>Get out, you belong in a garbage canHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>150754719I respond by not even knowing his real name.
>>150754719>But I'm already there.
>>150754719rape him
>>150754918We already talk about this anon, you can't rape all your problems.
>>150754963you wanna get raped?
I don't want to have to kill youThey'll find out and I will feel blueLike to take all the skin off your faceLike to smash all your brains with a vaseWish I could be a fly in your headLay my eggs that will rise from the deadLay my eggs that will rise from the deadAhAħAƟAȟAɦAͰ|AҢAh
I like how Nathan was the only one with a good relationship with his parents.
>>150754719why shouldn't you be mad? It's healthy to be mad after that.>>150755184yeah that was funny as shit. Their families were goddamn hilarious beginning to end.>She fell asleep and the heater broke, and her foot got so frosbitten, it turned black! like.. like a black person's foot!>MOM!>No not anything mean toward black people, just that's the color it was.>UGH!>And anyway, black people's feet are PINK on the bottom!
>>150754719"You must feel like a complete failure for raising a kid you despise this much. I know deep down you still love me, and you're going to keep tabs on what I do. So get ready to feel like shit, because I'm gonna make you proud. And when that happens, I'm gonna be big about it, and make you feel even worse."but realistically, you just cower. because he's your dad, and when he says to be quiet, you do as he says. That's how it worked with me. He did feel like shit later, though. and while I never became any kind of success, I did neglect to develop an alcohol addiction, so despite never making a third of the money he made, I had enough money to help pay for his dental implants and shit.
>>150754719Huh. That's a tough one. I guess I respond by becoming one of the greatest musicians of all time, a man whose skill could tear god from his throne in the heavens.
>>150754719"HA! Good one, Dad. See you at Thanksgiving!"
>>150754719>I fucked your wife
I love this line. It's worded so strangly while being grammatical.
>>150754918he doesn't deserve my dick
>>150754719You should tells hims to go fucks himself
>>150754719What's weird is Pickles still worked with him when Dethklok "broke up" for a week.It was fun watching Pickles bark orders at him and treat him like the help, and him just take it.
>>150754719>Pickles' brother Seth is a complete piece of shit>Literally the only member of the family who told Pickles "I love you."
>>150758550It's a lie, Seth is a complete sociopath and set up a rush marriage just to take more shit from his brother.
>>150754719>hey, I got an idea. Lets have a rock talk.