Post youtube death battles
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GUUI7_gTOos
And list matches you can think ofhttps://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9o7L7gJ
The thread deletion? I did that.
Does Markiplier count?
OTPCaptcha: MHAWP
/dbg/bros… we got NO-DIFFED by Janny-Sama…
>>150687733>>150687685You can self insert as any character in any franchise. Gokufags do it all the time. Shinji was Anno's self insert.
>>150687806Frogger victim.....or victimizer....?
>>150687835Most Powerscalers already just project themselves onto characters they wank the hardest anyway.
>>150687815Maka was for Ichigo. That way RWBYfags couldn't have made the dumbass argument that she was "punching down." You could even argue she wins against him with Fire Force scaling.
>>150687839What do Kratos and Frogger have in common?
Who's his best match up?
>>150687835I saw a lot of myself in Shinji, does that count?
BEASTnny wins again!
>>150687892'p, BBC porn, Tanny porn, beastiality, ACK, and every /vg/ schizo.
Could Max Payne take down Walter White?
>>150687869Without Firce Force scaling though...Pity win Kurosaki lol
>>150687911There's a difference between seeing yourself in characters and living through them. When you insult a self inserter's favorite character they get extremely mad, as if you attacked them personally.
>>150687917>All MUs he loses to
>>150687926>Can the guy with bullet timing take down the guy without it
>>150687941By extension she could fight Yoh Asakura too and FF scaling would arguably be just as if not more fitting against him. Anything would be better than the mc of Roostertard's generic shitty anime knockoff.
>>150687926You just made me realize there would be so many people who won't know who Max Payne is if he got in Death Battle
>>150687892>jannyPepe fodder
>>150687926Max Payne is for John Wick, Jacket, or PunisherWalt is for idk Light Yagami or smth
>>150688022Payne vs Jacket actually sounds pretty kino by the sounds of it. I think their gameyness would stompa more grounded movie character like Wick.
>M-Maka?? Is that... Is that THE number one hero Deku?! And you're giving him his tenth consecutive blowjob?! And he's still hard after all that unlike me who nuts at a light breeze?! And you don't need me anymore because you're not gonna be a meister anymore? B-because you're PREGNANT with Deku's triplets?! Wh-what else can I say except... *Plays Flintstones theme on the piano*
>>150688069Yeah hopefully Hotline Miami gets a chance in DB one day.
>>150688022Why should this James GODnd victim get a second chance at a Death Battle?
>>150688093All these threads think about are dicks.....
>>150688103>Jacket cycling through all his masks during the fight culminating in him using Tony for a bare knuckle brawlK-kino...
>>150688124James Bond should've fought Jason Bourne.He's faster, arguably more skilled and experienced in cqc, and does crazier shit, like accurately hitting a target with a gun while falling through the air, than Wick can do.
>>150688093>*Plays Flintstones theme on the piano*idgi
mmmmm....warm large tasty hard black cocks.......
>>150688189Do kids know who Bourne is?
>>150688205Naruto.....
>>150688205Sonic...
>>150688208Given that they don't know Buffy it's kinda doubtful.
>>1506880930/10, apply yourself
>>150688205Maka....
>>150688135And?
>>150688247Who is this white cock demon?
>>150688189They could have also had better set pieces than the more relatively grounded John Wick ones, like rappelling down skyscrapers while shooting at each other
>>150688205Dekuposter....
Who wins?
>>150688262She's for Jap shota cock
>>150688262Hiro is a hapa so you're technically not wrong
>>150688213Naruto is already claimed by Kiba and Iruka
>>150688295No one wants japanese "men". Even Korean guys are more valuable, and they have micropenises. White men are the most valuable race on all dating apps.
>>150688179Wait shouldn't Jacket end the fight with his rooster mask since its more iconic?
>>150688292Supernatual twins get Scooby Doo scalingThis is the only episode of Supernatural I've seen aside from that clip with the woodchipper since someone brought it up during NLF discussionCould Nezuko survive a woodchipper?
It's been so long since I have been touched lovingly I don't feel human
>>150688334He probably wouldn't start off with the Rooster mask. They'd save it up to the end to surprise the audience with who's been fighting whoever his opponent is this whole time.
>>150688422Deku...
Knull is going to show up in Cosmic Invasion Why does he refuse to leave
NOOO KRATOS DON’T GAPE ME
>>150688459Knull is for jobbing against Darkseid
>>150688459Knull is a cool concept completely ruined by his Great Value Elric design. If he looked more offbeat and symbiotic, he'd land a lot better.
>>150688459I miss it when Symbiotes were just aliens and none of this werid Knull shit.
>>150688523Reminds me how a woman In my town got ran over by a truck and directly flew into a woodchipper
>>150688541Knull was course correction after Bendis tried to turn them into Green Lanterns. But Cates is a hack and completely went the wrong direction.
>>150688549Did it make local news?
>>150688562Yeah. I pass by the street where it happens on my bike sometimes.
I want to talk about "So I'm a Spider, So What" because I just read it all.I feel a gnawing sensation about not being able to get my feelings out and about.So here I am, trying to bring it up in terms of battleboarding.How would you adapt an episode of Death Battle for Kumoko?She fights so much differently preArachne, postArachne, and postAscension.
>>150688523Complete Celluar Destruction sounds like an exaggeration.
>>150688599Spiders?
>>150688512>>150688541Cates was smart in making an OC tied to symbiote stuff.
>>150688599I think you're the only one who actually bothered finishing that garbage after the author went full retard and focused on generic human shit.
>>150687749Lowtiergod beats seththeprogroomer
POKEMON VS PALWORLD EPISODEDO IT BENDO ITYOU NEED THE MONEY
>>150688686Dale is a groomer toohttps://youtu.be/gHVWIco4lII?si=Zv0wGG9IqQ-dKAkq
>>150688713Palworld already lost in court though kek
>>150688643Well I got attached to the characters and wanted to see Potimas lose.I understand preferring the storyline from during her time in the Labyrinth.But we were always going to need the context for the Shun storyline that those first three volumes set up.I do wish that Vol 16 stuck the landing better in terms of the ending. It was so abrupt.
>>150688717Isn't he dead? Or was that etika?
>>150688800Etika was the one who went on a drug induced schizo rampage
>>150688809>Etika was the one who [WAS A NIGGER]We know
>Jiri won>Poatan won >Blade will win As it was written
>>150688832What's Blade's killing move?
>>150688800it was etika Dale is still alive and streamingand defending pedophiliahttps://www.reddit.com/r/lowtiergod/s/Yn21DYwFiH
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>>150688851I know the perfect match up
>>150688849Making out with Buffy to death.
>>150688686ENTER
>>150688632Is Izumi a good fit to fight Peter?I feel like Peter's just way too strong.
>>150688869is SethTheProgroomer.
>>150688827
>>150688890Spiderman is so fucking wanked he speedblitzes and one taps shinichi sadly. At shinichi's best he's still sub bullet reaction speed (not even gotou could evade bullets with pure reaction time), slightly faster than a car, and wall level.You'd have to choose a very underpowered spiderman to have a good match.https://youtube.com/shorts/QBO2vPzYq18https://youtu.be/C0tE0Zjimhghttps://youtu.be/Gy1KJK-xu1sMan it's hard to find clips of this series on YouTube.
>>150687749Lille stomps
>>150689055>Shinichi destroys a wall on screenKINGtos bros, KINGtrap bros... I don't think we can win against this guy...
>>150689110Don't you mean Goku/Vegeta/Beerus?
>>150687892>warns you for 'filing false or misclassified reports' when you report off topic spam and bbc porn>yeets entire threads for fuck allFaggot can take a horse cock down his fucking throat.
>>150689055Why does he have better feats than most characters posted here?
>>150689220>Faggot can take a horse cock down his fucking throat.>Asissyra out of NOWHERE
>>150688459>>150688487>>150688512Knull is but a brief bite for BARBATOS!
>>150688103Man, Manhunt was great. It had a theme and stuck with it, and absurdly enough it's not even THAT over the top edgy by today's standards.
>>150689258>BARBATOSMadoka victim
>>150688686Seth is legit more deranged than LTG ever was
>>150689297QRD?
>>150689258Barbatos could sidelined by his own fucking minion.
Don't run away Don't run away Don't run away Don't run away Don't run away Don't run away Don't run away Don't run away Don't run away Don't run away Don't run away Don't run away Don't run away Don't run away Don't run away Don't run away Don't run away Don't run away Don't run away Don't run away Don't run away Don't run away
>>150689238FUARK! He’s faster than a parked car!
>>150689343Deku can't do that
>>150689377These are all ICONS here!
We must be better.
>>150688717Oh I know but Seth is worse since he more or less got away with it despite admitting it so fucking boldly.
>>150689316I'm not going to touch the groomer allegations since I don't know much, butHalf of his videos are completely normal, ehile the other half is legit schizobabble like Artoria being beyond multiversal.He's not the "can't speak coherently" type of schizo, but "will confidently talk about his delusions for inordinate amount of time". Plus there's his weird ego of >dude I've been in powerscaling community for years shut upAnd overuse of >I've seen many people in the fandom say [shit absolutely no one ever said seriously]As a basis for his arguments/counterarguments.>I'm not arguing here just providing information but [some insane headcanon based on one sentence in some interview]Etc.While you could argue that someone like this would just be shitposting, Seth is distinct because he spends a lot of time and effort doing this, much more that is required for rage bait, engagement bait or any sort of bait really.
>>150689377>Shovel KnightI beg gour pardon?
>>150689343>a parked carno.. peter would never... how depraved
>>150689504I'm assuming it has something to do with the gender swap mode allowing you to play with female Shovel Knight and regular Shield Knight or regular Shovel Knight and male Shield Knight.
>>150689451Where did he admit that?
>>150689518That's just petty.
>>150689377Leonardo's gay?!
>>150689377I want to fuck Crona so bad.
>>150689531He admitted it on a Livestream with keemstar. He specifically admitted to having a teenage girls nudes and showing it and talking about it to other people and making fun of her for being a rape victim. Also he just looks bad.
>>150689571Kek, that's both sad and funny in an absurd way.Honestly just being in a livestream with Keemstar is an admission of guilt and total lack of remorse by itself.
>>150689557BRIVA NOOOOOO
>>150689487I was mostly asking about the drama. I watch his videos because he has rare scans that I don't see anywhere else and very rarely he'll point out something I missed. His opinions are often schizobabble and he does jump through crazy hoops to prove a point. He also delves into the dimensional scaling often which is very often retarded.His Dragon Ball scaling is pretty ass. For example, he thinks it took Gotenks SS3 to surpass SS2 Bejita (using a shitty daizenshuu statement), and using that he'll argue SS3 Goku is stronger than Ultimate Gohan. For non Dragon Ball people, that is a completely retarded braindead take that makes zero sense if you think for more than 60 seconds. He also straight up uses headcanon, I heard him say Goku and Bejita might have gotten a zenkai after becoming Vegetto, which is never once said anywhere in any series, book, or interview. It's pure conjecture.He'll also just straight up bring non canon/irrelevant shit like DBZ filler and use one vague statement Toriyama (might have) said back before he was done with the manga to justify it.His death note videos are decent.I can't testify for any other series, I'm sure he has terrible opinions on those too.>>150689571Link to the specific part of the 5 hour livestream?
KOFFING
>>150689557We know, Maka..
>RAGNAROK AND FREYR YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS! GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE SO I CAN LEECH OFF YOUR FEATS OTHERWISE I’LL JOB TO TUTORIAL ASURA! DON’T MAKE ME HURT YOU BITCHES WITH MY SUB-WALL LEVEL STRENGTH! I MUST SHOW MONSTERSURA WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A BETTER MAN (KILLING/GORING INNOCENT PEOPLE AND FEELING SORRY LATER)!
>>150689630It's around the 3:27:00 markhttps://www.youtube.com/live/bYBjvSIOTak?si=J5-5PGcJBF17t8Y6
>>150689630From what I remember, didn't base Gotenks have a simular preformance to Vegeta against Fat Buu?ie. Both got their ass kicked, but Gotenks was in-base, while Vegeta was SS2 and had a Majin boost.
>>150689788How does the expanded GoW cosmology even work?Kratos turned a lot of people (actual mortals I mean) into mincemeat, where did their souls go? Tartarus? What happened to them afterwards when the end of Olympus happened? Is the surface world of Greece just totally uninhabitable and greek souls stuck in Tartarus forever? Who's running the show now that Hades is dead? Would other pantheons try to claim the territory now that there's no one left?
>>150687892reddit mod
>>150689847IIRC, the series was supposed to end with Jesus Christ's birth, so I guess there's a TRUE Heaven for the souls to go to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCs5qOb1H9USome guy did a awesome stop motion of Shin Godzilla vs Shin Ultraman. It much better than anything DA can make.
>>150689815That was anime filler. In the manga they fight off panel as a gag.But what is concrete is SS1 Gotenks was strong enough to beat Fat Buu. Goku thought he would be able to because he knew how strong fusion was, Piccolo never denies Gotenks could do it, and Gotenks believes he could do it. Denying he could is headcanon.So for sure SS1 Gotenks ~= SS3 Goku > Fat Buu > Majin Bejita.Goten and Trunks then train in the RoSaT AND Gotenks gets SS3. Both of these together put Gotenks much higher than SS3 Goku. Ultimate Gohan then scales above that.So the SS3 Goku > Ultimate Gohan argument involves being extremely retarded and or using headcanon/fanfiction.
>>150689890>In the manga they fight off panel as a gag.Based Toriyama
Deku should have been a girl with big tits
>>150689931He already is. HRT is crazy
>>150689931
>>150689890Yeah, but the fight still happened.SS3 Gotenks is definitely above SS3 Goku, but I'm kinda wary on using any statements about 'x sure could beat Buu' because due to constant rewrites a lot of characters end up either wrong or lying.But yeah, Ultimate Gohan>SS3 Gotenks>SS3 Goku is what I feel is right.
>>150689807>Age 21>Talking to minorsName one thing wrong with that.
>>150689978Most states in the US have Romeo and Juliet laws that allow people who are early adults to still date late teens.
>>150689847>How does the expanded GoW cosmology even work?It all takes place in the same planet. The Greek world and pantheon is all confined to Greece while the Norse stuff is in Scandinavia.>where did their souls go?Normally they’re supposed to go to the Underworld.>What happened to them afterwards when the end of Olympus happened?I don’t think the games ever really answered that. Hades died and a shitload of souls spewed out of his head and started flying all around the Underworld with some escaping to the surface, I think. >Is the surface world of Greece just totally uninhabitable and greek souls stuck in Tartarus forever?Kratos released Hope after stabbing himself at the end of GOW 3 and Greece is supposedly recovering from all the damage he caused. For the souls, who knows. Likely just flying around aimlessly without Hades to suck them up.>Who's running the show now that Hades is dead?No one, I guess. The Underworld has no one left to rule it.>Would other pantheons try to claim the territory now that there's no one left?Maybe but they seemed to be keeping to themselves considering how Baldur was telling Kratos that he should’ve never came to Midgard. That might just be with the Norse though.
>>150688253It's unfunny as shit yet you insist on it
>>150689978Getting nudes from them is a federal crime
>>150689931Bakudeku would have been insanely popular among men if Bakugo was a woman.
>>150690008>Bakugo the woman>not DekuGuys don't want to self insert as Deku. He failed as a protagonist.
>>150690033When you're a beta cuck like me he's very relatable
>>150690033Anon i don’t blame you for hating Deku but you obviously have never been part of the mha fandom
>>150687749Max sweeps LTG with the help of Benny's spirit
>>150689995>Baldur was telling Kratos that he should’ve never came to Midgard.That's because a god from a different patheon barging in to territory of different pantheon is treated as an invasion and no one wants to deal with that. All pantheons keep to themselves because no one wants to deal with inter-pantheon conflicts since it would inevitably spiral into a complete universal war.But Greece is empty now. All gods are dead (I mean Aphrodite is alive but she's just fucking her handmaidens) , all mortals are either dead or near-dead. Would be weird if no kne tried to claim it.
>>150688292dont know much about demon slayer, but the winchesters have broken feats and crazy weapons. and they both really fucking good at decapitation
>>150690083>the mha fandomYou mean the majorly female fandom that only cares about Todoroki while the guys only cared about which girl they'd rather fuck?
>>150688093This whole Deku thing is so fucking forced, he's a complete loser that only fujos and fags love. A woman that isn't black or overweight would NEVER love DeKEK.
>>150690130They like todoroki? Is he like Levi or something?
>>150690130Nope, i mean the terminally online fanfom who can’t start a sentence without “ayo” constantly parroting “ayo Deku is PEAK deku is da GOAT bruh he got dat DAWG in him ayoooo duuuhh shiiieeeeeet”
>>150690142Deku is the type of guy women would openly cheat on and use for money.
16 year old girls are hotter than adult f*m*les
>>150690147I don't consider them fans since they all migrated to the JJK fandom immediately after MHA ended. Now they same the same shit about Gojo.
>>150690033ayo Deku is PEAK deku is da GOAT bruh he got dat DAWG in him ayoooo duuuhh shiiieeeeeet
>>150690143He triggers their "I can fix him" instinct because he has a troubled family life
>>150690162>since they all migrated to the JJK fandomBruh at least half of them invaded One Piece discussion and turned into complete madhouse.
B-b-b-but I thought women don't use the internet and everyone is a man!!!
>>150690148Deku's the type of guy to have a Will and Jada Smith type marriage.
>>150690184Mha, One Piece and Sonic are the Big Three of faggots
>>150688893can someone explain this?
>>150690189Yes, we're all men hereIt's just some of us looks like cute girls with big butts
>>150690229Also i am a simonbro. Considering becoming a simonsister, we’ll see
>>150690130Deku-sissies, our response?
Seth the programmer looks like a BEAST. He's SEXY
CHADmanity is STRONG...
>>150690257Oh my LILITH DCbros I thought only ALIENS and guys that got HAND-ME-DOWNS from ALIENS were able to do THIS?!?!?!?!?!
>>150690242...Is what I would say if I was a fat gay retard
Kratos is the chadly King of CHAAAAAAAAAADDSSS
>>150690366more like the King of Fags
>>150690369more like the King of Trans
>>150690257Atheists blindly believe shit like this but then they will turn around and call you crazy for believing in God
>>150687749
>>150690366Chads are womanizers and Kingtos is a BETTER MAN.
>>150690400Wait, so to follow the proper dynamic, does that mean that Superwoman is taller and more fit than male Lane?
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>150690411This. Also, as we speak I am writing a proposal to President Donald Trump to rename “Trans Woman” to “Better Man”
>>150690416>Male Louis tries to fuck Superwoman>gets his cock broken by Kryptonian Hymen he isn't strong enough to penetrate>try anal>squeezes so hard the cock breaksSuperwoman would have it rough
>>150690400Built for Goten
Which DC men would be physically strong enough to fuck Superwoman without having their dicks crushed?
>>150690467>Blowjob>Exhale freezes his cock off
>>150690495Male Zatanna on the account of magic Male Wonder Woman
>Luthor hates Superwoman because they used to date and she accidentally broke his cock
>>150690518>Lex lost his pubic hair after Superwoman got carried away jacking him off
>>150689377>Alucard>impliedWat?
>>150690662I'm guessing it's because Alucard smiled when the Sultan raped him as a kid, even though the smile wasn't because he liked getting raped as a kid. Or him appearing as a young girl to tease Walter during WW2
>>150690673I mean yeah that shit's on screen, not >implied.
>>150690495
>>150689377>LuigiWait really?
I'm getting a tattoo on my forehead of Kratos taking a huge dick in his assthat'll show them
I'm growing out my hair
>>150690379most scientists aren't atheist. the big bang is quite the religious propaganda
>>150690881Baldness beware you're in for a scare amirite?!?!?
>>150690379Secularism is a failed system. Society should be openly religious. Birth rates rise, crime drops, degeneracy rates lower, and the moral fiber of society rises dramatically.
>>150687892Peridotfag victim
How would the threads react if Ichigo vs Maka becomes a real episode?
>>150690888Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state. Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait. The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool. Neanderthals developed tools. We built a wall (we built the pyramids). Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries.That all started with the big bang (bang).
>>150687892>>150690920>Jobbed to a shitven trannyverse spammerThey're getting paid way too much
I am the ultimate saiyan warrior
>>150691018
KINGtos
Oh DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENJI
>>150691018And I am The Legendary Super Warrior of Space!
>Finally, Hulk charged for a final, ground-shaking punch. Spock sidestepped at the last moment, using a judo-inspired technique to redirect Hulk’s momentum into the shattered terrain. The ground quaked as Hulk slammed into a collapsed building, exhausted and momentarily stunned.>Spock landed lightly, observing. “Aggression without strategy is illogical,” he said. Hulk breathed heavily, muscles trembling but slowly calming. He nodded, accepting the lesson in restraint.
>>150691167FACTorama!
>>150691167Lou Ferrigno would KILL Leonard Nimoy
>>150691167This really happened, I was there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5jHKOYU3DE>lore accurate Kratos>no mountains are destroyed in the videohuh?
>>150688093>that THE number one hero Deku?!That would be Mirio, Dekek never became the number 1
>>150691321Your shitposting will be for naught because Kratos will destroy a multiverse in the next game.
>>150689630It is a surprisingly muddled topic.You would think that it would be self evident that the Buuhan would be the strongest (since he has the most absorbed components).But content that was contemporary to the Kid Buu chapters make it out to be as if Kid Buu is the strongest.Here's an article that goes over a lot of the debatehttps://capsulecommentary.com/2025/02/21/kid-buu-vs-buuhan/
>>150688093Come on anon, put some fucking effort. This shit is lame, I don't even want to cuckpost back when you are so half-assed
Ochunko Fataraka
>>150689377>Dimitri in has versions that are queerDid I forget something? You can't marry him as male Byleth and in every ending he at least has a child because Gilbert trains Dimitri's son in his solo ending so no matter what Dimitri's ending is he has a son
>>150688022No , Max Payne is for point man and light yagami is for johan lierbet. Walter white is more suitable for someone like say... Pablo Escobar.
Any predictions for Buffy's preview?
>>150691464I guess it's about stuff like them mentioning things like Felix grieving more than the queen on his paired ending or Dedue being described as like family in private with him but the game doesn't shy away from saying Byleth married their few gay options so it's not a they were roommates thing because the game isn't afraid of outright confirming things
>>150691505Sarah Michelle Gellar looks hot.
>>150689377>WW canon queer Diana's interactions with Cheetah have been gayer than gay sex for a long time but has she ever actually been in a relationship with a woman? I can't think of anything.
>>150690958Madoka's footstool
Buffy will lose to Blade's BBC. Black men are UNDEFEATED
>>150691590HULK SMASH
>>150691590>black men are undefeated Miles got stomped so hard he got deleted from people's mind it seems
>>150691604Miles is wannabe-ytboi who already got GAPED by Static. Deku should have fought REAL black men instead of bullying Peter Darker
>>150691533She's one of those characters who's canonically bi but has never actually dated a same gender character.
>>150691617Deku is not fighting Spawn bro. Too much for him
>>150691533All Amazons are gay by default
We LOVE the 'Kuya here.
>>150691896FRAUD who needs her master to beat Dio
>>150691896>LEND ME SOME OUTSIDE HELP REMILIA THIS IS MANGA DIO WE'RE UP AGAINST
Is there any character that causes more seething and coping?
>>150691704Honestly yeah you could make a case for Amazonians being gynosexual and gynoromantic as a cultural standard.Poetry and prose would probably be sapphic to an extreme degree.
>>150691921
We LOVE Junko here.
>>150691921>>150691939That's not SuperGOD and Hal
>>150691950Halbros...
Post LIMITLESS BEASTS!!!!
who is the team onahole of team wiz and team boomstick?
>>150691167KINOOOOOOO
>>150690958Oh look another character people only like for power levels>>150691921Simon BRAINBROKE comic fags after handing them literally a SINGLE DC Herald loss
>>150692010ACKSHUALLY Hulk DOES have limit, since once he gets angry enough he transforms back to Bruce Banner
>>150692012Sakuya and Spider-Man
>>150691167CANOOOOON
What makes Statement and Featfags so hostile to each other?
BRING ME DIO
>>150692052Feats are blatantly obvious and usually have consistency in there character such as picrel. Meanwhile, statements show nothing visually, are contradicted by what's on screen and the character usually never comes close. You look at the raw power of a planet bust and it gives off more power than that Surtr feat that DB had which at best looks like it breaks a building but with context, its somehow way higher
>>150691939>Base Sakuya victim
>>150692052Featsissies can't read so they act out
>>150692080Nigga you don't read either
Trivia night for the island is in 3 days, has everybody here brushed up on their Kratos vs Asura trivia?
ENTER
We LOVE the 'on here.
What's the current stats vs hax score?
Bratty little incident resolver... NEEDS Lunarian correction!!!
>>150692132
>Spider-man stated that he could put down Hulk if he had to>Spider-man has no feats that support this>FUARK SPIDER-MAN IS STRONGER THAN THE HULK CONFIRMEDStatementschizos are retarded
Not powerscale related but I found this cool concept of Jason being one of Makima's puppets
>>>>>>>>lunarians
>>150692160
>>150692167There is NOTHING wrong with jobbing to fairies.
>>150692170
>>150692128I believe Mewtwo is the only outright hax > stats win, though most modern hax losses are due to a combo of hax and stats and not stats alone. I guess in a sense Hulk vs Godzilla counts as a hax win.
>>150692189
>>150692160>>150692170>>150692178KINO
Is Sakuya a former Lunarian?
>>150687749what's with the beanie?
>>150692196
I have a request, I summon you from the depths: tnanon
>>150692205In canon that's just a theory In LostWord she is a Lunarian Sage, and one of Erin's Disciples.
>>150692215
>JOBlarians
>>150692230
>>150692241
Who could slay the beast of the cave?
>>150692252
>>150692259Superman
>>150692261
>>150692220I'm not TN anon but I can make it, I'll be home soon.
>>150692277
>>150692297
>>150692282Thank you anon, can I have Moon Knight vs Azrael, pls
>>150692312
>>150692220tnanon is long gone, anon...
>>150692324
>>150692334He was just here the other day actually.
How is he so strong?
>>150692340true power comes from being a better man
>>150692338
Is Yuugi Hoshiguma meant to be the physically strongest character in Touhou?
>>150692351
>>150691505they bring up something from the novels this reigniting the question of what the fuck is in the novels
>>150692361Her or Suika
>>150692331You're Indian
>>150691505There will be at least one scan from the novels but it will be for something relatively mundane, like a skill statement or something, enough to get people on edge for the full analysis but not give away the winner
Thoughts on the OST we've gotten for the season thus far?
>>150692331Who asked them out bros?
>>150692339did he do stuff? I thought we were gonna do the costume thing again
>>150692181>forgetting this season had an outerversal dude lose to a multiversal dude because the latter had better offensive and defensive hax
>>150692414They should have kissed here.
>>150692181>>150692414I mean, technically Bowser vs Ganon? They kinda used the vague "Ganon has triforce of power" tho they literally show Bowser surviving the black hole. They instead went with Ganon's magic being able to overcome stuff like dry bones
>>150692450GR doesn't have lips nor Spawn a mouth, anon
>>150692361Onis in general are meant to be physical powerhouses
>>150692052Both are needed and both get super obnoxious when pushes to their limit.Statements have to exist because in a story they can't show anything. For example, to create a sense of progression and to raise the stakes, every villain should be stronger than the one that came before. Freeza was shown to destroy planets super easily so Cell should be able to destroy more. But Cell can't win or else there is no story, so a statement of Cell saying he could destroy the universe was needed. Where statements go wrong is when they're from guidebooks and say stupid shit not based on the source material. Statements based off of silly claims within stories (such as someone lying or hyperbolizing, such as saying "I have infinite power!") when taken seriously are also cancer.Featfags are the opposite. To show off the character or whatever destroying X thing often detracts from the story or at the very least slows down the pacing. Usually this is done for writer's pets and it feels too much like jerking off the character in question.I could also get into the psychology behind statement fags vs featfags but I won't.
>>150692471>UniverseSolar system*
>>150692317You rike?
>>150692379>>150692465So would it be reasonable to understand them as a cap out point for how physically strong we could except Touhou characters to be?
where does this put miku in the pecking order?
>>150692410He asked for requests too
>>150692595Das pretty good. Thx anon
>>150692608which one?
Speaking of Suika, how do people interpret her shattering heaven?
>>150692749Too vague and given most Touhou feats seem wall/building tier it's probably not actually as impressive as what it implies
I have infinite power! Also I've never destroyed anything tougher than a lamppost and I lost
>>150691502Walter White is for Tony Soprano.
>>150692749Depends on how much you want to wank her really, Death Battle would probably put her at multiple times universal.
>>150692735The one from the Goldfinger song
Why is there no interest in Buffy vs. Blake at all? Even inevitable stomps like Maka vs.Ruby or Deku vs Miles had more posts about it let alone anticipated MU's like Kyle vs. Simon and Hulk vs. Godzilla
This I'm pretty sure is the best non-Suika visual feat in Touhou
>>150692900Non-millennials don't care about Buffy or even dislike it and the DB fanbase is primarily autistic underaged zoomers.
>>150692900Just not in the DB community's usual interest domain. Blade's preview is already above Ruby and Maka's so it will probably do well.
>>150692892damn imagination level
>>150692605There's a few characters like Jo'on and Byakuren who are also supposed to be physically strong.But for the most part Onis are wanked almost as much as the Lunarians, Hell if you believe everything ZUN has written about Onis at face value they are straight up Invulnerable and unbeatable unless you use a special sword and they still have Youkai Regen on top of that
>>150692900Blakefy has the issue where we kinda assume the comic character wins and no one really wants to go into the comics/novels for Buffy since they aren't the popular medium for her.Also Whedonisms have become so ubiquitous that that which made Buffy unique at the time just doesn't today.
>>150689878God I love stop motion
You think Maka would be able to beat Giorno? More specifically would Soul Hack screw over Gold Experience Requiem? I'm fairly sure Soul Hack would at least be able to hijack Stands, but GER is a whole different beast.On one hand it is logical to assume that if Maka takes control over GER it's effects wouldn't work over Giorno anymore (so the act of stealing GER wouldn't trigger Return to Zero)On the other it's also reasonable to assume GER would just Return the act of Hijacking it to Zero because using Soul Hack against Giorno is obviously an action against him.
>>150692900Buffy doesn't seem to appeal to Death Battle's zoomer fanbase and no one besides G1 wants to go through a gorillion novels just to see if she has anything that stands up to Marvel speed wank, Blade meanwhile is just another capeshit street tier so we already know his stats, it will probably get a decent amount of casualfag views though.
>>150693007We already know the power of Requiem has the power to alter every single soul on the planet at bare minimum from what Silver Chariot Requiem was doing, so it's possible GER wouldn't even need to RTZ it and could just facetank it with raw power
>>150693007I'd lean towards no since GER is autonomous.You could make an argument of someone being faster than GER being able to pull it off (since Diavolo's stand isn't autonomous and had to be activated it could potentially be anything about Giorno's reaction time).
>>150693039>alter every single soul on the planet at bare minimum from what Silver Chariot Requiem was doing,Is this some meme where you think the entire world is Rome?
>>150693065Whats even going on here?Are they just stretching their legs?Are they both in the middle of fucking someone senseless (probably their respective opponents)?
>>150693028G1 didn't go through the novels they skipped them all
>>150693065Why is his hair blue? For a moment I thought that was Black Star now I need this same Scene with Black Star Plowing Tsubaki and Maka Riding Soul
>>150693091Maka is Scissoring Ruby and Deku is Pounding Miles asshole
>>150693086Planet level Rome
>>150693112First part is based and I need full art of itSecond part is gay
Can your hero beat 200 omega epstein hitler super saiyan bloodlusted demon gargantuars from the 41st circle of hell without prep time?
>>150693112>Rudy
>>150693086It starts with Rome, but it also says that within a few hours it will alter all life on Earth
>>150693126There were Asian slaveowners in America. It's in Deku's blood to buckbreak
>>150693151Super Baby with his 1,000,000$ shoes
>>150693175Deku believed what he read in Daily Bugle calling Spider-man a menace and decided he needed rape correction
Can we go one thread without talking about cocks
>>150693126wish granted?
>>150693271NEVER!
>>150693271No, probably not.I mean, it is already a dick measuring contest to begin with.
>>150693271How big is Blade's BBC?
>>150693271Sure let's talk about Pussies instead I have the theory that Ruby's inner folds of her labia are specially sensitive, she likes it when Futa Weiss runs her fingers in circles around there.And when she's really turned on instead of Moaning she giggles
>>150693164It was limited AoE for every relevant point in the story as far as I remember. They made a point of how the haystack was growing and Diavolo was a needle they were gradually less likely to find. The entire world is something like an out of nowhere, baseless conjectured eventuality Polnareff pulled out of his ass for tension (but he was right because that's just how Araki writes). At the time, watching the anime, I thought Polnareff was talking about a new state of evolution that subverts everything that came before it, not that the entire world was being soulfucked and mutated at the same time, because I don't think Araki is the kind of writer who wouldn't show his favorite vacation spots in each hemisphere suffering the same effect
>>150690958Just a trifling tidbit for BARBATOS!
>>150691576>>150693358boy Knull needs to get new toysthey just have 1 phrase, less then a Buzz Lightyear toy
>>150693352Does she shave down there or trim? Or does she just let it all grow?
Who should he fraud check next?
>>150693409So that's where this comes from
>>150693352Weiss isn't futa and is only girl in RWBY that has shown attraction to men only. There's plenty of canonical lesbians in that shitty series, I don't understand this obsession to make the only straight girl into one
>>150693355I agree that it's completely out of nowhere and adds nothing to the arc to raise the stakes to apocalyptic level destruction but yeah I really doubt they'd have multiple characters go "it's going to destroy the whole world" if that wasn't what the general power of Requiem was implied to be. Diavolo does say he plans to rule the world with the power of the Arrow, so maybe the jump in stakes was meant to reflect that.Either way, I doubt Soul Adagio is working, just that there's a real chance the Arrow's sheer power over souls is enough that RTZ isn't even needed
>>150693449Its so she and Ruby can fuck
Thinking back to Kratos vs Asura I actually wish we had more instances of fighters stealing their combatants moments/moves against them for max disrespect
>>150693470If you want to give Ruby as lesbian romantic partner, just ship her with Penny. Literal female sexbot is way hotter than Weiss with her flat chest anyway
>>150693536But Penny isn't Weiss
>>150693490>Superman learns the Spirit Bomb mid-fight and has Earth lend him energy to defeat Goku like Kid Buu
>>150693536I love Penny but don't you dare to slander Weiss because of her chest, her slim figure is what makes her look so elegant and sexy
>>150693568Now THIS would be funny
>>150693490>>150693568>Maka steals Ruby's scythe mid fight and then uses it along with Soul to propel herself up while dragging Ruby by the neck killing her like how Ruby killed that giant bird
>>150693593Still doesn't change the fact that Weiss has zero romantic interest in girls and has only lusted after fuckboy Neptune and DILF Jaune
>>150693465>I really doubt they'd have multiple characters go "it's going to destroy the whole world" if that wasn't what the general power of Requiem was implied to be.That's another thing; it's warping much of the vicinity thus planetary range? JoJo characters make these assumptions based on absolutely nothing. The way I remember it goes like this: >SC Requiem awakens for the first time in the Italian countryside >Instantly puts farmers, bugs, birds and cattle in a trance >SC Requiem awakens for the second time in Rome >Instantly begins swapping souls and putting beings in trances >The beings awaken and begin mutating So do we assume the first time around was also planetary, or were later statements closer to purple prose? To be honest with you I probably wouldn't be this nitpicky if we weren't battleboarding. I'm sick of talking the talk but not walking the walk. I don't know much about Maka or Soul, but I do want to point out how Diavolo's soul circumvented being locked into another body because in the JoJoverse trauma can make you have multiple souls or some shit. It was real stupid and turned me off but it's what happened. I don't think JoJo is as "absolute", for the lack of a better term, as many battleboarders say it is, just because a lot of these abilities were used once or twice or were autistically specific compared to a broader skillset
I hate Jaune So much is unreal...
>>150693642The entire RWBY fandom...
>>150693613Shipping isn't about the characters interests its about the shippers interests
>>150693677>Ash after telling Ash-Greninja to just throw a water shuriken at Yugi's deck
>solos your favorite character
>>150693490>BEASTsura’s Wrath is so iconic DB used the same moment twice for two different episodesLooking back at it, it’s so fucking retarded to see Asura doing the same shit Wyzen got mocked for in the game.
I am walking down an ally of /co/ listening to some CHAOS UNRAVELED BY BRANDON YATES, when a gang of ITALIANS appear before me. I jump up and down in joy."Where you going, HOGboi?" they ask."I'll go w-wherever you take me," I sayOne of the HOOHOO men grabs me by the throat."You ain't going-a nowhere, sissy," Wario says. "Now get cho cute ass on the ground-a."I obey, and he starts ripping my clothes off. All of the ITALIAN men whip their 18 INCH SNAKES out.They start TEARING into every orifice in my body. I feel immense pleasure from the HYPERMASCULINITY of these individuals."You like that, ya South Island-a femboi?" the one DICKING me in my mouth asks."Y-yes," I gargle.His COCK is GIRTHIER and LONGER than any EGGCOCK I have ever accepted."Oh, by the way Hogboi, we be taking your-a women too!" one says, as he pulls his THROBBING DICK out of my cute little anus. He walks over to a chaos energy-deficient m*bian woman Amy and PENETRATES her."You ain't-a making no 'hog-a kids anymore," he grunted as he dominated her. "Yo childrens is italian now.""Yes, s-sir..." I say.A large ITALIC hand grabs my head and turns me towards a dominating face."Hogboi, I think I like-a you," Mario says.He sinks his lips into mine and his tongue crawls into my mouth. My oxytocin levels skyrocket and he licks my mouth while cupping my balls and fingering my anus with five fingers. The other ITALIAN men stroke their love muscles at me.At once, a large amount of projectile from each individual penis fire like artillery cannons. They all make a direct hit on me, and it smells like TOWER OF PISA SEMEN."This is only the start-a, Hogboi," they say. "Every hedgehog gon-a get 06'd this way."They leave me and A*y lying on the street, completely naked covered in cum.THANK GAWD they didn't bring "Retro Rivals" like every crackloving SPEED FORCE USER who gave me AIDS ENJOYS.
>>150693677>Ash after watching Misty, May, Dawn, Iris and Serena give birth to Egyptian babies
So I don't like Undertale scaling, but I am surprised that no one has really brought up the possibility of Everhood scaling as an opponent to Undertale characters.
>>150693028>stands up to Marvel speed wank/co/ found out in like a weekThere's a narration saying Seth Green's character reacted in a micro millisecond i.e. a nanosecond
>>150693758KOFFING
>>150692916There ARE zoomer fans of Buffy but they're outside of the power scaling sphere
>>150693630>So do we assume the first time around was also planetaryThat's more or less what's implied. Polnareff states the 'shifting souls with life from another world' is meant to be a power that's beyond the body swapping and trance stuff, but even then he states that he originally knew the arrow could 'control the souls of all life' and it was only because he stopped it before it went out of control.And yeah, I know it's statementsfagging and none of these characters should logically know this, but as you said that's generally how Jojo is written, often to explore more esoteric themes. Dio's whole plan in part 6 came from some arcane ritual that made no sense on the face of it yet it still worked perfectly, Rei determining the true property of Josuke's bubbles so he could defeat Tooru ended up being exactly correct, so on. Regardless, I think it's heavily implied enough that the arrow is at least on par with (if not beyond) the gods in Soul Eater who can also alter every soul in the world with madness wavelengths, and they're well beyond Maka even if Maka could sort of contend with Asura for some time
>>150693699jokes on you my hero could solo your verse even as a little boy
>>150693773>fucking /dbg/ cared more about Bluffy then most places to actually do its own research looking into feats
>>150693800Meant to post this image
>>150693807People don't know how to find key words in booksIt's easy
>>150693802post your hero's best feat as a little kid
Post frauds in dire need of checking
>>150693754 Asura's Wrath sucked, literally the only ones who remember it are Death Battle powerscaling autists
>>150693807Yeah we also found out that Buffy does have means of harming Blade in mist form thanks to the Boom comics establishing magical weapons used by slayers can cut through intangibilityIt's a different canon to Whedon's but apparently Buffy is composited for this fight
>>150693772Everhood is both less popular and less wankable than Undertale even if the MC does destroy the universe by the end of the gameYou gotta realize that less is more and being vague is better than having actual feats
>>150693773Nanosecond reactions would be 250000000 times faster than human reactions.So if you presume that this is active perception of time, then a single second would be the equivalent of... no this can't be correct.Someone correct me please, but if you had nanosecond time perception, then a single second would feel like two years.
>>150693820fuck off Doctor
>>150693820How strong are these guys really? Like if someone dropped a giant rock on them
>>150693911how big?
>>150693820Anyone in Warhammer 40k.Kratos (preferably by Wonder Woman or Spawn again)Full Composite Beyond Dio.Composite Springtrap.
>>150693839It’s somewhat popular outside the Death Battle bubble. The general powerscaling community knew of Asura before the episode and the Wyzen finger poke scene had 11M views on YT. The game did flop though, obviously.
>>150693911vsbattles puts them at 7-B
>>150693935>Springtrap why besides getting mad at obvious shitposts?
>>150693931Uhh...THIS big.
>>150693800I appreciate the scans. I'm not sure about it being what's implied; granted, it would be awkward if Araki randomly added in panels of Japan, South Africa, Chile and Canada to drive the point home in that specific scene with Polnareff. But it wouldn't have killed him to do so in the present. To just say it's happening and going with it, that'd be lazy even for Araki. >a power that's beyond the body swapping and trance stuffI thought it was the crescendo; the culminating point of its ability, like the final stage in evolution. That simile is what gave me the impression Polnareff was referring to the world and its eons of history, since SC Requiem wasn't just mutating everyone randomly but making these disgusting singularities out of them.I can't speak for Soul Eater's god-tiers, but if they really have spiritual radio waves that provably fuck over billions of souls all at once I would immediately place it above this. And the fact that Diavolo largely circumvented its direct effects means SC Requiem isn't entirely absolute
>>150693895You're confusing time with reaction times with perception speed. People perceive something in less of a timeframe than it takes for them to react to it, reaction is measured as the actual response to visual stimuli which will always be a bit slower.But yes, pedantics aside, if you're capable of seeing and reacting to things in a nanosecond it would mean just a second would be dragged out over multiple years from your perspective.It's also why battleboarders are retarded when it comes to anything dealing with beyond light speeds.
>Buffy gets buffed in 128 NovelsTHE FUCK YOU MEAN THATS THE TITLE?
>>150693973It’d be funny.FNAFags astroturfed Springtrap v Junko because that’s the only Match where giving Springtrap everything from the various novels would be warranted.
https://youtu.be/bytqNiOpEpkBuffy preview out
>>150693965KIIIIIINNNNGGGGTTTTRRRRAAAAAPPPP
I don’t watch fight previews. What happened?
Yes doctor, I am aware of all the surgical risks, but Maka needs her womb and other organs back in their original places.
Yeah I don't know how. But I think something in these books will lead to blades demise.
>>150694028... What?
>Soul removal resistance >Acid resistance>Light timing>Magic absorption resistance>They brought up the cavern explosion is more impressive than it looks (no calc though)No Seth Green scaling unfortunately
NOVEL FEATSNOVEL FEATSNOVEL FEATS
>>150693931
>They're using vidya stuff for Buffy>Including her dipping her stake in gorgon venom which turns people into stone
This white bitch is strong. Damn.
>>150694065ok does Blade resist that?
Bladebros…
They specifically brought up that Buffy can resist mist monsters entering her and push them out lmao
>>150694043Unless they take Blade moving Steve away from Hyperion to scale the guy to him, they're gonna give both Buffy and Blade equal speedStrength easily goes to Buffy unless they scale him to Spider-Man which even that blog that gave Blade the win (and used debunked info) felt hesitant on
>>150694054>>150694065wait shit now we have to see if the games give her more stuff
MARVELBROS HOLD ME THIS IS TOO MUCH
>>150694070White bitches are weak to ___ _____
>>150694073Transmutation?I don't think soHe can shapeshift so maybe that's a valid counter?At least mist form he should phase through it>>150694082I know these scripts are written and recorded ahead of time but this feels specifically made to say "Hey. This fight is actually debatable"
>>150694103other white bitches
>>150694103PIMP HAND!
>Took Maka v Ruby 2 weeks to pass 1 million views.>Discussion on the upcoming MU is crickets, so it’ll probably underperform too.>Light v Columbo’s gonna do shit because the entire meme that justified this matchup’s existence has been dead for years.>Inevitable Aang v Gachashit fight that got the Kickstarter to come to a screeching halt will also do horribly>Ash v Yugi is the ONLY upcoming Matchup that’s guaranteed to do wellPost MUs that would do decently with normie audiences.
>Buffy knows more martial arts than Blade>the monster she punched into the air weighs over 4x more than the monster Blade lifted with two hands>Specifically mentioned Blade needs Kevlar to survive a castle explosion while Buffy took those bigger explosions on her ownHm
>>150694103DogsBlade can turn into a wolf
If blade jobs to a white girl capefags don't know shit about I'll lose my shit
>>150693978Eh, I mean, Araki is pretty lazy with this stuff. Bohemian Rhapsody's shit that was affecting the entire world (which, also, coincidentally works very explicitly by extracting souls from people's bodies all over the world and putting them into fictional characters - I'm pretty sure the arrow is narratively beyond this level of power) just comes from TVs and radio shows reporting on it without really showing much visually.>but if they really have spiritual radio waves that provably fuck over billions of souls all at onceWell that's the thing, it takes much longer while than 'a few hours' like what Polnareff says. It takes Kishin Asura I think at least weeks (?) to drive the whole world mad, though he admittedly was not at full power. There is also Fire Force where Death depowers all pyrokinetics on the planet all at once, but I don't know how much stock you put into that + Fire Force's civilization was confined to like two major cities.Diavolo also was able to game the system because he had multiple souls in one body, it's not like he was going to avoid SC Requiem destroying the world or anything if that's what it came to.
>>150694127The thing about Kevlar is that funnily enough, Buffy NOT using firearms is to her benefit hereKevlar is for surviving bullets and explosions but it does poorly for sharp objects like crossbow bolts and stakesDon't get it twisted, Blade DOES hold the weapons/equipment advantage comfortably even with shit like gorgon venom stakes or the scythe being capable of harming him in mist form but actual firearms are more dangerous to Buffy than slow ass crossbows are to Blade
>>150694121Thor vs Superman
>>150692471Featfacts tend to lack imagination and deductive reasoning, statement facts lack criteria and the ability to discriminate plausible outcomes from characters having mental farts.In both cases, they tend to be extremists who struggle at elementary school literacy capacity.
>>150693536Whiterosefags btfo.Weiss is gonna get dicked down by Jaune.
Ok so if Blade wins it has to be hard banking on adamantium and breathing gun right?
>>150694121Mark vs Gohan
Yeah blade's getting slayed.
>>150694142To be fair, due to the nature of the stand, you couldn't really show much aside from the public domain characters which are understandably the ones in the limelight for that arc.I do wonder where Kaneda is hiding in that panel though...
Why does Maka hentai give her tits. Why are artists so fucking useless
>>150694169That depends on if they pull a Wolveraiden and find something she uses that's strong enough to cut through something stronger than steel.
>>150694184Because tits are hot you queer
QUEEEEEENNNNBYYYY
>>150694169Yeah, weaponry is his only safe advantageDeath Battle DID specify his odachi isn't true adamantium but it's still the better weapon than Buffy's scythe when it comes to actually sharpness and durabilityBreathing gun is dangerous not because it's a nuke but because it bypasses demonic defenses however it doesn't seem to negate regeneration since Cosmic Ghost Rider still recoveredI'm not saying Buffy's regen is remotely on par with Cosmic Ghost Rider by any means but the Breathing Gun is basically as dangerous to her as any other gun unless the bullet itself is fasterSlayers CAN die of a gunshot in the right location regardless
SPIDER-MANI NEED YOU SPIDER-MAN
Goku vs Superman is the only Death Battle matchup that people legitimately care about.
>>150694017You know how /co/ was the only place that took this fight remotely seriously?Yeah everyone else is taking it seriously now
>>150694169as I was reading it's history I did find one weakness of the Breathing Gun that might make it completely useless in the fight but I still need to continue just to verify it as a proper weakness
>>150694227... Is getting plapped by Maka using Soul as a strapon
How many times has this happened >"Hah. *insert opponent here* has this in the bag*>undermining slowly turns to dread as more material pops up that shows the other character isn't a pushover >"ooooooooohhh shit"
>buffy will give featsGODS another winFeels good
>>150694169ScalingI'm talking Spider-Man scaling at minimum and outright herald shit at most and Death Battle fucking HATES giving street tiers herald scaling>>150694197See with Raiden they compared his sword to Antarctic vibranium and the scythe isn't similar There are demons who have resisted the scythe's blade because their hide was too thick
>>150694264Maka is too busy cumming her brains out from Deku's Gearshift Gaping. Deku massacred her insides. Her cunny feels like it just got slammed by a billion hammers.
>>150694229actually it does ignore regeneration
>>150688135I've been thinking of Rangiku's fat tits.
>>150694121Think Aang vs Gachashit will flop as badly as Macho Man vs Kool-Aid Man?
>>150689743notice how harley quinn isn't in this image? they fear harley quinn.
>>150694306>MassacredWhat is actually wrong with you
>>150694306>cunnyAren't they literally the same age. How old is Deku.
>>150693771....so he gets to fuck Jessie?
>>150694308Do non-lethal wounds stick or does it bypass regeneration if the shot was lethal?
>>150694333deku is 25, maka is 14
>>150694333for most of the manga he's 16. He's just a manchild
MAKA IS GETTING FUCKED BY THIS????
>>150694340PEDOku...
>>150694340>>150694350Why are you making up fucked up fantasies about children
>blade’s preview says he learned martial arts via watching hong kong movies>buffy’s preview says she considers hong kong movie martial arts a joke
>Deku... You truly are a hero
>>150694324Imagine how hard he could pelvic thrust Massacre is the right word
>>150694361She also knows more styles in general apparently.
I hate how if Blade wins it means Buffy was given the most blatant red herring path to victory possible and if Buffy wins it makes Blade look like he was screwed a week before release
>>150694356retardbro..
>>150694340Literally ideal age gap
When did these threads started weaponizing a shitpost about Deku and Maka being above street tier?
>>150694371To be fair Blade’s preview just covered all the stuff people already knew, Buffy’s is setting a baseline that this is an actual match
>>150694380Your favorite character besides Hal Jordan?
Soul is kind enough to bring Maka to the emergency room everytime Deku finishes gaping her. Her internal organs get rearranged everytime but the doctors make sure she heals just right.
>>150694382About a few days after Maka's episode
>>150694375He is literally the exact age as Maka in most of the crossover art that features her.
Who the father?
>that buffy preview
>>150694382It makes good bait
>>150694394You have issues holy shit
>>150694386Blade's remaining rundown is probably list his breathing gun, Dracula blood vampiric powers, and accomplishments like being on the AvengersBuffy's remaining rundown is DEFINITELY gonna be the scythe, maybe other miscellaneous equipment, and her accomplishmentsMaybe cosmology shit since people bank the scythe to scalable to magic in Buffy's universe since it destroyed the Seed of WonderRegarding baseline feats and scaling, I think we've covered as much as we can
>>150694404Deku. The HERO.
>>150694412It doesn't make sense beyond that because they don't have much else in common. When you take a shitpost and turn it into a cuck meme it loses its appeal.
>>150694401Deku looks the exact same at 24 as he does at 14-16, and it's most plausible to say artwork featuring them is using the most current versions of both characters
>>150694387
>>150694401No he’s 16, like he always isMaka just looks mature and Deku looks like a schlubby manbaby as always. Like Michael Cera
>>150694444>Another DC character Why is DC full of so many POWERFUL characters?
>"Endgame Buffy is WAY TOO STRONG">similar speed wank>stronger without retarded chainscaling>probably taking skill>getting literally everything from the show, games, and novelsQVVVVVVEEEEENNNNFFYYYYYY THE BLADE SLAYER
>>150694459Deathstroke is in fact the more powerful molester of the two
>>150694319Macho Man v Kool-Aid Man was barely even ABOUT the title fight. More of it was taken up by Boomstick getting lore than the actual thing people come to episodes for; the fights.The Death Battle Crew is just so out of touch and up their own ass it’s ridiculous.>Thought MM v KAM would do numbers because previous joke-fights like Deadpool v PartyHorse, Starscream v FaggotSpeed, and Chuck Norris v Sanshiro did well>Forgot that those fights involved actually popular memes or properties (Deadpool, Horse Show, Chuck Norris).>Neither Macho Man or Kool Aid had the meme power of Norris, and neither have been relevant for ages.>Made the fight a lore-dump for one of their show hosts that nobody actually gives a shit about.>Were so shocked that it bombed as hard as it did that their cope for it was an “Algorithm Bug”.Aang v Gachaslop will do worse than Among Us v Fall Guys did, maybe even Killua v Misaka numbers.The good outcome from this would be DJTiki getting banned from ever suggesting matchups again. His taste is absolute shite.
>>150694438Isn't Maka still a teenager at the end of the series
>>150694474Nobody wanted Kool-Aid Man to win
>>150694429Then stop replying to it every time
>>150694463The best chesterThe primo chomoThe divine diddlerDeathstroking off to kids
Are you guys attracted to Maka or nah?
>>150694481Maka’s still 12 at the end
>>150693895Here's a werewolf >>150693982Yeah but if we started applying these rules Star Wars gets nerfed hard
>>150694474I thought Kool-Aid Man bursting out of Randy Savage's heart when the latter died of heart failure was pretty tasteless, too
>>150694513google said she's 13-14
Lore and chainscaling-bros, our status?
>>150694534Buffy has comics that are consistent with the novel feats. She's a feats woman
SUPERBROS WHY DOES HE NEED WEAPONS THAT ARE WEAKER THN HIS 6 GORRILLION MULTIVERSAL UNARMED PUNCHES
>>150694288>>150694306>>150694394Writing all that fanfiction on AO3 won't stop the noises coming from your Room Decuck
Imagine after 128 novels Blade wins because they don't consider the scythe ignoring the intangibility of ghost-like beings comparable to ignoring the intangibility of mist or they somehow missed that altogether
White women are the most gorgeous creatures in the world, but for some reason Buffy's actress does nothing for me. She's not ugly, but she's not making my dick twitch.
the thing is about the breathing gun is, even if it works, we don't know if it will be more than enough to put buffy down for good
>>150694562they look cool
>>150694572Buffybot was the cuter characterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzUtAmKrITU
>>150694570We already know from the preview that the mist form can’t kill Buffy and she can just push it out, best it’s gonna be used for is dodging attacksb
>>150694564>Maka with titsKek. Fake cope.Deku owns Maka's cunny.
>>150694577It would depending on the right locationSlayers AREN'T bulletproof because bullets in fiction are treated more seriously than lightning, explosions, etcBuffy almost died because of a gunshot landing in the right spot from an incel after it struck her when she pushed the worst character out of the way
Best Maka would be flat chest with big nipples
>>150694572Yeah, Velma was hotter.
I just realized, K-Pop Demon Hunters is probably the 2020's equivalent of Buffy
>>150694629Stop it, Soul. Maka doesn't want you. Maka wants Deku only.
>>150694608Dequirk... Flat women still have tits, just small ones.Only FtM trannies like you are completely flat
>>150694438>you earned this power fair and squareLOL, lmao even. Your average Isekai MC has done more to earn their powers than Deku
>HOLY PLUS ULTRA, WHAT'S THAT SOUL!? MAKA TOLD YOU SHE'S SICK AND TIRED OF ME CONSTANTLY PESTERING HER AND MAKING UP FANFICTION ABOUT US BEING A COUPLE!?>S-SHE TOLD YOU THAT IN HER EYES I'M NOTHING MORE THAN A WIMPY, WHINNY, OBSESSED, AND MENTALLY STUNTED STALKER AND NOW YOU ARE HERE TO PUT AN END TO ALL THIS!?>ALL MIGHT'S GREASY BALL HAIRS! I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M BEING TOLD! MAKA!? WITH ANOTHER MAN!? ONE THAT ACTUALLY UNDERSTANDS HER!? ONE THAT GIVES HER SUPPORT AND NURTURES HER POWER TO A LEVEL I CAN ONLY DREAM OF, A POWER THAT PUTS IN SHAME ALL OF MY BEST FEATS!? NOOOOO I DON'T WANT THAT! I WANT TO LIVE IN MAKA'S HEAD EVEN AFTER I DIE! FOR 10 YEARS AT LEAST!!!!!>WHAT'S THAT SOUL? YOU WILL USE YOUR SOUL ADAGIO TO ERADICATE ALL THE VESTIGES OF THE OFA LEAVING ME A POWERLESS LOSER!? THEN YOU WILL CUT MY ARMS AND LEGS TURNING ME INTO A NUGGET!? JUST SO YOU CAN TAKE MY ROOM AND HAVE PASSIONATE COPULATION WITH MAKA FOR HOURS AND HOURS WHILE I'M COMPLETELY HELPLESS TO DO ANYTHING BUT LISTEN TO THE PRIMAL SOUNDS OF LOVE AND LUST COMING FROM THE ONLY PLACE I FEEL SAFE FROM JUDGEMENT!?>A-AND... AND AFTER ALL THAT YOU AND MAKA WILL SLEEP ON MY BED AND WATCH MOVIES ON MY TV!? ESSENTIALLY ENJOYING THE BOND YOU SHARE AS SOULMATES!!! SOMETHING I WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!>I... just... W-what can I say... But...>...>YABBAAAAAADABBAAAAAAULTRAAAAAAAAA! ENJOY MY ROOM AND MY BED, I'M SO HAPPY TO JUST LISTEN FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOUSE!!!!!
Why do you want break up such a beautiful couple?
Don't care. Rangiku's fat tits.
>>150694687This pic is gayer than having sex with men
>>150694687>Why do you want break u-AAAAAAA*CHOMP*>OMNOMNOMNOM TASTES LIKE CURRY
>>150694642They're all Yuji victims.
IT'S TIME FOR A SEX BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>150694710
Fun fact, Buffy has comics than Blade
>Buffy has comics than BladeYeah? Lmfao
>can't get girls in his own manga>mogged by his bully in his own manga and Crawler in his spin-off>now pictures him with taken girls from other anime to pretend he has gf like your typical pajeetAbsolute state of Dekufags, your hero is spiritual jeet
>>150694733>Buffy has more comics than the comic book characterdamn
>>150694687>Deku wearing a skirtKingtos would be proud young trans Midoriya is embracing his identity
>>150694731I remember when I read this in the Soul Eater: Canon Bonus Chapter
>>150694743More comicsI meant more comics
>>150694745it's weird how desperate they are to ship a 24-year-old with a little girl.
>>150694474>one of their show hosts that nobody actually gives a shit about.You right on the mark about everything else here, but let it be known only fandom tourist don't like BASEDzard, GODstick and the rest.
>>150694745I think the ship is a joke that comes from the two of them beating street tiers
>>150694562Aw hell is this from the DC Tenkaichi Budokai?
>>150693094That wasn't G1Imagine if they considered skipping the novels thinking there wasn't anything past what the tv shows depicted only to sweat bullets after the preview came out
>>150694797Yeah. That's it. That's the whole joke. It started from this reddit post I'm pretty sure.
>>150694797it literally does. that's the joke of them being above street tier.
>>150694278I feel like that would've been Po vs Iron Fist if it wasn't for the fact that even Po had more research done for his non-canon spin-off material in vs debating than Buffy
>>150694545>She's a feats womanWhat's the point of hyping her weak ass up when she can't even beat Krillin. Feats are only impressive now when they go to multiversal tier.
>>150694807>>150694810So why are Soul Eater fans getting upset?
>>150694797Yes they're both pity win merchants
Next Death Battle will be made in Sora2
>>150694804that would be pretty funny, they'd probably have to speed read them all
>>150694278Shovel Knight vs Scrooge McDuck at least when it came to the Screwattack forumsThere was one guy who so smug and self-righteous (nearing Otto levels even) who thought Shovel Knight would win and downplayed anything Scrooge had so when McDuck won he threw a fit so bad he wished cancer on the people who were involved in the episodeUltra himself mentioned in his retrospective blog how bad the fallout was and how he refused to accept Scrooge had a shot at winning
>>150694826You would be upset too if your HERO(ine) got lumped together with LOSER so the loser's self-inserting fans could feel better about themselves
>>150694830Luis thinks generative AI is unsustainable
>>150694826I don't think anyone is genuinely upset other than the one guy who actually got cheated on by his girl
So are they calcing this in the aftermath or are they just gonna point to this to say "Hey, Buffy's more durable. Just look at this."?
>>150694807wait didn't every other repost of this have the caption removed>>150694826because cuck humor is the most fucking predictable shit to come from these threads
>>150694840I wouldn't give a shit if Seras Victoria was shipped with Deku because they both squashed opponents far below them
>>150694840Right I understand why Deku fans would be upset but you didn't answer why Soul Eater fags would
>>150693188>THIS WILL BE OUR FINAL BOUT
>>150694866>wait didn't every other repost of this have the caption removedSome did some didn't I thinkInitially this exact screenshot was posted on reddit, then that was posted here, then I think people found the actual art wothout the caption
>>150694826>upsetI'm actually enjoying the slander Desu, but only when the Dekeks put some effort into itThis shit >>150688093 was pathetic
Calling it now, following week has everyone move to siding with BuffyEpisode comes out live and we find out Death Battle is giving herald speed scaling to Blade and then everyone pivots back to backing Blade
>"Oh, Miles, I'm sorry for shining the light so directly into your face. I'm sure you've noticed where you're at - tied to the torture chair in the Ochako rape dungeon beneath our house.">"Want to know why? It's because I've caught you bulling for Tenya and Todoroki again. I didn't want to do what I'm about to do, but you've left me with no other choice. *Deku produces a knife from a nearby table with various other instruments and puts on Reidi by Therewolf Media*>"I've been an honorable cuckold if there ever was one, Miles. I've faithfully put on Therewolf Media or Brandon Yates with Spiral of Emotion excluded everytime you fucked my nazi bitch girlfriends, and yet, you go out and bull for another couple with science knows what music playing. It's possible they even put on Spiral of Emotion by your suggestion.>"That nigger like behavior just won't do, Miles. I'm sorry but you've forced my hand" *begins cutting off Mile's right ear, making him scream muffled cries into his mouth gag sounds, his neck veins bulging, held by the leather belt to the chair, tears streaming from his eyes*>"Mmh, so beautiful. Black blood. The same blood that should run in every subhuman in the world once wh*te people go *orgasms* extinct. If only you remained loyal to the cause you may have helped me achieve this world. But you didn't.>*Deku now produces a hammer from the same table as before*>"I'm sorry Kratos, I am sending one of your finest warriors back into your bosom. Do not forgive me, I deserve to burn in hell like every mu*ie.">*Deku smashes and smashes Miles's head with the hammer with 100% OFA strength, sending blood and bits of bone and brain matter everywhere*>"Now, for my last step" *'Ku takes a syringe from the table with some unknown substance in it and injects Miles's penis, it hardens, and Deku cuts it off* "I'll keep your glorious adulterous BBC. Heh, not the first and certainly not the last one in my collection. *Snickers*
>>150694883Asking Dekeks to put in effort is like asking Indians to find work outside of scam call centersYou shouldn't expect it
>>150694897>>150694897>>150694897New!
>>150694883I'm very sure those posts only happen cuz of the strong visceral reaction to that "ship"
>>150694885I've been a BuffyCHAD since the reveal, I knew she was hiding some cracked shit
>>150692666Surprise AIslop is getting better with sprites now
>>150688093>>150694883>dekufags put as much effort into shitposts as wandastans put into agendaposdtingis anyone really surprised
>>150694848I saw the Goku vs Saitama and Peter vs Sephiroth gens on twitRough but if pros get access to it, it's gonna fool and impress a lot of retards online
