Could Batman solve her unsolved crimes and bring Sam to justice?
>>150771893>serial killer who operates in the day>only sources her victims from urban areas>acts quickly and irregularly with large gaps between kidnappings>actual murders and body disposal are carried out in undeveloped areas>lives in a small, insular rural town where any newcomer would be immediately noticedBatman would be legit hard pressed to discover her crimes and any investigation would probably take years.
>>150771893Literally the only reason she hasn't gotten caught by the regular police is because this shit takes place in the late 80's to early 90's, before the advent of DNA profiling. If you want to bring the Batman (I'm assuming he's an actual bat) into play here, then he would have pinned Sam the moment she posted the message to the duck's sister on that missing persons message board and her big fat brown asexual ass would have spent the rest of her short life on death row.Probably getting passed around to other inmates by a bulldyke polar bear named "Fisty."
>>150771893>>150771986To add to what this anon said:>bodies don't get found so her victims are just missing people, which happens in cities every day>it's not even known or suspected a serial killer is responsible, the murders don't even exist as far as anyone else knowsPrior to Nigel's actions making her a suspect in Volume 1, Sam was basically untouchable. After that, the plot kinda relies on local law enforcement being very dumb and lazy.
>>150771893It's fucking Batman
>>150772160That's true, but you just know it'd be written like this>Batman's asked to help town disappearances>Batman can't find any distinct clue, so much animal hair and the lack of thumbprints makes it difficult for any scanner to pick up>Months go by and no one disappears, he knows that whoever is behind it knows he's looking>He makes public announcement that he's stopping his search>Leaves the town but focuses a Wayne tech satellite onto the town and waits>Eventually Sam is spotted driving out>Day prior was the last time the latest person disappeared>He finds where she stopped>Opens buckets>She's done for
>>150771893the fact she lives with retarded animals means she can get away with it, thats the whole point.
Sam only gets away with it because she keeps a relatively low profile in a small town full of naive idiots.
>>150771893Yes. Like almost immediately. Sam only got away with it for so long because she avoided killing anyone close to her home base and the cops in her home town are comically inept. The Nigel incident should have realistically gotten her caught and if anyone with more than two brain cells would have looked further into her to realize she's sketchy as shit. But for some reason the cops in her home town never bothered to call in the FBI and were more than happy to buy her obvious bullshit story and scapegoat Nigel for everything. It took Nigel a month to discover she was a serial killer and he's a psychotic college dropoutSam isn't a criminal mastermind. She's just a meticulous autist who relies on the stupidity of others to not look into her sketchy ass behavior. The minute you do notice Sam her entire cover crumblesThere are so many ways Batman can catch her it's almost comical.
>>150771893Batman kinda clears easy, I think. Blacksad v Strong would be an more interesting dynamic.
>>150772600A more*
>>150772545>The Nigel incident should have realistically gotten her caught and if anyone with more than two brain cells would have looked further into her to realize she's sketchy as shitI agree with that, but nobody even had any reason to be looking into her before then. Nigel was only following her because he was a creepy stalker, not because he suspected her of anything.
>>150772653He was kinda a pedo as well.
>>150772679Because of the little cat girl? He was just scoping out potential victims there, I think that was just a way to show he really didn't care who he killed. Nige made it pretty clear he only had eyes for Sam and it was her not reciprocating that made him go full psycho.
>>150772653>Nigel was only following her because he was a creepy stalkerYeah, that's kind of the point. One random fucking dumbass decides to follow her out of town one day, completely uncovers her entire schtick, and Sam had no fucking clue. And then even when she did finally find out, she did absolutely fuck-all about him until he fucking clowned on her ass so hard that only the monstrous, borderline criminal retardation of the local police could save her.Now imagine that an actual detective with actual skills decides to look into some of these missing persons cases.
>>150772600The point is she was easily discovered by a kid thinking with his dick and didn't even notice until it was too late which shows she's not really being that careful in covering her tracks. Again relying on everyone in her surroundings being stupid and trusting her.If we assume Batman is there to investigate a murder before the Nigel incident i don't think it would take him long to peg Sam as a suspect. Might take a few days or weeks and looking around the town and city but Batman would have the resources to do that amd it wouldn't takeong to find the dozens of bodies Sam left in that forrestIf he's there after the Nigel incident Sam would be the first person he'd investigate.
>>150772834>Now imagine that an actual detective with actual skills decides to look into some of these missing persons cases.Presuming this is pre-Nigel, what would they find though? It was the '80s so there wasn't a lot of CCTV. A detective would find as much as the city police did about Monica's brother: last known sighting and that's about it. And that's before you consider the vast majority of missing people in the city won't be Sam's victims. She's taking what, one person every six months or so? The likelihood any given disappearance being investigated is her doing is very small.>>150773038>looking around the townAgain, pre-Nigel, there's zero reason for anyone to be looking in some random rural town for people who went missing in the city.
Anyone else got the hots for Sam?
>>150773409absofuckinglutely
>>150771893Batman would shoot her because she's just a bear.
>>150771893of course not, it's one of thouse pieces of media who's purpose includes offend the audience, no matter how much you keep reading, sam will never get caught, they'll make you think that maybe she'll get caught to make sure you keep buying the books but they never will give you what you want, just the false hope of it, that's why I never waste my time media like this one, it's literally made to hurt me
>>150771893No because Sam is from an idw comic and Batman is dc. They would never crossover
>>150774514>They would never crossover
>>150774530Tell me what? This random series with 8 issues out is gonna crossover with dc?
>>150774514Anon about that...she's going to be throwing hands at the DC universe fighting game style
>>150774514>he doesnt know
>>150774577>>150774562>>150774530What. There is characters from 2 different comic companies, idw and dynamite? And sub zero? And some creepy little girl in a white dress? The others kinda make sense but???
>>150774635Every major media company is jelly of Fortnite's massive revenue and ends up making their own IP soup.
Could Dexter beat her though?
>>150774635sub zero is from netherealmswarner bros bought netherealmsWB owns DC
>>150774675Ok but what about the creepy little girl
>>150774723That's Annabelle. She's part of The Conjuring movie franchise. DC also her as a comic
>>150774723>>150774814Annabelle and the conjuring franchise are also owned by WB who owns DCWb has done like 7000 multi media cross overs with all the shit they own in the last 10 years and absolutely none of them have ever been successful. Yet they keep trying. This time they're including characters from shit they don't own. But seeing how they might get bought out by one or more of the companies those characters come from they may all end up under the same corporate umbrella in future anyways
A Serial Killer getting caught not by the Police but because they got careless is the usual way those morons get caughtIt's also surprising how many times a Serial Killer gets caught because they were convinced to let a victim go. Serial Killers can be smart and get away with it thanks to their own efforts but part of it is taking advantage of the incompetence of law enforcement why is there a guy on reddit trying to prove Jeffrey Dahmers innocence
>>150773409Yes.
>>150774916>But seeing how they might get bought out by one or more of the companies those characters come from they may all end up under the same corporate umbrella in future anywaysIDW buying Warner would be a hell of a twist.>>150774918>spoilerNew to serial killers? They probably attract the most simps after celebrities and e-thots. The only thing that surprises me is that it's a guy. Serial killer simps are like 99% female, but then I guess Dahmer was gay so maybe that's it.
>>150775007>New to serial killers?No, I'm just surprised that a guy put in so much work to craft up Dahmer having connections to MK Ultra, Son of Sam and being the fall guy for some trafficking shit
The bear is weirdly hot
>>150771893I just read the first volume, glad to know there's a sequel. Her mom's cute too.
>>150773127The problem with most of these arguments are that they assume Batman already knows that people are being kidnapped. The question shouldn't be "Can Batman solve the case?" because anyone can solve the case when they already know how she operates, the question should be "how would Batman begin to suspect a serial kidnapper in the first place?"
>>150771893Batman would end up being another stain on his apron.
>>150774635That's the creepy doll from the Conjuring movies. Not sure why they went with that out of anything
>>150771893>>150777564I feel like we are being asked for a rough draft of a comic
>>150774647isn't that just going to make everyone tired of it?
>>150775626>glad to know there's a sequel. Why? Break this down to me: why do you want something so self contained and wrap up, whored out? Are you a young kid? Have you not witnessed the 50 year mountain of hubris that just ruins everything? A classic only stays a classic if left alone. And this shit isn't even -that- good meaning that when this sequel goes sideways(and it will) this will be just added to the pile of forced IPs that never went anywhere because no one knows how to just enjoy a good self contain media and move on to something new.It's like cancer of the soul.
>>150771986>commits crimes in daylight>has regular hunting grounds>Batman would be legit hard pressed to discover her crimesYou're a fucking dunce. Do you think murders are so common that a serial killer causing a sudden uptick is invisible?
>>150777862It's funny how those Watchmen sequel books actually did impact the culture with the series, no one talks about it anymore and it's taken more like a joke than anything worth reading. You think for how much farther out they came from the orginal work it wouldn't have any impact but I guess it just made an already jaded crowd go full nihilistic cynic to the property. Actually didn't that also get included in some DC/Batman cross around that time too?
>>150772600Batman vs Diabolik so long as we throwing things out there.
>>150777765The best answer is Batman thinks something is amiss in the reports about Nigel and investigates further.>>150777916What murders? At best you have a missing person or two a year.
Could Columbo catch her?
>>150778398Only if he teamed up with McGruff the crime dog and the DARE lion for backup.
>>150778433Go full mascot with it. McGruff the Crime Dog and Daren the DARE lion team up to root out a hidden killer while Eddie the NRA Eagle heads out on his mission of vigilante vengeance.
>>150778228>What murders?Right. The main issue with anyone catching Sam is that if there are no bodies found, there are no murders. You're reliant on the luck of catching her in the act of abducting someone like Nigel did. And then the authorities know at the very least there's a bear who kidnapped someone and you have her description and probably also that of her vehicle because she engineers things so she can shove them in there straight away. It's a case of:>Sam fucks up, she's done almost immediately>Sam doesn't fuck up, she can continue to operate with impunityThat's really the core of the first volume of the comic: Sam got complacent in her system she'd spent 20 years refining (she thought) to perfection but failed to notice Nigel spying on her and it fucked everything up. I don't think it's accidental that in Volume 2 she's shown abducting a guy in a parking garage rather than out in the open any more.
>>150773038She was only discovered by Nigel cuz the little shit was basically shadowing and stalking her. Nobody else found out because they weren't focus on Sam at all. Nigel probably has sniffed and licked her dirty panties at some point.
>>150771893I find the concept of Sam really scary because I actually make it a rule that I help someone while I'm out in the city, whether it be with directions or whatever. Yesterday, I walked an old lady all the way to her doctor's office because she couldn't find it.Sam ruins the sanctity of being a helpful young man.
>>150774671dexter sweep fucking come on, he's like a apex predator for these sickos
>>150773409I'd tie her up and make her fat. Ter.
>>150777564there is no way fucking batman caught on to her lifestyle, its only after Nigel that he realizes whats going after he unravels what happened and why
>>150774916They do so many crossovers that it's lost its luster. I want multiverse stuff to take a break for a couple years.
>>150778750Daren the DARE Lion is more interested in setting up a large intelligence/spy network and set up slush funds than actually fight crime.
>>150771986How stupid do you think Batman is? They don't call him World's Greatest Detective for nothing.
>>150774562Really wish they added Ben 10 in this.
>>150774918serial killers have lots of simps
>>150780457Should virgin incels become serial killers? Maybe then they'd finally get female attention and some pussy.
>>150774918The funniest example of this will always be the BTK killer.>Got away with all of it>Starts back up again after the case went cold, couldn't resist the compulsive urge to kill>"Dear police, if I use a floppy drive you can't track me with it right?">Police put out a newspaper ad saying "Yes">They use the floppy disk to track what computer was used>He ends up hurt that he tricked them
>>150777862>why?... (schizophrenic babble i didn't read)because I enjoy the premise and characters.
>>150771893>Samantha when Batman does the Arkham combo
>>150780212>I don't care who you think you are, Special Agent Daren, the DEA is only involved in this case on a consulting basis. Tell me why you tried going behind my back or I'll have your ass booted back to telling kids to "Just Say No" at pep rallies no matter what connections you have in Washington!>One of the perp's suspected victims was a person of...necessary importance to several ongoing agency investigations. >So the DEA lost a CI and you're here to get a handle on things so your bosses have something to say when they're getting reamed at a congressional hearing over a bunch of cases going nowhere?>It's our fear that this might not be the work of a serial killer.>You telling me the DEA thinks we've stumbled on some kind of cartel graveyard?>Officially, no.
>1941I was sure that username with 1923 was hers. Maybe it was just illustrated fluff not meant to be looked at too hard. Sad that there's no height though, how am I supposed to properly fantasize now?
>>150771893Honestly one flaw of the comic to me is I wish it was longer. Idk why assumed their'd be another part or something but really ended pretty fast to me.Also how did they make the butch bear so cute in this drawing
>>150771893He'd at least note the aged body parts wouldn't be able to be pinned on the mouse guy killer from the first storyshe gets away mostly cause of the trusting small town and incompetent cops
>>150782272anon there is another part, it's called rite of spring and it's not even over yet.>butchI've seen this and a bunch of people calling her a lesbian but I really don't see it.
>>150772834I mean she was pretty efficient with how she did it, only flaw to me was her not using a stronger chemical container. She runs a hardware store she could easily use some something like lye or even industrial cleaners. It'd have been slow but better than a literal paint bucket that I'd assume was her brand though depending on how far out it was could be anyones paint.
>>150772144>big fat brown asexual ass
>>150782225Goddamn...she's conventionally hot...
>>150782355Idk why just how she's drawn to me probably being dumb. But still the OP pic makes her kind of cute no wonder why the rat boy went crazy wanted his milf auntie.
>>150779412Helping people as a male, presumably a WHITE male (because you seem naive and idealistic) is a bad idea in general these days.
>>150782355She's not lesbian, she's not even straight. The closes thing to something that "excites" her is killing and cutting people up. Most Serial Killers are only able to get their kicks if they're hurting or killing others She even goes as far as to kill her own parents so she can kill in peace
>>150778398Most likely.What I wanna see is if Frank Drebin can book her in, assuming the second he gets involved, Naked Gun logic starts kicking in for everyone in town. Including Sam.
>>150771893Crazy how people could go on murder sprees back in the 70’s and live out completely mundane lives afterwards but if zoomer were to let out an awkward fart in front of a girl the entire world would know instantly and it would be trending on every social media platform with 12 different POV camera angles.
>>150772834>Now imagine that an actual detective with actual skills decides to look into some of these missing persons cases.Most cops back then were actual retards who thought the study of criminal psychology was hippie tier horseshit and would call you a faggot for trying to understand their motives
>>150772144>Probably getting passed around to other inmates by a bulldyke polar bear named "Fisty."
>>150782487She doesn't even touch herself. That's kinda sad.
>>150782473I think that's a silly way to think. Most people aren't internet ideologues and will appreciate help if you offer it. I haven't ever had an issue. Especially with older people.However, not being conventionally attractive might affect success rate.I thinks that's why Sam is extra hate-able. Young men are rightfully reluctant to help people in public because of how they might be perceived. And Sam is literally preying upon the type the guys that just trying to be good Samaritans.
>>150781607Respecting a property and not eating endless slop is schizophrenic? For /co/ that sounds right
>>150782515I believe some Mass Shooters were would-be Serial Killers who took up Mass Shooting because it's the quickest way a psycho can get that sort of gratification Being a Serial Killer in the days of constant surveillance is a big risk and you're likely to get caught after the first or second body because novice Serial Killers never seem to know what they're doing at first. To them, why bother trying to keep a level head in between murders when you know you're just going to get caught later, you probably won't even last long. Why not just go out and kill as many people as possible before either the Police get you or you get yourselfMass Shootings a trend and an endgoal for groomers online and when the trend dies I imagine most people will go back to serial killing I know Mass Shooters are a different kind of beast but this is my assumption
>>150783100you're a retarded, presumptuous faggot. I have less than 0 reasons to listen to anything you proclaim as fact.
She lives in a town full of low IQ hicks. Batman would catch her in a week.
Wait...wait...whats this about a crossover now?
>>150782651By that logic, she doesn't piss or tie her shoes either.Just because the comic doesn't show it doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
eventually her desire for attention/trying to one-up each of her murders (as evidenced as replying to the duck lady looking for her brother in the sequel series on the message board) means she would probably deliberately try to leave enough breadcrumbs and stupidly get caught. >>150783384scroll up buddy >>150774562
>>150784796Fascinating. Funny how almost all the DC comics I own are crossovers.
Guess it makes sense, really. IDW is seriously pushing the book.>third volume>tabletop game>card game>merchandise>talks of a filmWow.https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/beneath-the-trees-where-nobody-sees-third-volume-1236392624/
>>150784796The worst enemy of a season serial killer is boredom and a need to spice things up
is batman an actual bat in this scenario?
>>150778398What animal would Columbo be?
>>150782355The hair tuft evokes a close crop hairstyle with a bit of length in the front, plus her style of dress, body shape, and occupation are all stereotypically associated with lesbians. Basically pic related but strongfat.
>>150786515Hmm...sloth.
>>150783384Sam is joining the DC tournament arc
>>150777778as long it works, all the higher ups won't care
>>150772420>Batman can't find any distinct clue, so much animal hair and the lack of thumbprints makes it difficult for any scanner to pick upIn "On Leather Wings" Batman was able to figure out something was fishy when the bat hairs he found didn't make sense with what he discovered, only thing that tripped him up was assuming it wasn't Langstrom that was involvedHe'd probably close in on a suspect and this would give Sam unfounded confidence and she'd fuck up on her own somehow
>>150774562>Vamprella and Red SonjaSure, they've probably crossed over in DC before>Sub ZeroThere's precedent there>HomelanderFuck it, why not?>SamanthaWell, they're both in comics, so... I guess>Annabelleuhhh
>>150787850Doesn't WB own The Conjuring?
>>150782473You sound like a weak faggot regardless of your race
>>150784796i got the vibe that she was gonna die in the end eventually
>>150771893Lowkey want her
>>150789455Well, we're getting a third mini, so unless it stars a new killer she's gonna be fine.
>>150788098I've seen too many dudes end up in legal trouble or jumped by a boyfriend by trying to help some white chick. And I'm not about to white knight for some random white OR black woman. I just keep it moving. It sounds dumb to you because you're sheltered.
>>150789540Your opinions on sex with this creature?
Could they catch her?They have experience catching bears unawares.
>>150790257Never stick your dick in crazy, you know that.
>>150777699The Conjuring is the franchise that is currently getting money for WB, they already announced a series and probably other spin-offs so they most likely want to milk the IP as fast as they can.
>>150790282Sam is not a teddy bear, how do the bananas handle bears that are not teddies?
>>150771893Leftist artstyle.
I just marathoned the first series and it was pretty nice, though 6 issues only was disappointing. Felt like you could have easily done 10+ developing the whole town. Are the sequels/prequel or whatever worth it? I'll probably check them out tomorrow
>>150790572The only prequel is a one shot about Sam's first murder in Germany. The sequel has three issues out, so far so good. A third mini is already a go.
>>150782617Yes but the detective in question is Batman.
>>150789455>>150789540>Sam is off to town to find a victim>sees something shiny in the road>gets out to investigate, finds fucking caltrops>has a brief "oh shit!" moment before she gets tranquilizer darted in the ass>wakes up in a tar paper shack in the woods, tied to a gurney>she's actually kind of excited because she thinks that she's attracted the attention of another killer who wants to match wits with her or something>surely there is some divine artistry here, the poetic nature of it all, as similar souls share appreciation of each other's bloody work>but no, they're just highwaymen>there's no rival killer, no family member seeking revenge, no shootout with the cops>they unceremoniously chop out her kidneys, steal her car, and just leave her there to die>the end
>>150787867They do.Also Snyder or someone seemed to indicate that the ones we see in the pic are the ones that are locked-in so far. There may be a few others to come
>>150790294I can fix her
>>150790497A bear is just a bigger and deadlier teddy bear, what could possibly go wrong?But yeah, Sam would probably peel their skins off
>>150771893Absolutely. Sam’s actually very sloppy, and only got away with her serial killing spree for so long because of luck, incompetence, and forensics not being advanced enough.
>>150772144Keep your fetish away from me.
>>150774671Absolutely.
>>150774562Why would Strong ever get involved with this? She doesn’t even fit with the others.
>>150774918Hybristophilia is a hell of a thing.
>>150778398Can Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau catch her?
>>150782277There’s also the fact that the cut up bodies don’t fit with Nigel’s MO. He wanted everyone to see what he did, and made a spectacle of it all. Hiding the bodies just doesn’t fit with that.
>>150786515Foxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZIj4KogluE
>>150787850Red Sonja is funny, because it was originally a Marvel comic.
>>150789455she might pull a hannibal and make the duck girl her protege for the third miniseries. i know she hated nigel and had no interest in teaming with him i can see her eventually feeling like the "thrill" of the murders themselves are not worth the trouble of prep/hiding/getting caught and trying to like meld/mindbreak someone into being her successor
>>150771986The Bear Bitch is having trouble murdering in the 90s because of the rising trend of internet usage. Batman has the best technology that borders on sci-fi at his disposal. With some detective skills and bullshit tech, he's find her easily. Dealing with her may be another thing since, you know, she's a fucking bear
This series just screams animated show adaptation. Hell the whole Dexter franchise was revived, time for another serial killer show
Ok im reading the sequelGODAMN THAT DUCK GIRL IS HOT
>>150793668She’s doomed.
>>150793551>time for another serial killer showI'm still mad about Mindhunter.
>>150774671He no-diff'd a whole gathering of serial killers in the new show. Samantha's fucked.
>>150774671Could Doakes?
>>150793010Only if he doesn’t go insane or suffer a heart attack.
>>150792810The gimmick of this is a best 2/3 fight. If you lose 1, you come back with other characters powers/abilities. Sam could have a lantern ring
>>150793728I gave up on it too. Fincher would rather do a fucking squid games remake
>>150793719I still dont know what Sams plan is, or why is she even doing that
>>150785640SHE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>150793976She’s a sick freak that likes getting away with what she’s done, but the technological leap of the 90s is making that harder and harder. Just like how the wild bear got pushed out of its hunting ground, and forced to look for food in the town, Sam herself is using a new hunting ground to placate her urge to murder. And just like the bear, it could prove to be her undoing.
>>150793668She's got a fat ass
>>150794142>And just like the bear, it could prove to be her undoingCould be pottery but that Volume 3 announcement suggests otherwise. Unless she gets caught but not killed and becomes a Hannibal Lecter type helping catch another killer.
>>150790282she's fucked if the detective bananas are on her tail
I want sam to take advantage of me and smother me against her body
>>150795144Do you have a death wish?
>>150778398>>150782514>>150793010We need to make another one of these for this comic.
>>150796313>Motherfucking Columbo right where you look first, staring you dead in the eyesHe's even onto the viewer
>>150771893Batman needs to rape her.
>>150771986She also admitted to herself the time between murders is shrinking. If he came onto her at the beginning sure, but by the 90's and with his tech she doesn't get that long.
>>150792545>Keep your fetish away from me.but anon, you are the fetish.
I'm a guy that watches and reads a lot of mysteries, and I've begun seeing through typical writing techniques used for implicating characters. I kind of clocked the first series the second Nigel was mentioned as being a college dropout. In an idyllic town, you create a singular character that does nothing, has no job, and just lost his purpose in life. It was pretty obviously him. I still liked the story and feel it was done well.That being said, with my meta-knowledge as it is, I'm thinking Sam tries to convince qt duck girl to kill, as a mentor to her, and when duck girl refuses Sam has to kill her.
>>150790497Yes she is, the author even calls her a teddy a few times, and the title originates from a children's book about teddy bears.
>>150771893Batman is in that "basically omniscient" tier of bullshit fictional detective so he'd solve it in like an afternoon after finding trace dirt samples at the scene of the abduction that only match up with soil samples in one small rural town not too far from said crime scene.We'd need someone that actually relies on deduction and lacks infinite resources to make a fun hypothetical. L maybe.
>>150796313People vastly underestimate how difficult the Kira case would be to crack. L only narrowed shit down as much as he did because he was willing to use a sacrificial lamb. Like the fuck is the Scoobie gang going to do when they wouldn't even be able to work closely with the police like L did?
>>150796313A high enough Half-Light check would probably make Harry realize Sam is a psychopath.
>>150799438Yeah, but Light is also a colossal dumbass, who only got so far due to luck and incompetence.
>>150796313>Ken Brannagh for Poirot>not David SuchetAbsolutely disgusting.
>>150774562very good artwork.
>>150799207>title originates from a children's book about teddy bears.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZANKFxrcKUEvery teddy bear who's been good is sure of a treat todayThere's lots of marvelous things to eat and wonderful games to playBeneath the trees where nobody sees they'll hide and seek as long as they pleaseThat's the way the teddy bears have their picnic
>>150801724iirc Horvath said the song inspired the idea because he thought it was a bit sinister and seems to imply the bears are up to no good. I never really clocked that as a kid, but it kinda does.>If you go down to the woods today, you'd better not go alone>It's lovely down in the woods today, but safer to stay at home
>>150799207now I want teddy bear to be a bear breed and Sam be very embarrassed of having teddies in her family.
>>150774562Why is Sam smirking? She’d hate it there.
>>150803066I can't imagine whoever is writing this will get her character very well.
>>150780252>They don't call him World's Greatest Detective for nothing.Because some rich prick Bruce Wayne keeps pushing that agenda with the pr branch of his company. Probably to dissuade criminals from doing crime in the cities his children factories operate in
>>150803172He only does it cuz he's trying to get Batman as his private security. With the bat, he doesn't need to hire armed guards. Cheap fuck.
>>150803122I don't think anybody involved is. She looks like a small actual bear come to life ala Chucky, instead of the burly 5'6" anthro bear she seems to be in the comic.
>>150803122It’s like throwing JJBA Kira without Killer Queen into a death tournament. She doesn’t have any powers whatsoever, she just wants a quiet life while also being able to kill people and get away with it. She should be bewildered, or even exasperated at the idea of being yoinked out of her world to fight superheroes who are infinitely stronger than her. Maybe even a little bit scared.
>>150774562is that bi han
>>150803732MK1 Bi, yeah.
>>150774671Dexter relies entirely on plot conveniences so yeah probably
>>150796918Your big city methods of justice aren’t going to work out here, Commissioner.
>>150772144>Probably getting passed around to other inmates by a bulldyke polar bear named "Fisty."haha what if the polar bear had a big dick haha
>>150804052Don’t knock it until you try it.
>>150803715Maybe she got super powers in this.
>drugs someone and blows their brains out>no toxicology report on a murder/suicide from an alleged serial killerI can't suspend my disbelief enough to enjoy this crap. Forensics alone would blow the fuck out of every creature in this Reddit setting.
>>150808713 I doubt Woodbrook even knows what forensics are.
>>150802233>Sam's embarrassing cousins
>>150808713It was the 80s and it was set in a small town.
If he even remotely got her on his radar as a suspect, she'd be fucked. Something as simple as doing a check up on her parents would fuck her over.The real question is how someone would link her city killings to her in the first place.The only reason duck lady knew of Woodbrook is because Sam herself goaded her.Unless Sam is retarded enough to specifically try and goat Batman, destroying the entire reason to have this debate in the first place, you'd need a different angle to get a link between her killings and her.
>>150808782>>150808924Hair forensics have been around since the 1850s. You mean to tell me during anything remotely physical that a grown brown bear didn't shed a single one of its 30-million hairs? I don't see the benefit of making the setting animal-themed if the writer refuses to engage with an ounce of the logic.
>>150809062Woodbrook is a podunk hick town thats probably decades behind in technology, where getting AOL demo discs are considered a major event.
>>150809133I hope your Star Saber is cracked.
>>150809489Whoa, low blow.
>>150774671You mean Duckster?
>>150808578The good ending