She killed millions. Billions even.
Why do you keep engaging with a series/creator you hate?
>>150796611Of SPEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRM~
>>150796627It's something to do
>>150796627I don't know about anyone else but I like the characters and premise but not what was done with them. Shit's like the Skyrim of cartoons, on its own its kind of lackluster but the community makes it worthwhile.
>>150796628WHOOOAAAAA
Stella simps have shit taste.
Stella GODS have based taste.
>>150796611...With her thighs.
>>150796627I'm gonna be real with you, I know nothing about this series beyond what I've gleaned from browsing threads for it on /co/.I keep coming back because good god I'm down bad for Moxxie and Millie like you wouldn't believe I want to force Moxxie to watch while I have loud sloppy unprotected sex with his wife and then when I'm done breeding her I want to bend him over the bed and make his call me daddy while I beat his prostate into submission over and over day after day until both of them are completely and utterly mind-broken by my cock so that the three of us can have a healthy romantic relationship and raise a family together
>>150796887Same, except I wani hug Octavia.
>>150796611Yes, she is a bad girl who needs correction.
>>150796900Same here, poor girl needs someone to be there for her
They are pals.
>>150797015The real question is how bad she would look irl>still would hug tho
>>150797357>forgor pic
>>150797369She's beautiful
>>150796887Based equal opportunity ugly bastard.
Sex with Asterion.
>>150797369shes beautiful no matter what form she takes
>>150799979HOOT HOOT>wakes you up at 5 in the morningHOOT HOOT>regurgitates half digested rat into your mouthHOOT HOOT>shits out of her cloaca onto the floorHOOT HOOT>bites your dick off because it went up her pee hole instead of her baby holeHOOT HOOT>"Why don't you make more money?" she screeches at you in a yenta voiceEnjoy
>>150800202>>wakes you up at 5 in the morningjokes on you, i go to sleep at 6-7>>regurgitates half digested rat into your mouthshe only does that to our baby>>shits out of her cloaca onto the floorthey dont have cloacas anon, only the males have an internal penis>>bites your dick off because it went up her pee hole instead of her baby holei dont think i could mistake her vagina for her urethra>>"Why don't you make more money?" she screeches at you in a yenta voicewhy would she say that, shes rich
>>150800292Probably a poorfag sootrat projecting
>>150796803>Loonabeat whore that's likely ridden miles of cock>Millieugly>Stella gorgeous solar aristorcratic goddess with nearly untouched pussy since her husband is fag.
>>150800607now now, stella bro, there is no need to attack the loonafrensi will agree with millie though
>>150800292>jokes on you, i go to sleep at 6-7I'll believe you're awake right now because I used to work graveyard>she only does that to our babyBut you're her baby>they dont have cloacas anon, only the males have an internal penisGoogle is your friend >i dont think i could mistake her vagina for her urethraGod only knows what's going on with that demon sex hole>why would she say that, shes richYou really think she wouldn't try to distance herself from her family and their money as much as possible but continue with the spoiled rich kid attitude? Just look at Stolas>>150800483You need to have a credit score to post here
>>150800782i am from europealso, the thing with the cloaca is just headcanon at this point, but i will not accept that the hellbirbs have actual cloacas, as in multi purpose holesi dont care what they said on the show, vivzie barely knows the difference between her ass and her own face, i wouldnt trust her to know whats shes talking about when it comes to avian biologyif they had actual cloacas, then all goetias would need to wear diapers
>>150800607>>150800635Hey now just because a couple of gay imps disrespected the caste system doesn't mean they're all terrible.#notallimps
>>150800957its not that, but because shes married to moxxie and i wouldnt cuck my fellow autist
>>150800867>i am from europeYou poor thing. Take it all with a grain of salt I just wanted to fuck with you, that being said I don't care for this show outside the porn so I don't know what vivzie says about these characters. Also >internal penis just sounds like tranny cope to me so throw that out the window too. You headcanon whatever it is that makes you horniest friend, like I do with Stella and my dick turning her into a meek and affectionate housewife and not mind sharing me with her daughter
Cloaca > mammal holes
>>150801115>I don't care for this showsame herei just fell hard for this owl with daddy issues and dont even know whyi just wanna be there for her
>>150801030Yeah, me neither, BUT I have fantasized about saving Moxxie's life and having him owe me 3 cigarettes and a shot at his wife.
>>150801172why is your finger a straw?
>>150801184>spoilerso, youd essentially guilt trip him into letting you rail his wife?thats even more despicable than just cucking him when hes not around
>>150801215>thats even more despicableWell I never said that I would cash in on it, just wanted the bragging rights. that said the fantasy extends to one day Moxxie disappearing for a time, and due to the dangerous nature of their jobs she can only assume the worst after a time. The whole while I'm comforting her and keeping hope alive with the idea that Moxxie isn't a total wimp and can take care of himself. Millie however can't take it anymore and wants to move on, with me, and even though I protest she reminds me that Moxxie said he owes me a shot with her and she wants to honor that because Moxxie is enough of a dork to allow it from the afterlife if he could. So we end up banging and shortly thereafter he shows up anyway and the whole thing is played off as a joke by with a "Was he bigger than me?" Thrown in.
>>150801405eh, idk man, still doesnt sit right with me to hit on your bros wife, especially when hes only been gone for a few days to a few weeks at mostat least find the body first and make sure hes no longer alive
>stella after seeing how happy octavia is with anon and wanting to feel some of that warmth as well for once in her life
>>150801191She's pressing the tips of her index fingers together.
>>150801546>when hes only been gone for a few days to a few weeks at mostIt was actually more like a year and a half.Yeah, kinda like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOUtVnNA-k8>at least find the body firstThe whole point is there is no body, unless I legit want to hurt Millie by killing him off,it felt wrong even fantasizing about it, yay autism so I keep him around and we have a weird awkward chemistry going on. Moxie 'has' to be okay with it because what else could he expect us to do in that situation?
I'd rather fantasize about dating femMoxxie and for whatever reason Miller isn't involved. Maybe he never broke up with FemChaz (Chelsea?) and is happy with her so femMoxxie is available.
>>150801847>Maybe he never broke up with FemChazi though moxx was the one who got fucked by the shark dude?
I fantasize about wingmanning Loono so we each pick up a chick for the night and then the day after when we see each other at work we share a high five.
>>150801847you JUST KNOW fem moxxie would be a total anal queen
>>150801942They both dated Chaz at different times.>>150801966Bro I don't date women so I can drill oil, that shit's for the fags.
>>150802000>I don't date women so I can drill oil, that shit's for the fags.yeah, well, that wont change what shes into, now will it?if normal mox is into butt stuff and pegging, it goes without saying his female version would be into anal too, no?
>>150801847femMoxxie being a fan work is a complete blank slate in my opinion so she's single from day one and just can't help being attracted mild mannered human dick, and especially more if they have a moral backbone
>>150802045Her butt will be left wanting. Her pussy on the other hand is getting stretched and her buttcheeks covered in hand prints.
>>150802048Fair I guess but I find it more fun to hold at least a little bit to translating them over.
>>150801030Remember anon, you're only a homewrecker if you don't fuck both.
>>150802208Eh some of us are fine with monogamy
>>150802226And what the hell is wrong with having a harem?
>>150802272Just prefer monogamy more, simple as.
>have a kid with octavia>it comes out looking like a scrotum what would your honest reaction be?
>>150802485That's how baby birds look, why would it be surprising? The feathers grow in later.
>>150802504so would you love the little thing and hold it in your hands and sing it lullabies?
>>150802580I'd be a pussy if I didn't, no? Besides most babies are ugly when they first pop out anyway.
>>150802324>monogamyThat begs the question, if Moxie and Millie are married does that mean they made their vows to each other in God's house? I mean even the devil knows scripture right? Or would they have some other kind of demonic ceremony?Because if they do I don't have to recognize their marriage as legitimate and steal Millie away for myself guilt free.
>>150802601>most babies are ugly when they first pop outnah, what are you talking about, babies are cute, especially if they are yoursi still think most of us would dissociate a little due to how different and alien it looks when compared to a human baby, though
>>150802651Maybe but if you're in hell long enough to marry a demon girl you're used to seeing weird shit so it probably wouldn't bug you all THAT much.
>>150802642I dunnoe. Clearly there doesn't seem to be anything against or detrimental toward marriage as evidenced with Chaz's ploy to marry into the Knolastname family. And generally marriage is performed at a church, so unless God made an exception for love I would assume they have their own institutions down in Hell.
>>150802642>>150802737This and if you're worried about whether or not it's pissing off God, plotting adultery loopholes to bang a demon girl and/or a man especially out of wedlock will definitely do it.
>>150802902Pretty sure if you're trying bump uglies with hellborn in the first place is enough to kick you into the lake of fire anyway.
>>150803031That's what I just said
>be (you)>Be stolas' numero uno student>You are hanging out with the girls, out on the town>Suddenly you hear a voice>"Anon!">You turn around to see its source>Its a sinner girl>And shes coming towards you>At first you were dumbfounded, as no one should know you down here, but as she got closer she started to look more familiar>The voice too, you could swear you heard it before>Then you realize>Its a girl you knew irl>And last you checked up top, she was still alive, meaning she hasn't been down here for longWhat do?The girl could be any that you have met throughout your life, could even be an ex(if you have any)Do you lend her a hand or act like you dont know her?Keep in mind that loona and octavia are with you, so the one you have been going for might become a bit jealous depending on how you interact with the girl, but they could also become disappointed if you just try to shoo away this girl that clearly knows who you are
>>150803218>implying I know any girls
>>150803218I'm not terribly familiar with the new player experience in hell but I think I'd try to help in some way
>>150803352Could be any, if you really dont know a single one, then it could be a cousinThere has got to be at least one girl you have had in your life at some point, even during childhood
The single thing I know about this show is cub Olivia is good shit. Is it worth actually seeing?
>>150804032Imagine getting caught kissing "Goofy" at disneyworld.
>>150804113Wait, i know about brandon, but is the girl who did this skit with him stella's va?
>IMP gets a contract to track down and kill a mormon>Shitzo thinks its gonna be the easiest 50$ of his life>Then he runs into pic relatedWhat happens?
>>150804364Who the fuck is that
>>150804377>He doesnt instantly recognize joshua graham
>>150804442I thought it might be but wasn't sure, also wouldn't hell have people raining from the skies and be instantly overpopulated if fallout's nuclear war took place?
>>150796611And that's just this morning. By bedtime I'll have quadrupled those numbers.
>>150799040Mayberry
>>150804442it looks like him but it says on the bottom he's somebody's original the character
>>150804532Yeah, its an "oc" sinner, but its clearly heavily inspired by graham
>>150804592>heavily inspiredit's literally graham with a ncr ranger coat, I wonder how much the dude got paid to 'design' him
Teaching Octavia as many earth racial slurs as possible!
>>150804801I wonder, would octavia and loona be unbothered by anon's human racism?I can see loona projecting a bit and taking it personally, but she also might not give a damn about anon hating niggers, kikes and poojeetsNow i imagine anon randomly going on angry rants about X group of humans and how they are the worst while the girls simply give eachother looks of "this shit again" while waiting for him to finish
>>150796627I'm just here because I like the beeg sexy bird lady with the hot limey voice, man. >>150804158Yeah. Same lady. Its pretty based that Stella's voice actress is also hot in real life.
>>150805049>turns out Loona doesn't really give a shit about human racism>at least not enough to do more than tuning out whenever you go on a tirade>except the one day you said mutt, you woke up with a black eye that dayI wonder how many racist talking points they would've passively memorized through osmosis.
>>150805116>>except the one day you said mutt, you woke up with a black eye that day>Anon quickly learned to be more careful when insulting americans while around loona>I wonder how many racist talking points they would've passively memorized through osmosis.1%, 13%, 45%, 80%, per capita, 1 in 3, you name it, they probably have heard anon say it at least once
>>150796611Rookie numbers
>>150802737>>150802902Neat, guess I can just ignore that theyre "married" and kidnap Millie so I can keep her all to my very own and love her and hug her and name our son George >if you're worried about whether or not it's pissing off GodThat thought never even crossed my mind, I'm guessing there's different standards for hellborn, fallen, angels, and sinners considering it's implied the latter two rejected God to the end. Also wasn't there some esoteric bs about converting a demon and God granting her humanity so you could marry?
>>150801847I'd prefer me with femMoxxie and Millie for the based ffm triad.
>>150805421I just don't know why you care about the rule of marriage when you're racking up sins like crazy in that scenario to begin with.
>>150805489>racking up sinsName them
>>150805514Adultery, consorting with demons, kidnapping and sexual immorality.
>>150802272I'll treat the silly thread seriously. The problem is that polygamy isn't fair to the women involved, and because of that, it's likely to become unfair for the husband too. There's all kinds of psychological reasons for this that I won't pretend to understand, but it mostly comes down to the consequences of dividing your attention between multiple partners and the different ways that can make them feel. And that stuff is definitely written into our DNA at this point, so there's no amount of cultural changes or personal delusions that can be trusted to negate it.TL;DR it's an extremely easy way to create a toxic relationship. Just imagine trying to be married to Stella and Millie at the same time.
>>150805622This guy gets it.
>>150805622Nta but the worst part about polygamy is that it removes women from the dating pool that could have gone to other men, which results in lonely, angry and bitter incels who might take out their frustrations with violencePolygamy is an all around degenerate, antiquated and savage practice that has no place in any modern society
>>150805556and one moving violation
>Octavia doesn't know what a dinosaur is>tell her they're the ancestors of earth birds>take her to an Earth museumWhat's her favorite dinosaur gonna be?
two mafia fhags...
>>150805738We like women here, xir.
>>150805724Probably some sort of raptor, right?
>>150805622This alongside generally it being used as abuse from both sides, generally diminishing female power for no reason on a male dominating polygamy or creating very weird situations with a female dominating polygamy as we've seen, the interpersonal relationships get downright fucked up the more you have this, it doesn't create a good and equal economical system, the additional ammount of expected spouses creates absolutely unstable economical factors, the societal expectations for additional husbands and wives in practicing polygamy things are usually very weird and nobody is actually satisfied by this at the end of the day except the main patriarch or matriarch, and that's a strained satisfaction as they usually still have to actually manage the nature of appeasing several spouses with limited time and money.Everyone thinks polygamy is like a prince with 20 women, but in a lot of countries, its a single man who becomes basically a wage slave for 2+ wives with a culture where they can't really help much at all as they're primarily cock warmers and not that happy about it, or the inverse where a single woman who looks okay effectively prostitutes herself to incredibly desperate single men who are not comfortable with this arrangement and suffer through it.It's just not a good system for healthy homes, good upbringings or general stability. It hasn't worked for a societies benefit in millenia, its always been a cultural dead end.
>>150805779>Octavia locks eyes with the bones of a raptor>"He's just like me..."
>anon whenever he has to deal with blitzo for more than 20 seconds at a time
>>150805556>AdulteryThey aren't married in the eyes of God>consorting with demonsConsorting doesn't mean fucking>kidnapping and sexual immoralityWhile on the surface this seems logical, that is thou shalt not steal means don't kidnap (or steal for that matter) you're forgetting these laws were made for man to be applied to one another. Demons are not human.>>150805708That was my brother! He borrowed my car!
>>150805622>>150805688>Double dubsBut also>Treating women like equals
anona finding loono's stash of human women porn
>>150805738Fuck off back to /hhg/.
>>150805888>They aren't married in the eyes of GodNeither are you, so it's adultery. Marriage with something that isn't human isn't gonna be recognized. >Consorting doesn't mean fuckingSame thing, the bible's pretty clear that purposely interacting with demons is sinful.>While on the surface this seems logical, that is thou shalt not steal means don't kidnap (or steal for that matter) you're forgetting these laws were made for man to be applied to one another. Demons are not human.Jesus gave the Pharisees shit for making use of loopholes and rules lawyering, just saying. 2 Peter 2:10-12 also heavily implies inflicting unnecessary cruelty on demons is sinful and kidnapping one for snusnu definitely qualifies for that lol
>>150805983Does she>endlessly mock him for it>offer to reenact some of it with him>both?
>>150805942>>Treating women like equalsSome of us are hopeless romantics, anon
>>150806175She calls him a pervy loser, but shes a white woman so ofc she offers to test some of the things she saw in them with him
If Viv tapped you to lead a third Helluverse show with her overseeing as producer, what show would you make? You can pitch anything you want, but you have to get her to agree to it.
>>150806146>Neither are you, so it's adulteryPrecisely it isn't adultery but at best fornication. You could've also led with how Jesus said adultery=having lust on your heart>the bible's pretty clear that purposely interacting with demons is sinful.Yes that is true, BUT those verses all imply you are purposely seeking out supernatural entities and their mediums to look for or achieve something by any measure of conveyances other than relying on God. It doesn't mean you go to hell for holding a conversation with oneor dare I say even holding hands with one>Jesus gave the Pharisees shit for making use of loopholes and rules lawyeringAgain true but those guys were only seeking their own self-aggrandizement therefore denying God when he confronted them.>2 Peter 2:10-12 also heavily implies inflicting unnecessary cruelty on demons is sinfulAgain true but I read the stuff that came before it for context and he's talking about false prophets, true you shouldn't be unnecessarily cruel but love hurts so get bent.Also aren't you the guy who wants to fuck Octavia? Guessing you can't now thanks to all the Bible lore you just dropped
>>150806367>loono is pounding away with his head between anona's breasts>anono smiles seeing loono pant and wag>"who's a good boyfriend?">loono busts inside immediately
>>150806405>Precisely it isn't adultery but at best fornication. You could've also led with how Jesus said adultery=having lust on your heartThat's not exactly much better, we're still agreeing that it's sin in the end.>Yes that is true, BUT those verses all imply you are purposely seeking out supernatural entities and their mediums to look for or achieve something by any measure of conveyances other than relying on God.And achieving coom with a demon doesn't qualify?>Again true but those guys were only seeking their own self-aggrandizement therefore denying God when he confronted them.Either way seems to me something Jesus said not to do is probably something you shouldn't be doing if you care about appeasing God. If you DON'T care about that stuff then that's a whole other topic entirely>you shouldn't be unnecessarily cruel but love hurts so get bent.What does this even mean lol, it seems you're agreeing that inflicting cruelty simply for cruelty's sake or for other selfish reasons is sinful and that was basically my point anyway. If you're kidnapping demons for sex that definitely qualifies, it's partly why Adam and the exorcists were sinful not for killing demons but for taking glee in it.
>>150806387Prequel series about how hell was founded and shows how it slowly changes through the seasons
>>150805763im using this as the general helluva thread since the last one archived
>>150806598Go use the one in /trash/, faggot.
>>150806597Thatd be cool.
>>150806387Living human somehow ends up in hell, maybe hes a new and aspiring cultist, maybe he just found the wrong book and tried some of the things in itTries to go back and fails, now he is stranded in hellAs the season rolls along he makes genuine friends, both hellborn and sinners, helps people and even starts to get a bit of a reputationBy the time he finally manages to get a way home, he doesnt really want to leave anymore, so he decides to come back from time to timeThe guy is pretty much a winner already, being a good, emotionally mature person with no parental issues, but having a bit of an empty life, which is what made him join the cult looking for connection or open the book looking for something to spice up his lifeHe doesnt swear(as much as the rest)
>>150796627I wanna fug all the demon womenIt's not that deep
>>150796627I don't even hate the series nor the showrunner, not much for me to hate, I'm more or less apathetic about it. As to why I keep coming back to these threads. It's simple, to write greens to practice writing which is fun and to talk with the other Anons here.>>150796887Anon, are you okay dude? >>150800635The poor Looners have enough problems with unscrupulous characters that "adore" Loona. Millie has the same issues that the majority of the other characters have. Being badly written, so we should not single her out.>>150801847Respectable monogamous enjoyer, Moxanne is quite cute.>>150802485Adorable bird. >>150804364He's going to die.>>150804517Needs a hug,
>>150806801Cute Mayberry.
>>150802485I'm protecting that thing with my lifeWtf my heart...
>>150806560>we're still agreeing that it's sin in the end.What is sin in your opinion? A broken rule or selfish desire?>And achieving coom with a demon doesn't qualify?Again fornication, but the whole consorting deal is about circumventing God to get what (You) want. THAT's the sin.>Either way seems to me something Jesus said not to do is probably something you shouldn't be doing if you care about appeasing GodYeah that's called temptation and we all face it>What does this even mean lol, it seems you're agreeing that inflicting cruelty simply for cruelty's sakeYeah you're definitely some kind of euro, ever heard the song? How am I being cruel simply for cruelty's sake if I'm head over heels for an imp that's spoken for? Is it cruelty for cruelty's sake for a woman to commit adultery if she believes she has reason to? It's not righteous for sure but is she simply being malicious? Sure some do, but that's not always the case.>Adam and the exorcists were sinful not for killing demons but for taking glee in it.I'm the same guy from earlier who had to fantasize about Moxxie either dying or going missing for me to be able to fantasize about her, remember? I take no glee in stealing another guy's girl but as a human I'm prone to error.You didn't answer my question either....
>>150805789>My ancestors.
>>150806597It's basically a cross between paradise lost and the story of how Las Vegas was founded except gayer
>>150806957>What is sin in your opinion? A broken rule or selfish desire?I sense you're trying to drag me into some trap so you can split hairs on what sin is. Not doing that. >Again fornication, but the whole consorting deal is about circumventing God to get what (You) want. THAT's the sin.I'd say circumventing God to bang a demon girl when you know doing so is a sin (whether fortification or otherwise) falls under that definition.>How am I being cruel simply for cruelty's sake if I'm head over heels for an imp that's spoken for? Is it cruelty for cruelty's sake for a woman to commit adultery if she believes she has reason to? You forgot the end of the line >for other selfish reasonsAttempting to break her bond with her husband (whether said bond is real or not) and looking for loopholes to justify fornicating with a demon because it'd make (you) feel content is selfish as all get out. >I'm the same guy from earlier who had to fantasize about Moxxie either dying or going missing for me to be able to fantasize about her, remember? I take no glee in stealing another guy's girl but as a human I'm prone to error.So you're not >>150805421? The guy who said:>Neat, guess I can just ignore that theyre "married" and kidnap Millie so I can keep her all to my very ownBecause that's the premise I was working with.
>>150807092And even more singing
>>150806474>ywn have a girl call you good boyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpKc8N3FJsQ
>>150803218>My bitch BPD ex is in hellWell, I'm not very surprised.
I think I'm gonna move on from the sin argument since I don't think it's going anywhere, what type of religion does hell even have? There was a priest in Exes and Oohs so some form of religion must exist. Do they just pray to Satan and Lucifer? Seems weird since they don't treat them with that much reverence...
>>150807604Their religion is probably about doing everything in their power to spite heavenSo, if heaven worships God and is more or less christian, then hell's religions is about twisting, perverting and mocking God and His wordsInstead of eating bread and drinking wine for example, they get drunk and toss bread around, stepping on itI think it used to be a lot more powerful in their society, but even hell's religion has been eroded by modernity to the point most demons dont really give a shit anymore, choosing to be secularEven spite runs out eventually, especially as older demons are replaced by newer ones who dont hold the same grudges as their forebearers
>>150807205>split hairs on what sin is.Isn't that the whole point of this conversation?>I'd say circumventing God to bang a demon girlHow am I circumventing God by wanting to bang a neighbor's wife? I'm not looking for a medium or another demon to do the dirty work for me.>You forgot the end of the line>>for other selfish reasonsSo you're saying you need a reason to be being cruel for cruelty's sake?>whether said bond is real or notIf it isn't real what's the big deal?>looking for loopholes to justify fornicating with a demon because it'd make (you) feel contentNow you're just making it seem like all I want is a fuck because yes >>150805421 is me and if you read it you would see I said I wanted to keep her and love her not just wam, bam, thank you ma'am.>Because that's the premise I was working withCongratu-fucking-lations then you're making the case for why you can't be with Octavia. I just want a lesser imp for a wife and you're going after a whole ass goetia. How are you going to achieve that?
>>150807436BPD is just shitty people looking for a way to pretend that their horrible behavior isn't a choice and having it labeled as a condition they have no control over.Once someone gets diagnosed with BPD they should be euthanized immediately
>>150807829>hell's religion is just Rent Free: The ReligionThat's hilarious.
>>150807276And camp, camp just everywhere
>>150807829This makes sense. Spite and Jealousy fit well with the denizens of hell.
>>150807916BPD is real and actually treatable nowadays. Some people just genuinely do not understand how to act like normal humans despite a normal IQ.The narcissistic whores you really need to avoid though.
>>150799665Every time I see that particular fan-name I think of the fruity vampire from Baldur's Gate 3
>>150808562Given how he'd likely act that's not entirely unfitting
>>150808199>YO, LITTLE JESUS, WE JUST STOMPED ON A BUNCH OF BREAD LOAVES, BANGED A SHEEP AND GAVE OURSELVES WINE ENEMAS I BET YOU FEEL REALLY FUCKING DUMB NOW
>>150808562I don't blame you, same thing happens to me. I just want be friends with him and shit talk dykesand hold hands with Strika.
>>150810062
>>150810169I'm weirdly attracted to him and I'm not sure why. I feel nothing for regular Stella.
>>150810914I believe you might be queer, Anon. Why not just be friends with him? Though I can't blame you fully. Goetians are quite attractive, especially their women.
>>150811228I think I just have a weakness for bitchy twinks. >Goetians are quite attractive, especially their women.Viv needs to give us more goetian women because I can't deny that Stella and Octavia have nice designs they just don't do it for me. I need a tomboy but most of the goetians are just gay dudes.
>>150811282>Tomboy GoetianYou sir are a man of good taste.
>>150811444Nice trips.
What if Anon was a /fit/bro instead of an /x/bro?
>>150796627Because the majority of the people who post on Helluva Boss threads are retarded coomers who use waifuism as a form of escape, Christcucks, and homophobic tradcucks. No real discussion takes place here. However, there are some excellent greens, and the same goes for the artwork produced by drawfags.
>>150812357would Satan really hang in a random thread of /fit/ that human did? He seems like the guy that doesn't like human made things... Or that doesn't understand how to use the internet, having the theme of his ring in mind
>>150812380Hating homos is a time honored tradition.
>>150812429Indeed.
>>150812429>>150812442Now kiss.
>>150812471... our waifus, yeah.
>>150796627Oh I never watched the show. I'm here for the fanart and porn, just like the Yordels from LoL.
>>150812399>Satan is tech-illiterate.I can see it.
>>150812399>Satan tripfagging and crashing out on /fit/That would be funny.
>>150812516Based Poppy enjoyer.
>>150812490Nah, you anons kiss.
>>150812562Yeah, kiss our respective waifus duh.
>>150812585Lol.
>>150812516I've already said my piece but unlike most I don't care for the porn, also you doing good fellow Stellar?
>>150812522>Satan starts a thread on /fit/>"Is God jealous of your gains? Is that why he prohibits the worship of self?">Spends the first few posts posting infographics, body shots, and atheist rhetoric to make his point>Nice gyno fag>Is bread good for you? >Samson had bigger gains than you pleb>LONDON?>Satan audibly reees tries to steer the conversation back to self worship>STFU OP WE'RE TALKING ABOUT BREAD!!1!
>>150812620I wonder if we'll ever get to see a human Stella>>150812714kek
>>150812429Penis breath.
>>150812620Doing good, cleaning out my download folder of commissions and good fanart before I nuke it.
>>150812840Good to hear, what's the reason for nuking the folder?
>>150812980It's 10k files of bullshit. Like I got stiff in there from a 2021 university class that long over.
>>150813055I see, well I wish you luck. Hope the days ahead of you continue to remain good.
What would Stolas do if you tied Stolas up with angelic chains, pried his eyes open and made him watch 59 consecutive hours of Bluey
>>150813305He'd be confused or at worse he might like it.