Shakira's song got leakedhttps://x.com/DrewDisneyDude/status/1975914347861070016
>>150737335Guess the Charlie Kirk delay was worth it. Disney really has actual jams in this decade alone.
>>150737437Wow who could tell that hiring actual songwritters could work
>>150737335gazelle my beloved
>>150737335>Lyric music video has Gazelle hitting Nick with her hipsThese bastards knew what they are doing
>>150737335The song in the first one is the worst shit lol
>>150737335This sucks.
>>150737335>Har har har>Stupid boy gets hurt while the girls dance. Yaaasss.Great, more of this.
Man there's like no hype surrounding this movie. Did all the furfags get therapy or something?
>>150738481they saw the leaks
>>150737335Melody is catchy but you turn into a human sound board if you sing it.
>>150737335I miss her old music, it had that catchy tune and sounds like she was having fun, now it's pretty much the same since the waka waka, just copy pastes to print quick moneyhttps://youtu.be/NmJHH026X0c?list=RDNmJHH026X0c
>>150737335Holy fuck I wanna fuck Shakira(forma de furry)
>>150737555Her hips don’t lie
>>150737335judy looks like she's charging a twinkie house ready to connect with gazelle's vagoo
>>150738481You know full well this is making a billion
>>150738481>Did all the furfags get therapy or something?It's called "nine years of Disney corporate bullshit".
>>150737335>dat asswhy'd they make her so sexy
>>150739741shakira
>>150738537Qrd?
>>150737335Why are the tigers so big? Tigers are lean animals.
>>150737335Oh this is great!
The next movie needs to be 2 hours of Gazelle twerking at the camera
>>150740674Include farting and I'll buy out theaters.
>>150738481>there's like no hype surrounding this movieYou are very wrong there. The movie has a ton of hype in the community. Minus the dumb ass "copaganda" whiners.
>>150740598you are probably thinking of sumatran tigers, they are smaller and lean, then you have bengal tigers, which are huge and buff
>>150737335>ShakiraNo thanks. I'll stick with The Roaring Stones. I really like their song "Waiting on a Friend".
>>150739741Shakira request it beacuse she's /our girl/
>>150740674That's what the Animal Kingdom ride is for https://disneyparksblog.com/wdw/zootopia-better-zoogether-opening-date-announced-at-disney-world/
>>150738443Suck it up faggot. We're getting more of this until abortion is not longer a criminal offence in red shit hole states.
>>150737437What is ur waiting for? Is it like Beetlejuice? He's in hells waiting room?
>>150737555It's not fait, it should have been me
1) Male MC is presented as a beta male in 100% of promotional material2) Comic relief sidekick3) The movie is aimed at 3-6 years old even tho the first part is old as shitIt's shit
>>150741859>Male MC is presented as a beta male in 100% of promotional material>Comic relief sidekickThe movie says this is the problem. That's what the therapist said. So Judy gets kidnapped by that Pawbert guy and Nick has to save her reckless ass.
>>150738481It'll do gangbusters it's just that the film took 9 years to come out, worse than Kung Fu Panda 3 to for (KFP3 came out same year as Zootopia).So it's just basically lost any momentum bonus it would have gained being a sequel. But it doesn't need it, the first one didn't have it and broke a billion.
>>150737517Try Everything was co-written by Sia and this one is by Ed Sheeran both won Grammys and have a better track record than whatever these two arehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsdxoL89Qsc&pp=ygUNbW9hbmEgMiBzb25ncw%3D%3Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-ZSXJlBBrg&pp=ygUSd2lzaCB5b3UncmUgYSBzdGFy
>>150741859You must live a fucking sad life
>>150742016So let me get this straight. It's ok to present the male MC of the movie as a beta male because..... Uhhh... Reasons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP8X7yEpIxU
>>150742510So do I understand correctly? It's ok to present the male MC of this anticipated animated movie as a beta male because..... it's a copy of a old movie?
>>150741834Wow. He's JUST the right height for you-know-what.Amazing.
>>150742647schizoprenia
>>150742735More like SchizoToopia
>>150741834Cute
>>150742167He isn't beta if he beats the badguy in a fight to get the antivenom to save the girl from dying, is he? Judy fucks up not listening to Nick. So the movie vindicates Nick by saving the girl.
>>150744179>He isn't betaHe is presented as a beta male in 100% of promotional material tho
>>150744179That's simply the generic cliche of the one moment where a beta male is allowed to shine to show he's not entirely worthless. That doesn't erase the male character being a weak character throughout most of the story. And Nick is quite a lame character additionally because he wears pink clothes making him look gay. No one who isn't a trashy furry actually likes this character.
>betaIs this a chihuahua term? Only ever seem to hear it when a tiny man is trying to act tough.Or are you people still looking to join those "alpha male" camps where they just take your money and scream at you while you stand in some cold water.
>>150744382fun fact, the "alpha" male and female of a wolf pack are literally just the mother and father of the pack while the rest of the pack are their chidlren
>>150744430It's funny how the very guy who coined those terms later denounced his research, because he got it all wrong and it turned out that wolf dynamics in manmade prison do not reflect their normal way of life in the slightest. As you said, natural wolf packs are essentially just families - nuclear families in some cases, extended families with grandparents, aunts, uncles, kids, and half-siblings in others.
>>150737335Where is the marketing actually, isn't this like one of the biggest release this year for Disney? I dunno maybe they are that confident it will do well? It's just weird to see very little marketing I mean the fucking wildehopps shippers are carrying the marketing for this
Y'know, mammals have the size advantage overall. Sure, crocodiles and turtles can get pretty big, but no bigger than moose.
>>150737335Thumbnail kinda looks like someone photoshopped the left tiger whipping out a weird lookin dick
>>150744226What?
>>150744582It's still almost two months away and Disney has Tron, and Predator to market in the meantime, plus Avatar shortly after. The merch seems to be scheduled for the next week and onwards; presumably the same goes for the rest of the marketing.
>>150741608>until abortion is not longer a criminal offence in red shit hole statesJust go live in a blue state. I hear the rent is very affordable :)
>>150737437>>150742072>than whatever these two areYou fags don't actually think this shit sounds any better, right?
This is the definition of “stomp clap shit”
>>150741608>Abort ONLY leftiesSounds good anon, abortions for lefties only, now fuck off outta the gene pool down to your genetic out-group preference cul-de-sac of a future.
>>150744190What promotional material you talking about?
If I woke up in Zootopia I would run directly to Gideon's location and fuck himMy fursona is a bull btw
>>150745280Literally 100% of it. Do you understand what "promotional material" means?
>>150745669Can you show me?
>>150745936>Can you show me 100% of promotional material for this highly anticipated movie?No. How the fuck would I do that, retard?
>>150745998So there is no promotional material? I knew it.
>>150741834her hips don't lie
>>150745150Naw..stomp-clap-shit is usually a song by some white guy, with multiple other dudes in the back ground doing faux tribal vocalization in unison at points in the song. This is just one female vocalist with minor backing vocals. She's doing non-word vocals, but it's more like scat than the caveman-like "Hoo, Hoo" and "HEY!" you hear in caucasian pop songs.
>>150744582See, the thing is Zootopia is like, Disney's biggest shit outside of preteen caucasian girl-audience movies like Frozen, but they have this whole "furry-phobia" thing going, even though plenty of non-furries like Zootopia as well. They prefer to try to put forth their shit-franchises first rather than lead with the money maker, just due to an anti-anthro bias. Other companies HAVE noticed that furry shit is a money-maker because there is interest outside of just the perverts that try to pretend to be rl critters. Disney's still stuck on stupid. We should be on Zootopia 3 and a couple spin-off movies by now. This same shit happened with The Lion King. They spent a lot of money on it, but the sentiment was "Talking animals?? Only those weirdos want to see THAT. Still, we can't half-ass on a THEATER movie, right? We all know Pocahontas is going to BURY this shit...NORMAL people only want animals as cute SIDEKICKS rather than main characters.".
>>150742072>Try Everything was co-written by SiaThat explains a LOT. Sia does some REALLY good shit when she's not doing her usual schtick of "crappy faux-reggae".
>>150737335Got deleted did anybody save it?
>>150737335>releasing nearly at the same time as Wicked Part 2how much do you think wicked will impact zootopia's box office?
>>150746956I ripped the song to mp3 last night. Gotta run to the store for some damn Mucinex cuz I'm coughing up oysters, and the effort is fucking causing my upper back vertebrae to pop every time. If anybody wants me to post it, lemme know here and I'll post a mediafire link when I get back.
>>150746963Hmm. Well, let's weigh this out, yeah? a boring, live-action sequel to a non-canon, semi-struggle, feminist WOO re-imagining starring a mediocre-looking black woman in greenface who no-lie looks like Scooby Doo vs a franchise that people from ALL walks of life like...gosh, seems like a no-brainer.
>>150746956https://x.com/ShakiraMedia/status/1975933833272058010
>>150746963It will probably go back-and-forth between both of them depending on when they release.
>>150742072Sia has been a main workhorse in the industry for decades now, she writers for literally everything now to the point where her credited work already dwarfs her own stuff. She even gave Katty Perry the illusion that she could still exists past 2015 by writing the last decent songs she hadEd Sheeran is a joke as a solo act, but he is genius on the business side and behind the mixing desk stuff, so it doesn't surprise me he is also going to the behind the curtains path. Skrillex did that, became a producer, never made anything that you could recognize as his, made more money than he ever did
>>150745280If that's the kiss scene in the movie then it looks like China-tier. Could Disney's animators not figure out how to make Nick and Judy's lips lock convincingly? The Bad Guys 2 had a big hollywood blockbuster kiss the likes of which we haven't seen in years.
>>150737335That gazelle slut has such good porn with huge_insertion>>150742072Sia's songwriting is definitely up there, underrated even
>>150742072>Watch out world here i areBruh was it so hard to get Menken for their 100th anniversary film? the plot would still been ass but the songs would made them worth it
>>150746963Zootopia is more popular international specially China, the only people who hate the film are Americans beacuse "muh copaganda" while international don't give a shit,
>>150748730the best art of Gazelle is when her tigers are running a train on her.
>>150748698It's AI
>>150749143That would explain why it looks so shit. I've seen some pretty bad ones of The Bad Guys as well.I'm not exactly holding out a lot of hope for the actual movie though. I'm expecting Disney to cop out and have Nick and Judy almost kiss and then not go through with it because they want people to come back for the third movie. They've been really weird about kissing scenes and romance in general for the last 10 years.
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