Hulk GAPES AND RAPES all of SHITvincible.
Yup, I won the last thread.
>>150746870True.
>>150746881But but, I posted all the anti feats!
>>150746889>amped VenomRead the book retard.
>Hulk jobs to Carnage>Lucy defeated Carnage>Hulk jobs to Venom>Crona defeated VenomLucy and Crona? Above Hulk in terms of power according to Death Battle.
>>150746935>outdated fightsYup.
>O-Outdated fights...KEK!
>>150746935didn't Hulk only job to Carnage when Carnage was at his strongest at the time while Lucy only beat base Carange?
>LIMITLESSYup.
>>150746957Suck it!!
Halls......home....
>>150746935Yep, this is true.
No one is talking about the new comic where Hulk returns to Planet Hulk....
>>150747011Nobody cares about Hulk.
>>150746870Why do Hulkfags have a chip on their shoulder about Invincible? I see it all the time but can't fathom its source
who among the champions will be the 1st unfortunate pair off?
>Yup, I fled from the last thread.
>>150747011It is a flashback comic. HulkGODS are looking forward to the epic Hulk saga by PKJ and Hulk SMASHES everything where GODulk will fight the entire Marvel universe.
>>150746935Truth Nuke.
Started reading Golden Kamuy on the suggestion of someone here.Very cool in concept so far.
>>150747023Hulkfags are just like their hero. They're raging crybabies who get mad at the slightest insult from fans of different franchises.
H and T. All that matters.
>>150747023Kirkman stated that Invincible easily beats Hulk (don't know why, it's obvious to anyone with more than five brain cells?) and they have never recovered. It's a sad thing to be WARPED by Viltrumites.
>>150747034Guessing Shantae and Spiderman
>>150747056>Self-propelling interstellar spacefarers >Can hold their breath for months on end >Super-strength >Can survive grievous injuries to their vital organs to an extent>Don't need specific types of radiation >Don't need to train to achieve any of this I can see it
Post a single SHITtrumite destroying a planet. Solo. NOW!!
>>150747084A SUCCULENT SMORGASBORD for Barbatos!
>>150747096Them living for thousands of years, recovering from being disembowelled with bed rest, and having a much higher level of "passive" defense (no need to keep ki fields up) is also a plus.
>>150746870Still think the guy that can fly in space and is really super fast just has too damn much of a mobility advantage over the big strong guy.
>CHADgon CHAD out of nowhere
Canon btw.
>
>>150747112True. Nolan said they age slower as they get older IIRC. And even when they're old as hell like Conquest they're still physical powerhouses who can walk off getting their skulls caved in and their bodies flayed
>Sun Disk scales to the average Viltrumite>Lightning to the power of ten scaling>Omnipotus scaling>Spawn scaling>Supreme-Gladiator-Thor scaling>Every Smart Atom canonically produces Big Bang level power>WoG confirms Invincible and Omni-Man stomp Superman and HulkAnd yet the retarded spics keep coming back to get humiliated time and time again.
M, S, and R. All that matters
>>150747056Well yeah that tracks.Saiyans require so much more investment and circumstance to reach their peak power.Whereas Viltrumites only need human levels of sustenance for a much longer lasting result.The main failure point for Viltrumites is that their DNA is weird in how it overwrites other DNA.This means that there is less room for cancers to develop, but also no room to attain beneficial mutations or hybridizations in the long run.This means a disease that can affect a single Viltrumite would be immensely more likely to be able to affect any Viltrumite.
>>150747140
FINAAAAAAAL.....FL-ACK!
>SHARTvincibleKEKS need GODvel scalingKek. What a pathetic bunch.
>>150747127Hulkamania Hogan > Savage Hulk Hollywood Hogan > Joe Fixit Red/Yellow Hollywood Hogan > Green Scar I'm just saying.
>>150747148>This means that there is less room for cancers to develop, but also no room to attain beneficial mutations or hybridizations in the long run.Thragg was the Michael Myers of Viltrumites because he was bred to be so, wasn't he?
>>150747138Why can't they understand that this isn't personal? It's just the facts.
Proclaim Hulk's score.
>>150747140I wish they merged the two moons instead of having two unchanged
Invincible? Gets the ASS VOID!!!!
>>150747151Who's this alien looking guy?
>Hulk 1-2>Omni-Man 2-0Any questions?
>We MUST let the aliens in, Atreus. Think of all the diverse cultural customs they can TEACH us!
>>150747195Yeah. Can you post OmniJOB destroying a planet by himself?
>Arf, arf!>SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!>Yelp!
CHADvincible? Destroys the Ass Void.
Who's winning?Also does the fight look good from how much is shown in this trailer?
>they can't post it>instant HBOCKEKAROOOO!!!
>>150747206Two words: quantum planetTwo words: smart atomFour words: smart atom quantum planetWhat do you think?
>>150747251Post the scan then. Post Nolan destroying a planet. By himself.
>>150747271He did just that when they busted Viltrum. The issue 100 guidebook confirms this
Who's got this?
Has Hulk ever actually destroyed a planet by himself?
Lovin' can hurtLovin' can hurt sometimesBut it's the only thing that I knowAnd when it gets hardYou know it can get hard sometimesIt is the only thing that makes us feel aliveWe keep this love in a photographWe made these memories for ourselvesWhere our eyes are never closin'Hearts are never brokenAnd time's forever frozen stillSo you can keep meInside the pocket of your ripped jeansHoldin' me closer 'til our eyes meetYou won't ever be aloneWait for me to come homeLovin' can healLovin' can mend your soulAnd it's the only thing that I know, knowI swear it will get easierRemember that with every piece of yaMm, and it's the only thing we take with us when we dieMm, we keep this love in this photographWe made these memories for ourselvesWhere our eyes are never closin'Hearts were never brokenAnd time's forever frozen stillSo you can keep meInside the pocket of your ripped jeansHoldin' me closer 'til our eyes meetYou won't ever be aloneAnd if you hurt meWell, that's okay, baby, only words bleedInside these pages, you just hold meAnd I won't ever let you goWait for me to come homeWait for me to come homeWait for me to come homeWait for me to come homeOh, you can fit meInside that necklace you got when you were sixteenNext to your heartbeat, where I should beKeep it deep within your soulAnd if you hurt meWell, that's okay, baby, only words bleedInside these pages, you just hold meAnd I won't ever let you goWhen I'm away, I will remember how you kissed meUnder the lamppost back on Sixth StreetHearin' you whisper through the phone"Wait for me to come home"
>>150747297when fighting against Thor during Cates run
>>150747225They said the fight would be bloody yet there's not even a scratch so farKind of sus
>>150747297Joe Fixit destroyed an asteroid 3 times the size of the Earth and Fixit is a shitter.
I had a thought. Could Ty Lee from Avatar unironically solo most Dragon Ball characters?
>>150747297Not a planet quite per se. He has tangentially related feats like pulling Sakaar's tectonic plates back together and shaking the world with his foot steps when he went Worldbreaker at the end of WWH, and Gray Hulk destroyed an asteroid that was allegedly twice as big as Earth with a rocket pack. Hulk to my knowledge has only ever destroyed a planet during his clash with Red She-Hulk when they were both amped to shit
Has Hulk ever done something like this?
>muh planetary scalingHow bout you just DO IT onscreen like my wife then, retard?
>>150747329WOAH A PLASTIC GLOBE FEAT
>>150747173Yes.So part of the problem is that Kirkman isn't the most consistent with the history and nature of Viltrumites.Depending on who's telling it the culling either happened before or after Argall's death, but for it to happen after his death would make less sense since Thragg already is born.If Thragg is already born then Viltrumite culture has already embraced the might makes right motto, since he was regent after Argall's death.But also we get it described by Nolan that Viltrumite DNA will overwrite his human DNA and likewise for Oliver.But at the same time again we get confirmation that some Viltrumites are substantially weaker than others for no discernible reason.On top of this, we are also told that even surviving the Scourge Virus will render you weaker (with Conquest being shown).I think the best conceptual understanding is that there were two cullings, one in deep history and one after Argall, and then the Scourge Virus happens.So with this in mind, there may have been multiple 'Strains' of Viltrumite prior to the second culling/civil war, but after it the variations were massively reduced.So it is possible that Thragg and Nolan are two 'Srains' that are stronger in general, but that doesn't really explain enough about things to warrant such massive differences.
>>150747327>allegedlyLiterally confirmed to be larger than Earth 2 to 3 times.>rocket packBecause Hulk can't fly.
>>150747340>still can’t post proof that it’s plastic
>>150747221Why does Carnage look like Ultron?
>>150747353it's fucking small
>>150747225Is Fik-Shun his stage/professional name or just a an oddly fitting name?
>>150747348I think the Viltrumites would probably be able to do this
>>150747358Only when compared to her
>>150747376she is human sized
>>150747327Hulk wasn't really 'amped' for the Dark Dimension feat, he was just at Worldbreaker levels of rage.Also they blew up the planet by hitting each other and the resulting shockwave destroyed the planet and it's moon, which seems a little bit better than 'striking a planet with a punch and blowing it up'.
>>150747315Probably not. A Kiai would be enough to bust out of the sort of air bending the air out of your lungs thing.
>>150747382No, she’s uma-sized
>>150747404so human sized
>>150747311unless the extra gorey part is the two of them killing fodder vampires for a bit like slayer and chief did
>>150747390Was that around the time Pak made it so Hulk was holding back vs Sentry? Because it gave me cancer
>and then maka's cervix got bruised my the number one hero's coc- uh? Uraraka? What do you want I'm busy here, go fuck mineta like you're supposed to... E-EXCUSE ME!? MAKA ALBARN IS IN JAPAN RIGHT NOW!?>THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS!? THE SHOUNEN MC THAT WENT THROUGH A SIMILAR ARC OF WANTING TO SAVE A MASS MURDERER BUT ACTUALLY MANAGED TO PULL IT OFF WITHOUT AN EASY COP OUT!?>FINALLY! YOU CAN GET RID OF THE MAKA COSPLAY URARAKA! I WILL MEET THE LOVE OF MY LIF- WHAAAAAAT!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S WITH HAIMAWARI KOICHI!? THAT HAIMAWARI KOICHI!!!!? THE SKYCRAWLER!!! A PRO HERO OF AMERICA WHO MOGGED MY WRITING, MOGGED MY DREAMS, AND EVEN MOGGED THE QUALITY OF MY OWN ANIME!?>A HERO WHO ACTUALLY PUT IN THE WORK TO MAKE HIS NEIGHBORHOOD A BETTER PLACE EVEN WHEN HIS QUIRK WAS AWFUL FOR FIGHTS!? THAT GUY IS ALREADY MEETING MAKA ALBARN!?>A-AND THAT'S NOT ALL!? THE SKYCRAWLER BROUGHT HIS CANON AND LOYAL GIRLFRIEND ON A DOUBLE DATE WITH MAKA AND... AND SOUL FUCKING EVANS!? THAT BASTARD WHO ACTUALLY LIVES AND DATES MY IDOL, MY OSHI!!!! THAT SCOUNDREL WHO LEAVES HICKEYS AND BITE MARKS ALL OVER MAKA'S BODY WHILE I'M HERE WRITING SELF SHIPPING FANFICTION ABOUT HER!?>I'LL KILL HIM!!!! I WILL KILL ALL THOSE BASTARDS WITH MY PLANET LEVEL WANK!!!! I WILL MURDER EVERY SINGLE ONE OF- w-what's that? a-a-asta is... Is also there>*gulp* hehe... I... actually, I'm happy for them... hehe... Y-You can keep the Maka cosplay uraraka, a-and if you want take my credit card and buy larger cock extensions... just... just don't say a word of what happened just about now, specially to asta-sama...
>>150747418Gamma radiation will do that.
>>150747256What the fuck is wrong with you? She was an innocent girl who got caught off guard and killed by a psycho while no one did anything to help her? This isn't something you joke about, an innocent person got killed and so far has no justice for it because afaik they haven't caught the guy yet.
>>150747256KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! this should be the fate of all yts!
>>150747370Just a nickname apparently.
>>150747417There's speculation that because this takes place at a rave that the loser will be thrown into a crowd of vampires and torn apart
>>150747340Idk man plastic doesnt shrink like that
>>150747458You're on 4chan
>Character can transcend fiction and break the real world
>>150747494damn so it's something weaker
>>150747473
>>150747500No wonder this shitty site got hacked by the superior one lol. Wonder when the next time will be.
Did anyone post Kratos destroying a planet or a mountain yet? Or is the kratosposter still running away scared?
>>150747552the baiter?
>Lava can be between 700°C and 1250°C. Given that we likely don´t know the heat of the lava let's work with 700°C.>Emissivity of Lava is between 0.55 and 0.85. At the given temperature it should be around 0.65.>The average human body surface area is 1.73 m^2.>At last, we input all these stats in this calculator. That results in 57182.306177806 J/s.>Now part 2 heat transfer through conduction.>Human Skin is around 3 mm thick. (Wikipedia: Human skin)>It has a thermal conductivity of about 0.209 (http://users.ece.utexas.edu/~valvano/research/Thermal.pdf)>Normal skin temperature is about 33°C (http://hypertextbook.com/facts/2001/AbantyFarzana.shtml)>Now we use this calculator. That gives us 80389.06333333334 J/s.>Now we add that together and get: 1.3757136951113934e5 J/s, Wall level
He's right you know
>>150747579You got this from Reddit
>>150747558I'm genuinely concerned that an """""""""alleged"""""""""" multiverse/outerversal character like Kratos can't even bust a planet or a mountain. Is the kratosposter going to run away and live in fear for the rest of his life?
>>150747559Why on Earth would you calculate heat resistance as if it were a kinetic impact?
>You got this from Reddit
>>150747271According to Omnidock, he did. All 4 participants get 100% credit for that feat. Which means they all did it by themselves independently.
>>150747582Reddit got this from me
>>150747579People that have powerscaling debates in rule34 will never fail to amuse the shit out of me
>>150747588I dunno, it's from v*rsus battles
>>150747579DynaNukeGOD... I kneel...
>>150747605Post a Viltrumite doing that feat solo. NOW!!!
I yearn for a thread without Decuck
>>150747505>Character can transcend fiction and break the real world
>>150747656>SHITamaKek.
>>150747656I need to know is this a femGodzilla gijinka or just regular Godzilla
>>150747668He does beat hulk doe
>>150747666You mean like Ultraman did? Hundreds of times before Kratos?
>Hulk and Ultima have no soul hax resistance OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
>>150747686https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14884599&tags=godzilla+hulk
Explain to me without sounding mad how he doesn't solo your verse if nobody has soul hax resistance.
>playing the PEEanoEw, gay
>>150747727Easy. Ultraman doesn't care. Or says "HYEAH, SCHUWA, KIYAH" and flies away.
>>150747727Well he kinda needs Soul Resonance for it to work and then he needs to be fast enough to do it.
Shantae matchups?
>Has soul manipulation AND medium awareness in you're path
>>150747727My HEROES have no souls and are therefore IMMUNE to soul hax. BOOM.
>>150747727Just wear headphones
>>150747727>TFW the entire faction don't possess souls anymore.
>>150747776Isn't it just Medic who has no soul? Scout has one for sure since he went to heaven and is God's gift to man
>>150747775The NTR king
>>150747727But my verse does have soul hax resistance via this nigga
>>150747775>1 hp>fatass that gets tired after having to take a step to his right every few minutes
>>150747727He gets speedblitzed by Taopaipai
>>150747786
Sans fucked my mom...
>>150747824Kris...
>>150747824Frisk...
>>150747824Asriel...
>>150747824Togore…
>>150747773Anon, as much as I love the series, Shantae is a bumbler.
THE PERFECT, ELEGANT MAID....
>>150747824
>>150747611>>150747579Kino
>>150747773Shovel Knight, Sash Lilac, Filia, Dixie Kong, Toon Link
>>150747880Would this be a Shivel Knight pity win or humiliation ritual?
>>150747773>16 year oldHal
>>150747893No.
Ladies...
>>150747867>Dio victim
>>150747887He should beat her with like medium difficulty.
>>150747908I admittedly have been reading up on Touhou
>>150747080Invincible has never beaten anyone "easily", no one at all.
Sakuya.Wincon against Beyond.NOW.
>>150747887Pity win. He canonically beat Kratos and outstats Shantae even without scaling to him.
>>150747579I'm curious about whatever porn prompted this intellectual scuffle.
>>150747552>>150747558>>150747585There’s literally only one genuine Kratosfag in these threads and he comes and goes. Whenever he’s here all he does is start a shitflinging session over Ares’ pocket illusion and seethes over Bruno Velazquez. The rest are just KINGtos shitposters.
>>150747944But he beat pre-Better Man Kratos
>>150747941He beat Doc Ock easily and Doc Ock has stomped Hulk!!!
>>150747973This. No one has ever beat the Better Man.
>>150747914fuck off. I'm serious. I hope she doesn't win just because I know Swan cannot FATHOM his god losing to anything. He's going to get composite, over heaven, Jorge Joestar scaling and jump force chain scaling just to come up with a bullshit reason why he wins. Fuck them.
>>150747973Fuck, you're right. That was the INFERIOR Kratos. Shovel Knight does not scale KINGtos' full strength.
>>150747990I thought Swan said his favorite was Kira.
>>150747990swan is probably the one who was interested in putting sakuya on in the first place lmao calm down
So... According to Death Battle Ruby's Silver Eyes solo JJK?
>>150747990I'm pretty sure just regular DIO could beat the shit out of Sakuya given her best feat is apparently just punching someone a few feet
Hulkzilla wouldve been better if Titan Hulk was used and the fight stuck to being a kaiju fight instead of the faggy limpdick pseudointellectual tryhard shit they cooked up
>No one has ever beat the Bet-ACK!
>>150747990Swan clearly loves Dio.>>150748010Because he wants to make another Dio stomp, retard.
>>150747656Saitama > Godzilla > Hulk, Superman and ThorYup. Couldn't have said it better myself.
>>150748015
>>150747867I'm a Meiling guy
>>150748029>fight KINGtos won
>>150747908QUEEEEEEEEEENMUUUUUUUUUU!
>>150748026This isnt even canon iirc this is a fangame
She's ready
>>150748015I'm not sure Ruby is beating the AYY LMAOS in the sequel.
>>150748049Canon game developed by someone who isn't Zun
>>150747775>Shoots one (1) homing attack at him
makqueen
>>150748049Alright, then I guess her best feat is being stronger than someone who can punch open a locked door
>>150748056To die and be replaced by a clone?
Here's Swan talking about the Dio vs Sakuya OMM on the discord
>>150747942Beyond is essentially Fate manip, not straight up reality warping.If they give Sakuya full wank there's no conceivably way for DIO, and Beyond, to make him win. At best he would pull plot contrivances to avoid his death.Plus if DIO loses faith on his Beyond he loses the powers, Sakuya just gapes him until he realizes how impossible of a fight that is.It doesn't help that his "The Passion" stand would only show him all the possible ways Sakuya will kill him (and Sakuya has her own version of Future Sight in base form)
>>150748035>matchup isn't even confirmed yet>already coping with DIO's victory
>has a week of prep time >still gets CLOWNED and has his spot taken in the tournament KWABWAB
>>150748015run, little red riding hood.
>>150748096I just know his bullshit game. He nerfed Alucard because Daddy Dio can't lose. He'll proudly do it again.
>>150748071
>>150748074to ascend to godhood
>>150748122Reis have a very short shelf life, Anon. Thats why they make them in bulk.
This is how the Ladies react when faced against a true powerscaler man
>>150748086Joji literally randomly manifests new powers at multiple points in the story. Sakuya is still a human at the end of the day, she'd die if you cut her head off.
>>150748108Being nerfed and being outwanked are different things.
>>150748029Thor revived hin after this... Was Thor the better man?
>>150748141Dio was outwanked too.
Dio will lose. Not even SWANK will save him.
>>150748158>Gives Dio Jump Force chain scaling ggez
>Jump Farce
>>150747784You got it all wrong, medic has like 8 souls at this point, it is the other meds who don't have a soul.
>>150748148How so? He won the wank race against Alucard.
>>150748129
>>150748049>>150748072the fighting games are fully canon you demented idiotic subhuman. fuck off. don't you dare talk about MY verse ever again if you don't have anything of value to say.
>>150748179He out wanked Alucard. Who was being nerfed.
If you want Sakuya to win just rally for DB to not use beyond and stick to Heaven Attained Dio. They included Ultima specifically because the community wouldn't shut up about it and it was a community-funded match.
>>150748185>N-NO THIS FANFIC IS CANON! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GET MAD ABOUT IT AND CALL IT OUT ON ITS BULLSHITSheep
Who will seethe longer, Alucopes or Asurajeets?
>>150748168
>>150748193DIO won fair and square. You can cope and seethe about it all you want.
>>150748168Killua and all the people who stomp himAt least Bakugou is not here
>>150748184>Alucard's Strength: 11 Tons of TNT>Alucard's Speed: 515,872 m/sWhere's the nerf?
>>150748188There's nothing in Jojo called "beyond". Do you mean Soft and Wet: Go Beyond? Dio doesn't have that
>>150748212https://jojowiki.com/Beyond
>>150748158I wouldn't be so sure.Dio literally had no wincon against Alucard , and they still gave the W anyway
>>150748108Liam thought he was slick wanking Alucard's stats but downplaying everything else while GIGAWANKING Dio and the World and giving him every benefit of the doubt
>The Bird of Hermes is my na-ACK!!!
>>150748223>literally had no winconPunch him lmao
>>150748206>DIO won fair and square.How? Go on and explain why. I'm waiting faggot
>>150748202This meme doesn't work here because Alucard isn't light years more powerful than Dio and Dio isn't saved by lore
>>150748212It's from the Jorge Joestar novel, you can read it here if you're interested:https://archive.org/details/manga_JoJos_Bizarre_Adventure_Jorge_Joestar
>>150748240>Alucard isn't light years more powerful than DioYes he is.
REMEMBER MY PITY WIN ON LONDON HOW IT FELT?REMEMBER ALL THE FANFIC SCALING GOING TO HELL?Remember when Alucard died? Standing gapefied –Pretending my FTL scaling would carry me beyond my lies...KEEP MOVING FORWARDTHE WANK WE MADETHEIR VIOLENT INTENTIONSCOMMON SENSE WILL BE ERASEDpucci sacame de aquí!~THIS ANIME GIRL IS FODDERIZING MEojala araki se muera como MontyI WISH THAT SWANK COULD SAVE ME NOW!pucci sacame de aquí!~THEY SAID THESE TOUHOU GIRLS ARE INFINITE IN SPEED,WHO THE FUCK THOUGH THIS FIGHT HAD ANY MEANING?porfavor swank dame me beyondencima del the world no canon wankeadoyo se que sayuka a lo mejor me ganapero por lo menos dejame quedar bien、ya le estoy transfiriendo un cheque a wiz y broomstick~cuando el wank ya no es mi pana~solo me queda confiar en el autor~porfavor espere a que saquen el anime de SRBcon suerte diego le van a dar feats, con eso podre ganar?sino traigan a Alucard para rematch!>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while Swank tries to grab DIO's hand*pucci sacame de aquí!~THIS ANIME GIRL IS FODDERIZING MEojalá araki se muera como MontyI WISH THAT SWANK COULD SAVE ME NOW!pucci sacame de aquí!~THEY SAID THESE TOUHOU GIRLS ARE INFINITE IN SPEED,WHO THE FUCK THOUGH THIS FIGHT HAD ANY MEANING?porfavor swank dame beyoooooooond!~
>>150748232I doubt Alucard would spend even one soul after a barrage from the World. His regen was some crazy shit
>>150748220this doesn't seem pertinent to the setting of jojo
>>150748255It is from the non canon novel. The fans want composite dio anyways.
Glad we all still agree that CANONICALLY Alucard would have won.
>>150748250Come on. They're both street tiers
>>150748264Dio is wall tier at best.
>>150748059>50,000 AYY LAMOS don't even equal 1 Sukuna.Team RWBY could solo the entire invasion.
>>150748263Yes, most likely, he would have won eventually. The only good faith outcomes are the matchup being DOA because the settings and characters are just that incompatible and the mechanics are ridiculous, or Alucard winning eventually
>Glad we all still agree that CANONICALLY Alucard would have won.
>some guy who made death battle criticism videos literally got arrest for grooming a childHow am I just now learning about this?
>No argumentsAlucard fucking won.
>>150748271I guess. I can't see Dio breaking a building with a punch. I can't see Alucard doing that either
>>150748290Who was his favorite character?
>>150748232Make your bait less obvious.
We need to be smarter when it comes to bait posts and being baited by posts.If there is no pressure for evolution we shall stagnate.
>>150748291...the jobber award.
>>150748290#freeOurGuy
>>150748315I saw posts complaining that Alucard is a one-note mary sue who wins every fight and now you're calling him a jobber
>>150748301He got arrested a week after making a Link vs Cloud debunk, so possibly Link
>>150748301Alucard
>>150748301>>150748343this was his original channel btw
>>150748364>trapsAh, a fellow DIObro.
>>150748364Briscketbros… this your goat?!
Sources are scattered but apparently he got arrested for slashing his ex's tires and trespassing, and got two years in jailhttps://www.wattpad.com/1156845896-random-book-my-thoughts-in-the-whole-kimimorra/page/3
>>150748056...to be Goten's wife.
>>150748379Briscket? More like closed casket.
>>150748299?
>this is what the average death battle debunker looks like
>>150748388So he's already out? He could be in this very thread right now
>>150748264*Alucard is city level
>>150748404What are you asking me exactly?
>>150748364Anime fans aren't beating the allegations.
>>150748408I learned about this because he made a rant video about Blade vs Buffy, people started posting about how he had been arrested for years and made a comeback last year when he got out of jailhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOtjYjJxlIo
>>150748412Dio deflects an emerald splash and it destroys part of a building.Implying that Dio can withstand that much force.
>>150748375He has a Hellsing AMV on his channel and made a video bitching over DIO beating Alucard in Rewind Rumble.
>>150748408Look, who amongst us hasn’t been subject to bogus grooming charges?
>>150748433That's a small tower. This is what I mean by "a building"
holy kek
what were his thoughts on KINGtos's LESSON?
doesn't canon Jojo have 10 dimensional spaghetti men that turn people into spaghetti via black holes in the Rohan stories?
I really like this guy's animationshttps://youtu.be/jCLEF0Rf9Bs?si=uIWEvBv3G1H5R0KE
>>150748450He kind of doesn't care, but he was trying to end this squabble about 2 months ago.
>>150748263>>150748279Ultra's Q&A literally said if there was an official crossover Alucard would likely win because of how narratives and the way their respective fictions treat them
>>150748364Yup, this is a certified Dekubro moment
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>150748442Not me, mine was for kidnapping
The more I look into it, apparently this guy was a known member of the community who everybody hated, his arrest was publicly known. How is it just now the threads are finding about this? This is a goldmine.
Ancap Otaku is my GOAT!
I can't believe Sakuya did this...
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPZEHAHAHAHA YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU HEDGEHOG>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPAAAAHNNN I MISSED IT SO MUCH EGGHEAD, AAHHHNNN I NEEDED THIS>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPHOW GOOD IS THAT CHAINSCALING>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPAAAHHHNN, SO MUCH BETTER THAN FEEDING MINE TO MY FRIENDS>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPZEHAHAHAHAHA GET A LOAD OF THISPHANTOM RUBYYYY SMAAAASSSHHHHHHUUUUUU>PLAAAPLPRPRPRPRPRPPRPRPRPRPRPAAAAHN, AAAHHHN, OH MY GOD IVO, OH NOOOOO>SPLURGE
>>150748253CANOOOOOOOON
https://youtu.be/VU8o6J0ICuU?si=B1PtK3sPUzFRyKnCJej
Deku x Maka
>>150748503Sweet baby Jesus, what
>>150748679CANOOOOOOOOON
Who's the manga equivalent to Popeye?A character who started off as a minor character in the series, then took over and became the face of the series, and then floats in and out of the cultural zeitgeits
Death Battle fans, we're gay criminals?
>>150748679>TRACING Gigi x Bejita
>>150748700Bobobobo
>>150748253Post the Deku ones you have
>>150748717Yep, just like KINGtos the BETTER man!
>>150748717This guy definitely is not a Death Battle 'fan', he's as obsessed with the staff as some anons in these threads are
>>150748717We’re just putting our money where our mouth is, like the kids say “Be gay, do crime”
>gay pedophile>disheveled as shit>hates death battle and its creators but still posts about it constantly>alucardbro>moebro/dbg/.... we've found our hero
Sakuya... put that thing down... Sakuya please...
>>150748778I want to commissions a pic of Yang in this exact same pose just to Shitpost here
Goomba vs Koopa Troopa gets made but with modern DB standards. How bad does the chain scaling get?
Kidnapping Sakuya!Crushing her stopwatch!Binding her in rope!Carving out her eyes!Flaying her while she's awake!Cooking her skin!Extracting her blood!Removing her intestines!Mixing them all together!Eating her remains!
>>150748970
>>150748970Mystia... you lost, stick to spooking normal.humans
>>150749025Dio's POV
Just get this guy to do DIO vs Sakuya.He can do the projectile spam, and close quarters combat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAYtwNxh97I
>>150749025>you can't beat me you fucking shit fodder i'm ftl and city level plus i have canon noncanon metafict-ACK ACK AAAARRRGGFRTAFGRKLLLL
>>150748811Why do that when you can instead commission Yang posing in front of Tifa's battered naked corpse?
>>150749131Sakuya AP feats, NOW.
>>150749100I wonder how much they'd have to pay him to do this one
>>150749156Post any version of Dio destroying a planet NOW
I want Mash and Asta to fight then I want them to take turns beating up Deku
>>150749165Nice deflection, but Sakuya feats, NOW.
>>150749214So Dio can't destroy a planet? There's nothing left to discuss.
>>150749156>Attack Potency: Low Outerverse level (Superior to the likes of Murasa, who is capable of piercing the Sanzu River, upon which all otherworlds and their timelines float like leaves)
>>150747297The concept is not that out there of a thing in Marvel at least. Drax and The Champion have both punched planets into rubble before.
I love seeing women get bloodied, bruised and broken
>>150747004ENTER
>>150749214The concept is not that out there of a thing in Touhou at least. Reimu has destroyed a planet in her first appearance.
>>1507492341. Scaling2. That doesn't even make any sense, I can cut the world by a knife by that logic, making me multiversal. Cutting something isn't the same as cutting the thing that resides on that thing, especially when we don't fucking see that large thing inside being affected>3. VSBW
D-DIO COULD TOTALLY TANK THIS!
>>150749308>when sakuya is so weak you kill her in one blow
>VSBW seethe Be better.
>>150749368Prove to me that Tucker isn't that powerful NOW
>>150749339Oh wow, that's a pretty strong attack! Where's Sakuya nearby throwing out an attack of that caliber?
>>150749313post dio being immune to being cut to ribbons and then incinerated
Kirkman's writing and artists gave a better outline of the invincible powers. While Hulk stories are mostly tame, more convincing demonstrations of violence are found in Ang Lee's Hulk and some of the early 2000s books.
Post Sakuya BBC bestiality. That'll show them.
>>150749368>Cucker FAGley ENTER
>Before the sun set all traces of my identity had been destroyed, and without even seeing Dio Brando once throughout this whole ordeal, I even agreed to marry him.">When the sun sank below the horizon, Dio opened the lid of the box, and appeared before me. He'd been sipping my blood since sunrise, and his burns had almost completely healed. His skin and hair were glossy, and against the clouds of dusk he appeared to be a very handsome man indeed. My eyes did not see Dio Brando, but someone who owned me completely. I was his toy to do with as he pleased. There was a part of me oddly proud that my owner was so beautiful. His strange power held me just above the surface of the water. Dio looked down at me, and smiled. 'You're wet, filthy, ugly, and good for nothing but your blood. While I allow you to live, give me all the blood you have. You don't have my permission to die.'
>>150749385Are you asking me? We already all know GODker is complex multiversal.
>>150749395About that... >>150748808
>>150747997Shovel Knight beat Kratos but lost to Scrooge Mcduck. This makes Scrooge Mcduck STRONGER than Kratos according to Death Battle
>>150749444Unironically correct.
>>150749440Huh. Would you look at that! But it's weird anon, the name in that image isn't 'Sakuya' it's some completely different character...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmMdaYdTPcU&t=1397sHoly FVCK...
>>150747042How MANY times will DEVILulk going to DESTROY ALL
What did he buy?>>150749250I do too a little bit, deathfags are gross though.
Kratos is my name, respecting women my game.Men you need not to be monsters no longer, I will TEACH you how to become stronger.Being better man is easy, first step is to stop being sleazy.No woman likes an angry brute, its much better to learn to play flute."But Kratos that's not manly" you say, that way of thinking is where the problems lay.Look at Asura the slave of his anger, all he accomplished was putting his beloveds in danger.Much better to be gentle and calm, expressing feelings is the healing balm.You cry "But Kratos what if she had other men", thinking your girl should live trapped in pen.Whatever the lady did in the past doesn't matter, internalize this and watch your anxiety scatter.Next you claim "Kratos, I don't want to take it in the ass", that's merely another fear you must surpass.Inserting things in the butt is perfectly fine, love takes many forms and none of them are out of line.As long as you and your partner consent, no one cares where your genitals went."But Kratos I want to learn how to break a mountain" you plead, that way of toxic thinking should not spread.Mountains are wonders of nature full of life, destroying them only causes strife.Protect, conserve and seek joy, do not wantonly cause destruction and destroy.Being a better man is not only about fighting like a mook, to unleash your full potential you will need your own cookbook.Follow my TEACHINGS and you will become better man, always remember to use chainscaling whenever you can!
>>150749486anon... I'm so sorry he's getting incinerated...
>>150747080People need to stop listening to Kirkman when it comes to power scaling whatsoever.
Shut up! Shut THE FUCK up! Stop posting that useless FAGGOT Jobber!
>>150748740I've never been good at dealing with Girls Keep finding new ways to fumble within meHave faith in the bvll that believes in myself~Give me a fanfic to write to, I'll make itAnd every shred of self respect, I'll erase itHave faith in the bvll that makes her feel wet~I CRY OUT LOUD AS MAKA SQUIRTSBECAUSE SOUL IS BITING HER TITS Be it of Ochako, Melissa, or MakaBakugou, Todoroki, and Soul have them allIn the comfort of my bed~Their bodies plap together~ Give me a fanfic to write to, I'll make itAnd every shred of self respect, I'll erase itIF MAKA IS HERE, I CAN COPE~ IN MY ROOM AT DAY, MY KITCHEN AT NIGHT I HOPE THIS TIME THEY LET ME WATCH!! Buried deep inside her is my dream But all the girls with me are so mean...WHEN EVERYTHING I SEE IS ALL THE WOMEN I LOVE DATING MY B.V.LLS!I'M AIMING LOWER THAN WHAT YOU CAN CONCEIVE!SOUL AND MAKA ARE BREEDING WILD WHILE I LISTEN FROM THE OTHER SIDEOF THE DOOR IN MY OWN ROOM TRYING TO IGNORE OCHAKO AND KACCHAN!Maka... Is... Moaning...I... am... Stroking...PLEASE NOTICE ME MAKAAAAA!OR AT LEAST LET ME WATCH!!!PLEASE NOTICE ME MA...KAAAAAAAAOR AT LEAST LET ME CLEAN YOUR PARTS>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo of Deku listening to Maka and Soul making love to each other*In My Room At Day, My Kitchen At Night~I Hope This Time They Let Me Watch~I Cry Out Loud As Maka Squirts~BECAUSE SOUL IS BITING HER TITS!!!MAKA. IS. MOANING!!!I. Am. STROKING!!!
>>150747579>>150747656 Dot xxx was a mistake.
>>150749589Anon...This is composite DIO, so that means ultimate life form dio from jeorge joestar>inb4. B-BUTCmon mang, do you not think that swan, the same faggot that made Kyle outerversal, and CU universal, wouldn't include it?
Why the fuck would Deku care about Maka when can simp over Kacchan?
>>150749608Eh, the Miles one is funnier, can someone post it
>>150749214Sakuya already fought and defeated multiversal BEASTS like Tenshi and Suika, wall-level regenerating youkai are everyday nuisances for her
>>150749631He's getting incinerated not because of his vampire weakness to the sun but rather because he's being blasted with a fucking sun.The ultimate lifeform has all the abilities of all living organisms, and I'm pretty sure no living thing on this planet would survive being inside a fucking sun
>>150749645I've always been good at knowing my street tier limitKeep finding new tranny holes to fit inHave faith in Deku to give mutie babies to myself....Give me herald scaling to rise to, I'll face itAnd every shred of antifeats, I'll erase itHave faith in the Swank that gives FTL to yourself...I CANNOT DEFEAT THE WEAKEST VERSE OF /a/NO MATTER...HOW MUCH MY SHILLS PRAYMasters of building tier, every timePlease give me my scaling, stars alignWith the palm of my hand...Marvel heralds actually laugh at my blasts...Give me sub city scaling to rise to, can't even make itAnd every shred of not even supersonic, can't erase itwhere there is comicfags, there is COOOOPEIN EVERY PANEL MY FEATS ARE FAKENO MOUNTAIN OR PLANET CAN I BREAKBeen buried deep inside made up feats so incandescentlyIlluminated by the heralds 'beneath' meMaking these wall feats better than I can concieveI'm not even higher than Tier 7-B!MASSIVE QUIRK DNA CUM LOADS IN MY MINDGOING RIGHT FOR PENI'S INSIDESFROM THE EDGING IN MY KEK CHAIR I'M INRIO AND DEKU'S NEW BABY COMING INTO THE LIIIIIGHTOne for All owns me...Spider-Man I'll never be...MARVEL'S THE WEAKEST VERSE OF ALL TIME!ONLY WITH DC WE DRAW A TIE!MARVEL'S THE WEAKEST VERSE.....OF ALL TIME!WE'RE ALL SUB BUILDING MHA VICTIMS ALRIGHT!>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while Peni's BVLLS DEKV and CHADgaraki clash BIG QUARK COCKs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BQC holy FUARK!!!*In every panel my feats are fake...No mountain or planet can I break...I cannot defeat the weakest verse of /a/...NO MATTER...HOW HARD MY SHILLS...DO.....PRAY!!!!!!!!!!ONE FOR ALL OWNS ME!!!!!!!!!SPIDER-MAN I'LL NEVER BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>150749478Dio trying to stop Jonathan from FUCKING Nezuko https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13922975&tags=kamado_nezuko+jonathan_joestar+
>>150749631anon... he's getting incinerated either way. that shitty novel isn't even near the level of touhou mid tiers (capable of casually creating multiverses)
>>150749667thanks bby
>>150749689>VSBW wiki level wankOkay? Then Dio has literal outerversal passive plot manip, which negs everything she throws at him.
>>150749631Ran out of feats already? Awww...
Did people just miss that screencap of Swan calling Dio vs Sakuya his favorite One Minute Melee? I'm shocked he would love an animation where Dio gets gaped
>>150749667I remember when Miles sang this on the new Spider verse
Greasy cocks and lubed up buttholes are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to highest mountains. You can smell the men.
>>150749715>already starting to act passive agressiveWhy can't I argue with any nigger from here, without them pulling a literal underage level "u mad acshually".
>>150749756Touhoubro...
>sakuya can create a SUN!>sees the sun>like fucking 10 meter tallI swear to fucking god
>>150749667Wasn't there a version of this where Deku was the one singing?
Sweaty clits and breasts pressed against each other are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to highest mountains. You can smell the women.
>>150749757awww it's angry... the lack of worthwhile feats does tend to do that, when confronted with FEATGODkuya for LORDhou...
I'm brown by the way.
>>150749219Dio Speed Blitzing Sakuya for 9 seconds
>>150749806This was stated to "eat your own power to boot", only being used if you are "really powerful" btw. As stated by one of the 2hoes fags>>150748808
>>150749675Favorite hero?
>>150749806>this character has a SUN LEVEL FEAT!!1!!!!>see the sun>the size of my fucking hand
>>150749813This solod my dick
>>150749837Andy Graves from THE COFFIN OF ANDY AND LEYLEY
Y-you are all mean anyway... why couldn't you just stop replying when I smugly said I won without posting any feat... Y-you would have made a better figure, heh, you are all insufferable fags unlike us chads...
>>150749675CUNT SLAM YELLOW OVERDRIIIIIIIIIVE
>>150749843Yeah, I guess you could say that touhou is hand level.
HULK SMASH
>>150749818Touhou's entire fanbase...
>>150749313>ScalingOk, let's compare these two without any scaling Sakuya with Touhou 18 and, 9, 7, Hisoutensoku, and the manga has>Star dodging feats (beats Megumu) >Multiple faster than light feats (Reisen, Megumu, Erin, Kaguya)>A shit ton of time hax (multiple time stops, parallel timeline overlapping, time Reversal, time dilation, time skipping.)>Enough AP to beat a girl who can recreate the eruption of mount Fuji (Mokou) Now what about DIO?
>>150749708what's his best feat?
>>150747970>pocket illusion It was him making a universe. Theres countless billions of stars clearly here. Didnt ttgl have that moment where the anti spiral throws galaxies at simin yet everybody agrees they are actually universes? Why is this not considered a creation feat of a galaxy at best then?
>>150749806the danmaku screen isn't to scale and some attacks (by some very weak characters) are outright described to cover the whole sky instantly. DONE.
>K.O.! Sono Chi no Sadame playing>Wiz: The battle for temporal supremacy was an elegant and brutal display of power. Sakuya’s infinite time-stop, spatial manipulation, and pinpoint knife skills allowed her to dance circles around DIO, overwhelming him with a relentless onslaught that would have ended any ordinary foe. >Boomstick: Yeah, but DIO isn't your garden-variety vampire! When his back was against the wall and Sakuya was about to get the drop on him with her fancy time tricks, he pulled out the ultimate trump card: The World Over Heaven. >Wiz: That's right, Boomstick. If we're looking at DIO's full power, this includes every variation of the character across his different incarnations. This means he has access to the reality-warping power he gained in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven, which allows him to manipulate reality with a single punch. He didn’t just stop time; he fundamentally rewrote the reality of the fight itself. >Boomstick: He basically hit the reset button, but for Sakuya's existence! Her infinite time-stop didn't matter, her knives didn't matter, and her space-warping parlor tricks were useless against a guy who could just say, "Nah, that didn't happen," and make it so. It was like fighting a game developer who could just delete your character. >Wiz: Sakuya's temporal and spatial control, while incredible, operated within the rules of her own universe. But DIO's reality overwrite ability transcends any fixed law, giving him the final say in everything. In a battle between a time-manipulator and a reality-warper, the one who decides what is and isn't real holds all the cards. >Boomstick: You can't out-time the time-stopper, but you can out-reality the reality-stopper! In the end, Sakuya was sent straight to heaven! >Wiz: The winner is DIO.
>>150747372>could but never willThe potential-ites mantra.
>>150749911>headcanon>"s-should be stronger than">statements faggotryYawnLet's take it nice and easy, show Sakuya doing even just a wall level feat
>>150749972DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>150749972Lies detected: 0 (zero).
Nah, I'd win.
>>150749899Hi.
>/dbs/ just got locked because everyone was making fun of a Nuly's jannycuckHoly KEK!!!!!
>>150749989>>150748808
>>150750038Ohnonono
>>150750061Okay, show me Sakuya actually using that
>>150749984What. That comes from the setting hyping up things that never happen. Never in all of Invincible was there an asteroid multiple times the size of the Earth that everyone said Viltrumites could destroy. In this case it's my personal hypothesis that they could pull it off because nothing in that asteroid would be as dense as the Earth's core
>>150749911Post the danmaku size, NOW.
>K.O.! Flowering Night playing>Wiz: The battle for temporal supremacy was a high-stakes, high-strangeness affair. While DIO's Reality Overwrite and the power of 'Beyond' from alternate timelines were formidable, Sakuya's mastery of time and space was simply on another level entirely. >Boomstick: You'd think being able to just say, "That didn't happen," would be an instant win button, but you forgot one thing, Sakuya isn't just stopping time... she's controlling it, rewriting it, and outright erasing it! >Wiz: Precisely. DIO's 'Beyond' is described as him being a 'main character' in a story, controlling his own fate, but Sakuya isn't just a character within a story. She's manipulating the very story itself. While DIO can overwrite a single event, Sakuya's Conceptual Time Manipulation allows her to erase an entire timeline in an instant. >Boomstick: So while DIO was busy preening about his godly plot armor, Sakuya just said, "Nope." She didn't have to hit him with a million knives or out-punch his Stand. She just erased the part of the story where he existed in the first place! >Wiz: Ultimately, DIO's power, while godlike, still operates within a set of rules, the "narrative flow" that the 'Beyond' gives him. Sakuya’s ability is an absolute, unrestricted command over time itself, allowing her to bend and break any narrative she chooses. >Boomstick: Turns out you can't cheat your way to victory when your opponent is rewriting the rulebook as she goes. Guess that time vampire's story just got cut short! >Wiz: The winner is Sakuya Izayoi.
>>150750085the novel says it's as big as an universe
>>150749972wall-level fanfiction.>>150750097Outervesal CANON.
>>150750097CANON
>>150750097My lie detector is sile->BEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP...oh.
>>150750097TRVKE
>>150750061>>150749806
CHADhou won this thread.
>>150749972GOLD Experience!>>150750097Mold experience...
>>150750097Undefined Fantastic Object!>>150749972Undefined terrible object...
>>150750097The original facts>>150749972The falsified copy
SUPERMAN... GET OUT OF THE WAY... THOSE UNDERAGED TOUHOU GIRLS ARE MINE!
>>150750170...'s contest for who sucks the most dicks, even somehow beating top winners like DIO and KEKtos.
>>150750167still a dio-incinerating city level feat sister
>Solos the entire Touhouverse because they're canonically weak to hypnosis
K-K-KINGTOS?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT LITTLE TOUHOU GIRL?! DON'T YOU KNOW THEY CAN'T BREATH THAT HIGH?!?!
>>150750213If that city was 0.00001:1 the size of a real city...
>>150750203didn't know you were having such contests. we CHADhou scholars don't judge though.
>>150750200No Hal, the whole League needs to get involved.
>>150750213Touhou cities are like 10 meters long?
You WILL be joining Team Wiz, leading them to victory and voting for Sakuya to gape Dio, right?
>>150750097
>>150750241damn dio is tiny
>>150750242...because we are the biggest participants.
>>150750200Hal, you need to learn how to stop jobbing to signposts first
>Dio>SakuyaLadies, ladies, enough.
>>150750245still bigger than jojo cities, since base dio (less than 2m tall) is city level
>>150750250Jobs to Sonic with Chaos Control
4 inches is more than enough. Probably too big.
Who should he fight? There has to be bunch of fightfags as potential opponents
>>150749972>>150750097Never stop making these
what counter does dio have to sakuya using her space manipulation powers to shrink him to one inch tall and then trapping him inside her shoe under her foot?
>>150750356There's already a stand who can do that and DIO scales above them, if you use Touhou retard logic
>>150750356Swan ryona fetish should somewhat scale to peak swank, which was able to make a city level fraud into outerversal.
>>150750419>being this angryalso dio doesn't really have any scaling chain putting him above that. he was a bit dead by the time that stand appeared
>>150750459Dio is Star Platinum's equivalent, Star Platinum is the strongest stand in Za warudo. Seems fair to me
>>150750419Tell me about em shoe level meteors and Stand that is slower than light but 1500 times faster than light while you're at it
>>150749608Canon.
FANFICTION SCALING!I NEED YOU FANFICTION SCALING!
>>150750546HBOCkuya...
>MISTRESS REMILIA SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cecil is going to playable in Invincible Versus. Saves Death Battle a model for him if they want him to fight Nick Fury (Black Version).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKYAyVmdqkM
CECIL! I NEED YOU CECIL!
>>150750590Surely he beats MCU Nick Fury
>>150750568dio... just accept your new life as a pile of ash...
>>150750643I mumble these exact words to myself every night as I fall asleep...
>>150750650ANGERkuya the FURIOUS
>>150747080>My OC can beat everyone
>>150750600>Mark defeats Conquest after one of the most brutal fights in the series >Despairs over Eve's comatose state and calls out to the only authority figure he knows can help him and is listening >Battleboarders turn this into Mark being unable to win a fight and begging Cecil for help I hate battleboarders sometimes
>"You know," ZUN began, his voice a smooth, confident baritone, "it's a question I get a lot, and I understand the appeal of these cross-over hypotheticals. But I have to admit, I find the premise itself a little... curious, when it comes to Sakuya Izayoi and Dio Brando.">He paused, letting the statement hang. "Let me be clear: I have immense respect for what JoJo's Bizarre Adventure achieved. Iconic. Absolutely. But in terms of raw, unadulterated, physical might and velocity, there's simply no contest. Sakuya, and frankly, any Incident Solver, operates on a fundamentally different plane of existence.">ZUN gestured with one hand, a casual, almost dismissive sweep. "Consider the baseline. An Incident Solver, from birth, is a walking, talking, faster-than-light projectile spammer. Their entire ability-set is engineered for power output that would render most planets uninhabitable if they weren't so adept at controlling it. We're talking about individuals who cross infinite rivers casually, who break heavens that crumble like sandcastles, who can survive mountain-eclipsing nukes without a scratch. This isn't a power-up, it’s their default state. It's the equivalent of a human breathing.">He then settled back, a look of intellectual contemplation on his face. "Frankly, Dio's feats, impressive within his own narrative context, just don't scale up. His power, while undeniable, feels... conditional. It’s a resource to be drawn upon, often with significant visible exertion. Sakuya's power is hers. It’s her blood, her bone, her spell cards. It's a constant, effortless output of raw magical might and incredible velocity that I simply don't see matched by Dio's demonstrated capabilities.">"And honestly? I'd wager any Incident Solver in good standing could probably make short work of the entire JoJo universe, just through sheer, unyielding, time-stopping superiority. It's just a different class of power."
>>150750707...he was screaming for daddy Cecil well before Conquest was beaten. You're crying about battleboarders but haven't even watched the series you're rushing to defend?
>>150750736Switch the first two greentexts then, Rudy. The point still stands
>>150750729...I kneel to the wisdom of this GIANT of a man.
>>150747056>>150747148>>150747096So they are basically Frezzer, born strong and never bother to learn how to fight well.
>>150750784Shut up dog
>>150750784DOGkuya the BEAST
>>150750802Frieza has mild ESP and off screen power-ups that scale him to every power creep on them, but they have interstellar navigation, physical strength and regen on him
The score.Proclaim it.
OJOU-SAMA! I NEED YOU OJOU-SAMA!
>>1507508661-0
Diobros.... 5 million people saw our humiliation....
>>150750866>No research
>>150750347
>>150750899>lost to BEASTmu>this is somehow an anti-feat
If you told Season 1 Ben to do a Touhou episode how would he react?
>>150750926Rape but that's just because of how I look, not the question
>>150750838Regen?
>>150750915Literally what the fuck is Garrosh able to do here? Everything Zenos does is way above his pay grade even if you give him the heart of Yshaarj, he'll just get outsped and blitzed harder than his characterization
>>150746870a gamma clap is putting most viltrumites on their ass. black canary or banshee(especially sprit banshee)
>>150750964Conquest (fight 1) and Mark (fight 2) healed from their injuries with some bedrest, right?
>>150747034i can see geats and constantine trying to out snark each other
Uh. VSBW nerfed the murder drones to a pretty sensible small building. Props, I guesshttps://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Murder_Drones
>>150750993Isn't it supposed to be a specific frequency that disrupts their equilibrium?
>>150747727Soul path
>>150748015Assuming she could even dodge sukuna cleave which I had to emphasize that it's invisible , one flick and her head start rolling aura shield be dammed
...
>>150751045C-C-C-CYN SISTERS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING *inhales sharply* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
TOU
>>150751128>bringing xianxia to a fucking soul competitionOf course he would tank it. Even in FY is on the far weaker side.
>>150748108Try fighting heaven ascension dio first then we'll talk alucuck .
>>150751212>heaven ascension dioreminder that he needs his fists to reality warp. kek
>Bring me the Batman Who JOBS
Someone post the Lightning vs Bhunivelze webm. I need it.
>>150751199uh they still have her at solar system level lol
>>150751246>Hurt by a door>Solar system level
>>150751246Only with her black hole. You know, the feat she did? Otherwise her striking strenght (how strong she can punch) is..Unknown, KEK.
>>150751243here ya go champ
>>150751277Bruva here still DOUBTING our FUARKING DOORS
https://strawpoll.com/YVyPvoe42gNGenuinely curious
>>150751295>gifepic fail
Post his opponent for wall level kino
>>150751295Wonder Woman Sisters.....
so which team won the trivia battle?
>>150751331Would he work better in a 1v1 or have his whole squad for a team fight?
>>150751352Hasn't happened yet, it starts in an hour and 20 minutes. There's a 20 minute buffer at the beginning and then 25 seconds for each question so it should finish in a bit under 2 hours.
>>150751331Reck from Battlefield
>>150751352>>150751382so who's winning?
>>150751382ok then someone needs to sabotage team Boomstick so Sakuya doesn't job in round 1
>>150751424Team Wiz seemingly has an edge because they've prepared way more but it could end up just not mattering.
Does she beat Sonic.exe?
>>150751463SEXwait what did you say?
>>150751045HAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED MURDER TROONS MY WIFE HERO BEATS YOURS NOW
>>150751496>NOW
>>150750771The whole fucking point of the meme is that Mark spent the entirety of Season 3 being a jobber and ended on the note of him crying to Cecil before Eve deus ex machina'd a win for him. Mark is fucking pathetic
Knullbros... we found our QUEEN
>>150751496Oh she does beat N's robo meat
>knull gets to plap this
>>150751548N is for another robo twink
>>150751331A Harry Potter wizard
>>150751548Erm, excuse me, my wife only beats ROCK COCK off while I watch, please avoid making baseless accusations like those in the future, or else I'll be forced to use my israeli missile on you!
>>150751229Which render every attack ineffective as he rewrite alucard out of existence even with Schrodinger essence
Took a small break how did these threads react to mach 7 Superman>>150748193>>N-NO THIS FANFIC IS CANON! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GET MAD ABOUT IT AND CALL IT OUT ON ITS BULLSHITThis but unironically
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