Oh my GOD she is so FUCKING HOT. Fucking sue me. Besides that- what a weird series so far. Why a series at all? I have no idea, I’m not seeing anything that justifies it being a series as opposed to just a longer movie. The character designs are- well I mean it’s not “bean mouth” but it really is visually meant to reflect a younger demographic as opposed to a “family” one if you know what I mean. Templeton is still the same jackass I remember him being as ever, I respect that. Wilbur is, I dunno, Wilbur. They’re leaning into family dynamics too which makes sense. Like it’s cool this dude is offhand referenced as serving in WW2.It’s not bad. This is good work. I’m just curious, why a series? I guess to make the human characters more than two line nobodies as would be liable in a movie.
>>150696992Is it book accurate or wokified retcon slop with black gay Fern?
>>150696992>Oh my GOD she is so FUCKING HOT. Fucking sue me.i agree.but why would you make a character doomed to die as part of the story's simple, singular arc into a way to cure arachnophobia with horniness exposure therapy?also looks like they got the leg count wrong - using front legs as pedipalps, she should have 8 PLUS the front "arms" (it's why tarantulas look like they have 10 legs)
>>150697134Ok, watching episode 1, they retconned Fern in to a Latina named Fernanda, but other than that, it seems solid. I look forward to when Charlotte the GOAT shows up.
>>150696992Why did they make the spider so sexy?
>>150696992Eh, I prefer the original. But I should see the glass as half full and congratulate them for not going for a more neutered design.
>>150698149because spiders are both cute and cool and i'm tired of pretending they aren't
>>150696992Wait...is this ANOTHER version? I remember the live action Charlotte looking more accurate to real spiders (and being somewhat nightmare fuel-ish).
>>150698577You mean this one right?
>>150698577Charlotte's Web gets adaptation after adaptation over the years.>>150697354Actually the book was never made to cure arachnophobia and that's a common misconception. The actual origin of the book was that the writer failed to save his own pig from the slaughterhouse as a child and wrote the story as wish fulfillment. Then decided to use Charlotte as a means of teaching kids that death is just a fact of life
>>150698635Hot.
>>150698635AAAH! Yeah, THAT one. I look into my pants and find that on my dick, I'm slowly reaching for the RAID.
>>150698149Because the audience is supposed to sympathize with the spyder until her eventual demise otherwise the story doesn't work and this was an easy and direct way to accomplish that.
who cares, where are the pictures of this spider obese
>>150699148Here anon, have a spider eating a tomato.
>>150699503yeah...eat that tomato...get fatter...
>>150698644no, you misunderstand, i'm saying the hot-as-hell spider in the OP is going to cure people of arachnophobia by being too sexy>>150698635cute, CUTE!
>>150696992Are they gonna kill her off too?
>>150698577Yeah, there’s a miniseries right now.
>>150696992https://youtube.com/watch?v=YESZOR3-ImU
>>150698635AAAAAAAAAH!
>>150696992If Templeton doesn't get fucking huge fat then I don't care
>>150696992control your cock
>>150697611>they retconned Fern in to a Latina named FernandaThey just can't help themselves, can they?
>>150696992Meh. Is her voice at least pleasant to listen to?
>>150696992I was going to disagree from the thumbnail alone but then I enlarged it and I would agree in a cute hot way
>>150699508Funny.But if you're serious...
>>150696992I would watch but i cry like a bitch at the past 2 versions and just lost 2 dogs so i cant for a long time
>>150696992stupid sexy spider!
>>150701209No
>>150696992RETVRN TO TRADITION
>>150696992
>>150696992Looks like current day dog shit
Guys, you've got to stop wanting to fuck spiders. It's getting out of hand.
>>150707770If they don't want me to fuck spiders then they should stop making the spiders so sexy
>he wants to fuck a spiderstop it, get some help
>>150707770Don't blame us. Blame animators for making them so sexy
>>150709529Damn.
>>150701339They can't but in this case I don't care-alot of farmers were Mexicans. They showed restraint by not making fern black and lesbian and they they didn't make Henry gay.
Are they gonna do weight gain content with Templeton? The old animated movie with Debbie Reynolds was somewhat infamous for that.
>>150711256How do people get off to a cartoon rat gaining weight?
>>150711150Oh, absolutely.I just find it funny how that Shrek meme of "Could you (not raceswap a character) for 5 minutes!" is so applicable to these modern adaptations.
How do I delete these threads
>>150712665stop bumping them for a start
>>150711256They do.
>>150712665Shift+click in the catalog. Bam, gone. You didn't know you had that power, did you Anon? Now you can delete all the threads you don't like and never have to see them, enter them or post in them ever again. You're welcome.
>>150709529always liked this design. correct number of limbs, too!
>>150705756She is NOT stupid! >:(
>>150709529she looks like she fucks human men
The fuck is wrong with you?
>>150715710clearly they haven't fucked enough spiders
>>150716216the thumbnail made it look like she had a cock
>>150716330that'd be a fuckin weird lookin cock
any of these spider ladies single, asking for a friend.
>>150716554i think this one is but i know nothing about these movies
>>150696992I remember I watched a live action Charlotte's web once, in that movie she was really soothing.
>>150716554Check your garage
>>150697134Fuck off retarded niggerWhy don't you pickmes just whipout your dicks for attention like regular mentally ill speds
>>150715672Agreed
>>150706820hot
>>150709529>>150716216>>150717066imagine how soft she is
>>150717824What's wrong with asking if something is woke? Why waste time on something woke?
>>150720366see >>150720192
>>150720380you're wasting everyone else's time by bringing your political brainrot into a perfectly good and honest spiderfucking thread
>>150721021Brainrot? Freaks legitimately sneak lefty idpol into kids shows this isn't a weird thing to be concerned about
>>150721061>more brainrotsome good spider sex would mellow you right out
>>150712496half of it is just how fetishes work, the other half is fatties desperate for someone to find them sexually appealing
>>150700357They better make that lady rat that shows up near the end of the movie fucking HOT.
>>150722559if Charlotte's anything to go by maybe they've got furries on staff doing character design
>>150696992bump
>>150696992>spiderWont watch
>>150723392
>>150723640is Hornet accepted into the spider coven, or just her mom?
>>150723527Im a massive archnophobe, even if its cutsey animated ones, sorry
>>150724230no spidussy 4 u
>>150696992>Charlotte’s Web: HBO MAX Series>Oh my GOD she is so FUCKING HOT. Fucking sue me.
>>150724230Don't worry. The line between arachnophobe and arachnophile is shockingly thin. The more extreme your fear is, the easier it will shift.
>>150724762y does the spider upset u so
>>150723640Charlotte is the sexiest one here with bottom right being second
>>150716216wtf I love spiders now
>>150697611Well, she does live on a farm.
>>150699573It doesn’t work. I showed my apiphobic friend a picture of Honey Bee and they visibly cringed and said it didn’t help.
>>150724881The spider is fine. It's you morons jorking your peanuts at every single thing even slightly curvaceous that I'm getting fed up with.
>>150725746give it timeand more exposure to images of bee butt
>>150697134>i don’t want the story that teaches children that all life is precious and sacred no matter whose it is to be too racially inclusive or else it’s ruined for me
>>150724876This is basically how mist of my bdsm related fetishes works so that makes sense.
>>150721061>but muh kidsNobody cares
>>150698635Oddly enough the most book accurate. The author hated they made her so anthropomorphic in the first animation.
>>150721061
>>150721061You really can't be asking that kind of thing around here anon.Not because it is wrong to ask, or its wrong to be cautious over a remake in an age where 90% of remakes are made by people who actively and deeply hate the properties they are adapting, but more that this is /co/mblr, and there are always going to be people defending the most woke shit possible and making excuses over it.Frankly I would just try and pirate it, then the first time you start picking up on some woke shit, drop the series and avoid it.Its a strategy that has worked absolute wonders for me.
>>150725991Do you go back and rewatch things legally when you like them?
>>150726092While I would like to think that I would, I have to admit that no, I haven't done that yet, but that's mainly because I never give many things the chance in the first place. I have grown incredibly petty over the years. Change the race or gender a character? Then I am completely and utterly avoiding it the absolute best I can, no rage-watch or rage-reading. It takes some incredibly good word of mouth for me to give something that chance.And there aren't really that many movies or series or comics that get that amount of praise even with all the pointless agenda fueled changes.
>>150726467I appreciate the honesty, but it sounds kinda pointless if you’re not finding things you do like to support and then actually supporting them.
>>150726655Who ever said I wasn't supporting what I do enjoy? Its all about the indie scene man, and frankly even the stuff lower then that.Its really more that I don't support all the big official stuff because 99% of the time it is absolute shit and again, actively being made by people who absolutely hate what they are working on, and when things are of such low quality, why bother even pirating them?
>>150698149I knew it you fucks will want to fuck the spider
>>150726655like the posting and the off-topic reaction images, it's just performative. it's a way to make himself feel like he matters, nothing more.anyway here's a fuckable spider
