Elf is having a melty!
>>150687973Tall elves were condescending and pretending to be nice/our/ elf was being a bit mean but actually cares.
Still no jokes...
>>150687973Is Elf a deformed mutant among her own species? She's like half the size of everyone else.
>>150688318Goo goo gaga
>>150688318Some people just look different anon, don't be so judgemental.But also her appearance reflects her personality.
>>150688318She's only 50 years old you sick fuck!
>>150688318There was that one comic that showed how elves are made in this universe and in that comic she was "born" weird and wrong, so yeah she's a freak.
>>150688318she is a mule just like Marcie.
>>150688457
>>150688449Wait, so she's a teenage elf?
The MC human man seemed uncomfortable while surrounded by the elf group, yet all the other strips he's perfectly happy hanging with his midget elf buddy despite her constant screeching and put downs. It's as if MC human man and MC shorty elf lady have a friendly banter as constant companions the other elves don't understand.
>>150688318Oh man, look at that babby.
>>150688785A horny, obsessed-with-the-grown-up-human-male teenage elf.So, yeah. Explains a lot, actually.
>>150687973>Put the boots to her. Medium style.
>>150689030Goddamnit now i'm going to read her every line with Rockso's voice
>>150688112show me when she has ever cared about the human
>>150688112hey, as long as they will suck my dick at the end of the day, they can be as condescending as they want
>>150687973I'll be honest but I want to impregnate her the most.
Safe racist comics
So, from what I´ve read so far, Elf is tsundere to human, right?
>>150687973The fact that this particular Elf is the only one who's super racist and all the others keep having to apologize for her behavior is my favorite joke in this comic.
>>150689862yeah, that's the jist of it...
>>150687973I like these occasional lore drops
>>150689910What voices do you imagine when reading these?
>>150688112I want to believe they're being 100% genuine.
>>150688318she's half human.
>>150689669https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/elf-comic/elfs-mate-for-valentine/viewer?title_no=983708&episode_no=37https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/elf-comic/everything-feels-special-with-you/viewer?title_no=983708&episode_no=54https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/elf-comic/where-he-was-last-seen/viewer?title_no=983708&episode_no=20
>>150689943elf sounds like pearlhuman sounds like literally medwarf sounds like simon from the yogscastorc sounds like patrick warburton
>>150687973>Get those fucking rags off her
Imagine this being your legacy, beating a dead horse for who knows how long.
as opposed to your legacy of?
>>150687973Gee, now even the elven mom wants smelly human dick?
>>150688318It'll be revealed in 100 strips from now she's actually 1/5th Dwarf
>>150690341shitposting about it obviously
>>150690443>1/5th Dwarf>horny for human who wears brown and constantly tills earthI'd believe it
>>150690517Made me chuckle
>B-Bakka...
>>150689943I read the Dwarf in Flapjacks voice.
>>150688751AYY LMAO
>>150687973>Human Rake>Human Shack>Human StuffWho writes like this? I get the feeling an Elf is making those comics.
>>150687973>When your child has autism
>>150691253I fear the day>t. Dads a sperg and brother has a learning dissability
>>150687973That is not an approved form of restraint. Realistically only one elf, or at the very most two, should be able to do floor restraint on her like a belly rested body wrap
>>150687973Tranny
>>150691295Kek
>>150689910Flintstones
>>150687973Lol, lmao even
>>150687973Why does everything has to be ironical nowadays?
>>150687973>Willingly touches the guy>With a smileHATE SEX IN 500 STRIPS FROM NOW
>>150688318We see other elf that isn't as tall too. maybe the tall ones are the high elves.
>>150688112Looks like they want the elves and humans to be friends but the gremlin elf is making it hard to so.
>>150690440I think, he just knew that his future is fucked.
>>150688751Born wrong
>>150691452>Spit out human seed, everyone will know>Swallow human seed, I've swallowed human seed
>>150687973What the hell is her problem?
>>150687973
>>150687973High Priestess a cute. CUTE!
>>150691295This was just an excuse to draw hairy dad bod.
>>150687973I find these extremely funny
>>150688318>she's half humanReally, if that's the final comic, it will be gold.
>>150687973Made an edit.
>>150688112Looks to me like they're just trying to repair relations with the human, but i can see them having that good o'l Elf snobbery to them, seems like the way they see it the human is indeed a strange and probably lesser degree of being to them but then it's not his fault they're so magnificent. Elves in the comic seem to be very spiritually in tune with nature and the natural order of the world, and if the human is an animal to them then it is to be met with similar reverence.
>>150690517Heh, it do be like this.
Elf comic makes me laugh.
>>150695340It will be one of lost mysteries to history on how the author missed this low hanging fruit for the comic.
>>150689862Yes, very much so.
>>150687973/our/ elf will make human a fantastic wife some day.
>>150691101Oh come on both of them are way too cute here.
>>150689794How would that even work and would she even accept it?
>>150696715no one said anything about consent.
>>150695994Yes, people love drawing cute fan art of those two.
>>150696861But then again, the author plays on this ambiguous relationship a lot, too.
>one joke
Elf is very fuckable
>>150696923Litteraly yes. And people (myself included) enjoy it. It's a little, unpretentious webcomic, quite funny and lighthearted. What's wrong with that?
>>150696923and that's the best
>>150696923It's a modern classic. Macha and all that.
>>150697001Go back to /thlg/ You Ima loving fuck.
>>150696943Nothing's wrong with it. I just don't see the appeal.
is this thread just an excuse to talk about horny elves?... because if it is, i'm totally down for it.
>>150697086Yeah, nothing suits everyone. But that's okay.That's wy I like internet and webcomics, I have hundreds of works to choose from, and honestly, the vast majority leave me indifferent at best.
>>150696923your reaction pic kinda validates it
>>150687973how do I cope will never being able to hold an elf ?
>>150696928Why did she brushed her fingers and toes?>>150696861Nice try but she's flat chested.
>>150697246chuckled sensibly
>>150697246cute actually, this one has legs
>>150687973She might be trying to compensate how she feels unelvish in her deformity by striking out against the race she feels is less elvish and which she believes is the opposite of Elves .Like a reverse Sergey Taboritsky .Also , she has a crush on the Human .
>>150697107Sauce on greentext?
I finally had to put my human down. I'd been denying it for awhile but today I knew it was time. They protested of course, said it was only a bit of sag from middle age but it was clear they were in pain.
>>150697390>Nice try but she's flat chested.Yeah that's why she dreams herself this way>>150697390>Why did she brushed her fingers and toes?because she's sexo
>>15069750010/10 would
>>150691860Translation? I can't read communism
The pink haired elf girl in the leaf cape is the cutest
>>150696923So was Krazy Kat, yet a lot of folks consider it the greatest comic strip ever written.
>>150697116>the vast majority leave me indifferent at best.Personally I'm a big believer in Sturgeon's Law; 90% of everything, regardless of genre or medium, is slop. There's only two reasons it seems like we're innundated with slop now: 1, slop gets forgotten more often while people put active effort into preserving the classics, so as time goes on the record of what was created in a certain time period gets polished. And 2, we are living in the information age, where the sheer volume of [content] in general is absurd. The benefit is that there's multiple new classics coming out practically every year since 1990, but the drawback is that there's still 90% slop, so finding those classics can be legitimately difficult.
>>150697500Too perky
>>150697086>what if I took a whacky gremlin character with ren n stimpy close ups...and made them a tsundere girlit's a smart triangulation and the guy has the talent to pull it off. you can turn your nose up at it but the appeal is obvious.
>>150687973Shit comic
>>150687973>>150696884>>150695340>>150693693>>150692061I'm sick of Elves!
>>150701297I fucking hate elves.
>>150697500This guy draws the best sticc
>>150701297Being real, so am I. They’re everywhere these last 4-5 years. What caused the sudden resurgence?
>>150688318Idk I guess she is a midget
>>150701297>AlfHeh.
>>150701297>Fat elf>Human hating Elf>Alf>Demon hating Elf>Cookie Elf>Elf Practice>Not an Elf>Hobbitses>Perfidious elf>Slave Elf>Sportacus?>Gay elf>Elf on a rack>WELL EXCUUUUUSE ME>Aforementioned Rack Elf>Don't know>RunescapeTheres a whole lot of not elves on this fuckin list
>>150690107>dwarf sounds like simon from the yogscast...Yeah, same. Haven't watched a video in over 10 years, but yeah.
>>150687973>take her fucking rags off
>>150687973wtf?
>>150699467Option 3 - We live in an age of algorithmic content targeting, where companies target you with their low effort slop because it's cheaper to make.
>>150687973I wish he'd do more future wife
>>150695629>intentionally passes on obvious joke>everyone responds to the comic with the obvious joke>engagement go up
>>150701782Anon, companies have ALWAYS targeted you with low effort slop. Their whole motive is to maximize profits and minimize costs.
>>150695629you do realize it's the lotr isildur meme reference
>>150695340
>>150690107>orc sounds like patrick warburtonShit, now I can't unhear it. Thanks! (And this thanks was unironic, I love Patrick)
>>150687973why the fuck the human sounds like zimsomeone please edit this comic to replace him with zim
>>150696923>i have a 3 joke laugh limit
>>150703278I like to assume this is some sort of commune all the races send their weirdest, least-functional members to.>Human dirt farmer who has no pride or aesthetics and lives a near-monastic life of deliberate poverty>Elf who's super racist and loves causing diplomatic incidents>Dwarf who refuses to wear clothes and cannot comprehend anything other than digging>Orc as the somewhat overly enthusiastic overseer/caretaker
>>150687973Spankings are the answer. Frequent, in public, and bare assed.
500 of these and they still haven't been funny once, insane
>>150703436I like the way you think. I can get behind this.
>>150687973What was the reward? I'm not being coy, I legit want to know what High Priestess thought fitting for a mortal.
>>150703528It was the pat on the back
>>150703552What a gyp!
>>150703568That's not so bad. Imagine having a diplomatic corps make a stop by your house and going "Nice job, we love what you've done with the place!"
>>150694696Human would never swear!
>>150695629>>150702693What was the obvious joke then? Nay instead of neigh?
>>150703645
>>150696923Best comic
>>150690107>elf sounds like pearlI think I love this head canon. All the snootiness her voice can bring pushed to eleven and then filtered through this weird miniature elf creature. I'd love to hear that.
>>150702869And the meme still comes across with using "Neigh" instead of "No" like the author originally did.The anon posted edit is 100x better for it.
>>150701297Sportacus was an elf?
>>150701297>Potato elfNice. She cute.
>>150703774What that anon posted is an edit. This was the original third panel.
>>150704338In the original Icelandic play
>>150696923>I DON'T KNOW WHY
>>150698891>You seriously think you can beat us? You, filthy animals? (typical filthy animal)>we do not get old, our knowledge extends over millenia>dragons, rmor of giants, unbeatable armies>ancient magic, power you could only dream of>what do you stupid monkeys have capable of intimidating us?>uh well...>we're still prettier than you
>>150695654Dude, I love the High Priestess. She adds such a good layer to the dynamic. Plus she's cute.
>>150701297>fat elf based
>>150690517For some reason this made me actually lough out loud, im not joking
>>150704648That character's name is mr moneyfucker
>>150697246Could you make a version with "posts" instead of "threads" and "(you)" instead of "bump"? Pretty please.
>>150704684It's a good name
>>150697850probably random /tg/ posts
>>150704684
>>150688318She is the branch of elf that kidnaps, pranks, kills or rapes humans, in any order, while the rest are tolkienesque elves.
>>150689943Dwarf Uncle Grandpa, Orc Mr. Gus
>>150701297Did anyone actually read the Lord of the ring series book by Tolkien?
>>150705413tbf tolkienesque elves have been known to do all of that too (they can rape but then are forced to forever have sex only with the rapee)
>>150691101
>>150701297I really don't understand why Frodo is there and not Legolas.
Why are they like this.
>>150688298No, there are jokes! Well, one. There is ONE joke. Though it's not exactly original, even shit like spongebob does that ONE joke while also having other jokes.
>>150705985Cute (she's thinking about the wedding night)
>>150706110The only time you grant that Spongebob does a variety of comedy is to insult elf comic - since apparently you put all your effort into attacking independent artists first (obvious self-interest)
>>150705993Hobbits are folklorically speaking one flavor of elves anyway, as are dwarves
>>150690107I kinda heard elf as Fink from OK KO
>>150705993It's from this videohttps://youtu.be/I3g6mFI4Fug?si=VgiqoH7XK2knefsq
>>150689943Elf is Among Us Girl.Human is Hank HillDwarf is Groundskeeper WillieOrc is Grounder from Sonic
>>150703109who made this edit?
>>150687973I like how simple the art style is in these. Allows for some very exaggerated poses and moments.
>>150688112No I want to believe they are being sincere, I am tired of everything being subverted
>>150696923This is our sunday paper strips son, you wouldn't understand.
>>150706520It's pretty clear all characters are good natured dunces, except the crazy racist elf gremlin
>>150707251yes hence why I was disagreeing with him
>>150689910>>150689943Dwarf sounds like Brian BlessedOrc either sounds like that guy from Arcanum or sonic the hedgehog (newer ones)
>>150691217Merrivius is a Finnish, probably the Swedish kind so yes he is very elflike. Not the nu-tolkien kind of course, the mystical and mischevious stock that you'd find in a fable, or perhaps even akin to the knight Elegast.
>>150697107>>150697304>>150706093>>150687973Elves are custom built for human men
>>150701297 Sportacus was an elf???
>>150708268>this human is the most vile thing I've ever seen, but he was a bitchin' cape.
>>150708196Scandi elves are called tonttu/tomte/nisse. I that's his twitter icon
>>150688112I don't think they're pretending to be nice, they're genuinely impressed. But impressed in the same way we are when a chimp uses sticks as tools.
>>150709731Cute. Both of them
>>150688318She's still fairly young compared to the others
>>150689943Just sort-of made up voices except for the dwarf, who I read strictly in Gimli's voice.
>>150701472>>150704338>>150708704His original name is Íþróttaálfurinn, literally "The sports elf".
>>150697500based mossa I'd have him draw children's history school books
>>150689910elf-amy poehlerhuman-will Arnettdwarf-VA who plays Billy's dad, but with his serious voice
>>150710276meant to>>150689943
>>150708827That's only true for christmas elves, unless we are using Elf in the catch-all way where almost all magical creatures apply(technically a thing here).Elves at least in Swedish folklore tend to either be human-sized beings that dance in the fields among, or much smaller human-like people.Nisse/Tomte are their own separate thing, and garden gnome decorations are considered garden "Nisse", at least in Sweden.
>>150704355Which isn't even the original line. What he/she? referenced is Aragorn's ""For Frodo!" stand against the forces of Mordor, which itself does reference(at least cinematokinographically) Isildur's refusal to part with the One Ring at the end of the second age.
>>150704502A nuclear bomb is objectively not a bad argument.
>>150704502Lmao so the fucking gif is perfect actually isn't it?
>>150703760Better?
>>150709731I wish elves were real bros...
>>150709731I love the idea of there being two races of elves, one on the left being the 'classic' style that is calm, knowing, solemn, with the right being some demi-elves with chips on their shoulders Dwarven holds couldn't cut, desperately aiming their inferiority complexes at humans.
>>150688751this only implies that aliens have visited earth enough times for him to see one
>>150689943Dwarf always read it like in a captain caveman voicehuman and orc are undefined while elf probably tara strong
>>150704541the high priestess has the patience of a saint because there's no way that elf is still alowed to live with them
>>150691780duuuude i'm also a high elf if you know what I mean hahaha
>>150690517and the rich wonder why people hate them
>>150714707Unbelievable. You try and do something good for the poors and this is how they react?
>>150714707Because you are a jealous retard.There is zero reason to hate rich people.
>>150690517This is actually funny.
>>150712445Yes.
>>150687973>mortalsWait, elf is immortal? Will she watch the human get old and die? How many times has she love-hated humans before the events of the comic?
>>150704420>it doesn't really matter how hard you try
>>150714994D'OHOHOHOHOHO
>>150706258That was cool.
>>150714994YWNBR
>>150696923You forget the time a second joke has hit the comic
>>150706363I did :)
>>150687973>shack where he does Human StuffThe elf is named 'Human Stuff'?
>>150691860What are these? Slavic runes?
>>150697246based
>>150716318>>>150704502
>>150689943they all sound like eric idle
>>150716386
>>150706093>Implying that's an elf
I've seen few cosplays of elf. Truly an icon of our time
>>150689910Elf has an Argentinian accent, Orc Spaniard, Dwarf Neutral and the Human speaks like a dork
>>150702171Future Wife bricked after she tried and failed to connect to the manufacturer's authentication servers that don't exist yet.
Mythologically. What are Elves actually like, accurately?
>>150706520You can be sincere and still be condescending"Oh look, that savage black man knows how to use forks and knives to eat, he almost looks human doing that"
>>150719630okay, I get it, people can be shit, can you not
>>150719572Trickster fairies.
>>150719572Have you seen Harry Potter? That's pretty much what mythological elves looked like before Tolkien. In one old Soviet adaptation of The Lord of the Rings, the wood elves are also depicted as ugly, blue goblins.
>>150719572scandis take on the celtic concept of the fae (invisible trickster spirits that can royally fuck you up if you don't give them due respect) through some sort of cultural osmosis.could be that fae are entirely germanic and the irish only adopted it post-migrations, but who knows.
>>150687973ONE
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This one made me laugh
>hahah what a shit comic. it's just meme faces.>oh its that elf comic again may as well hate follow the thread>well okay that one was actually kind of funny and the elf is cute at least right heh>oh no. oh no no no i'm actually enjoying something genuinely?? even if its not objectively "good?"we were the elf all along bros....
She's so cute I wanna kiss her hard
>>150720417>>150720432>>150720449>>150720464The just fate for all Tsunderes
>>150720556You may be onto something here, anon...
>>150720417>>150720432>>150720449>>150720464Given the lifespan of humans, soon (soon by her standards) she'll have to start hanging out with this guy's son.
>>150720802I think in fiction Tsunderes are kinda cuteBut IRL Tsunderes are so fucking anoying, holy shit! They deserve everything bad, that happens to them
>>150720417>>150720432>>150720449>>150720464based. now let's get art of the galadriel knock-off cucking her
>>150720846how do we know it's not multiple generations of the same bloodline?
>>150720556It sucks you in
>>150695629author is ESL
>>150720417>>150720432>>150720449>>150720464cute
>>150687973>Hold her down!To do... what, exactly?
>>150722035tickling
