It has been almost 10 years since Gwenpool made her first appearance in Howard the Duck. She was around 19 when she got isekaied and stopped aging. If she was still in the real world she would be close to becoming a 30 year old hag. Imagine a 30 year old neet Gwen.
I really enjoyed unbelievable gwenpool I wish I had the full run physically
Gwen feet sex.
>>150709580I wish they'd put out new trades.
>10 years since Gwen's first appearance outside of a coverMy only regret is that most of those years weren't kind to poor GwenBut it's still worth celebrating. Love Gwen
Anniversary of Unbelievable Gwenpool itself will be next yearThink we can expect anything?SHOULD we even want to expect anything?
>>150710170No, Marvel hates Unbelievable. The recent Gwenpool mini will be the only thing we get for her 10th anniversary. Maybe we'll get another mini for her 15th anniversary.
>>150710204I wonder how hard it is to get a writing job for GwenLike if you were to go up to Marvel and tell them 'I want to write for Gwenpool' if she's such a D-list character to them they say 'knock yourself out' (probably hiring a cheap artist but still) or if because she isn't known for much profit they won't want to take the risk
>>150710204Reminder that Antos said current Gwenpool is the one editorial always wanted unfortunately Superboy Prime right now is a better Gwenpool
>>150709438Shameless Heather Santos self insert because she was Jordan White's work wife
She should have had babies with Cecil on a farm.
>>150709438The tragedy of characters that have one good run and then nothing but trash ever after.
>>150709438>age slander posted by 40 yo op
>>150710352But I'm only 29, around the same age as Gwen.
>>150710274Whatever the case is, the way Gwen and her stories are written now is apparently how Marvel always wanted her written (according to a writer from one of these post-OG run abominations), so you'll be mandated to make shit either way.
>30 year old neetgod just imagine
>>150710366Don't call yourself a hag anon
>>150710592>parents kick her out hoping she will get her act together and get a job>instead she moves in with teddy and mooches off him
>>150710391I would fight editorial tooth and nailI will find out where the bodies are buried if I have to
>>150710592Gwen left our reality just a year before V-tubing and OnlyFans took offI bet she would have found 'something' to make money, whether her parents would approve of it is another questionThen again knowing Gwen she'd probably try V-tubing and just fail at that too and be back to square one
How do you think Gwen perceives the passage of time given the sliding timescale?Like it's almost always 'the current year' in Marvel but it doesn't actually pass in real time, Kamala's just barely graduated in the 12 years since she debuted as a high-schooler. And Gwen knows she arrived in 2015, but is seeing calendars and clocks set to 2025 despite having only experienced roughly a couple years in real time, and is in shock realizing years and years are flying by with every month she spends here.
>>150710592>30 year old neet Gwen>Meet her at a bar and hit it off>Think you might be sealing the deal when she asks>"Hey, wanna come over to my place and play Black Ops?">"Don't worry my parents are heavy sleepers so long as we keep the volume down we should be okay"
>>150711583>It's superboy prime logic so she still has the op 4th wall meta bs powers on her side.>Her parents are a little scared of her.>You decline politely but you two exchange numbers (or steam/console name accounts) and call it a night.>Still she was cute af and you keep thinking about her on your way home.>Tfw she bumps with you when you go grocery shopping the very next day.>"Haha Anon, you also come to this place? What a coincidence... haha">Jesus, and you thought you were the autistic one, you can feel the tension caused by the spaghetti in her pockets threatening to fall off.>Tfw she has been still trying to go back to the adventures she had in her younger years.>But in this more mundane and grounded world that's virtually impossible.>So she pretty much sulks in her room while searching for a way back to the multiverse and shit.>Tfw she feels you are what this "comic" of hers needs, a romantic interest to kickstart the "inner motivation" and "emotional engagement" of her story.>Also you were the only guy that actually understood her very niche and weird references.>So she not only wants to have you as a romantic interest, she NEEDS it to happen.>30 yo neet with reality breaking habilities going yandere on you.>Have fun!
>>150712084Got another idea>Gwen is 30 and single and living with her parents>her parents give her constant crap about wanting her to be happy and find a partner>she groans about her issues to you, a fellow 30 year old loner loser>"Hey you want to pretend to be my boyfriend just for a night to get my parents off my back?">You 'pretend' to be boyfriend/girlfriend for the next year>You get married still joking that this is all an 'act' for your families
>>150710767>30 year old hag neet vtuberShe would have to try really hard to fail at that
MILF Gwen
>>150709438Stop reading too much into it!
>>150709438Don't neet girls have hairy legs and pusy. Don't really see the appeal
>>150711583>gwen >going to a bar
>>150712364Would Gwen be a good mom?
>>150712613>It was a gamer bar.
>>150712646Fuck no. I wouldn't trust her to take care of my plants anon.
>>150709438What a shit fucking character.
>>150712646She would definitely be a FUN mom but not a very responsible oneWhoever the dad was would have to tard-wrangle her at least as much as the kids
>>150712613I mean obviously she can't now, she's 19, but when she's 30?
>>150712766I see her somewhere around here
>>150712766You’ll basically be a single father taking of two kids instead one of the kids is your wife
>>150713252kentucky fried chicken and pizza hut.
>>150711583FUCK NOJOIN MY MINECRAFT SERVER
>>150712401What does Amethyst has to do with this?
Anyone has that png image that is gwen lifiting the page?
>30 year old hag forcing herself to have a onlyfans to get by without having to get a real job
I don't know, so what's Gwenpool's thing? Is she a cute anime esqe girl who does stuff and wears that outfit? give me the qrd.
>>150715072Isekai with medium awareness as a superpower.
>>150715072Neet girl failure comicbook fan gets transported into Marvel Comics. She decides the best way to survive is to become a costumed hero. Suffering ensues.
>>150715072Loser from the real world (our Earth) who used comic books for escapism until it became literal and she landed in Marvel Comics. Her real name is 'Gwen Poole' yet she has no relation to either Gwen Stacy or Deadpool, but when the seamstress who made her costume thought she was a Deadpool fanatic and style her costume after his. Once in 616 she tries to live out all her wildest cape fantasies, often to the detriment of others, but her flaws came with her and she wound up a loser there too until she learns how to respect her fictional peers. Originally had no powers other than comic-book knowledge (knows everyone's secret identity, basic story structure, etc) but eventually developed the ability to see/interact with the borders of the comic panels and pages themselves for a variety of tricks and abilities, mostly situational or limited.
>>150714792This one?
>>150715622yes thank you!
>>150715299>up a loser there tooBasically, she learns that she dosent matter in the comics universe, and she cant do something meanfull like Kill Dr. Doom or other things.
Upcoming Gwen appearance in Jeff #5 this week
>>150711031I think it's probably the opposite if you really think about it. She's probably experienced 10 years worth of time yet the people around her all swear it's only been a couple years.
Gwenfeet
>>150715020Anon we all know if Gwen was a real person she'd be a vtuber.
what is the face Gwen is making here supposed to convey?
>>150710718You will sooner become one of those bodies than they will allow you to color outside the lines. They're loyal to nothing, Anon, except keeping things shit.
>>150716006>Jeff huge and taking up all focus with Gwen just barely present on the sidethis feels so emblematic of how they work from a marketing standpoint now
>>150716580Maternal instincts. She protects that kid for the rest of her natural life.
>>150716729why are her hands between her thighs
>>150716161She should be a Vtubber here too.
>>150716580It's a thing humans do when happy, it's called a "smile", anon.
