Some stoned Peruvians drew this giant thing thousands of years ago.
And if you arent super impressed youre a racist
>>150804504do things have to be impressive? its a cool dude in the sand
It looks like a character that they would make in a one-off episode of Adventure Time in like season 6
>>150804504It looks cool so cope
>>150804605There's Prismo
>>150804446Looks kinda like Galactus if you squint hard enough
>>150804446Why did they slice his dong
>>150804787They were on drugs man.
>>150804446Great, one of the Mooninites grew a body
For me, it's Heron Bird, Perro and Astronaut.
I just want to see one goddamn video of someone just looking at the nazca lines to get a sense of how big they are, but every single fucking video is THE MYSTERY OF THE LINES FINALLY SOLVED, CRACKING THE ANCIENT CODE, THE NAZCA LINES MAKE NO SENSE REACTION VIDEO. Bro, it's just a bunch of drawings, and they look really cool.
>>150804446What if the lines were made by some crazy guy that believed in aliens back then. He was the town crazy guy.
>>150804908Let me guess, never just searched for "visiting the Nazca lines"?
>>150804908Sorry anon we need to sensationalize every little thing
>ICONS>THE GREATEST EVER >*ADJECTIVE FOR X* why? Why does it have to be like this? Cant we just simply enjoy what it is which is a big drawing of some dude
>>150804446I'm pretty sure I saw this guy in Oban Star Racers.
>>150806171Wow just like you, considering you can find exactly what he was looking for by searching the way the post above yours suggests
>>150804446i like his hat
Marvel's Thor design got mogged a long time ago
>>150804908They have to get the rubes interested with sensationalism. come see dese rocks thst are shaped like stuffDoesn't bring the boys to the yard.
>>150807247Whoa, there's a rock shaped like something? I'm there!
>>150804848Condor and Colibri
>Trog my son you are man of age why you play with fruitsap and no hunt with other men>SHUT UP DAD you don't get it this is super important message to the future
Didn't some hippies damage one of these years ago and pissd off the Peruvian government?
>>150807818Pissed off the whole world. I've yet to forgive them.
>>150806451He was asking for a video, its pretty hard to find anything that isn't clickbait anymore esp on youtube
Gotta admit that Peruvians can be pretty bases. Chileans are taller though. And we may not have drawing for Aliens to see, but we have giant island heads. They probably hide a big ancient secret.
>>150808208Theres a massive ancient city buried underneath those heads. A d those heads are attached to large bodies which are anatomically correct. Not like those "fertility" statues women woukd wear down to the nub. You just know what sex they are.
>>150807347A dirty joke is in there But i only play to the audience
>>150804446is this going to be a pre-columbian art thread? because I hope this becomes a pre-columbian art thread.btw, they didn't drew it so much as meticulously push rocks around to make that shape. shit would've been a real pain in the ass to do properly iirc. The Nazca also made some whack-ass pottery. A common subject painted on them was a Decapitator Whale deity, which, as you can guess, was a killer whale who had arms, an axe, and several dismembered human heads.
>>150808698Those two guys are beheaded and loving it
>>150807247It's tiresome, that. Some time ago I watched a documentary where they covered the Gobeklitepe site in Turkey without any of the usual sensationalization and me and my old man had our minds blown just by them putting it into perspective how OLD the place actually is.
>>150804504>nonwhite person does anything>/pol/tard:
>>150808698There was a time that this art style wouldn't have felt so out of place on Cartoon Network.
>>150808864Share it with me? I'm intersted in that site because it's so old.
>>150808760lol. interesting thing about the heads, they tended to be associated strongly with agricultural prosperity, while the killer whale was related to rain waters, which also had strong fertility connotations. Kind of a "death feeding life" thing going-on here.>>150808933I know what you mean. pic rel for example reminds of a specific syndicated cartonn whose name escapes me. I think the title might be related to brains in some way, but i'm not sure. Wouldn't be surprised if a lot of early 2000's cartoonists drew inspiration from Nazca art one way or another.
>>150807767imagine going back in time and showing that caveman furry porn.
>>150809448>Why future man look at picture instead of simply take woman
>>150808978Sorry, it was on cable. I think it was Expedition Unknown or one of the other shows Josh Gates does.
>>150809478You still watch cable? Maybe you were alive to see Gobeklitepe in its heyday.
For me is Purshopok/Strombus peruvian dragon
>>150808208I'm pretty sure there's some geoglyphs in the Atacama desert too
>>150804848For me, it's Mr. Grabby-Hand (Bottom left)
>>150804446Not /co/ related. Take it to /his/tory, boy.
>>150808698why are they so smug?
>>150804446>You are now wondering why its against federal law to go too deeply into the past of the American continent, going to certain places in the grand canyon will get you killed, and why they stopped digging up ancient burial grounds because the Indians were the wrong color.
This reminded me of Anthony Horowitz's power of five series.
If you listened to the "stories" of our ancestors, you'd understand what this pic represents: >the race of beings that created us (not shown)>why we were gifted to pic related as their own slave race>why they live underground >why they watch over us>why separate races were created (to keep us divided)>why our sense of magnetoreception was deactivated I could go on, but I would rather implore you to read the "mythological stories" that our ancestors engraved in stone and clay tablets. Protip: it was not story time. They were trying to explain the creation of humanity and why our "Gods" want us divided. They tried desperately to pass this knowledge down for us to acknowledge and understand
>>150804446Even back then they rigged for Spinel I see.
>>150804504Anon they made that fucking thing on a genuinely gigantic scale in a flat desert where you can't even get a decent high-angle view to figure out if you're drawing it right. That's always going to be impressive.
>>150808698I've always been enamored by these Mississippian copper plates ever since I learned of them. Really dope designs. Super underrated civilization too.
>>150811442Wait till you find out about the pyramids
>>150804504who wouldn't find this to be impressive?
>>150808698
The Tartarian Empire will blow your mind.
>Should we use paper to write the chronicles?>Nah lets make chisel a stone dude and write the kingdom history in them
>>150804446these fucking idiots think that they used simple tools to make these lines.
>>150804446It's sad how only japan does cool shit with Peruvian lore. Why can't we get good cartoons? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgDKjvdrc4Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A0CCpjpuMU
>>150810658Meds
>>150808933It is definitely a culturally distinctive art style that could have been reconstructed during one of the first four seasons of Samurai Jack. One of my favorite aspects of the show was how various historical and cultural styles and motifs blended seamlessly into the overall art design. One episode characters appeared as if they jumped out of a medieval tapestry, the next right from the vases and sculptures of ancient Greece.
