Does it hold up?
What's Touhou's answer to this?
it's no Goomba vs Koopa 2
All death battles are canon btw, from 1 to 200
I like when Hulk and Godzilla are friends
BRING ME ALDUIN
What went wrong?
>>1507518001 million views in under a week for two niche dead series and two women is like, really good. A lot of webseries would kill to have that kind of view security.
>>150751797I think this dragon may have more in common with Nozdormu or Orologia
ZUN shakes his head. “Here’s the problem with Beyond being boundless: it’s boundless in the context of the story, not the universe. Sakuya doesn’t just punch things harder. She understands the mechanics of fighting, of real endurance. It’s not ‘just power’; it’s how you use it. A maid learns how to adapt to every situation, every new power. You can’t just hope that your Plot Hax can beat an opponent who’s not relying on some narrative rulebook to survive.”“And that’s the key difference,” he adds, sitting back and letting the thought settle. “Beyond is a metaphor. Sakuya’s power? It’s real. And when you strip away the buff stands and the speeches about heaven, what’s left? An indestructible fighter who’s gone toe-to-toe with threats beyond anything DIO could imagine.”Now he’s on a roll. “Sakuya doesn’t get tired. She doesn’t wear down. She doesn’t rely on asspulls to win. She’s been up against the hardest, most unforgiving fights imaginable. So when DIO's Plot Hax eventually stops working — when he stops believing in Beyond — Sakuya keeps going. And when it’s all said and done, Sakuya wins.”ZUN pauses, giving me a moment to process the weight of his argument, and then, with a grin, leans back in his chair, arms crossed in triumph.“Boom. Done.”
>>150751815Not ones on kickstarters
T-Thragg not in these threads, right...?
>>150751800That reminds me, Soul Eater is 2-0. I demand a matchup where they lose.
>>150751822We listen and fucking LEARN.
>>150751820Surprised to see someone mention Mamalogia here.
>de visualizaciones
If the Benfag's revenge is Kyle vs Simon and the Alucardfag's revenge is Sakuya vs DioWhat would Asura's be?
>hace 2 semanas
>>150751869Kratos vs Wonder Woman
>>150751869Kratos vs Dragonborn
>>150751822Zun, why did you wrote some feats for me...
>>150751869Kratos vs Seiya for humilation, Kratos vs Capeshit for omnilander level of club sealing in the stuff kratos """"""specializes"""" (lore).
>>150751869Ben 10 vs Alucard, who wins?
>why did you wrote
>>150751738Smacking the fucking thing out of their face?
>>150751869Kratos vs Simon
KRAKAKOOM
I support euthanization of the mentally ill>Waaaaaaah muh burnout>Waaaaah muh depressionIf you can't hit the gym, get a job/talent and grow up, you should just be killed, it's that simple, its ontologically correct, mankind has denied this because they have built illusions like "morality" to make themselves feel better and free, but they forget they are only oppressing the mentally ill who wind up developing pessimistic, relativistic, postmodern, post-structural and nihilistic philosophies to cope with itThe only way to fix this is to EXCEL upon our technology with the combination of occult practices to liberate mankind from the Demiurge Yahweh's imposed biology but that is simply an ideal of fiction, seeing as how God's chosen people rule the earth and exist in a higher plane of existence that gives them infinite surveillance over all possibilities in the von neumann timeline, allowing them to intercept the very quantum consciousness making any ritual or attempt at supernatural manifestations non-existent (jews are outerversal BEASTS)So in conclusion:It's either I should be killed or accept submission and compromiseUnfortunately since I am a valid robot-boy I can't troon out, so YABBA DABBA DOOOO!!! BRING OUT THE ROCK BVLLS!!!
>>150752049shut up otto
Don't be scared.
>>150752049What?
>>150752049>allowing them to intercept the very quantum consciousness making any ritual or attempt at supernatural manifestations non-existent (jews are outerversal BEASTS)Meanwhile cultivation GAWDS, negated the outerversal jew anti supernatural powernull, and made this cat into a martial artist (yes, this is real).
https://strawpoll.com/YVyPvoe42gN
>>150751822This doesn't hit as hard because it's low key True...
>"You know," ZUN began, his voice a smooth, confident baritone, "it's a question I get a lot, and I understand the appeal of these cross-over hypotheticals. But I have to admit, I find the premise itself a little... curious, when it comes to Sakuya Izayoi and Dio Brando.">He paused, letting the statement hang. "Let me be clear: I have immense respect for what JoJo's Bizarre Adventure achieved. Iconic. Absolutely. But in terms of raw, unadulterated, physical might and velocity, there's simply no contest. Sakuya, and frankly, any Incident Solver, operates on a fundamentally different plane of existence.">ZUN gestured with one hand, a casual, almost dismissive sweep. "Consider the baseline. An Incident Solver, from birth, is a walking, talking, faster-than-light projectile spammer. Their entire ability-set is engineered for power output that would render most planets uninhabitable if they weren't so adept at controlling it. We're talking about individuals who cross infinite rivers casually, who break heavens that crumble like sandcastles, who can survive mountain-eclipsing nukes without a scratch. This isn't a power-up, it’s their default state. It's the equivalent of a human breathing.">He then settled back, a look of intellectual contemplation on his face. "Frankly, Dio's feats, impressive within his own narrative context, just don't scale up. His power, while undeniable, feels... conditional. It’s a resource to be drawn upon, often with significant visible exertion. Sakuya's power is hers. It’s her blood, her bone, her spell cards. It's a constant, effortless output of raw magical might and incredible velocity that I simply don't see matched by Dio's demonstrated capabilities.">"And honestly? I'd wager any Incident Solver in good standing could probably make short work of the entire JoJo universe, just through sheer, unyielding, time-stopping superiority. It's just a different class of power."
>>150752079Tell me more about thise cultivation gods, i need my robot wife...SO I CAN WATCH HER GET FUCKED BY OPTIMUS PRIME AND ROBOTBOY WHILE I WATCH!!! YIPPEEEE!!!
>>150752063Fight her
>>150751869>caring about thatAsura lost and the battle was called out for its bullshit and ranked as the worst indie episode on the show. That’s more than enough for me desu. Somebody else beating the shit out of Kratos wouldn’t change the fact that they treated Asura like shit.
Bring me an actual challenge! I'm tired of all these weak rpgmaker and indie bitches!
>>150752221>Dodging HIM
>>150752221Ah, finallyA worthy opponent!
>>150752242Grimm probably would win since he has meta bullshit right?>>150752245Nobody cares about your dogshit literal who OC dude.
>>150752245INCELsior is for I.S.R.A.E.L.
>>150752268>Nobody cares about your dogshit literal who OC dude.Added to my fanfic where the anons insult Excel before his transition into godhood:"My OC Excelsior Prime is an Extraversal Post-Tier 0 BEAST! He could easily make Simon the Digger, Superman, Goku, Sonic, Popeye, Godzilla, Thor, and Alien X kneel to him out of sheer respect for his STIRNERIAN MIGHT as he pleasures his GF Jenny Wakeman! The first JENuinely elected queen of this forum who loves him very much!" Attached to his post is a poorly edited picture of his poorly drawn OC standing with a Jenny Wakeman fawning over him as he stands next to a pile of these characters defeated with Superman kneeling.The responses were as expected."...and then he woke up from his delusions to watch them all fuck Jenny while he watches from the bush."Another comment recontextualizes Ari’s drawing by saying that Goku, Thor, Sonic, and Popeye are only sleeping. As for Ben, he’s having a nightmare while Simon tweaks out from edibles.And that wasn’t the only backlash he received.“This image is canon; jenny is fodder.”“Nah, the indomitable human spirit will win. Simon is HIM. Who the hell Is this cuck!?”But Ari didn’t sit back and let it wash over him; no, he responded to them.“Simon is at best only one layer into Outerversal, while my OC is immeasurably infinite layers into Extraversal and has EXCELLED upon apophatic theology since it's a spook, like religion and ‘muh heckin indomitable human spirit’.”And the anons responded in kind.“Incel.”“Rock Victim.”“Guiz dis is muh OC he is like all powerful and gorillionversal and he can kill go-Sub-Daredevil level.”“Jenny Wakeman. Built for BIG ROCK COCK, she's the oldest bike.”The picture the last anon posted boiled Ari’s blood. It was an image of Jenny surrounded by the Crater Critters.“JENNY IS MY WIFE, AND THAT ANIMATION ISN'T CANON!!”
Post something that I can reply to with "You weren't supposed to ask that..."
>constant cuckoldry fantasiesFavorite Touhou character?
>>150752214You say that but Simon and Sakuya beating the shit out of Kyle and Dio did/will make people feel better.
>>150752291His outbursts only egged them on.“Mindbroken over a decade-old animation. KEKAROOOOOOOOO!!!”Another pic was posted, an image of multiple rock-related characters edited in a line with a sign that says ‘line to fuck Jenny’.“It’s even CANON!”The anon says while attaching an image of Zone’s tweet saying Viacom copyright claimed it and is making money off of it, thereby making it canon.And it kept going. Pic after pic of Jenny being sexually dominated by various things. Thing’s fist, Kratos’s rod, BBCs, and so much more.“NO, IT SHOULD BE ME!!! ME!!! I'M THE CUTE SHOTA THAT SHOULD BE THERE!!! I SHOULD HAVE A COCK THIS BIG!!!”“Excel’s not a shota in fact he’s a gross old lolicon man.”“How many characters have fucked Jenny Wakeman?”A new anon attached an image of a smug anime character digitally composited with a caption that consists of the words ‘an absolutely fuckin' abstract amount of men’ and ‘maybe more’.“It's not fair; I was a teen when I saw lewds of Jenny. I deserve to be with her!!!”“My hero Tuck is so lucky”Another attachment, this one of an MP4 of Jenny offering Tuck a scrub in the bath.“You might be laughing, but I'll have you know I am a Chaos Mage! With my sigil I will become a God and take over this shitty world! You will all kneel to me, and IT WILL BE A LAW THAT DEPICTING ANY CHARACTER THAT ISN'T ME WITH JENNY WILL RESULT IN THE ABSOLUTE MIND RAPE AND ASSIMILATION OF YOUR BODY INTO THE COLLECTIVE FLESH BALL OF NEURONS!!!”His words don’t reach them.“FUARK! Jenny made Tuck a better man in that bath!”“Jenny loves Tucker. They’re so cute and wholesome and love each other so much.”The anon types while attaching a cropped porn comic of an adult Tuck recalling his childhood memories of Jenny while PLAPing her.
>>150751869
>>150752319Reimu Reimudaugher of Planet Reimu!
>>150752330>“Mindbroken over a decade-old animation. KEKAROOOOOOOOO!!!”...but enough about Death Battle
>>150752268The fun part is that Alex Yiik also has meta bullshit, which is why the fight works so well
>>150752319Who else but Marisa Kirisame!
>>150752319Sanae of course!
>>150752352It would become a fight of meta proportions and would be funny since Alex would probably ask for help from the viewer.
The trivia event for champion's island is starting btw
So which JJK character will get humilated next time on Death Battle?
>>150752343There's no way Pit wins this though. There's just not enough universes in Kid Icarus9 million lowballed is honestly just way too high for pretty much all of Kratos's matchups and DB left room to wank him further
>>150752416Smash Scaling or something
>>150752410According to DB Ruby wins this and solos the verse
>>150752410Hakari.
>>150751800>Spic >Obsessed with Views Now I understand why some "people" here do this...
>>150752410Chainsaw Man will lose to Yuji, lil bro
>>1507523211. Sakuya won in a fucking DBX2. That was several years before Dio swanked over Alucard3. Jorge Joestar wank is far far stronger than anything Sakuya has, yes, even with the gacha.
>>150752410Realistically the only JJK character that has any winning popular MUs left is Sukuna, so unless they pull an obscure MU for Yuta or Maki (very unlikely) any JJK character not named Sukuna is doomed to lose their episode
>>150752510Ironically, Swan likes Yuta vs Jotaro and thinks Yuta wins that.
>>150752483>far far strongerIs not necessarily strong, the best feats in Jorge Joestar are Kars Taking a Bunch of Bites the Dust, and The Kars Spaceship crashing on earth and sinking (or flipping dont remember) a whole island.Both of these pale in comparison to the wank Sakuya has.The only thing that makes this a Debate is the Beyond Hax.
>>150752540Anon... Let's be real, that fight ain't happening, at all.
>>150752540Swanksisters...
>>150751800>de visualizaciones >Hace 2 semanas
>>150752483OMM not DBX you fucking retard, Alucard was the one to beat Dio in DBX
>>150751800nobody cares about Ruby or Maka
>What was your name again? Incelsior?>Whatever... Let's just get this over with. Thanatos, I choose you...
>>150752570Nah, Beyonder has extremely blatant outerversal via literally seeing the entire jojoverse as fiction, and being beyond even fate and gravity as his true god (and being heavily implied to be jesus christ). That is far beyond even gacha 2shoes wank.
I want you guys to know that the Kratos vs Asura question on the trivia was about who was given the speed advantage (answer was a tie)
>SCHOLAR Battles Wiki
>>150752998>HBOC: the character
>>150752883F T L T O S
>>150752883so who won?
>>150753097still ongoing
>>150752678ENTER
>>150752678>ThanatosJobs to Mega Rayquaza
>>150753197>Mega-ACK
>>150751869What's the point? Asura losing to Kratos was just an insult to everyone's intelligence. It was a death battle, going, yes, our fanbase will believe anything we tell them because they're that fucking stupid. Kratos taking another L against another character, he never stood a chance against doesn't rectify a thing. And neither is giving Asura a pity win.
>>150752678>>150753203Rock Type? Jobs to Bubble Beam
>>150753211Kratos is a Boundless Beast, he would've won no matter what
Bring me KEKnic exe
ROOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!
>Kratos is a Boundless Beast, he would've won no matter what
>>150753250>jobs to the ghost of some dude's ex girlfriend
>>150753203Jobs to Primal-Kyogre
>>150752298Why are you asking us to do this
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
Today I discovered this MU, and I love it! Now I have a desperate need to see Jaune get stomped By Sokka and die like a bitch!
I AM ANGRY
>>150752457Bullshit , try soloing toji with bullet and brittle "shield"
>>150753480why is it you post a scan of him visibly being unable to destroy a planet, only lightly crack his jumping off point, then choose to make that your whole agenda?Is it because you have no real scan of Superman destroying a planet in canon, unamped, and are trying too hard to compensate?
Did they really cap Superman at Mach 7
>>150753226Shouldn't Saitama be smiling?
>>150753552Who did? What happened?
>>150753211It makes people (me) feel better>>150753272Ironically reddit hates Krasura, there was a recent reddit post about it and it was full of people seething over Kratos, wouldn't be surprised if half of us were there
>>150753564Probably smiled once he tanked the first few punches then got scared once he knew he was screwed
>>150753577>reddit hates Krasura>4chan hates Krasura>twitter hates KrasuraThen who was it FOR
>>150753576DC KO issue 1 he's fighting Darkseid lol>>150753600VSBW SCHOLARS, the opus of battle boards
>>150752678>>150753203>Loses a bunch of special defense>True Dark becomes Deep Dark except there's no difference between the two>Loses Skill link for Automatic sand, +1 speed in sand and 3/4 super effective damage>Dual wingbeat for some reason>Still can't OHKO a Primal Kyogre despite this and gets OHKO'd by Origin Pulse in return>Slower than Primal Kyogre after it switches since sand gets replaced>Meaning Primal Kyogre can literally switch in and threaten to instakill KEKatosKEKYPOOOO!!! WHAT A BITCH!!!
>>150753600Better Men
>>150753600>>twitter hates KrasuraDo they really? I thought that place was infested with Kratosfags.
CHADDY KINGTOS???
>>150753619>slower than All Might
>>150753691who is also confirmed to be Mach 10
>>150753652Alot more than reddit, but definitely not much but if you look up Kratos Asura it's alot of hate. I'm pretty sure most Kratosfags either disappeared after Seth or moved to VSBW
>>150753619You see, he was obviously holding back against Kaijuseid...
>>150753268AHHHH IS THAT A ROCK? AND HOLY JUMPING DOGSHIT A SHARPENED PIECE OF WOOD?!?!
Superman Mach 7 confirmed (DCKO)All Might Mach 10 confirmed (Word of God)Sonic 1c confirmed (Colors DS)Kratos BOUNDLESS SPEED confirmed (dodged Helios's light)
GODnic the BOUNDLESShog...
>>150753619>>150753552There is no shot Superman has EVER capped out at Mach 7.Why are these retarded authors trying to '''ground''' his power levels?The fucker flies so fast he reverses time, and can fly to the edge of the universe in like 2 hours.
>>150753754and then on the next page he'll get speedblitzed by Batman
>>150753720>dodged Helios's lightNo he fucking did, the dude got hit and then put his hand up after getting an ouchie burn...>>150753757Every comic book character has anti-feats, and since Superman is one of the oldest, he's gonna have a lot of them.That doesn't take away from the fact that he is ridiculously faster than light.
>>150753770>No he fucking didFreudian slip because you are disingenuous and do not even believe your own lies. Kratos BROKE you.
KIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSSS
>>150753770>That doesn't take away from the fact that he is ridiculously faster than light.Mach 7 isn't FTL tho
>>150753778You called?
>>150753784ACK HE'S REALLY HEREIM SORRY KINGTOS I ONLY SAID THOSE THINGS BECAUSE I AM JEALOUS OF YOUR WISDOM
>>150753774You can literally see him get hit and blinded, and then he gets his hand in front of his face.>>150753779Mach 7 is also not Superman's max speed.Which we know, since he's had multiple races with the Flash where they are both going beyond FTL.
>>150753791>>150753770he is already blocking when it hits, it's literally the last thing you see before the light blinds the screen. Kratos won, you lost.
>>150753796If it didn't hit him, then why the fuck did he get pushed back by said light?
>>150753791Name one race Flash had with Superman where he is said to go beyond FTL.Barry's race with Wally they both only went 1x the speed of light and Superman said he can't catch up no matter what.
>>150753791Why didn't he use that FTL+ speed against Darkseid? He's like the biggest bad of DC outside of literal reboot events like Batkek and Anti-monitor
>>150753808because it's magic light from the primordials that canonically destroyed 3 infinite sized dimensions at once. He TANKS it because he's a boundless beast.
>>150753770>That doesn't take away from the fact that he is ridiculously faster than light.When it comes to flying through space from point A to point B and taking femtosecond or whatever statements sure, but that's through calcs. Otherwise I think you'd be hard pressed to see Superman portrayed as faster than light, let alone undecillion times FTL like Death Battle claims. I can think of several examples where he's explicitly capped under light speed, or where he considers light to be a noteworthy threshold to approach
Deku x Maka
so it's now confirmed Kratos is the fastest character in /dbg/ right?
>>150753835Wally
>>150753835"now"always was.
>>150753839got blitzed by Deathstroke and Batkek. Kingtos is faster and has no limits.
CHADtos?
>>150753510Well if we go with DB's schizophrenia Ruby is >Faster Than Light >City level >And her silver Eyes work on anything related to negative emotions So she blitzes everyone in JJK, tanks most attacks, and on top of that her Silver Eyes straight up counter all Cursed Energy turning all JJK characters into normal humans
BUFFFYYYYTTTOOOOOOOSSSSS
GODtos!
>>150753703Just went to check. Yeah, you’re right. It’s literally only hardcore Kratosfags that like it. 9/10 people have it around dogshit tier.https://x.com/batgirl2833/status/1951240042606682438?s=46
>>150753832because each author writes him differently, and Superman is almost always canonically holding himself back>>150753852>has no limits>Game Creator>'NOT SO FAST!'dude cant even flip mountains without warming up lmao
>>150753839This y'all speedster?
>>150753884because Kratos is always canonically holding back throughout the Norse sequels
>>150753883>A literal tranny tierlist...
>y'all
>>150753893This is how Wally would cower and flee like a pussy if faced with Kratos
How does the trivia section work? Do they send their best, is everyone invited, is this some weird RP. Or all of them at the same time.
BOOOOOYYYY WE MUST BE BETTER MEEEEEN
>>150753884Holding himself back or not, you likely won't find a single instance of Superman moving a million times the speed of light and it being portrayed accordingly when he's morals off or bloodlusted or mind controlled or going all out. Superman is in that threshold, but not to an exponential degree
>>150753883>twitter link>to a tranny post>tier listGentlemen...
>>150753893I don't know why writers do this garbage to the Flash of all characters.He IS the fastest being in DC, especially Wally. There should be no universe where Batfag or Deathstroke can ever do anything to him.Wally fucking ran death to the end of time to destroy him.
>>150751714I miss one minute melee as a concept so much. It was one thing to have your favorite character win a tough match up, it's another level of hype for them to pull a win out when they are being combo'ed and there's less then 10 seconds on the clock.
>>150753922he's probably not millions of times the speed of light, but Superman at his top speed is solidly, VERY much FTLyou cannot fly to the edge of the universe in 2 hours if you're barely ftl
>>150753893Ohnononono Flashbros.....
>>150753927Maybe the Black Flash wasn't that fast either. Maybe Wally wouldn't respond with "I'm ackshually that to the centillionth powerrrr" if someone bragged to him about being light speed. Ever.
>>150753754The DC universe is 17287 KM sized now.
>>150753906>>150753923Just use the quote retweets. That post was just used as a starting point.
ENOUGHKINGtos and his protégé, QUEENako from Silent Hill F are here.
>>150753940Top combat speed I would tend to agree, but I'd place him closer to light speed. Even GL has been portrayed as unable to fly faster than light itself in a comic issue fans wank to say he's actually FTL
>>150751738Best touhou hypnosis doujins?Nothing extreme, please.
>>150753946>maybe the concept of death for speedsters wasn't that fast...?
Is it time for another Krasura meltdown?
BRING ME SAN AND MORO
>>150751738Satori uses a metronome to lull her opponents into a suggestible state before reading their minds. This lets her 'copy' spell cards they've seen before.This would imply that hypnotic induction is effective but generally unused. It's probably not as quick or effective as spell card rules, since the threat of being stripped of honor duel rights would likely lead to actual bad end situations if not respected.Who needs MC if you're already in a death world wearing a fig leaf?
>>150753927Neil Gaiman said Black Racer isn't the true death, just a fake pretender and Darkseid's bitch
>>150753976Considering you can outrun it? It was a physical thing moving at finite speeds. I doubt anyone involved from the writer to editorial was thinking in terms of X times FTL
>>150753987>Tracing Goku v Bejita/Nuly v Tienrus meltdownsBEBETTER
>>150753966fuark! two unbeatable beasts only held back by trauma and toxic masculinity
Kratos won. Get over it.Maka won. Get over it.Hulk won. Get over it.Hal won. Get over it.Asura lost. Get over it.Godzilla lost. Get over it.Ben lost. Get over it.
>>150754021Maka is Kratos' love. Hulk his anger. Hal his will.They are all part of Kratos.
Kratos lost to Spawn.
ENOUGHENTER THE STRONGEST POWERPUFF >B-but Buttercu-She's the toughest fighter but not the strongest, literally jobs like Bejita.
>>150754040>Spawn>a man who let his best friend fuck and marry his wife>protects and raises their daughterBecause Spawn was a BETTER MAN
Lanterns? Speedsters? Slade's bitches.
Modern KINGtos would no-diff Spawn and his entire verse
>>150754044Ice Breath, Super Intelligence and Magic are Extra Superpowers (Blossom).Speaking taco is not.
>>150753754>Anon forgot that comic writers are RETARDED
>>150753454But doesn't Jaune demolish Sokka? Jaune's a dumbass and not as "super powered" as the rest of RWBY but he still has an aura and semblance and Sokka is just a guy
>>150754044Bubbles and ButterKWAB both got gaped by Princess, who Blossom easily no diffed the moment she got serious.
>>150754078>but he still has an auraThis anon self-inserts as Jaune LMAO
>>150754049WHO can stop this BOVNDLESS BEAST???
don't even speak to me if you're not a boundless beast
>ThantosBITCH ran away from the mere sight of KyoGODKWAB!
>>150754084I think Aura is a power system in RWBY, anon.
>>150754098Good morning sir.
Post a speed feat faster than this? You can’t, btw.
>>150754032New upscale to Spawn and Broly?
>>150754111Kratos is chasing down Wally in this image, you just can't see him because Wally is microscopic compared to Kratos' platonic verse.
Who are the biggest sissies of this season so far?
>>150754080>>150754057>Blossom is bett-ACKDefeated by Bubbles.
>>150754087
>>150754163There’s nothing wrong with that.
>>150754084Everyone in RWBY has aura its what they call their weird soul magic thing.
>>150754166kek based Batman
>>150754163Miles got buck broken by a canon cvckold
>>150754185Miles has a better series, better love-interest, and is loved in his universe.
>>150754203Deku has feats
>>150753975Unfortunately, my favorite one definitely falls a bit into the extreme window. Also might be more mindbreak and mental conditioning than straight hypnosis desu.200159>>150754004>Using TTG "Serious" RobinKek
>>150754203>better serieslol>better love interestLMAO
>>150754203Not a high bar
>>150754203>Miles has a better series,Name one thing that happens in it without looking. I'll know if you had to look it up>better loveShe exclusively fucks white dudes>loved KEKAROOOOOO
>>150754203>better seriesHis comic can't even outsell Peter's comic, let alone MHA>better love-interestOchako has more fans than Bombshell does>and is loved in his universePoochie shilling forced by Bendis and Ziglar isn't organic in universe love
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>150754165>Gag feat
>>150754238Sonicbro, you're inching towards being the Tienbro here, please stop.
>>150754238Both Goku and Sonic job to rocks so that's not very impressive.
>>150754238WOG says otherwise thobeit
>>150754255
Goku? Jobs to Elephants.Yujiro? Kills and eats an Elephant the size of a Brachiosaurus.Conclusion? Yujiro would be able to kill and eat Goku at WILL.
>>150754277Blossom is holding back and just talking to her instead of btfoing her
>>150753510Toji isn't bulletproof or stabproof/sliceproof
>>150754280post Goku jobbing to an elephant in the manga
Bvbbles won
>>150754310I can't...because he's still jobbing to trees in the manga
>>150754310CHADnime is CANON
>>150754238>*Yoink*
BVLLbbles???
>>150754323>Toyo fanfiction
>>150754327Not only would Goku never say this he would also never do this. He would let Sonic go Super so he can beat him up at his strongest.
>>150754327
>>150754327>alwaysneed>emarlds>lil broESLku...
>>150754292>Holding back>Couldn't effortlessly HUMBLE their sister if she's that strong
>>150754351ENOUGHGive her a matchup NOW.
>>150754361Mario
PPG Z Bubbles was a slut btw
>>150754219>200159That was pretty good, thank you very much.I was more referring to amputation, prostitution and defecation as "extreme". I would consider the ending here a happy one.
>>150754361PPG's vs Nolan and MarkI wanna see Nolan and Mark get beat up by little girls.
If Golden Kamuy was a less grounded setting, then I could easily see Tsurumi Tokushirou or Hijikata being perfect opponents for Big Boss/Venom Snake.
>>150754390Can they bust a planet?
>>150754390Bubbles RAPES (Because Mark is into that kind of shit) Mark
>OH MY CHLORIDE IS THAT A P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-PLANET?!?!?!?!?!?!?!>A-AND IT'S ABOUT TO REACH ROCHE LIMIT WITH EARTH?!?!?!?!?>I WAS BARELY ABLE TO CRASH THROUGH A MOON...!!!>LILITH DAMN IT I CAN'T EVEN GO SUPER 2 AGAIN THIS TIME SINCE I'M LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO NEVER USE ANY TRANSFORMATION OTHER THAN THE MAIN ONE AFTER THE FIRST TIME!!!!!>F-FUUUUUUCK!!!!!! WHAT WOULD MY PROUD BUTCH DYKE FRIENDS WHISPER AND TANGLE DO IN THIS SITUATION?!?!!?!>I CAN'T THINK OF ANY SOLUTION THEY COULD COME UP WITH FOR SUCH A SCENARIO SINCE THE ONLY THINGS I'VE SEEN THEM DO BESIDES CRYING IS FUCK IN FRONT OF ME WITHOUT EVER LETTING ME PARTICIPATE!!!!!>OH MY DIVERSITY WE TRULY ARE DOOMED!!!!!!>PEOPLE WILL NOT JUST DIE THANKS TO MY SHORTCOMINGS BUT THEY'LL ALSO SPEND THEIR LAST MINUTES OF LIFE REALIZING THAT I CAN'T EVEN BEAT MASTER ROSHI AT MY STRONGEST!!!!!!!!>I'M FINISHED!!!! FUCK!!!!!>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGUGUGUGUHEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeg.........................
>>150754339 Goku admires earned power and hard work to attain it. In BoG he was pissed that he needed to do the ritual with everyone to get SSG rather than reaching that level himself. He would think Sonic is a bitch for always needing to rely on another power source to get stronger instead of using his own strength
>>150754390don't Nolan and Mark win by default since they could move in FTL speeds fine while the PPG get sent to the future by doing it
>>150754412>Mark is into thatNo, Mark just got beaten up and turned into a RAPED BITCH like Kevin Nash.
>>150754390>3 sub city level fodder vs 2 prime ViltrumitesThat will end badly
Post THAT video. You know the one.
>>150754441
>>150754428this. maybe he would stuff them one by one up his ass so SHITnic would never be able to get them again.
>>150754434Stop talking about my hero Kevin like that, there's no proof
>>150754453this is what KINGtos would do. To teach him a lesson of course.
do you people actually talk about feats or just cocks and male bootyholes all day?
>>150754517WTF I like KINGtos now, Asura could NEVER
>>150754532pls understand kratos broke us
>>150754532No that would be Simon/Asurafags during their meltys
>>150751714>Universal at least 2ho that travels thru infinite sized hallways and realmsvs>Large Building manga to town level anime Jojo 1000x ftl
Trivia just finished, they'll be announcing which team won shortly
I don't know fuck all about Touhou but I've head it described that powerscaling it is futile because the lore and canon is so poorly established. That the border between canon and fanon is constantly leaking in and out and therefore drawing a line on what characters can actually do requires going into fandom territory, where there's always going to be an fan argument for a counter to any ability an opponent night have.That might actually be the strongest power of all if you think about it.
>>150754687This isn't true at all, Touhou has a very clearly defined canon. It's whatever ZUN directly works on, there's like only 1 or 2 niche edge cases
>>150754621>>Universal at least 2ho that travels thru infinite sized hallways and realmsPost Sakuya destroying an universe, then.
>>150754428 This is a pretty consistent part of Goku no one ever really talks about. Even towards the end of the TOP he couldn't stop gushing over how strong Jiren got on his own. He fucking hates and has zero respect for fighters that steal their power like Cell, Super Buu and Black. Him and Vegeta also wanted to fight Kid Buu one on one because he was in his pure form with no absorptions. Even though Frieza's pure evil, Goku still has some level of respect for him because his power is wholly natural and his own
>>150754522I already FEEL like a better man
>>150754783As much as we shit on Toyo, it's worth mentioning he basically spells it out for the reader when he fights Moro
I mean, even if you're just going by ZUN's canon I think Touhou chars can still scale up to "imagine a DBZ character with the powers of Stands."
>>150754522Damn, even Artemis' mouth flaps are horrible. Glad they kicked that nigger out.
Did Deathstroke's Death Battle mention that Slade likes them young?
>>150754938He's coming back to Death Battle, but he's taking a break for a while. He already clarified that.
>>150754428What if Sonic can't naturally get that strong? Too bad for him? Goku can't possibly be that callous to a teenager like Sonic
>>150754964What's funny is Shadow got Super Form Level Strength in Shadow Generations with the Doom Wing, bu then they nerfed him by tying his powers to black doom, so when Black Doom died, he lost his extra powers.
>>150754944Nobody except people who already hated Deathstroke to begin with cares about that shit now
>>150754852And it is also why neither Goku nor Vegeta really want to fight Granola or Gas to the death.They aren't really fighting a strength that comes from growth but rather something rended from powers beyond for misguided reasons.That being said, Gas does make them reach a point of battle fever from pushing against their own limits, so they can enjoy that sort of thing.I wonder how Ultra Ego will be developed for Vegeta, since he's got a similar problem to Goku in that he can't fully commit himself to that sort of power.
>>150755013Meanwhile, Rudeus is a canon pedo, and people want him banned from Death Battle.
>>150754852 That was still a massively retarded way of showing it. Goku would know characters like that can't be reasoned with to change. Like can you imagine him trying to give Cell or Super Buu the whole "Have you ever trained?" spiel. Goku wanted Cell dead asap and shouted at Gohan to hurry and finish him off, and he had no second thoughts in removing Super Buu's absorptions and causing him to cease to exist
>>150754944One of the Desk of Death Battle episodes mentioned it I believe.
Btw Team Wiz lostbased on preliminary discussions it seems like the 4 being put at risk are>steve>samus>frieren>constantineGeneral consensus is they're all popular and one match wonders so they don't need this event to happen
>>150754964Unlike some of the other people here, I don't actually think Goku would be too harsh on Sonic.Like he might not respect it at first, but he would likely develop one since Sonic has embraced it so strongly.I am mostly basing this on how Goku does come around to thinking the Love Warriors of Universe 2 are actually impressive in their own right.Still though, I think Goku would probably have some words of advice for Sonic's lack of battle instinct.
SAKUYAGODS WE'RE BELOVED
>>150755131I'm sure Sonic's saved the planet/universe/his friends more times than Goku over the years
>>150755087I see Steve and Constantine being most likely to drop out then.Though there is always the possibility that the Youtube polls get heavily botted.As for One Match Wonders, I have to disagree for Samus at least.She's almost got too many potential match ups because no one really has a strong idea of how strong she is or her potential opponents.
>>150755138M-Metabros... I don't feel so good...
>>150755153No that one probably isn't accurate, nor would it really matter to Goku.If anything, that Sonic keeps having to save his friends because of one guy constantly trying to take over the world might bother Goku.Especially since Eggman really is a monstrous guy when it comes down to brass tacks.
>>150755158The issue with Samus is that she's literally just a street tier but we have very exact calculations for how strong her weaponry is which is ludicrously higher than anything they actually do in game. Also the usual wank faggotry that vidya characters get for some reason
>>150755087Funny, I thought Team Wiz were being built as the autists who were going to dominate the trivia round.>one match wonders I can only see that for Steve and especially Constantine. I don't know about Frieren, but I would imagine Samus has a decent matchup spread.
>>150755285It turns out Team Boomstick was also making a document to answer questions in private, but it didn't end up mattering on either side. The difference was only 1%
the fyck is going on?!?
This still makes me laughhttps://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Mike_Wazowski_(Kingdom_Hearts)
>>150755358just a bit of fack
>>150751800In a hobby where guys are majority, girl-girl matchups don't do well.
>>150755459You'd think the opposite considering troons love lesbo shit
>>150755531Part of me wonders if Miku is just going to crash when the Youtube polls start up because her actual support outside the tranny echo chamber that is the discord might not be that strong in reality
>>150755531People still see Vs debating as nerds nerding out over what comic characters would win in a fight. It's not like video games as a medium is universally accepted where half of gamers today are girls.
>>150755572Eh everybody loves Miku, she's extremely popular generally as well
>>150755611I think her most enduring memory in the general public consciousness might be David Letterman being baffled at having to host a hologram
>>150755087>stevewhile emmet and terarrrian could work, the major flaw is how the hell is steve getting calced>samusif she DOES come back, it's a coin flip of her getting a stomp (master chief) or being stonped (mega man x/firefly)>frierenkinda underwhelming match spread and she also has the "big fish, small pond" problem>constantineaside from raidou, i don't know fuckass about his other possible fights
https://g1-team.com/2020/04/18/death-battle-predictions-cable-vs-booster-goldBruh, when they reuploaded the blogs they removed Otto's part lol
WHO ELSE IS A HOPECHAD?SuperHOPEKratos the God of HOPE
>>150755739
>>150755739J.C
>>150755431This wiki's dumb
>>150754687This isn't even a secondary take, this is like... A septuplary take or something.There's no such thing as a poorly stablished canon in Touhou, only someone who never engaged with anything but Doujins would think that.Some times ZUN takes ideas from the Fandom (Like the vampires having adaptative regeneration) but that's rare.
>>150755138D-DIObros... S-she was supposed to get eliminated early!
>MOGS your favorite Superman actor
>>150755087>Team Wiz lostKWAB
>>150751869Have Spawn rip Kratos in half, it’s still shocking to me that throughout the years Spawn kept up with everybody else in the shadows
>>150755998Spawn didn't "keep up" he's had no new shit since the 90s. He's just very lucky Death Battle both interpreted a "regen" feat of his wrong and that Ghost Rider for all the Marvelwank is a jobber
>>150753619Bros this event is so weird, not only is the paneling and wording weird as fuck but Shazam got fucking one shotted by some random monster bitches it’s so bad
Ichigo vs Maka when?
Friendly Reminder that Sakuya canonically beats Chimata, who after the events of Touhou 18 used her powers to eliminate all concept of ownership across all of Gensokyo, heaven, and Hell (Places of infinite scope btw) this made it so all the pre existing Touhou characters ( more specifically Youkai and Gods) ran the risk of disappearing or losing their identities. And the only way to fix this was by making a fortune telling book inspired in Gensokyo... Book that canonically was sold both in Gensokyo and in real life, This Incident represented ZUN's own worries of forgetting about his characters and the CANON book that exist both in our world and Gensokyo is proof of Chimata being powerful enough to affect the real world.
>>150756018Spawn Armageddon came out in 2007, which is where they scaled like all of his universal stuff from
>>150756096All that and they still can't bust a single wall
Digimon GAPES Yugioh and Pokemon btw
Lightning-chan is so strong
>>150756149A regular T-rex solos the entirety of Pokemon that isn't a feat
>>150756152Kratos bros….
>>150756152Wonder Woman sisters...
Jotarobros surely our EOH counterpart can last more than 5 seconds....
>>150754021>hulk and godzilla out of nowhereLOL
>>150756152Wonder Woman has better feats
So did G1 actually speedran through Buffy's novels and comics in the span of three weeks?If so do you think they'll release their blog literal hours before the episode drops?
>>150756293>"infinite">takes a while to just destroy a mountainlol
>>150756293>Statement fraudulence vs FeatCHAD
>>150756293>infinite power>only destroys a mountainLightning wins
Should a Kiryu battle (Yakuza) use his game models, or be live action?
>>150755755BBC defeats her
fuck, is there any female character who can beat Toriyama's waifu?
>>150756593Depends on who he fights
>>150756597Bayonetta vs Lightning?
>>150756594>her
>>150756097That's almost 20 years anon...>>150756630He literally has a woman's hand to be fair
>>150756623>City Buster-nettaShe loses even if you give her Queen Sheba.
>>150756630If you look like a woman,you are a woman as far as big black bulls are concerned.
>>150756593If not even RGG Studio can find an actor for Kiryu that actually looks like him, then I doubt Death Battle will be any different, better to keep that shit 3D
>>150754522How the fuck haven't they privated this out of shame yet
>>150756668I mean if they're going to keep GVS2, Krasura is nothing
What the FUCK is an outerverse?
>>150756723Fodder
>Buffy and Blade didn't speak during the trailerHuh, I expected to hear some audio given the latter quips a lotIt'd be weird if the episode had them both be mute
>>150756723Cannon fodder that Kratos would slash through and that shitter cosmologies like FRAUDvel and DCeks are made out of
>>150753994Didn't the team like this fight idea?
Just had sex. Death Battles for this feel?
>>150755739Hope is cringe.
>>150756839>thought Kratos, as he was recovering from the ordeal of bending those mere metal bars to save his friend
Akoya Seishu "The Executioner" vs Frank Castle, The Punisher.How would it go?
>>150756959>those iron bars being the fundamental law of Valhalla>a domain that was incomprehensible to the gods>the same gods who could casually destroy infinitely sized cosmic realms beyond time and space several layers into outerFUARKROOO!!!! STRONGtos!!!
>>150756977>t.Rajeet from Indiameanwhile, the people who made the game will tell you they were just some bars, like how Kratos flipping the temple was just him flipping a temple LMAO
>>150756983>d-daddy Bruno will show y-Mimir literally stated Kratos broke Valhalla, straight up broke the entire realm doing that and that's even what visually happens.
>>150756973I'd hope Frank fries that faggot
Bardock loses to THIS?
>>150756870
>Bruno seetheHi, Aresbro.
Guys, I'm a shipping daughter. What do you think about my OTP:Dante x VergilSasuke x ItachiBaki x Yujiro
>>150756096>Friendly Reminder that Sakuya canonically beats Chimata, who after the events of Touhou 18 used her powers to eliminate all concept of ownership across all of Gensokyo, heaven, and Hell (Places of infinite scope btw)Based Commiesmasher.
>>150757219The only person I ship Baki with is me
>>150757219Sasuke x Naruto would be better (only if one of them is a chick)
>Kuro has a kidHalbros... our response??
>>150757219>"daughter" Fuck off, Francis. We're not calling you a girl.
>>150751869The main 3 contenders consist of;>SeiyaMost similar to Kyle v Simon. Kratos calls Seiya a ‘foolish BOI’ as he tries to gut him with the Blade of Olympus, just for Seiya to pull an, “I DON’T CARE WHAT POWER YOU HAVE I CAN PUSH MYSELF FURTHER BEYOND!!!” before punching the Blade of Olympus to shards to which we get a shocked Kratos reaction image, before Seiya punches Kratos’ atoms to death.>Wonder WomanKratos gets seal clubbed by someone who actually has the feats his wankers put him at. Kratos’ whole ‘Be a Better Man!’ shpiel earns him the brunt of Diane’s shield to his teeth with she gives the obvious, “I’m no man” retort. Diane then gores him, and takes Atreus to Themyscira or something for maximum humiliation.Alternatively, you replace Wonder Woman with Marvel Thor for about the same result. Have Thor say something like, “You’re no god. Barely even a man…”>Spawn, again.Spawn gores Kratos, calling the whole Better Man copypasta out for being shallow, meaningless drivel that exists to be quoted by insecure losers who don’t actually want to better themselves through their actions.Unfortunately Kratos’ most popular MU now is against either Dante or Doomslayer.
>>150752063
>>150756154T-GOD STOMPED this house.
>>150754390>PPG's vs Nolan and Marknolan and mark get destroyed
>>150757261Kratosfags aren't ready for Marvel's Thor.
>>150757261>gets used as a personal onahole for amazoniansAtreus is so lucky.....
Chadchad chadCHADchad. KEKAROOOOO! One shot gaped outerversal no-diff JOB SOLO'D. Scaling crossover feats acid resistance soul hax?KEKARONI! Planet destruction weakling CHAD deitylordgodkingemperor cuck cuck cuck!
>>150757003Proof?
>>150757343Sorry Randy, my blood doesn’t consist of salsa and sour cream to know which Goku variant that is.
>>150757261>Spawn gores Kratos, calling the whole Better Man copypasta out for being shallow, meaningless drivel that exists to be quoted by insecure losers who don’t actually want to better themselves through their actions. That's laughably petty. Why would he be so mad at Kratos for something some faggots on the internet write?
I may have lost but I still hate women
>>150757375Nowadays Kratos and Spawn both have the, “Be better” shpiel, but Spawn is far less preachy and actually takes action while Kratos is content to sit in his wife’s hut moping and being ordered around by other people.If Spawn v Kratos 2 went the Goku v Superman ‘previous fights are canon’ route, Spawn would absolutely find Nu-Kratos way more annoying.
>>150757436We know, Ruby.
>>150756152GoW's planet Earth would've tanked that btw
>>150757440Is that Kratos sprite from the phone game?
Who's in need of a fraud check the most right now?
>>150757449Would not surprise me.Death Battle used to be REALLY lazy with their sprite selections.Like how they picked the absolute worst DK sprite in fucking existence for DK v Knuckles. Or Sindel.
>>150757463Whoever your favorite character is.
>>150757463Anything popular
>>150757472My HERO Dante is no fraud
>>150756690What's wrong with GVS2?
>>150756951 GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>150757357Who is this guy?
>>150757490If Dante wasn’t a fraud, why did DMCfags run a whole grift of faking Chinese Mobile Game translations to keep up the illusion that DMC was a 9-D setting?https://web.archive.org/web/20250128170922/https://vsbattles.com/threads/devils-do-cry-peak-of-conspiracy.160099/#post-6129713I’ll give Dantefags a smidge of credit, at least they grifted hard enough they were successful at gaslighting people into thinking DMC was some Uber-Overpowered setting.Kratosfags have to suck up to forum admins to get abusable mod status to keep people from calling them out.
>>150757493It got unlisted for a hot minute before getting re-listed. Probably from backlash.GvS2 is disliked because it hypes Goku up as the better character compared to the ‘boring and overpowered Superman’ just for Superman to effortlessly win, and Goku gets told he has no chance of ever overcoming Superman’s power.It’s clear everyone who worked on GvS2 was just mad they were pushed into doing it again, and babied the losers so hard to try placating salt, just for Superman to half-assedly swat Goku like a fly anyway.
Reminder that AsuraJEETS will forever seethe because they're never getting a new game or a remaster or a rematch. The last memory of ASSura is losing to Kratos
>Reminder that AsuraJEETS will forever seethe because they're never getting a new game or a remaster or a rematch. The last memory of ASSura is losing to Kratos
>>150757642Aryan>>150757695Indian
>>150757147Has DC ever mentioned Marvel in this type of way? They had a DC universe get destroyed by black winter, they had Thor trip Clark Kent over, they had Hulk beat Doomsday in a simulation. I know Geoff John’s did that Doomsday Clock thing with Hulk dying defending Superman
Remember when some of you retards wanted to do your own VS show but couldn't animate worth a shit? kek
>>150753864>Faster than light>City level>Can tank most attack>Blitz everyone The thing that is remotely true is silver eyes , even then you think yuji give a fuck ? No he gonna bash her teeth in (rip my waifu) cursed energy or no cursed energy
>>150754078>Jaune's a dumbass and not as "super powered" as the rest of RWBYJaune is fun character in a sense that he's SUPPOSED to be the comic relief guy but the writers are so incompetent that they end up glazing him by pure accident>never even knew what Aura was until Pyrrha unlocked it during initiation, somehow still has massive amounts of it>still managed to fight against Grimm in the said initiation with zero training>didn't even bother training until month after being admitted in, somehow caught up to the level of his peers like RWBY who had trained for years in just a few months>writers give him "healing" Semblance that lets him replenish Aura and heal people to mock him>Because the said semblance also works on him, this makes Jaune incredibly broken since he in theory has unlimited Aura, can boost his stats and heal himself indefinitely>Survived 20 years of mental isolation in another dimension when Ruby ended up suiciding in a day>also has 20 years of combat experience from Ever After Jaune would unironically stomp any of the RWBY girls in 1v1 despite being the joke character and its hilarious
>>150757713The Sun God isn't literally Superman but expies have happened across both publishersChristopher Priest introduced an evil Black Panther expy called the Red Lion who's basically "What if T'Challa was a "President for Life" and Wakanda was a shithole"
>>150757757based
Kratos>AsuraShovel Knight>KratosScrooge McDuck>Shovel KnightTherefore Scrooge Mcduck> Kratos & AsuraHow the fuck is some old duck so fucking strong? I don't understand
>>150757773>He thinks Scrooge is strongSEND IN ARMOR ABS KRABS
>>150757757cringe
>>150757261>Seiyawill respectfully kill Kratos>Wonder Woman will respectfully kill Kratos>Spawnwill respectfully kill Kratos
My hero had BETTER be annihilated respectfully or I will make a VERY heated debunking episode...
>>150757850diochad...
I WISH THAT SWAIN COULD SAVE ME NOOOOOOOW
>>150754078YOU TAKE THAT BACK FAGGOT , SOKKA ISNT JUST "SOME GUY" HE'S THE ONE WHO PLANNED THE WHOLE FIRELORD CASTLE ASSAULT AND STOP OZAI PLAN FROM BURNING THE REST OF THE WORLD TO CRISP WHEN METEOR ARRIVED PLUS HE MANAGED TO GET HIS DADDY TO BREAK OUT FROM THE MOST MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON IN FIRE NATION WHILE JAUNE GET HIS ASS KICKED BY MUTE BPD GIRL . SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
>>150757850Dominic Dante McClelland...
>>150751714
>>150754174HXH'S NEN MOGGED RWBY RETARDED MAGIC SYSTEM RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
doesn't Lightning beat Wonder Woman
victims.
If your hero doesn't have a child, then she/he is a jobber
>>150757919>Puru victim
Nero (DMC) has to fight Yakumo (Ninja Gaiden), or at least Viola (Bayonetta). The three successors.
>>150757735Still loses to Casey Jones
I....I don't have any impressive feats on screen.
>>150757890Sokka,calm down...
>>150758224Ozai....
Reminder.Zuko LOST to Azula
>>150758255...s cheating.They fought only once after Zuko unlocked Dragon Powers, and before Azula came up with the "duh im crazy now" excuse, in Boiling Rock. Zuko won.
>>150758267*The Southern Raiders
>>150758267>Cheating>Zuko said himself he couldn't beat Azula unless she's emotionally crackedFRAUDko....
>>150753454Unfortunately Jaune beats Sokka. That MU only exists because of a RWBY Vol 1 Commentary where Monty offhandedly compares Jaune to Sokka for some reason.Jaune’s BEST matchup is pic related.
>>150758287I need Orihme to die in a DB for ruining Bleach
https://www.reddit.com/r/GODZILLA/comments/1lz9f1t/my_2025_gfest_matt_frank_commission/Look at this cute crossover with Godzilla and Galacta
>>150758340>RedditHmm... Nyo
>>150758224Kratos...
>>150758382Kratos at least flipped over a temple. That's kinda impressive compared to most videogame characters.
>>150757713Couple times
>>150757713I believe these goobers were meant to spoof the Avengers (maybe the Ultimate Avengers?)
>>150757885>Swain
>>150757735>Jaune would unironically stomp any of the RWBY girls in 1v1 despite being the joke character and its hilariousMy hate for this faggot just grows and grows without any upper limits, holy shit...
>>150758287I need Jaune to die in a DB for ruining RWBY
Sakuya Izayoi... you really are... The Perfect and Elegant Maid.
>>150757735>Jaune would unironically stomp any of the RWBY girls in 1v1 despite being the joke character and its hilariousThat's just objectively wrong.
Anybody else hate how Death Battle always uses feats from multiple different continuities rather than just using one?
>>150758659yeah, Godzilla and Dragon Ball are getting kinda coddled there, they should stick to one version like they do with Marvel 616 or whatever the Prime Universe of DC is called this week.
Suk would win.
>>150757735>never even knew what Aura was until Pyrrha unlocked it during initiation, somehow still has massive amounts of itAnd? That just makes him naturally tankier than normal. It doesn't mean he's naturally gifted or a good fighter.>still managed to fight against Grimm in the said initiation with zero trainingOh you mean those fights where Pyrrha did all the work.>didn't even bother training until month after being admitted in, somehow caught up to the level of his peers like RWBY who had trained for years in just a few monthsIn no way is that even suggested. In every Vol he is shown to be notably less impressive than his peers.>Because the said semblance also works on him, this makes Jaune incredibly broken since he in theory has unlimited Aura, can boost his stats and heal himself indefinitelyTheoretically. Practically he has never done this and there is no suggestion he could do this (since he keeps getting BTFO after getting his semblance).>also has 20 years of combat experience from Ever AfterLiteral kiddy land where there was 1 actually dangerous thing, and he spent most of that time babysitting a bunch of suicidal bits of cardboard.>Jaune would unironically stomp any of the RWBY girls in 1v1 despite being the joke character and its hilariousIn his dreams maybe.>>150758618I need Jaune to die in RWBY proper because I can't fucking stand him anymore.
>>150758678The only good thing about this fight would be Sukuna getting the 10 shadows and Mahoraga adapting to The World while time is frozen.Also all the people who argue Dio could win is pretty funny.
>>150757713Oh yeah all the time
>>150754621>2hu [headcanon] againspell card system bitch. sakuya has wider overall timehax but they're closer in strength otherwise.
>>150758678What would the reaction be if they made the episode and he did?
Show me Kratos havint to pay taxes.You can't
>>150758631
ENTERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>150758810Show me Kratos not being a fraud wanked by dicksucking retards.You can't!
>>150758810Kratos was a Spartan, he was likely killing slaves (Helots)
>>150758749there is no thing called spellcard system in touhou. do you mean spellcard rules? they just mean that characters can't kill their opponent or use instawin abilities, not that they must play laser tag. every fight in touhou is still valid for scaling.
>>150758224GODzai the Phoenix KING
>>150758869
>>150756152Speed feats?
>>150758810Kratos is BROKE
I'm already tired of defending Sakuya when she's my least favorite playable character. Can we pretend Reimu got in instead
>>150758869>Homosexual delusionsAsurajeet...
I just lost my virginity.
>>150757906Only the most ghetto nigger from Chicago could satisfy that.
>>150759023GokuCHAD btw.
>JORGE JOESTAR (ジョージ・ジョースター Jōji Jōsutā) is a novel written and illustrated by Otaro Maijo. The cover depicting George Joestar II and a young Lisa Lisa was drawn by Hirohiko Araki.>JORGE JOESTAR is referenced in All Star Battle in a mirror match of Kars against himself. Kars quotes the Parallel World version of himself from Chapter 16, stating "I am alive! My body didn't die, but my life is just as weak and fragile as before".CANON
>>150759022Dicksucker detected. Opinion rejected.
>>150756973Assuming both sides have their standard equipment when out killing the bad-uns?An unarmoured Akoya in Asura was already tanking blows from Haruo even after Haruo's mid-fight power-up, who has been shown to be able to knock holes in walls in his base form. With equipment, it's further stacked in favour of him.Omega Akoya might just stomp thanks to his feat of knocking out Willem - Superman Syndrome, Wu physiology - in a single attack while covered in second-degree burns. His feat of killing an injured Lu Tian who can't seem to turn off his 96% Guihun properly is also ridiculously impressive.
>>150759031Still loses to 'kuya
>>150759077post her resisting plot had
>>150758807Probably a good deal of confusion, since Sukuna likely wouldn't have anything to permanently put down DIO short of maybe tricking DIO into getting possessed by Sukuna.At the same time, I can't really think of anything that would work for DIO to put down Sukuna, so maybe that is the more likely scenario.Imagine Sukuna's sorcery but also with the power of The World (and if you want to take it further Sukuna could put DIO's notes on Heaven to fruition too).
>>150756149I like the new game where the protag carries a gun that deals massive damage
>>150758749>spell card system bitchThe Grimorie of Usami already debunked this shit. The characters can cause real fires and even kill people on accident with the power of their spell cards and actively need to hold back in the Danmaku fireworks festival.Marisa even states that she needed to create a non lethal version of her old spell cards because the real ones are just too much to display in front of the human villagers safely.>they're closer in strengthDIO needs 20 minutes of chain scaling to get to Mountain level Sakuya scales to that just by virtue of fighting against Marisa (who's base power is enough to reduce mountains to ash) something she did on her first appearance.
There is NOTHING wrong with losing to a woman.
you can keep my pages, it even has my autograph in it
>>150759217DIO...
>>150759068Unarmored Akoya likely just gets shot by the Punisher
There is NOTHING wrong with stomping a man.
>>150759246Diana...
I cause fandom of my series to seethe just by existing...
StatementsGODS, how are we feeling?
ENTER GODranklin!!!
Is the Jojo manga worth reading?
>>150759306Why were Jeansisters and Wandasisters seething at the insinuation that he might be more powerful than them?
>>150759329Phantom Blood to Vento Aureo, I would say no. I don't like Araki's art and the awkward positions he draws characters in
>>150759306Good times.
>>150759306Is he a mutant again yet?
>>150759306>ACK!!!
>>150759331Most powerful muties getting mogged by baby that turned out to be NOT a mutie is rough on ego
>>150759239The prompt didn't specify distance or location, but the ideal situation for unarmoured Akoya is having Frank within his reach, where he could just punch Frank before he could pull the trigger.That said, even Ryuki was able to aim-dodge bullets from trained Worm soldiers, so Akoya should be able to do the same.
>>150759331Becasue every powerscaler seethes at any character stronger than their guy. Shippers seem no different
The infinite corridor isn't real.Instead it is a hypnotic passage way that prevents the target from being able to fly straight.It says as much in the Magic Team scenario.It was more or less just invoked to waste the their time rather than trap them in perpetuity.
> both are teenagers with assistance from supernatural entities that no one else can see who have powers that allow them to defeat enemies by untraceable means, but only so long as they have that person's real name. > both do high profile crimes that get their actions a lot of media attention, and if they shared a universe they would both be aware of AND oppose the actions of the other on principal > you don't have to justify anything, they would naturally target each otherIf Light figures out Joker's identity first, Joker dies. If Joker figures out Light's identity first, within a couple of days Light suffers a forced change of heart and turns himself in as Kira. Kira's win condition is faster to take effect, but Joker has a much larger support network to help investigate and hide his identity and if you put them two of them in a room I'm reasonably confident that Joker wins a brawl even without a Persona to spam magic attacks on his behalf.
>>150759331Defective women despise children and babies more than anything else
>>150759396>inb4 rpg mechanics to resist instant death
>>150759381Akoya wouldn't be dealing with the average shotgun-wielding gunman in this matchup, but it also depends on Frank's portrayal
>>150759396>Joker has a much larger support network to help investigate and hide his identityIt's pointless because Joker has literally zero means to track down Light other than just randomly guessing. There's no reason he'd ever suspect or even have Light as one of his suspects especially since Light has a good public image so there wouldn't be any requests for him. Futaba can't really help and she's the most valuable real world member of the Thieves since Kira has no real personal online presence she can exploit, Sae and the adults are near completely useless in P5 as well.>Joker wins a brawl even without a Persona Joker literally gets beaten up by real world women and is just a normal vaguely athletic teenager in the real world, Light at the very least seems to have some martial arts skill.
>>150759435Frank has pretty insane feats, the most terrible of them being the Unlimited Ennis Works that turns everyone inside it into a copy of Frank
>>150759448Garth Ennis vs Shirou Emiya when?
>>150759435Did Frank sneak a sip of the super soldier serum when nobody was looking?
>>150752049The guy in the your pic is watching a girl take a fat orge shit btw.
>>150759239Akoya is capable of dodging fire from pointblank range and is overall much faster than Punisher.The issue of course is that if you use DB retard logic instead of the countless fights where Daredevil beats his jobbing ass you get Punisher being able to land shots on Spider-Man or other superhumans.
>>150757261Dante mocks him for being lame, while flinging himself with his hyper mobility. Slayer just gores him
How would Dante mock Kratos? Make fun of the whole better man thing, the fraudulent FTL-feat or cuckpost?
>>150752049Can't do the time, don't do the crime
>>150759474Akoya isn't faster than a bullet. He's faster than the man firing the bullet. Don't but or if me, that's the premise of Kuroki's pre-initiative and Kuroki would shit in Akoya's mouth. Frank is a lot faster on the draw and more accurate to boot, than the average nameless manga goon
>>150759520Dante would probably make fun of him for being pasty and Kratos wouldn't say anything until after the fight about the nature of it.
>>150759443> It's pointless because Joker has literally zero means to track down Light other than just randomly guessing. Not entirely. There is Chihaya.
>>150759520Dante should fight Greek Keaton
>>150757261Why do we want seiya again? I see the irony of calling him a literal who when we had Asura but still
>>150759393retard. the hypnotic part was an illusion cast by reisen inside the corridor. but reisen didn't make the corridor, kaguya did. it's said multiple times that it's infinite, and it's even still there years later
>>150759556I'm a Seiyafag and I don't want him in Death Battle either
>>150759554Keaton? who's Keaton? I meant to say Kratos. Kratos doesn't even sound a little like Keaton
>>150759556Spics
>>150759584Keaton Batman GAPES Dante
>>150759541Okay, and Akoya is faster than Punisher, so there's really no issue here. Not to mention...what Kuroki ultimately does, or what Niko does, allows them to effectively dodge or parry bullets.>Frank is a lot faster on the draw and more accurate to bootThe guy had his gun out and loaded literally inches away from Akoya's neck, I don't care if it's a random goon, Frank isn't hitting him unless you give him retard Spider-Man scaling
>>150759590More like listfag
>>150759616>Listsissy hates KINGtosExpected
>>150759541>>150759608We're gonna have to compare Akoya's dodging skills to Daredevil's, because Daredevil manages to evade Frank's shots plenty of times while also aim-dodging.
>>150759608I don't think Akoya is so much faster that Frank doesn't have a shooter's chance if there's distance between them and he survives long enough to get a read on him while using a light machine gun. Or the opportunity to use a grappling hook to create distance and set up traps. There's a hard limit to Akoya's reaction time and Niko's bullet trick wouldn't work on an automatic rifle
I always feel better after shitting especially if it's a big one.
I forget. Was springtrap on team boomstick
>>150759700Pooping a footlong and your first toilet paper wipe coming out squeaky clean is up there with one of those 10 second long farts after you've been holding gas all day
>>150759703Yes and he has immunity anyway
>>150759643from what I know about Bullseye if DD can even fight him then he's above Akoya
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>>150759688>Niko's bullet trick wouldn't work on an automatic rifleI'm gonna be talking about Niko, but didn't Inaba manage to parry machine gun fire with his hair in that one panel? I'm sure Niko could do it if he had a bunch of chains on hand.
>>150759725Am I petty if I want him to lose or expect him to lose
>>150759733If his arms were guarded by something bullet resistant then yeah. Inaba parried subsonic tommy gun shots albeit from way up close. Being an assassin with high functioning autism I'm sure he's trained do block bullets precisely like that
>>150759734He's winning lil bro, better accept it now
>>150759643Akoya is capable of moving his entire body and throwing out multiple blows in a fraction of a second and is several times faster than a real person. Daredevil is roughly about twice as fast as a real person according to Mad Thinker. Seems good enough for me.>>150759688Frank barely has any superhuman speed feats other than being quick on the draw which, yes, I'm not saying he wouldn't inconvenience Akoya but I don't think he'd win.Akoya also should, since this would be a life or death scenario outside of public matches, have full body armor and likely a shield that barely slows him down which means Frank will struggle immensely to land a clean shot.I also don't know how much "traps and a grappling hook" are part of Frank's regular arsenal to qualify.
>>150759751Niko's hands already needed to be bullet-resistant in the first place in order to deflect even pistol bullets, it's so fucking silly how Adamantine Kata somehow protects your skin when it's supposed to just be the muscle.
>>150759775I agree 100% on the adamantine kata but IIRC it's Niko's wrist and forearm bones that deflected the bullets, no? It's bro science I think>>150759770I think dodging Spidey is Frank's speed gambit here. If he can dodge Spidey he can at least try to put distance between himself and Akoya. And it's true that he'd have body armor in a street encounter but we don't know how well it would stand up to a machine gun. Akoya got shot once while wearing his first armor but I don't remember how much damage it did, and his second armor didn't really do a whole lot
>>150759825Thanks for the correction.>It's bro science I thinkAlso true, but you'd think Sandro would care to note the mechanisms of his bro science, or that skin isn't muscle.Even Baki, which otherwise is wilder and more fantastical, has Katsumi exploding his forearm, because that's just what high velocities do to the human body.
>>150759878I don't know if it's intentional from Daromeon or not, but skin in Kengan rather looks like it's some kind of thick rubber instead of a thin tissue
>>150759878Baki also didn't pussyfoot around bullets. Oliva, Hanayama and Pickle just tanked them
>>150759936Pickle even dodged a bullet without knowing what a gun was.
>>150759936The real question is what the hell Frank Castle could do against a 17-year-old Yujiro in the Vietnam War.
>>150759954Damn that lines up well with the timelines. Well Yujiro was pretty good at guerrilla warfare right?
>>150759217Asura...
>>150759825Frank should just not scale to Peter, like at all. Spidey either heavily holds back against Frank, or Frank's justification for winning is that he's had ample time to study Spidey or prepare traps well in advance. And this is the encounters where Frank wins, Spidey usually just demolishes him, or people way weaker and slower than Peter like Daredevil do it.
