Terrible
I'm a little surprised he remembers the yoga classes but it makes sense with the segue from Anh and fitness.BUT WHERE IS WILLOW?
>>150826282Apparently this is goddess pose. Left middle is kind of the neutral position if the other results are anything to go by. Currently holding basically in lower left as I type. I am not super fit, not female, and definitely weigh more than she does, and this is fine. Maybe after more than a minute I'll feel the burn, but Jesus Christ, just walking a mile average a day should be enough to build your legs to withstand this. This is "can you support your own body weight in a slight stress position?" basic tier.Except lower right, that shit is crazy, I'm not doing waist bends and knee bets at the same time for more than a few seconds.
>>150826282hanners midriff
>>150826521>I'm not doing waist bends and knee bets at the same time for more than a few seconds.You are supposed to do the whole exercise for 5 minutes
>>150826676I'm supposed to have apple cider vinegar every day too.
>>150826521>maybe after more than a minuteYeah, you're supposed to hold the poses a minute or longer while maintaining deep consistent breaths, not doing them for 10 seconds and typing a neckbeard blogpost about how you're stronger than Marigold
>>150827552she's got two 20-lb kettlebells strapped to her chest I should hope her thighs are yoked
Also remember prior to starting yoga, Marigold ran out of breath picking up a sock off the floor. She's very much a slob.
>>150826282They look a bit weird
>>150827552I typed in a fairly linear fashion. It probably took me 3 to finish and proofread and scratch my balls while the captcha loaded. Still didn't feel the burn.>>150827597She was. She's been doing exercise for months now. Given past trends, this is more likely a result of Jeph trying them without that lifestyle warmup and hating them, and projecting that onto Marigold.
>>150826282THE FUCKING SCHNOOZ
>>150827625Hacks has been drawing everyone's noses bigger recently.
>>150826282So she was so shocked that her moles disappeared in the last panel.
>>150829631lol, good eye
I miss when she was a smelly nerd
>>150826282>>150826450SEX SEX SEEXXX!!SEXXO SEX SEX SEX!!SEEEEEXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!
>>150829745You wouldn't download a car, you wouldn't fuck a fat chick.
>>150829781>you wouldn't fuck a fat chick.Yeah I will, with pleasure.
>>150826282I'm surprissed this still exists.
>>150826450Dead from being morbidly obese
she is perfect
>>150826282>>150826450
Please, Jeph, make Iris confess to Willow. Make Momo fall for Marigold.
>>150830485Momo is for Sven. She cab double team him with May
>>150826282I'll still never understand why Jeph just randomly started to put stupid fucking commentary text in the bottom right corner of these things like ten years ago. It's never funny or insightful it's just superficial garbage that has absolutely no value.
>>150826521>that imageEasy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, oh fuck no.
>>150826282Buy an ad.
>>150826282God Marigold is stupid. One of the characters I dislike the most
where the FUCK is the slime girl
>>150831482living her life
>>150826282That a fucking ugly new character
>>150830496It might be an artifact from before people had smartphones?Like xkcd has alt text that pops up when you mouseover the comic on pc.If Jepf used to do that, then he might have swapped it to margintext when he realized phone readers wouldn't see it?
>>150830496>>150831680Ryan North did the same thing for his run on Squirrel Girl, presumably because he couldn't shake the habit after 12 (now 22) years of putting alt text on Dinosaurs Comics. It was out of place and useless there too.
>>150826282Sex with Tanners
>>150827552Triggered lmao
>>150826282why is hannelore white now?
>>150830496>>150831680https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3127First two strips of 2016 he mistyped the copyright as 2003-20016, then as a gag he put 2003-2467, then two joke URLs, then two days without it, then he seems to have started doing it whenever he remembered to. If he ever had alt hover text it's gone, but I'm guessing prior to 2016 he was satisfied writing whatever else he wanted to say below the comic.>>150832363It took 13 years but she got better.
>>150831577I don't think so, but you never know with Jorph. It is exactly the time he'd choose to derail shit to introduce another girlfailure to obsess about for a month then forget entirely.
>>150831577>>150832578It's one of the chicks Pintsize has over at night.
>>150830777Not sure if you noticed that several of those are not maintained on flat feet. Without practice I imagine that's not so easy for a lot of people. Even with practice for the larger ones.
>>150832363Tannelore went back to Hannelore after the wedding timeskip I think.
>>150832821Looks like he hits that one with the ugly bat every night
>>150832222That's Hanners again, Tanners is gone
>>150826282bro
>>150832821Pintsize is a fucboi so it is on brand. At least someone in the comic has sex on the regs.>tripletsdamn son
>>150832417Hanners has been TANNERS for over a better part of a decade?! OMG!! What did I miss?It was just a little SPRAY! Emily's affect the world long after she disappears.
>>150826450WILLOW'S MASSIVE WILLOWS!!IN MY HANDS!!DO THE MATH!!
>>150834394Calculating...
>>150831680QC never had alt text (unless one of the guest artists did it). It did regularly have small sentence statements in the notes under the comic, and that habit just got codified onto the bottom of the comic so a person didn't have to go to the comic page/he didn't have to copy that text to the Patreon post.
>>150833039Wait, when?
>>150834611https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5444https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5481It just happened abruptly with no elaboration. "Finally lost the travel tan."
>>150830282Yes
Hanner's glow in the comics cannot be underestimated.
>>150831482Selling coffee. Pay attention.
>>150835341You're beautiful.
Imagine a dating sim with all these mentally unstable women. It actually feels like a parody of a dating simulator at times with Marten.
>>150832821Keen eye anon holy shit
>>150835521To be fair, I did think that person looked familiar, but I chalked it up to his limited pool of models to color swap.
