This insinuates that Hitler existed in the Zootopia universe.
He was a German shepherd
>>150797473good, he strikes fear in the hearts of evil people
>>150797503he was actually an Austrian pinscher
>>150797473Who did he genocide, reptiles?
>>150797503>Hitler>German
>>150797473Maus is canon to Zootopia.
>>150797545Correct. He was Austrian. Insert “Damn immigrant” joke here.
>>150797473or that George Grosz beat him to death with a belt buckle in self defense in 1920 and the Weimar Republic was never destabilised, eventually becoming a center-left socialist state as most non-dictatorship European states were through the financial crises of the 20s and 30, Barényi came up with the name regardless and Barényi and a civilian Hirst eventually spun it out into a modern car manufacturer much the same as in our worldor do you have a theory about animal Franco founding SEAT in 1950 that would somehow disprove this
>>150797503Hitler wasn’t even born in Germany. He was an immigrant from Austrialia.
>>150797567Clearly the history of zootopia is a mirror of real life history but with animal puns
>>150797473He was in the Cars universe too
>>150797803of course its the hippie stoner guy.
>>150797473No it doesn't, Wolfswagen is just named after Wolfsburg and there was no great lamb genocideAnd even if there was it wasn't that badAnd even if it was...
>>150797562That's low-hanging fruit, I prefer the, "most Canadians would rather be Americans," one.
>>150797473I saw that tweet too.
>>150797803There was also a popemobile, implying there was a car Jesus who got car-ucified.
>>150797521That tracks.
>>150798263Cute
>>150798263Those are goofy looking dogs
>>150798177Your meme is like 6 years out of date.
>>150797473>animal people putting their own animal like features on their carImagine a human car.
Despite being 13% of the dog population, 50% of dog crimes in Zootopia are committed by pitbulls.
>>150799841I’ve seen people put smiley faces and eyes lashes on their cars. Also reindeer horns and red noses on Christmas. It’s all very cringe
cool thread OP. just stealing trending twitter posts
>>150800355Would you rather have a Twitter screenshot thread?
>>150797503He was a little farting poodle that larped as a wolf.
>>150797473>>150797503It's literally just Blondi
>>150797546Don't tempt them.
>>150798263>Zootopia Hitler wouldn't be a strong breed with a thick neck coat and tall ears>just some thin-furred goober with floppy earsThe idea that the racial facade would last just as long in Zootopia as it did in our world just sounds hilarious.
>>150799383>2024 was 6 years agodamn I feel old.
>>150797587>Immigrant takes control of Country>Country goes to hell
>>150798248Not only that, the fact that car pope was inside a popemobile surrounded by bulletproof glass means car pope almost got assassinated at least once.
>>150801478car pope implies theres car jews and car muslims
>>150801437Ironically, it would also convey the movie's themes much more effectively. Genuine edgekino.
>>150801521If the planes are also sentient in the cars universe, were the ones that hit the World Trade Center muslim planes or were they hijacked from within by muslim toyotas?
>>150801595You're thinking about this too hard. Those are kid movies man.
>>150801620kids movies with DEEEEEEP LORE
>>150797503Hitler was austrian sucker.
>>150800462Id rather we keep this place insulated from the rest of the internet in general. We need a damn cyber wall
>>150801595That implies planes don't have control over their own flight, which Planes shows us isn't true. The planes themselves would've been the Muslim infiltrators.
>>150799841Here's a thought. Imagine all the human traits we give animals to make them anthropomorphic. Now think of a person and remove all those traits from them.
>>150801728Cars worship their manufacturers, so islam and thus 9/11 couldnt happen
>>150801817But animals have their own traits we remove to make them anthro so im afraid this makes no sense
>>150801817This is why every setting I can think of that doesn't remove humans outright from a furry setting has them in some transhumanist state, to maintain their dominance over animal-kind. So in this case you'd probably have humanity be machines by now. In more fantastical furry settings they may be eldritch entities.
>>150797537Birds, avians. They are now a race on another planet in the system planning revenge.
>>150803737Funny
>>150797503lmao
>>150797473Blacksad and Maus say he would be a cat.
>>150807777Checked
>>150807777Kittler confirmed.>>150801884>Cars worship their manufacturers>Fords and VWs studying the Protocols of the Elders of GMC>meanwhile Teslas
>>150807777>quads
>>150801705How ironic, the rest of the internet thinks the same thing about walling off 4chan, if not the outright eradication of it.
>>150797473mein Gott...
>>150801705god you got me started>Id rather we keep this place insulated from the rest of the internet in generalThat dream was put firmly in the grave on April 25th, after which the future of this site was made entirely clear. At any given time on nearly every single board half the catalog is inorganic LLM spam (which can be identified as such because twenty threads will effectively bring up the same mundane topic with similar filenames) varied driveby shitposts, and external brigading.God forbid you try to make an honest, human, fun/cool thread. The schizos will crawl out of their holes, equip their pedophile proxies, and spam you into submission with scat and gore. Maybe the jannies will find it fit to ban YOU instead of them!>We need a damn cyber wallRadical antispam, antibrigade, autonomy-preserving technology that'd keep the experience sane for the true userbase is something they could invest in if they really wanted to, and I believe there are ways to make that happen besides bullshit timers and easily deciphered captchas, but they just don't care. The moderators likely spend more time on Discord and Twitter than anywhere here.Turn off any extensions in a different profile and look at the top of this page. It is very likely that you see a banner promoting some homosexual Discord clique of some faceless psuedo-landlord vulture, shamelessly trying to grow their influence for epeen.How is this not a circus? I was bitching about problems in 2022 and 2020, but never before has the site been profoundly unfun and unhelpful. When I'm done checking my other imageboards and check what's going on on 4chan, unless I'm looking for porn I expect nothing and am still disappointed.
>>150797473>>150797503>KanYak releases his new song called HH
>>150807777Aww, I know he did terrible things but i just want to scratch his cute little chin.Also is that middle scientists a fucking owl?
>>150797546XD XD
>>150797503he'd be some lap breed arguing about how German Shepherds are the master breed.
>>150797537rats>>150797803generally he's been imagined to be a Mercedes.
>>150807777Kitler
>>150797473What is Jaguar and Ram in this universe? What about horsepower?
>>150801478Yeah a Turkish Ford shot at a Polish Fiat in the 80s
>>150814945what does a Cars gun look like? is an insurgent a custom Technical or something?
