>"Ah, Anon. I was looking for you. I wanted to chat about something really important...">"I love the American way more than anything, and America's built on it's people, and the nuclear family in particular...">"I knew you were still single and wanted to help you out.">"I know the perfect girl for you, my cousin Kara. The both of you are single and can bring in the next generation of this great nation.">"I can help set up a date. Soon enough you'll get married and have plenty of children. You'll be perfect together."
>>150700670Urm ... Thank you superman... I can't... Wait?
>>150700670>state mandated wivestime to take a long walk off a short pier
>>150700670Holy shit that's wholesome and based. I like to think that in this scenario he knows that anon already has a crush on Kara but keeps it a secret.
>>150700670>You want my cousin?>You can have her!>I left everything you need at the Fortress of Solitude>Now you just have to FUCK HER>"No way, boy scout."
>>150700670I don't want your handout, dude.
>>150700670How can I be sure you're actually superman and not a clone, or one from another universe, or or mind controlled, or a mind controlled clone from another universe
>>150701079Dude if he was some evil villain in disguise setting you up with some evil minion, would you still turn him down? Love from an evil alien girl is still love. And who knows, maybe you can fix her!
>>150701106And who knows, maybe she can make me worse?
>>150700670Today on things that would never happen
>>150700670"I'm sorry, but I can't fuck your cousin. No thanks, bro.">"I NEED you to continue the Kryptonian species...""NO WAY, FAG">"Good...D*MN IT, ANON!"
>>150700797Kara's woman of steel vagina is going to rip your cock off.
>>150700830Superman isn't the state
>>150700670Bitch please, Supergirl can do better than this sorry excuse for a human being.
>>150700670Female krips can't have intercourse with non-meta males.
>>150700670Shut the fuck-up, Boy-Scout. I know rumors of how your Superdick can pierce through concrete walls. A supercunt is just going flatten my dick into a red paste.
>>150703689Not with that attitude
>>150700670This Superman comic sucked, btw. But I'll gladly take the offer
>>150700670Gee dude, I don't know what to say... I mean, I don't think I'm good enough but you are trusting me with your own cousin. Alright. I'll give it a try.
>>150700670Does he really have to make that face while saying all that?
>>150700670>and the nuclear family in particularNo it isn't you illegal fag, its founded on the multi-generational household and socially crumbled trying to lean on the nuclear family. Go renounce your citizenship again.
>>150703271Just take that little pill and you'll be able to handle her all night.
>>150700670Sure, fine, but I'd rather have your Clone.In fact, if you can find and throw in Match as well, that would seal the deal!
