Spidery women edition.
>>150722007this guy is fucking DERANGED wtf
>>150722007This is why he has been entirely unable to make anything of quality since. He's unable to admit to his own failings, and that in and of itself is a failing.
>>150722007An artist is kind of full of himself. Stop the presses. Let's fill another ten threads with how he's a horrible irredeemable person and this apparently matters so much, but not enough to just drop the comic entirely and stop giving it word of mouth advertisement.
>>150721951third for 8est spider
>>150722034close enough
Nigger Faggot is a valid troll name
vriska
>>150722063is worst spider. yes, we know
how did this meme start anyway?
>>150722007Th1s 1s Funny.
>>150722075That's just a Postal 2 reference, anon.
>>150722075it was on the white8oard one time and we ALL signed it. you had to 8e there
>>150721951Ooooooooh fuck a spider OP quick post sexy spiders
>>150722092not op, 8ut
>>150722089I remember that, shit was cash, I loved having a hand on tossing that little bitch into the sun...
>>150722092there's literally a sexy spider thread on the board right now >>150696992trolls have insufficient limbs for it, anyway
nuhpee
>>150722177>her bangs make a heart in the negative space of her foreheadkino
(150722096)Tire of this. Wake up call to anyone that processes such weak bacon powered posts.We mustn't forget to wear a tie to the gala Hassan.Them bones them bones them dry bones now hear the words of the lord.
>>150722209that's why she's rapea8le
>>150722228idk what you're yapping a8out 8roski, 8ut... look at this hot spider 8itch
>>150722228Several months after the Second Tiberium War has concluded, GDI conducts a salvage operation to recover important technology from Kane's former Temple in Cairo, including the alien database known as the Tacitus. Shortly after it is recovered, an ion storm hits the command ship Kodiak carrying it and causes it to crash. Because of a communication blackout with the space station Philadelphia, GDI officer General Paul Cortez assumes temporary command from a ground base, and assigns a commander to recover the database and any survivors at the crash site, whereupon the core is sent to a GDI research team led by Cortez's ex-wife Dr. Gabriella Boudreau, who is working to find the means to counter the spread of Tiberium before the planet becomes too toxic for humans to live on.Next on the weather channel baaaaaaawwwww!
AHHHHHH I JUST WANNA HUG DIRK
Am I having a stroke?
>>150722304wwhhyy ddoo yyoouu aasskk??
Everybody wants to be mindfang but don't nobody wanna sail no eight-ass seas.
>>150722304I've been stroking my bulge got grubsauce on my shit
>>150722472yummy!! *slurps all of the gru8sauce off*
>>150722390rapist character
>>150722511yeppers :)
>>150722089>>150722108That drawing itself existed before because one Anon roleplayed on Dreambubble as Caliborn collecting signatures i believe, the Whiteboard ones based off of it because its fucking hilarious.
karkat is a faggot lol
>>150722761could the sky be blue too?
>>150722209they're also little fangs for her hat sometimes
>>150722761what else is new?
karakalicious
>>150722913it drives terezi loco
>>150722978and Dave and Jade and himself
>>150722992he has a madness aura (is an asshole)
read the epiloguethat was something, yep yep
>>150723060why is nannasprite so sexy here? I know Jane's a thicc 8addie 8ut DAMN
Last thing you see before getting slimed in texas
>>150722993Who is this and why should I care.
>>150723147>slimedi-is he gonna nut on me?
anyone still here from when hsg got banned after raiding /v/ during the hiveswap kickstarter lol
I was 32 years old when I realized Bec Noir killed this guy out of anger for what happened to Jade
>>150723264moron or old oldhead, call it
>>150723264bec noir is kind of a weirdo
>>150723264>this guyHe's the Courtyard Droll
>>150723315fatty
You know even though I wasn't a fan of a lot of creative decisions of the Homestuck pilot, I am disappointed it's not succeeding. When I see fans complaining about the pilot it makes me realize how others must have felt during 2020 election season when I would shit on Biden and Trump because I wanted Bernie to win.
>>150723460
more (vriska) suffering, please
>>150723538Vriska happiness instead.
>>150722209>>150722831case in point: >>150723460
>>150723554same thing, really
>>150723554now. (vriska) suffering, vriska torture, and vrissy rape
>>150723460shit like these are a guilty pleasure
what happened to aradia and sollux after the game ended? did they just get swallowed up by the void?
>>150723704This is explained in the Epilogues.Before the Epilogues, there is no conclusive answer.
>>150723775uh what is going on here?
>>150723775why is he putting his balls in the microwave
>>150723828Im pretty sure thats a AC.
>>150723775i'Ll JuSt SwOoCe RiGhT iN!
>>150723871>putting this much effort into one of the worst, least important parts of the storywow.
>>150722007Hussie bad give me likes
Good evening, /hsg/.
>>150723967hrgn, 8est girl...
FOR NEWFAGS WHO WANT TO READ THE ORIGINAL WEBCOMIC:Download this https://github.com/GiovanH/unofficial-homestuck-collection/releases/tag/v2.7.2And this https://www.mediafire.com/file/r5qt9byxu4h3ej9/The_Unofficial_Homestuck_Collection.zip/fileOr just use one of these websites (Less ideal)https://mspa.chadthundercock.com/https://homestuck.kici.moe/I'm starting to think this copypasta is becoming less and less necessary
What is the point of all of these screenshots.
>>150724080hussie bad, be mad
>>150723901That's game dev in a nutshell though
>>150724080While the intention is to show how hussie is bad most are amusing in their own right
>>150724080sorry, i'm probably spamming, i'll stop posting
>>150724097But half of these are just about Doc Scratch and obvious jokes from his self insert character?
>>150724056>more eager to seek the truthcodeword for "young troubled girls who think they know best which makes it incredibly easy to open their legs"
>>150724060and where would i go for cute jades like the ones you post mspabooru is full of trash
>>150724133Yes this is what the allegory.
>>150724135I've been getting them from mspabooru :/
>>150724170that's rough
Did Doc Scratch groom Caliborn
>>150724195Doc Scratch is Caliborn
>>150724195He doesn't even have hair
>>150722007Anon this is clearly a joke
>>150724265You're clearly new. You didn't see the insane yellow yard and gold calf rants. That man is 100% sincere about his delusions of grandeur, and he hides it behind a brittle old shell of irony.
>>150723844sWoOcESwOoCe>successfully in
>>150723151It's gio and you should care because hussie is a cult leader who literally raped them
>>150724195Who do you think groomed doc scratch?
>>150724276Anon it's all jokes. Do you think that vriska is fat actually? Or sollux is actually called solluxander
>>150724276>You're clearly new if you don't haven't built up the same parasocial mythology I have in my head about Andrew HussieK
>>150724295Yeah, sure, the same guy who 'joked' about wanting to fuck a 13 year old. Real benefit of the doubt here.
why is doc scratch, a first guardian, working for lord english?
>>150724276Do not recite the old texts at me, I was there. I was there during the form spring. I was there during prime Homestuck general with its many tripfags
>>150724324I was there too, retard! And it was the same dumb arrogant bullshit then as it is now!
>>150724321Yes it was a joke you autist
>>150724321Ermmm... Youre actually right, that sounds hella problematic. In fact, I'm getting squicked out right now thinking about it! Yikes
>>150724328Sure you were
Homestuck isn't coming back, and defending Hussie isn't going to make merch sales increase.
>>150724352Oh, okay.
>>150724352>Hussie isn't going to make merch sales increasehe would if he made dirk and roxy plushies
Your one and only chance is for Toby to use his clout to get it greenlit.
>>150724438Alright, good to know.
>>150724438What clout? Taking 10 years to drip release one game? Making songs for objectively the worst pokemon game
>>150724486Yes that clout (it's 500x more than hussie has)
>>150723666satan has spoken
>>150724486He gets to rub shoulders with actual Japanese game developers
>>150724486Yeah? Dude is loved in Japan, gave a copy to the fucking Pope, and hangs with other developers all the time. You hate him, but I'll repeat it; Toby's clout is the only chance this has of taking off after such disappointing pilot numbers and mediocre merch.
>>150724505>Game freak>Actual Japanese game developersKek
I got touched on by andrew hussie and he called me 'Frisky Vrisky' while he did it, he jiggled my ballsack with his hands and dressed me up like a horse and now I have to tell 4chan all about it
>>150724516i can somehow tell you're black by this post
>>150724510
haha... YES!
>>150724323Supposed to show how big LE is. Like a mob boss who bought out the government. Though it's not super clear to me what first guardians are even meant to guard against. Unsanctioned frog temple defilement? Planetary level threats?
>>150724523Andrew hussie also put me in black face and called me an octoroon while he spanked me that's why I gotta post these screenshots you don't get it
>>150724541>Though it's not super clear to me what first guardians are even meant to guard againstthey 'guard' against interference from doing horrible things to little girls and ensuring the cycle of death and fate continues
>>150724544the self-own is crazy
>>150724544fuck off to your troon cave with your hussie worship fantasies
>>150724012Hypno bitch! Bluh bluh!
>>150724585I can't help but worship him I have stockholm syndrome, every time I see a bucket I get phantom butt pains. We have to fucking stop this guy
>>150724629>DAMNING EVIDENCE_69420.jpg
>>150724295I am of the opinion thay having so many people constantly praise you and take you seriously while you pump out the most thoughtless unserious jokes and integrate them into the most important parts of your story and world building does unimaginable damage to the human brain and that Andrew Hussie is currently living with like 9 concussions worth of brain damage from his fanbase
>>150724731>Andrew Hussie is currently living with like 9 concussions worth of brain damage from his fanbasei believe it, with the caveat that at least 4 of them were self-inflicted
>>150724731nah, he just has a severe but banal case of irony poisoning and being a rich boy without responsibilities
>>150724541>Though it's not super clear to me what first guardians are even meant to guardtheir respective planet. which is why I'm confused doc scratch is endorsing a guy who wants to destroy it all. he doesn't seem like the guy to be bribe-able. and if he is, what could caliborn possibly entice him with so badly?
>>150724629>ahaha, hussie was so funny on formspring! those heckin haters have nothing on him, he's always two steps ahead! he will always get the last laugh and i will be rewarded parasocially as a fan!>uh... what the heck?...
>>150724508>gave a copy to the fucking Popewhut?!
>>150724771What is the issue here? That a fictional character is a bad guy?
>>150724768maybe if Hussie spent time developing his plot he could have worked English creating a corrupted First Guardian for his own purposes
>>150721951whiteboard linkhttps://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76042456-2100-2787
>>150724790That was matpat from game theory
>>150724794it's not a surprise to me that you're actually this retarded
>>150724790Pope Francis owned Undertale. I think it was MatPat that gave it to him though, no involvement from Mr. Radiation.
>>150724808Doc Scratch is an allegory for a child predator but does not actually sexually abuse the people he predates because he is an asexual puppet with no genitalia. What is there to understand?
>>150724807>>150724811>no let's play from the fucking pope himselfwhy even live
>>150724841Bro would argue there is a LOT of molesting you can do with a puppet.
>>150724871True, that's why he's the pro and I'm not.
>>150724892they should sell this
>>150724841ok i'm sorry for being mean, i wasn't trying to be racist with the black comment, i just thought "touched on" was something black people say
>>150724768P-Space bends to the will of the guy who can win a dead session. Might be as simple as that. We see how he gets made.
>>150724922They did
>>150724927It probably is, who cares.
>>150724928I wish Hussie realized just how much money he could make if he just did a simple book whose only content was describing all different kinds of session-types, and having SHITLOADS of Landporn. It's bizarre to see an artist who has no idea how to play into his own strengths.
>>150724782they got the wrong guys with the wrong girls
>>150724980
I might say I want to rape roxy I don't really mean it. I only want the best for her. I would certainly never slip a roofie into her drink and then tell her it was her idea the next day. I would never prey on her isolation. Alienating her from her friends and making her reliant on me for her social connections. I would also never ever bend her over the table when I feel like it and ask why she enjoys it. Even when she doesn't. And if I say I want to do that to her I'm joking. I love Roxy Lalonde!
>>150721951This is worst art I've ever seen, what the fuck are the noses
>>150724841>Doc Scratch is an allegory for a child predatordid you even read that screenshot? hussie said doc scratch is not a child predator
>>150721951This is some eleutheromania, neopuritanism, oedipal complex and oikophobia type shit
>>150724988cringe. incest is 8ased
>>150724756Where's her belly button
>>150725044karkat does not know any of those words
>>150725040He said that he is not a literal pedophile (true), but that it struck him 'as a pretty amusing angle on an omniscient character to be a bit of a creeper'.
>>150725010anon I don't know how to tell you this but you're saying all of that because SHE roofied YOU first, and then force fed you party drugs
>>150725044Shut up Kankri, this is why nobody likes you
>>150725078being "a bit creepy" isn't the same thing as being a child predator, even hussie calls his own self-insert 'creepy' when he's talking to vriska and meenah. hussie saying doc scratch isn't a pedophile = saying doc scratch isn't a child predator
>>150725101also he said he didn't even intend to write scratch as creepy at first, which is telling in itself
>>150725069Why would she have a belly button
>incest is bad because of social dynamics!but they weren't raised as siblings so those dont exist>if they have children then they'll be genetic freaks!Well they either could not have kids, use the ectoplasm kid making machine instead, or be jade and accept that your kids will be genetic creeps irregardless>it normalizes an unhealthy and immoral type of relationship!!!Virtually every relationship in homestuck is unhealthy and/or immoral
>>150725151>Virtually every relationship in homestuck is unhealthy and/or immoralwell that much I won't argue
>>150725069they dont have one, theyre paradox babies
>>150724959he's saving that for homestuck 3: electric boogaloo
>>150724806encourage anons check their doodles again. I've interacted with a few
>>150725069In Homestuck your belly button, like your nipples, get passed on to your child
them
>>150725287should kiss
Did anyone actually appreciate the fact that Hussie made the Prince and Page god outfits look so fucking stupid
>>150725304moiralliagently*
>>150725335It's funny.
Nepeta sexoNesexo.
>>150725287HIM
>>150725335I thought they were funny as shit and then I found out I'm a page
>>150724768Anon doc is caliborn he and Lord English are two sides of the same cal
>>150725342page of doom...
>>150725335it just felt whatever at that point, cheap obvious jokes
>>150725382Page of womb*
>>150725463I'd correct you and say Space are the Womb players, but weirdly every example of one has been some weird pervert who doesn't birth
>>150725342funny thing is, the shithead in this pic is a Prince. still need to draw him in the fit
>>150725151/a/ thinks incest is only bad because of biological relation because that's how they justify their adopted incest fetish but homestuck fans think incest is only bad because of social upbringing to justify their biological incest fetish
>>150725383I like when dirk is trying to encourage calliope to shows off her art so she shows him her doodle of his god tier and he's so taken aback his first impulse is to tunnels in on the fact he has to really wear those "poofy asshole pants"
>>150725484That's just classpect inversion.
>>150725515No actual ret/a/rd thinks NBR is anything but pussy shit
>>150725526whats that
Why is he so fucking mean to Yttris
>>150725551When a player works against the native urges of their aspect.
>>150725335Prince looks fine and Pages are joke characters like Bards
>>150725552douche character is a douche
>>150725552He spittin facts. Eyecanditris is cull bait who won't amount to anything. He's tavros but likable.
>>150725577>cull baitwatch your fucking mouth yttris is a national treasure
>>150725605He's a classic homestuck genderswap archetype. To be seen and not heard. Maybe to be used as motivation for greater characters. At best.
>>150725552He's mad because he has L rizzYttris will knife you in the ribs before you even know he's a threat
>>150725633
>>150725577Hes anything but cullbait you stupid nigger, that motherfucker waltzed right into a Fuschia meeting with no second thought.
>>150721951Homestuck will never get picked up.
>>150725781that's ok, the threads alone have been fun as hell
>>150725781It will maneuver and manipulate until carrying it is natural
Hussie drew beta kids playing fnaf, one of the winning entries1/3
>>150725834This man should not be allowed around kids
>>150725834>Hussie being a hypocrite as per usualLmao
>>1507258342/3
>>1507258453/3yeah this one's kinda lazy, but that's because the next 2 requests are gonna be very high effort
>>150725845>>150725860This isn't Dave. Why isn't he acting all hyperactive like in the show?
>>150725834>>150725845>>150725860isnt this the main office of the latest game?
>>150725781I really think it had a shot, but it just has too much competition in an increasingly unstable market.
>>150725834>>150725845>>150725860no hussie you fuck-up that's a room in secret of the mimic there's no foxy or checking on him or jackshit in that game what the fuck are you doing
>>150725893the dude is 50, it's unsettling to see
>>150725834why the hell are jade, dave and john wearing short sleeve shirts
now that hussie is on the walk of shame and seems to be washing his hands of those losers, should i try to read beyond canon? how is it?
These new fans are something else
>>150726004It's quite decent, especially artwise
>>150726004Not good. At its best its just kind of tedious.
>>150726013
>>150726013The axiom holds true
>>150726013>skipped from act2 to bc
>>150726013This is exactly the mindset of the people who defend it to me.
>>150725860it would be funny if the punchline was actually that they're stupid and in the wrong game and that's actually the mimic or something but it just comes off as hussie being retarded and not knowing the most basic shityet another self-own i guess
>>150726059you can immediately imply from the first panel that he does not care for fnaf lore, which is quite understandable desu
>>150726103And yet he wants to hang out around teenagers, smdh
>>150726112Many teenagers also don't care for fnaf lore
>>150725860>seething about not being lore accurateGood. Its funny and obviously made by a man forced to learn fnaf lore. The joke is only improved.
>>150726128A Homestuck teenager will
>>150725834cute
>>150725834>>150725845>>150725860One of the things I don't like abt this one is how the sprites are copypasted and look soulless af
>>150726013>*DISGUSTING KNOT-SWELLING SOUNDS*
Anyone know if the paradox space volumes have been scanned? I know much of the content is available online in webcomic form, but I'm interested in the actual presentation of the books
>>150726013>BC made it beyond canon that Yiffy only exists because Jade wanted a baby with Dave and exclusively DaveLmao
>>150726280if the beyond canon writers werent such massive pussies they would have made Dave a cuntboy
Jack did nothing wrong.
>>150726290Hussie is a cunt of a boy, he's not a cuntboy, so his self insert cannot be self inserted into.
>>150726302So did Bec Noir and prototyped PM also have dog dicks?
>>150726290>dave is a cuntboy>suddenly davejade becomes popular with twittertards like grimdorks was
>>150726290No, if they genuinely were not cowards and misanthropes, they would have allowed the characters to magically be whatever they wanted. But they need everything to be painful and depressing, so everyone is just a fucking mess. You could have Dave swapping genitals every 5 seconds, but these blowhards can only do what Hussie does and make everything a disappointment.
hi
>>150726353>man buttgross
>>150726369That's a woman's.
>>150726353Hussie....
>>150726350>Dream selves>Can alter themselves through lucid dreaming>God tiers>Fusion of real and dream selves>Have no lucid self-modification abilityNo fun, Tumblr only, final destination.
>>150726378a trans woman for sure, that butt is not womanly at all.
>>150726353Branded like cattle. Built for spidermom's gut
>>150726349Would tranny Dave porn REALLY be preferable to the BBC Rose shit we get currently?
>>150726421Yes.
>>150726421i'm cool with it
>>150726378>>150726403it's "kate", one of the trannies that worked on pesterquest and made vriska mtf
>>150725834This came in 4th to be fair. Third was god tier sweet bro and hella Jeff and 2nd is vriska at the last supper. 1st is beforus ancestor designs
>>150726443Is this lore???!
>>150726443>and made vriska mtfI already hate his guts. Fuck him for ruining a perfect character.
>>150726383>No fun, Tumblr only, final destination.that's exactly it, at some point the mindset became pain and suffering as the goal, as a nobility, with no relief or miracle allowed. ENDLESS torment with no actual god powers or magic allowed. even their fetish material is bloodless and painful; Jade isn't some icon of "wow girl got a dick and she proud", it's a scenario of agony and drama and depression. It's fucking weird! They're fucking weird people!
>>150726443what's this about a mtf vriska i always thought that was a meme
>>150726465How is vriska not mtf, only wants everyone to focus on themDoes horrible things but says I had a bad childhood to defend it.Everyone hates her
>>150726489kys
>>150726013>skipped from act 2 to BCmaybe....maybe some people deserve to die
>>150726502Hate it all you want hit vriska is a textbook tranny. Right down to getting groomed by pedophiles
>>150726421I want something else. something I've always loved but nobody ever does anymore because it doesn't support the goddamn agenda. what I want is a Dave who is a girl, knows she's a girl, is fine with being a girl, but has had to pretend to be a boy her whole life. she's done it so much and for so long that he just keeps being he while constantly having to hide not being that. that's what I want.
>>150726489good point
>>150726290>>150726304>>150726349>>150726421daveprite's cloaca was RIGHT THERE
>>150726535reverse trap dave sounds incredibly good actually you're onto something
>>150726552Yes but nobody does that anymore! It's not fucking allowed and I hate them for it. The idea fits Dave so perfectly.
>>150725287i need a spinal adjustment via ellith hug
cuntboy roxy already exists and no one gives a shit
>>150726421you're right, it should have been straight up mpreg
>>150726551The world isn't ready for that. They can handle the knot, but it takes a certain type to want the cloaca.
>>150726575There are birdfuckers amongus
>>150726568that's because Roxy makes no sense for that kind of thing, she was presented as a hyperfem who loved it, she is the last character who it makes sense to make trans, but these people hate the idea of a feminine woman who likes being sexy, so they have to fuck her up
>>150726551Davepeta is here, and davesprite is thusly dead.
>>150726589i guess i'm just not that invested into dave to want him to have a cunt, to me it's unnecessary
>>150726421Better ship while it's the same level of bad fetish.
What if they scissor and both get pregnant.
i think i will stop to read homestuck canonical stuff. like i will just read ao3 fanfics that people actually put effort and have passion for the characters and don't want it to be only edgy and convoluted.
>>150726801based, keep me posted if you find any john x vriska kino
>>150726801But I can't get off unless the narrative is convoluted
>>150726801Me but fimfic
>>150726801ok nonnie
>>150726831wouldnt it be the inverse
>>150726855correct.
>>150726817john and vriska is a couple i don't have......much interest in sorry, i only drew that because of the moment.i will be drawing a lot of davekat i guess because i have mental illness.
>yfw the troll movie title effect is real
>>150727328karkat used to be my everything, then god took him away
>>150725362>Oxnard
Is there a place I can discuss Homestuck without all these women around? I dont want to be reminded about the existence of the other gender, and certainly not while lusting over trolls. I thought /co/ would be safe but apparently not.
>>150727566Getting to such a place would require... shenanigans. It is not yet the right time.
>>150727566you can just go to any trans-friendly homestuck discord
>>150727566Homestuck women are important to the lives of those under the Homestuck curse. They get up to all kinds of antics and whimsy. They’re like pixies though, maybe you won’t benefit from the japery
Too late the women are already inside the thread
You can't prove that, my fanfic doesn't have any gay sex in it
>>150727727heh can the- can i- can.. uh... women, inside, uh
>>150727566I prefer to delude myself into thinking there are no women here
>>150727740When I write fanfiction a man and a woman have sex and it still turns out gay
>>150727767yup same
>>150727801>pubescent bug womanimagine
>>150727749>a women sees my postsThats basically full bucket. See you later culltards
>>150727828>a man also sees your postHaha you filled your bucket with a man you shitblood
>>150726575>The world isn't ready for thatthen what ARE we ready for huh!? why is this such a SHITTY TIMELINE
>>150727931We've been in a doomed timeline all along.
>>150727931tampered with the laws of god, same reason every civilization explodes against the Great Filter
>>150727828Yeah but the women in homestuck threads are lesbians or like aroace or agender or somethingBasically they dont count because theyre just indifferent to you rather than actively being disgusted by you
>>150726801based. which ships?
>>150723351This is actually funny as fuck lol! Peak of classic HussieWhat the hell even happened to Hussie to make him such a terrible writer??? All he had to do was plan a good endingHow the fuck did he let the comic turn to such shit????
>>150727963Amphetamine abuse and not being able to handle mass internet fame without becoming an asshole.
>>150726489You forget that actual white women also behave that way.
>>150727566just BEE yourself!
>>150727931>then what ARE we ready for huh!?Being colonized by the alternian empire. You will be used as a bulgesleeve for a highblood woman.
>>150726589>these people hate the idea of a feminine woman who likes being sexy, so they have to fuck her upwhy is that anyway?
>>150727956>but the women in homestuck threads are lesbians or like aroace or agender or somethingI wonder how many anons of each sexuality we actually have bichads are definitely avoiding the culling
>>150728096because women being allowed to be sexy has become so dangerous and reviled that there's been a mass cultural lashback against girly girls, or the idea of being comfortable with being excessively feminine. just more of the same shit making everything else insane.
>>150728096The best theory I ever heard is that cute aggression is also keyed to beauty (neé attractiveness) and it isn't tied to what gender you are
>>150728139cuntboys, futa and drawing porn of 13 year old characters is also making people insane
>>150728164I mean yes, but you need to make sure you always see that as just part of a web of hundreds of failures, both local, countrywide, and global. There's a lot of overly complex and stupid reasons for this crisis.
>>150727566Okay okay okay, I wanna knowJust for fun, (I'll send it again during peak hours)https://strawpoll.com/poy9kXpw3gJ
i hope everyone is having a good night so far!!! act 5 is probably my favorite and ive been really enjoying re-reading it :)
>FUCKING NONBINARY OF ALL THINGS (LMAO LOL)
>>150728247Is this sexual preference?
>>150728247where the option for "I don't have any gender psychosis but I don't want to reveal what I am online because whose fucking business is it to know, fuck you"
>>150728288tranny / non binary is right there anon!!! :p
>>150728287What you are silly.
>>150728292read the first part of my sentence you chatbot shitshow, I am so fucking sick of your gender war cultism
>>150721951ROSE YOU CAN'T DO THAT THAT'S UNDERAGE DRINKING IT'LL RUIN YOU LIFE AND MAKE YOU FUCK DOGS ROSE STOP!
>>150728308no one gives a crap and if you think they do its not that serious!! if you dont feel like the gender youre assigned at birth, by definition youre trans its not a big deal!! :)
>>150728294Yes wheres the silly option
Remember Hiveswap?
>>150728335I'll add it next poll.
>>150728334god you have no idea how many past faces flashed through my mind and made me see red when you say it exactly like they do
>>150728288Well considering it's a voluntary poll that no one is forcing you take i dont get what the big hangup is
>>150728288dick or pussy nigga its not that hard
>>150728429ah no it's nothing against the guy making the poll, it just made me remember how obsessive so much of the internet has become about it, which is why being anon here is so liberating and makes me wish more places were like this
>>150728465gay
>>150728465true
>>150728465K
>>150728476no see the gays actually get really fucking weird and angry about this kind of thing, you HAVE to have a label and presumption built-in
>>150728368i genuinely meant nothing by it and im not here to push some sort of agenda! i was just trying to be silly and im sorry :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYMSgXOIeCshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrGL8YPwBfI
>>150728561didnt know you could post leaked torture methods on youtube
>>150728500>agendaPure coincidence that vriska never had to fight john, dave, jade or rose. Almost like shes a fraud who can only beat down on grey retards
>>150728561Equis is too sexy
>>150728561abysmal_dogshit_karkat.jpeg
>>150725834Andrew Hussie is the last human being on the planet who has the right to insinuate that someone else's franchise is cringe to engage with
>>150728699I don't necessarily think he's implying the ip is cringe, I think hes just trying to express how convoluted how the fnaf lore is
we deserved her
>>150728257Rare take, but good for you, anon
>>150728699>>150728715he's a 50 year old man who doesn't understand anything outside his little bubble
>>150728719what's this? fan designs?
>>150728763newgen speculative designs from the discord!! this is the huss's design for it
>>150728763the newgen larper design for eridan before we got the actual trolls design
>>150728781oh shit i didnt realize that was eridan ahaha
>>150727990>white womenseething brownoid detected
>>150728789yeah they thought he was a girl for some reason
>>150728715Andrew Hussie is the last human being on the planet who has the right to insinuate that someone else's franchise is too convoluted to engage with
Could Vriska beat Tung Tung Tavros?
>>150727963>All he had to do was plan a good endingThe problem was that he planned the ending. He planned it years in advance but the story had moved in a different direction since then. But he already had commissioned the ending years ago. So he had to hurry up and try to force that ending to fit. Just like himym
>>150728848STOP
>>150728873Nobody cares gio. You pissed away your one chance to do something with Homestuck and they made their own site with blackjack and hookers
>>150728904i'm just finding out about all this gio shit and it's just interesting to read about, i've been absent from the fandom for a decade
>>150728874Why not? Think of the powerscaling implications...
>>150728910Imagine someone who thinks he should have sole ownership of Homestuck and anyone who ever worked on it doesn't matter anymore it's only his method of reading it that matters
>>150728266yeah
>>150728950hussie still has a link to the unofficial collection on his linktree so it can't be that bad, he was just trying to strongarm him into his IP-abuse big brother approved "official-fan alliance" by using some other dweeb pussy puppet to intimidate them with kindness
>>150728977and since hussie called archiving his past works "a problem of obsession" i can understand being weirded out by hussie wanting to take it over, like i'm currently skeptical there won't be subtle rewrites of the og comic but we'll see. everyone who wants to should have homestuck downloaded and this especially goes for the time before this current "redemption era"
>>150728990if it turns out nothing changes then that's great and this could just be a butting of two egos but i can understand the apprehension of fans who stayed through 2017-2024 and wanted a readable version of the comic. that they're just currently rectifying this in 2025 to hype the pilot doesn't change that
>>150728355unironically still waiting for the next act
>>150728288people can see what you are in public just by looking at you so it's not a big deal to some one way or another to answer but yeah I get you
I wonder if they ever... Y'know, y'know?
>>150727519best boy
>>150729118RailsDon'tPail
>>150729118Yes anon, I'm sure they had fun being together and being perfect moirails
>>150728247does anyone know where i can go to discuss homestuck without black people
>>150729144Get your mind outta the gutter, man, I was just thinking, I dunno, some test smooches? surely they must've at least considered it... No?
>>150729118moonrunes draw nepeta backing up her fat ass onto eridan's tentabuldge crazy style but i didnt save the image
>>150729150>Without black peopleMissing out on prime quirky black queens, Anon.
>>150729150tumblr apparently
>>150729169you can see the fucking characters
>>150724771i miss hussie being this cerebral about characters.
>>150729169desperate e-thot begs and wishes she was dave strider but doesnt want to put forth the effort to put the symbol on her shirt, wear actual aviators, and even reveals her eyes. dont let them take what you deserve.
>>150729210awww
>>150729210why is her hair white
>>150729150The official Homestuck discord
>>1507292103x jade sized burgers
Next OP btw
>>150729230he died for no reason
>>150729230he died for the fandom's sins
>>150729224No idea why it's drawn like that. I think I saw another Jade drawing of his where she had this too, so it's consistent, but I still couldn't tell you why.
>>150729188hussie doesn't strike me as very cerebral, just a hard worker and self-referential. looking through his formspring he got pissed at people who asked serious questions about characters and either gave one-line sarcastic answers or just references to his older works
friend is mid-openbound playthroughhis ranking of all the human kids now: roxy > dave > rose> dirk > jake > john > jade > janeI forced him to sit through us reading kankri as much as possible. "THAT MAN IS THE DEVIL" is his takeawayhe llikes porrim. he thinks he just WOULD any of the maryams, they are just all so sex. thank god for her forcing kankri to wear the sweater he didn't want to see all thathe likes latula slightly more than porrim. reckons that captor doesn't deserve her. her theme song is the the absolute worst to him thoughhe likes cronus, much more than eridan. he says he relates to him. so far. his voice impression of him is an "I'm walkin' 'ere" type italian but permanently on the verge of tearshe ranks mituna as the lowest quality alpha troll, partially because he's so fucking hard to read aloud. he gave me the reins on that character from then on his alpha troll ranking so far is: aranea > meenah > latula > porrim > cronus > kankri > mituna
>>150729332Total strilalonde sweep.
>>150729224artist's way of doing hair highlight, maybe?
>>150729332>he llikes porrim. he thinks he just WOULD any of the maryams, they are just all so sex. thank god for her forcing kankri to wear the sweater he didn't want to see all thatmy nigga>he likes latula slightly more than porrim. reckons that captor doesn't deserve her. her theme song is the the absolute worst to him thoughalso based
>>150729332>all strilondes on the top 4>all harleycrockerbertlish in the bottom 4grim
>>150729332damara > aranea > meenah > latula > everyone else
>>150729332porrim was such a lazy character, literally just slutty kanaya with tattoos
Goodnight guyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBKF2iU6lR0
>>150729332>"I'm walkin' 'ere" type italian but permanently on the verge of tearslmao
>>150729371And piercings
"official licensed fanwork"
>>150729332he relates to cronus??? hows his track record with romance? does he get any action at all or what
>>150729428He has several restraining orders against him
>>150729334>>150729353he liked jane until he got really mad at her fumble confessing to jake so she might be permanently lowest rank over that. dirk being so high might partially be my fault since my hype over him might be infectious. jade he remarks to really like but sadly doesn't see enough of to rank higher>>150729349>>150729363can't wait till he meets the rest
nope not joining the forums
>>150729428he has not seen all of cronus' interactions yet, so I'll just let him keep believing
>>150729457This is some real intellectual discussion
>>150729457The fuck kind of rant is this.
>>150724265>People are misreading my intentions>Time to continue to joke more! They'll surely get it nowActual retard logic.
>>150729457heteropatriarchy lmao, probably because the only real example is not portrayed as a healthy relationship at allI'm starting to think that joke in Disco Elysium about how if left to their own devices the moralists would gladly make a world where nobody had any distinguishing features whatsoever is more accurate every day
>>150729457If Nepeta fused with Kankri, it would probably sound like this
>>150729457but anon you're on a forum right now....
>>150729523Imageboard, common mistake
>>150729457this person had their tumblr linked on their profile and it turns out theyre retarded, i didnt know people like this existed and even meowrails are considered problematic now. best part is they think hussie is a feminist genius and wrote all this intentionally
>>150729628>that picholy cringe, I really hate these people who overanalyse homestuck and try to spin it their own weird way
ahahaha holy shit
>>150729628>given how big of a focus gender is in homestuckfucking what
>>150729660>roleplay is virtually impossible in the official homestuck discord of all places
>>150729628while definitely cringeit is just correct enough to annoy Homestuck fans without them being able to coherently refute it, which i find deeply amusing
>>150729679:33 *nibbles your foreskin*
>>150729679remember, being in a server is a privilege not a right
>>150729628i wish people still said "you're overanalyzing shit" like they used to in 2016 but the difference was back then people were talking about classpects and now they're all talking about boring gender sexuality trans shit in a comic with the most equal 1:1 gender ratio possible and monomorphic character models. ive noticed agitating tumblr people love to latch onto the most egalitarian pieces of fiction and claim theres some big racial/gender/grievance commentary just to have a "hot take". and the incest critiques would be interesting if they didnt think hussie was some anti-incest feminist genius or something when he intentionally made daverose canon. saying "moiraillegiance is inherently incest because parallels" just means you're schizophrenic
>>150729660>can't even one-off quirk type IRONICALLYit's SHIT
>>150729457>>150729628>>150729705
>>150729660wow that's retarded
>>150729705I swear that meme is sending ionizing radiation straight into my eyesballs
>>150729628They still think these are grey skinned humansThey are psychopathic bugs that are born to murder each other before they even know how to walk.Out of the twelve trolls we are originally introduced to, only two of the boys have killed other trolls (Eridan and Tavros).Meanwhile on the girls side we have Terezi, Vriska, Feferi, and Aradia as confirmed killers.
meowrails in 2025 is like karezi was in 2016, hated because it's one of the few ships in the comic with chemistry and only vague "b-buh heteropatriarchy!!" reasons against it because now people are so asexual they're even going after m/f platonic pairs
>>150729726apparently the owner of that blog confused porrim's coddling of kankri with hussie's estimation of real worthwhile sjwism with fake misogynist sjwism. it was actually just his girlboss vampire fetish, not really anything seriously radical feminist. they also confused karkat saying "games for girls" as some sort of insult when it just meant violent dangerous larping
>>150729714based for trolling Homestuck fans>>150729705basically the only problem i'd have with their critique is the obsession with female victimhood - as a discussion of the structure of troll society and the unethical-to-unhinged shit Homestuck fans will let slide to jiggle their jollies, the critique of moirails makes otherwise valid points.moirails are not a good thing, shippers are just too attached to the concept to admit it. shit like quadrants are like crack to tumblr shippers (think about it - it's basically a personality test plus a relationship web), and they were willing to overlook a hell of a lot just to get a hit.
>>150729714>just want to swap dirkdave fics/art with a motherfucker>every place but /co/ seems unhinged like this>/co/ has based ships but no one I can swap with>official discord would ban mefuck this gay earth
>>150729762the only "critique of moiraillegiance" that matters has nothing to do with gender or incest and everything to do with the violent culture of alternia that heralds killing as a virtue and regards lowbloods as weakminded. like im sorry but i cant buy the idea female oppression when the ruler of that society (well, both violent societies) are violent (and/or condescending) female fuschiabloods who are both presented as right within the narrative. hussie might pay lipservice to the condesce being a real "victim" of LE through porrim or whatever, but every single character in the comic is a victim of LE so i still don't buy it
>>150729791i also can't even take the caste system that seriously because barring racist caricatures like equius and horuss and exposition dumps, homestuck's worldbuilding sucks and is not well explored or interesting and besides that aradia, damara, tavros, rufioh etc are regarded as equal by their peers. even kankri and karkat's concerns over blood color are regarded as petty
Can't even have a platonic soulmate without people accusing me of incest and rapeTrolls can't have shit in Alternia, damn
>>150729806so none of these worldbuilding structures or nigh inexistent in-text gender inequalities means you have to go out of your way to piss people off by bashing one of the few healthy canon relationships in homestuck beloved because it "transcended" hemospectrum and even convention by equius being the weakwilled one who couldn't bring himself to kill in the end
>>150729817fur real
>>150729791maybe i wasn't clear enough - this was basically what i was getting at. alternia isn't alien in the "cool different society of aliens" sci-fi way, it's alien in the retarded "fuck you for criticising my world building, these suspiciously humanoid beings are just so totally alien you don't even comprehend my genius with your non-alien brain" way
>>150729847ok thanks. i guess i'll say that i don't know about the validity of the concept of "moirails", all i know is that i liked equius and nepeta's friendship and don't think it's bad/controlling to have a best friend you want to protect from a group of kids who kill each other for fun... in a society where kids doing that is encouraged
>>150729705isnt the main villain a giant demon pimp that enslaves women into doing his bidding and is the grown version of a character who loathes women
>>150729742Equius threw that bitch under the bus, left her to get CLOWNED ON. He asked himself 'Nepeta's life or bust a nut' and before he could answer Nepeta's head was already off her shoulders.
what is his classpect
>>150729993Bard of Void
>you hate vriska because muh misoginy xeets are pooping up in my feed
>>150729901>isnt the main villain a giant demon pimp that enslaves womenthe main villain doesn't just enslave women, porrim is a feminist sjw and hussie preferred that because of his le strong woman fetish. she was created to be a counter to kankri's apparently irrational concerns about casteism. even if porrim claims is true and the condesce was always just LE's puppet, the reasons LE would care about sowing discord on alternia would be the exact same as kid meenah's reasons for terrorizing damara
>>150730085the apparent heroes of homestuck have the exact same goal as the apparent villain. homestuck doesn't even end with LE being beaten, it's just caliborn's gleeful suicide
I think I'll end up liking Equius way more than I did a decade ago
Should I read space days or prisounebound first?
>>150730163space days
>>150730163Space Days till the titledrop, then Prisounebound up to date, and then up to date on Space Days.
Am expecting too much or is Hiveswap really shitty? I'm halfway trough the first game and it's very bland.
>>150722007Andrew? Andrew Hussie, is that you?Andrew, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you. You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.Nobody will remember Andrew Hussie. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. In short, you are an enormous failure.Andrew, being that you're probably over 40 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.The abhorrent failures that are Homestuck, Hiveswap, Psycholonials, Andrew Hussie, they are your legacy.Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Andrew, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class. Maybe in a couple of years, Andrew, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though. I genuinely doubt it.Now excuse me, I have to work on Deltarune. My accountant estimates over sixty million dollars in sales.
>>150730201no, it really is that shittyhiveswap 2 turns into an all out vn because they have no money
If nothing else, I can thank the pilot for this rise in Homestuck discussion, which in turn led me to finally legally purchase The Binding Of Isaac,and, through modding it, play the best Homestuck game available.
>>150730206Andrew? Andrew Hussie is that you?Andrew, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.Can I voice Jon
i think homestuck is pretty egalitarian but it isn't feminist whatsoever, it's representation girlboss slop at most that trannies and autists think is progressive because hussie is a weird nonbinary clown tranny just like they are. like yeah ok let's make the majority of violent sociopathic tyrants female (except their male overlord who is a combination of author self-inserts who just so happens to buy into the same belief system as the sociopathic female heroes vriska/meenah/HIC) that's feminism
>>150730401im not saying homestuck "needed to be more feminist," god no, but im saying all the "feminism" that does exist in the text is performative and that literal tumblr sjws can only call it feminist by overanalyzing or assuming hussie is trans
>>150730149>>150730207>hiveswap 2 turns into an all out vn because they have no moneyhow did they fund the pilot anyway?
>>150730417its not really like performative, its more like the "feminism" is a running gag and an accidental offshoot of the doc scratch perv creepy uncle joke
what's wrong with reading the official website vs download the unnoficial collection off github. Isthere content missing?
>>150730474unofficial collection has a lot more QoL, like a new reader mode that keeps future changes (i.e retcons, the oil splatters, john's arms), contains a lot of the sideblogs, has all the previous adventure, among other minutiae
>>150730433Merchandise and Vivzie obviously wanting her new studio to take off, so putting some in.
>>150730488which is best for getting the full, complete, original experience for a first time casual read thorugh? afaik homestuck.com is no longer missing assets or changed in any way from the original or anything right? I'd rather read the original even if at certain points it doesn't makes sense if UCF's new features affect the overall story,.
>>150730532Most original would be the current re-release on the technicality of you daily getting more of it at that pace.Unoffical doesn't have anything change at all though, you get it 1:1, how it first came out.
>>150730582>getting more of it at that pace.as in slower or what? I don't understand.
>>150730591The re-release ongoing is like 50-100 pages each day except weekend, you could right now only binge it up to where it is at this moment instead of reading ahead on the same site.
>>150730603what does this mean?
>>150730627Replay: Things are presented as they were first released with 1 exception to my knowledge that you can turn offArchival: Things are presented as they were by the time the comic endedThere is a minor difference plotwise and it's not for any censorship reasons (except for the aforementioned 1 exception), but you don't have to worry about it just do Replay
>>150730627This is the new reader mode. Things that could potentially spoil you are locked until you reach certain points in the story
>>150730627Exactly what it says, you read it from page 1 and get it exactly how it was then, no later addition of story related easter eggs or so.The minor exceptions a single page like 6-7k pages in that originally said caucasian and got changed to peachy, but allow controversial and you get it as it came out.Genuinely just go with the recommended and read it, its not difficult.
>>150730661they were left unspoiled originally?
>>150730691If you read any other mirror or so the later changes, including plot related password sections are included, yeah.
bro should have beat dave more
>>150730691Thankfully fanadventures like Prisounebound and space days dont care about offensive language
>the newgens on the official discord server are being eaten alive by vriscourse>we're actually getting fresh vriscourse in 2025Hilarious.Good shit.
>>150729660I mean, I get it. It's because the various word filters that the automod system uses to stop people from saying the N-word don't work if you use a typing quirk that replaces letters.It's the OFFICIAL discord after all, especially with this whole fandom revival thing going on they have an obligation to keep the discord clean of anything that might hurt the brand now that people actually care about it again (note that these rules were only established now because the server has become bigger and more popular).
>>150724265Jokes are never just jokes.
>>150730853Theyre in Act 5 Act 1, right? They're already tearing each other apart over JUST that?
>>150730445as a newgen fan I had no idea lil cal was based on a real doll until today wtf
>>150730729Clearly he didnt beat him enough if he turned out to be a faggot
>>150723147those slimed soaked steeeeeeets where we are to grow ooooooold~how much slime do you think dave walks around with?
>>150730729Mom should have beat me moreWhile drunk and crying
>>150731155kanaya sawing him in half while just kicking gamzee in the balls and punching vriska proves you should always shoot more than once to finish them off
>>150730940Well, he's (probably) loosely based on a Pee-wee Herman dummy Hussie had as a kid. The Cal doll was made by one of the OG art team members.
Dream bubbles were the biggest mistake in Homestuck's history and thats saying a lot.
Vtubers are really starting to pick up on the reactions to the pilot. Might drum up some more popularity over the next couple of weeks.
>>150731967What is the psychology over women loving this racist incel anyway? Is it the fins?
>>150732244>womenThats a good one
>>150732244hes a beautiful gay prince
