Surely we'll live forever, no? anyways, who wins between Gamzee and Dave?
You could just not like a idiot try to piss off the jannies by calling it a general and the threads would be the same.
Hopefully this universe is the one we find out if it got picked up in
andrew hussie likes big clown penis
I'M READY FOR ANIMATED KINOSTUCK(for the love of god please let the pilot get greenlit)
dave and i wont elaborate
Alright, current progress update for the shitpost, Terezi's boring-ass outfit was easy to depict if hard to make look good, but I think I handled it fine enough. Ok, now who do I add over Misato? I was thinking either Roxy, Mom Lalonde, or maybe the Condesce, but I am open to suggestions.
>>150757616Id go with Rose or her mom desu
>>150757616Roxy would make sense here
>>150757616John pulls HIC no diff
>>150757616Mom lalonde would go hard
>>150757616please put Casey over PenPen
>>150757673Lil cal
>>150757616If you don't replace PenPen with a generic walksprite you get smote by the wrath of Gog.
>>150757616Also for Misato, Condesce or Dave.
>>150757656>HIC>HiC>Hi-CI'll put her on the label of the ecto-cooler he gets handed
Is Beyond Canon good now?
>>150757725BasedIt better be Ecto-Cooler
>>150757736Read and decide for yourself, Anon.
>>150757612belongs with dirk, yesor jade
Post your favorite DaveJades
>>150757588some staff responded with vague optimism instead of radio silencethus confirming that it is in fact more over than it has ever been
>>150757616the mayor
>>150757616WQ with rockin tits
>>150757799Oh man, putting him over PenPen would be pretty funny, actually.
Hey Dirk why did you make these guys
>>150757616Mom Lalonde fits the busty lady who you dont see the face of best here.
>>150757813Cassie needs to be there, i think. Makes more sense.The Mayor would need one of these himself than get depicted as a pet.
>>150757793why?
Is Out Of Control a good mspfa?
>>150758057nepeta off the perc
>This is the strongest evidence we have that the show will be greenlit>Going to have to deal with insufferable, irritating cycles of people speculating about whether it will be greenlit or now for months before we get an actual answerIt does make me wonder though, how many views were they expecting the pilot to actually get if 1 million views was unexpectedly high?
>>150758057equius underbite my love....
>>1507581202
>>150758120Probably 300k. 300k is the "normal" of a youtube video that has an audience.
karkat sounds terrible in the pilot
>>150758326why do u think soi thought it was funny that he sounds like dib
>>150758331i just hate how every male character sounds squeaky, especially karkat. rose's voice also feels innapropriately old in comparison and sticks out like a sore thumb which it wouldn't if it sounded like any of them had balls
do you think prisounebound will be featured in the animated show since its so good?
Renity's juicy ass.
My faggot chud misogynist racist son
good morning everyone i hope everyone is having a fantastic day!! :D <3
>>150758463Nah. Still too new, and works better independent
Do you think Andrew is trying to tell us something with the fact that he's settled into a Scarface poster color scheme now?
>>150758894i don't think many new fans have even watched that movie including me
>>150758983It's a good movie. You should watch it if you're into villains.
I stopped reading because the gay shit was getting too gay when I had to read about the alpha kidsI just got to a part where kanaya and rose are arguing because she's drunkguess I'll stop now
>>150758463Yes
>wonder whose fucking hand is on the console in the most recent HSBC update because nobody else mentioned it to my knowledge>color hexcode of the fingernail polish matches jane's text color exactlyis this what candy jane is doing now?
>>150759091Meat Jane would make more sense, they were heading there already.
>>150759091Does anyone think it's a competition between the satyrs and the octopus'? Because it just feels like the weak ass mobius double reach around reveal.
>>150759499The 64 squiddle session seems to also be happening. It'd unclear whether the kids and satyrs will join that session. I expect it could be a triple mobius spitroast where the kids kek the inklings out of their 64 session by stealing both ends of the reacharound
sleepy thread
>>150759024yeah welcome to the death point of the comic where drama is all that matters, and it never, ever gets resolved
Random headcanons on the Kids' favourite Soulsborne games.John's favourite is Dark Souls 2 unironically and he constantly defends it.Dave says his favourite is Dark Souls 2 ironically but his actual favourite is Dark Souls 3Rose's favourite is Dark Souls 1Jade's favourite is Bloodborne because...Oh you know why.
>>150757883>The Mayor would need one of these himself than get depicted as a pet.the electorate rates this statement "very true and factual"
>>150759873>no demon souls
>>150759024Nope, your thumbnail-saving ass has to read the rest of it now.
>>150759873>John's favourite is Dark Souls 2 unironically and he constantly defends it.He's literally me.
>>150759894Easily can be filled out aswell.>WQ/PM/BQ as the hoes.>AR stands in the back approving it.>CD is for some reason there.
>>150759907That's Dirks' favoriteJake and Jane's is Elden RingRoxy's is Dark Souls 1
>>150760203did he just wwalk into the thread?
>>150760203it was a belti thought he had some random shit onhes so cute
>>150760203him and his matesprit even though he doesn't know it yet
Who has the most obvious "they fucked last night" aura the next morning?Hardmore: no hatemances.My opinion: Karkat.If he got intimate with someone he loved the night before he'll be too chill to swear and it will throw people off.
>>150760499wtf are you yapping a8out
>>150760577real
>>150760577
>>150760577>>150760733>posting the high quality versions with dubs
>>150760739found a slightly more hiqh quality one
>>150760739shit sorry I posted the thumbnail version
>>150760761
>>150760820
New pages added. It's nearly entirely dialogue.Here's the highlights:Hussie starts melting down about the trolls taking over the comic.The future queen, exiled, asks Terezi to exile Jack.The trolls are struggling with their session. Karkat trolls himself several times in an attempt to prepare for the mission with Jack to exile the queen of Derse. Bonus highlight: he gets to call Vriska a fag.The exiled queen asks Vriska to steal her ring before Jack gets his hands on it, and then destroy it.It's revealed how Terezi was blinded. By Vriska, of course. Aradia shows up to brutally murder Vriska in revenge. Sollux and Eridan also get into conflict.But all that pales in comparison to the reveal Aradia makes at the end. (This is also the first reference to 'an alpha timeline' and a 'doomed timeline'.) Despite all their struggles, the trolls defeat the king of Derse and win (highlander style) the Ultimate Prize: a universe of their own making. Just before they take possession of it, a rift in another session disrupts theirs and prevents them from finishing the session.The rift Jade is accused of making.Surprise! The universe the trolls made but couldn't take possession of contains the kids' Earth. Without Rose's guide, the Earth would not have existed. Time travel!Now the trolls are hiding on an asteroid, where they have all the time in the universe to harrass the kids responsible for stranding them there.
>>150757799his name WV actually
>>150761228The rerelease doesn't link to rex duoum angelus right?
>>150761294a person can be referred to by names or titles as necessary or applicableonly he possesses the proper trappings of mayoral office, therefore his title alone is sufficient to identify him
>>150761424I have no idea what you're talking about, so signs point to yes.
>>150761439Its a very faithful fan animation of the black king fight. I didnt expect it to be included but if I were to change 1 thing in the release it would be linking that. At least as a detour option
>>150761949the low8lood is still rapea8le. amazing
>>150761949This is what Prisounebound is missingExtremely gay musical numbers
>>150762012Who's Adam?
In all seriousness what homestuck scenes would make good musical numbers (with vocals)?
>>150762131Two Minutes Notice but its Jack: Ascend.
>>150762078>musical number but with all their typing quirks enunciated>"!ns!de of evewy demon !s a wa!nbow"
Mom said it's my turn to have an animated series.
>>150762131John rise up. if they dare to rewrite the music and not just add vocals to the original song
>>150762131john: rise as a crescendo of chrous chanting the heir is rising
>>150762131[S] Reunite with your loving wife and daughter, duh
>>150762131I don't know, but if Vriska doesn't have an original rap about hypnotizing the cast, I'm going to be mad.
>>150762131Shush pap
>>150762437>crocs
>>150762437boxers??? <3
>>150762663Gamzee's boxersShe needed something to soak up all the purple dank he left in her.
>>150761434"WV" is literally two letters long.
>>150762131WV become mayor of exile town set to stomp the yard
>>150762686they're hers aren't they? they have a scalemates pattern
fem dirk, come save me fem dirk, lord knows i need a woman like fem dirk in my life.
>>150763000>cutter scarslicklicklicklicklicklicklick
>>150763043sparring scars, anon
>>150762131https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ktaftjOfdw
>>150757770
>>150762756He alchemized a pair with her beloved scalematesWore them a month straightEncrusted themMade her wear them while talking to Karkat
>>150763086to Dirk, it's the same thing
>>150763178maybe jade just needed to rape his bussy and he wouldn't have ended up with karkat
>>150763190if only it were that simple
>>150763101he got mustache cuz hes a COP
>>150763101i swear i cant find a brush for procreate that is similar to this lineart and its driving me crazy
>>150762700i do not live in fear of pressing too many of the buttons on my keyboard
>>150763444And yet, you refuse to use capitalization.
>>150763502i didn't say at the same time
>>150763541Why don't want to refer WV by his name then?
>>1507635661. never said that2. "the mayor" was clearly enough since you knew who it was3. warweary villein, wizardly vassal, wayward vagabond, and wastelandic vindicator are all also either more like titles than names or literally are titles
>>150763281kek
The breath and life symbols are bulges
>>150764634ehhhh not really
>>150764634Trolls do NOT have tentabulges.They do NOT have grubscars.Their horns are NOT erogenous.
>>150764828>I HATE FUNhaha okay 8uddy. When I slurp some troll tenta8ulge, lick my troll waifu's gru8scars, and gently SMASH HER HORNS WITH A FUCKING HAMMER (intense 8dsm), you can sit in the corner like a jade8lood and watch
>>150764828>Their horns are NOT erogenousB-but my headcanon that Equius broke his horn by jorking it tho...
>>150764828sorry anon but its canongrubscars are at least
>>150764932Your fun is the equivalent of humans movie JackassGarbage spectacle for drugged up losers
>>150764962Dubiously canon*
>>150764949My headcaon is that Nepeta broke it jorking it...
>>150764971what's your 8lood color? if it's lower the cerulean i'm gonna rape you
>>150765005CapriCUMMMIN in your haunches you spawn of a brisket
>>150765110what
>>150764828Grubscars are hot and you should rub them like the shiny part on the side of your sneakers.
>>150765004Das hot
>>150756567here u go anon. Had to crack open thee old file
>>150765151is that a smirk or a sneer?
Homestuck if it were made by Vivziepop.
>>150765228ah yes, heinoustuck my 8eloved
>>150764962Built for getting raped by Joey.
>>150765222It's a SMILE. Because he's NICE.
do you think the story would've 8een 8etter if all the kids and trolls formed a massive, 18 mem8er polycule? I think so. That way no one is sad or left out or cucked or impregnating Rose with her radioactive dog penis
>>150765151I wanna do this to Yttris he's such a cutiepatootie.How much is the game going to torture him?
>>150765275I think God should have killed you.
>>150765235It's cringekino.
Homestuck 258/2 days
>>150765367nah, just regular kino
When was the last time Heinoustuck updated?
>>150765235which one is it?
>>150765437damn that's a lot. Anyways, I'm 88 percent sure that they all follow the general same premise. I think it's a cool premise and (would 8e) excited a8out what would happen next, what John's little transformation would look like, and also where the story would go from there. Anyways I read the original and the "complete" (lol) version>>150765432HeinouStuck: Complete was last updated... 4 fucking years ago, so idk if we're gonna ever see any more of that
never ask a Satyr the species of his wife
>>150765735i was gonna say like "heh arent all the satyrs BOYS????" but then i remembered that one anime cover in ly'lacs room
>>150765851They are all boys. The joke is that the wife would be a nymph
>>150757736Its about on par with an upper tier fanventure now, which is a huge step up from where act 1 was. Also the art is pretty great.
>>150759723>The 64 squiddle session seems to also be happening. It'd unclear whether the kids and satyrs will join that session.it isnt retard, its clear this is going to be a three way session.
>>150760577this is actually just true
>>150765250*taps sign*
>>150765851Im making a prediction: Satyrs are exclusively male, Nymphs are excluesively female, the only way to reproduce is by interspecies hatefucking, and the parent of the same species of the child gets to keep it
>>150766795makes sense if their relationship based on karkat shipping chart, but it will mean that there should be john and jade likes
I've never read HSBC because I hated it on principle. but I love the little centaur chudhes so cute should I read it for him?
>>150766869and thus, any trace of homosexuality day may or may not have was destroyed
>>150767062He's literally a brony
GLITCH Presents: Homestuck the Animated Series - Created by Andrew Hussie - Animated by Vivziepop's - Starring Toby Fox as John EgbertThis is possible now as of this morning since Glitch are now co-producing/greenlighting shows from other studios through their new "Glitch Presents" program.The end of all fandoms approaches. An unholy assimilation of internet fandom cancer the likes of which has never been seen before.
>>150767198He's just Best Guy Ever's kidsona
>>150767198Sounds based.
>>150767408Just gotta sprinkle a little bit of pony in there somehow.
>>150767408Can´t wait for Doc Scratch and Caine fighting over who is narrating.
>>150767408Nah dude, you can do worse. You need a Skibidi Toilet, Cocomelon, Fortnite, Roblox, and Five Nights at Freddy's crossover.
>>150766869post the continuation at least man
>>150767584insanely based
>>150767584>You hate to see her go, but you love to watch her leave.
im still at the gay lesbian shit in act 6 intermission 5 or whatever the convoluted fuck chapter im atconfusing as fucki really like this caliborn character, I hope he kills everyoneAranea Serket is very sexymight just start searching up homestuck hentai just because of her
>HentaiDo the japanese even know about this shit
>>150767409
the trolls ruined homestuck and are the worst part of the entire comic
>>150767842ur welcum
>>150767842>and are the worst part of the entire comicin what world are the trolls worse than the alphas
>>150767584>Moustache catches fire.This is why Dad Egbert warned him to stay freshly shaven.
>>150767825Damn, you are taking risks.
>>150767842I dunno what's worse man, that we owe our entire existence to a bunch of insane polygamist pansexual aliensOr that we owe our entire existence to some girl's abandoned GameFAQs guide that those aliens read
>>150767819There's definitely some japanese Homestuck art. I wonder if any such artists have actually read it though. I think making a japaneseman read Homestuck would kill him.
>Strilonde BetasBased, 1 point>Harleybert BetasBased, 1 point>Strilonde alphasBased, 2 points>Crockglish alphasShit, still 1 point>HarryNet 0 points because he's both>TavrosBoring for now 0 points>VraskyFunny so 1 more point>YiffanyBased but also net 0 points>Ly'lacFun 1 point>SwissBased 1 pointTOTALS:5-1Strilondes are clearly the best family in Homestuck based on empirical evidence
>>150767947I'm surprised there are any translations at all, it seems like a series heavily built on wordplay and portmanteaus, there's no way that many of them translate well.
>>150767819Actually yeah. Homestuck has a surprisingly active Japanese fanbase to the point that there was even a Japanese fansub version of the Pilot uploaded like, the day after it came out.You can also go on social media and find Japanese homestuck fan-artists and fans talking about the property.It's probably a result of Undertale/Deltarune being big in Japan causing some fans of those properties to look into Homestuck since he worked on it prior to making those games.
>>150767947There's some, but Ive seen a lot more from Korea than Japan tbqh. I think the fan translations to either language havent made it that far, which is fair given what a bitch that would be to do. Makes dubbing the monogatari series look like kiddy shit.
>>150767825Holy based. I wouldnt be surprised if Ben makes a big homestuck video soon since his new thing is doing those longform lectures
>>150768016>Strilondes are clearly the best family in Homestuck based on empirical evidenceMaybe pre-NuHomestuck they were.
>>150768082>that artcute
geeked out vs locked in
>>150767870the alphas are pretty bad, granted. but the problems of homestuck began much earlier. all the problems with the alpha kids are the same problems with the trolls. character bloat, focus on dumb fucking romance nonsense, interrupting the narrative at a crucial moment to set up new characters, killing all momentum in the story.the trolls are everything the alpha kids were but worse. you can get rid of most of them and lose basically nothing of value in the story.plus they suck in the beta kids, the actually interesting characters in the story, in their dogshit nonsense. not to mention that rose is ruined by the kanaya black hole of suck.
So this is the current state of Beyond Canon... talk about a huge cast, huh? This doesn't even include Nepeta and the fanon-tinum or the sprites. I'm trying to figure out where the plot is going. I'm guessing that the meat ship (and the candy ship) fail to stop Dirk from triggering the Delta session, so they'll take the roles of either the exiles guiding the players with prompts or as the guardians farming out grist (like the beta kids' guardians). There's also going to be like, a third group of adults that forms which includes the candy adults that's solely dedicated to confronting Dirk. I'm expecting some sequel to Bec Noir that results in most of the cast being slaughtered. The fanon-tinum stuff is gonna serve as Beyond Canon's bittersweet ending... "oh no, our favorite character Candy Jane died, but with the power of 'fanon' she'll live forever!"
>>150768045I think they'd just give up trying to translate the troll terminologyWe may intuitively understand what they mean because Hussie left in enough root words for them to make sense, but if you had to translate "auricular sponge clots" you'd have to dig real deep to find something equally oblique
>>150768125where do i read beyond canyon?
>>150768122Rose being ruined by Kanaya's black hole of suck...
>>150768148beyondcanon.comdont forget to read the epilogues first.
>>150768026I'm always interested to see how different languages handle the troll quirks.
>>150768148You don't, because no matter what people say, it's still shit.
>>150768140forget the terminlogy, how the fuck do you do any of the quirks in japanese? Like, karkat maybe all katakana? Kanaya in quotes like kumagawa? No fuckign clue how you'd even attempt it.
>>150764962Damn, I remember this one artist that really liked drawing Mallek
>>150767947>>150768026Probably comparable to me reading Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei.I've also heard that none of the jokes in Joshiraku translate at all but I still watched and enjoyed it.
>>150768108And then theres bulked up.
>>150768158nigga i am still at act 6 intermission 5 intermission 5at least im not reading about gay shit anymoreholy fuck that dragged its feet
>>150768218>at least im not reading about gay shit anymorebut you're still reading homestuck
>>150768218>act 6 intermission 5 intermission 5I pray for you anon. act 6 act 6 intermission 5 is the worst part of the whole comic.
>>150768237Caliborn acts are the least gay works of fiction in the universe.
>>150768218>at least im not reading about gay shit anymoreYeah I wouldn't read the epilogues then
>>150768243The comic is basically over by then, I don't mind some wordswordswords.
sorry this took so longyou saw nothinghttps://files.catbox.moe/czt73u.jpg
>>150768293fuckin swweet
>>150768293Excellent.
[S] Rose: Ride Pony better be in the show
>>150768293*unzips head*
>>150768293this is too scawy...
>>150768161How many languages have you seen it in?
What if we made Homestuck, but not gay?
>>150768368Is there anything gayer than a time loop though
>>150768368You would have to reconstruct troll romance
>>150768368What if we made homestuck but good
>>150768418homestuck but it's posted on r34 exclusively
Going to nominate Caliborn for mr /co/, really hope he gets in
>>150768418He just said that
>>150768452Pictured, gnawing his own leg off to escape Act 6
>>150768468he's just like me fr
>>150768412Forgot image
>>150768526imagine if instead of the trolls teaching the humans to be gay, they taught the trolls to be straight
>>150768580The human race will find a way to domesticate the feral trolls.
>>150768368I would make it gay accidentally
>>150765432God I miss Heinoustuck.
>>150768660>hey son before you go I have to let you know that about a third of the local troll population in your age group is your half sibling, so theres a chance Vrissy is... yeah, no, dont worry about it, you get it from your mother's side
anon wont stop yelling at me in the other thread, there i fixed it
>>150768712i didnt yelled at you, but wheres blue filter now?
>>150767880Did they learn NOTHING from the dapper gentlemen in Problem Sleuth? They set up a smoke alarm in each of the strip booths for a reason.
>>150768712Thank you for this! I love it! Right on time for spooky month!
>>150768368>Homestuck with NOTHIN????
>>150768736its gone now...aka i didnt save that file it was on>>150768748im glad you, and the others, like it. I have one more request than I think Ill lay low for a bit
>>150768391sleep tight roxkit
>>150768786fuuuuuuuuuug but i love blu filter :{anyways, good job mate, really good execution, inspiring even
i genuinely think this is one of the funniest parts in the comic
>>150768860Has to have so far been just Oxfords entire bit for me.>GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!!!
trolls owe me epic ball busting sex.
>>150768976shes cute, were from?
>>150769087I have to recheck my tumblr for that, I'm busy renaming my files atm
>>150763307hint: don't use procreate.Use paint.net with a small image with an aliased brush. EZ pz
>>150769087x.com/clowncocaine_/status/1790131461170909623
We need more panels of this bitch just standing around being sexy.
>>150769433Egyptian aesthetic is peak
is there a whiteboard up?
>>150769433the knowledge that those are stirrup leggings makes me unfathomably horny
>>150768709>local>on a continental scale
>>150769758Anon said he would make a new one for this thread in the last. That's what he said.
>>150769778Moonrunes has good tastes.
>My calibron nomination got enough replies to get inhell yeah
While we're on the topic of Prisounebound, please help me expand the TVtropes page (please)https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/PrisouneBound
>>150770494No.
>>150770562yes!
>>150770494Im going to nominate Colsla for mr /co, wish me luck
>>150770584He could make a live appearance
>>150770615that would be fucking hilarious
>>150769758>>150770286https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76061975-4932-3954and here it is sorry for the wait the old one: https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76042456-2100-2787
>>150770494Licking skye's cutter scars...
>>150768270Reading the Epilogues genuinely hurt me.
>>150768270>ywn have blind gf who is better at vidya than you are
>>150770804They genuinely feel like Hussie trying harder than he did through the last quarter of homestuck, but he also shits all over the characters he doesnt like. I dont like Jake Jane or Gamzee either so those bits are great, but the Jade sections fucking break my heart, she doesnt deserve that.
>>150770828>>150770804Pussies
>>150771010w-woah, watch out guys we got a badass in this thread
>>150770678Summoning ritual
>>150770828I told you dawg! I told you about the epilogues!
>>150770828the only thing he 'tried harder' at was to collapse his own brand with a bunch of nasty pervert shit, cyanide in his own cocktail
>>150771425>nasty pervert shityou can just say you're a secondary, mspa was founded on piss, shit and codpieces. The epilogues were a return to form in a lot of ways.
>>150771452dog dick babies and Jake shitting himself was not a return to form
>>150771503>dog dick babiesnot in the epilogues>Jake shitting himselfthat scene was fucking funny.I know this is 4chan so shitting on something for the sake of it is par for the course, but when all your critiques of something are the same bullet points off the wiki that the zoomers scared to read the epilogues use, its pretty fucking weak.
>>150765151thank you so much!
>>150771532Still Not gonna read it chuddie
I will once the updates hit itI am not looking forward to it
>>150770828"tried harder" he jumped the shark over and over and implied it's cool because he did it on purpose
Fuck Ive been doing the reread on the official site but now I have all of Act 5 Act 1 to get through, I forget how much it drags. This is why I never got into Vast Error, it takes from the A5A1 more than the early acts
>>150771105I hadn't even checked the thread all day i just felt the vibes...in the air
>>150771742Yeah, I'd agree with that. Still better than Shes 8ack where everything plays out in the most direct and boring way possible.
going through openbound why does the autistic retard in a helmet have an imageboard dialogue box
Acts 1-5>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mid act 6>>>>>epilogues>early act 6>>>>>>>>>late act 6>>>>>>>>bc act 1
Do you think you can pirate sburb
>>150771930Thats how all the Alphas play the game, did you even read the comic?
>>150771954No, that's why I'm asking
>>150771982well then yeah, 4 of the 8 characters who play it pirated it. Despite the game being so important and world-altering it just operates as two .exe files lol
omg......
>>150771930Technically you can't.The annoying part about it is that everyone who plays the game is predestined to do so. So your copy, no matter how you obtain it, was, is, and will be 100% meant to be in your possession.
>>150772085amazing how much story and fanfic potential he destroyed enthusiasm for with his awful insistence on hard fate making everything an exercise in futility
>>150772083tasty tasty swaps and bends...
>>150772085Within canon anyways. Maybe if you tried adding someone who isn't on derse and prospit the game just decides to fuck you for pir8cy
>>150772125In something I'm writing a guardian tries to take her kids slot in the session. Activating piracy made (she's trying to pirate godhood)
>>150772176There's a very long history of gods being usurpedI'm sure it'll be fiiiiiiineall of those generally end with the end of the world
>>150772176nope sorry too interesting an idea, she immediately dies and the session is doomed and everyone dies, now praise me for subversion
>>150772212Paradox Clone High
>>150772191In canon the timeline has integrated attempts to change it. Such as john retconning. Although that is a special case. The timeline is a hard issue. But it can be cracked
>>150772212Nigga has that geek aura to him.
>>150757736Kinda is.But it's very obviously not being created by some wannabe fan team and not very secretly illustrated/written by Hussie now so..
>>150772254sorry man but Hussie's shit writing did an awful job of making any of that clear or logical, he abandoned his own setting's logic the second he turned it into a highschool drama
Say you theoretically survive the reckoningThe guardian has fucked off to the session, everyone there is permanently exiled from your universe except for some weirdos who will appear some billion years from noware you home free? Aside from the years of nuclear winter, I guess
>>150772333As home free as you can be in a ruined world, I guess.
>>150772333you're saying you're still on the planet immediately post-reckoning, without sburb? You're fucked. The reason the exiles are on the planet in the future is because its annihilated, the air probably isnt even breathable, let alone food and water.
>>150766610Honestly the one thing I've never criticised HS^2 and Beyond Canon for is the art. To me it's always looked clean and crisp with most panels having everyone in Hero Mode which I always liked the most in HS.My complaints have always been with the writing. If they got rid of the dogshit writers and had a competent team that doesn't utterly hate the thing and fandom of the thing they're writing for paired up with the art team and receiving Hussie's input I would gladly recommend people continue to read ALL of Homestuck.Things having a hope of getting better is personally very exciting. I might get lost in the sauce again...
>>150773184Yeah the art is fucking kino. I think part of the reason act 2 has been better, aside from the inherent fun of a new world and characters, is because this team is so bad at writing the old characters, whereas theres less to complain about with new ones that they designed from the ground up. I wonder why the hs2 team is so different from the epilogues team, the plot decisions by hussie were retarded there but the actual dialogue fit the old characters voices pretty well.
>>150768368HEY JIMMY! GIMME A HOMESTUCK WIT' NUTHIN'!
But here's the Vrisker.
>>150773242Apparently hs2 has a new team that replace thebones who was originally working on this.
what are aysha uh farah and kate mitchell up to these days
everyone vote for colsla, let's get him in
>>150773532No bitch
>>150773437i like her, anon, please draw them bickering.
I don't care who James roach tells to shill where, I'm not reading the dog penis sequel.
https://files.catbox.moe/vgjypy.png
Are you down to clown with fem Gamzee?
>>150773482Its bizarre how many people have worked on post-canon homestuck>epiloguesOutline and like 25% written by Hussie, the rest by Cephied_Variable and ctset, with minor work by Lalo Hunt, Aysha U. Farah, and V>homestuck^2 (original team)shit I was gonna write it all out but the wiki lists like 10 people for hs2. The important thing is the people who did barely any work, Aysha and Lalo, were given way more authority on hs2, making it way worse. >Beyond Canon (current team)Miles and Kim Quach. Also James Roach, but thank fuck he left and took his lame millenial jokes with him.
>>150773572He left the team because people kept making fun of how shitty of a writer he is.
>>150773584no
>>150773584oh wow he's exactly the same boring forced fetish slop as before
>>150773437She look like she want that d
>>150773583Its hero time
>>150773635^ the raped
>>150773606Great. Still not reading it.
>>150773584uh, yeah. sure, might as well.
>>150773635Let's rape and kill this nigga
>>150773701femzee would have never gone crazy because she and karkat would immediatly vacillate flushed upon meeting in person.
>>150773659I haven't drawn actual sex with the ass, her virginity stays intact, for now.
>>150773721regular gamzee is probably pretty attractive, given Terezi getting together with him. Kind of related, I was rereading Act 5, and its funny how most fanart draws Gamzee pretty tall, when he canonically cant reach the peddles of his unicycle.
i am so happy to see the davejade propaganda alive and well in this thread!!!! :D i hope everyone is having a good night tonight <3
>>150773756it's a big unicycle.
>>150773768I guess it is probably just Grand Highblood-sized unicycle, plus most people draw the trolls and kids like theyre 16 to 18 rather than 13 anyways
>>150773760He should facefuck her
>>150773729If marriage is what it takes by caliborn will I date her ass
>>150773798so true!! and im not biased in any way
>>150773517fucking your mom
>>150773800You're the second person who offered to marry her...bridal creampie art is on the way
>>150773798He did.
>>150773437Have you done any others?
>>150773831So do us two have to fight to the death or what?
>>150773318Kek I never get tired of this stupid joke.
>>150773916STRIFE
im approaching the middle point of act 6 (currently in intermission 4) and im starting to muster so many complaints in such a short time likewhy is hussie self-inserting so hard now and posing himself as a creep is it meant to be funny because its painfully not that and if its not meant to be funny thats even worsewhy is tavros still here can you please just let him die already i don't dislike him by the contrary i like him but i understand i get it hes pathetic hes a loser no one likes him and no one will ever treat him like a person and vriska crippling him for no reason and then killing him for no reason will continue to be massively downplayed and now he's turning into fucking smeagol setting up for another round of humiliation very funny stuff hussie can we retire this punching bag yetwhy is so much interesting shit being offscreened while you make me spend hours talking to more trolls that won't fucking matter AGAIN (except this time they're already dead and almost completely recycled) what do you mean jade dated davesprite and broke up offscreen what do you mean vriska dated doomed timeline john and broke up offscreen why are you laying a turd on my (sort-of since its not really dave and john) favored pairings like this why are you showing me the alpha kids going on cool adventures and exploring their worlds in a montage while the narration is stuck in dead troll dream bubble hell and WAITINGis this what people were talking about with act 6 or are there somehow even greater evils ahead
>>150774010go post this to reddit, we use complete sentences here.
>>150773894who made this? ive seen this artstyle a lot in these threads and its really cool
Is shipping Ly'lac and Swiss a nervous investor move? They're technically first girl and first boy introduced
>>150774057'chomplicated' on Tumblr and Xitter.Seems to be quite the Aranea fan.
>>150774081erm thats actually really icky because theyre very sibling-coded anon
>>150774081Hussie should not be allowed to tell anyone about anything financial.
>>150774081No, that's technically Harry and Vrissy. Precisely why they are doomed to fail.
>>150774123>theyre very sibling-codedalright im sold. Swilac it is.
Which homestuck character has the tightest bussy?
>>150774010>are there somehow even greater evils aheadI'm only a little further ahead than you, so I can't speak on this in confidence, but apparently there's an even lower point somewhere during an intermission around A6A6.Openbound does get shit on by nearly every part of the fandom, so it's possible that the rest of the main comic never gets that bad again.
>>150774178Openbound has fun moments, and the Karkat/Terezi scene is kino, its just way too fucking long. But yeah, A6A6I5 is far and away the worst part of the comic, and its long enough to be like 10 fucking percent of it
>>150774165Kankri, its not even a match. You'd have to be King Arthur to pull someone out of him
>>150766514was eridan grimdark when he did it?
>>150774208ive never put this to thought in my mind but i would have to agree 100% anon!!
this scene but it's nepeta kissing equius
>>150765304Well if this anything from this tease holds up then he's going to die at least once
>>150774254quick someone pull up the character sprites we got last time and compare the horns. also, yittris heir of heart?
>>150774202>its long enough to be like 10 fucking percent of itReally? Damn, that sucks. I hope I can stomach that whenever I get there. I'd hate to drop the comic that late into it.Also, I do agree that the Karkat-Terezi scene in Openbound was quite nice. I didn't completely hate that intermission either but it just dragged on and, from what I've heard, very little of it matters in the long run compared to how much time goes into it.
>>150774303Fuck I just doublechecked my math on readmspa.org and was hoping I exaggerated but nah, its 10.7% of the total comics wordcount. Its not nearly as universally panned as Openbound though so maybe youll like it, I just despise it. I'm sure you'll be able to power through and finish it at least.
>>150774254Kinda freaky they are talking by all those severed heads
>>150774266Of course that dog would be an heir. All the hacks and tools are
>>150774377I'd put an heir in a dog girl
whiteboard 5 collage
>>150759024it gets much worse
>>150774365Shit, well I hope I get through it too. Thanks for the heads-up, anyway.
>>150774478Thankyou for archiving this. And thanks for making all my tiny drawings fucking massive. I guess.
>>150774478highblood swerve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B_phS0jaP8Best fanart I've seen today.
Why do does the fandom think Gamzee is black or black coded? Almost every Juggalo I've met has been white.
>>150774691Something something pies make him mellow and yellow something something weed joke something something weed is common with blacks something something use your brain
>>150774691They're only being racist ironically
>>150774620of course, all the whiteboards have been so full of charm. it'd be a shame to lose any of them
>>150774709Why the fuck would you think of a black person when you think of a juggalo though?
Homestuck 2 but dirk gets freed from the simulation and is forever scared how easily evil he was.
>>150768712this is fantastic
>>150774739Only if you never seen/heard of a juggalo in your entire life and the comic was the first ever discovery of them, all and all assumptions idk man, travel back in time and ask the old fandom
>>150774758didn't some retard archive all the old mspa forums?
johnrose is ___
Goodnight hsghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyLbqKXOoPE
>>150773701how about it just fucking dies and i don't sully my sausage with it at all
You will submit to psycho clown girls
>>150774874refer to >>150773608
>>150774874
>>150774691Racism due to ignorance. People who don't think about implications often just attached human skin color for the sake of it rather if it makes sense.
>>150767408Imagine us and the TADC fags having a bastard child together?
>>150774950>pomni x gamzee clown ship art
>>150774889You vill like ze clussy
>>150757736Is rape good when your ravaged asshole is eventually lubed by blood and other anal leakages? Got a grip you fucking retard.
>>150775009>Pail outDangerously based
>>150775009that place must fucking stink like a circus garbage can.
>>150775064Fuck you. I'll rape you.
clowns are fun but I wish friendsim had some restraint and didnt make every purpleblood a clown. Gamzee's intro literally says his cult is obscure.
>>150775108what would be some good non cloun archetypes to draw from?
>>150775108Same shit with Hiveswap, its like the creators just looked at the 12 trolls and thought "These mutants and outcasts that were created by time goo technoloy are definetly the template for all of this alien species."
>>150775114>what would be some good non cloun archetypes to draw from?Literally anything else, its a planet full of kids, get creative or just have them be a normal brat in this dystopian hellscape.
>>150775114They could be anything else. Look at the bronzebloods. They made a cowgirl and a singer, those have nothing to do with any of Tavros's character traits.>>150775121I think some castes were better about it than others. Jades worked fine, blues and indigos were different enough. Some were really shitty though, like all the teals being lawyers, or to abundance of mustard psychics when sollux is said to be a mutant.
>>150775108Doesn't hiveswap take place in a different continuity somewhat?
>>150775145I think Hiveswap is in the same universe as homestuck, but friendsim is dubiously canon because mspareader landing on alternia would fuck with the story of hiveswap.
>>150775114Mimes and bards is a good example. Though to be honest i would imagine a clown troll believing in a different form of the religion. Similar to how christianity has different branches.
>>150763190Even if it didn't fix things it would have been fucking funny
>>150775195Wait how the fuck does this work if she has a dog cock, Dave is talking about being a homo for Karkat so this must be based on HS2.
>>150775108it still is rare if you take the fact that generally the higher on the hemospectrum one is the rarer their blood. so say every rank has a 1:2 ratio with twice many people below it:fushia- 1 violet- 2purple- 4indigo- 8cobolt- 16teal- 32jade- (?) special case, let's ignore for nowolive- 64gold- 128bronze- 256rust- 512(4 ÷ 1023) x 100= .39purplebloods/juggalos make up less than %1 of the population at MOST
>>150775252Its never sat right to me that gold bloods would be the third most common. Do their ships run out of juice that quick?? Are decent batteries really rare?It would make more sense to me that they are low caste, but fairly rare since you dont need so many of them
>>150775279>Do their ships run out of juice that quick?? Are decent batteries really rare?I think its more that they have a really large amount of ships, and decent batteries dont last longer, but allow vessels to go farther in less time
I wanna see more fucked up trolls. Hiveswap having Cirava show that trolls end up with horrific injuries casually for dumbass reasons is it's best contribution to me.
>>150775252Thats a fair explanation, but I still dont think that would align with him calling the cult obscure. Purplebloods are well known and feared. so even if there are a tiny number of them, I think everyone would know about them and their practices.
I also want purpleblood bussy.
>>150775279I mean growing up to be a battery has little to do with how fertile your..genes? arethe lower you are the more expendiable are you are. you can be killed at any point for any reason just on a whim. if someone like the feared violetblood dualscar can be beaten to death for not telling a good enough joke, living to see tomorrow is a gamblehowever, in the troll's original world, beforus, culling meant a good coddling
>>150775328Cute troll, more trolls should get Zuko/Shoto'd
>>150775279I think its not that their cast is rare, but those with a strong enough mutation to run ships are rare. Hiveswap showed very little restraint with castes weird traits and even it shows only 2 of its 5(?) goldbloods to have functional psychic abilities. Plus it introduced voidrot, which I think was a good contribution to show the limits of their powers.
>>150775344Careful what you wish for
>>150775222they're just curious how it feels like, right?
>>150775343>I mean growing up to be a battery has little to do with how fertile your..genes? areWhile >>150775252 's general idea for caste quantity makes sense, I have always subscribed to the theory that the condense is artificially controlling the number of trolls born in each caste. Hell she may even be manipulating their lifespans, that would be well within her abilities. All she would have to do would be to have rustbloods stationed at any mother grub to control her or the lusii around her to cull however many grubs she wants to keep the numbers right.
>>150775353Oh shit you're right.MOONRUNES WAIT I WAS JUST KIDDING DON'T WRITE THAT DOWN IN YOUR LIST OF WAYS TO TORTURE YOUR CHARACTERS!
>>150775352What would they use the non functional ones for then? I guess they dont seem much weaker than rust bloods
>>150775331depends on hussie's subjective opinion on whether that few percentile is worth calling obscure> I think everyone would know about them and their practicesif the 3 purplebloods we're told about are any indicator, the cast is rather hard to approach and it seems people either didn't care to know (beta showes showed little interest on getting to know gamzee) or openly mocked it (aranea and meenah mocked kurloz's religion)
the beta kids and their shenangnangnings are the only good part of the story
>>150775392Pretty sure the empire has plenty of jobs for trolls that dont have strong abilities. I mean half the jobs the trolls wanted (threshicutioner, legislacerator, etc) didnt sound like they needed a powerful ability, so while the caste system is important I think the empire has plenty of position for mid- to lowbloods.
>>150775411They all have the best stories in the beta session. They do so much.
>>150775424True they can all definitely hold a weapon. That’s all you need to do really.
>>150775401>people either didn't care to know (beta showes showed little interest on getting to know gamzee)Big difference between not asking about some weird alien and not knowing basic details about the strongest, most dangerous group of people on your planet>openly mocked it (aranea and meenah mocked kurloz's religion)again, comparing beforus to alternia is just silly. Only on alternia are the purplebloods in a position of power to be a threat to everyone else.
>>150774691He kinda has an afro and speaks in ebonics. "Chucklevoodoo" is kinda black coded because voodoo is a black thing. Plus Hussie also made )(IC and Meenah undeniably black caricatures.>UM THERES NO SUCH THING AS ACTING BLACK!Is just playing dumb, Hussie loved making race-related jokes before it became really awkward with Trickster mode and he walked it back. The fact that juggalos are usually white trash doesn't change the fact that Gamzee had black features and mannerisms like Meenah's dreadlocks and gold bling.
>>150775411how does it feel to be so wrong and stupid?
>>150775225reversing valve
>>150775447For example like, a lot of the white coded characters like Dave rap too, but they don't go "I be wanting to..." etc. like Gamzee unless they're joking, but that's just how Gamzee normally talks.
>>150775411>forgetting caliborn's amazing artthe fuck anon?
>>150775447>Plus Hussie also made )(IC and Meenah undeniably black caricatures.I think they were more intended to be just based on Nikki Minaj than black stereotypes in general, but this has much more weight than>He kinda has an afro and speaks in ebonics.No he fucking doesnt. He has crazy clown hair and speaks like a juggalo. Have you ever seen or heard the ICP outside of Homestuck? Sure their mannerisms are derived from black people, but Gamzee is based off them, not black people directly.
>>150775229cute
>>150775446I just don't find it hard to believe desu. real life has stuff like scientology where everyone either doesn't care or mocks them rather than learning about the fucked up shit they did
>>150775457my beloved
>>150775491I know I'm getting hung up by one word on one page, but I wouldnt call scientology obscure either. Sure nobody knows the fine details of it, but everybody knows what it is and what famous people are a part of it.
>>150775328>>150775336>artist applications>writer applicationsare they trying to get VE moving again or what?
>>150775372Nepeta was feeling lonely... she just needs a little release. Instead of worrying about what quadrant this falls under he just decided to help her.
>>150775379she quite possibly bred even more them to look for mutant ones capable of being batteries but not so much they their populace is hard to control
>>150775481> just based on Nikki Minaj than black stereotypes in generalI haven't seen a source for that, did Hussie say that or something? I don't remember Nicki having a fixation for bling and having dreadlocks/braids or whatever long stringy shit Meenah has. Meenah didn't rap either. I think she was literally just a sassy black woman stereotypes. Didn't the Condesce wear grillz too?And besides the ebonics, which none of the other rapper characters like Dave or Tavros share with Gamzee, "chucklevoodoo" is undeniably a black coding. Kurloz's sprite to me looks afro-esque as well.
>>150775372>>150775507>nepeta died mever knowing what a kiss feels likeI didn't need feels tonight
>>150775505>not realizing they spelled it WRITER APPLCATIONSngmi...and apparently neither are they, seems like they need editor appl[i]cations, too
>>150775544Ill be transparent and say I was too preoccupied with looking at the trolls. VE art looks real nice, shame its such a fucking slog.
>>150775527she was the shipping/cosplaying/roleplaying audience insert, and Hussie wasn't happy with those people at the time.never stood a chance.
>>150775551>Ill be transparentwtf where did you go
>>150774478thanks for making this
>>150775481>intended to be just based on Nikki Minaj No that's just a fandom headcanon. She kinda has that 'ratchet' black girl personality, but she isn't based on anyone specific.
>>150775108There should be an even more obscure cult offshoot of cannibal clowns who eat other trolls in emulation of Gl'bgolyb.
>>150775569Void powers, son! They make you vanish in response to people looking your way!
>>150775569kek
>>150774178openbound was awesome dont listen to them newfagkun let the dancestor love into your heart
>>150775565>Hussie wasn't happy with those people at the time.what happened at the time?
>>150775620I love Openbound and am really confused when people don't like it, maybe just because I'm a fag who only ever cared about the flashes and game parts.
>>150775625they cant read and they dont have fun reading or clicking on items and reading the description/they think the dancestors are being mean to the fans which they arent theyre fanservicey fanservice fanservice guys from fanservice dreambubble world
>>150775656>>150775625I mostly just skipped it because it felt like filler that won't matter and I just wanted to see the plot go forward instead of just learning about these irrelevant jabronis. Turns out I was right too.
what if vriska was red?
do you think hussie fell harder or vriska than he meant to, or designed her as his perfect girl from the start?
>>150774214Murderstuck
>>150776157YOU SKIPPED PARTS?
NIGGER... ATTACK! HIYAH!
>>150776481yep straight from act 2 to BC
>>150776768what the fuck is your deal man
Yttrisbros we're so back.
>>150776955
>>150774254>>150776955>>150776967The good thing about violet bloods is that any violence against them is justified and every god tier death counts as Just
>>150776967
>>150776995How can a fish be so fruity?
>>150777010Its all the shit they dump into the water.
Duality of the Violet Bloods. You either end up as a Racist or a Gay.
i must go back in time and stop hussie from inventing trolls
>>150777283No, no. Just prevent the Quadrants.
terezi tummy...
This bitch couldn't even make herself a sandwich.
Why does Ellith exchange "i"s for "!"? How does that fit her character. I get the baby talk
Why did Jade punch him? He was right about the fact that they're all miserable. In fact Jade is a large supplier of misery to at least two of her friend's lives.
>>150777344she's kinda retarded thats why
>>150777369>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST POINT OUT HOW TERRIBLE OUR LIVES ARE AFTER WE TOOK ON TONS OF RESPONSIBILITY WE WEREN'T READY FOR AFTER THE GAME INSTEAD OF TRYING TO LIVE OUR LIVES AND ADJUST BEFORE DOING THAT HOW DARE YOU SAY WE WERE HAPPIER BEFORE>ESPECIALLY ROSE AND KANAYA WHO WERE MARKEDIBLY MORE HAPPY BEFORE *I* RUINED THEIR MARRIAGE
>>150777289that stupid lyric "fuckin magnets, how do they work" broke hussie's brain so much he created an entire alien romantic system to explain it
>>150777332dont question her. she may cry
>>150776157anon doesnt have fun reading lmao
>>150777332! is an upside down i, a subtle hint that she is inverted.
>>150777955Inverted nipples?
>>150778061Would be cute nglFits her shy nature
>>150777955do you mean introverted????????
>>150777344dumb dog
Why is she so hot?
>>150779101Pawtistic energy
>>150779101It must be her charming personality
>>150775225>Dave is talking about being a homo for Karkat so this must be based on HS2It was written in 2016. DaveKat was canon in HS1.
do you think dave and karkat ever got into an argument and karkat goes to makeout with him caliginously and dave is like "no dude what the fuck is wrong with you" which turns him on even more?
>>150779101Her trenchcoat is extra smelly
>>150779461i think that's basically how their entire relationship operates
>>150779461probably like at least once
>>150777344Jade's life was ruined by sburb. She killed her childhood crush, died, and watched her brother and crush (again) die in front of her because of it. And John wants to throw her kid, in her mind the only thing she has left, into that same game
>>150779461I dont think vacillation happens over something as small as an argument and vriskagram makes it clear their relationship has always been red and not black.
People who have dated a bunch should not be allowed to write romance. Romance should be written exclusively by virgins, incels, incel-virgins, and those who waited until marriage to engage in sexual intercourse and never divorced.Im tired of this on-again-off-again ever shifting romantic clusterfuck that has every relationship end in pain and failure.I want true soul mates who love each other forever and overcome challenges together without affecting their deep platonic and romantic love for each other.
>>150780479Therr are plenty of stories like that, why does Homestuck need to be one of them?
>>150779466Musky, sweaty trench coat after a good day of hunting…
>>150780169Fair but it feels disingenuous to have the deadbeat dad who ruined her closest friend's marriage be the one to punch John for pointing out they've never been happy since SBURB.
>>150779466It’s good
>>150779466who smells more Nepeta or Ellith? Also would they be friends?
>>150780881Ellith canonically at least showers when it rains. So Nepeta for sure.
>>150780881ellith at least has a actual house and not a cave and yeah they would probably be friends but poor elliths head would be spinning trying to understand shipping
>>150780881nepeta is the smellier one and i think ellith would burst out crying upon walking into nepetas hive and seeing all the dead animals in her hive
>>150780755Because it intentionally goes against for no good reason, and the writing isnt good either
>>150780853Jades fucked up a lot of shit in Candy, but I think the whole point of that scene is that she wants to try and fix her mistakes, while John just wants to run away back to the game and pretend none of it matters.
>>150780968Her lusus is a skeleton
>>150780976Too bad. No domestic Davejade with 10 fankids for you
>>150781045You can't unfuck Kanaya's wife, Jade.
>>150775624given production time lag, murderstuck is produced right around peak "homestuck fans making fools of themselves and pissing everyone else off at cons"the more Hussie disliked the fandom, the more he took that out on the things they liked - and they really fucking liked the trolls.
>>150781502>"homestuck fans making fools of themselves and pissing everyone else off at cons"That was much more prevalent after the cascade boom.>the more Hussie disliked the fandom, the more he took that out on the things they liked - and they really fucking liked the trollsHussie was always antagonistic towards the audience but murderstuck was bound to happen. 12 trolls was too much, and he needed to thin the herd to the ones who actually mattered if they were going to stay in the story at all.
