret get a pass because they're a matched set, ergo they count as one harem member with twice the boobs.
>>150709255So far MommyMilkers is the only canon multiboob and she's not real
>>150709264If Liz's neighbor can have multiple pairs of eyes who is to say she doesn't have multiple pairs of breasts?
>>150709477Listen, if Angel has six tits and Jeph shows her in a multikini I'll forgive him even if Liz is still a virgin at the end of this week.
>>150709496>Angel constantly hangs out in the public areas of the complex in a micro-multikini sunbathing because her skin has IR-activated pigment shifting
>>150708161In addition to other Anon's recounting, there are some other things worth knowing, like the ways Jeph self inserts. Now that he has stupid money almost effortlessly thanks to Patreon and 2 hours a day of drawing, several other characters have developed that trait, mostly through VTubing (which itself held his interest and disposable income for a while, but he seems to have phased out of it). His aversion to conflict means that most relationships have no issues that can't be smoothed over in 2 strips, and the majority of the cast is now female coded robots in athlesiure clothing and bitching about body related stuff. May got out of AI jail and became a focal point of a lot of that stuff despite literally never having a body before, which kind of how spotlighted how superficial it all was, but that was a LOT of plot time until her GoFundMe got a lot of money, she got a stacked body, and the plot (and her budding relationship with Sven) went poof. The superAI that solved the Bubbles plot basically played Q for a while until they got spooked that another superAI noticed them. Speaking of Bubbles, she and Faye got gaslighted into being gay for each other, and now are the focus of most poverty issues despite there being no real reason they should be hurting for cash. Everyone else has parents money or mysteriously lucrative professions or "just don't worry about it." Speaking of which, Roko the robocop became Roko the AI rights activist and has no money and no issues with having no money, but does have robot body dysphoria and a relationship with the superAI, who just came back from being spooked.There's two things we always want more of, Cubetown and Moray.
where the fuck is the new comic!?
>>150700385>>150709978this is what is getting posted tonight I believe
>>150709978>>150709991You're both retarded for different reasons
>>150709922Characters are introduced with only a handful of character arcs in mind, but Jeph usually fails to plan out how that character will fit into the world at large after that. That's why a lot of characters only have one or two points of interaction with the cast at large.Some characters are immediately aborted and discarded if their reception is super poor. Like Hanners' ItsPAT assistant.Some linger on in the hope that Jeph decides to use them for something. Like the whole thing about Claire's mom being a super successful vtuber.A lot of them immediately disappear once their relationship status is considered resolved.DrLoli will probably disappear forever once her crush on Marten is deflected.
>>150701081Just how hard does Claire fuck for him to bleed.Does she just jam her monstercock in his urethra, I'm sure there's a BDSM subculture somewhere where people dilate their cocks until it works.
>>150710336
>>150709922>has no money and no issues with having no moneyHonestly it kinda highlights the argument from here that robots basically throw a wrench into human economics by using up tangible resources like real estate and power but their economic contributions are otherwise negligible outside discretionary spending. >>150710336You've got it wrong, Claire's cock is so big Marten uses it as a fleshlight.
>>150709181Cuuuuuute!
>>150694365>When was that?nta, but maybe they're forgetting how things went with the arc starting around 3810? It was about Claire being stressed over upcoming exams. Claire didn't try to push him out of the job, but Claire did basically say he didn't deserve it, saying he only got it because he knew Tai and the school had shady hiring practices. Which was wrong on both accounts, and Tai corrects Claire like six pages later.I feel like there was something else like it, but couldn't guess when it was.
>>150710730She still feels bad about the time she asked if he could try taking it up the butt and her first thrust nearly killed him. A truly weird twist is Marten can cum buckets, while Claire's monster schlong can only manage a couple drops after all the estrogen she's taken.
>>150712447You've been thinking about this way too much, anon.
>>150700385The big bit is if when he goes home. Jeph has done tons of late night drunken or not misunderstandings. Maybe Claire will explode at him (unlikely). Or more likely, Marten will try to get close to Claire again and get rebuffed or find her working again late at night and it'll plant the seed for them breaking up. But I bet "good person" Liz will interfere to keep them together that's my bet.TL;DR NOT HAPPENING BACK ON THE TABLE BOIS
>>150712589Thank God. I don't want to live in a world where something happens in Questionable Content.
>>150704802Being a workaholic sounds like a productive "get that bread/bag" mindset until you get older and the shit catches up to you.
>>150713275Claire is 25, it's her first real job, and she started work a couple weeks prior. Decompression messes with audience perception, but in-universe Claire isn't really doing anything that would be considered out of the ordinary at this point.
>>150705219Woman moment.
>>150700385>Something about how great she isTwitter has the sniper dot on Jeph 24/7.
WHERE'S THE NEW ONE
>>150714652nothing happens in it
>>150714681It's QC, that's a given
>>150712589>>150713057
>>150684260Pretty typical of this strip, every bit of tension gets defused immediately. If it goes somewhere, I'll be impressed.
>>150714987fuck this gay earth
>>150714987I-it could still happen...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpOO0O0QRFk
>>150714987Truly terrible.
>>150714987We were so close to something happening.
>>150714987"wow you drank yourself stupid because you were feeling neglected how SELFISH OF ME this will teach me to balance my LIFE and my CAREER somehow and I will not continue to exhibit my neurotic over compensating tenancies like I have been how WONDERFUL of you to help me like this, Je- ah, Martin!"I see he's writing from what he knows at least
I guess there's still a world where Claire is pissed, Marten goes to the coffeeshop, and Dr. Loli consoles him while trying to help him admit to himself that the relationship is a dud
>>150714987>We didn't see how Martin got home or what happened after he fell asleepIt still could have happened.
>>150715126hell, we don't see anything under the waist, it could be happening right now
>>150714987I knew it was gonna be garboI'm still mad
>>150715126I choose to believe>>150715136Dr Loli suctioned to Marty's dick
>>150714987>they’re going to calmly discuss their relationship>it will take 1-2 strips>Claire will change nothing, Martin will learn to adapt AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>150715022When will you people realize that nothing ever happens and if something does happen it's shit?
>>150715286
>>150714987>Jeph quit drinkingOh, so THAT's the real reason Faye got super pissed at Dr. Loli for daring to drink alcohol in her vicinity
>>150714987>People still THOUGHT shit was happeningDid everyone forget about the initial strips BEFORE moving to Cubetown? I remember people were talking about how Claire and Marten were going to break-up during that period
>>150714987I warned you about "nothing" bro. I told you dog.
>>150714987Good Clare. Let him Have it. Cast him aside. Straight into doktor loli's detached arms
>>150715136>>150715165>Latched on like a nursing calf...
>>150714987
>>150702851Need a hag like Irene ngl
>>150714987Well.At least Zlata's back.
>>150715461yeah exsctly, this is all projection atm
I actually enjoy the bait and switch tactics we've been getting at our expense. At least we get some artist making work out of implications.
>>150697906https://www.comicbookfonts.com/Victory-Speech-Lower-font-p/bl066i.htm>Fucking $140 for a font.>More if you get more pageviews.Jeph might actually be a cuck.I know font licensing is a joke, but it's a joke that still exists.
>>150715448Yes. Most characters have at least one facet (or fetish, for the athleisure robots) of Jeph projected onto them without much subtlety. Faye has his alcoholism (and later abstinence), Claire has his desire to fill his face with piercings, Marten has a good chunk of his personality as the OG self insert, several characters have his stupid money and stupid money habits, etc.
>>150708335>>150709922Thank you both. Looks like I might want to skip a bit and start catching up wherever the Cubetown stuff begins. Thanks again!
>>150716345Oh, that's 4848.
>>150716196Considering how rarely a font sells, makes sense.
>>150714987I hate how quickly this trash updates while other webcomics that are only slightly better take weeks per page.
>>150715022See >>150689975
>>150716821It's the reason Jeph has such a devoted audience, the dude has been churning out shit at an insanely reliable clip for decades. Yeah, it's usually dross. Yeah, it doesn't live up to its potential and he draws best when his left hand is busy. He still does the damn thing.
>>150716821>>150716838Someone needs to make a webcomic that's literally Questionable Content But Stuff Actually Happens just to show that hack how it's done.
>>150716842Bizarrely the questionable content subreddit has a guy that reposts the comics with better writing
>>150716851Give that guy his own website and "Genesis does what Nintendon't" style ads.
>>150716795maybe theyd sell if they werent so damn expensive
who doenst love a passive agressive bitch who has a dick!?seriously is claire supposed to be likeable?what the fuck is that last comic?
>>150694779Sucking Marten and then swallowing his big load
>>150716838>Yeah, it's usually drossBased, I will now read your comic
ANYONE ELSE CRYING!?
>>150714987>>150714987Claire is going to fuck Marten straight
>>150717182
>>150714987is she clearing her schedule to interrogate a drunken marten using her horsecock?
>>150716838he is nothing if not insanely consistent.
>>150715448I’m surprised you didn’t catch that
>>150714987>Clear my scheduleREALLY?? This is the worst character 180 for no reason since yak shit cured Hanners’s OCD.
>>150715051She could still be pissed and this could spiral into an actual fight instead of the usual koombaya therapy speak session. It won’t, but from this page it still theoretically could.
God damn it we're so close to getting this boring nothing tranny out of the comic or at least not be the main focus. I don't know why I'm getting my hopes up, but I'd love to stop rolling my eyes every time someone calls Clarence a "she".
>>150717773It's not really a character 180. If by all accounts Marten is doing fine there is nothing for her to worry about, but now he's shitfaced and puking in their bed, which is cause to worry.
>>150718134Meh, what's he really doing there? Making coffee for robots and being Claire's cocksleve?
>>150717376That doesn't seem physically possible!
>>150700385So I always read the actual site for the little footnote he adds below the comic (I run uBlock so no ad revenue for him). Today's caption:>teh cake is a lie!!1! Think it's pretty clear what that means...
>>150714987Marten is Pregnant, yay!
it's been a long time since i seen this shitty webcomic conversation reach 350+ replies
>>150719985and yet still NOTHING HAPPENED!
>>150720003It has ALMOST happened! We got some cute Dr. Loli moments at least.
>>150720051
>>150719985I think that says more about the board itself slowing down than it does about this non-arc for this one webcomic.
>>150717773>>150718134If you know your partner doesn't typically get puking in your bed shitfaced drunk, something's got to be bothering them pretty badly, she's not recognizing her own turbo-workaholic shit but she's not so heartless as to not question why Marten's imploding
>>150720246>I think that says more about the board itself slowing down than it does about this non-arc for this one webcomic.goodwe need to go back
>>150720246No we all were excited to see Dr. Loli get fucked.
>>150720250Marten hasn't been getting any horse dick
>>150717773She has no business having an admin to bark "clear my schedule" to, nor does she deserve her uppity attitude. She is not special for having a prestigious position complete with luxury accomodations *tailor made for her* by an advanced AI.God what a punchable person Claire is.
>>150714987>has to babysit Marten all morning>gets even further behind with work>blows up at him>he turns to No-arms for comfort/a drinking buddyIt's all coming together.
>>150721417Like Jefp himself and many of his other characters, she fell upward into wacky job that provides for her way more than her skill level is usually worth.
>>150720250Nah, she’s being weird. My partner just handed me a gatorade and told me to be sure to be over it by the time they got off work.
>>150721417>She is not special for having a prestigious position complete with luxury accommodations *tailor made for her* by an advanced AI.Gotta say, that sounds pretty special.
