Happy Leif Erikson Day, /co/! HINGA DINGA DURGEN!
>>150745223meow
>>150745223Really!?
YERGA HINGER DENGER
>>150745223Huh, it really isa fine HINGA DINGA DURGEN to you anon
>celebrating white man's first scuffle with new world nativesdo americans really?
>>150746024Why not?
>>150746024Indigenous probably wish their ancestors had wiped out the second batch of immigrants as well
>>150746024Yes you thirdie
>>150746024>one of the first recorded instances of communication between Europeans and Indians was the Norse chimping out and attacking some dudes on their own lawn, then running away when more showed up with weapons to helpwhy do people glaze the Norse so much? they're Arctic apes.
BEYOND THE FROZEN TUNDRA LIES THE HOMELAND OF THE NORDS
Honestly, we should be making 1492 into year 0 on the global calendar. Columbus was an asshole, but it's impossible to understate just how revolutionary the discovery of open water transatlantic travel was, genuinely bigger than Jesus. Reframed history entirely.
>>150746298That's not how it went at all
>>150746024The natives fought eachother all of the time, and the tribes the Vikings probably fought were likely ferocious honor driven warriors peoples like the rest of the peoples of the eastern woodlands region. They would have been disgusted and filled with hatred for people like you for infantilizing them, insinuating they were weak and in need of protection by people like you. Your entire worldview and reality is a lie and can easily be proven to be a lie.
>>150746024>>150746298You're thinking of Thorfinn Karlsefni's expedition which came after Leif Erikson, supposedly caused either by a bull scaring the natives or by lactose intolerance when they traded milk and cheese with them.
Finally i can post this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jBy4XfLqrUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1CEGUjvO0Q
>>150745223Why would a sea sponge celebrate land people
>>150747257Why would land people celebrate magical sky people?
>>150747257Vikings were sea people
>>150745223>redditbobGo back
>>150746279They wouldn't have been able to even if they wanted, they were nearly wiped out by new world diseases and never had the chance to bounce back before the Anglo invaders set up shop.
>>150746661>conquest is OK because the guys we've beaten did it as wellYou're a bad person.
>>150745223based>>150746024yescolumbus day soon™
>>150745223I'm not the only one who thought Leif Erikson Day was just something Spongebob made up, right?
>>150746324WHERE RADIANT STORIES BLOOM AND YOU CAN DUAL WIELD MAGIC AND SWORDSIt has been 13 years since that song came out.
>>150746661Alot of ancient native culture, or atleast the ones living up north were pretty similar to pre-christian viking culture, most probably cause living in that type of environment encourages that type of behavior.Tho every human culture have had its varying degrees of murder and pillaging
>>150749050Are you asking me to kill you? That's fucked up, anon.
HINGA DINGA DURGEN
>>150746024Could have been worse>>150748866
>>150748848Cope tranny
>>150749869You believe in might makes right. You literally have no moral argument against trannies.
>>150747257He also idolizes two land actors. He just thinks they're neat
>>150746024What are some interesting colonial tales where people settle without a native presence?
>>150749298Try it, Muhammad
>>150749944I believe in killing fags like you
>>150746024It's just Nova Scotia
>>150746024That wasn’t Leif retard, that was his brother. If you’re going to start crying you retarded victim narrative then at least get it right.
>>150746298because they were unmistakably white unlike the romans and greeks who were a bit on the swarthy side
>>150745223>4chanbobStay.
>>150750922That's why the Greeks/Romans were able to accomplish so much
>>150745223FELIZ DIA DE LIB ERICKSONhttps://youtu.be/W1CEGUjvO0Q?si=RQCSGLyCi9CgAOeP
