You know, Miles would have been better as a girl. Also if her and Peter hooked up after he fully broke up with MJ.
Would he been tho? Fetishes aside, Miles is the selfincels for Latincels and Blackcels everywhere just like how Peter is for Whitecels. I'm afraid nobody would give a shit if she was a girl aka unrelatable for self-inserters.
>>150829324>Miles is the selfincels for Latincels and Blackcelsi dont believe this at all, theres no way people actually like him as a character. im all for varient spidermen but a black spiderman is an obvious idea. miles is just a fucking awful character with bad writers and "black kid with electric spider senses"
>>150829838you have no idea how many black and latino shounenfags eat Miles up, no idea. Now, granted, the amount of black and mexican nerds is less than white nerds, so his fanbase therefore is inherently smaller than Peter's, but he still has a massive minority fanbase.
>>150829324You just say this because you want to fuck Miles.
>>150830309Yes. And?
>>150830309As if you wouldn't like the idea of a groomable younger black girl who looks up to you and wants you to mentor her.
>>150829324Objective facts.
>>150829324>everything would be better if Peter was constantly surrounded by woman and he was my self-insert harem MCNoUndo OMD and let Peter grow up and marry MJ and have kidsLet Miles or whoever else be the new teen hero if there needs to be oneThey'd both cover different types of story easily this way, this is what Spiderverse does and that movie is the only reason anyone gives a shit about Miles at all
>>150831114Marvel here, best we can do is torture Peter for over a decade for no reason and also ruin Mary Jane.
>>150829324>Also if her and Peter hooked up after he fully broke up with MJ.That's actually a cool (and comfy) scenario. There's a "now none of us will be virgins!" comedy aspect to the same people from different multiverses hooking up with each other as well: Their differences aside they's still the same person, understand each other well and know what the other one likes/wants.The MJ trash heap can be left with that spic she's been cheating with, become some bitter supervillain or whatever, idc.
>>150830539Based.
>>150829324This but she has sex with Norman Osborne instead
>>150831192
>>150831192Not again...
>>150831192This but she has sex with MJ.
>>150831231A daring synthesis...
>>150831231A threesome with Paul perhaps?
>>150831471A threesome with Felicia instead.
>>150829324They replaced Iron Man with a black girl and it didn't work out so well
>>150831202Norman's Osborne plan: 1) kidnap Miles2) brainwash him and turn him into a girl3) fuck her4) send her after Peter to seduce him and get pregnant by him5) get this child and then clone it and create an army of super-spiders6) Profit
>>150831487What? When? I'd pirate and read it.>>150831617This honestly doesn't sound far from a Current Year Marvel story arc? Ey >>150831139, remember to pay this guy!
Alicia Alvarez would be her name and she would be my waifu. I fucking live blatina asses.
>>150831663Riri/Ironheart
>>150831663>What? When?About ten years ago. Her name is Ironheart and she can do no wrong, ever, at all. The comics are really rather tedious and her drama and "super genius" status unearned. I've not watched the TV series but I hear it's even worse.
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>>150829324Literally all comic characters are better as girls
>>150829801>>150829838>>150829980I haven't even seen black fans of him, much less anyone else. It's a character for liberal white women to feel good about themselves
>>150831919>>150831930>both are made by Bendis>both made a deal with Mephisto (MCU Mephisto debuted by making a deal with Riri)>both debuted when Tony Stark was separated from Pepper Potts and Peter Parker was separated from Mary JaneHmm...
>>150831963This is why I'm always playing vidya using female characters, every single time, no matter what grievance farmers on (((/v/))) are saying: Girls simply look cooler with giant swords/guns/wands.
>>150831930>I've not watched the TV series but I hear it's even worse.It is.>Imagine selling super-advanced inventions to other students for just $100 so they can cheat, instead of patenting them yourself.>Imagine the university wants you to graduate because that's what they're paying for your scholarship, but you don't want to because you'd rather the university continue to fund you than get a job. Obviously, the university kicks you out for this and selling projects to other students.>Imagine that instead of using your brilliant mind to get a job or start your own company, you decide to join a group of criminals.>Imagine recharging your solar-powered Iron Man suit at NIGHT!
>>150831068>Peter and Mila>gentle and sweet>Miguel and Mila>rough and dirty
>>150831963history proves you wrong.
>Peter, stop squeezing my perky tits and juicy ass...ohhhh...I'm late for my date with Gwen...aahhh>Maybe it's time you told her about us? Soon you won't be able to hide your growing belly.
>>150832544gwen??? wouldn't it be Toomes' grandson?
>>150831487If Riri would have been Tony's hot sugar baby who he bangs people would like her way more.
>>150829324What's a female name that corresponds with Miles?
>Raneem would be an actual proper rival for female Miles >She also wants to bag Peter too cause it'd be an extra reason why she hates Miles
>>150833093Mila.
>>150832544It's funny if at first Miles was Peter's friend and dated Gwen, and after the bite he turned into a girl who dates/sleeping with Peter and tries to be friends with Gwen
Forget Peter, I want Gwen to get handsy with Mila
>>150833966>MilaWouldn't it be Miley
>>150833966Counter point, Gwen should also want to ride Pete's dick. A dimension hoping girl meeting a version of her best friend who instead of being a nerdy introvert is instead a hot guy a decade older writes itself.
>>150833093Miley probably, or just Miles as a bit.
>>150829324Nah
>>150829324This but miles is a chocolate femboy.
>>150832929personally I'd settle for her being kind of an fan-girl wrench wench that enjoy techno babble a lot that have a kind of mentor-mentee relationship with stark or something.
>>150835205Cute!>>150835019This would work too
I'd like to see Miley in a symbiote suit.
>>150829324Nope.But we already have cute Spider-Zero as the black girl spider at Marvel.
>>150836977And she’s in Marvel Rivals
>>150837001
>>150833093nina, after nina simone like miles is named after miles davis
>>150829324Y'all gay
>>150836977>>150837001>>150837292she looks like she does anal.
>>150829324Putting niggers in any media makes it worse by default
>>150831617Why not just make clones from Miles DNA?
>>150838790So do you.
>>150832020Cope lmao
Cute black girls don't negate the fact that the parasitic Spider-verse bullshit needs to end and Peter needs to be portrayed with some fucking dignity again.
>>150836977>only two appearances since she's only relevant to spiderverse plots
>>150839142>Spider-verse bullshit needs to endThe concept is cool, don't put them into 616. >Peter needs to be portrayed with some fucking dignity again.Well, yeah that's what it comes down to... Most people wouldn't hate the other spiders if they wouldn't be elevated by putting peter down.
>>150839183She’s in Marvel rivals
>>150829324Miles would've been much better if he:>Had an actual, truly unique origin story>Didn't have the electricity powers and instead went full on the stealth power of his>Had a tad lighter personality than Prowler Miles from Across The Spider-Verse and used sarcastic and ironic humor to cope with his situation>The event that would push him to become a new Spider-Man would be him almost loosing his uncle and father in a brutal shootout with his uncle ending up on a wheelchair>Before he got his powers he was a masked vigilante who would beat up thugs and hoodlums that did nothing but be a pain in the ass of his neighborhood and everyone around, which caused him to get into conflict with the police and his own father because Miles believed they weren't helping enough>>150839616>The concept is cool, don't put them into 616.The concept of alternate universes is cool in general as long as it's done with moderation and people from said universes don't become permanent parts of the main timeline. That last part is what I will agree with you on.
>>150829980>latino shounenfagsYou mean chicano larpers? because if you take away DBZ most trve latino weebs aren't into shonen.t. spic
>>150831114>Undo OMD and let Peter grow up and marry MJ and have kidsNah, bro. Spidey's gotta get in on battle shonen. What you want is for old fucks. For nerds. Kickass fights, rule of cool, a lot of heart is what Spidey needs.
>>150829324>better as a girl.this applies to every character
>>150839660>That last part is what I will agree with you on.Fair enough.
>>150833966>>150835019>>150839898https://youtu.be/NgtXHTtdUu4?si=bCLeUhoWXlK6xMt7&t=17
>>150839660So...edgy less cool static shock rather then femboy/boring static shock.>>150839142Spiderman has been 100% fucked across every fucking medium for nearly 20 years. Spiderverse doing well means the spider IP is safe. Trashy scumbags like you need a JaTyrone DeStrawman to hate because youre fucking trash with no hope of anything who needs something to pin the blame on. The social media grifters and wealthy who play on your unwillingness to do basic self reflection have your number.
>>150839873Hes been single fir nearly 20 years. The only thing they've done is have him used to prop up shifty female characters relationship drama and Schadenfreude.Spiderman is a fucking terrible character now and has been completely surpassed as the face of marvel by Deadpool and wolverine.
>>150839091But then there'd be no NTR element you weirdo
Johnny Storm should get killed and Spiderman should replace him in the Fantastic Four.
>>150829324I don't think anyone cares about Miles enough to even care if he was made a cute girl. I remember some "why the fuck are they making Spider-Man black" outrage when he was first announced, but then people just stopped caring. Like at all. He just kinda exists and absolutely no one would give a shit if he vanished or continued to exist.
>>150840171He could just join the team as the Fantastic Five, they've already done that in AUs even, why randomly kill off Johnny lol
>>150831068>>150831161>half-black>half-Latinx>not having the fattest ass imaginableCoome on now
>>150838790
Gwen cosplaying as Miles
>>150840080>Hes been single fir nearly 20 years.K. The target demo's kids and teens, my guy. And it always renews itself as the years go by. You're just old.>Spiderman is a fucking terrible character now and has been completely surpassed as the face of marvel by Deadpool and wolverine.Bro, nobody but dorks care about the comics.
Anons you can't just turn everything into a black woman
>>150840428>He could just join the team as the Fantastic FiveGiven that the F4 can't sell on its own, I'd think they'd work better as Spidey's posse. Yeah, they'd be leeching off him but they can't sell otherwise. Spidey's the leader, the red ranger, not Reed. And if Reed's the tech guy, then he's gotta be the geek of the group. Meaning Pete's gotta lose the nerd aspect in favor of emphasizing his more abrasive qualities for a more flawed hero.
>>150842960True enough, some black women should simply become boys.
>>150843512
>>150835318Cute art. Personally I’ve always liked the idea of Riri Williams being a borderline psycho mad scientist with Stark having to act as her wrangler. She’s incredibly intelligent but also incredibly prideful and has zero self awareness to the point where villains can bait her into building them a doomsday device just by saying she’s not smart enough to figure it out.
>>150842960But anon as long as said black woman is hooking up with a white guy it's based.
>>150837001She should be playable.
>>150843183They don't need to reinvent Peter or Reed to make it work, they've played with the idea before already, the F4 are basically Peter's family when they appear together.Also there was that really gay period where Peter and Johnny were roommates, was just boys being boys I guess
>>150845331Imagine if Peter groomed this.Captcha: DYK3 0
>>150839907Yep.>>150840022>So...edgy less cool static shock rather then femboy/boring static shock.Better be a less cool version of someone than a femboy.Better be dead than become a femboy.
>>150842442Black suits her better than white.Still those damn feet...
This is the gayest thread on /co/
>>150846421The gayest thread on co SO FAR.
>>150846421Nah.
>>150845331>>150845326>>150831161>>150831068wtf I love miles now
>>150847323Same.
>>150829324Maryjane needs Miles BBC to fill her loose holes though
>>150846421And?
Boobs
>>150848860
>>150845142>They don't need to reinvent Peter or Reed to make it work, they've played with the idea before already, the F4 are basically Peter's family when they appear together.You're not getting it, bro. You're thinking of the main comics, I'm thinking of something new. An AU where they're all teens and Spidey's the leader of the group. A battle shonen.
Main point of this thread is how Miels became Miely
>>150850605Based.Peter's railing him from behind
>>150829324anal only
>>150846421it would be gay to fuck the dude version in the ass, this is double gay
>>150853056Today I will remind them
