>DUDE! Black magic and Satan are totally real!>God and religion are fake, though. Crosses only work because vampires are afraid of right angles.>Islam is okay, though, PBUH.Why are Br*tish writers like this?
Because atheists have religious trauma (they had to get up early on Sundays).
>>150695898Warren Ellis was actually molested though.
>>150695713>God and religion are fake, though.Some characters might feel this way but others don't (like Sypha). I'd say the Christian God is absent or distant in this show rather than he doesn't exist at all.>Crosses only work because vampires are afraid of right angles.This gets walked back in Nocturne. I figured it was something leftover from when Ellis was on the show's writing team.
This cartoon literally ended up being what your typical boomer Christian thinks all anime is.
>>150695713>Islam is okay, thoughYou want the true and honest answer? There are muslim jehovah's witnesses who interrupt them in the middle of stacking funko pops
>>150695898Based reason. You get two days off as a kid and you still have to go to some place you don't give a shit about on one of those days? Fuck that.
>>150696253Faggot
>>150696253>nooooo please mommy don't make me clean myself off and put on khakis and a polo NOOOOOOOOOOO I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAANE
>>150695713The militant atheist ego is so fragile that they can't even let God exist in a fictional fantasy world full of magic and monsters.
>>150695713Netflix actually. This is the normal morality of every single show on Netflix.
religion and the church are a scam tho. you don't have to be british to know that.
>>150695713>I could pee in a bucket & say it's beer.This was written by a 13 year old.
>>150696344Nancy Pelosi went to a couple of Jim's services. Basically all Democrats where friends of his.
>>150696369and?
>>150696491Whataboutism isn't an argument.
>>150695713>Crosses only work because vampires are afraid of right angles.The fuck? Did they really steal a plot point from Peter Watts' Blindsight?
>>150696491Kys troon
>>150695713>MAGAs continued to be victimized by everything
>>150696541Yeah but it was retconned in the sequel series because it just didn't make any sense
>>150696584Cope tranny
>>150695713>Why are Br*tish writers like this?Unironically because of Freemasonry.
Millennial writers only know sarcasm, cynicism, and subversion. Ironically everything has become stagnant and cliche" "We should make the church evil, what a twist!""The bad guy is a bloodthirsty tyrant? No, let's make him Morally Grey Character™ ""Wouldn't it be hilarious if we made everyone swear in this medieval fantasy setting?""Hmm, no LGBT. I should add some buggery, that'll show the chuds!"
>>150696617Ellis is early Gen X.
>>150696603>AHHH!!! THE 0.1% OF THE POPULATION I MASTURBATE TO EXISTS!!!!
>>150696491You think pedophilia is okay if it's your side or its gay. Your kind are not welcome here.
McCarthy was right.
>>150696727Stop projecting
>>150696767Atheist societies indoctrinate youth with racial guilt and homosexuality.
>>150696763>we must hide the Epstein files we promised to release because we realize most of us are in them, with photos and videos raping and murdering children. We'll deflect from Trump being a corrupted pedophile by pointing to Biden being platonically affectionate with children and claiming Biden could've released the files at any time despite us promising to day one
>>150695713>>God and religion are fake, though. Crosses only work because vampires are afraid of right angles.Did you even watch the show? There was a priest who was able to make holy water because he was the only priest in town who wasn't a thug in a robe or a megalomaniacal cunt, so holy stuff actually works, but only if you're not on God's naughty list. The demons got into the church that the Bishop was hiding in because, as Blue Eyes pretty much said, God was so fucking pissed off at the Bishop that He revoked His divine protection to let the demons into the church to kill the asshole.
>>150695713wow this board must really be out of shit to talk about if you faggots are still seething over this mediocre crap.>>150696321But God does exist in the show. You'd know that if you watched it and/or weren't retarded.
>>150696783>Biden being platonically affectionate with childrenYes sniffing lil girl's hair is "platonic" .
>>150696806Well if you have evidence, why isn't Biden facing criminal charges?
>>150696790>God was so fucking pissed off at the Bishop that He revoked His divine protection to let the demons into the church to kill the asshole.You're forgetting him making Holy Water as a zombie.
>>150696790Oh wait it's Blue Fangs but my point still stands.>>150696795God does exist but His patience isn't as infinite as His power. Piss him off too much and He'll remind you what He was like before having a kid mellowed Him out.
>>150696806>AHHH LET'S SEND TROOPS TO PORTLAND AND CHICAGO TO DEFLECT FROM TRUMP HAVING A STOKE AND PISSING HIMSELF DURING THE GENERALS MEETING
>>150696825If God is all good, he cannot be all powerful. If God is all powerful... well you'll get zombie priests.
>>150696815Same for trump, just show the evidence. And then fail to rationalize why the democrats didnt use it against trump the 4 years Biden was in office. Go ahead, do it.
>>150696830Biden literally shat himself infront of the French president.
>>150696837>God is all good, he cannot be all powerfulWrong
>>150696839Katie Johnson was threatened with murder by Israeli agents and had to recant. Kash Patel and Pam Bondi are hiding tens of thousands of pages and other files collected during the Epstein investigation. Trump thought he could release some while hiding his own involvement however he and his cabinet members appear so frequently in everything it's impossible to scrub them out without leaving massive holes.
>>150696825>You're forgetting him making Holy Water as a zombie.Hmm, yes, and what happened next? Who got dunked to death in that holy water?
>>150696854Then why does Satan and Demons exist?
>>150696870>Missing the point.How can a Zombie make Holy Water?
>>150696883Daddy issues.
>>150696889Because he ostensibly served a god who, being omniscient, knows what he'll do with that holy water, and said god has a better sense of humor than most of His worshippers (how else do you explain the platypus?), so He probably thought it would be really fucking funny.
>>150696883Why shouldn't they?
>>150696883They are fallen angels
>>150696937No, no, Satan didn't fall, he just left Heaven in such a rush that it looked like he was falling.
>>150696922>>150696937God allows them to exist? Then he is not all good.
There are no gods ur devils and s hence vast religions is retarded.Ive been dead and Ivecseen things in death and life, well dream, that has shown me miraculous awful things. Youre worshipping slave cults designed to bind your souls to delusions if their creation. Will and intention are the key to changing reality and fateLolJust kidding.
>>150696883self-shaming people into behaving wasnt working too well so the storm demon tribe nicked the idea of a main adversary behind all the other evils from their neighbors
>>150696952>God allows them to exist? Then he is not all good.
>>150696869>Source>It just KNOW ok?
>>150696952In some interpretations Satan is the accuser, the tester of faith. Basically the Bad Cop to God's Good Cop.
>>150696946K
>>150697009Should've known a Screwtape reference would go over everyone's heads.
>>150696985There's loads of information on Katie Johnson and others threatened by Mossad agents. Reminder, Trump was introduced to Mossad Agent Robert Maxwell by his mentor Roy Cohn in the 1970s. At the same time he befriend a rising star in NYC Jeff Epstein - finding their attraction to young models to be a great common interest. They leveraged their connection to John Casablancas to run orgies on underaged girls for years in NYC under the guise of modeling pagents and events. Then they all befriend Robert's daughter Ghislaine and the events move south to Mar a Lago where Trump routinely raped children with Epstein. While they had a falling out over a real estate deal - Jeff was still a member at Mar a Lago until his death in 2019.
>>150696979Basically. The idea of dualism with Satan is pure bullshit. It's a misappropriation of the scripture and the unfortunate influence of Manicheanism in European Christianity to somehow make Satan God's adversary and not a direct agent of God's will.
>>150697062Man, goddamn South Park answered the question.>Without evil there can be no good so it must be good to be evil sometimes.If there's no evil then free will doesn't exist. There has to be an actual choice, not a JRPG "but thou must" choice.
>>150695713The Tavistick Institute convinced post-war British generations that it was cool and smart to rebel against traditional culture and Christianity so they could trick them into voluntarily turning the UK into the globohomo hellscape it is now. It's started to backfire recently, and British zoomers have started going to church again, usually Catholic or Pentacostal churches because of how pozzed the Anglican church is now.
>>150697118Catholics are still covering up sexual abuse by its priests. They spend billions every year in settlements.
>>150697129Synagogues are worse.
>>150697142>yeah but>>150697146Uh huh. Robert Morris??
>>150697160>Cohen
>>150696985This is exactly what you'd say to justify your opinion, so don't act upset when others do it.
>>150697099I think that's conflating having a purpose with being "good". What if evil is an unnatural side effect of being good? In that case, evil wouldn't and couldn't be good, but it would exist out of necessity.
>>150697129The majority of accusations against priests are false. The Cardinal Pell fiasco is a good example.
>>150697228Yeah, they don't like the idea that Daddy Trump was banging kids. They look to Trump as an exemplar of Good and Jesus's love despite Trump being a pedophile lol It's why the Judge character from the show really triggers them.
>>150697241>uh the billions the catholics spend on all the children their preists raped is just to settle fake allegations, what about drag queens they said they rape kids on Fox News and OAN!You're a fucking demon.
>>150695713Can we just agree that this fanfiction was terrible.
>>150695713God exists and is a functional part of the universe, false priests cant call upon him, true priests are granted divine protection.Better question is why do you feel the need to defend a corrupt institution that does horrible things to line its own pockets rather than support God?
>>150697129And the current atheist PM of the UK spent his entire career as a state attorney covering up rampant sexual abuse by immigrants and prosecuting native Brits for trying to draw attention to it.
>>150697240It's the other way around. Good is a natural side effect of evil. Think about it: without villains, heroes wouldn't have a whole lot to do, would they?
>>150697280>Better question is why do you feel the need to defend a corrupt institution that does horrible things to line its own pockets rather than support God?Because I envision myself becoming the leader of that organization on account of being an unapologetically self-serving rat.
>>150697292>yeah butSo you're ok with the Church doing it, but upset some Bong did it? Why even bring this up?
>>150697310>heroes wouldn't have a whole lot to do, would they?>cure diseases>save people from burning buildings>build homes for the needy>feed the hungry
>>150697338Do you really want to read comic books about nothing but that?
>>150697358Comics like that do well in Japan and other countries. Get out of the cape ghetto.
>>150697267Bishops used to throw accused priests under the bus and make a quick settlement just to avoid a prolonged legal battle. It had nothing to do with guilt or innocence.https://culturewars.com/news/woody-allen-and-the-double-standardDrag queens and faggots are worse offenders than priests ever were.
>>150697331I'm not okay with faggots like you who buy into the media narrative that this is a uniquely Catholic problem when secular authority figures like teachers and social workers ate far worse offenders.
>>150697375You're missing the point. Good is often a response to evil. Bruce Wayne's parents are shot, he becomes Batman. Peter Parker's uncle is shot, he becomes Spider-Man. Steve Rogers sees Hitler... being Hitler, he becomes Captain America. And so on.
>>150697375Name 10 examples
>>150695713They die to holy weapons and holy water. Anons larping as christfags are so boring. No self-respecting christian shitposts on 4chan. Only bots and morons.
>>150697338You swapped from talking about good/evil as part of reality to entertainment value of stories.
I really like the NES games, Rondo, and SOTN and I was incredibly disappointed with this show. Even worse is that my friends who don't play the games all loved this crap. It was fucking horrendous. I'm glad it didn't have much of an impact and people have already forgotten about it.
>>150697310Evil is a perverted or distorted form of good. It cannot exist by itself.
>>150697142Teachers are worse. Reported child abuse that goes on in schools outnumbers reported abuse that occurs in religious institutions. It NEVER gets reported as frequently or as loudly compared to what priests do because firing a teacher puts a lot more strain on the system.Going to a church/temple/mosque is optional, and you only spend a small part of the day with the guy reading from a book, while there's a lot of adults around. Teachers spend five days a week for six-eight hours around kids effectively acting as a third parent/babysitter while the parents are working or running errands. Most teachers who do abusive shit just end up getting moved elsewhere. The national shortage certainly doesn't help things.>>150697398beat me to it, lol
>>150697431You dont actually know what good and evil are doing you?
>>150695713>God and religion are fake, though. Crosses only work because vampires are afraid of right angles.and yet heaven exists in the series.
>>150697443Attacks Christianity.Christians defendWHOA THERE BUDDY STOP WITH THE RELIGIOSITYStop it.
>>150697385>culturewars
>>150697431>Steve Rogers sees Hitler... being Hitler, he becomes Captain AmericaHe got experimented by the government but the heroic will was already there, still.
>>150697456That's fucking stupid
>>150697456Some people are dicks just because
>>150697456but I thought Evil was the absence of Good
>>150697511That assumes evil is the natural state and good an action to reverse or stymie it.I dislike the philosophical implications in that statement
>>150696113>I'd say the Christian God is absent or distant in this show rather than he doesn't exist at all.They sort of showed that ALL gods are real, and each exist in their own dimension/plane of existence. Mortals on earth go to whichever one you believe in when you die. Old forgotten gods are still "alive" and lounge around in their plane getting mad nobody remembers them.
>>150697531oh no, I was under the impression that Good is the natural state of things, and that when we push ourselves away from it through selfishness, we create Evilso when we don't put out Good and invite Good, all that is left is Evil
>>150696113>>150697553>Anons actually watched the show unlike OPFucking based anons. Have a Shanoa
>>150697398>I'm not okay with faggots like you who buy into the media narrative that this is a uniquely Catholic problemNever said it was, in fact I provided people in both the Mormon faith and the Southern Baptists who do the same thing, and those churches churn out billions as well.>teachers and social workersNice OAN talking points.
>>150695713If you keep making these threads. I am gonna fuck your arse and rape your mouth with my bone cock. Motherfucker cocksucker. Fuck.
>>150697443Rereading Hellsing. Good stuff. It's kind of a shame people don't remember this series as often as Berserk, but the good thing is that this is a complete story.
>>150697398>when secular authority figures like teachers and social workers ate far worse offenders.Your parents don't slap or disown you for going against your teacher.
>>150696190not enough Pokemans for that.
>>150697712But...the drag queens are in fact grooming and raping children.
>>150696617>>150696639why the fuck do we catch strays for 60 year old British men? For fuck's sake I was playing gameboy when Ellis was already published for over 10 years. do zoomers just think Millenials is anyone born after 1965 or do they just not actually know who writes this stuff?
>>150696617Ellis was born in 1968. He's Gen X just like Millar and Ennis and others
>>150697712Damn, that guy looks like the platonic ideal of a child molester
>>150695713You sound upset?
>>150696603>bot response
>theres an entire library dimension, with endless books full of arcane knowledge from all times, places and other dimensions
>>150696369We have already established that being friends with someone means nothing.
>>150695713look at me I'm christain and thus the victim. Sure it's the biggest and most influential religion but I'm the victim because I'm not immune to criticism, parody, or fantasy. whoa is me.
>>150696829>Piss him off too much and He'll remind you what He was like before having a kid mellowed Him out.This is the most cringe sentence in the thread.
>>150696758You projected that onto him because you legitemately think pedophilia is okay when your side does it. Because your side actually does do it.>>150696552More mad at the pedophiia being called out than you are at the pedophilia. What has Trump done to the morality of this country.
>>150698370You actually think people are retarded, or you are paid by the post.
>>150698434Nah, only conservatives are to shill for master Israel.
>>150698453...
>>150695713My biggest gripes with this show were the gratuituous swearing and the fact that gaius baltar sounded like he was half asleep when recording his lines.
>>150696829>Piss him off too much and He'll remind you what He was like before having a kid mellowed Him out.You're essentially saying he'll become jewish again. lmao.
>>150696815MoneyWe've seen the laptop and read budens daughters diary.
>>150698539Stfu larpaganfag
>>150698948You're the one who prefers Jewish God to the teachings of christ. let me guess. you vote trump and also think Israel is our greatest ally.
>>150698924>ze Amerikans aren't buying it, comrade>DOUBLE DOWN ON IT!
>>150698993Nope you mong
>being so mentally ill that you need to defend this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0LhJY3XRwg
>>150699007Cope
>>150699029You can't take it back anon.
>>150697160>>150696584>>150697160>>150699007Reminder Dave simpson AKA gamers on Games has been spamming /co/ and /tv/ for months now.
>>150695713This is the face of the faggot posting all the pro-Charlie Kirk assassination shit on /co/ and /tv/
>>150695713No seriously. Gamers on games/Dave Simpson is why the /co/umblr meme exist. He accidentally exposed himself on /tv/ once. Yes. He posted dick pics on /tv/ by accident.
Dave Simpson mad because his D&D 5E group kicked him out for threatening someone girlfriend for liking Harry Potter.
>>150699078This is a free board so yes
why do castlevania threads always turn into this
>>150695713An undead priest was able to bless an entire river, shut the fuck up you whiny faggot.
>>150695713This show is pure gruel de la goy
>>150695713The show is super duper gay and shit. Atheists who defend it are big homos.
>>150700296That's impossible and makes the Christian god shit into magic powers anyone can do.
>>150695713>God and religion are fake, thoughA holy water exist though.
>>150695713Because the culturally default of cultures like Britain is a positive to neutral view of Christianity, which makes inverting that norm a rich vein to mine for storytelling. This is bolstered by the sense of ownership the writers have over their own culture's religious traditions vs foreign religious traditions. So when we treat the church as a very materialistic force with fallible agents we do it because we know better than to claim earnestly that the church was always benevolent in its mission. This still leaves ground for good people who are Christians though. So again, very rich vein and useful storytelling device. If you swing the opposite direction its quite limiting, for all the church's actions to be morally good you either have to embrace the total evil of it's enemies or censor it's history. One way destroys a major sphere of people and archetypes to draw upon while the other is best left to Bible school programs, thats you know Super Bible Stories crap.
>>150701870Church bad erreyone evil is basic as shit. And is actually the norm and pushed heavily on Netflix....Which heavily pushes and lionizes satanism.It woukd have been ballsier to haveva drunken debauchery former priest who becomes a believer and helps them...what's tgat? Random faggits and satan worshippers is more interesting?Sure okay.
>>150696113>the Christian God is absent or distantWhich is already pretty much a common Christian theology. Not that he's gone, just that he doesn't directly intervene anymore. He has a finely laid plan and/or his plan for creation doesn't include him showing himself directly anymore. God inspires us through his word in the Bible, his as Jesus Christ and through his presence in all humans as the Holy Spirit. God sending some angels to kick vampire ass sounds cute but it's not terribly Christian imho, he's not about that. God's actions in the story are the morally upright actions of all the characters, thats his doing. If you're a Christian that is, and if you're supposing God is canon to this universe. At any rate I don't understand how OP could genuinely be offended by this.
>>150696790Wouldnt this mean that all the demonic terror is God's judgement of wicked men? That even the demons of this universe are ultimately subordinated to God's will and Dracula was never going to succeed at anything besides being God's sword until no longer needed? If I was still Christian, I I'd like that a lot. I don't see the issue OP.
>>150701929Netflix has a host of Christian programs lol. Are you not from a culture with a lot of Christians? Everyone in such a culture exists in a general atmosphere of acceptance to praise for churchfolk because like most people theyre mostly neutral and good. But we also know our history. We know that organized religion, our organized religion, created a lot of terror and acts out of naked self interest very frequently. So while we default to being chill with the church, its still cool to see media that doesn't accept them at face value. And this offers better writing than just saying "dyuuuuuuuh eberyone da choorch killded wuz uh a munsta" so its more popular. Even so Netflix has a lot of Christian programs, you just don't want to watch them. You want to watch Castlevania.
>>150699390>MFW Alucard got buttsexed and moaned like a woman
>>150695713>gay>blackwashing>anti-religious themes despite christianity being a major factor in the game series>alucard getting fucked in the assIt was made by netflix, so it makes sense why these suggested changes were put in place and the source material was discarded. For fans of the Castlevania games though, we can only hope the japs can give us a proper series.
>>150702360Hi op
>>150699390There's not one but TWO threads up right now where at least one insane retard is seething about all conservatives being pedos. It's ridiculous, I don't know why they both haven't been deleted yet.
>>150699390Look at the OP and tell me how could you have a productive conversation from that.
>>150702474Yeah he just wanted to bitch and moan about nonsense, now he's mad that people told him to fuck off. Not every thread is some heavensent piece of "content" lmfao sometimes its just a shitpost.
>>150695713>God and religion are fake, though.Not true, the first series heavily implied the Christian god was real and holy water is shown and used multiple times.
>>150696979WHAT THE FUDGE is going on with the guy left row, second from the top? He's got testicles growing out of his face.
>>150699390A better question: when are amerishits going to sleep so we could have normal threads?
>>150695713>>150696541>because vampires are afraid of right angles.Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that
>>150696584Not even a MIGAtard and even I think the whole "christianity is le bad" discourse of both CV shows was a whole "daring today are we?" moment. You would think the pajeet would stfu but he then doubles down in the DMC show. Good thing by that point people were more verbal in their displeasure, maybe because DMC has more fandom than CV which has been dead for more than a decade.
It's so sad that some people spend their entire lives trying to "fight the 4chans" even through it amounts to nothing in the real world. Its almost as if they want very little of the effort to actually go towards the supposed people that they are fighting for. But I guess even they are egotists to the very end.
>>150695713I watch for SHE~
>>150704249That's social media in general, which I think is the insidious part. We spend time being made aware of opinions and news, but instead of taking action, just leave a comment or a like and call it a day.
