We are back edition
>>150732851We can still FIX Eridan, and make him GREAT....well not again as he never was but you get what I mean. WWG1WGA!
Clown Fucker
Let's start this off on a good note; I'm interested in hearing what tumblrstuck thinks is feminist since it apparently has nothing to do with gender roles
>>150732851I don't think those constellations are in the right places.
>>150733022I still don't get why she becomes so much of a bitch.
>>150732851
>>150733198Because the epilogues wanted a Trump figure to parody/criticize but, lacking someone that fit that role in the actual cast, the crew for that decided Jane was the closest thing (because she liked business I guess) and fucked her character six ways to Sunday to get her to fit in the asshole business tycoon/politician space
Official 8est spider of the thread
They think it don't be like it isBut it do
Was davejane ever a thing
>>150733285The spiders are all trash.
>>150733457Yes. Dave lots hot moms and grandmoms.
What if Homestuck gained a focus on kicking ass and seeking combat prowess
>>150733198A combo if HIC indoctrination leftovers, trauma, and shit friends
>>150733475>t. seething low8lood 8egging to 8e culled
>>150733457I ship it t8h
>>150733198fat people are evil
>>150734003So everybody that headcanons a character a fat are evil too?
>>150734016yes
>>150733302nigger
>>150733022god they made her so fucking sexy
Little late so here it is again.https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2A307JgN (What are you???)You don't have to but it's just to make fun of that one anon. Yes I did add the silly option for that one Anon
>>150734163>(What are you???)im gay and retarded and so are you
>>150734163on all levels except physical I am nepeta
I am having sex with troll women
Took me weeks but I finally finished Act 4 and I really like it so far, not looking forward to reading 2000 more pages of Act 5
>>150734349Sure you are Jake English....sure you are.
>>150734366Act 5 is pretty good in its second half. All of the Troll content until then is a buildup for it. You get Hussie going mask off and addressing the audience indirectly about their misconceptions regarding Trolls, but in a way that fits snugly with the story. Unfortunately, it's also the Act where we learn that a certain character bases their life on a smut novel.
>>150734506>it's also the Act where we learn that a certain character bases their life on a smut novel.whut
>>150734163was i the only one to vote female
>>150734163Already voted in the last one and silly was a joke. You’ve been trolled
Say I gave you two choicesA) Current Homestuck timeline. As in, what Homestuck currently is now.B) The Homestuck of your dreams, your "perfect" Homestuck and then some. HOWEVER, John Egbert MUST come out as Trans. No loopholes, no workarounds.What do you choose?
>>150734769What kind of trans?
>>150734769If it means Karkat and Terezi are together, fine. troon out john.
>>150734796Trans Woman.
>>150734769I love John and Roxygen is my OTP but I'll gladly sacrifice both for the sake of everything else. At least I'll still have DaveJade
>>150734769Let john egbert burn.
>>150734769>John makes the ultimate sacrifice to achieve everyones happy ending.kino.
>>150734821How hot are we talking?
>>150734769Trans John isn't even that 8ig a deal to me. It's only 8ad when EVERYONE else is also enshittified. I choose option 8, like any sane person would
>>150735056There are only 2 options retard
>>150735113No no no, dummy. I choose option 8. Y'know, the second one. That starts with the second letter of the alpha8et.
>>150734769Is John/June allowed to be transformed into a biological woman through Magic (while still retaining his mind and history and everything, not a simple genderswap just a non-shitty fraudulent method of transition) or does that fall into the loopholes/workarounds category
>>150734664yes cause I voted nepeta for the lolz this time
>>150734769>The Homestuck of your dreams>homestuck but quippy again>homestuck but hilarious again>homestuck but alive again (fanart, memes, music and threads)>homestuck but no ntr>homestuck but more iconic flashes/minigames>homestuck but dirk has more screentimejohn I'll even lend you my fucking undies if you trade all this
I'm reading Prisounebound right now and it's so fucking good. Do any other fan adventures even compare?
>>150734769current timeline because hussie is currently making an ass of the epilogue/beyond canon trannies acting like it never happened and it's hilarious
New pages added.Aradia trolls Vriska with the ghosts of her past victims. Vriska trolls Aradia by having Sollux (a particularly good friend) obliterate her with his psionic powers. This was orchestrated by some basic reverse psychology by the newly introduced white text guy, Lord English's servant, Doc Scratch. The omnipotent 'first guardian' of Alternia. He's up to something, but what?Terezi gets in touch with white text guy to tell him how Vriska is getting around his manipulations. He promptly has the device detonate in Vriska's face, making a common expression literal.In the present, Vriska has to mercy kill her lusus. The one she had to feed trolls to. This leads to Equius being moved into the game. Vriska laments this because he had her peace offering to Aradia, who could not care less. Vriska seems to regret having done these terrible things to her former friends, which leaves her isolated.Equius gifts Aradia a robot body. She quickly discovers he programmed it to have romantic feelings for him and has a psychotic break. This triggers such a profound hatred it provokes black romance. And then Hussie rolls out the quadrants.Karkat informs Vriska she's likely broken in some way and can't truly hate someone because it's the only emotion she seems to have. Then he tells her to bring Tavros into the session. Later, in the game, Karkat makes a literal blood pact with Jack to usurp the Dersite queen and win their session. It turns out he has red blood. I'm sure that will never come up later.It turns out all the trolls were in the same session together, making it very difficult to win. This is when Kanaya is introduced. She harvests a 'matriorb' from her recently deceased lusus, which seems to be an immature form of the creature that births every troll.Kanaya was given visions of Rose's GameFAQs guide. It informed the trolls' session and played a major role in their success.Tavros enters the game.
>>150735421Artwise? Nah. But theres a lot more to a comic than art
>>150735569Do you not like the writing?
>>150735421I bookmarked every single recc'd title dropped in the threads and have been slowly chipping away at the listcrossmound is pretty intruiging so farkarkat goes to a convention is good
>>150734769if we are considering HS^2 and shit then john is already supposed to be trans at some point anyways (it was promised to them 3000 years ago)B
>>150735783i like john ruins a wedding a lotit makes caliborn the deuteragonist which is awesome
>>150734769Welcome Jane Egbert.
>>150735819>>150734857>>150734836so what are your guys' "perfect" Homostuck anyways?
>>150735783>>150735814Thanks for the recommendations, I'll have to give em a look
i gotta have sex with roxy you have no idea
>>150735910It stops after act 5.
>>150734320I will Grab you to become an Item to store and prize
>>150735780The plots barely gotten started. Its hard to say its better than other comics with more complete arcs. At least I know its better than conjoined and refresh. I also havent read enough non-sburbs for a point of comparison. It’s definitely able to be funny. Which is rare.
>>150735981who is this WHORE SLUT Rouge of Semen on my screen? #notmyroxy
>>150736243I have a need to violently choke Vriska whilst Aranea watches and applauds
>>150735981Very true and same.
When constantine saw a cross in the sky after the battle of milvian bridge, was he in a webcomic called “In this sign, conquer?”
>>150736077Seems like alot of it has been build up. Do you think its been worth the build up? Hopefully what comes now is the story pushing through sgrub
Jude Harley is best boy
>>150736344I can’t see the future. What build up has had payoff has been good so far. Will that keep up? Idk
>>150736358all the JE8ertHarleyEnglishCrockers have TERRI8LE eyesight and nerd teeth. What a horri8le 8loodline to 8e a part of.
>>150736344The pace is slightly different (someone went godmode and tried to reset the session already), and there is no linked second session facilitating things so these trolls are cluelessSo the main takeaway at this point is that PB is a doomed session, but how doomed seems to rest on what the other players do and what the godmode player interferes with
What's the consensus on AUTOPRAXIS? Is it any good?
>>150736556Ill check it out
>>150736556The creator is a FRAF HICU hack
>>150736585This, its not worth the time. Just stick to Prisounebound
I dream of a Vriska with macromastia...
imagine thinking hussie "changed" or is "on his redemption arc" just because he got a new harem and new basedboy/tranny orbiters. he didn't even switch out most of them, he just fired a couple of the extreme nuts. and since his new onlyfans vriska cosplayer gf was on twitter whiteknighting him this month and both of the people he's chosen to be his mouthpieces of the month, its clear he still doesn't care, only the surface level bare minimum facade of kindness matters
>>150732851whiteboard linkhttps://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76042456-2100-2787
>>150736344>>150736448If there is one big worry I have its the fate and timeloops. Time travel is a dangerous game in any narrative. It can easily lead to contrivance and acting out of character to satisfy an arbitrary rule of fate. This was a big problem in homestuck. Colsla has special knowledge, so giving maelum that if thats his future self could help balance things. But then you gotta worry about making sure he never learns anything he doesnt already use in the timeline as his future self. Of course the god tier could not be maelum.
>>150736358he is a cute
>>150736667your dreams will, forever and always, just be dreams. Also your dreams are gay
>>150736684don't fucking care. don't fucking care to know- the less I see the better. I'm just going to enjoy my comics/music/art/books for what they are fuck getting to the creator
>>150736783It just makes sense.
>>150736783why davesrprite got such a fatty though
>>150736845because Dave is mega-caked up, o8viosuly
>>150736556Its decent so far, and it used to update frequently too. Dont know what happened that it stopped.
>generalNo, no. That's what had you banned for the last 100 years. Better when it's organic and not organized (see: insular faggotry). Not much more than a tranny grooming board at that level, with weird tentacle dicks and fat fetishist art, though I am sure it is the main clientelle.
>>150736719Youre gay.Big titty Vriska is best
Upd8beyondcanon.com/story/875
>>150737330now this guy? i like
>>150737330STEVO??????
>>150737294
>>150737330>satyricalfeel stupid I didnt see that one coming
>>150737366How will the show deal with her canonically fat tits?
>>150737401by not happening
>>150737401Give everyone else fat titsThis is the real June origin story btw
>>150732851I'm glad the homestuck threads are full mask off now. No need hiding what they really were.
>>150737330Oh god it really is just a entire species of Dirks, isn´t it.
>>150737432Lame and gay. They should realise the sole obvious conclusion to the story: the only way to save da worl or whatever is for Vriska to give everyone several paizuris and/or nursing handjobs
>>150737330gains
>>150737330GR15 bros we are eating good
>>150737511Why is that balustrade covered in dicks
>>150737511Gotta do enough in a day to heft all voters for the other guys and toss them into space
>>150737541Its a species created and fully educated by Dirk, you take a guess.
Thought I'd throw out there that this book's name is a reference to the album How To Make Enemies And Irritate People by Screeching Weasel.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeRcoQAhrX4&list=OLAK5uy_lupWGGZ0zwI9QQftTFpO25e0m-mF56O8E&index=2
>>150737511My man Equius was the OG buff dude. Not this poser.
>>150737330>Monocorns>Pegatulps>StallionsSTRIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEER GET YOUR GR15 BULLSHIT OFF OF THIS PLANET
>>150737703preach.
>>150737703What about girl Equius
>>150737330If I don't see Hypnos from Hades in his house, imma be mad.
>>150737727>Fem EquiusHuh?
>>150737747I am ready.
any rapists online?
>>150733198hussie tried to write her as nanna straight up and dropped it after a SINGLE pesterlogthen he tried to write her as a teenage drama protag and dropped it after he realized calliope was way more lucrative yuribait for tumblrites(methinks he also had a premonition of their imminent obsession with sexy skeletons come a few years forward from toby fox's hit 2015 release Undertale)with nothing left to her character the ghost writers and now trash writers just defaulted to ol reliable: chud. in a way it's poetic because jade went through similar bouts of character revamps because hussie also did not know how to write her.
>>150737330Unicooorn boy FUCK YEAH. they know what i like.
*wwalks into thread*hiim eri
Hypno bitch!
>>150737797>because hussie also did not know how to writeFixed
>>150737330Thanks i hate him. In a good way.
>>150737794>filenamekek; i also really like art that depicts nepeta climping onto/around equius, she would abusolutely do that.
>>150737857trvke
>>150737844She brings her hands to her head.Her eyes wild, grin feral.Her powers flare into action.She immediatly grimaces after peering into my mind and seeing what I was thinking about. and then we FUCK!
The cat.
>>150737921Mow
Karkat had the solution
>>150737782me
>>150737683I don't know, I think there was another book that sounded similar.
>>150737802Hello, Ampora. How's the OCEAN?
>>150738077Theres a whole genre of these kinds of books, with the pissing people off book is riffing off
>>150738123I'm aware what it's a parody of, I'm just being a dick.
>>150738151I just needed to make sure you were only pretending to be retarded
>>150738067heyyy
>>150738013>He was right all along
>>150738197on a scale from rust to cerulean, what color is your 8lood
>>150737921why is her neck all glittery
>>150738235Glitter makes me look fabu-lous
reminder Ellith is for rape
>>150738288why would you deliberately cover yourself in microplastics
>>150738321to 8e fa8ulous, o8viously
>>150738298Good luck, you'll need it after she finishes snapping your bones and turns you into a pretzel
>>150738336That sounds mean and out of character
>>150738235Nepeta makes sure Equius can see her while she is on the prowl in caves and asteroids
>>150738336she's literally a diarrhea-8lood how is she gonna do that? with her magical low8lood powers? I'd 8e the one to snap her in half like a churro and slurp her caramel filling
>>150737930>yes sure go on 0u0
>>150738372Ellith feets>slapping the top off the kernel dispencer>giving a malnourished indigo blood some chiropractoryEllith FRAUDlet. The average purple blood could fold her. Any midblood with a weapon would destroy her.
>>150738458>ignores the meteor
>>150738218purple
>>150738477thats not rape. its mercy.
Kanaya's feet.
>>150738502getting cucked
>>150738477hello, glorious high8lood. I hope you day is going well. I would never think of raping a high8lood
You know I dont think I'd call any part of Homestuck well written. Even the early parts are fun in concept but arent really written with any quality. And the later parts are just such a mess I dont know how anyone could say theyre written well.When you read through the whole series from scratch you just wonder every 5 seconds how anyone ever took this world and these characters seriously
>>150738502low8lood-coded post
>>150738516The primary audience and fanbase being teenagers and young adults theory crafting and making headcanons as they went goes an incredibly long way
>>150738466They call me fraudnonymous
>>150738539There was so much more stuff that took itself way more seriously than Homestuck at the time, what caused Homestuck to pick up thay kind of fanbase?
>>150738516I think a big part of it was the flashes.You're coming into this seeing full motion, feature length indie cartoons on youtube. Back in the day it was badly tweened shit or nothing.A lot of the nostalgia is from people who only remember those. Not the characters, certainly not the conversations and especially not the ending.
>>150738581Easy to make OCs and the boom of Tumblr, plus the inherent concept and presentation being interesting enough to make one overlook the flaws, especially when one is younger.
>>150738581the art style inherently appeals to kids, its a rainbow kids cartoon with wacky aliens and quirk chungus jokes plus tons of asexual safegay
homestucks wwriting wwas shit until a certain hero wwalked onto the pages and into our hearts
>>150738651So true. His story of yearning and tragedy was the most poignant
>>150738509fuck my stupid purpleblood life...
>>150738594it cannot be overstated enough just how pivotal the Newgrounds community existing was to the success of Homestuck. Hussie hit at exactly the right time to grow a community that produced a lot of fan or inspired work from other creators in the space. years later, a lot of them went on to do other, better things with their time... but Hussie and the kind of Homestuck fans who volunteer to be Hussie's discord jannies generally still think Homestuck succeeded on its own merits. ...and not the once-in-history confluence of its context alone cementing it as one of the titans of early 2010s internet humor (which was driven primarily by flash animation).he got astronomically, unfathomably lucky, and that's basically all there is to it. Homestuck could only have existed as a product of the internet it was made for, and that internet was dead and buried by 2015.
I showed my friend the Homestuck trolls because he was curious who they were.>"I like Equius. He looks like Nathan Explosion."
>>150737330I would NOT want this thread to be missed
>>150738502
>>150738151Oh, whoops. Thanks, anon. I don't read technique and theory books.
>>150737330Homestuck: Pretty Derby
Remember when dirk had a my little pony sticker in his room what was up with that how come people don't reference that more
>>150739114Not relevant anymore.
>>150739114>>150739167ironically enough it is very relevant as of the latest beyond canon update
>>150734769The perfect Homestuck cannot exist with John being a troon, so the question is self-defeating.[Spoiler]You can stop replying to yourself now[/Spoiler]
>>150738502>>150739050
>>150738594ngl, the webcomics back then were very lame. PA, Ctrl-Alt-Del. Nothing to theorycraft there anyway. Compare a comic with indie animation and music.
>>150739369holy newfag
>>150739400What about LFG: Looking For Group?
hochi mama
>>150739433Nepeta should not have such big lips.Only big tits.For Karkat.
>>150739269You sure it ain't just combining that with Umamusume?
>>150739505i dont know the intricacies of umas lore but its clearly ripping off the different pony variants
>>150739505>ground horses, winged horses, magic horses, master race horsesTheres probably some in there but come on now
The homestuck 'fandom' in my city had a massive pedophile problem. A 30-year-old groomed a girl in her final year of high school, some ugly bitch would brag about how much shota she had on her phone while working at a daycare. It was fucking weird.
>>150739598nigga got a local homestuck fandom
>>150739598no way doc scratch and meenah are real?! (sarcasm)
>>150739619You don't have to tag your posts, come on, dude.
8ologna
>>150739754such a missed ooprtunity to have Vriska and Caliborn interact, man.
>>150737330>was worried that satyrs were literally gonna be just humans with horse ears/tail>they actually have horse hooves that don't look like shit in sprite mode
>>150734769Fuck Egbert. I'd sacrifice him in an instant
Did the Caliborn stuff make people genuinely mad at the time of its release? Reading it now it really feels like Andrew actively poking the hornets nest of his fandom, but I can also see people delusionally all taking it as "criticism of the bad fans :)" and accepting it
>>150739647Im so sorry it wont happen again ;_; (regret)
>>150736556I hate Jess. Wren is okay I guess. Adam is alright. Gene could grow on me. Josh is a funny depiction of a manchild college student. Only Null can save this shit.
>>150740161I'm still waiting to see if I can safely say that I want Null to ruin my life
one of my friends who is reading homestuck and is currently reading Jade ponder the concept of fursuits is convinced she is the most normal of the bunch
>>150740332Its close but john definitely beats her in the normal department
>>150740113Mad? NoFrom what I recall they spent so long just being the peanut gallery people just ignored them until they joined the plot
>>150740351he means as in living conditions, mostly because he hasnt got up to the radioactive dog, the taxidermized grandfather, or the whole hellmurder island
>>150738013Car cat has all the solutions.
>>150740458-I'm- glad I don't know about the dream bubble shit
>>150733582He can’t get any more based
>>150734349John…
My purpleblood bro is taking me lowblood hunting! Heres hoping I can pick up some hot chicks
Has someone made a meme of John singing "Doing your mom" to Rose yet? I feel like thats probably something that already exists
>>150740594this wriggla getting CULLED later tonight
>>150736556Just read the first 100 pages. It’s got me hooked. Don’t care for the artwork or characters but the culture is interesting and the animations are crisp
bluh bluh rainbow drinkersNobody thinking about actual cannibal troll shia labeouf
So is this what /hsg/ was like before it was banished?
>>150740630less porn
I NEED dadbod John like you wouldn't believe
>>150740685is there suppose to be noise with this? I cant hear it if there is
>>150740660are you grey, by any chance?
>homestuck discord mods saying they'll make davejohn canon in the anime>trannies who write beyond canon calling hussie "she" on twitter>hussie's 24 yo onlyfans vriska gf acting like a brat and infiltrating fan groups to spyand i'm supposed to act like this all isn't happening because contrarians decided only chuds care
>>150740724this is the second time today i hear of this 24 year old onlyfans vriska gf of hussie who is she
>>150740733Noone cared who she was until she porked the huss…
>>150740699Your first soundpostAdorablehttps://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
>>150740700N-no...
>>150740733costhot bloople snoot, hussie was her top sub on onlyfans and now they're allegedly dating. apparently she is "clowngender" too
>>150740790why don't I believe you?
>>150740792oh my god, her????????big if true
>>150740811she hasn't posted since someone posted they were dating kek but before that she was all over social media whiteknighting and crytyping
>>150740767Adequate
>>150740792>simp max>whore starts worshiping (you)So this is the power of webcomics from 10 years ago…
>>150740845how does he keep doing it?
>>150740845A whole lot of people wouldn't exist without nihilistic ladies making very poor decisionsI respect the ancient tradition
>>150740685inb4 Mallum tries to kill this little fella on instinct
>>150740899He may need a new spine after that last page
cmon hussie troon out alreadyhurry up and troon out damn youWHY WONT YOU DO IT
>>150740806How dare you. Im a perfectly pink human with a perfectly normal human nook.
does anyone know any good fanventures/mspfa's i can read?? most of the ones i find are complete shitalso hey, beyond canon update. how does everyone feel about swiss?
>>150737330we really are getting a good look into Dirks psyche, huh?
>>150740919Of course, of course, I've no doubt; in that case you would have a totally normal reaction when presented with an image such as this, no?
>>150740935I know it's hard to comprehend but the miracle of discovery can be yours for the low low price of clicking a few fucking links on mspfa.com
>>150740935Sburb.exe is pretty goodhttps://mspfa.com/?s=49229
>>150736942yo that's sweet
>>150740981I uh, I thought this was a blue board. Good heavens.
>>150740996hey remember the part where i said "most of the ones *I* find are complete shit"
>>150740935Suburban Slasher is fun. It’s complete.
>>150740935>breathes incool and new webcomicwaterworksligmastuckautopraxisspace daysprisounebounddouble death of the authoralabastercrossmoundkarkat goes to a convention
>>150740767vriska represents hussies platonic ideal for women
Shai'hulud.
>>150741093Why would your ideal woman be a manipulative bitch?
You think he inherited the Egbert alien fever gene or the Strilonde incest gene?
>>150741148I think hes an empty void of a person with no personality. The perfect lure for troll women.
>>150741148>Vrissy is technically his nieceBoth.
Could argue he got both considering his girlfriends a troll and also his adoptive niece
>>150741139it's realistic
>>150740935>how does everyone feel about swiss?His type of personalty can often be quite fun, so I'm looking forward to seeing what they do with him.He's also exactly what I'd expect from a Dirk created/influenced creature.
>>150741148>Have a son in an alternate timeline>He arrives at the villain's species new session>Egbert genes kick in and he lays all your horseboysCheck mate, Strider
Damn!This thread is totally shithive maggots!
I headcanon John and Jane to be like 1/4th eastern asian, maybe Chinese or Korean, 3/4ths white. Why? Vibes.
>>150741266Purple hierarch language. I understand this meaning. To any lower castes reading this is supposed to indicate the thread is actually as we would say, uttermagnificantly beautychromatic.
>>1507412831/4th Korean works out fairly we, I also headcanon the egbertcrockerharleyenglish line to have some flavor of asian in their mix.
>>150741327fairly *well.
>>150741137
>>150741339Jesus fucking christ what is thatkill it NOW
Extremely late newfag here, so I'm finally up to act 6 infinitum edition. It's something.
>>150741283I picture them as the almost-aliens at the end of Forever WarPerfectly homogeneous
>>150741362>I'm up to Act 6Good luck, you're at the Omega Filter.
>>150732851I don't know if i'm mentally prepared for homestuck to be good again.
>>150741384HAH! Like that'll ever happen!
>>150741362I wish I could tell you there's a pay off at the end, but the payoff is being done.
>>150741383How bad is it gonna get? I'm up to Act 6 Act 6 Act 5
>>150741407I fucking hate that this is a coherent sentence
>>150741339Jegus wow what a sexy creature. Kiss her NOW!
>>150741407The good news is that you're almost at the finish line.The bad news is the finish line.
>>150741384I'm not sure if being in motion will make it any goodBut it being forced to be linear by nature of being a series of moving images displayed to create the impression of movement should assist in making it legible at least
>>150741407About that bad. And it just kinda stays there.
I haven't been paying too much attention, has the series been picked up yet or are we still in the dark?
>>150741450I could've sworn I heard news about it being picked up, but then I come here and it's all doom and gloom so I'm really not sure anymore.
>>150741450we are fucked.
>>150741450No news on it being picked up. Just vague optimism from the staff from a few days ago.
>>150741457I think you were le epic trolled by the fake Discord screenshot.
>>150741450homestuck diesbut eri livves
>>150741457That was miss information. She’s a fickle one.
*hits blunt*How differnt would Homestuck be if Ryukishi07 wrote it instead of Hussie?
>>150740767He... really does love the fans...pftHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150741606>just hussnasty not roxyHe HATES the fans
>>150741632What *is* Hussnasty, anyway?
>>150740792wtf i thought he had a fat fetish, wtf is this common whore shit
>>150741707he likes the slow decline, just weight a year or two
>>150741466>Just vague optimism from the staffjesus christ that's the most damning thing they could've possibly donethis shit ain't happening at all
>>150741683Hussie's detailed mode
>>150741683A mode of hussie’s drawing defined by colored shading, lack of outlines and semi realism which is best described as nasty. Usually used for close up shots where a character is looking at a screen
more eri postin or the thread gets it
>>150732851Chat, how cooked are we?
>>150741743>>150741748I thought it was called hero mode or something
>>150741787fine, jeez
>>150741543I could see it. It would have to focus on a time traveler like Dave. Most of it would probably consist of following his attempts to go back in time and win the game. Trolls might exist but they'd be a much more mysterious force for most of the story and one of the big reveals at the end would be that theyre the players of the previous game.The main theme might be about what "creating a new world" entails and making the frog vs trying to save the old world would be like a central issueOh and there would be more skimpy outfits for sure
>>150741828Hero mode is the inbetween of Hussnasty and regular sprites. Like this
>>150741813it's over
>>150741837It would still have wacky nonsensical anime fights however
in this wworld theres twwo types a peoplethe eri corpsan loserswwhich do you wwanna be
He is already whore
>>150741543Nothing changes every time something happens he calls it a "catbox".
>>150741943We already have a catbox in Homestuck though
>>150741813completely winnable for john, as LE can be harmed
>>150741943>>150741975Forgot the attached image.Anyway it's this fucking thing.
>>150741943:33 < I am v33ry interested in this clawncept!!!
>>150741543Nepeta gets an actual mother and she beats the shit out of her child for acting like an autistic retard.
>>150741543It is June's 14th birthdayAnd the suburbs are filled with the echoing sounds of desolation and fog fills the streetsHomestuck becomes a giant metaphor for escaping reality into self-reinforcing delusion, pursued by a giant green creature wearing a hat that's supposed to represent her dadIt has a particular fixation on dry humping puppets
>>150742082トロール のなく頃にWhen The Trolls Cry
Here's a rarepair for your enjoyment.
>Playing through Hades for the umpteenth time this week.>Its a great game and I love it, even if it's a little tedious sometimes.>Pause to eat a sandwich, in which time I stare at Zagreus' model...That's Karkat. Like. Karkat but Greek.
>>150742161I wouldn't have made that connection, but yes the red-yellow laurels do resemble troll horns somewhat. And him being a gray-skinned prettyboy with spiky black hair and all, quite the funny resemblance.
Oh no, Medievalstuck ended up in 1350s Genoa with random princes turning into mercenary warlords and people dying of the plague right and leftTime travel sure is weird>>150742161The ripple effects of Homestuck are only now starting to manifest as the fans age into their careers
>>150742188He is also the God of Blood, has a weird relationship with his father, hates being called a Redblood (by a woman of justice, Alecto the Fury, no less)(with Redblood seen as something odd, something to hide, like a mutation of sorts), and is known for having the worst match ups imaginable.He really is just like Karkat.
>>150742132I quite like this pairing, very unconventional but could be super fun and sweet to see more of; do you carry any other rarepairs for us today?
Equius and Rose is unexplored and potentially very entertaining
>>150741813Level 1 John Speedrun No Hit WR
>>150742381The foreknowledge of how to perform the windy thing really fucks with the progression
>>150742381The sburb speedrun mspfa is really entertaining
>>150742366
So we all know Eridan's return to the spotlight is imminent, but the question is: how will he do it?Any IDE/Theories?
More Vriskourse
>>150742522>We've decoded the intel from the Dersite spy, and it confirms the worst.>......somehow Eridan returned
Isn't Eridan a racist incel how do people from Tumblr like him
>>150742601He's only a racist incel... ironically
>>150742601Well he is a fictional character so that helps
>>150742601After he says racist things and shares incel beliefs and murders women, he always whispers under his breath "...on opposite day!"
Nutting the Jade Harley
>>150742615How do I become fictional so I become attractive to women?
>>150742161
>>150742601Hes fabulous
>>150742397The only way to spawn LE instead of the harlequin doll is for John to do some gamebreaking glitch
Me and who?
>>150742601I don't know why people from Tumblr like him, but Eridan is a sympathetic character. Everything revealed about him in the leadup to Murderstuck, especially right before him going off the rails, pointed to how badly he needed a Moirail or a black relationship to balance himself. When he talks about his land and what it was like there, he makes it very clear that he has social issues that no one tried to help with and that he, by nature, doubled down on his behaviors repeatedly because everyone's negative reactions only fed his ego. Feferi gave up on being his Moirail when they entered the game, and Vriska gave up on his rivalry with him entirely once he was no longer in a leadership position. Trolls may be violence-prone aliens, but they're far more social than humans and far more dependent on socialization than humans because of this. Compounding this, no one cared about the Troll hierarchy in a serious way other than him. Gamzee kept himself insane, and Equius's perversion was limited from him under the justification of landdwellers and seadwellers having a historical rivalry. Eridan is a case of what happens when a Troll is undersocialized and what Troll society and the quadrants are meant to balance out. Vriska indirectly supports this by making a tangential argument to John when she discusses how Sburb/Sgrub orients itself based on the traits of its players. Things would have been better if Karkat, the Troll most likely to be culled, wasn't their friend and didn't bring them all down by uniting them against the game. Troll society and biology work themselves out, but Karkat was the exception to both. In contrast, Eridan is the most egregious example of Vriska's argument about the disaster that was Karkat's leadership. Even if Karkat can be a nice guy, he's not a "good person" by Troll standards and is the equivalent to an autist in Troll culture, and his actions led to the Trolls not achieving self-fulfillment in their session, Eridan included.
>>150741543he would somehow fuck it up even worse then hussie did
>>150742935Who's the Rika and who's the Satoko in Homestuck Sotsugou?
>>150742952something something scourge sisters
>>150740767because a few lazy cutesy doodles anyone else could have done makes up for 7 years of deliberate "ironic" IP negligence, hiring people who write stupid "official fanon" bullshit who trans every single character and get in fights with fans on twitter about it just to piss people off and refusing to fix the unreadable website until october 2025 just to spite the people who did so 5 years earlier because they actually gave a shit while you were writing autobiographies about how you're clowngender and how you're oppressed for being an author
>>150740767whistles.....
>>150742981There's no need to be so melodramatic
Octopimp is still a massive fag for purging all his HS videos, but I guess Hussie forced his handhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd9NFZ-lbMs
>>150743030the clowngender stuff is hilarious but there comes a point where you can't disrespect your fans and still hope to be in their good graces
>>150743053You should not be so tied up with identifying as a 'fan' that you give a fuck if youre being 'respected' by a webcomic artist in the first place
>>150743073if you like or read homestuck you're a fan, i don't "identify" as anything
>>150743097i "identify" (you) as a faggot
>>150743097If you are reading Homestuck you are reading Homestuck. If you read Homestuck you are someone who has read Homestuck. Again, I ask, why should I care whether some webcomic artist I will never meet 'likes' or 'respects' me? As if that's some shit I need to get on with my life
>>150743105sorry i offended you by disrespecting your favorite parttime doodler and IP holder, enjoy your transfem dirk slop he's sure to pump out in the next few
>>150743117>If you are reading Homestuck you are reading Homestuck. If you read Homestuck you are someone who has read Homestuck.>trans women are women! a woman is anyone who IDENTIFIES that way!
>>150743125you are forgiven, and thanks i will
>>150743133What are you babbling about, you tard?
This is gonna take a real long while.But you are worth it.
>>150743239Make sure you add terezi to the bottom left..god speed anon
friend finished the 2nd part of openboundwe finished cronus' conversations. he officially falls under the "pussy" category to him. still much more bearable than kankrihe still dislikes mituna for being so batshit and unintelligible and sorta reminiscent of sollux and hates his theme song possibly even morehe thinks meulin is just like nepeta. the sudden gif communication took him aback, though he still ranks her pretty high so farhe liked how chill kurloz seemed until the creepy talk started happening. he seems to have mixed feelings nowhe thought john meeting vriska in the dream bubble meant they were finally going to date for real and tavros would be a "cuck" as he so deserves to behe wants john to not give tavros the ring just to spite him but believes john can't just wake up with the ring, which disappoints himI tried to explain the "sharpie bath incident" to him but he was only more confused
>>150743275>john meeting vriska in the dream bubble meant they were finally going to date for real and tavros would be a "cuck" as he so deserves to beYour friend is so fucking 8ased, holy shit.
>>150743262Wouldn't dream of keeping her out of it, and thanks.
>>150743038i hated the voice used for tavros in his videos
>>150743239This will go hard
>>150743425Very adorbs
>>150743425Honestly vriska being the knight was so obvious there was so much foreshadowing
>>150743425I cannot put into words how arousing this is.
>>150743425i'm begging you to add either the fangs or the buck teeth.
thisisthelasttimethatiwillsaymyname(saymyname)
>>150743425>Desska
>>150743525>Vriska is a /doe/ fagI bet she only played weird route like me.
>>150743239Cassie better be there in the bottom right.
>>150743525
>>150741109rose and kanaya with boobs real?????
>>150743691 meant for >>150740767
Reading Evil Homestuck and being like "wow, what a satisfying ending!"
>>150741813Just like in Undertale, putting in John's real name instead of Zoosmell Pooplord activates hardmode.
>>150742601People are realizing that everything he does Vriska also does, except to a girl who is the highest blood.
>>150743710read this as "resident evilstuck" and now I'm mad it's not real
>>150743425Desska molested Tavris
The more progress I make on this, the more I feel the weight of hubris on my shoulders, I am NOT skilled enough to pull this off.
>>150743812Believe in yourself anon
>>150743812there is no skill, just persistence. youre riding the wind rn brother. embrace it
>>150743812YES YOU ARE, KEEP GOING
>>150743812GOD DAMNLove it so far anon
>>150743812
>>150743825well whaddaya know, that boy IS right!
>>150740767>whistleswelcome back old friend...
>>150743812it's looking great, keep it up!
>>150743769Everything except talking to scratchhe was a lot of things but he did not start the plot by doing the bidding of that guy
>>150743812if youre doing this by mouse youre insane
>>150743812Have you tried not giving up and using whimsy and hope?
welcome back /hsg/!!!! :D
>>150743942Guilty as charged (broke).
>>150743966Stabilization sure has come a long way
>MINIMUM of 2 updates a monthWell, I hope so
>>150743812Just like John you have to embrace the Breath and become one with it, letting it guide you to greatness.Or be like Caliborn and finish it out of pure spite and will, forcing reality to bend to you instead.
>>150734769I'd take that in a heartbeat. Kanaya can have June while Jade gets Rose.
>>150744033Bit of both sounds good.
Right, final update for today (or tonight, whatever it might be); I dread having to trace the girls, but at least the main man himself is done enough for me to be satisfied. Thank you all for your kind words.
>>150744216Who you got in mind to look on in approval in the upper right, Karkat paying it back from >>150743262, Dave, or Dad giving fatherly approval?
>>150744230Was thinking Dad, simply for the visual gag of a mostly faceless man with a tear of pride running down his face.
>>150744267
>>150737775You take that collar off and put it on the giant woman madly aroused by the idea of submission.
Jade's dog dick?
>>150744361She also enjoy commanding, so we take turns.
>>150741201More to the point, man's a tool. He thinks the pure and accurate image of a person is the deepest state of indignity they can exist within and remain recognizable.It's the endgame of a pretentious douche's inner world. Since it's all just showing up and showing off, the true face of all men must just be wanting to be seen. A void of meaning, a hollow vessel for entertainment.A clown.
>>150744373Knotted in Rose, next question.
>>150744403Can I see it?
>>150737330Oh boy here we go. An entire race of fucking DIRKS.DIRKS out the WAZOO.Of course they're into swords. And working out. And debating/political intrigue. >"INTENDOCRINE SYSTEM, a series of six organs running up the spine and central nervous system that work together to produce powerful hormones such as CHILLATONIN, ABHORTISOL, ANDRENALINE, and more" NIGGAS BE HAVING ALIEN HORMONES.>"ALKYRIN is the synthesis of all three morphotypes, heavenly warriors spoken of in your species' earliest cultural legends. To be clear, there is no historical evidence for the existence of Alkyrins. They are as mythical as HORSES, and anyone who believes in them is kind of a sucker,"Ahh yes. The mythical "normal" equine.Man I'm giddy as fuck ain't even gonna lie. What else do they have? I'm so enthralled!>: a genuine BUST OF SENATAUR STEPHEN THE OSTENTATIOUSOh my fucking god here we go again. It even looks like the busts from Problem Sleuth.
>>150744551shut up, the satyrs are awesome and I wanna see them more in the story
>>150744417Sure.https://files.catbox.moe/9utafi.png
>>150744557I didn't mean to sound sarcastic I am genuinely psyched for this. Honestly. I'm pretty sure they will have their own way of romance too. It's probably going to be SO obnoxious even worse than troll quadrants.And I'm ALL for it. Seriously.Also what's with the weird ass captcha? It has been a couple of years since I lurked around 4chin...
>>150744566why is jade so fucking muscular in this one
Is it just me of has Beyond Canon become actually good recently?Like, I can't be the only person who's noticed a substantial difference in writing quality between the early pages and what we're getting now right?
is there any fanadventure with D&D vibes, dungeon crawling and shit?
>>150744595>If it didn't fly in the face of your entire society's meritocratic democracy, you might even consider reluctantly carrying the burden of monocratic rule. Though, of course, you never would. You'll gladly settle for the esteemed position of GRAND PRANCELLOR and take your rightful place at the head of the Senate, when your time comes.>After all, that kind of power is best shared with friends.No you are absolutely correct. This wasn't written by Hussie (probably) but it FEELS like it was. Like whoever is in charge is paying ATTENTION to this bullshit. And that's what matters to me. Early HS2 didn't even try to have the same style as the original comic. But now it feels like we're back on track.
is there any fanadvventure wwith eri vvibeseri crawwling an shit
>>150744630Yeah it just took 5 years of constant hiatuses and shitty fan-fic tier writing but the story finally doesn't suck balls anymore.
>>150744644Theres one that has a scene of human Eridan getting into a brawl with a version of Problem Sleuth because he thinks the aliens have dicks and are coming for our wwomen.
>>150737511>Civilization was only saved thanks to the heroic intervention of the Exemplar, hallowed be his gainsOhhhhh FUCK you. Actually, alright it is kinda funny.>SUBTLE masturbation jokeOf course.
>>150744590Some people imagine Jade as being pretty athletic due to having the urge to constant activity befitting a large dog.Similar reasoning as drawing her heavily tanned for being outside all the time and living in the tropics for her youth.
Andrew, if you're reading this, draw Vriska putting you to sleep, but *DON'T* credit me, and drop it in your art-corner channel to start an entire third impact event of your fans getting mad about your fetish.
>the history of the noble art's introduction to satyrkind to rhyme scheme experimentation to the most poignant ways to kick the shit out of a hater if he trots you.>kick the shit out of a hater if he trots to you.THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT! THATS WHY DIRKS DA GOAT! DA GOAT!!!!
satyr planet is okbut wwhere is eri planet
OH MY GOD HE'S GOT THE ROXY VOID-SWIRL
Man I feel so FED. This is what it means to be an Equius fan. Radio silence for YEARS. We wait. In total darkness. But then... we are blessed with GOATness. EQUIUS 2!!!I'm so giddy holy shit. I don't even remember the last time I was excited about HS.
>>150740767>Rose in Judas' spotLMAO
>>150737747I want to be her towel
>>150732851ALSO!>thread was created 20 hours and 31 minutes ago>upd8 dropped about 15 hours agoI thought you guys were excommunicated by /co/ long ago. How did you guys slip this fucking thread in before the upd8?
>>150744806We've been allowed constant threads after the announcement of the animated pilot.Now that the pilot is out and has had its run of excitement but shows no indication of being picked up, we're probably living on borrowed time, but we shall live until the moment we die.
>>150740767Fucken snail Vriska? Sniska? WHY
>>150744806Animated Pilot announcement = Homestuck threads are allowed again.We're not sure how long it will last but there's pretty much been a Homestuck thread up constantly ever since the banishment was ended.
>>150744818>we're probably living on borrowed time, but we shall live until the moment we die.I see. Business as usual then.Gogspeed.
>>150744818I mean, the most rational thing would be for them to keep allowing these threads until a concrete outcome is announced for the show (just saying, if the show doesn't get greenlit, they'll have to announce that by saying that they're working on a different project instead).So I'd say we probably have at least a few months left to go. As long as we keep it contained to just the one thread and don't shit up the board enough to piss anyone off.
>>150744818>>150744828What did you guys think of DAVE//OVER?I thought it was wonderful. It was stupid as fuck in the most perfect way. It's hard to describe for me. But I really enjoyed it.
Lily is for _____
>>150744806The savages gave up on persecuting us. I imagine there's going to be one final strike from the Big Joel/Sarah Z/Octopimp faction of the ongoing conflict soon, but we'll be fine, as will Hussie.
dirk was whatever for me when I was reading but looking back at everything he was kinda of a based faggot
>>150744881deep space exploration and impressing alien babes
People on twitter are talking about how this guy is Eridan's second coming but he didn't have an intellectualist angle to him.Just the 'military leader' thing, which was never explored further beyond his introduction.He's racist against nymphs, but what really happened between the two races? There were wars and genocides and apocalyptic level events, but I still think we haven't got the full picture. Doesn't necessarily mean that the satyrs were always winning against Nymphs.Every other part about Swiss seems to be more of a refrance towards Equius or Dirk (bodybuilding, swords instead of guns). Swiss also doesn't appear to be a social outcast like Eri. The introduction mentions that Swiss has interest in academics as well as manipulating social circles. Eri just wanted to kill fucking everyone.
>>150744951thank you, philosoraptor
>>150744881Who the fuck are these
>>150745004Kids from space days my n word
A hint about the Beforan designs.
>>150745017Sounds like a fun time.
>>150745024Honestly sounds kinda cool, like getting a peek at Troll society before everything went to shit.
>>150745024Boring, so fucking boringWhy can't we have warmongering, hateful, murderous, backstabbing yet high functioning trolls? Because humans can't maintain it? So fucking what humanity is garbage we aren't even going to make it to living on another planet in any significant way who gives a shit about us.
>>150744951The only thing that could possible link Swiss to Eridan is if the persona he has is a front.In the comic while eridan did espouse sea dweller supremacy and the caste system, it was mostly a front, an intentional behavior. It was said by feferi that he might be just playing up a role and that he doest genuinely adhere to it 100%. Some of the closest people to him were Karkat and Kanaya, noticeably lower than him that he genuinely respected.Unless Swiss is anything like that, he's not gonna be a true eridan
>>150745062We already got like 3 batches of those though?This is like our only chance to get boring hippie trolls you fag.
>>150745080The dancestors were boring hippy trolls and the main ones became boring hippy trolls that's all we've had since murderstuck ended 15 years ago.
>>150745024You know I always had the idea that beforus used to be a violent place (not qlternia levels but something at least similar in idea) and it was who helped make it a peaceful place.He helped feferi take over the world and brought forth an age of peace on it. He also probably died before he could've gotten every I order which is why it's so hippy dippy and shit. Space-tiime shenanigans said "yeah no, you can't live, this place needs to be shit" and got him and early death.
>>150745049I mean, even Beforus implies it was still kind of shit with Fefer's method of coddling that someone like Meenah hates as she bullied the hell out of Damara. Porrim may have agreed with this and tries to apply it on Kankri. There's also the question that if weapons were outlawed, why was Meenah to keep her trident? Same that Cronus was still able to keep Ahab's Crosshairs.
>>150745116*karkatThat's who I'm talking about
>>150744587no system of romance will ever be worse(better) than what the leprechauns have
If they did that with Equius...What if they make a stand-in/reincarnation version of Nepeta?AND she's going to be a NYMPH. And she has a secret friendship with one of the satyrs? MEOWRAILS REINCARNATED RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHThat's probably a stretch, but I'm so -EXCIT-ED!
>>150745062>Why can't we have warmongering, hateful, murderous, backstabbing yet high functioning trolls?We have that. It's called Alternia.
>>150745146That we didn't get to see. Only Vriska, Eridan and Gamzee were anything like what trolls describe their society as as and every bit of the story has been trying to walk that back since.
>>150745134So why can't they bring back the original Meowrails instead of making bootleg copies? Is it because the new ones aren't 'joke' characters?
>>150745134Meowrails is very important
i want to read beyond canon, what page should I start at to skip all the bullshit?
>>150744881>green hairWhy. Fuckin muppet ass
>>150744951>oh hes basically eridan>oh and hes basically equius>oh and hes basically dirk>oh and he does chin ups>oh and hes handsome>oh and he has a bunny tail>oh and he has magic powersIdk he seems a bit too perfect. Is he going to be a mary sue parody? Or just simply too bloated? What personality will be left for the other satyrs? Is one going to be the biggest loser ever?
>>150744881>cuts on the shoulders and chest tooDo cutters really?
Read Space Days.It was nice so far.That's it, that's my deep analysis on the fanventure.
>>150745201>skip all the bullshitThen don't read Beyond Canon.
>>150745269>Idk he seems a bit too perfect. Is he going to be a mary sue parody?Yes but that's actually called Gary Stu. It could also be just a front, maybe Swiss presents himself like this but when it comes to interacting with others he's actually terrible.>What personality will be left for the other satyrs?I think they will be basically carbon copies of the trolls with some slight differences. I mean... 'mirthful' satyr... with the handle 'tC'. Come on.>Is one going to be the biggest loser ever?And of course it is inevitable that one of them will be a Tavros counterpart.
>>150745187They are important to me. And that's fine.>>150745183Because they're effectively dead. They're cosmically locked away from post-canon/HS2 because ARquius is a part of LE and Davepeta is stuck to his back, pulling him into the black hole from which he should not escape.I've said this before, but ultimately I think they're better off not being a part of HS2. Look at what happened to everyone. They all turned into the worst versions of themselves.Even Dirk understood that some bullshit was happening there that is not good at all. So he got the fuck outta there.
Oh my GOD look at this stupid asshole. He is SO PRETENTIOUS. What an utter complete fucking douche. Just....a fountain, no, a GEYSER of douche. This is a TSUNAMI of DOUCHE. My god.I love him already.
The beyond canon shilling comes across as greatly astroturffed.
Stupid fucking horse douche. GOD
>>150745588Absolutely not dude. I'm meowrails anon. I posted here a couple of years ago, like all the time. I'm doing this for myself. I despised most of the Epilogues and a larger part of HS2 either way. I really don't think these recent updates would make up for the relentless garbage that was the post-canon material. I don't think this will make people want to actually chew through that draining read.I'm just happy.. to be actually be happy for something.
That was a good laugh. Man. Maybe HS2 won't be so gargbage.
>>150745458Ya I kinda skimmed most of his stuff. So idk. I do like the role he fills as a kinda jock character. Even as hes the bizarre post ironic tumblr twink version of that. Homestuck kinda lacked that. And it will be a useful role in the character dynamics of the session. The earth 3 kids have all this bizarre sexual bullshit around them but all manage to be sexually well adjusted relatively. We'll see.It is nice to see the actually fun parts of dirk come out in this dude.
>>150744881Dying in space probably
>>150745921Built for dying of starvation
>>150744881Shake zula
>>150744881Tridesert makes cute pooners to be honest.
>>150744881Whats the point of them having canonical skin and hair colors like that and then still just portraying them as black and white in the comic
>>150745970Not bad honestly
>>150745993Squash headcanons
>>150745993artistic choicebesides have you ever seen homestuck style sprites with human skin tones that look good?>>150745970takes one to know one am i right?
>>150745993Color balance and making it look homestuck. Its harder to balance the colors when everyone has different shades of skin. The webcomic style doesn't mesh well
>>150745970Reminds me of an old Dane Cook joke about visiting Florida"Should have put deodorant on my balls."
>>150745970>Tranny>Abusive trailer trash parents>Severely mentally ill gfBitch needs to pick a struggle
>>150746061Bitch can struggle to breath around my cock
>>150746061bending over backwards for some bpd bitch is a classic masculine thing to do its very gender affirming for cody
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>>150746131Rap God. Rap God.
>>150746131best dancestor btwthe only people who disagree got filtered
>>150745170I think it's interesting that our one hero dancestor (as opposed to the villain, relatively peaceful Aranea) created the violent society that is Alternia and it's shown that she had been that way since a kid, sowing discord and being violent for no reason even though she grew up the richest, most privileged little kid in her societyAnother thing is, I don't think Mindfang fits Aranea at all. She's much more Vriska. Same with Dolorosa and Kanaya etc. Meenah is the one exception where it seems her kid version is reflected in ancestor form, because the Condesce is the only one that exists alive in-story so it makes sense the story would want to explain how she grew up to be that way. The other ancestors just seem like explorations on the beta trolls' dynamics, while the dancestors (barring Meenah) have little to do with them.
Post >yfw the Homestuck series happens and we hear "IT'S GAME, BROOOOOOOOOO."
Space Days for those who haven't read it.>lesbian 12 years old>her gay hispanic best friend>their trans (FtM) Floridian long distance friend (gay hispanic best friend has a crush on him) (does he know?)>trans floridian friend's crazy BPD girlfriend.The modern family.
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>>150745597Does... Does it have a horsecock?
>>150744881>>150745970He should kiss his hot mom and get molested by her while she makes transphobic comments the entire time.
>>150746261He's not hispanic he's greek you sophist. Still not white. Probably 40% slav and 50% turk
>>150745458Imagine if her kiss put him into a deep sleep...haha...
Fuck my stupid Satyr life.
>A entire species of My Little Bro-ny.Davebots gonna explode from PTSD while their session will go so far up its own ass, it starts rapping.
>>150746505>aradia and davebot bond over wanting to explodeCute.
Post Satyrs.
>>150746167>look up reactions to him on reddit and tumblr because I'm curious what the reactions are to a /co/ parody>people delusionally interpreting him as a smol bean representation of neurodivergency calling him their comfort character and a hecking wholesome autism chungusThats it I'm staying in my 4chan safespace where I dont have to think about the existence of stimboards and 12 layers of headcanon. At least my brain understands the racism and sexism
>>150746602They don't want to admit their pissblood basically said nigga to the girlboss sea dweller.
>>150746367>e's not hispanic he's greek you sophist. Still not white. Probably 40% slav and 50% turkOh my fucking god you crackas are genuinely fucking delusional oh god.Can ANY of you even come up with a singular definition of what the FUCK does even "white" mean as far as humans go? Obviously not pale skin. Otherwise you'd have to include da joos too. And so many others who are not 'white european'. Whatever the fuck that means too.But like. Literally if you'd ask any two 'white supremacist' around the world, I GUARANTEE you that they will NOT agree about what does 'white' even mean. Or who or what still falls under it. Or doesn't. This is so retarded.
Y'know, Satyrs are known for raping any woman with a hole, but particularly are known for chasing and raping Nymphs.This will be fun.
>>150745797>. I do like the role he fills as a kinda jock character. Even as hes the bizarre post ironic tumblr twink version of that.I'm sure it'll be funny as hell. At the very least. Which is good.>And it will be a useful role in the character dynamics of the session. The earth 3 kids have all this bizarre sexual bullshit around them but all manage to be sexually well adjusted relatively. Oh no dude, I have a feeling we haven't seen the truly bizarre side of satyrs and Swiss just yet. There's gonna be something fucking stupid about him I'm sure. If he's gonna take after Equius maybe even a bit a more, I could definitely see him having some 'guilty pleasure' admiration for one of the nymph scholars. He's gonna be like, "these wretched seabitches aint worth shit... well except maybe for this one...she's so spunky" or something. >>150746438I'm not familiar with this sexual fetish.Would you care to elaborate a bit more?
>>150738411Damn that is a fucking SAUCY looking Rose
>>150746027He ain't got ball
>>150735910Midnight Crew comes back, Sollux and Aradia are together, Spades Slick and Black Queen/Snowman fuck.
>>150746291I guess it wouldn't be unreasonable to think so. Unless these satyrs have some kind of arcane method of reproduction that does not involve regular insemination.>>150746721Yes, but they're usually unsuccessful. They're often depicted masturbating or engaging in bestiality.Plus, this is a race designed by DIRK. You think he's not going to come up with some bullshit to completely sidestep the need for a female being in the satyr reproduction?He is the most guy-ly man that ever bro'd. And that's a sentence that I apparently typed out. I hope it makes sense. He doesn't hate women necessarily. But he will always put the men above them.
>>150746698Um have you even read a single page of critical theory? Dirk would be ashamed. Its called a social construct for a reason. Its why asians are considered white. Sheesh bro look at his skin. Absolute swarthoid. Honestly he's probably blacker than you. Blacker than any Sicilian. Dude. Benjamin franklin. He got it. Only white countries are saxony, scandinavia, anglo saxons, dutch. Its called the skinospectrum for a reason. And Alan is squarely brown. That ain't no red faced tan. Oh and I forgot the last 10℅ of his genotype. Its Arab.
>>150746851I mean, with the weird relationship he has with his psuedo-daughter I wouldn't be surprised if satyrs were all male and nymphs were all female and they just reproduce with one another in a weird transactional way.
>>150746244BRO THIS BITCH IS MADE OF WEED
>>150746851More like gay-ly.
>>150746879Alans Yakubian and from Hyperborea.
>>150744697real smooth, Hypnofag
>>150745117trident and harpoon guns arent weapons, they're fishing accessories
>>150747109You know I know didn't intend for that but that sounds extremely like the kind of upperclass loop-hole that would exist on beforus
Early concepts of some of the trolls have arrived. Here is Vriska and Aradia.
>>150747194Nepeta and Feferi
>>150747210And Eridan and Equius
>>150747210aw.. aww... aww.... aw.......so cutie
It must just be the medium but the concepts look a lot more buglike than the finished abstract characters
>>150747194>>150747210>>150747223Where did you get these? Oh my god Equius with an underbite. And Nepeta is more ore less the same..
>>150747360On the Official Homestuck Discord.
>>150747194>>150747210>>150747223Homestuck would have been a lot edgier if these were the final designs. I sort of wish they were. Nepeta and Vriska are cute.