Hardly surprising really given all he has been through. Unironically I really do hope once she is separated from Venom that dylan will do her a favour by killing her or maybe she wil simply kill hereself. Not joking now here anons now more then ever I want MJ to be gone for good.
We know dan, we know.
>>150695797Um, Dylan is specifically telling MJ that she's fine, it's Venom that he's yelling at.>Polish people can't read comics.Oh, that explains his confusion.Also, I think Paul is going to try to rape this kid.
>>150695797Oof, MJ leaving Paul has completely destroyed him, meanwhile MJ is doing better than ever. I guess she's better off without him!
>>150695901Paul has to rape Dylan if he wants to survive. There's no choice for him now.
>>150695797Everyone ignore this thread, this guy disrespects and insults Transformers fans.
>>150695977>this guy disrespects and insults Transformers fans.Even a broken clock is right twice a day after all
>>150695977WTF? Thanks for letting me know, man. I could never respect a man who doesn't respect the Transformers. Gwenschizo should kill himself!
>>150695977Try ignoring this pal oh by all means do post Gwen banging Norman we Gwen fags don't really care since it is no longer canon. But this on the other hand is and it will remain canon for good.
>>150696036>The Gwenschizo thinks his fanfiction is canon.Sad!
>>150695977Idw isnt transformers but a gay opera with robotsBack in my day starscream was raped for disciplinary reasons
>>150695797Maybe he should rape her
>>150695977>insults Transformers fans.QRD?
>>150695797Make dylan new spider man,have multiversal ice put miles in jail and deport him into the debris field that was ultimate earthAnd give wolverine a fattest cigar you can fit on page
>>150696075She may be dead yes but the marriage is gone for good OMD will not get udone. Why do you care anyway? what does it matter now? MJ and paul are no longer a pair that is true but the fact that she left peter for him is still a thing and there is no fixing that.
>>150696338>More fanfiction.Do you ever shut up about your My Immortal tier trash that was written on a dirty napkin in some rundown diner in Poland?
>>150696338They're still married in Ultimate! Brace yourself for some terrible news during New York Comic Con next week Gwenschizo...
>>150695797/ss/ is the only answer
>>150696364And what does that matter? Ultimate is not 616 and another to bear in mind USM is coming to a end real soon and then you will have nothing left but shitty ASM
>>150696357Oh please spare me the bullshit the polish did not write that shit so stop blaming them for something they have nothing to do with.
>>1506965666160 is the only universe that matters. 616 is non-canon.
>>150696615It's all Polish people's fault that Spider-Man comics are bad, CB Cebulski is Polish and Gwenschizo is Polish these are not coincidences.
>>150696740I hate Polish people.>>150696566It's getting relaunched after Endgame dumb, ugly Polack.
>>150696740Dan Slott and Joe Quesada aren't Polish.
>>150696665The endgame event will be the end of 6160 the maker is going to wipe away that place.R.I.P.
>>150696765They are. They're Polish and they fuck children.
>>150696784It was the only way to get rid of 6160's Polish people. They're just the worst.
>>150696764>It's getting relaunched after Endgame dumb, ugly Polack.Not bloody likely retard given there has been no word of a relaunch so far.
>>150696810New York Comic Con is next week tick tock getting nervous yet??? You seem scared, you seem frightened.
>>150696824*yawn* bedtime grandpa you are very tired now.
>>150696834>The schizo thinks this actually works.What a retard!
>>150696834It's only 2 PM in real countries hahastay awake and drink lots of coffee
Why is Gwen so popular among Polish pedophiles? She seems like a stupid whore to me. I like Spider-Gwen better.
>>150696797>>Quesada>> Hispanic surname>> Polish Were you dropped in a methhouse at birth or at a dumpster during your mom's prom night?
>>150696916He was forced to take his wife's name.
>>150696916>methhousePolish people build those instead of schools or libraries.
Built to be a MILF
>>150696309The schizo kept spamming storytimes and after I reported them and jannies did fuck all, I decided to storytime The Night Gwen Stacy Died and during said storytime, I made some commentary about the final battle with Peter and Norman and quoted Transformers. The schizo made some comment and we proceeded to clown on the schizo.
>>150697252lol Polish people are so sad
So how does Spider-Man have a secret identity anyway if Mary Jane Watson and Black Cat are both known to be connected to him? They don't have more than 5 people overlapping in their peer groups.
>>150697879It’s his gimmick as at this point he’s like the only hero with a secret identity
>>150695797>Now
Oh for fuck's sake fuck off with your fucking samefag jerkoff bait thread, schizo schizo.
>>150695977Wait, classic Welles Unicron or nutrannies brought up on explosionsbay?
>>150696515Paul isn't a pedo
>>150700070He is, though.
>>150699534>st-stop being mean to Gwenschizo! A-also he isn't ruh-real>Oh, the thread itself is fine, I'm just really sick of the guy mocking him, is anyone else just really tired of that guy, and not the retard causing all the trouble in the first place? Not him, just the guy making fun of him ONLY.
>>150700376Even if he were real, you post five to ten times for his one, obviously replying to yourself over and over and over, filling probably years of threads with an autistic freakout about a shitty poster.Maybe there was once a Polish guy, but now, it's pretty obviously you.
>>150700821>No I don't have a problem with the schizo, only with anyone who belittles the schizo. I-it's totally only going to make things worse because he'd have stopped posting on his own otherwise! I-it's only been five years. We should just bend over backwards and let him do as he pleases. Maybe if I stand up for him enough he'll let me suck his dick.
>>150700871The Gwenschizo's new gimmick is to fix his grammar and accuse other people of being him while melting down. So on top of screaming at the people mocking him, he's also going to be ranting at everyone who engages with him, accusing him of being himself. This is as close as his stunted mind can get to 4D chess.
>>150700821Why do you always accuse other people of being the schizo but for some reason, never ever accuse the schizo himself of being a fraud in the first place? You don't engage with that retard at all, and you only deign to harass the people who insult him. I just think it's a bit odd and felt I should ask with regards to that, god bless.
>>150701007>>150700821Strange how he shut the fuck up the second people seemed suspicious of his intentions or his gimmick... interesting...
>>150697019Lovely freckles~
>>150701007>>150700912>>150700871Why would you accuse a sock puppet of anything? Change your head bandage. I don't care. Even if he were real, people make retarded threads all day long. But the "pedophile" obsessive will hop in and make ten, twenty posts, often 3 to 5 in a row. He'll start whole new threads just to bait "him". He'll bump the threads with samefagging. Malkovitch, Malkovitch, Malkovitch. All day long.
>>150702637>Guh-guh-guys I'm telling you, the ruh-ruh-retard isn't a big deal, and puh-puh-probably. I-it's only the people annoyed with huh-huh-him. So stuh-stuh-stop being mean to him, he's nuh-nuh-not the problem, uh-uh-everyone else is.Okay
>>150702637>>150702669>only three minutes apartHe's responding to himself while accusing everyone else of being samefags, oh my fucking god.
>>150702669I have literally never once suggested people stop being mean. You're rhetorically brain dead, so the only thing you can imagine doing is straw manning.I'm simply pointing out that the "gwenschizo" makes no fucking sense. It makes no sense for a polish guy old enough to have strong opinions about a character that died in 1973 to hop on 4chan to post unpopular opinions ineptly and accidentally reveal that he's a pedophile.Now, a guy that strawmans and samefags here all day every day creating for himself an easy mark, a detestable thing to accuse and link to everything he hates? That makes a lot of sense.
>>150702743So you're going to accuse everyone who ends up engaging with a retard obsessively mining for 'yous' to secretly be him, but also you're not going to bother the guy himself and will in fact salute him and suck him off whenever he pops by.Sure, that makes sense. It isn't fucking obnoxious at all. You totally aren't a retard trying to bandwagon on another retard in the most retarded way possible, while being insufferably self-righteous at everyone else all the while. Well, go ahead, your retarded gimmick is going to get drowned out by a far more prolific retard anyways. So, MALKOVICK MALDOBICK MALVOBITCH!
>>150695797OP is not only a fag, but he can't even read the page he posted
>>150702743I think you're literally just the Gwenschizo guy feeling out a new gimmick because you're frustrated that the old one has become a joke at your expense.
>>150702798It's amazing that you can write without being able to read.Again.Why would a rational actor engage with someone else's fictional construct. Why would I bully this fictional "Polack", who doesn't seem to have any characteristic eastern European language quirks? Why would I suck "him" off? I don't engage with him at all, because he's not real. Desperately whining that I won't engage with a fiction makes you look brain damaged and unwell. You want to argue I'm wrong, by all means, go ahead, but generally this crowd could be dropped in a vat of needles and not find a point.All gimmicks get drowned out by the pedo obsessive.
>>150702855>>150702680And I think you're probably just the regular pedo obsessive trying to get under my skin with "my schtick". Unlikely to work, but bravo to you for trying something newish if derivative.
>>150702908So you won't get pissy at the guy doing the fake gimmick, but you will piss your pants and try to harass anyone who is vaguely annoyed with the first retard, because even though he's inciting this shit he's faking it and therefore either above or beneath any form of criticism.You seem really, really smart!
>>150702948Well, I personally think the real problem is that you're a self-righteous and self-important cunt on top of everything else too.
>>150702957You seem upset. And unable to read.Again. I'm not engaging with a fiction. He's not real. And by extension, engaging with you is even more effective than engaging with him.Since "he" is a strawman, formed from a collection of things you hate, joining you in bagging on him would be gratifying to you. I don't want to gratify you. You can suck yourself off, I want no part of it.I don't know how smart anyone seems on 4chan, but I'm capable of following a laboriously reiterated point, which leaves me pretty comfortable in our interpersonal comparison.
>>150702957Even a cursory glance at his rationale is batshit lunacy and basically amounts to 'anyone who expresses any irritation regarding the schizo is secretly the schizo, but I also have to obsessively shield him because he's just a silly fictional character you guise.' Because LARPing as a retard is not a problem, but being annoyed at the guy LARPing as a retard is a huge problem that he has to shit his pants over.' And now he's falling apart because his pseudointellectual self-righteous horseshit can't stand up to any basic critique.
>>150702973Calling me self-righteous and self important when your whole ass is being publicly traded for beans is a level of self own you don't actually have to do to yourself.
>>150695901>Um, Dylan is specifically telling MJ that she's fine,Learn to read, anon. The "I'll see your host later. No way around that - at least for now." is clearly showing than Dylan hates MJ too. He doesn't want to ever see her again either, but he's stuck having to because he lives at her place.If your takeaway from this page is "Dylan is cool with MJ", your reading comprehension is so dogshit, its a miracle you even know how to read.
>>150703015Okay so you're saying it's perfectly okay for me to LARP as a Polish child molester obsessed with Gwen Stacy, but the moment anyone tells me to shut the fuck up, they are actually secretly also me and that's your cue to lose your fucking mind. Not the shit I was doing before, but, only ever the shit I am supposedly doing in response to... myself???I think you're just trying to bullshit me! I think you're just trying to bullshit me and you're getting mad that it doesn't hold up under even a child's idea of scrutiny.
>>150703042NTA, but he seems much more focused on Venom over MJ regardless and you seem very invested in justifying OP's incoherent babble.
>>150703026Transparent samefag.There's no shielding. Again, I don't interact with the fiction. I'm not running interference, and only you, who are just losing your fucking mind that the deflection isn't working, would really struggle with that idea. A new conversant would come in with a fresh take, not the same one you've been losing your mind and dignity on for an hour.
>>150703037I'm serious. You strike me as a middle school hall monitor and all your posts just read as if you're wheezing big asthmatic gasps before puffing your inhaler before pushing your glasses up your nose to tell everyone what-for.
>>150703053It holds up to scrutiny just fine, but you wouldn't know, since you seem to be pretty incapable of it.
>>150703070So again, you're saying you'll leave the schizo alone because he's not a problem, but anyone responding the schizo is secretly the schizo, and only then does it ever become a problem. That's your grand thesis, chief?
>>150703085What a fun visual. Go on. Tell me more about your imaginary enemies.
>>150703099The schizo is totally fine, but anyone who mocks or belittles the schizo is not fine, because they're also secretly the schizo and that's suddenly not fine. Got it. Thanks, homie!
>>150703121How do you know for sure that anyone who responds to the schizo is actually secretly the schizo? You just seem to have a lot of paranoiac assumptions because the first guy is 'so retarded' that he can't possibly be real. But regardless of him being real or not, I don't think there's any basis to assume that literally everyone who has the temerity to tell him 'fuck off, retard' is secretly him. I think that telling the first guy to fuck off is an entirely natural response but for some reason, you seem to be really dead-set against the idea. It's weird. You're weird.
>>150703111I'm imagining the kind of apologies your mother must have made to your teachers. You really seem to struggle.I'm leaving the schizo alone because he's not real.There's a problem, and it's you. The schizo, and you, together, as a unit which is one person, is the problem. Not everyone who responds to the "schizo" is you, but a large amount of it is.
>>150703147Telling him to "fuck off retard" is not what the pedo obsessive does, though. It's a protracted engagement. A drive to make a fiction of it all. Tell and reify the legend of the "polish pedophile Paul lover".
>>150703150>I'm leaving the schizo alone because he's not real.Your argument is that it's only ever been one person anyways! Telling the first guy to fuck off is no different from telling the second guy to fuck off, because in YOUR argument, it's only ever just this one guy anyways you incompetent, fat-fingered faggot! Methinks you've got a lot of secondary gain wrapped up here and it's better to be up-front about it. You're annoyed with people who mock and belittle the schizo, and you're far more annoyed with them than you are the schizo himself. You think that if we just ignore the schizo, he'll go away, so the *real* problem is anyone trying to clown on him and that's why you're hyperfixating on them.Except that doesn't work and the schizo's never going away regardless, maybe you should just let people have what fun with the little retard that they can because he's going to be here and do the same shit anyways! At least when he's the OP of his own threads, they act as perfectly viable containment for him.
>>150695797Literally not what the page shows.>>150695886>Trying to spread some of the blame to Dan SlottOhhh no you don't. Dan has his own shit to answer for, but the current state of MJ and Peter's lovelife is more Zeb Wells' fault than anyone else's but Joe Q's. I will NOT let people diminish how much Zeb owns the shitburger that MJ&Paul was. Slott's sin was being too willing to cheerlead the company line about MJ and Peter needing to be apart. Zeb's sin was all of the Paul shit. We're talking little league shittiness vs. Olympic-Grade shittiness.
>>150703209It all goes back to him giving the schizo a free pass, and losing his mind at anyone trying to screw with the schizo.
>>150703258It's all Nick Lowe's garbage anyways, along with Sinless Norman Osborn. If you look at what's retained across runs it's shit like Norman's Sins and Paul, meanwhile stuff Lowe isn't into like Rek-Rap or Limbo gets memory-holed.
>>150703209God, it really is a struggle for you. And you should be able to tell I'm not fat fingered, because I'm not making easy errors.>Telling the first guy to fuck off is no different from telling the second guy to fuck offI answered this here. >>150703015 .>More insane meltdownThe secondary gain, which I've always been extremely clear about when salient, is that I want to discuss Spider-Man and related properties without people flipping out about 2008's sloppy hot garbage.>Incompetent, fat fingered faggotDid I do a typo? My apologies. As for the incompetence, I'm afraid the opinion of someone clearly melting down about a person visiting said melt on that person competence seems more like a testimony to the contrary. As for faggot, I don't find it insulting. We're on 4chan. But I do take exception to the fat fingered. I don't make many typos.
>>150703266If what you're doing is keeping your mind, I'll be sure to leave mine lost.
Is Terry Dodson okay?
And then I made an easy error. Time for bed. Good night, molten slag, enjoy picking on yourself.
>>150695797>once she is separated from Venom that dylan will do her a favour by killing her or maybe she wil simply kill hereself.Them separating will literally kill both of them. So your wish is completely within reach OP.
>>150696267>Back in my day starscream was rapedOkay and? What's wrong with other robots getting raped?
>>150703299Yes, and you made it quite clear. You want to police people's interactions with the schizo, but you have no interest in policing the schizo and just want to let him to do as he pleases. Thanks, you're a real gem. I'm sure things will improve immeasurably with your tireless efforts!
>>150695797Why the hate?
>>150696872Why are her boobs so juicy? Gwen's boobs shouldn't be that big
>>150704716It's where she stores all of her evil thoughts anon.
We hate MJ now.
>>150704716Didn't she give birth to twins at some point? It's normal for women to grow bigger boobs later in life like that.
>>150705276I love her and wish Marvel treated her better.
>>150705276Speak for yourself, PaulFAG.
>two shitty threads by Marvel interns where they're going apeshit>with dozens of reported shitposts>mods do nothingWhy even have mods at this point?
Honestly at this point I want Marvel to make Paul raping Dylan canon just because the resulting shitstorm on /co/ would be fucking hilarious to watch.
>>150705687The definition of shitpost isn't "I'm being disagreed with! I don't like it mommy stop it"
>>150695797Why does Paul act like he gets physically abused by Dylan He’s just so weirdly afraid of him here
150705732>I'm totally not shitposting, I swearGet cancer, faggot.
>>150705743I might, slip sliding on all this ass blood you lost whining that I wouldn't help you pick on your sock puppet. I tried explaining it to you over and over and over and you simply cannot get it.See, this shit here:>>150705742>>150705725Is closer to a shitpost. All rational actors know Marvel isn't going to put child rape into this story. This is a guy trying to get a rise out of... Someone? No one actually likes Paul, not even people who thought that run was tolerable.
>>150705775I wasn’t shitposting. Just look at his reaction.
>150705775>only one person finds me an insufferable faggotThanks for confirming that you are gwenschizo, though. And glad you're so mad, hope it helps you develop cancer and die in agony :)Still no (You) for you
>>150705781>Where's my money, Topknot?!>D-Dylan, I...>Shut it, faggot!Dylan abusing the genocider is based.
>>150695797who the fuck is dylan and why should I care
>>150705876He's Eddie Brock's son.
>just ignore all of the outright spam ITT and in>>150682023>just ignore that this thread was made by a spamming subhuman which he admitted in 150695884 (considering it's the only post that got deleted, he aka you probably did it himself since nothing else was touched)Sorry, shills trying gaslighting is not gonna work. Especially when it's this transparent.
>>150705886whoops, forgot to make it work when copying yje deleted post from the archive>>150695884The point still stands
>>150705775>All rational actors know Marvel isn't going to put child rape into this story.I know that, but it would be funny as fuck if they did after all the memes. Like Joker 2.
>>150705784>You're the gwenschizoWhy would I make up a retard to disagree with when you're already here?>I'm glad you're so madLol. Truly inept try to project. Good luck getting sewn up!
>I-I'm totally not here>n-n-no uDidn't know Marvel employed ruscucks to shill and gaslight
Also kek at your dumb ass actually ignoring >>150705886>>150705902What a failure of a shill you are, troon.Still no (You) for you, pedo.
>>150706127>Shill>Troon>PedoA complete breakdown. Many such cases. Sad!
Yeah, being a shill, a troon and a pedo is pretty bad. I'd recommend suicide in this particular case, but that's what all OMD shills should do regardless.
Spider-Man threads need to be on a ban list for the next few years
>>150706690Sure, Spider-Man threads. Not shitposters populating them and going out of the way to make them unbrowsable, no siree.
>>150703258Dan slott didn't write this but he is the spiderman shitposter and you can't even mention MJ without him sperging out and shitting up the thread.
>>150707486Imagine if she forgot to wear the suit underneath.
>>150705775No see, that's a different guy you're pissing off this morning. That's what's going to happen to you because your gimmick is complete fucking shit!
>>150705725>>150705742Is Dylan... raping Paul...???
>>150705775It's the only way for Paul to become relevant again! If he doesn't rape Dylan, then it's OVER for him!
>>150703338>Them separating will literally kill both of them. So your wish is completely within reach OP.You really think they won't find a way around that eventually? you are dumb as fuck editoral is bound to come up with something. No fucking way are they staying bond with each other for good.
>>150708788Paul bros we need more signatures on our change.org petition or Paul is FINISHED
>>150710044Paul has to rape this kid or Marvel’s going to kill him.
>>150705775>All rational actors know Marvel isn't going to put child rape into this story.Marvel is definitely putting child rape into the story.
