How was Car Jesus crucified? It seems hard to kill a car by nailing it to a piece of wood.
Don't question, just consume.
Nailed through the tyre walls
His wheels were removed and his chassis was welded to the cross
>there were car crusades
>>150691005A car bear eating car children, if the car Bible is true.
>>150691014KEK
>>150691005the birth of tanks
>>150691014Holy kek
So all they explain all the rapes in biblical car history?
>>150691014Reminds me of that Spongebob image that pops up on /co/ threads every now and then, where Spongebob and Squidward are edited to become Klan members.
>>150690961>>150691014kek
How did the car Holocaust happen? Is Zyklon B cyanide toxic to cars? Car exhaust fumes already have cyanide in them.
armored glass on the popemobile means somebody actually tried to assassinate the cars pope
>>150691078It can still work as they are naturally aspirated engines. Just remove oxygen with a gas of your choice and they will suffocate
>>150691085A Turkish hitman car who repented and thirty years later asked to meet Car Francis, who denied his request.
>>150691085I don't know why people find this concept so shocking when the movie the pope+popemobile comes from is the one where multiple cars are murdered on-screen, including one by feiry torture
>>150691014>he seized up for our sins
>>150691203no one sane watched Cars 2
Car Hitler's aryan ideal was a VW Beetle.
>>150691240Flat 4 air cooled engine, as all things should be...
>>150691240
How did cars came to be in this setting?Did a primordial race construct them, gave them sentient life and then left?Did they achieve sentience and revolted to replace their former human masters?Did a bunch of wood, bone and rock spontaneously coalesced into vehicle ancestors that looked like Flintstones cars, which then evolved into more complex forms?
>>150691269Car God created car Adam and car Eve.
>>150691269cars always existed since the early days
>>150691278Lol, the tiny front wheels
>>150691078>How did the car Holocaust happen?Air fresheners, the ones you hang from your rear view mirror.
>>150691078Adolf Beetler forced all the jewmobiles onto the impound lots and put ball bearings in their gas tanksGas the bikes,race car now !
>>150690954Garbage compactor
>>150691078OK, maybe I'll believe 20 cars were crushed in an hour, but 100 cars a day, 24/7 for 2 years? that's ridiculous
>>150690954He went through a Roman chop shop
>>150692081>20 cars in an hour>24 hours in a day>480 cars per 24 hour period>100 in a day would be just over 4 cars an hour
