>Hey Dad, if there's a doggie Heaven does that mean there's a doggie Hell?>Well...of course. There can't be a Heaven if there isn't a Hell.>Who's there?>Oh...Hitler's dog, that dog Nixon had...what was his name? Chester?>Checkers.>Right. And one of the Lassies. You know, the mean one. The one that mauled Timmy?
>>150713640I want Bart's feet and Lisa feet's on my face.
Checkers was a good boy, he did nothing wrong. It wasn't his fault Nixon used him for political propaganda.
>>150713669Yes.
>>150713640Matt Groening really hated Nixon, didn't he?
>>150714817It's normal to hate evil people
>>150714835Nixon was an average level of evil for a US Pres. Matt hates him because it was hip to hate him during his teen years and he never moved on.
>>150713669same
Harry Shearer also still lets Nixon live rent free in his head
>>150714835So does Matt hate himself for raping all those children on Epstein island?
>>150713640What did Blondi do wrong
>>150714877wonder how many Millenials will still be ranting about Bush and Obama in front of their grandkids someday?
>>150715071Millennials don't even care about dubya anymore because "at least he's not heckin blumpf" even though he was objectively a hundred times worse.
Charlie Kirk's dog is definitely in hell
>>150715085Stfu troon
>>150714877>Nixon was an average level of evil for a US PresHe absolutely was not. Nixon's evil would make Jackson blush.Motherfucker sabotaged peace in Vietnam to get elected. The amount of blood on his hands from that one act alone is staggering.That's not even getting into the shit he helped Roger Stone start.
>>150715146Go to bed, Matt.
>>150715071To be fair W. Bush was actually a dog shit president that did irreparable damage to the American education system.Also spent too much time bending over backwards to try to appeal to daddy by fighting those wars he always wanted.Obama is weird, certain people basically dick suck the guy constantly but all I only really remember him as that surprisingly hawkish president who liked drones. I guess he won a noble peace prize for being black, that was pretty embarrassing considering the aforementioned drones. I can't really say anything negative about him outside of that. Obamacare was a pretty funny half measure.>>150715146I don't know if Nixon really compares to the whole trail of tears thing. I know it's fun to think of Jackson as being the party president who beat up a would be assassin with a hickory stick, but the guy was a genuine monster in a way that not many people can claim.
>>150714877>Matt hates him because it was hip to hate him during his teen years and he never moved on.People find the dumbest shit to come up with to generate drama to shitpost about.
