As I sit in the corner of the room with a twisted ankle, tears of pain streaming down my face, I mull deeply over the excuse that I'll be giving to the sickbay doctor which doesn't include the fact that I was precariously standing on a stack of furniture in an attempt to disable the red alert alarm in my quarters.
RelatableI guess
I enjoy the adventures of Starfleet Ronnie. He could milk this for a bit
>>150711411it doesn't matter if he was standing on a stack of furniture, it's not like his quarters has anywhere to strap in when a photon torpedo hits.
getting PTSD from this one in relation to apartment fire alarm testing. 10/10
>>150711950immediately got a visual in my head of Ronnie rolling out of bed like a bouncy ball at the first blow against the Enterprise, kek
Ronnie owes me sex
>>150712318Me too. I'm waiting for him to rent out Agrias.
>>150711411>weeeeUMPit just sounds off
>>150713167it's "whomp"
>>150711411Is this a plot armor joke?
>>150714269Nah, red alerts happen a lot on the show.
>>150711411what does the sick bay doctor do that the ship's computer is unable to do on its own?
>>150711411Literally me with the fire alarm.
>>150714269Red alerts happen so often on the Enterprise you are better off staying in bed because it's probably just some Romulan bullshit or a time loop you're better off being stuck in bed for rather than being in like a death loop in the cargo bay when a crate falls on you because Ronnie's ass would be stacking crates.
>>150712837>having the mechanical food fairy drop food directly into your mouth
>>150714568Witty banter to put the patient at ease/distract them from the treatment.
>>150714269Its a >"my apartment has faggots pulling the fire alarm every weekend so i'd rather burn alive than get out of bed for this bullshit again" jokeWhich may or may not be relatable depending on how closely you know someone who was affected by this
>>150714568Magic up cures for all the new diseases they discover and treat patients with unknown physiologies.Also offer witticisms/snark as needed
>>150714589This. Fucking thing is gonna be the death of me someday.
>>150714568Move around and actually do stuff.
>>150714568solve murders, fuck lamps, be a lamp, be genetically better than you, shit on your clean shirtsdepends on the ship
>>150714252>whore-mapthe fuck
>>150711411Uh, during a Red Alert, everyone has an assigned station to go to. It's the same as a US Navy General Quarters.
>>150717240Ronnie's assigned station is his bunk, to help the ship maintain balance for combat maneuvers at impulse speed.
>>150717647>Ronnie's job is literally just to be a source of mass for the Enterprise
>>150716274Get the computer some wheels then
>>150711930Yeah, it's a funny bit
>>150717725Yeah, thats why he's a science division crewman.
>>150714568in voyager the doctor is the computer
>>150721433Not really.
>>150721433>didn't watch voyager
>>150711411bump
>>150714568Work when the ships power was down and be racist
>>150714589It stresses my dog out to much I have to attend to it right away.
What happened?
>>150723344Ronnie got busted for cheese pizza
>>150723344spoken like a true romulan spy. i will tell you nothing
>>150722529werent all the ai chatbots racist and had to get lobotomized
