Terrible
>>150741580fuck this shit I'm gonna reread 8-bit theater
>>150741580A less terrible thread died for this.
There's your slime girl.
>>150741580I hope Moray lets me suckle her cold brew directly from her big gooey tits.
Maybe if I read another few thousand strips, something will happen
>>150741580Moray :3
Hanners my beloved...where art thou?
>>150741580>3-4 pages of Moray shenanigans>2 pages of Marten being chastised>10 pages of Faye / Bubbles / Anh
>>150741580I don't know why but this panel made me smile.
>>150741739she should have a hat
>>150741580PLEASE LET THE NEXT BATCH OF COMICS BE MORAY RUNNING THE COFFEE SHOP
>>150741773surely this will inspire some more lewds with green giggly-jello-jubbliesCOSTUMER SERVICE
>>150741739Hes kind of reached newspaper level with his comics. They're not exactly telling an interesting story or anything but you understand every archetype and your brain tells you, "ah, that'll be a fun situation for this character"
>>150741580>one large boob goo to go please
>>150741580You know what, I'll take it. This has actual comedy potential
>>150741617It's canon that she urinates it out.
>>150741580>nothing happens, but Moray is thereI guess I'll take it.
>>150741945
>>150741905I'm sure she'd be happy to make an exception. https://files.catbox.moe/qco1ho.png
>>150741978I yearn to be quenched
>>150741978blessed
>>150741580Hi can I have a coffee with Mory Milk I-I mean a medium latte with goray goo sorry look just get inmy mouth already
>>150741763she should have TWO HATS
>>150741978SUCC
>>150741806That's actually how I treat these comics. Like picking a newspaper and skipping to the funnies. I might like or not like it it, but the fact that it's new is always something that interesting to me as much as a newspaper.
>>150741806Garfield's eating lasagna again.
>>150741763
>>150741580Nothing questionable about this content at all
>>150741580There's Moray.
>>150741978When the Goo Girl squirts your LatteBut its no longer hot-tayThat's a Moray.
>>150742270Needs an apron that she's filling out but also kinda soaking through.
>>150741580Moray the Jiggly (Keys)
>>150741580How disappointing. I thought the story was actually going somewhere with the gremlin shenanagins. But instead of doing anything with it its just back to FUCKING NOTHING again and already forgotten by the characters.I'll see you in another 5 years.
>>150741978>https://files.catbox.moe/qco1ho.png
>>150741580Thank you Mommy Claire (male), now our manchild Marten wouldn't have to experience any consequences for his actions, despite the fact that just yesterday Claire was adamantly against the idea of Moray wasting her time at the coffee shop. Also, in some countries it may be illegal to abuse your position of power and force your subordinates to perform tasks they weren't intented to perform by their role, for the benefit of the business belonging to the superior's assosiate nonetheless. I don't know about the LAND OF FREE, tho.
>>150743308
>>150743808>force
>>150741603Y'know it's been years, that sounds like a great idea anon.
>>150741580I’m sure this coffee shop is absolutely vital to keep open with the one total customer he had
>>150741739Tiddies!
>slime bimbo booba shows up>comic immediately improvesfunny how that works
>>150741580Moray is back! Hoooray!
how is he not suicidal waking up next to that horror show every daydr loli gave you an out my man TAKE IT
>>150741642Like Emily, she snuck away from this "friend" group and both are doing much better.
>>150744747He had an out with Emily years ago. A few comics after this, his friends openly made fun of him for responding to what he thought was a threat. Emily ended up kissing him. Unfortunately he's into dicks, which Emily does not possess. Sad.
>>150741580Status quo maintained, story intrigue avoided
>>150744747Friendly reminder that there was a time where Claire>Was still somewhat endearingly written>Had an interesting design (because everyone didn't look the same yet)>Had her flaws (entitlement, inexperience, tunnel vision, being manipulative and a busybody) where still acknowledged by some people within the comicClaire becoming the black hole at the center of QC around which everything circles the drain has been (shockingly!) the worst thing to ever happen to her character.Before she was a dork. Now that the entire universe insists on her being the specialest most virtuous girl ever she's just a cunt.
>>150741978I want put my cream in her dispenser.
>slime girl is much better at martens job than he is>turns more profit in a day that he has get ten in the entire time being there
>>150741739It has a distinctly Spongebob vibe to it. In fact, you should be reading it in Spongebob's voice.Also, goobies
>>150741580>whatever expectations I hadslimetits consolation prize I suppose
>>150744863I don't even think she kissed him. She leaned into his cheek and said "kiss".
>>150745113much more likeable as a dork, but on the subject matter of the comic itself: i don't get it at all. is empowerment something anyone else here understands?
>>150741580PLEASE make a full page of Moray running the shop, I'm begging you
>>150747003People like to feel in control of their identity. If someone identifies as their flesh, they will want to sculpt that flesh into something they feel represents their personhood. If they're terminally online, they may seek a platform or avatar that speaks to them. It's a question of control and of self-determination. How that intersects with trans issues I'll leave as an exercise to the reader.
>>150744863Marten missed the boat on Emily.>>150744847I miss her to.
>>150745113>i heckin love cattle piercingsGiving women rights was a mistake.
Ladies please, the drama you crave isn't the kind of drama this webcomic does
>>150745113>>150747087No, no, this was a Jeph self insert thing. And I really don't get it. Some piercings are dumb, others are idiotic, some are aesthetic, most are ugly, but what's the vibe they intend from a nose ring? Because to me it basically screams "I am cattle to be led around the nose!" I mean, if you're an out and proud submissive (seems contradictory) go for it I guess. Otherwise, what the hell do they think it's communicating?OMG POWER OVER MY BODY!!!Go masturbate then. Make yourself cum. Now that's power. Punching holes in your body is just "I'll jump off this bridge if I feel like it! vibes.
>>150747003>is empowerment something anyone else here understands?It's the end result of bad parenting. >little girl wants to do the stupid things that are popular at school>mother forbids it without a good reason (any reason other than "I said so" would be fine)>this repeats until the little girl develops a complex about one stupid thing in particular>little girl grows up into young woman>young woman hasn't learned anything because she was never taught WHY the things were stupid>no longer has mom with her at all times to say "No, because I said so" to every stupid idea>realizes she can just do those stupid things now, with no one to stop her>does them and feels good about it because decades of restriction make the stupid thing feel great>keeps doing the stupid things for the rest of her lifeEvery bad decision people make in their 20s comes from this.
>>150747460>what's the vibe they intend from a nose ring?
>>150747687This gif is outstanding.>>150747641Exceptional level of insight from a post on 4chan dot org
what happened with the brown girl claire brother was almost into
>>150748485After she rejected the two guys who were pining for her they decided to just fuck each other and she faded away since she wasn't really relevant to any of the main cast anymore.
>>150741739Moray is the only redeeming quality this piece of shit comic has
>>150748871and she is not even a real person in the comic settingjust a bunch of goo
>>150748934All the robutt wifes are real people. Moray's a realer girl than Claire.
>>150749136they hated him because he spoke the truth
>>150748514Gooph forgot about her like the dozens of characters before her
>>150748934Goo is real
>>150749136>>150750448GOO!!
>>150750495
>>150741905>>150741978draw her pissing it out too
>>150741978This is why I cum here. Come here I mean.
>>150750512wait, where are the titties
>>150751669this was pre-embiggening of Faye's Fayesit's been over 15 years ago these were posted
>>150751761>as Jerp gradually forgets how his characters look, their tits inflate in sizeI seriously wonder what he'd do if his income wasn't directly tied to pandering. It's clear his interest is cute girls with mental illness and big tits and/or ass. Everything either gravitates that direction or gets dropped entirely.
>>150751894The cute girls are for our benefit to make lewds of that has lose personas of.
>>150752057>loseloose
>>150747764Despite the stereotypes, 4chan's cynicism often leads to insight.
Don't mind me, just posting best girl.
I remember swimsuit gate.
>>150741580Are they not even gonna try to wash the sheet Marten threw up on?
>>150753128Into the ocean it goes, I guess.
>>150743308Technically there’s been nothing done to resolve Dr Loli’s feelings towards Marten and his relationship yet. She’s still in the same place as she was the previous night. There’s a very small chance she could make a move and something happens. Probably not though.
>>150747003Have you ever been stuck with a haircut you didn’t like for a while, and then you finally get it fixed, and you feel a lot better? I think she’s trying to describe something like that.Also it is important to note that she is high on endorphins on that page, and she is already chasing that high again.
>>150753099What happened to her? How many autistic girls are going to be introduced then forgotten?
>>150747288Yeah, but somehow it’s great at churning out setups that let me imagine the drama.
>>150753280She was around for a long time. Got better at socializing, found herself a boyfriend, and moved on to be a more functional adult.
That fabled evening.
>>150753430Mousey beanpole Claire is cutest Claire and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
>>150753239The visual gag of Satellite being a gif and glitching out is the sort of thing we will never get anymore now that Jeph just sloughs content out for his retard patrons.Such a simple little goof but so well executed.Also, Tilly was the beginning of the end. She was the preamble that anticipated all the dogshit to come.
>>150752275
>>150754275Tried changing her eyes but not sure it helped.
>>150754205That can't be Hanners. She is acting... normal-...ish?
>>150754675She was fuming over getting a helper she didn't ask for or want and this story ended with her fucking off to the wilderness where she got over her fear of germs. At the time people were convinced this was a Jeph-tantrum because the audience he wanted to please didn't like Tilly at all either.
>>150754706I was checked out years before. What is Tilly's character, and can you give a qrd of the Jeph'm that happened over her? The last major one I have this.
>>150754675>>150755117The whole Tilly arc is weird. Weird that Hannelore would ever misname her (repeatedly, without noticing the offense!), weird that her mom ever thought just dropping Tilly on her daughter with a heads up would go well, weird that she blew up so fucking hard about getting an assistant just because her mom was doing it as a business favor. Hannelore basically treated it like slavery, even though Tilly was right there insisting she was happy for the opportunity, Tilly herself came from money, and basically consistently ignoring what Tilly wanted. The characters acted weird by established standards and the points that Jeph tried to make were weak and contradictory.I mostly covered it, but Tilly drops in on Hannelore, who just accepts that her mom gave her an assistant and proceeds to kinda treat her (wait, Tilly is a they/them) like shit because Tilly has a hard time with boundaries and is overbearing (see: insisting that she make the coffee when it's Hannelore's literal job) When when she learns Tilly is there as a business politics thing, Hannelore does a 180 flips her shit (and still treats Tilly like shit even though she thinks she isn't) and ragequits society and communication with her mom (a super executive with Musk level money and Disney level reach) and fucks off to shovel yak shit in a super "white girl finding herself" move.>>150754706I mean, Tilly wasn't likeable, she was overbearing and needy simultaneously. I actually liked her, because it seemed like a good base for character growth, but I think the poor representation of asexual they/themness in the eyes of the people that gave a shit is what led Jeph to abandon ship more than Tilly as a character.
>>150753293More that her boyfriend basically stalked her until she got hit with a cluestick that he wanted to fuck her, and then they continued a relationship based on lots of fucking until she somehow succeeded as a Vtuber and made enough to buy a house. Wiki says the last time we saw her was doing yoga immediately post wedding.
>>150755234That sounds like a weird string of events, but I'll believe as it wouldn't had been the first time for a web comic artist explodes on something from their supporters. I'm sure it was justified. Leftoid pay piggies are just as insane as rightoid pay piggies. They want a fantasy to self insert in, and you better not screw up that worldview.>>150755331That sounds about right.
>>150755234I agree that Tilly had plenty of avenue for development and despite her poor introduction could have made for a better cast addition than a lot of the secondary characters he's put in over the years. She was the antithesis of the majority of the cast, an earnest, polite, overachieving people pleaser that could have bounced off the cynicism. Also I would love to have seen how Dbaru would have handled her.
>>150753099>>150753117Nice Slampig.
>>150755556Dale agrees with you.
>>150755443Her arc is about 40 strips, you can get through it pretty fast.https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3606This is her intro strip, and if those hips and her insistence on assistance get Dbaru stirred up...
>>150755731"Do you like pancakes?""I love pancakes!""Yeah I can tell, I was only asking to be polite."
>>150755659>>150755731>characters we wont see again for 2 years
Oh right I forgot nothing until Saturday.
>>150756012better try and keep the thread alive
>>150756119Nah.
>>150753430>Is there anything you wanna know?>How many inches?
>>150755659The thicc one lying on the couch. Any porn of her?
>>150756119DIE THRED DIEDIE MARTEN DIEDIE JEFFREY DIEoh hi gootits, Hanners and Doktor LoliDIE TRANNI DIE CHKCHKCHCKCHK
>>150741603Is the PokeQuest 2 archive still dead?
>>150756732Yes, there's some Marigold on the booru.
>>150756772Why'd you kill Marten, but leave Dr. Loli alive?
>>150744863Emily was such a nice girl
>>150747288B-but they might fuck
>>150753128Washing sheets is women workAnd there are no women there
>>150758853People fuck in this comic about once every 5 years, just like real life
>>150758825She was. As opposed to now when we have>Claire (cunt)>Faye (Mellowed / Retired Cunt)>Bubbles (Cardboard Cutout)>Roko (Incoherent Wafer-thin character)>Anh (Eccentric Rich Cunt)>Yay (Cunt)>Evan (Bubbles with a Palette-Swap)>Moray (nice)>Doctor Loli, future mega man villain (endearing cunt)>Zlata (wafer-thin cardboard cutout, offensively masturbatory token Ukranian character from when that war was Current Thing)>Aurelia (Nice, but annoying & also no longer exists)>Marigold & Momo (Nice but no longer exist)>May (cunt but no longer exists)>Ayo (Stupid dysfunctional cunt)>Ayo's Sister (Good Character, no longer exists)>Dragontits and Blueberry (Cunts, no longer exist)>Dora (Now pleasant by comparison but no longer exists)>Tai (Arguably the UR-Cunt who poisoned the well beyond saving, gratefully also no longer exists)>Brun (Obnoxious but nice, no longer exists)>Raven & the OG CoD crew (Nice, gone so long they've fossilized)>Sam & Emmet (Precocious Child Characters, no longer exist)And finally, the sole fucking hope of this entire strip:>Hannelore (A nice person with a semblance of characterization left)
>>150758927What about Pizza Girl?
>>150758982May she rest in peace...-_-
>>150744863Huh, I forgot about Emily. What ended up happening to her? I don't think we've seen or heard of her in at least a few hundred strips and I forget where she went off to, or if she just disappeared abruptly like some other characters
>>150758927>>Dragontits and Blueberry (Cunts, no longer exist)FFCT was friendly but a dumb fujoshi. The nice thing about her was there was never a reason to read her dialog. Iris was indeed a cunt.>>150755659>black guy goes for overweight girl with canonically mid faceWhy Is Jeph so racist?
>>150758927well put and succinct
>>150758982I thought she ended up joining CoD but claiming she wasn't who everyone thought she was?
>>150759250She mindfucked Bubbles and then disappeared
>>150759294>Why is Jorph so raycissHe is the type of performative progressive rife in the Anglosphere countries, which makes him *hilariously* likely to say and do far more (albeit accidentally) shit with his story.>Randomly makes two men gay, has them kiss, then immediately writes them out of the story>The ONE ambiguously black man in the story is an otaku who pairs off with a fat white woman>The one ambiguously black woman (Renee) is the biggest piece of shit out of all the women in the cast, which is saying something>Out of the two definitely black women characters, Ayo is a literal oppression olympics retard - her sister at least is squared away but is definitely the exception to the rule>The token southern character (faye) is violent and an alcoholic>The one trans character is extremely insufferable and annoying>The one asian woman (Emily) is a privileged airhead, common New England / Pacific coast strreotype>In pic rekated the brown autistic german woman (Brun) also manages to have come from poverty, which Jeph expresses as her not having had access to raisins (if you've been poor in America, you know why this is retarded)>Etc etcThe long and short of it is that this sort of heckin' progressive allyshiperino is rooted entirely in a myopic and masterbatory self-obsession. Every single character is heavily limited by Jephs decreasing narrative theory of mind and his increasingly limited perspective.Everything is gays and Canada and politics and alcoholism and fuckable pastel robots because that's what he prioritizes in his life. This is also exactly why shit like dysmorphia or Vtubers wound up all over the place and then immediately vanished as soon as those ceased to be 'current thing' enough.It's a lot like shoveling human shit into a sausage grinder. The shape may change and twist but the content remains the same.
