Crackship edition
this is now an Yttris thread
First for 8est girl.
>>150827331FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! VRISKA IS TRASH!!!!!!!! AND SHE STUFFS HER 8RA WITH 8URGERS!!!!!!!! THE 8ETTER SERKET IS ARANEA, my 8eloved spider 8a8e
the hell happened to the text in the whiteboard? also someone accidentally scribbled over people's doodle again
whiteboard link https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76061975-4932-3954
>>150827381Cope and seethe, low8lood.
>>150827382whiteboard mod here cleaned it up, itll happen. people accidentally swipe all the time. send a complaint in the thread if i dont see it
>>150827438using the typing quirk of a mem8er of a higher class then you is punisha8le 8y DEATH, rust8lood. You're practically 8EGGING for a nice, good culling
>>150827297I MEAN.. IF YOU INSIST...
>>150827475That's my GOAT, right there.
>>150827297not a crackship. Cali8orn HATED Jenglish so much that he named himself after him>>150827475Now THIS is a crack ship. They've never even 8een on screen together
Which Prisonbound troll would be the best one to fuck if you could only pick one?
>>150827514Ellith, 8ut it's nonconsensual and I 8ite her all over until she 8leeds out
sex with nepeta
>>150827439thanks for all the efforts!
>>150827468Pipe down, I can smell your rancid fudge8lood from my respite 8lock; 8ut I guess I can't fault you for having a preference for someone so far a8ove you, I can only mock you for picking the clearly inferior option, shit8lood.
I genuinely teared up looking at this image. A part of my soul left me when I saw it. God I'm so lonely........
>>150827525That's fucked up man
>>150827514Oficus, if you can afford her
>>150827543speak to the 88al, low8ie
>>150827590She fucks for free if you're hot.
>>150827509Not only that, but LE also contains Lil Hal, who had Dirk's obsession with Jake but no physical means of acting on it.
>>150827578it's actually normal. if you treat low8loods nicely they start to get ideas
>>150827591>Using a fucking 8 8allLmao, can you try not to em8arrass yourself for one reply, loser? Everyone knows 8 8alls don't know shit a8out anything!
>>150827653>he doesn't knowhahahahahahahaha okay 8uddie. Keep larping as someone of actual worth and it might actually get you somewhere........NOT
would you two get a room?
>>150827715if you can't handle our PDH (Pu8lic Displays of Hostility) then you're pro8a8ly a loser chud who can't get any 8lackrom
>>150827565an incredible, historic scene. a true classic.
>>150827719is this the incel?
>>150827773No, this is the misunderstood genius
>>150827773No. What he does is he shoots a butler, then a rat. And looks really cool while doing it.
>>150827805deserved t8h
>>150827805she is so beautiful covered in her own blood
>>150827826She's so perfect that she can rock any look.
>>150827826she's so UGLY that the only time she looks good is when she's in pain
>>150827865when was the last time you touched yourself to vriska anon and be honest
Which way, western man?
>>150827793And then goes MIA and we havent heard from him since.
>>150827883never, My penis 8elongs to my goddess who I worship every night, the Slyph of Light herself, Aranea Serket
>>150827890are these actually real? where can I get them
>>150827920thats vriska with extra steps and also youre trans
>>150827920Nothing I could say would 8e as insulting as that admission, glad to see you really are as predicta8le as I thought.
>>150827559>karkat: you're alright, i guess.>equius: you make me perspire>gamzee: wanna make out or something'?okay these ones come off more as funny than romantic
>>150827890Where's the option with the obnoxious polarized lenses that make you feel like you're watching some moron record a video in the driver's seat of his truck
>>150827948>transno.>>150827948no, it's more feferi with extra step 8ut also 8etter, The steps are worth the goodness.>>150827952also, you're a vriskafag so whatever you say is automatically stupid and wrong, unless I agree with it
>>150827890>sells blood to a blood bank and buys bothproblem?
>>150828008kek where'd you get this from
>>150827985Whatever you gotta tell yourself to help you sleep at night, turd8lood; Like, I mean, come on, Aranea? She has as much screentime as Eridan and ends up not even 8eing half as important! Honestly, even 8eing a Mindfangfag (Mindfag?) would be more respecta8le, 8ut no, you really just have a propensity for the 8ottom of the 8arrel!
What do you all think the classpects of the PB trolls are.Personal opinion of at least Oxnaed is that he's a Prince of Life
>>150828061Ellith's is Victim of Rape perpetu8ted 8y me, of course
Nepeta Pixels
>>150827559these are so cute
>>150827773no he is best boy
>>150828050I see you're projecting your 8ad taste onto me mud8lood. Continue on. Your seething is mildly entertaining, which is the only worth your life has
>>150828095>Bottom-righthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbPMmjZr8tY
>>150828095at least give the sauce you piece of shit
>>150828128She's an equal opportnuity cat. I should have colored them green for anon, but people might see that as Caliborn.
>>150828143>Caliborn x NepetaNow there's a fucking crackship
>>150828128all penises shoot the same cum, and Nepeta's just a hungry, slutty cat
>>150828143You couldn't have made it grey?
>>150828159wrong my penis doesn't do that at all
>>150828206no. nepeta is for human men. black and white. grey meat not allowed
>>150828095coward
>>150828223that's why she's not fucking you, 8ro. you gotta consume massive amounts of zinc
he would say this 8tw
>>150827514Colsla or Yttris
>>150828234i want to see the nepeta but i do not want to see the karkat's penis
>>150828249Got any more of these, Anon?
jade harley makes my nutbladder hurt
Crackship? Uhh, ok, me and the Dolorosa. Or me and the Handmaid. Or me and the Condesce. How are those?
>>150828279yeah, give me a sec and I'll post them all
>>150827297>/hsg/ Homestuck GeneralCURSED
>RANKmaid*sniff
>>150827297You forgot to mention the thread is about the Pilot! That's our loophole!!!
quick post a random homestuck image you have saved ill go first
>>150827826She'd look better as a severed head
>>150828232This.>>150828263Ew Karkat.
>>150828350seconding
>>150828350
>>150828350RAAAAAAA
>>150828279there's a few, so i'll post them gradually. don't wanna spam the thread and shit
>>150828432Ghank you, Anon. I love you.
>>150828350This is an all times favourite.
>>150828350I love her so much....
>>150828459and i still have yet to find its source (other than a supposedly dead artist which isn't much)
>>150828332No longer shall we hide.
>>150828456np nonny *smooches you on the lips*
>>150828475please dont post beyond canon spoilers
>>150828061Wrong answers onlyMallum: Page of HopeEllith: Maid of RageOficus: Sylph of LifeRenity: Heir of HeartKorpus: Bard of MindOxnard: Mage of LightJunice: Seer of MindDmarko: Knight of Breath
>>150828490
>>150828504you joke 8ut this is actually canon
I still don't get Dirk's angst like boo fucking hoo you lived through an apocalypse and the destruction of mankind boo fucking hoo you can't stop manipulating your boycrush man fuck you Dirk.
>>150828527
>>150828490>>150828527If it's a crackship thread, can I pick these two guys?
>>150828553I honestly don't know how they even survive each day with the survivor's guilt they should have five and some change trillion people dead so they can go fuck around in fantasy land for a few days
>>150828560not that much of a crackship>>150828527<3
>>150828576Now that's a nice ship...
>>150828571I always thought the beta kids were way too chill about the destruction of the world.
>>150828416it bothers me greatly how plain the heir getup is compared to the rest
Why are we valentinestuck posting
For me? It's PM.
>>150828585Beyond Canon's epilogue will feature a scene where these two get married in the background. Mark my words...
>>150828617i'm feelin romantical
>>150828576when i'm in a "craziest crackship" competition, and my opponent is EriDirk
>>150828621Time travel and the end of the fucking world will not stop the mail from getting delivered
>>150828611Imagine being an heir lmao
>>150828432>fine, no smuppets THIS timekek
>>150828617I was scrolling the booru and found >>150827559 and posted it. Then anon >>150828279 asked for more. Now I'm posting them.
>>150828653usually dont like pregnancy stuff even in fluff but this is cute.. I miss joey
>>150828653Whom the fuck is this
>>150828663So romantic of you to get so many valentines for your husband...
>>150828667newfag kun....I bet you know like 10 shitty fanventure trolls though
>>150828667OH fuck wait it's Hiveswap I just realized.Forgot about it just like how the devs forgot about it heyooooo
>>150828681HEYOOO
>>150828667joey claire from Hiveswap. 5th most fucka8le human character in the franchise
Coolest classpect?
Last 8ut not least..... Valentine's Stuck. Again.I have an extra one with just Aranea 8y her self, 8ut I'm not gonna give out her love for free like some sort of slut
>>150828774>Merry Christmas!fucking doze
>>150828625I raise you one higher and give you Crodirk
>>1508287958ard of Void. Why? 8ecause i'm him.that or Sylph of Light (personal 8ias)
>>150828795Heir of VoidYou gonna get loved tenderly by the horrorterrors
>>150828128>>150828095that's edited pen0r is karkat in the original pic
>>150828830holy shit that actually kinda fits god I hope camp camp comes 8ack
>>150828795Mechanically? witch of timeCoolest sounding one? Knight of Doom
>>150828860The knight of doom I have unironically plays BFG Division when he fights
>>150828795Prince of Void gets roxy's item spawning powers and also probably ripping holes in reality
>>150828856No possibility, Ever since burnie bought RT back he's keeping it a low profile and is slow with bringing back its old shows on the website, plus everyone else is doing their own thing now
The best song in any of the Homestuck flashes. Toby Fox outdid himself when he made this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5e2eFZS1IE
Reading a fanfic but iut ends and hasnt been updated in 2 years
>>150828234those big ass paw booties are funny as helltoo funny to find anything here sexy
>>150828817okay this one is even more of a crackship. In order for Cronus and Dirk to meet, the following would have to be:>1.they meet a dream 8u88le, where Dirk is dreaming>2. they meet after Dirk kills himself>3. Cronus gets the Ring of Life and some how meets Dirk
>>150828795Lord of Doom
>>150828936lord and muses don't count
>>150828795Page of timeStarts out bitch-made but then becomes God once they God tier
>>150828944then maybe Prince of Time
>>150828795Prince of Time.
>>150828906Errr acktuallyyyy This song fits that picture betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZDNeeQsj0Q
>>150828960>>150828962
>>150828795Gotta be Prince of Time, 100%
>>150828979They think we have forgotten.
>>150828916You missed an 8. >"the following would have to 8e:"
>>150828990>>150828962>>150828960>t. prince of time destroying the flow of time to hype himself up
>>150829006Shameful, shameful.
>>150828795Thief of Time or Thief of Space
>>150829010We are simply the coolest.
>>150829006>>150829015I'm such a fucking FRAUD 8CI need to KILL myself
>>150829010>he thinks there's only one
>>150828998:)
>>150828795Lord of LifeOrMuse of Doom
>>150829024Be patient with him. He was not there for the session. He does not know what they did.
>>150828795Knight of Heart. weaponizing determination is cool as hell
>>150828977>he doesnt know about the dub of broly: the legendary super saiyan's music tracks being replaced with 10s by panteraWhat a sad state of affairs.
>>150829035>>150828944
>>150829045
>>150829040>theyDon't you mean we?
>>150828802what is this dirk speedy flirt meme
>>150829063Don't blow my cover ;).
>>150829052>What a sad state of affairs.Damn imagine being subjected to listening to pantera
>>150829067you saw how fast Bro moved when he was fighting with Dave right? That's fast
>>150828571feel fulfilled instead because humanity needing a good culling anyways we're overpopulated
>>150828795Witch of hope. Stupidly OP class that could alter the literal world as they see fit
>>150829073Okay nigga you gotta go.
>>150828621>literally chased a dude nonstop for 3 years for revengeshe's so fucking badass
>>150828860>>150828880me and my friends classpects
>>150828795Prince of LifeYou know the game Prototype?Yeah, that's you.Or Seer of Space.See EVERYTHING
>>150828909literally me with a really cool fic that's only 2 fucking chapters but the second one never got uploaded kill me
>>150828936>lordstop cheating
>>150828795Prince of Doom Just like Doom from Dota 2, pick a target, say "fuck this guy in particular", and watch them die
>>150829072>>150829063
>>150828795Thief of hope
This classpect shit always felt made up on the spot but people talk about it like its some well-developed and fundamental part of the story
>>150828936There's only one lord of doom and that's Omnipotent AI Mastermind and potentially partially a cyborg John Carmack
>>150829121I already was told they don't count, why are you 8ullying me? 8(
>>150829104post your group's classpects and let anons judge how well your session goes
>>150829131go back to the boomshoot review mines
>>150829076no, but why-ok
>>150829150his thrusts are rapid
>>150829136>Prince of Time>Heir of doom>Bard of Heart>Rogue of Time>Seer of Space
>>1508291638ro... time is COOKED. You're gonna get stuck in a timeloop or something. too much 8ad time juju
>>150829163>prince of time>bard of heartholy shit you guys are getting rolled. call in for a scratch
>>150829163That rogue of time is getting murdered, guaranteed.
>>150829136>prince of void>waste of mind >rogue of hope>page of rage>heir of doom>witch of time>seer of void>knight of doom>mage of spaceEveryone is derse except the page and waste.
>>150829200What definition of Waste are you going with here
>>150829136I thought of a groupchat of 7 and I randomly picked out the classpects:>Knight of doom>Sylph of breath >Witch of hope >Bard of life>Prince of light>Rogue of mind>Seer of space >Page of timeI thought about adding a masterclass but that would be cheating
>>150829200w-waste?!
>>150829200>waste of mindyou don't gotta insult your friends like that
>>150829226guy must be a real fucking retard
>>150829211Something like evil sylph
>>150829261this is gonna 8e 8eforan Eridan 8tw. Instead of 8eing a chud, he's trans
>>150829289the ampora name really is fucking cursed, huh?
>>150829300poor guys just can't catch a 88rk
>>150829136>heir of light (me)>mage of mind>witch of space>page of doom>bard of light>nick of doom>prince of breath>heir of heart>mage of light>bard of heart>mage of space>page of space>bard of time>bard of void
>>150829045>>150829061IIRC: Knights utilize their aspect to prtoect others/defend their aspect.Dave used Time to protect the timeline and his friends. Latula defended Mituna's Mind (poorly) from the whispers of Doom. Karkat is supposed to use his bonds of blood to protect said bonds but he's a shitter who rushed universe creation, hence Red Miles (blood veins) destroyed the kids' frog.
>>150829247why are your friends evil, anon
>>150829432>Bard of Time>Bard of Heart>Bard of Void>Bard of LightAt least you got three space players to fuck before reality shits itself
>>150829219very doable session but your witch of hope will be working overtime among all the pessimism
>>150829472thats why i will start killing people. i may not see the best pathi am the best path
>>150828849too bad the only rep for this class in canon did literally nothing
>>150829571
PB Crackship for the Crackship threadhttps://x.com/bw0mny/status/1977957450113560635
>>150829511I would also add that another friend would be the Lord of rage and everyone would be clowning each other (at least the stronger classpects)
>>150829571I remember seeing a version of Jack: Ascend with every beat having the Jack Black FUCK instead but I can't find it so have this, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9ttvajST_E
>>150829432the ONLY time I wanna see that many bards in 1 room is if they're starting a mariachi band
>>150829580>jade harley as played by rapper and actor snoop doggdave did this
thinking about how mentally ill you'd have to be to ship Dirk with anyone besides like Equius as a joke
>>150829593INCOMPREHENSIBLY BASED
>>150829648So you have to be a Homestuck fan?
>>150829625>RED and MILES.
can anons do my session too?>sylph of rage>mage of blood>heir of life>prince of doom>knight of space>thief of time>seer of void>page of heart (me)>rogue of hope
>>150829737they'll win and you'll probably be around to watch.
why do furnigger zoomers on twitter hate davejade so much
>>150828576:-(
>>150829755at least I get a participation sticker!
>>150829770Thief of time will take it from you, sorry buddy.
>>150828795It's actually the page of life because they would essentially turn every battlefield into an unending bloodbath of death and rebirth.
>>150829737Page of heart watches from the chair
>>150829759Why are you going on twitter
>>150829759This guy is beefing with 14 year olds on Twitter, do Davejadetards really
>>150829912nta but I like looking for HS art.
>>150829759why do you care
What if there was a fan adventure with shotas?
Brolee Saiyan is strong but could he stop lord English from killing all of his friends?
>>150830202The funniest thing about Roxy's transition to me is that Candy Roxy didn't transition because she's too busy.>I'm probably a man but I have a kid and an ex so idrc about that rn
>>150830218personally the funniest hing about roxy's transition is how it only sort of happened in ^2 and in beyond canon her design went back to how it was before
>>150830232I think you have your meats and candies mixed up anon, we havent seen meat roxy since the BC team took over.
>>150830239Wait Im stupid yeah we did. Her hair is still the same length it was in HS^2 though, its just more styled.
>>150830208>"A little green bug has come to get squashed!"
>>150830239this panel >>150830202 is from BC, no?
>>150830208Course, that's why John had to retcon him back into reality to beat up LE in [S]Collide.
>>150830260Yeah you're right, I thought that was HS^2 for some reason. Even if it was, she shows up again right before the end of act 1. Her new design does fucking suck though. Say what you will about trans roxy, but the heart shades and void hoodie looked pretty cool. I wish more characters alchemized new outfits from the their god tier ones.
>>150829459Shes just a bit of a cunt but shes fun once you get her
>>150830281the heart shades and void hoodie fucking sucked.
>>150830302I dont mind it, the colors are nice. Roxy never got many good alt-outfits outside of god tier so I appreciate the change of pace.
>>150830281>but the heart shades and void hoodie looked pretty cool.I agree. Both Roxy's are hot to me.Lalonde dude in a comfy hoodie and some cool shades that also has a pussy to creampie or a drunk tired milf that's divorced and lonely. Perfection either way.
>look up tispyGnostalgic because it was my fav username and i wanted to make an account with a hs reference in it>its taken on twitter by a minor that cuts themselves and posts itOh.
>>150830323>>150830325
>>150830325>>150830350glad to be in this thread with men of culture.
>>150830323I want to eat her pussy while shes in the heart shades and hoodie
>>150830259i fucking love the fact his entire hair is horns
Candy Brolee sitting with Candy Roxy and being there for his friend after the divorce.
>>150830385Mine is everyone making him be friends with everyone and be the most emotionally mature of all of them.
Ever since trans roxy was unleashed, it just makes things a bit harder when looking up Roxy cosplay, I would get flashbanged by some uggo 7 months on estrogen. That being said, I need the some drunk sloppy toppy from a roxy cosplayer now.
>>150830323Saw a guy with heart glasses standing around campus once. Probably could have slammed him you know if I was some sort of faggot
>>150830323i want that void hoodie irl
>>150830502Enjoy missing out faggot, Homestuck gays are a whole different breed.I once had my soul drained for a whole weekend at a con by a dude in a full Gamzee cosplay, kissing his painted lips and feeling the fake fangs brush against my tongue broke me. Nothing since has compared and I don't think life will ever get better than it was during those three days.
>>150830512Fucking insane that with all the new merch they havent done more god tier shit.
>>150830208He would keep LE busy already on account that Caliborn would take the wheel, wanting to square off with the biggest beefcake present.
>>150830529It's literally the easiest shit too. Just make some shirts or hoodies with the symbols.
>>150830529i own the very old welovefine void hoodie but the sign is kind of hard to see, godtier merch feels like a no brainer cash cow
>>150830599kek
>>150830528We know Terezi, no need to hide your kismesis from us
>finally read all of homestuck>gamzee is dead in both timelines
>>150830401>Candy Brolee having a heartfelt discussion panel by panel.>it keeps cutting away the Meat Broly having arrived on Ult Dirks planet.Quite the contrast showing the duality of man.
>>150830633meat gamzee is technically alive, just trapped in the fridge. but yes, I would love gamzee to come back in any way, just imagine the next bc update being: [S] Gamzee: Stop Playing Dead
>>150830636>Candy Brolee overcomes his lusus' alternian conditioning and becomes a genuinely pleasant person that seeks to improve himself and others through conversation and understanding.>Meat Brolee doubles down and enforces his own morals by beating the shit out of people until they can't do horrible shit anymore just like during his darkest moments of murderstuckHonestly the best written character post act 7
>>150830633at least post the unedited panel
canon?
>>150830692kek
>>150830692>arachnidsGrip's [AG]'s husktop has been struck by Eraser Cannon.
Ahem, Psycholonials.That is all.
>>150830769No Broly. No Buy.
>>150830698it is unfathomably based that the one sex scene in all of canon is between John and Terezi
>>150830715How do I point a nuke directly at you and launch it?
>>150830794>He didnt get the scenes between Percy and Broly in the secret third routeway to out yourself as a speedreader anon
i'm not coming back
>>150830842RUN CALIBORN, RUN.
>>150830842>i can't /ss/ y0u with0ut getting cl0ser...
>>150830659Free my mans.https://files.catbox.moe/xl2d7l.mp4
>>150830842levels of based not scene in millennia
>>150830842Kino. May I have a blog before you don't come back, please?
>>150830528the fact that you're probably gonna marry some poor woman in the future is really sad to me
>>150830818it's just a joke, calm down anon
>>150830880right? No way that woman gives as good of head as the gamzee cosplayer
>>150828234This : >>150828263It should be equius'
>>150830885quirk chungus and its consequences
>>150830868>scenepun intended?
>>150830880Another life ruined by Gamzee.
Is Gamzee's head game really that good?
>>150830940The clown is always down with going down
>>150830950Undisputed king of sucking dick freak style.
Wait how the fuck did beforus Kanaya get the power to see in the future of other timelines? I thought a slyph was just a more magical witch
>/hsg/ posting about gay sex and shitly Wow dbs is back baby
>>150830990
Which broly is brolee? The cuck one who is the weakest sayain or the legendary super sayain zly?
>>150831005Considering how the drawfags have decided to depict him, probably zly.
>>150831005when has broly ever been a cuck or the weakest?
>>150831008Good. No need for sissy cuckly. He'd probably get cucked by jasprose going for that green pussy.
>>150831005Z is Alternia, his Dancestors DBS Broly.He steals his drip for the meat timeline however.
>>150831010In super? Well I guess goten and trunks separately are weaker but do they even fight separately anymore? And he's a happy cuck who watches beerus plow cheelai
>>150831019>Some diseased animals flea infested ear>Drip
>>150831005Zly. He's the one most people are drawing lmao.
>>150831022>ragdolled frieza>trashed goku and vegeta, them only fighting him to a draw fusedI dont see it. Plus if anything Broly is cucking Beerus, since he likes her and she likes broly
>>150831019When it was revealed that Alpha Broly actually joined the Condense in her rule over earth I legit cried
>>150831022Take it back to /a/ buddy. We're having fun with Broly in Homestuck, you leave your /dbs/ shit at the door.
>>150831043tbf to that anon its not like you can actually talk about /dbs/ in /dbs/ threads. But agreed.
>>150830980>asking questions about timelorb englsh
>>150831043You have to actually talk about dragon ball there now you get banned if you shitpost. I got banned from all boards for a week for asking where were the Gigi pics
>The trolls are based on internet archetypes.>Dragonballfags been loose on the internet since always.>Brolee thus fits in thematically as it is because what character better embodies 2000-2010s Dragonball on the Internet than the powerscaling brickwall that is Broly.It is genuinely comical how easily he can be wedged in.
>>150831066what's the difference between brolee and broly? i know nothing about dragon ball
>>150831077Brolee is just the troll name we gave him here to shitpost.
>>150831066The idea of the presumably strongest troll also being the one obsessed with perfectly assesing the strength of all of his friends in relation to one another is super fucking funny.Shame it would be too soon for him to be agendaposting.
>>150830928another marriage ruined by Gamzee
>>150831022>actual /dbs/ cuckpostinggrim
>>150831063holy shit for real? are they actually trying to keep the threads under control? waiting for it to backfire spectacularly
>>150831089>brolee can you please stop making potential man images of everyone of us
>>150831113Pretty sure Daima being a load of nothing ended up neutering them.
I have made a sprite for Our Sweet Baby Boy (crab for scale)
>>150831263Fucking perfect
Anyone good or decent artist from the general or within the 4chan sphere of /hsg/? I refuse to give money to fuckers with pronouns for a comission
>>150831263eagerly awaiting the Brolee fanventure
So what's brolee's last name because saiya-jin doesn't fit
>brolee has a "last action hero" poster on his wallhe's just like me fr
>>150831322Saiyan.
>>150831345But it's saiya-jin. where's the j
>>150831116>As soon as you live up to your potential.
>>150831263even included his sign, nice work.
>>150831116>you'll stop being potential troll when you get some FEATS
>>150831374Saiyan has been commonly used in the past as the english version, Saiyajin is the japanese.
>>150831417in english it's Saiya Peoples, get it right
>>150831417>Saiyan has been commonly used in the past as the english version,And it's wrong. It's saiya-jin which is why a super saiya-jin is abbreviated as ssj
>>150831432There are no words to sufficiently express how much I don't give a shit.
clown cock
>>150831443>I recognize that nook
>>150831443Everyone wants the clussy, not the click.
>>150831690more
>>150831705
>>150831705last one I found
>>150831716>>150831724very fucking cool. what's the deal with vriska's blindness anyway?
>>150831746She's blind? I thought that was a stylised veil or some sort of visor, is it actually dandages over her eyes?
>>150831765>dandagesfucking god damnit
>>150831765it is a visor of sorts with a webbing pattern but iirc she was blind
>>150831746The first line of her backstory is "She was blinded in a horrible accident involving a karmic chain of events." We don't have more of a deal than that.
The witch posted by Moonrunes in the PB server
>>150831810cool
Fangs?
>>150831874>Fish fins >EyepatchI must fuck this creature.
>>150827297
>>150831802oh ok thanks, man. still pretty cool. wonder what "nice vriska" could have done to set off a chain of karma since she didn't intentionally kill her patients
>>150831888amazing
>>150831880Good luck.
>>150831927
>>150831042Duse the fucking scene where Alpha Dave and Rose were having their final stand against the Condesce, and right before they died, a green blast hit her in the back right in time- I fucking lost it.
>>150830692This is the funniest running gag so far. Please never stop.
>>150830692how do you guys make the chat?
>>150830636Reminds me of this gem from last thread
>>150830541Actually, that's something they HAVE done. TopatoCo has a new account for Hussie with exactly that.
>>150832142I just went to mspfa.com and made an unlisted fanventure, then typed out the text
>>150832142forgot to include picrel in >>150832160
>>150830401>"Broly... I'm sorry... John decided to go fight Lord English, and... and... *sob* he isn't coming back... he- he didn't make it..." >Roxy cups their mouth and looks away, trying to be strong for their longtime friend>Broly's genuine reaction to this information (it is how he mourns):
>>150832199He's gotta get it over with so he doen's stew in those feelings, yknow?
you ARE playing viceroy, right?https://qawervice.itch.io/viceroy
>>150832254american hellscape derseSO glad im a propsit dreamer lololo
>>150832211That being said, he's such a bleeding heart, the poor boy. All it'll take is seeing someone else in grief and he'll be crying all over again. I just hope he gets his closure by the end of Meat.
>>150832254an oasis of truest capitalism... beautiful
>>150832285dersitebros, the prospitians are laughing at us again...
>>150832331The Purple Moon has fallen... billions must scratch...
>>150832331No fuckin wonder why. They get future visions and a hot ruler to worship their every move. If one of them dies on Prospit, they get a fuckin PARADE AND ROYAL BURIEL. You know what WE get on Derse? Tentacle brain fucked and a direct proximity to the faction that wants us dead. Awesome.
>>150832341If the Dersites want the Sburb players dead why don't they ambush the Derse dreamselves? Are they stupid?
I WANT TO KISS AND LOVE THIS SPIDER
>>150832354I always wondered about that. It feels like an artifact from an older version of the story where the kids would be split into opposing teams.
>>150832354cockblocked by contrived gamerules that terminate once the king or queen dies.forget which one
>>150832354I think the Black Queen is just apathetic until they actively start working against their plans.
>>150832354>If the Dersites want the Sburb players deadThe Dersites want to destroy Skaia so that the next Bilious Slick cannot be born. The players get in the way of that as a process of completing Sburb, but they are not direct enemies of the Dersites.Sburb is about saving Skaia via killing the Black King, but this alone is the only direct opposition to the Dersite forces. I can envision playing out Sburb entirely where the Black King is the only black carapacian to be hostile at all, though it would require making the Black Queen give up her ring somehow.
>>150832376>they made the hypnotist a nurseUohhh…
JOHN EGBERTROSE LALONDEASCENDDESCENDRISE UPABSCOND
if homestuck started a decade later i think the bogs would've been in it
>>150832565How/why?
>>150832687This is the greatest hypnotist of all time, peeps.
>>150832384If she wasnt apathetic she would just wipe any session out via Red Miles. That shits busted no matter whats Prototyped or even none at all.
Rate my session:8ard of Void . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .would I 8e successful?
>>150832756Codpiece.
>>150832756youre part of my session buddy >>150829432
>>150832781that is such a fucked up sessionVoid, Time, Heart, Light, and 8reath are ALL gone. Jesus
>>150832800thats why i will kill people
i cant wait to watch homestuck acts 1-4 and then drop the show when the trolls get introduced
>>150832412I kind of assumed in a regular game of Sburb you'd have to cut through the forces of Derse on the battlefield as kind of an 'end-game gauntlet' before the Black King
>>150832756>Bard.Its fucked.
https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/monkidoodles/condesce
>>150832860just post the art 8ro
>>150832354>>150832377How do you explain the player moon split from a gameplay perspective? I get that your personality determines which moon you get, but what exactly is SBURB trying to accomplish by putting half of the players on a moon that fully supports their cause, and the other half on a moon that wants them dead/lose the game?
>>150832921Epic lolz
the existance of vrissy implies that vriska gave her genetic material to imperial drone
>>150832931
>>150832986so good omg hehe
>>150832997Yeah, a fan design of Beforus!Feferi someone made. I think this look for the Bo Peep description that Vibri mentioned when coming up with look fits a bit better than what we got.
>>150832986yes I was hoping someone would do a better shepherd design for her! little bo peep ass
>>150833034do you have more of these design notes on the other characters im allergic to discord
>>150829759Jadekat isn’t a bad ship thoughever…
>>150833061Beforus Equius' outfit is based on mens' fashion that mr-foods suggested. Also denying claims that Equius is Hussie's self insert.
And as mentioned from a previous thread or two, we could have gotten Goth Lolita Aradia. But hey, the freedom of fanart is still there for anyone who wants to give it a shot.
>>150831690Fake and gay Beforan Vriska is riding that Zahhak cock until she passes out.
Do you forgive her?
>>150832254
>>150833100thanks anon. it probably wasnt meant to be a self insert but I think these people are very uncreative
>>150831810With horns like that, Ellith's quirk should have been saying stuff like "I'm cheesed to meet you"
>>150833121no
>>150833034>she explicitly shepherd lowbloods and put them each individually in the care of higher castesand people still cope that beforus feferi isn't supposed to be racist?
>>150833268I hate that line with all my being. My entire soul. Every ounce of my beating heart.
>>150832453>ignoring the possibly of Vriska hypnotized to think she’s a nurse
Would you trust the Lamplady for a prostate exam?
>>150833413>somehow manages to rip your nuts off
>>150833383That's why its good for her
>>150833121NoOne thousand years sex dungeon
>>150833268Mating press
Lamplady also likes this song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAZLgsDRUv4
>>150830662post act 7? he's been excellent the whole time, my dude.imagine if we'd never gotten the scenes of Brolee teaching Equius that his strength gained from effort and commitment is something to be prouder of than the shallow, unearned vanity of his blood hue!Equius might've let himself get killed by Gamzee out of sheer classism otherwise. now *that* would have been a very stupid thing to write.
>>150832921The Prospit team are there to assist those guys prepare for the battleThe Derse players are like infiltrators trying to sabotage their side. I imagine Jack instinctively hates them because he knows what they're there to do (his first reaction upon seeing them is to call them "graveyard stuffers" -- which could be implying they're either going to be dead or causing a lot more of his kind to die)
>>150833383You don't seem too cheesed about it
>>150833625stop. talking. I like this song but its exactly what it is, random and just their own tastes/probably her tastes given that this song was popular on tumblr....also its always "me and andrew" with her. when she means i said it and andrew was like yeah sure
>>150833747What if she's trying to imply as an also literal thing? Like who is the Son of a Preacher Man? Is it about Gamzee? Karkat? Eridan? Tavros?
>>150833816Andrew Hussie.
>>150833268I think thats the ancestor from the bible section
>>150833891Yeah but Ellith has the same horns
>>150829109>Prince of Life.>Some motherfucker fleshcrafting.Does naturally mean the guys the greatest sicko you ever could let play Sburb.
gooooooood afternoon /hsg/!!!!!!!! Have a complimentary horse
>>150828115>objectively best character >least favorite by one of the creatorsHappens literally every time
Should I draw a big white girl titty Vriska or a big booty Latina terezi
>>150834159We can love him, we have to love him.
>>150834180Big booty latina Terezi
Can someone redraw/edit this with Jake and Dirk?
>>150834238>can someone redraw this shitty incomprehensible AI slop memedo pajeets really?
>>150834159I remember disliking him quite a lot when I first read PS and I never went back to reread his section. Crazy scientist mspfa trolls are a dime a dozen
>>150834180The Terezi one, 8ecause drawing vriska with anything 8ut the flattest of chests is a crime punisha8le 8y intense mockery
>>150834250>incomprehensi8leare you retarded or something? it's easily comprehensi8le
>>150834238Just generate it yourself, slopfag. You aren't worthy of sharing a thread with me.
>>150834422>person finds something AI they think would be better if real>perfect moment to demonstrate real art superiority or just ignore it like any art req>troons freak out anyways and push them further toward AIno wonder the movement is dying faster than the axewounds can hang themselves
>>150834472what movement? human artists?also all sloppa deserves to be treated as the fat steaming log of shit that it is
>>150834472Uhp! Look at big retard over here! Thinks he's making a statement more worthwhile than the spit-up babbled out by a toddler! Awwww!
Why is she staring like that? Is she stupid or something?
New pages added.John... accidentally teaches Vriska how to love. By showing her the last scene from Con Air. Yeah.John works on getting Jade into the game. Rose blows up Eridan's computer to prove magic is real.Aradia warns Rose that she's meddling with forces she doesn't understand and heading towards a catastrophe of her own making. Rose is intrigued by this insight and asks Aradia how she knows this. They turn out to come from the same source...Rose summons her sprite and sets it free, telling it that she's found a new purpose greater than creating a new universe. Dave gets trolled by Gamzee. This is the third time we've heard about "the vast joke" which seems to be the sburbian way to describe completing a session. The end of the conversation results in Dave showing Gamzee his clown religion is a joke to humans with an ICP video. Gamzee does not take this well.Meanwhile, Feferi invades Jade's dream, which appears to be in the form of a bubble now that her dream self is dead. Feferi tears away the veil to reveal a bunch of eldritch monsters, which Feferi thinks are good things, actually.Davesprite and Dave's bro both face off against Jack.Rose tells John that he absolutely has to prototype Jade's kernelsprite with something, anything. But she also knows what will happen when he does, because she remembers what happened in the doomed timeline. Time travel!
>>150834902>But she also knows what will happen when he does, because she remembers what happened in the doomed timeline. Time travel!Jade never entered the medium in that timeline.
I just got done Act 5 (Act 2) - Part 5 of the "Let's Read Homestuck" playlist I've been watching and really been enjoying it, I know it's not the most ideal way to experience the comic but it works for me. Hope you anons are having a good day. :)
>>150834746shes a derpy crayon eating goober on the outside. im talking about her true purple headcrab body not her vessel
>>150835093That sounds great anon, I am having an okay day. The playlist is good enough, up to a point obviously. When I shared Homestuck with a friend, we did the playlist first and switched to reading later on, so I'd say it's still a good experience since they had a blast either way.
>>150835121Oh I see. I need to get caught up so I know the lore about this glue consumer looking thing.
>>150835072Well then I stand corrected, because that is not what I gathered from Rose describing what happens when the kernelsprite goes unprototyped.
>>150829136Mage of lightPage of breathSeer of spaceSylph of voidLord of rage i have no way to provew it but fucker was 100% lying on it test I've got him pinned for a prince of doom in my own opinionWitch of time
>>150835165the specifics of headcrab lore are not set in stone. but i am certain it is real
>>150835133 Funny you mention that cause I shared the playlist with a friend of mine and now he's in on it too! He's a bit more behind than me (he finished act 3 intermission) and he's loving it. Also figured I'd share my favorite trolls so far. Tavros first, Nepeta second, and Gamzee third (this will probably change down the road but was debating putting Equius third).
>>150835228Your taste in trolls are indeed... eccentric. But Nepeta is there so I scream in delight. Mine are Karkat and Terezi, they are very silly.
>>150835228>Tavros firstAnon, I hope you never lose your innocence and whimsy. To achieve that you should probably stop visiting this general soon
anon.....a second Enema of the State redraw has hit the building....
>>150835418Not opening that spoiler but I like him since he's always so happy and positive, same with Nepeta, they just put a dumb smile on my face. Life gets me down a lot due to many things but I try my best to make my friends happy or just tell others to have a nice day. Sorry if that sounds or comes across as generic or cliche or something.
>>150835200What quiz gives lords?
>>150835549Knight vibes...
MMM! Is it happening? Are we finally gonna get porn from someone other than moonrunes?
>>150834472>posts unrelated slop>asks someone else to do the work to make it not slop>is basically told "do the work yourself">immediately seethes about trannies...huh?
>>150834472Oh, youre one of THOSE requesters. Stop embarrassing yourself
>>150835710It's looking like it, really good renity. Who drew this?
>>150835830https://x.com/bw0mny/status/1978151620690014466?t=P9dNm5NEsK_Q9vwwGW5P7w&s=19
>>150836430They are the most kino
>>150827297I like Blue's Clues
>>150836569a surprising kino
>>150836710ahhyoung hate
>>150836569>crackshipAnon, this is one of the most popular, by far.Infact, if it's a woman and john- scratch that, if it's with John, it isn't a crackship. Egbert is, according to canon, quite the mackable hunk.
>>150836569The most canon ship to ever set sail.
>>150836569>>150836710>>150837077I like this.Post more.
>>150836982he's right y'know.
>>150837077Imagine how confusing it is for someone to hate you romanticallyThis would come across as being ironic to a human but they are 100% sincere right up until the troll starts making amorous moves
Anybody else really into classpecting different characters in animated shows and stuff? Here's a sheet of my own, an off and on project.
>>150835549you should quit reading immediately. you are too good for what comes next.
>>150837152>>150837221Stuff like leaving the toilet seat up, pinching someone's nose while they're sleeping, etc.Stuff that for human women get on men for, and men do on accident, Trolls would find as calignous flirting. Like how you riff and pick on your bro friends, but in a romantic sense.I do find it endearing that John and Terezi kind of pull a Signless and Disciple thing in the Epilogues.
>>150837152>>150837266autistic as fuck but i like it
>>150837301Thank you. <3< Besides being autistic about classpecting, I also love Johnrezi.
>>150837266this is really cool. since you included deltarune I take it video games are also included?
>>150837330good man i could never wrap my head around classpect shit you got any good write ups on what each of them do
If Jade has a dog penis, does that mean Jadesprite had one?
>>150837361she had a ghost tail so i doubt itUNLESS IM STUPID AND SHE DIDBUT THAT MEANS DAVESPRITE PROBABLY HAD A CLOACA
>>150837338Somewhat, yeah. I just haven't had the chance to classpect video game characters much though. Although, Peppino is an Heir of Rage I feel.>>150837349If by "do" you mean powers, then probably not, but if you mean like describing why I put them in their respective roles, I can try to write that up. Some of them I just went by vibes though.
>>150837281terezi was pitch for him from day one
one must imagine a foursome between davejade and johnrezi
>>150837405Do you think she was geniuenly offended here or not? It's kinda funnier if she was geniuenly angry.
>>150836982>>150837077I mean, we don't know how it's going to go, there's a certain tension
>>150834238here you go nonny. I slopped it up myself>>150834250>>150834422>>150834516KILL YOURSELVES
>>150837405The ultimate latina gf experience
>>150835710built for colsla rape (when will that request get done btw?)
>>150835710This but with Nep and Rezi
>>150837467tumblrite coal
>>150837281>>150837301Thanks, I'm going to make this my entire personality.
>>150837467are these 2 bots?
>>150837512ye
>>150837456Disgusting. Please cull yourself.
>>150836710It was indeed mostly JohnRose and JohnVriska at the beginning, I wouldn't have thought back then that JohnRezi would become a thing>>150837077Maybe it is now, but it did start as a crackship>>150837405Or maybe not, I dunno
>>150827297karkat/equius/dave because of that ONE fic.
>>150837557I wouldn't even let you slo88er on my bulge low8lood
>>150837456It wasnt even that funny or remarkable in the first place, the dogged insistence that it be Homestuckified makes it even more obnoxious
I'd love to be in <3< with someone. I want what they have.
>>150837588it's quite fun
>>150837588That's cringe. fucking dweeb.
>>150837602>>150837602>>150837602Migrate
>>150837467This is pretty funny and sounds like something a modern Vriska would do. I wish there was more research into making bots that interact conversationally with each other rather than coding or long form text generation.
>>150837588this is more of an example of pale feelings. You want a moirail, not a kismesis
