Shiptunes thread was real good, I hope this one's half as fun.
First for 8est spider.
what if rose was red?
fat ass troll gf...
>>150709976>vriska is an emotionally traumatized child who went on to traumatize others and the narrative proved her right for it and congratulated her on her abusive natureftfy
>>150709976like vriskafags really don't understand that a terrible person having a bad upbringing doesn't cancel out the harm they've done, ESPECIALLY if the narrative never says that what they've done to harm others is wrong
>>150710078what if dave killed everyone
>>150709976same people who will say "vriska was abused by a violent society" will say "vriska was right to cripple then murder tavros because he was a pathetic wimp" lmao
>>150710062>>150710078>>150710101>genuinely falling for ancient bait
Ever since the Animated Pilot was first announced I mentally regressed as my teenage self, my god I am writing fanfiction, drawing for the first time in years. Was Homestuck really a pillar of my old self? Yes, sadly enough.
>>150709845Thank you for saving us from more striderslop content.>>150710290
>>150709976see it's funny because she died like that and it was tragic but necessarybut then she was resurrected to be the Official Fetish Character and all of that feels hollow while she bounces around like a fucking Hazbin reject
>>150710218it didn't really seem like 8ait in the other thread
Well I for one love Vriska BECAUSE she's a psycho, not in spite of it.
>>150710428That's fine, for real. She's a fetish character, it's fine to get hot for her being a nasty little thing. The only issue came from her becoming the main character and us being expected to take her seriously.
>>150709845we shoyld shiptunes more often
>>150710428that's cool, i love vriska's mom for being a psycho
>>150710472we really should it's so fun, and the crackships it pried off of people were super entertaining, i'm still thinking of that one anon who posted a tune for Gamzee x Eridan, and the one that challenged people to find a tune to match up with Jake x Lord English.
>>150710365SameNeed to start thinking about what the medievalstuck characters look like
>>150710513>Marquise Spinneret Mindfang CHADI fvcking kneel
>>15070997616th for actual 8est spider
>>150709845whiteboard linkhttps://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76042456-2100-2787
>>150710513araneafag 8y proxy. in other words, 8ased
>>150710607aw no come on, cutting off the tit is such a waste, way better to punching bag them until they're pure bruise
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v-tIydDercg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nIwzpjh6es&list=RDb1SZXxvIVN8&index=2What are our chances of hearing an Insane Clown Posse song in the actual show?
i'm serkin' it, and by it... let's just say.... my benis
>>150710657Miracles
>>150710657Zero? They don't have that kind of money, and ICP would probably (and rightfully) look down on Hussie for turning them into violent retards because of his exhausting clown fetish.
>>150710682>and ICP would probably (and rightfully) look down on HussieEvery time you see someone shit on Hussie or talk about wanting to murder him in these threads, just remember it's this guy.
>>150710699Murder him? And give him the satisfaction? No way.
>>150710699who says they want to murder him? lol, you guys are so over dramatic
>>150710628pretty good, also fun to note that this is not the first time someone shipped Tavros' head with someone; something something pennny for every time something something.
>>150710672>not 8enis not a real serkite, fuck off.
>>150709845>Not a single boob edit of the trolls from the pilotAlternia has fallen, millions must be culled
>>150710754you're RIGHT!!!!!!!! I'm a fucking FRAUD like everyone with an 8 typing quirk!!!!!!!! I need to KILL myself........
>>150710768correct.
>>150710768you are so 2012 it's painful, go back to the past Jack
>>150710522truly. I'm always down to learn more songs or talk ships. already added some tracks to my playlist from the last threadas for the jake x lord english ship I think this song is pretty fitting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRtd8ArvH_s
>>150710791Time players can take you back to the past and let you play the SBURB demo that sucks ass.
FOR NEWFAGS WHO WANT TO READ THE ORIGINAL WEBCOMIC:Download this https://github.com/GiovanH/unofficial-homestuck-collection/releases/tag/v2.7.2And this https://www.mediafire.com/file/r5qt9byxu4h3ej9/The_Unofficial_Homestuck_Collection.zip/fileOr just use one of these websites (Less ideal)https://mspa.chadthundercock.com/https://homestuck.kici.moe/
>>150710094the world would be a cooler place
>>150709976you know if she had peepee and not vagena there'd be no such debate
How many hypno scenes is this bitch going to have?
>>150710791>so 2012what??? I can't even conceptualize what you're talking a8out, maybe explain it 8etter?
i like vriska in the comic because she never pulls woobie bullshit like this. it's already enough to be a bad person but it's pure level 3000 narcissism to be a bad person and also sulk about it, not just reflecting like she did with john but being like "yeah i'm such a terrible person please feel bad for me" who the actual fuck thought this was a good idea
>>150710837zero. pilot flopped heavily
>>150710836>people think with their dickwater is wet
>>150710851"vriska is in denial and learned therapyspeak" is worse than the retcon and just her being a badass and owning that she's like that
>>150710851she herself never pulled woo8ie 8ullshit like that, 8ut Hussie did serk himself off 8y 8ringing her 8ack
>>150710862>tired: thinking with your dick>wired: thinking with your peanus weenus
>>150709976>>150710218>Vriskafags resorting to ancient bait in the first placei think the anon that psychoanalyzed them like 3 threads ago really hit too close to home lmao>>150710396>tragicnah. just pathetic. possibly even happy for the (few with homestuck, admittedly) mentally stable readers - or at least anyone who hadn't idolized a piece of blue shit with arms and legs.
>>150710898Why would i be thinking with my trollsona.
All these anons speaking about Vriska like she's not here. You know she browses the blue boards, right?
>All that's left of Homestuck these days is VriskaHussie got everything he wanted in the end.
>>150710911>Peanus Weenus is a legal kid name
>>150710796Huh, I kinda like it, considering how out there the ship is, this works surprisingly well, really paints a picture, y'know?
>>150710926*legal troll name. FUCK
>>150710919Vriskourse forever...
>>150710699i respect hussie for giving the people homestuck but he has a weirdly sadistic sense of humor and likes to be purposely insulting toward his own fans. he's just narcissistic and it sucks but a lot of people who pride themselves on their "creative genius" are like that
I wish Jane would choke me out
>>150710926Im pretty sure that ones even a old school classic.
>>150710912i would 8eat vriska to death with a 8rick if she 8rowsed here (I have intense caliginous feelings for her). 8ut then again, it does make sense for a 8lue 8lood to 8rowse 8lue 8oards, does it not?
>>150710682I mean juggalo gatherings are basically statutory rape factories full of professional catalytic converter thieves. I've always found it funny how much they've rehabilitated their image from antisocial lumpenprole white trash
>>150710699NTA but Hussie can create misery for himself more effectively than I ever could.The man is basically as close to a lolcow as a person can be without quite becoming one (yet - there is still time) - mostly kept from becoming one because he accidentally started a cult of insanely sycophantic retards (which he somehow can't get rid of despite insulting them continuously) that shit up the place whenever his name is brought up. It's like he inadvertently managed to transfer his inherent lolcow-ness to an entire fandom. Or at least the dregs of the fandom that remain.But it still leaks through from him on occasion. That's probably why he speaks only through spokespeople these days.
>>150710855I believe in it. Although my belief doesnt contain info on hypno
>>150711006>The man is basically as close to a lolcow as a person can behe's 50 and he literally dresses like a clown. he's a full lolcow.
Serkcest rules.https://youtu.be/Ewp7rEqEmDg?si=ejxv7DKbYT9R7AtZ
>>150710961it was a really sorry case of a genuine talent being crippled by his upbringing, so the second any real fame hit him he collapsed in on himself and developed a God Complex over his color doodles of 13 year olds
>>150711006he surrounds himself with weirdos so he'll look normal in comparison
>>150710964I want to have Jane make several cakes, then forcefeed her them until she chokes. It's a delicious (lol) type of irony; like 8eing attacked 8y her own creations
>>150711033serket harem where it's Mindfang, Aranea, Vriska (and ghost Vriska), and Beforan Vriska
>>150711014I generally consider "lolcow" status to be someone lampooned by people outside their own bubbles and more widely known....Unfortunately, writing that out has made me realize becoming a lolcow by my definition would be a step UP in Hussie's name recognition. He's literally not important enough to even be a real lolcow. Grimmer than I thought.
>>150711056
>>150711006i saw screenshots of the homestuck writing team saying it's their right to insult fans because fans choose to consume or whatever and it's like fine but don't be angry that nobody cares anymore and your shit flops
did the discord retards stop pretending to be newgens? I havent seen a quirkychungus new reader speculation art in a while
>>150710961The reason we end up like that is because we get targeted and viciously abused for being more talented and smarter than you. As an example, me being the threadly pest that considers Hussie to be his personal hero, the first 25 years of my life were basically just me being tortured by every adult I knew every single day. Screamed at, manhandled, hit, locked out naked in the snow, drugged, confined, mocked, sickened, threatened with everything under the sun from incarceration to institutionalization to death, being gaslit, being called a freak and a retard, and, funnily enough, being called a narcissist. Even when I was younger than a teenager! The resultant egoism and contempt is really just the natural reaction, anon, as I'm sure you'll understand.
https://youtu.be/SwLjmA5uCeg?si=BMZCIY8yY7yqWKl6
>>150711091it's hilarious that arrogant fucks adopted Hussie's extreme hostility and anticlimax mentality, only to find out there's a reason that 100,000 years of stories never fucking bothered doing that
>>150711100grromf?
>>150711106Ssssshhhhhh you're not like Hussie and nobody wants you around, here or in real life.
>>150711106everyone else went through the same shit as you. NPD isn't caused by child abuse because most people don't end up like that
>>150711100>pedowhere did this come from? did the Condesce really groom kiddies or is this some inside joke i'm not privy to
>>150711143no, it's just more culture panic
>>150711143Most Homestuck haters are pedosadists who jerk off to hamster-crushing videos.
>>150711106>I'm an asshole but it's justified
>>150710932happy to help. it's definitely a very particular ship that gets you thinking
>>150710961>>150711106>>150711122>after being abused, taken for granted, and verbally berated by Hussie for over a decade, the few remaining Homestuck fans seek to emulate him...psychoanalysis anon was literally 100% right about Vriskafags trying to emulate their abusers, wasn't he?
>>150711143If I recall, i'ts implied somewhere that Meenah died at 19-ish, which makes her relationship with a Vriska that died at 13 a bit suspect.
>>150711180I mean they're 8oth dead who cares. Man people overreact over mere ephebophilia and it's ridiculous
>>150711143 Meenah is most likely 19 years old, dating a 13 year old ghost Vriska. When she meets the post-retcon Vriska:>MEENAH: how old are you>VRISKA: Uh,>VRISKA: Almost seven and a half sweeps....>MEENAH: 7.5 huh>MEENAH: i guess thats a lil more respectable>VRISKA: More respecta8le than what?>MEENAH: nofin
>>150711190>the vriska quirker using the words 'mere ephebophilia'Why am I not surprised
>>150711180I don't really get it, Homestuck very early on became "this is a story about 13 year old kids fucking", there should be very little confusion
>>150711143hussie accidentally made meenah 19 and vriska 13. i'm 100% sure it wasn't actually supposed to be an innapropriate/"grooming" age gap when it was written, especially since hussie himself is fine with age gap relationships and made a joke out of him having a crush on 13 yo vriska
>>150711203they really do want to be Hussie, a creepy old man talking like a child and seeking to fuck teen girls, coupled with a bog-standard humiliation fetish
>>150711203>Vriska quirkerhaha no ew. I'm Aranea quirking. She's 19 and legal and sexy and has 8oo8s unlike little miss 8urger 8ra. fucking one-eyed, one-armed freak. I h8 her
>>150711106Retard
>>150711213hussie wants to fuck 13 year old girls who are mean and abusive to him. he meant all of it.
>>150711100Nah, but more of them get exposed on the regular. For instance, during the weekend, it was found out that the guy that designed fakeSollux with the 3-D glasses motif was just using the same username as his github account which had a HS project on it from a while ago.>>150711124I assume that's 'groomer'+'oomf' (slang for 'one of my friends', supposedly).
>The pilot will never break 2m viewsSad, looks like its not getting greenlit ever
good lord what is happening here
>>150711089
>>150711242aurora 8orealis?
>>150711190I mean you can react a lot more if you take into consideration that Meenah died while her own session was scratching, so she's been dead the time that passed between the universe 'rebooting', and then all of history occuring in alternia, and then for Vriska to be born and then grow to be 13 and die.Biologically, their ages are suspect, chronologically, Meenah is a freak.
>>150711213Hussie tried to justify that since Vriska(the one who died in Act 5) had lived for many years within the Dream Bubbles, she ages (in number sense) and that's why Andrew Hussie could date Vriska now in a non-creepy way. Apparently it has been applied there when Meenah and Vriska do date.
>>150711180>>150711191for some reason I had always been under the impression ghosts can age
>>150711246HELL YEAH
>>150711100They're too busy making troll OCs now that its in act 5
>>150711100LMFAO
>>150711254>a-at this time of sweep, at this time of day, at this part of alternia localized entirely within your cooking dormitorium?
>>150711220<3< PITCH DETECTED <3<
>>150711278>>150711283yes
>Abby is now haunted because her house was build on a burial site of vikings.Funny.
>>150711213>accidentallyHomestuck features a lot of sexual situations happening to children and teens, both literal and allegorical. It's a story about growing up on the internet, so it's kind of a given.>Scratch resembles an online groomer with a predilection for harming young girls>Bro exposing Dave to internet pornography and sex toys>The trickster sequence is an allegory for drunken teenage hookups, complete with the regretful, hungover texting>>150711260Okay but this is obviously an off-color joke. "See? Totally not creepy anymore. Case closed!" is clearly tongue in cheek.>>150711263I think that wouldn't be in line with the whole thematics of the dreambubbles, in that they're a stagnant limbo.
>>150711255realistically, it simply does not fucking matter and pearl clutching over "chronological age gaps" is a habit of the deranged.is this performative to get people to think they're not pedophiles? they certainly haven't saved a single abused child with this shit.
>>150711260meenah/vriska isn't creepy but hussie/vriska is
>>150711255>>150711260so, as usual, the horrible old man uses his hentai logic to claim that the sexy 13 year old is actually hundreds of years old, acting as if that somehow justifies "older people fucking a messed up 13 year old"
>>150711294>vikings>texasneat 2bh
>>150711302the objectively correct take
>>150711294>Not indiansYeah okay sure
>>150711314Yeah i have no clue how they got to Texas, but this is the same universe that has Jack rampaging through the Mesozoic, so sure. Im accepting any excuse for a Draugr uprising in her session.
>>150711295Hussie also confirmed that doomed Dave and Rose fucked in the commentary.
for all we know trolls don't have an age of consent
>>150711334It being sort of an alt universe with the Gwyneth Paltrow candle gag has been established, I could totally see Leif Erikson's expeditions bringing vikings through the Gulf of Mexico rather than Newfoundland.
>>150711352Anon, their teenage population is also the only reproductive population unless theres ships bringing Grown Up Troll splooge from far out in the galaxy back to Alternia.
still think it's crazy homestuck had canon rape in it
>>150711380what? no it doesn't. statutory doesn't count 8ecause there's no laws in ghost land
>>150711295And Hussie claims that Davekat was planned all along. It's a pick and choose which to take seriously and which is just trolling.
>>150711380when taken as a whole, the entire comic is skeevy as hell with lots of child abuse and sex, but because everyone has the funny color letters it's somehow okay
>>150711396he might be talking bout Vriska forcing Tavros onto her, or Mindfang mindraping the Dolorosa for Dualscar to watch.
>>150711396>>150711409mindfang rapes dolorosa I mean. mindcontrolled into having sex is rape. just find it funny
>>150711409I just think a comic can have shocking content in it without shitting my pants because I'm an adult.
>>150711397There is no serious or trolling with Hussie. He doesn't have a very good grasp of reality and how it actually works. He just arbitrarily decides things based on whether he's manic or depressive at that given moment.
>>150711421Yes, I absolutely agree, but Hussie made sure to make it as creepy and intentionally gross as he could, which makes the whole work feel like it's breathing heavily in a car across from a high school.
>>150711444Well grooming, abuse and rape are pretty unpleasant. I would imagine that's the intended effect.
>>150711409Honestly I think Hussie simply forgot the age of his own charactersJohn getting killed is horrible but it's even worse because he's just a little kid
>>150711100Man i wanted more shitty troll speculation
>>150711420for real? I skipped mindfang's shit so I wouldn't know
>>150711397>Davekat was planned all alongthis fuckin guy
>>150711424yep like no hussie didn't write a grooming plotline, the crush on vriska thing is a joke, he doesn't actually believe it's ok for a 40 year old to perv on a 13 year old, the only thing he's guilty of is inconsistency and tonal dissonance on when and when not to take "abuse" seriously within his work
>>150711487pretty much everything post Act 4 was completely made up as he went along with no end goal in mind besides "that flash I imagined"
>>150711375yes, but are there any LAWS about it? if mom lalonde /ss/ a troll kid would they even arrest her? does the condence even care? do we know for sure?
>>150711498>he doesn't actually believe it's ok for a 40 year old to perv on a 13 year oldlol sure keep facing the other way and shouting loudly, anon
>>150711348nah just that they did something, like kiss maybe
>>150711486The statement was direct in Mindfang's journal here.
>>150711511the condesce is a 8oss 8a8e she wouldn't care
>>150711511Alternia is already built on coercive sex between teenagers (fill these pails or get murdered by the state), and prior to adults being exiled we know there was a slave trade where it was common for slavers to rape the trolls they own.All that is to say I do not really think trolls would give a fuck, it's not exactly a pleasant society to live in.
>>150711511Might makes right. If the troll kid can´t fight off Mom Lalonde then thats how it is.
>>150711511The troll kid would be shot for having relations with an alien. Furthermore mon lalonde is an adult (banned on alternia) and an alien so she would also be shot. Pretty cut and dry.
>>150711601Can´t fight off the sexual advances of a alien? Thats a culling.
>>150711601>she would also be shotfor being an adult on the planet not for fucking
Jerking off into the Troll Bucket to see what happens when we add some Human DNA to the splooge.
>>150711511Considering that drones will take the pails if there is two different DNA slurries inside and it doesn't seem to imply the drones have to verify if the trolls are in a quadrant or not....
>>150711660>Begging your moirail/auspitice for donationsProbably a common plot in troll cinema
>>150711629An alien violating a troll is funny (if its a lowblood) but thats still illegal
what does troll nut taste like
>>150711717Faygo :o)
if your matesprit auspicticizes 8etween you and your kismesis (also her) you effectively fill all quadrants with one person
>>150711717Depends on the flavor
>>150711739Auspisticizing is cockblocking for spades though.
>>150711486and threatens to rape her again in front of her kismeisis just to be a tease. he had to leave the room in disgustI also found it very amusing that dualscar literally got slaughtered for not telling a funny enough joke to gamzee's ancestor
>>150711654human+troll mixed ubermensch save alternia
>>150711776Its the quadrant nobody bothers filling out, lets not kid ourselves here.
>>150711739you still have a moirail quadrant open
>>150711717rusts - strawberry, actual rust, or watermelonbronze - caramel, orangesgold - pisslime - limeolive - olives, limesjade - olives, limes, unripe bananateal - blueberry, limescobalt - 8lue8erryindigo - blueberry, blue raspberrypurple - Faygo, grapeviolet - grapefuchsia - strawberry, fish
>>150711799Which is why auspitice whores like kanaya vital to the functioning of alternian society
>>150711834forgot about that. your matesprit is also your moirail
>>150711717the problem is that no two are alike, one might be so foul you vomit just from smelling it, another might be dangerously addictive in flavor
>>150711799tbf it's the therapist role and kids are a bit too young to even know how to fucking be one
>>150711855Looking at you rose lahomo
>>150711835gulp it by the gallon
>>150711799Because it's far less of a permanent arrangement than the other ones, once a bad kismesis relationship has been mediated you don't really need to stay together anymore
>>150711787mindfang was truly a vulgar piece of shit, i wonder why aranea was such a sweetie in comparison when meenah was basically just kid )(IC. i feel like all the alternian ancestors barring meenah and kankri reflected way more on the beta trolls than the alpha trolls
>>150711844that....what
>>150711866Doesn´t help the only active example is Doc Scratch mediating as a Auspicite by just giving Spades a gun and telling him to end it.
>>150711835goldbloods fucking LOSTcobaltbloods we fucking WON
>>150711861>Rose a therapist because she literally could not stop thinking about Mom fucking heroh that crazy girl
What stuff is worth reading after finishing the main comic?
>>150711905the bible, so you can find jesushope this helps!
>>150711835>Go down on my oliveblood gf>Mouthful of olive oilvile
>>150711835
HEYQUICKHURRY UP,BANGOPEN YO MOUTHCUZ HERE COMES MY WANG
>>150711877I mean doc scratch raised the alternia civilization to all be assholes
vriska circuit
>>150711918>find jesusbro he's right here
>>150712031We’re heading down to Serket City this afternoon to get a new printer.
>>150712046kek
>>150712031The world has forgotten the piss-soaked skinny slob known as Yellow Vriska...
>>150711654>>150711788>making an entire generation with an identity crisis + bipolar feelings about quadrantssomeone make a fanadventure
>>150712089ROSE AND KANAYA AND AN ECTOBIOLOGY MACHINE WAS LITERALLY *RIGHT THERE*
>>150712036he looks like he frew up
>>150711877Aranea's defining trait is being really overtly up her own ass. That's why MF is feelin' herself even as she contemplates whether to rp her property or not, it's just how she operates.
>>150712106he did :(
>>150712103I think it was stated in Epilogues that even with ectobiology, crossbreeding is impossible.
>>150712242>Epiloguesaka not canon, good to hear
>>150712242which makes no sense and contradicts the comic, all so they could force Rose to be knottedfucking please just end Homestuck^2 and let this all end already
>>150712242With ectobiology, you can mix>a puppet, a bunch of genetic code, and a magic cue ballBut not>two different species???
homestuck's dark age (2017-2024) sucked because instead of hussie we got weird pussies like this in charge of PR and schizophrenic trannies in charge of doing the actual writing. he's still having people speak for him but at least they're part of his personal harem now which is hilarious, and even vivzie is much more respectable to collaborate this than the random shemales he used to write hs2
god fuck i am so anxious it wont get greenlit because it's barely at 2mil views after all this time. knights of guinevere also only has, what, 10mil??? there's no way nobody wants to watch these shows, right? what the fuck is happening? was it really only children watching animated shit on youtube and now that they have the age verification 90% of the viewerbase is gone? is it because adblock views dont count anymore? or are we just fucked and the era of animation produced solely for youtube is just over?
>>150712071i havent forgotten derpbentstreamer pisska is a pretty good take imo
>>150712329children don't watch cartoons, only nerdy millennials who still live with their parents
>>150712329>is it because adblock views dont count anymore?wait what did jewtube really
>>150712329a show was a bad idea in the first place, it doesnt work for homestuck
>>150712329Adblock views don't count, desktop views don't count, and you have to watch the whole thing
>>15071232910m is a ton
>>150712396DESKTOP views don't count???? WHAT????
>>150712396woah since when do desktop views not count? that doesnt even make sensei can understand adblocked views not counting (despite that fact sucking dick—and not even remotely in the fun way) and even not watching the full video (also lame) but why the fuck would they not count desktop views?
>>150712396>and you have to watch the whole thingfucking, grim
i didn't participate in any of it but saw some of it and after years of shitflinging, parasociality and infighting i think homestuck is finally in a position to call itself a franchise rather than a collection of stories or a collection of misc collaborators again. it was embarassing to witness, creators acting like fans and fans acting like creators
how come homestuck has only a few good fangames, for something that used to be huge I expected more
>>150709845Can someone tell me about this "Jade" character?? is she actually a fun nerd girl?
>>150712449i honestly took for granted how astronomically popular TADC is on the platform. when it started blowing up it really made me think that animation studios only really need yt revenue and merch to get by. with how things are going now it's clearly not sustainable. like lets not pretend that a fully 2D animated 30min pilot getting 10% of the views of an average digital circus episode is normal.
>>150712325Having a personal harem is great if you can do it right. No doubt helps art
>>150712542i have good and bad news
>>150712561Great art
>>150712549>sustainableThis is 100% funded by the wallets of these kids' parents
>>150712561he's so fuckin cool
https://youtu.be/zE5f5aUK1hg?si=7iuY31GuMovifssJ
What is this expression supposed to convey
>>150712753I hate how much I want to fuck this man.
>>150712329>>150712396>muh adblock views>muh desktop views>muh finish the videolmao, noview counts only went down because YouTube cracked down hard on botted views, and a bunch of creators had heart attacks when their metrics went closer to what they truly were the whole time.anyway, yeah, the pilot completely flopped. it's not even gonna break 2mil in 2 fucking weeks. it's absolutely pathetic, and what little remains of the HS fandom is just delusional and desperate about it. people on the discord are particularly in denial.
>>150712813The truly surprising part is that there are two million of us who did watch it Homestuck's readership was not THAT big back in the day
>>150712813So what about merch sales being 'good'?
https://youtu.be/77ypidl0B4Y?si=y48vCVxqaWNRQ8JL
>>150712813then what about KOG? the percentage difference views wise between the two pilots makes total sense to me, but KOG just seems SO low to me compaired to all the hype around it and glitch I saw. Hell it has less views than that other glitch pilot ive seen exactly zero people talk about.it was also strange to me seeing a video reach 1mil in a day and then go nowhere from that. i always knew it wasnt going to be HUGE huge, but i expected KOG to be in at least the 50mil range and homestuck the 5-10mil range.
>>150712930the a l g o
>>150711530>it's literally just hypnosmut>it's not even good hypnosmut>it's not even good prose ("I imagine I cannot feel her conviction that it's not merely a matter of whether-..." FINISH THIS POOR, TORTURED GODDAMN SENTENCE ALREADY, JESUS)On behalf of all hypnofags, I disown Andrew Hussie. I've read better hypnosmut from goddamn MLP fanfiction.
>>150712329Youtube try not to destroy any possibility of animation challenge (impossible)
>we even got unironic hypnofags in here Homestuck...
All shiptune posts end up in my playlist because you fuckers have so good taste
>>150712996for the record i, the indiviual viewcount doomposting, am also a hypnofag.im not even into the serkets though so what does it matterwe've always been here something something lord english
>>150712829oh, no, it was much larger. [S] Cascade's release caused overload issues on Newgrounds and early twitter. i get that it's more comfortable for you to imagine it simply stopped growing, but the fandom really did decline. only the most insufferable people are left, and they drove everyone else away - chief among them being Hussie himself.>>150712873merch has high margins. really doesn't take much merch to break even or make a tidy profit as long as you aren't spending exorbitantly or otherwise mismanaging your money.
>>150713028>spending exorbitantly or otherwise mismanaging your money.oh no bro
>>150713021If the video included just a few seconds of vriska hypno it would be at 6 million views by now
>>150713042*60 million
>>15071307760 million? You forgot a 0
>>150710365shes so hot bros
>>150712753christ he is so fucking emaciated, lift some fucking weights jfc
>>150712930>>150712973The algorithm is part of it, but KOG's pilot is at 13mil, which is pretty comfortable for something totally brand-new to get in less than a month. You're also seeing buzz about it outside of YouTube, which is a better litmus test than a view count - it's harder to fake, and less prone to algorithm shenanigans.The only thing I've seen about the Homestuck pilot is literally these threads on /co/.
>>150713028>mismanaging your money.so its [S] Game Over is what you're saying
i love homestuck omg
>>150713123Yup, that's the algo at work babyIt's honestly kind of depressing how fast things get buried if the platform isn't promoting it by itself
>>150713162
is beyond canon fun to read?which hs fan comics are worth taking a look?
I'm gonna miss you guys so much once we die again.
>>150713284Everyone has to die twice to get to god tier
>>150713278i havent heard anything negative about any of the comics that have been added to the FRAF license, probably a good place to peruse and find something you like.
>>150713298not into the idea of fan content with an official stamp of approval
hrngh, Heir of Bombs...
>>150713362New classes and aspects where we atCount of Fire let's go
Rereading hs rn. What's this? Did Hussie intend for Jade's grandad to be alive but just changed his mind?
>>150713278The first half of HSBC, (which was known as HS^2) is kind of a slog, and the art isn't very good. It gets better with the new team, and it seems to be actually moving onto something other than rehashing the Epilogues.>>150713298>>150713361As far as sburbventures go, Loftlatched, Autopraxis and sburb.exe are all pretty good, though Loftlatched is a lot more dry and subdued compared to the others. In all my years in the fanbase I've never began reading VE, it seems pretty mid and also impenetrably long.
>>150713376Baron of Change come on
>>150713388>Did Hussie intend for Jade's grandad to be alive but just changed his mind?No, you'll see what's up with that pretty soon. Just keep reading.
>>150713298could you please post a link showing where i can read the comics? i only know the beyond canon one.
>>150713388You're just a few pages away from the reveal that determines whether or not you drop it or keep going
>>150713424NTA but what are you referring to? I can't remember.
>>150713424I literally have no idea what you're talking a8out
>>150713430Rose discovers fairly early on that this was all going to happen regardless of if they ever decided to play the gameThat anon is about to learn exactly how far that goes into predetermination
>>150713473I assume you mean the ectobiology reveal? I never considered that to be a make or break point in the comic.
>>150713473are you talking a8out ecto8iology?, Tavros killing Beta Jake, or doomed timeline stuff?
jake is the worst character in homestuck he's like if john, tavros and mituna were blended together into green gray mush
>>150713537>mitunaI get the other ones 8ut what the hell are you yappin' a8out 8lud
>>150713557because mituna is retarded
Vriska hypnotizing Vivienne.
>>150713423fruityrumpus and mspfa google is free
>>150713578Aranea mindcontrolling Vriska to hypnotize Vivienne
>>150713537well, his pre-scratch self did kinda leave his child on a island with a dog, and also left his other children alone whilst only periodically checking up on them, so he's kind of a selfish, o8livious, stupid 8im8o of a man
guys, im chopped, art is cancelled
>>150713740rekt
>>150713754gggRRRR
>>150711177But isn't being hostile to your incredibly retarded, incredibly CVCKED, fans based as fuck?Most of the tumblrs that latched on to homestuck would canabalize each other over politics in a pico second, and hussie ended up attracting those people due to the massive size of HS. Id stay hostile to them
>>150713583thank you anon you are awesome.
>>150713147Surely Hussie's learned some professionalism after all these years, right?
>>150713874haha the joke is that we are entitled to tell Hussie how to behave and conduct himself
>>150713860he pandered to the sjw trannies in the end so this doesn't make sense. he's just inconsistent about everything besides trying to be a control freak
davekat is kinda cute actually. at least in a vacuum for me.
>>150713892It’s not out of character for a guy who built entire plotlines in Homestuck around worshipping bad movies to make a bad visual novel where he panders to his audience and gaslights the reader.
on the homestuck release has anything changed about the comic?
>>150714050Nothing, so far
>>150713913it's just regular old yaoi though
>>150714050No and they have been pretty clear that they're not going to edit anything.
>>150714050The "I"s in the intermission prompts look like "!"s now.
>I couldn't take it any longer, Lord, I was crazed>And when the feeling came upon me like a tidal wave>Started swearing to my God and on my mother's grave>That I would love you to the end of time>I swore I would love you to the end of time!>So now I'm praying for the end of time>To hurry up and arrive>'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you>I don't think that I can really survive>I'll never break my promise or forget my vow>But God only knows what I can do right now>I'm praying for the end of time, it's all that I can do>Praying for the end of time so I can end my time with you!
>>150714156oh yeah?
Will Donnie or Frank be making an appearance in the Homestuck cartoon?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qGNHHKc98s4
>>150713860>isn't being hostile to your incredibly retarded, incredibly CVCKED, fans basedno. their retardation merely imitates his own behaviors. he's retard #0 of the epidemic.throwing tantrums about it doesn't put him on some kind of pedestal.
comic should of had more giant jade
>>150714267>moreactually, it should've had less. It should've been tiny jade
>>150714071yep, after all the timeloops alternate realities and universes destructions.... maybe old comfy yaoi is what i needed.
Back to the pit
I think it'd 8e hot if troll horns were erogenous so I could take Ellith 8y the horns and SNAP THEM WITH MY BARE HANDS in a sexual, toxic blackrom kinda way
Watched both KOG and Homestuck pilot with my normie friends, KOG reaction was like "Damn that's a cool world they live in, I want to know more, damn that's cool as fuck, I can't wait to see what happens next", meanwhile HS reaction was "Why are they fighting over cakes, is this skype? What are these arms? Who are the Gray people? I don't get it"
>>150714347Tiny Dave**Clinging to Jade's nipples
The pilot was to sell merch, they didn't think that shit would land with an wider audience. >>150714551Gdi why is all the size stuff restricted to space players
>>150714551Tiny Jade**Inside David's ballsack. Just chilling in there
>>150714567space places can forcibly resize other people
>>150714611Rita Repulsa was a space player
I really hate how Homestuck has shifted a large part of the internet towards obsession with characters and world building over stories. Theres so much writing that is just "create these characters and make them interact" rather than trying to make any sort of interesting or coherent story.
I caught a cold guys, send me funny memes ;-;
There's nothing wrong with character driven stories, but you have to have a plan to begin with in order to have something for that character to bounce off of
>>150714723It's COVID, you now have brain damage
>>150714723rip lil 8ro. you're gonna fucking DIE 8ro
>>150714723
>>150714709it's the obsession with unique quirks and annoyingly neon color pallets for me
we need to gaslight society into supporting the homestuck adaptation long enough for the "Dave and Karkat argue over a shipping grid" part to be animated because i need "Penis Ouija" to be something I can clip and spam.
>>150714774We have the technologyJust... make it happen
someone should make a mod for homestuck where all the unique colors in pesterlogs are taken out and see if people enjoy it half as much
>>150714777are we making this hapen?
>>150714778colors AND quirks taken out*total autism filter
>>150714778The part that really activates my almonds is that Hussie even makes them use the colors for handwriting
>>150714777nah man it needs to be official. ai just won't cut it, I need to know actual people put time and effort animating Karkat struggling to not draw dicks. I need to know an animation studio's hands were behind it because it's funny.
>>150714789Hey, Andrew, gimme a Homestuck with NOTHIN
>>150714827everything will be there, just not the autism
>>150714789how hard of a dequirkification? are we taking out all the emojis and making everyone type in proper grammar or whatshit, i want formalstuck now
have you seen those Ai spongebob episode clips? its a matter of time
>>150714789So homestuck, but transcribed by John's dad.
>>150714862Abodeimprisoned
>>150714723You didn't specify Homestuck memes so have this
>>150714857>>150714862kino
>>150714857Two versions.>All text is changed to use proper grammar and capitalization/punctuation with no quirks, everything else is the same>All text is run through an anonymizer to be as bland and homogenous as possible, characters are replaced with white mannequins with only their primary appearance trait visible, characters are referred to by said trait (John is Square Glasses, Dave is Sunglasses, Rose is Headband)
>>150714888lelNice trips Vriskers
>>150714919the second one is amazing
>>150714919nah just the first option
Will he make a 3rd?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGmSa-O9q4Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyl5dhcxNMA
murderstuck and the flashes and flash games are the only parts of homestuck i remember or care about
>>150711213>>150711229>>150711260It's surprising to me how much behind the scenes content is forgotten. Everyone knew it when they followed the updates. When he wrote the bulk of the Hussie-insert dates Vriska shit the fandom consensus was he was getting really tired of the comic, bored out of his fucking mind, and that he didn't know where to go with it (this later seemed to change, but it was speculated his artists helped ghostwrite). Sometimes he would literally bitch for paragraphs, and then delete about how bored he was getting, and how the fandom should expect nothing out of the story, plot, or characters because it had gone on too long. Around the same time it was discussed a lot in fandom how he probably hated the trolls, regretted adding all of them, and wished he could kill them all off besides maybe Vriska and Karkat (does too much to kill off), or wished he had killed them off several acts prior (like him supposedly really hating Gamzee, but he was too story relevant to cut out, but wishing he'd have killed him off earlier).
>>150715250>Sometimes he would literally bitch for paragraphs, and then delete about how bored he was getting, and how the fandom should expect nothing out of the story, plot, or characters because it had gone on too long. I believe this but I'm curious where it came from if you remember
>>150715250thanks for the context, it's obvious how bored he was and i agree a lot of act 6 was probably ghostwritten (and ghostdrawn as the characters look off model near the end)
>>150715278Just find the page where he reveals the outcome of the trolls' session in like one paragraphHe basically writes "man this sure would have been an awesome reveal about how all twelve of them were in the same session and screwing each other over with their prototyping but you're getting the abridged version"
>Looking up some details for background lore>A Byzantine emperor had a 13 year old son named John who died during the black plagueThis is a sign
Some of the most interesting revelations I had while reading through homestuck and then checking out the fanbase afterwards is how many things are either throwaway lines or are irrelevant to the story but the fanbase has taken them as core parts of the franchise.The way people revere and obsess over Homestuck while simultaneously picking and choosing which parts of it to take seriously genuinely reminds me of the Bible. Actually I dont want to think about the parallels between Homestuck and the Bible because there's too many and that makes me uncomfortable
Hussie started releasing the shit, here's God Tier Hella Jeff
>>150715516Try not to think about John biting an apple and being taken from a planet described as paradise having a discussion with a troll about who Jesus was too hard then
>>150715528And here's Sweet Bro
>>150714946>“I love u homestuck:>”>“I have a hard time believing that.”lawl
>>150715528>>150715536where does he post this shit
>>150715548The official d*scord
>>150715516Wise man once said>You could make a religion out of thisAnd it rings true since we were on the precipice on kickstarting a pantheistic cult based on the characters in earlier threads
>>150715516Care to illuminate on these irrelevant things? The Bible parallels would be cool too.
Isn't every female troll actually a futa since nooks are assholes and bulges are dicks? There's no mention of pussy at all. They might just have an ovipositor
>>150714567>Gdi why is all the size stuff restricted to space players>why is all the sizeplay stuff restricted to the characters with canon size shifting powers
>>150712541as a kid, i always envisioned a homestuck survival game with terraria or starbound mechanics. but no, we got visual dating sims & a ppint and click game that i forgot its title..
>>150715596there's project genesis, but yeah the available homestuck games kinda suck ass
>>150715250Yeah, but to add to this: he had already come to loathe the fandom by that point as well. Murderstuck was him basically throwing a tantrum about it via the work itself.The more attached to the trolls the fandom got, the less he liked the trolls. Classic transferrence. Using trolls as scapegoats for his personal IRL grievances is something of a recurring theme if you're at all familiar with his (very publicly expressed at the time, albeit in forms he has typically deleted by now) headspace when certain updates released.>>150714778>>150714789>>150714919Typing quirks were a crutch to make giving characters a distinguishable voice easier without putting in any real effort to characterize them. Always have been, always will be. He never really learned how to do characterization without them, and the similarities between characters with similar typing quirks are not sufficiently explained by the "different versions of the same person/direct family relation" excuses provided.Most actual characterization is post-hoc and derived from the fandom, and what little exists in the work itself is reserved for whatever character happened to be an obsession of Hussie's for that period of time.
How did Mituna do it
>>150715628to my understanding, the project has been dead since 2018-19 so no point in mentioning it.but i know that a group is doing a sburb themed game called SBEPIS, and they managed to make the Sylladex and Alchemy into a reality for a game.
I hate pattern recognition so much, I audibly gasped like a fucking ape when I saw picrel in my reccomended; I really shouldn't visit these threads anymore, it's bad for my health.
>>150715690I don't get it are those two friends that are about to go through a very complicated period in their relationship or what
was it all meant to be just a dream
>>150715647Wait so is there a single good thing about this comic or is all just a fluke? And if so why even have these threads.
>>150715596Paper Mario style RPG.
>>150715752Reread it and find out for yourself instead of being brainwashed by some autist's seethepost
KEK
>>150715687i can't tell which foot belongs to which leg
>>150715690as a newfag i thank homosuck for redeeming playing card symbols from the much worse cultures i used to associate them with
>>150715813I know what you are talking about and I hate that I know.
>>150715752i've asked myself that a lot too in recent threads but i don't think it matters whether it was a fluke ultimately. what disturbs me though is that he seemed to be hostile to the idea of anyone else archiving og homestuck or anything to do with the past and called it "obsessing over minutia" in an email he sent to some dude on reddit which made me think they were gonna delete homestuck and rewrite it or tweak it in some ways. the only thing that matters to me is the og comic, if they change it at all i'll be pissed. hussie seems angry that people like the og comic and not whatever pandering slop he's currently trying to push to sell merch. i get that someone else trying to push "the real" version of your story that they basically just headcanonned is annoying, but for hussie to play both sides and both want total control AND not clearly care for the actual comic is just weird
>>150715752fluke or not, the comic had some beautiful moments and i don't think the intention behind it really matters. like it's possible murderstuck was just trying to kill off trolls because he didn't like them or something but it doesn't stop the fact that it's good. it's when it's both malicious AND not good that it starts to become not worth the read
>>150715790what a cruel, horrible thing to ask of a person>>150715752read MSPA. same sort of humor (but better), hits higher highs than Homestuck, and never falls into the traps of either becoming the author's punching bag OR taking itself more seriously than it deserved
>>150715790Eh, I was mostly asking a rhetorical question to get a response.>>150715827>which made me think they were gonna delete homestuckWell, they didn't.>and rewrite it or tweak it in some ways.But they didn't.>the only thing that matters to me is the og comic, if they change it at all i'll be pissedThey already said they are not doing that.>hussie seems angry that people like the og comic and not whatever pandering slop he's currently trying to push to sell merch.But they're rereleasing the og comic in batches, unedited to build hype for it? It seems like he's banking a lot of the marketing on introducing the original story to new readers. And all of the merchandise they're pushing atm is of the original four characters and pre Act 5 stuff?
>>150715728>waaahh waaahh, link to my new stuff, stop caring about the things you care about, reeeeeei see he continues to be very bad at persuasion
>>150715824reveal what you speak of, i want to sink lower.
she cute
>>150715728God he's an idiot.
>>150714827NUTTIN??
>>150715813I totally get that fuck gambling man. Lost me mum to gambling
>>150715919If only you knew what horrible fate awaits her.
>>150715919(newfag) i dont understand why so many people draw her brown or full afro is there any sort of indication of this or is it just fandom mass psychosis again
>>150715941>Cope answerShe lives on an island so her being tan wouldn't be out of the question>Real answerTumblor
>>150715752reading the comic itself is actually quite fun and enjoyable in a vacuum, its just that you could also arguably call its author sort of a lolcowthough that can also be fun and enjoyable at times
>>150715941it's always mass psychosis
>>150715910Cards are used to Racism, Drugs Hierarchy and Race Sex play, some countries use the Card symbols for acts of murder as well (Mainly in Latam and SEA countries)
>>150715752There are better webcomics that don't:1) insult you for liking them2) waste your time by accident when a thread/detail is later forgotten or abandoned3) waste your time on purpose out of spite4) inundate you with entire pages of illegible rainbow garbage text
>>150715941Brown Jade is cute and hot
>>150715941She lives on an island, which means she's a midnight black Tongan ass motherfucker in Tumblr's (currently Twitter's) eyes.Yes, her only three relatives are the whitest people on the planet. No, we're not going to pretend it makes sense.
>>150715968oh, no I already knew that, boring.
>>150715970So we should probably all just pack it up, then?
>>150715998this level of oblivious racism reminds me of the morons who draw Damian Wayne like he's the color of a UPS truck because Talia is from the Middle East
>>150716030Perhaps, but >>150715843 is right - read MSPA first. If it's not your jam, Homestuck offers nothing for you. If it is your jam, Homestuck won't quite scratch that itch well, especially post-Act 5, but it'll get kinda close sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU1fkvTgqQw
>>150716056Jesus it's like watching a crackhead on the street.
>>150716069shut the fuck up
alright got to cascade its been great real great but the infamy of act 6 makes me uneasy do i just give it up here
>>150714723drawfag's kino should pep you right up
Goodnight you fagshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWGE9G3XikY
>>150715998I do not subscribe to shoe-polish negro JadeI do however subscribe to deeply sun-kissed tan (white) Jade
>>150716098Goodnight bbgrl luv you <3
>>150716108>white>not asianso close to peak
>>150716098I think it's very very very funny the average Homestuck fan gets progressively fatter every year
>>150716086Just read it and form your own opinion. Just stop whenever you feel like you're not enjoying yourself anymore.
>>150716108i think all the homestuck kids should be drawn as they are, white skinned and black/white haired. mixing in human colors fucks up the designs, it's like if you made the trolls brown
>>150716138Asians are generally unpleasant to be around and their food is yucky (MSG is a crutch).
>>150716153nepeta is far too good for karshit
>>150716153Cats are obligate carnivores Karkat, are you trying to fuck up Nepeta's GI tract
This might get me on the list but...sex.
>>150716181i'll fuck up nepeta's tract alright
>>150716179bruh thinks hes sephiroth
>>150716191anon... POOP comes from there........
>>150716108I subscribe to black Jade with big ole dark nipnops
>>150716181Nepeta isn't a cat, she's just autistic
>>150716204To match a Dave so pale he reflects moonlights
>>150715877the comic has already been unreadable for years and why else would hussie get pissed at other people archiving and hosting the comic if he wasn't threatened by the idea that people could access the source material from anything other than the official website? i get he has to make money but flash has been broken since like 2017 so in 2020 it was totally understandable that another site wanted to preserve homestuck and make it readable while the "official team" was busy making vriska trans and writing jade dog dick shit. the whole comic isn't even out yet on the official website. it's hussie's hostility to other people archiving homestuck that is weird to me. they might be nostalgiapandering for now but it must be true that he still holds the same disdain for the comic, his money is just tight right now
>>150716214With a bwc
>>150716224and to me, andrew's whole attitude is just essentially "forget what mattered to you about my work in the past because i don't like it so you shouldn't either, it's basically pathological" and that lines up with his attitude in-writing but not only is that rude, it's trying to force people to redirect their love for the comic into whatever fucking new product he wants to push like shitty continuations, a shitty pilot, or an entirely new shitty work like psycholonials
>>150716086The peak is already behind you. It gets worse, yes, but it also gets more miserable.I say continue if you want to, but I'd also keep in the back of your mind the possibility of treating Homestuck as if it ended right then and there. It might be more satisfying.
>>150714946holy kino
>>150716238I mean half his commentary by the end was him trying to write essays to convince you why you should only like what he tells you to like.
>>150716213Being autistic doesn't disqualify her from being a cat, if anything its a point in its favor
>>150716238This has always been the kind of person he is, he's just learned a little bit more therapyspeak. Narcissists don't ever get better, they just double down and/or collapse.
>>150716280the fuck is therapyspeak
>>150716295Dressing up his words in big complex sayings that mean very little but sound legitimate.
>>150716295Be glad you don't know.
>>150716224>why else would hussie get pissed at other people archiving and hosting the comicThe UHC and the asset pack are still up. That entire Gio thing was just another series of intrafandom slapfighting. Embarrassing, but I just don't see it as him trying to purge any archive of the comic. Kici.moe and Chadthundercock mirrors are still up.>the whole comic isn't even out yet on the official website.The rerelease is part of a marketing ploy to build hype for the pilot, capitalizing on the fact that the site was poorly maintained under the Viz rework. Whether it's working or not is another thing, but he is planning to rehost the entire comic, it's already on Act 5.
>>150716280Aren't you engaging in therapy speak by making such a confident diagnosis on a e-celebrity?
>>150716098I could only get through 10 seconds
>>150710607>all this dirk bullyingI'm so sorry dirk for laughing
>>150716338Damn, you finish quick.
>>150715842Hot take: I don't find murderstuck good and I think fandom opinion of it was carried by hype around the time it came out. And it's still just hype even now, except it's more like going through the hype motions because they've been hyping it up for like the last fifteen years.
>>150716327did you even read that email from 2020? he said archiving his past work was "bordering on obsession" and a psychological problem lmao. it's clear he only took that one dude's homestuck collection down because he was salty everyone was downloading it instead of reading beyond canon or whatever was coming out in 2020. in any case they left homestuck unreadable for half a decade and are only now trying to rectify it only to promote the pilot
>>150716336That's the joke, yeah.
>>150716427That particular anon seems to really not like criticism of Hussie.Suspicious.
>>150716427my bad, i guess it's still on github or whatever, but my thing is, WHATS THE FUCKING ISSUE? if andrew didnt have a problem with the unofficial collection, why the fuck would he contact the dude and talk about handing over creative rights or becoming part of the "homestuck creative union" or whatever the fucking gay shit? he is and has been hostile for absolutely no reason
Fuck the anon that suggested reading Sburb:Refresh, the ending sucked so much
>>150716477spoil it for us
>>150715728Im getting brain damage just from reading this
>>150714723have this request someone made to me a while ago and horuss titties.Also, hello guys, I love you.Keep making threads I want to whiteboard. I'm going to bed, bye.
>>150716493NTA but last time I checked the author got burned out due to working for more than a year on a single flash and decided he couldn't keep going with it, so he rushed an ending where esentially everyone dies while someone writes and explanation of what was happening
>>150716516Nicely done, as always.Have a good night.
>>150716477I'm not gonna say too much because I can't be bothered, but:>Hussies releases Sburb in 2024, a group of 6 kids start a session. Shenanigans ensue, as they navigate themselves, their friends, their lands and their classpects (some of them are entirely new classpects). It goes nice and solid, slowly getting more interesting with the kids learning that an inter-dimensional demon will enter their session and screw things up (that demon was actually hiding in the subconsciousness of the kids the whole time), alongside an extremely powerful super-soldier Dersite who does a Bec Noir and kills everyone on Skaia(He never becomes relevant in the story ever again). Then, the author gets tired of doing the story, and does one of those things where they summarise the rest of the story in a really shitty way, with some things left unexplained. In the end, everyone fucking dies lol
>>150713284I'll never forget you guys. may we meet again, after our scratch
oh well, at least they're putting the comic back up, that's all i wanted. better late than never
>>150716557why does gamzee have jaundice
>>150716477I suggested it while particularly warning you that it leaps off a cliff due to the author losing interest.
>>150716572thats how trolls go super-trollian
>>150716557meant to reply to >>150716493
>>150716516>fem horussindigobloods are built for rule 63
>>150716767Sick (compliment) freak (insult)
Just failed my motorcycle exam, can anyone draw meenkat to cheer me up
>>150716767
>>150716869meenkat is a pedophilic groomer ship
>>150716907so? draw it.
>>150716869I'll add it to my list :)
>>150709976Vriska defenders will never be able to pass a basic literacy check.
>>150715577No nooks are vaginas assholes are waste chute
>>150710060Don't worry, Anon, that one guy already drew his fatassed troll OC smooching an anonself-insert. Looks like you got yourself a gf.
>>150710836She does have pee pee though she's trans
>>150711246GET THEM AWAY FROM MEGET THEM OFF NOOWWWWW AAHHHHHHHHHH
>>150716869nta but hope you feel better"ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better."
>>150717001Thank you Anon thats very sweet of you. And great drawing!
>>150716971>still falling for the 11 hour old bait
I managed to convince some friends to read homestuck as a group, 2 of them are new to it, the other one is on his second read. Two more souls are dragged to the pit.
>>150717025you gotta all read aloud together. shit is so much fun, especially multi-character convos
>>150717025hell yeah, condemn them all
>>150717034unfortunately the agreement is that we read a set amount of pages per week and gather to discuss, but ive made some arrangement to how much we have to read so we can at least see seer: descend and cascade together
fandom crossover art are so fun
>>150717073lol
>>150717025I try my best to respect other people liking different things, but if someone tries to get me into this bullshit again, I will find and kill at least one of you in these threads. It was annoying enough 15 years ago.
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>>150717153>One of them gets culled by a drunk Highblood in a truck.
>thread dying before reaching bump limitgrim, the pilot really screwed up the fandom
>>150717632Not as hard as Jade didWith her LONGGIRTHYSWEAT SLICKEDSALTYLove for being irrelevant.
going in for the first time, how many characters will i have to name going into it?
>>150718074What do you mean you have to name? Like main characters?
>>150718074Seven but be careful, certain syllables kick of events later on.
>>150709845Si I've read up to the end of disc one, and I'll say that I feel like this entire fifth act has been a complete downgrade of where nothing happens except for the occasional plot forwarding in-between long long stretches of conversation. I can't even say that it has the same feel as the four acts prior because it just doesn't, its less visual novel now than it is an illustrated text book where everything is told in dialogue between two characters (and there sudden apparent 'relationships') with little to no narration which is my least favorite type of writing style.I have produced this image to encapsulate my disappointment in fewer words.
>>150718334>John marrying DDBit of a crackship, but continue, you're onto something here.
>>150718334Yep that's where the comic underwent a radical shift in fans and swelled with the tumblr crowed that demanded everyone be abused, gay and in love.
Unf- fish butlers. Why is Yttris so cute bros
>>150718724He's just kinda Nice Eridan in a suit to me. Kinda boring
>>150718461Oh no it was meant to be the other one as to be ironic with how he and John are currently enemies, but my drawing is to shitty to tell which one it is, which to be fair I couldn't tell them apart to begin with when first reading intermission due to their similar design.
>>150716336The real question and the one that will only get more frequently asked as time goes by is if a machine wrote itNot looking forward to the near future where public discussion is deliberately made impossible by a tide of LLM bots
>>150718898>I couldn't tell them apart to begin with when first reading intermission due to their similar designJack/Slick's head is shapped like an upside down egg, and has angry slanted eyes. DD's head is more symmetrical with slightly smaller eyes and a more neutral expression. Also, they have unique heights.
>>150718230you literally get a different customized experience depending on what you input? aw man, that's exactly what I was afraid of! Is it asking for the full name or just the four/six letters of each of the seven's (I thought it was six!) first names? I was just going to go off the wiki's names for each character. Mainly just because it's thousands of pages long, I don't want to deal with constantly appearing characters having dumb names that make for some seriously off-putting dialogue to have to read through but I also care about preserving Hussie's vision first and foremost. I want to have the most pure virgin butthole no-shit-on-the-penis first time experience reading Homestuck. I've been putting off reading it for the better half of a decade since I first saw discussion of it on this website, intimidated by it's sheer size rivaling that of the holy works of humanities oldest religions! but I can at least take solace in knowing the fact that once I finally finish this work after so many years in the dark I can now join you people in your discussion of this truly praise worthy piece of media!I'm actually doing all of this so I can finally play Undertale! and then of course Deltarune, once that's finished...
>>150719141I swear he looked much taller than that most of the time.
>>150719249The only real added understanding of Undertale / Deltarune you're going to take away from this experience is how using kids as main characters can backfire and what ensemble casts do to a narrative (nothing good). But it was here where Toby got the idea to make his own game.
>>150716869Karkat would fail a motorcycle test in from of meenah
>>150718724If a highblood could be cullbait this would be it
>>150718724fucking who?
New pages addedTavros gets a flash forward of a troll cutting his legs off. A troll even stops by to make fun of him for not being able to walk. Terezi's lusus dies in a dramatic fashion after we get a brief explanation of how she can still perceive things.Aradia gets introduced. With a name that's a very unsubtle allusion to her role in the story. She also happens to have a laptop with a human on it. How weird is that. Another troll has her put Sollux to sleep so they can "be the leader" (apparently being the first into the game is important to them).Nepeta is introduced. >KARKAT CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S ASKING AN AUTISTIC GIRL IN A CAVE TO JOIN HIS TEAM.Tavros remembers the last time he was happy: before a troll tried to kill him, and left him for dead paralyzed from the waist down.Aradia prototypes the head of a giant stone frog, and then herself. It turns out she was a ghost the whole time. How does that even work? Vriska is finally introduced as "the huge bitch" who paralyzed Tavros. She has a conversation with someone who is left unnamed and undisplayed but appears to have had a role in all the events leading up to the trolls' entry into the game.Equius gets introduced. Vriska tries to read his mind, and he has her slap herself with a robotic arm. I'm sure this will not become a problem later. He reveals the robot he built for Aradia.Terezi has some important details about Vriska's history. She fed anyone she could catch to her guardian so it wouldn't eat her. She warns Aradia not to try and get revenge on Vriska for crippling Tavros, the act which seems to be responsible for breaking up their gaming group. I'm sure this will not have severe ramifications in the near future!
>>150720076Vriska is a hypno bitch and she bluh bluh.
>>150720076this is a little 8efore the time where I wanted to see Vriska get killed 8y Tavros. It's a shame, really
>>150720076Are newgens angry that Karkat is saying autistic as an insult towards Nepeta?
>>150720156>newgensthere are no newgens 8ro. they didn't even watch the pilot, they're not gonna have the attention span to read a we8comic
Whores Vagina is a valid troll name
>>150720156This is around the time you have to end each conversation reminding yourself that these are thirteen year old kids. These are not thirteen year old kid conversations
>>150720210Stupid Nigger is also a valid troll name
Good morning HSGstudio announcement soon Fuck this cold. I wanna double it and give it to the next person
>>150710365Who is this?
>>150720523Ram ranch really rocks!
>>150720593Wrong fanventure, Ram Ranchs for beneViolent.
>>150720210>>150720334Two well respected and productive members of troll society who live and die without learning about any sort of connotations their names might have in other alien cultures.
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>>150714567If you want even weirder lore size stuff used to be restricted to mainly vriska through someone on tumblr who nearly groomed themselves over their sheer popularity then collapsed into a twitter black hole
let HSG die like the pilotforgotten and ignored
>>150720953>nearly groomed themselvesfuckin kids with no fuckin idea what "grooming" meansthey're already doing to it the same thing they did to gaslighting
Imagining what a time traveling AI would sound like is extremely entertaining
>>150720983I know exactly what I meant and chose the word deliberately and accurately. Like this one: nigger
>>150721257stop gaslighting me, groomer
>>150721311Stop grooming me, gaslighter.
Double gaslighting groomer reacharound
>>150720815deserves rape (8ecause she's a low8lood)
her
>>150721572what's her 8lood color
>>150721572melanoma
>>150720962i like how everyone just silently agreed with this. i'm sure as hell not baking.
>>150720815Ellsee is cute even if her comic sucks ass
>>150721684i'll do it then. in a moment
>>150717632Its for the best. Half of the posts in these threads have been moaning about how 50% of the comic is shit, Hussie is a narcissistic Machiavellian supervillain who killed their dog, and all the actually active spinoff material has been concocted by an LGBT cabal to antagonize them. You can only maintain that level of parasocial hate for that long. People's time is better spent on things they enjoy, rather than clinging to their imagined ideal Homestuck that lasted for 2 seconds, if at all, then remembering it doesn't exist and getting frothing mad and writing another paragraph picking apart a total stranger's imagined biography, marital status, mental health diagnoses.You don't have to do this. Just go read, watch, or play anything else.
after the epilogues does Dirk have a "coming out" situation or he is just a ally who happens to be a seer too?
>>150721913>maybe they'll stop believing Hussie is an ass if i mischaracterize what they're saying about him with a comical exaggerationi don't really understand why people still carry water for the man. he seems to hate the people who do most of all.hell, the retards whining about LGBT stuff weren't even blaming Hussie for it - they're busy seething over the boyars "corrupting" their tsar's vision.
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>>150721724thanks, anon
>>150720516character in both space days and it's intersecting comic prisounebound
Migrate>>150721951>>150721951>>150721951
>>150721952You seem to be under the impression I think he's a saint or a pleasant guy to be around. Probably not. I just don't see how it's productive to spend so much mental bandwidth fixated on him, on what he thinks and feels.>he seems to hate the people who do most of allI don't give a fuck who he hates or likes and I can't imagine the mindset of someone who is so preoccupied with it.>>150721953Arrrrgh, this makes me.... mad? I'm mad now. I guess. Or wait, I don't really care.
>>150722005nobody cares if you care or not
