Here's your gay pizza.
damn didn't notice it had cucumber slices as well, gross
Sex with the pierced bitch.
>>150736331I've never seen broccoli on pizza.I'd give it a try.
>>150736437It's good.
>>150736345I think those are just thicker parts of the broccoli stems anon.
>>150736460Look closer
>>150736331>that'll be $27 + tip
>>150736345No wonder Anger was pissed>>150736356That's a dude
>>150736482I'm looking closer, I don't see any seeds. Those are just round cuts of the thicker parts of the broccoli stems.
>>150736482>>150736500
>>150736331How did she not notice her family was ordering broccoli pizza until the exact moment it was shoved in her face?
>>150736488>That's a dudeshe has lipstick and blush on...
>>150736586C'est un homme, mec...
>>150736331Congratulations on turning an 11 yo girl gay
>>150736584The emotions didn't knew what type of Pizza where serving, they only saw one of the memories and assumed they sell every other flavor
>>150736593Gay pixar started with Finding Dory
So I assume Inside Out 3 will be about Riley becoming an adult?
>>150736331Is this like the latinx taco?Can't get no bettah
>>150736485stop being poor
>>150736662No, just becoming a woman...
>>150736791Nope becoming “non-binary”. The writers will go an extra mile by making her go from lesbian to non binary to own the corporate chuds
>>150736331>Good first movie>Good sequel>Good spin-off showWhat went right InsideChads?
>>150736452KYS commie.
>>150736331Meatless pizza isn't pizza.And it should be a criminal offense under the law of men, because it is already an affront to God.
You must be 18 years or older to post here.
>>150736437>>150736452Broccoli needs to be longer in the oven compared to the rest of the pizza in order to get a good roast
>>150736791No, just coming.
Just eat the fucking pizza, you pussy
Food is fuel.
>>150737242>god, le original pizzayoloMargherita is the yardstick of pizzas.
>>150736331
>>150736944*SNIFFFF*
>>150736584A lot of pizza places will have a game cabinet or two. She probably went straight to playing a game instead of waiting to order assuming there was a line.
>>150736331I'd eat it. Broccoli adds a nice chew to veggie pizza.
>>150738677>$5/sliceWait that's...That's just normal now.Oh my God
>>150738599Area 51, Metal Slug 3, and the Simpsons arcade game are Pizza place kino.
>>150738686Man I haven't seen a Simpson arcade in awhile. Didn't know how good you had until it's gone.
>>150738677wtf are gays so proud of? Taking dick isn’t an accomplishment.
>>150736652Was that ever confirmed? I knew some people who got together to see that movie to “support queer cinemas.”
>>150736740stop being greedy
>>150738734They're proud of all the irreparable damage they causeThey're proud they continue to get away with itThey're proud of all the beloved franchises they've body snatchedso very proud..
>>150736437Considering it's flavorless I figure it's useless on a pizza. The goal of the toppings is to add flavor.
>>150736437I haven't had ONLY broccoli on pizza, but I've had it on veggie pies. It's good. It has a nice texture for the slice as long as it's cooked right. >>150737434>Broccoli needs to be longer in the oven compared to the rest of the pizzaThis is the way. Roast it a bit first, toss it on the pizza, cook it the rest of the way. >>150737242>Meatless pizza isn't pizzaTraditional Italian Neapolitan pies by definition have no meat. They're pretty strict with how the OG is made with San Marzano tomotos and Mozzerella made from water buffalo milk. You get some basil as a "topping". The closest you'll get to meat on a classic Italian pizza is some slices of cured ham on pizza capricciosa (mozzerella, ham, mushroom, artichoke, tomato). Don't get me wrong, I love meat on a pizza, but your statement is patently false.
>>150736331why did they order that if the kid explicitly hates broccoli? why would a pizza place demand you eat a specific slice instead of ordering what you want? I never saw inside out because this shit looks retarded
>>150738753Andrew Stanton said “They can be whatever you want them to be,”
>>150736584This looks like a slice shop. Your options are limited to what they have at that time unless you're ordering a whole pie made to order. Broccoli pizza may have been the only thing they had available at that time.
>>150736331i perfer supreme
>>150738843you stupid fucking nigger, places by the slice ALWAYS have variety. I have never seen a by the slice spot with a specific singular type of pizza. You need to do some mental gymnastics to have your retarded thought process to assume a by the slice shop would only have one type of pizza at any given time. I hope you get hit by a car today.
>Inside Out was 10 years ago
>>150738843That's even dumber. At the bottom line it's a business. I'm sure 80% of the clients just want pepperoni. On a side note there's a pizza place I go get beers from. It's a small shop, talk to the owner who got it from his pop he's like around my age. Anyways they have like 1 grill and two pizza ovens. They have multiple pizza options and a couple and I kean a couple options that aren't pizza
>>150738873read what I said, idiot. >Your options are limited to what they have at that time>AT THAT TIMEI'm not saying that the slice shop only made one type of pizza, but if it's a popular place and/or they went right after a rush or too close to closing, sometimes all the other types of pizzas are gone. I've been to plenty of slice shops when pickings have been slim. Maybe next time learn how to read and process information before 'sperging out. You have to learn how to reign in that retard energy.
>>150736331>no sauceWhat kind of shitty excuse for pizza is this?
>>150738902>I'm sure 80% of the clients just want pepperoni.If I remember correctly, they're in San Francisco. Demand will be for all sorts of things. Even then, sure, they'll run through a lot of pepperoni, sausage, and plain pizzas, but if you get there at the wrong time, they can and do run out of those items. I live in a city chock full of pizza places and depending on where/when you go, it can be hit or miss. Sometimes all that's left is fried eggplant or a sad looking slice of barbecue chicken.
>>150738905no pizza place by the slice has only one type of pizza >at that timedo you not understand how big pizza ovens are and how crucial it is to have variety for customers you stupid goddamn faggot? No pizza place that serves by the slice, anywhere on earth would only ever have one type of pizza. You're an autistic dork who has never gone outside or understand how the world works. Kill yourself tonight.
>>150738927it's probably a white slice. That uses Riccotta instead of tomato sauce.
>>150736944It's because there's a ton you can do with the inside of the mind and psychology and how you represent it
>>150738684What were they THINKING?!
>>150738944You can just say that you live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. Slice shops in big cities that are known for slice shops run out of stock all the time. Lunch and dinner rushes get crazy and places need to stay on top of churning out pies for slice services as well as whole pies custom ordered. This isn't an imagined phenomena. You just haven't seen it because you lack life experience.
>>150736662Coping with being touched inappropriately
>>150738940The scene exist, specifically for kids in movie theaters to go "eeeewww gross broccoli on pizza!" I never in my life walk to a pizza place asked for a slice and they said all we have in broccoli. But hey for argument sakes, let's say you are correct. You know what you do, you turn around and walk out. Like you said it's SF you can throw a rock and find a spot to eat. The parents are frankly ass holes for choosing a broccoli pizza on the day they move.
>>150738734And therein lies the worst part about identity politics. No matter how lazy, unattractive, untalented, or lacking in social skills you are; you can take pride in simply "existing". You simply have to declare yourself to be something atypical (except incels, chuds, etc. they're always demonized regardless of the circumstances). After that you're expected to be treated like a hero, even if you've never done a single noteworthy thing.
>>150738787Now come on, broccoli is not flavorless, you rube
>>150739018>But hey for argument sakes, let's say you are correct. You know what you do, you turn around and walk out.yes. You do that as an adult. If the parents are fucking fried and just want to grab a slice after moving in, they go to a shop that is conveniently located and all they have is broccoli, it's not inconceivable that they take whatever the shop has left and make the kid deal with it. Super cool if your parents would have gallivanted around town until you could find something you liked when you were a kid, but I can remember plenty of times where I was expected to just suck it up as a kid.
>>150736485Man, these Trump prices are skyrocketing out of control.
>>150739041>>150738734It's not about being "special", it's about the lgbtq community having enough pride in who they are to not have to feel like they have to hide it. That's a response to historically having to keep that aspect of themselves hidden due to legal or social issues. It's not like you don't already know this, but playing stupid makes it easier to /pol/post.
>>150738831It's allegedly based off of a pizza place near pixar where they do a limited constantly changing range of weird pizzas with that being one of the famous ones they did
Give me zucchini or give me death
>>150736331I'd eat a grilled chicken and roasted broccoli pizza with a nice white sauce. Probably wouldn't get cucumber on it though.>>150739345Yeah, there's hipster places like that around universities.
>>150738677>>150738684>>150738976too cheap
Frankly the only toppings that should be on a pizza are pepperoni or sausage.
>>150739657Anchovy Gang rise up
>>150736331That brocoli? Steamed brocoli taste great with cheese sauce.
>>150736652>>150738753>>150738840>Dory never became Nemo's stepmom while Marlin plows that tardwife pussy every nightmust suck to be a fish
>>150736331I fucked her in the back room while this was cooking. Giggitty!
>>150736584Zoomoid attention span
>>150736437chicken broccoli alfredo pizza FUCKS
I'm the old Norm, I want normal pizza
>>150739657I like bell peppers and mushrooms on my pizzas, but the base would always be pepperoni.>>150740077Do anchovies have bones in them, or are they cooked until the bones sorta melt?
>>150740155>/co/ is the only place where they want to fuck pic related
>>150738873did someone piss in your cereal?
>>150739010and the emotions are constantly fighting to get riley's sanity in check while they are withering away in mere seconds
I'm the Old Norm, I want normal pizza!
>>150741548Yeah it was me. Sorry about that.
>>150736331I prefer Licorice on my pizza.
>>150741521I never said I wanted to fuck Dory, I said Marlin should have hit that
>>150736331They made the freakin' pizza WOKE!
>>150736331No sauce?
>>150736488I want to know the context of San Francisco ruining the Hawaii trip
>>150736944WIFE
>>150741677Here's your normal pizza, dude! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54au0Ve5I50
>>150740155If the movie was scientifically accurate, Marlin would have become Nemo’s mom after Nemo’s mom was killed.
>>150743040You’ve never seen white pies? They use ricotta instead of tomato sauce.
The older I've gotten the more I've grown to appreciate a nice simple pepperoni pizza with a cheesy garlic crust.
>>150736791Didn't we already have a movie about girls turning into women and monthly bleedings? Or maybe even two movies like that?NO MORE
>>150743725At one minute I thought Michelangelo was smoking a joint.
>>150739377Wait a minute, I recognize that pixel...
>>150736331That better be vegan cheese, or I swear to science!
>>150736437Broccoli and chicken on a white sauce pizza is good. Like chicken alfredo on a crust.
>>150738734>>150739041
Weird pizza can sometimes be god tier. I once got salmon hollandaise pizza by accident and holy shit it was orgasmic.I can imagine broccoli pizza working, if it included some balsamic.
>>150736488sex with pierced twink
>>150736488Even better
>>150736488He said bitch, you bitch
>>150738734They're proud of living rent free in your mind
>>150738787>>150739063And even if it was flavourless broccoli still has tons of nutrients. Nothing wrong with having a more nutritious pizza
>>150744377>salmon hollandaise pizzaOh that sounds great as a brunch pizza>balsamicya lost me
>>150745124Balsamic Vinegar taste way better than you expect.It's god tier if used correctly but it can also backfire as if you put a little more than necessary can overpower the flavor of everything it touches.I usually do a caprese salad with tomatos, mozzarella cheese and balsamic vinegar and I always have a great time
>>150736345That might be zucchini actually.Which makes it worse
>>150736944>goodit was always extremely mediocre
>>150744491>tons of nutrientsname themplants overall have piss-poor nutrients
>>150739171>It's not about being "special", it's about the lgbtq community having enough pride in who they are to not have to feel like they have to hide it.there's nothing wrong with shunning degenerate behaviour. And now you see most fags completely obsessed with the fact that they're fags
>>150738940Then why the fuck would you order Brocoli at all if you know that that's all they have? why not just regular cheese? The entire joke is contrived as fuck
>>150745192Than I expect?I've tried it dozens of times, many different flavors. It's not my thing. I can, at best, tolerate it.
>>150744254Why is there such an uptick of posts calling others "incels" simply for not supporting identity politics crap?
>>150745375Many different flavors? It may be because i'm italian but we just one fucking flavor. Different kind of flavors with a vinegar aftertaste sounds pretty fucking shit actually
Dman this place turned into /ck/ strangely fast.
>>150745406Basic balsamic is more tolerable. Maybe there is one flavor that I could stand, but I'm not gonna buy every single one in hopes that a couple don't suck.And then there's vinaigrette which can be any number of things. From a light drizzle for salads, to an unholy clashing slurry, with entire goddam peppercorns thrown in for some reason..My favorite is malt vinegar. Apple cider vinegar is okay.I tried "red wine" vinegar a while ago. That bottle got poured down the drain.
>>150736331I won't take this Pizza.
>>150745430It's not /ck/, otherwise it would be 90% fastfood bots.
>>150736331>October>/co/ck/ rises from the graveVegi pizza is good though. Just not something you want to get every day.
>>150741064Anchovies do have bones and but they are the thickness of a human hair and aren't very strong. You hardly notice them.If you can eat deens bones and all you can eat chovies.
Broccoli is great. Anyone who doesn't like broccoli has shit taste
>>150745514WTF is this...Yeah, as >>150745406 wogboy says, balsamic vinegar is basically one flavour. Some brands are better than others, but they're like variations on a theme. The reason I think it would help a broccoli pizza is because balsamic on roast veggies works great, so it should work on broccoli cooking on a pizza, and with the cheese.Fuck me I'm going to have to try this sometime just to prove it now.
>>150747567You don't want coffee vinegar?Or chocolate?Honey admittedly might be okay.
>>150747661I do actually, I also want tobacco vinegar Why aren't we using tobacco more in cooking?
>>150747661No, not even slightly. This seems to be some americanisation that I was happy not knowing existed until now.
>>150736331considering that broccoli looks cold and raw as opposed to steamed/roasted, i'd react similarly
>>150747706>Why aren't we using tobacco more in cooking?It's much more strictly regulated. Also too much nicotine can be lethal
>>150745317Stop being a contrarian
>>150745340>And now you see most fags completely obsessed with the fact that they're fagsNo. That's what YOU see because the extent of your experience with people is what you see go viral on social media. Of course there are annoying twats from all walks of life, but the majority of queer people I know in real life are just regular-ass people who happen to be queer. I didn't even know some of them were gay until I met their significant other because it never came up.
>>150736482Nah Anon is right, given how many other random cut up segments of the stem are on other parts of the pizza that's like a random cut of the stalk.Now WHY the fuck they also added the stalks to the pizza is beyond me, that's way too hard a texture for what is supposed to be cheesy bread that you take a nice smooth bite into
>>150745367anon, I don't think you know how slice shops work. It's a thing that tends to exist in bigger cities. You might not have seen them if you live in a more remote area.
>>150745124>>150745192>>150745375>>150745406>>150745514Vinegar is an acid and should be used similar to lemon or lime. If you just douse it on stuff, it will make it sour. It works really well as a flavor enhancer, though. Sometimes when you think something needs more salt, it really needs some acid to help "wake the flavors up". If something tastes a bit too fatty or cloying, acid can help cut through some of that. It can balance things if it's a bit too sweet. Lemon or lime work in some situations, but other times they add a bit too much of a fruity quality to the food. That's where vinegar comes in. Balsamic is more of a finishing vinegar. It has a slightly sweet quality to it. Some people will hit it with heat if they're making a glaze or a sauce, but you'll typically see it used uncooked in stuff like dressings or drizzled on top of something to finish it off. As with anything sour, a little goes a long way. Because of the sweetness, it also works as a nice slightly tart counterpoint in desserts. Balsamic and strawberries is a super common combination. Malt vinegar is often used with fried foods. You'll see this with stuff like fish and chips. Again, it's more of a sauce or dressing. Most other types of vinegar (red whine vinegar, white wine vinegar, sherry vinegar, champagne vinegar, apple cider vinegar, etc) are used in cooking. They're sour like any vinegar will be, but have a hint of the flavor from whatever they're made from. They're useful if you want to give vibrancy to a meal. I'll splash those in soups, curries, sauces, marinades, etc. If you're adding enough to be able to actually taste the vinegar, you're usually adding too much. Most of the time it's best used to enhance flavors that are already there, but not be something you can pick out as a component if you're tasting blind. WHEN you add acid to a meal also makes a difference. Adding it earlier on to your cooking will make it less tart and present.
>>150747706>Why aren't we using tobacco more in cooking?It's dangerous. Extracting flavors also ends up extracting (and concentrating) any medicinal components that may be present. If you make something like tobacco bitters or tobacco oil, etc, it can be really easy to overdose on nicotine. Yes, that's possible.
>>150747661There's a difference between fermenting vinegar from a substance (like red wine, white whine, sherry, champagne, cider, etc) and flavoring a vinegar after the fact. These coffee or chocolate balsamics are infused with flavor after the vinegar is made. Both the coffee and chocolate balsamics are made for use in desserts which is a common use of balsamic vinegar.
