Will Simpsons get crushed or will it get boosted like another Barbenheimer
Neither of these movies matter
>>150754248I don't know but it's fucking weird and this time they are clearly rival movies.
>>150754248>boomers vs zoomers
>>150754248>zombie show vs Minecraftyeah naw this ain't gonna be the Barbenheimer remix
>>150754248Simpcraft
>>150754248Time traveler here, the Minecraft movie does surprisingly bad and is basically considered the turning point in the relevance of the franchise. The Simpsons Movie does even worse and gets panned really hard with reviews especially panning the voice performances, and it makes Fox finally decide to stop renewing the series, which ends in 2029 as per its last contract.You guys aren't ready for the Simpsons final episode by the way, it's actually good for reasons that almost nobody was expecting, but I won't spoil any more than that.
i genuinely can't tell which one will be worse
Real time traveler here. One of the main Simpsons cast members dies between now and the release. The movie will be the franchise’s final farewell.
>>150754281None of this matters
>>150754537a man is holding a gun and demands you enter the theatre room 1 is featuring the simpsons 2, room 2 is featuring minecraft movie 2.which room do you enter.inb4 plead for death
>>150754248movie theater janitors are finding it impossible to sleep in fear of the SPIDER-PIG JOCKEY!!!
>>150754635I don't see the simpsons showing devolving into a full scale riot because homer said CHICKEN JOCKEY so I'm taking the simps
>>150754511>spoilerThere's a revelation that the zombie era was Springfield being in Purgatory after everyone died in the first movie, isn't there?>>150754635Simpsons 2 I guess, I've never watched the show in any of its eras but I remember liking the first movie as a youngster.
>>150754635Simpsons 2 since the hate for the show is overblown
third time traveler here, the 2 time travelers above were both telling the truth, but both of their posts shifted the timeline drastically and I went back in time to fix it, we MUST put an end to both of these movies, the simpson jockey meme brings forth the end of the world as we know it and we CANNOT LET THESE MOVIES RELEASE. HEED MY WARNING AND DON'T LET EITHER OF THEM RELEASE.
>>150754635Simpsons no contest. Did you not see the riots during the last Minecraft movie?
>>150754670>>150754652yes but did you consider that if they say chicken jockey again you might see a niggers jaw get dislodged which will be more funny than anything in the simpsons movie
>>150754635Simpsons 2 just feels like the safer bet. At most i'll be offended by a bad joke, or Lisa being preachy. MC2 I, bare minimum, will have my ear drums blasted by some broccoli cut Zoomer/Gen Alpha fucker that thinks Jack Black saying "ENDER DRAGON" Is the second coming of christ.
>>150754537Minecraft, no doubtI've never seen a production team hate itself so much for what they are making and yet be so widely rewarded by itIt's like the cinematic experience of paying for a desperate cheap hooker, getting blue balls and then end up with the both of you crying in different corners of the room just to re-schedule the same experience for next week
>>150754720i was getting into xfiles and i ran across an episode where jackblack gets killed by a hick that can manipulate lightning.struck his ass with fucking lightningand I was just thinking how much better things would be if it actually happened.
>>150754720>"ENDER DRAGON"Can't believe I'm arguing continuity here, but I seem to remember that the first movie had signs that this Steve has already killed her
>>150754635Simpsons, easily. Just to see what the animation is like.
>>150754248>BARBENHEIMER 2.0???>NEXT BARBENHEIMER???>COULD THIS BE ANOTHER BARBENHEIMER???SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>150754248Minecraft 2 will destroy it.
>>150754691you are quite an optimistic fellow
>>150754635they made the minecraft movie bad on purpose to milk ironic enjoyment. the sequel will be more of the same and i refuse to support that mindset.but disney owns the simpsons, so minecraft 2 it is.
>>150754789>Minecraft is about some randos getting isekaied into magic world where all the adventure already happened and now they are getting sloppy secondsYup, feels about right
>>150754635Simpsons 2
>>150754248how.. the fuck. the first one JUST came out.>July 2027... okay what? you're planning this shit that far in advance? how do you know how long it'll take? Movies do not work that way. they don't respect schedules.
>>150754511Minecraft hasn't been relevant since it was bought out.also I'm not watching the final Simpsons episode unless they un-recast all the minorities>>150754720there is no gen A, and there never will be. But even if there were going to be, it would take MUCH longer than this to become a generation, given how long the few Zs who reproduce are taking before they have kids.
>>150754248SPIDER JOCKEY
>>150754248If Minecraft 2 introduces Herobrine then it's over for the yellow fucks
Is Minecraft 2 also written and directed by Jared Hess? if so it'll make bankSimpsons 2 won't do as well
>>150754248The Boomersons are about to get a hardcore reality check on their relevance in current year.
>>150754248>Will [Old as shit cartoon that literally no one gives a fuck about] get crushed by [most successful game ever adaptation]Can't even imagine
For 1 second i feared thry would make a live action simpson film with him as homer
>>150755885>Will [Old as shit cartoon that literally no one gives a fuck about] get crushed by [most successful game ever adaptation]The Super Mario Bros Movie made way more money than Minecraft
>>150756074First of all it didn't make "way more". Second, obviously a cartoon for children is going to make more money than live action aimed at children. Third, what's your point?
>>150754789There are ingame mechanics to respawn the thing. Though I think they involve killing the Wither.
>>150754248>>150754511>>150754635please please please please please let both movies crash and burnPLEASE let the theaters go up in flames and have 10 TDK-styled shooters for both movie premiers PLEASE let tens of thousands of lives end unnecessarily short by these actions, yes I WILL accept the blood on my hands PLEASE let there be hundreds of millions of dollars in lost profits and property damage all around as humanity revolts at the turning point of society
>>150756299>please please please please please let both movies crash and burnI don't know about Simpsons but Minecraft is obviously not flopping
>>150756317eh, oh well
>>150754661>I've never watched the show in any of its eraswhat the fuck is wrong with you man
>>150754642RIP
>>150754635Simpsons easily, it'll be met with an apathetic audience while Minecrap's crowd will be gen alphas screeching brain rot memes
>>150754635Minecraft 2. I'd never watch Zombie simpsons.
>>150754248>OHH YEAH IM STEVEvs>Doh! I'm average boomer man zoomers only vaguely know I exist but don't watch my show!
>>150754907It is Barbenheimer 2: Electric BoogalooA total flop that will make every marketer involved reconsider their profession
>>150754248I don’t think anyone cares about a Simpsons movie anymore. Minecraft I can see doing well for memes again. The only way I see the simpsons movie doing well is if people go all out on meme culture and dress up the character's like Moe and Flanders going to the movie and reaction in character like Ned prays and shouts dear lord no during the movie. Moe sitting down alone being depressed that he went to the movies alone. Oh and Krusty with a note pad stealing any and all jokes. Props to anyone that goes as Barney and gets shitfaced in the theather.
>>150754248Only adults care about simpsons. While mi minecraft is for everyone
>>150755692>Minecraft hasn't been relevant since it was bought out.>Over 204 million monthly active users as of 2025.
>>150754248>(presumably) 2D animated adult movie>pitting it against minecraftanimation-is-cinema-bros, we’re getting raped again…
>>150758891That’s a lie I’m an adult and I don’t care about ether.
They need to get AI because the main cast of Simpsons VA all sound fucking terrible now (except Yeardley because thats just how she sounds).
>>150754248>SLOP 2>GARBAGE 2Wow I don't care (yet I cared enough to reply, curious)>I... am CHICKEN JOCKEY (loud air sirens as people employed by the theater start throwing popcorn around) vs. whatever reheated 2014-era meme crawled out of the asshole of an unpaid Fox intern to be forced as Spiderpig 2.0
