Are you worthy of wielding the hate mace, /co/?
>>150685318why ae yu gay
this shows funny and all but it feels like they're trying to hard with the 'S-SEE?? WE'RE NOT LIKE OTHER INDIE CARTOONS, WE SAY GAY AND RETARDED!! GUYS??" shit
>>150685318Maybe
>>150685318Oh yeah, I hate the people here so much.And is a righteous rage, so is good.>>150685407Your mind must be used to repressive shit where everyone talks trying not to hurt each other's feelings.
>>150685407This is very toned down from the typical Flashgitz edginess. I actually like it this way.
>>150685407If anything this is waaaaay tamer than their usual stuff.It only seems edgy to zoomers since you guys are, put simply, very very gay.
>>150685470the cartoon itself is fine, its just the way its advertised that kind of makes me like "yeah, dude, I get it, relax"
>>150685504Yeah, you are so, so gay.
>>150685318I think most of us are worthy... under the Chestnut clause.
>>150685318I dunno I’m only half gay.
>>150685504>>150685407You sound like a faggot.
>>150685407This is literally the least tryhard thing flashgitz has ever done, that's what makes it so good.
>>150685318Yeah I'd say I have enough hatred in my heart.
>>150685318Does quiet seething hate work? We know self hatred does
12% of aliens commit 60% of violent crimes and a true hate legionnaire would keep up to date on his statistics """Hate"""mong
>>150685318I don't think so, I kill aliens because it's fucking fun, not because I hate them.
>>150685407Im not sure if the No girls allowed is ironic or genuine
>>150686307THEN YOU SHALL WEILD THE FUN MACE, for it looks exactly like the Hate Mace only it is smiling & giggles like a giddy 4th grade schoolgirl when it kills.
>>150686379>little sister playing SoB.jpg
>>150686379Do I also get to blast songs like "Do you believe in magic" or "Don't stop me now" while I go on a killing spree?
>>150686345Probably kind of both. They very much want to cater to men and make jokes at the expense of women (sometimes).At the same time I doubt they care about women being in their audience and would want them in the fandom, as long as they get and appreciate the show, and as long as men are still the primary demo.
>>150686402>Eternal Horizons starts playing
>>150685407I feel it's more like "We wrote this to say gay and retarded and we're not changing it." Part of the show is the characters having the mentality of children and it plays into that aspect. If it was just edge for the sake of edge, it'd be their other cartoons. This is actually structured where the humor comes from the situation. Like people got so hung up on Hatemonger being racist that they didn't realize it was a satire on Internet trolls making AIs racist by bombarding it with biased information. And an AI that can only feel pain and hatred that is a threat on a galactic scale? That's hilarious.
>>150685318Psycho Warriors are nine feet tall. You know how heavy Hatemace has to be on top of needing a supply of hatred to operate? I can hate niggers or I can lift the mace but I don't have the power to do both at the same time. In fact, if Hatemace operated at all, it would be from the hatred of trying to wield the damn thing at all.
>>150686661>I can lift the macelol no you couldnt
>>150686799Its a 3 foot long maul, even made out of super metal and being as obnoxiously large as it is Hatemace probably doesn't weigh more than 90lbs. Picking it up is simple, actually swinging it is another question.
>>150687214>3ft long maul>only 90lbsAnon, his hand alone is probably a foot wide
>>150687266He's eight feet and some change tall and hate mace doesn't make up half his bodylength in many shots, its 3-4ft long
>>150685407i got that impression from the pilot episode, but they use their profanity with more tact and intention inside episodes 2 and 3
>>150685407ep 3 is the best so far because its not trying to prove as much as 1 and 2.
>>150685504I don't feel it forced, if you watch the videos where they are just talking you will realize they are just being themselves
>>150685318Can a star defender who genuinely loves Space King as much as this guy be legitimately capable of true hatred?
>>150685318I’m glad he legitimately fucked up in episode 3.Episode 1: does everything right and diesEpisode 2: does everything right and diesSo it’s cool this broke the trend (still died at the start admittedly)
>>150686501They have some female animators (who were responsible for Hatemonger's dick iirc). And I would put money that in the future we'll get some group to represent the Sister of Battle/Silence, playing the role of either the "annoying little sisters" or the "assholy older sisters" who knows.The whole thing with Tom and Don is that they know how to poke fun at themselves, but they still like X things they're poking fun at. It's not Rocket Science.
>>150690630It's deep political commentary. Not everyone can handle the Red Pill. Some go cuckoo, like the AI. They'll become a hindrance against you in the future.
Bryce sucks now. I don't know why Don and Tom 360ed his character so hard from what we had seen from him in Ep.1 & 2. If this was to show his slow descent to Herectical/Chaos influence then I hope they don't fumble it so badly as the show progresses.
>>150686622>Facts are biased information Brown hands wrote this post.
>>150690671>Not everyone can handle the Red Pill.funny way of admitting that parroting statistics at people is only coercive to retards
>>150686622>a satire on Internet trolls making AIs racist by bombarding it with biased informationAre /co/mblrtards really this delusional?
>>150685318I have a lot of hate. Both to specific groups along with self-hatred.I think I can wield it proficiently.
>>150686622>biased information.Disgusting alien scum typed this post.
>>150690769Cope
>>150685318The list of things I hate would probably make Hatemonger himself kneel out of respect, so yes. That includes self-hatred.
>>150686501No you fucking moron.The joke is that Psycho Warriors are literal man-children, and their views on "No girls allowed" mirrors the Warhammer 40k fanbase's stance on female Space Marines, albeit distilled into childlike simplicity.
>>150685318Special focus on moralfag with lgbt tags in the bio that could potentially gives you aids from cogitohazard alone (bonus point if they're black) , they ruin anime discourse to the point of openly talking about killing japanese because of women only train and stutter camera. So yes anon I imagine myself killing retards spreading dogshit take online everyday.
>>150690630All he did was state facts, not his fault the retarded AI took it the wrong way and blamed humans for aliens.
>>150690717He just wanted green lasers, that's not too much to ask.
>>150685318Incel show for incels
>>150685318i saw the first episode of thisand i didn't like it
>>150686379>>150686452ENTER
>>150692020
>>150691691Go bck to l*ddit tranny
TOTAL DEMON DEATH
>>150691705Episode 2 and 3 are peak.
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>>150692091
Oy vey what did Flashgitz mean by this
>>150692216Colored
>>150685407meds, retard faggot
>>150692107Pedo kike marine
>>150692020The artist also made a edit where she's replace the female psycho warrior
SPACE KING WON TROON CIRCUS LOST
>>150692286You're a bully.
>>150692102wtf
>>150685465You sound like a fag
>>150692069>>150692076>>150692083>>150692091>>150692102Isn't this character a tranny?
>>150692238I just figured out why he's called chestnut and now I feel retarded.
>>150692524Because he has a nut on his chest
>>150692502Yes but the VA declared Sallie May is fully loaded so technically you can use globulos.
>>150687615I agree. I know everyone's sperging out at >>150685407, but I do think they kind of had a point. The first episode has its charms, but it does feel like they were approaching the whole thing from the perspective of just having a bit of a chip on their shoulder. (Especially obvious with the post-episode stuff). Not saying that it didn't have its charms or that it wasn't a solid funny idea overall, but there was definitely some resentment there, which is never fun. Episode 3 just feels more fun and relaxed overall.
>>150692306Yes.
>>150685318What kind of mace do I get if I want to kill ALL sentient life alike. All will be grinded to a paste and none shall be spared. All I want is for everything to be eternally silent.
>>150693054A geo bomb
>>150686345It's both as this is a genuine boy power fantasy that is tailored towards their experiences and desires and is also ironic because these same boys go for beyond the scope to make sure their hobby is untouched by anyone who happened to be born with a different chromosome.
>>150690717according to them there is going to be a turnaround for Bryce that will make him our favorite characterper their episode 3 commentary
>>150693651>that will make him our favorite characterTough task since Lovemonger exists.
>>150692051Where's Moxxie?Did the Star Defenders recruit him as some sort of gay/not-gay seed summoner?
>>150692102>this revelation provokes the:>Can bewbs be gay? philosophy war
I am still surprised Games Workshop did not send a C&D since they are very trigger happy to protect their IP
>>150685407How old are you? Cuz this is only shocking to zoomers and alphas.
>>150693719Parody and education are protected by US law. And now you know why there's so many damn loretubers out there reading wikis and pretending it's a "deep dive."
Did the anon who says he was doing requests ever deliver?
>>150685407And that's why it's one of the more successful ones.
>>150693738how far does that protection go?can they start selling their own kits?
>>150693769I mean they already have downloadable stls where people can print out psycho warriors
>>150685498They haven't seen anything else Flashgitz made. That much is clear if it bothers them. Bunch of POSERS.
>>150690652It's an affectionate parody of WH40K which is what makes it fun. The same way that King of the Hill was fun because it was an affectionate parody of suburban Texas conservatism
For being treated like shit Chestnut has surprising deathcount>big bobba alien (and Captain collateral)>that one psycho warrior at the beginning of second ep>Exsanguinators>broodmother>grimlord
>>150693813Also he technically killed the grim lord's son
>>150693819And the grim lord.
>>150693875Chestnut is gonna end up killing space king my accident by the end of the series
>>150693939Seems more like something Bryce's bitchass would do.
>>150693939He keeps killing the monster of the week because he's the last alive after the others get themselves killed doing something stupid.Like when you win a Warhammer game because your last mini hid behind a building on an objective.
>>150685318>worthyno>capableyes
>>150693947Bryce is gonna make something he hopes to impress space king and space king is gonna tell him it's stupid
>>150685318I'm an angry schizophrenic, does that make me worthy?
>>150694157It's a start.
>>150694157Are you gay?
>>150692020>L E A D M E T O S L A U G T H E R>Yay!>>150692102>>150693714If he/she/they became one of your brothers is not gay to stare at it's boobs.It might make you homie-sexual tho
>>150694214Good.>>150694242I just hate aliens
>>150685318I dunno man. Some time ago I realized that anger and hate aren't the same thing. I am a racist though, so I guess yes.
>>150694157Bro is in his way to become part of the psyker legion.
>>150685318Probably, I'm a pretty hateful guy you see.
>>150685318Is the Allied Mastercomputer worthy of welding the Hate Mace?
>>150694595He's an AI with no extensions so i'd say no.
>>150694595He's got the right spirit, but is lacking the required limbs.
>>150694651Bryce, stop trying to give limbs to the murdering super toaster.
>>150694595AM hates humans specifically, he wouldn't care about ayys.
>>150694761>You wouldn't be telling Terry to stop..
who's your favorite?
>>150694918Hatemonger, Captain, Chestnut, Terry, Bryce
>>150694935Man last episode really made everyone hate Bryce
What 40k chapter do you want to see them spoof next?
>>150694947i want to see chaos actually
>>150694966yeah me to, we need proper antagonists that are equal to power to the psycho warriors. Plus I really want to see Hate Monger lose his shit to actual heretics.
Im suprised no body else is mentioning that the not-Fabius Bile guy that made the Female Psycho warrior is from the same Legion as Bryce. Bryce Legion is Legion is probably one that specializes in Imaginating and this guy Imagined a bit to far it seems.
>>150694966>>150694977Chaos legions of which Chaos God(dess)?
i actually like how unlike speculative fanart that wanted to imagine the other chapters, some psychos actually have unique helmets like the guy who was only a mouth
>>150695004flames of space king
>>150695006Yeah having the heretics be Simps to some freaky ass women makes sense given the Pyscho Warrior belief of "no girls allowed"
>>150694947This isn't funny. It's just 40K colour schemes with different names. At least Star Defenders and the Coagulators are original.
These fellas are probably the butt of a lot of furry jokes by their peers. They also probably have Yottabytes worth of Loona porn on their ship's hard drive
>>150695087Star defenders, at least color wise are similar to the Crimson Fists. They even do an exaggerated version the famous 40k pose that the Crimson Fists did. The Coagulators are a mix of the Blood Angels and World Eaters given their obsession with blood and them turning heretic.
>>150695113But you'll note how they aren't just renamed preexisting legions. They have their own colouring and creeds
>>150695125True, i just posted that image as a sort of reference and show what the actual chapters would look like Space King-ified. Hatemonger is def Black Templar coded.
>>150692083>>150692102Im confused is this artist is implying Sally May is a roided out dickgirl or does she have a vag? I'm assuming the only way they could sanctify her is cause she's technically a man with a cock and balls right? (cause this stuff was drawn before episode 3 revealed it was possible to make a female psycho warrior).
>>150692276Lol, not bad
What if Chestnut is secretly a w*man?
i wonder if hatemace is an ai or not
>>150695195I would like to pet this creature.
>>150695224>>15069519this has the same energy as the pink knight in castle crashers
>>150692020>>150695195Does she have a comedically masculine face under the helmet or does she have a comedically girly face to contrast the absurdly roided out body? (alternatively she could just be tiny and piloting the suit like a mech but that isnt nearly as hot or funny)
>>150695233>>150695195oops meant this one too>>150695237they guy REALLY milked the joke he made of pink marine girls though holy shit
>>1506952371 is the superior right choice
>>150695179I said it before but Sallie does not have bottom surgery. Allso if you just don't know anything about Helluva Boss Sallie horns are a dead give away in being trans. They even go so far as to include a bildge in Sallie May early merch.
Instead of purging her, I think we should keep her as a pet, that can serve us mimosas and mojitos between missions!
>>150695244>they guy REALLY milked the joke he made of pink marine girls though holy shitIt wasnt even a joke to him. He's some queer dude from Chile I think that acts like a typical american leftist on twitter. At first I liked the idea of Space Maids cause girls in space marine armor acting comedically feminine and being cat girl maids was neat. Then he couldnt help himself and starting say how they allowed all genders and were inclusive or whatever, and started drawing ugly ass deformed queers under the armor instead of cute girls. Also this dipshit is the same guy who drew this eyesore (and no the didnt draw this as a joke).
>>150692020>>150695195>>150695224So thats what happens when you shove a blank pair of Gobules into a girl's ovaries
>>150695307THAT'S THE AVATAR OF ONE OF THE CHAOS GODDESS YOU MORON! SHOOT IT BEFORE IT- before it- ... it-Erh....Y-yeah... I ... I guess we could keep it.. as-as A Pet you know... yeah...
Is this show becoming popular with normies zoomers now?
>>150695337Don't worry, it practically takes care of itself! And con be forced to clean up after us! Pretty much the perfect pet.
Overrated adjacent 40k slop
>>150695327>Boys become ultra masculine manly men.>Girls become ultra femenine girly women.>>150695237>They are actually that size, not muscular but curvy.>Still they are just as strong, their muscles are compact instead of bulky.>Think Samus Aran
>>150695314BRAP
Tom and Don are petty and will lash out at glitch next
>>150695353Yes. Mainly through YouTubers. Flashgitz and Meatcanyon are kind easy way to get views, specifically if they're a reaction channel. Hopefully the views translated to the audiences wanting to see the original for themselves. Not going lie though the main people or at least the higher view count reaction actually are 30k fans who laugh at "not" factions or "not" Warhammer races.
>>150695383Samus get back in your skin tight suit until Daddy says you can play.
>>150695386Well they are the trey and matt of the internet animation worldIf something comes out that has the same audience as space king then we'll most likely see a family guy vs south park style episode
>>150695353From the looks of it it's attracting the more autistic, "fandom" zoomers who tend to be hated by anyone who's not also autistic and fandom-obsessed.
>>150695438>High command said it's my turn on the psycho armor.
>>150695442>If something comes out that has the same audience as space kingGenuinely not likely, most of the cartoon indie scene seems to be made up of gays, women, women who wish they were gay men, and men who wish they were gay women.They've managed to reach an untapped market here.
>>150695353Apparently so. I am noticing a portion of fans emerging that cope about everything in the show actually being satire.
>>150695353Yeah there are enough "media literate" people going around twitter at the moment saying that Space King is making fun of the "right wing chuds of the Warhammer fandom" that its become a nuisance. They say this even though Flashgitz did a QnA recently which explained that they hated the whole female Space Marine/Custodes shit GW was attempting to push.
>>150695473That untapped market doesn't stay untapped for longSouth park was older than family guy but that didn't stop them from taking pot shots
>>150695378Cope Homestuckfag
>>150695495>That untapped market doesn't stay untapped for longThat might be true if the American animation industry were still as competitive as it was in the 90s, but in the current landscape it's unlikely that there will be anything to tap into this market in America for probably the next 5-6 years, assuming we don't have a full economic collapse in the next 2 years.
Old flash gitz were better it’s just two edgy dorks who will probably burn out the chuds on /co/ who still defend them are so cringe
>>150695554Learn some grammar and try again.
>>150695554
40k chuds will support anything that makes their overrated setting even more annoying
>>150695314Lots of brown western artists tend to be giant faggots, so I'm not too surprised by this.They really are even gayer than whites.
>>150695554>>150695664Samefag
>>150695740Samepickle
>>150695852Dill pickle
>>150695554I tried to get into Flash Gitz but the furry jokes gave me anxiety attacks.
>>150695990Grow a pair
I have 40k fatigue
>>150695990
>>150695865Tommy Pickles
>>150685318When Im working my customer service job? Hell yeah.
>>150695990>HES FURSECUTING THEM. THEN HE MIGHT FURSECUTE ME! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!
>DOOD ITS ACTUALLY MAKING FUN OF...LE CHUDS!>NUH UH, THE CREATORS SAID THIS, ITS CLEARLY SUPPORTING BASED CHUD BEHAVIOUR AND MAKING FUN OF LE LIBERALS!I hate this political shitflinging, the truth is, is that its making fun of 40k and 40k fans
>>150696062And i have fagtigue
>>150695990Brother Bayer...get the flamer. The Heavy Flamer.
>>150696480Everything is politics now man.Because faggots are so devoided of personality, thay they need to fill the hole they call being with politics and ideologies. Plus this is 4chan and the favorite passtime of everyone here is make other anons mad, so they want to "Piss off the right kind of people" by bringing their shitty opinions into everything.
>>150695990excellent bait
The gem that saved western animation
>>150685318Look what you did /co/, you made them so angry!
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>>150696835>>150696849literally who?
>>150695990No one should be that big of a furry as to relate to those stereotypes kek
>>150696932Porn artist made his OC inuo a sort of hatemonger chibi
>>150696835Its not an alien its a pet and pets don't count as heresy
>>150695314This guy is also selling a codex PDF of the maid marines fully knowing that he's infringing on copyright law.
>>150697454@grok is this true?
>>150694947I was wondering if this was a joke from the creators or some in a fan made until I saw those names. This has to be a fine parody yes ?
>>150692020so biologically it is still a man no matter how much he wants to be seen as a woman. i have a bad feeling that space king is getting leaked outside the usual circles now
>>150697041porn artist must be desperate for attention
>>150695383Samus is fucking tall
>>150696835>>150696849 Parodies can have chibi fun .Tremere Antitribu Enters Frenzy Seeing Likeness Stolen and Capitalised On - Hunter: The Parentinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7GerBd9QVg
>>150697533I think the joke is that she's biologically female, but she has to pretend to be male or the other psycho warriors will execute her
>>150696064grr lousy brats, i need to know where they from to call their parents and tell them to behave their girls
Psycho Warriors are horrible people and just waste resources they only need like one boy when those girls are old enough to impregnate like 20 or 50 of them to make more children and adults including boys.
>>150695438>Samus get back in your skin tight suit until Daddy says you can play.Curiously, that is the plot of Metroid M, Samus cannot use the suit or the weapons until her adoptive father gives her permission to use them.
>>150697636the joke doesn't work because why would "she" need to use a palette that stands out from the other men? that's like Mulan trying to infiltrate but her outfit are all baby colors
>>150692020Cringe.
>>150697683if we ever get a daemonculaba bit it should be an mpreg version to produce psychowarriors who have never come into contact with a woman
>>150697841>mpreg version What does that mean ?And I think psycho Warriors are implied to be perverted as opposed to Space Marines who unless they worship the I was going to say something trans but I'm going to say from Aphrodite because it's genetically both genders in a sense God or love to hang out with Wolves space movies are celibate.
>>150697841What?
>>150698613The daemonculaba was an Iron Warriors project to increase recruitment. They'd take little boys and unbirth them into one of their female slaves along with some geneseed, and after a lot of heresy they'd come back out as horrible skinless space marines if they survived the process. If they made par they'd get stitched together slave skin to wear, if not they got flushed down the toilet. mpreg is male pregnancy.
I wanna see what they do when they introduce their version of the T'au, and Chaos in general.
>>150685428Actually i can, I just need to think intensely about this pig bitch and what she brought.
>>150697717YOU ARE CRING
>>150685318You shall not touch green lasers!
>>150696835>>150696849Who's holding the mace? This is ai ain't it?
>>150695383How does her move her arms? Her range of motion is gotta be awful.
be funny if hatemonger isn't white at all
>>150699843Maybe it has rayman hands?But now that you say out out loud, yeah, we may never be sure.
>>150696835Why are Flashgitz angry
>>150699876It’s be accurate
>>150699876Funnier if Hatemonger is secretly half alien, and that's why he tries so much harder to attone for his inherited sin of being an alien.
So are the Exsanguinators more a parody of the Blood Angels, World Eaters, or both simultaneously?
>>150700840Both. They got the Blood Angels quirk of being very nice by Space Marine standards and having blood related names all the time. And they have the white armor of the pre-heresy World Eaters, we see one of them start covering blood on their armor for fun which might be a nod to the fact that the reason World Eaters have red armor now is cause their white armor got covered in so much blood that its red now, and also their heretics.
>>150686452Shit man its you playlist. Play whatever you want.Just don't be one fo those asshokes that blast the music in the open community that forces everyone to hear it. That makes you an asshole.
>>150700840Blood Angels mainly, they never really go 1 for 1 with it. They're a joke about how every name is wolf related in the Space Wolves, how a lot of space marine traditions are just absurd masochism, and I guess a little Scythes of the Emperor inspired for getting infected with bug worship.
>>150690652Where can I see Hatemonger's dick?
>>150701186Gay
>>150700525I'd rather it'd be like such an infinitesimal amount that it doesn't really matter. Like those chuds that get those genetic tests and go in denial when they find that they're 2% African.
>>150700525Self hating xeno scum would be appropriate. He has been seen committed to self flagellation.
>>150695095Sun dogs? That reminds me of Cupanon.