Death Battle
>>150836057Why the guy from fnaf?
>>>/trash/78550326This is accurate, Scorpion would beat Ronald McDonald
>>150836081Defeated boundless children
>>150836081hes an expert child killer
Behold the KING
Bros... my GTA car it... it's making me feel weak in my knees and like they're about to crumble from the weight of a heavy power....
>>150836057Who could defeat him?
KKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGku!!!!
>>150836145there is no punchline to posting Kingtos style about Goku
BEASTCHADLORDGODku!!
Daily reminder that this fucker was one of the writters in the first IDW sonic comic (spoilers for the sensible).https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Kochalkahttps://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_Annual_2019That comic came from a "semi self biography, about the author", which has a son, btw.
>Dante at his absolute peak gets put into a month long coma by a wall level attack
>>150836145>>150836177
>>150836197Post the DIAPER DUO OF THESE HALLS!!!
>>150836057I think the big problem with capeshit, DBZ, Sonic, Kirby, Mario, JoJo, God of War, Hellsing, DMC, FF, FNaF and Invincible posters is that they insist upon themselves
>>150836182Actually he would've been in a coma for even longer, he got outside healing to speed it up
>>150836057>brvtally debvnked in all past threads>brvtally debvnked last thread >brvtally debvnked this thread >brvtally debvnked in all future threads Zsters...
>>150836221So how does the fight against Clive not just end in one hit?
>>150836262whose capeshit hands are those?
>>150836262Kek.
>>150836260Loreschizo bullshit, except Clive has his own and it's probably just better
>>150836305Still, it's going to be a short match. Dante will do his reddit le epic pizza dances and then Clive will shut that shit down
Makima will either stomp Alucard or cause a major upset in the Powerscaling community against Tooru.
BEAST!!!
>>150836057Say something about your first two SURVIVORS.
>>150836326
>>150836322>and then clive will one shut my stra-I mean, Dante, who is the peak of reddit, and then he willStop being so autistic anon.
When Joshua first semi-primed as a 10 year old child after watching his own father get decapitated in front of him (that's his blood all over Joshua's face), the guys around him start immolating alive just by being near him. Could Clive as the other dominant of fire do the same thing? Especially as Ifrit?
BEAST!!!!
>>150836081He has boundless power>>150836326Stop posting daipa. It's shit. It's the weakest dragon ball series of all time. SS4 Goku is literally weaker than buuhan and Vegetto.
>>150836356
Dragonkeks seethe about MoeGODs on a daily basis
>Sonic>Invincible>GoWWhat are some other characters/verses that never fail to gape DBZ?
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPZEHAHAHAHA YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU HEDGEHOG>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPAAAAHNNN I MISSED IT SO MUCH EGGHEAD, AAHHHNNN I NEEDED THIS>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPHOW GOOD IS THAT CHAINSCALING>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPAAAHHHNN, SO MUCH BETTER THAN FEEDING MINE TO MY FRIENDS>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPZEHAHAHAHAHA GET A LOAD OF THISPHANTOM RUBYYYY SMAAAASSSHHHHHHUUUUUU>PLAAAPLPRPRPRPRPRPPRPRPRPRPRPAAAAHN, AAAHHHN, OH MY GOD IVO, OH NOOOOO>SPLURGE
>>150836356>400 times stronger than the LIMITLESS GODulkFUARKKKKKKK!!!!
Strange amount of powerscaler videos coping about how blade should win because he's outerversal
>>150836354I mean yeah, vaporizing Leviathan's fucking miles long tsunami would easily be more than enough heat to achieve something like thatI'm pretty sure the fight ends also with Ifrit blatantly using fire to overpower Phoenix's own regen and heat
>>150836366Chronoa solos every verse listed though
>>150836363It said it all when butt hurt z tards tried to excuse their inadequacies while projecting their own defeats just last thread...
TITANBEASTLORDGODku!!!!
>>150836396
>>150836396this y'all hero?
>>150836346Post Dante tanking a wall level attack
>homosexual spic fanfiction Favorite character?
>y'allNIGGERulk the BROWN.
>>150836424y'all afraid of the south?
>>150836262He tanked that btw.
>>150836411Um...uh...does this count?
>>150836383Oh I know that. I mean could Clive just by being passively near people roast them alive? Would be pretty irritating to be unable to fight someone without burning just by being near them.
>>150836433>jobbed to SHITmon Slayer
I'm a big black beast
>>150836421You already know the answer!~
GAYkuRETARDkuSHARTku
>>150836438Clive incinerates his teacher by accident by just being near him as Ifrit when Ultima forcibly primes him in the same sequence I think
>>150836411Anon, Clives stomps Dante, but you sound like on of those devianart OC revenge fanfiction made by literal autists. Down to the over the top beating of a caricature.
P-POST CLIVE SLICING A MOTORCYCLE IN HALF
>>150836424
>>150836496That's because as Ifrit he's crashing out in that moment. I thought he became Ifrit because he was undergoing an extremely stressful traumatic situation just like Joshua did.
>>150836503DMC is a reddit game that deserves to be fraud checked. People say he's fucking universal when he's barely wall level. It's pathetic
Killing blow ideas? For either Dante or Clive.
>>150836538Clive's killing blow towards Dante is a normal punch which instantly puts him in a several month coma.
>>150836522True...
>>150836551You are NOT me! I would NEVER say that! Words like that marginalize transfolx who constantly do that every day! I will TEACH you to be BETTER!
>Clive looks like a featCHAD >Dante is a CapcombroWhat a conundrum
>>150836571I'm Greek kratos. I will fuck your ass, fag.
>>150836517Yes, I know it was an accident, but regardless he still can incinerate people in his vicinity with just raw heat as Ifrit>undergoing an extremely stressful traumatic situation Rewatch the scene, Ultima shows up as the hooded man and makes Clive prime
>People are unironically getting upset about Steve and Constantine being voted offI get Stevefags since that means Steve v Terrarian is probably gonna be another Cole v Alex, but seriously guys, what fights did either of these guys have?
>>150836580O-oh....you would d-do that? Uh....well...I wouldn't be opposed to such an experience, after all I remember when I was a young lad I enjoyed being a favorite of my many Spartan commanders....
>>150836522>DMC IS REDDIT! And when it gets stomped, reddit will lose, and I will winThis is sad
>>150836649>PLEASE DONT LET MY HERO GET STOMPED. HE'S WACKY PIZZA!!! EVEN THOUGH HE'S SUB-WALL LEVEL I CAN'T BARE TO WATCH HIM DIEOkay. Clive won.
>>150836057Well, just because we've never seen Kratos solo Marvel, DC, and Dragon Ball at the same time doesn't mean he can't. The winner is Kratos!!
>>150836323>Implying Death Battle won't chase Normie Views with her again and feed Alastor to herMakima v Pinhead is better anyway.
>>150836323Could the Hellsing Organization seduce Denji in between Integra, Seras and Girlycard?
>>150836657>Schizo breakdownMeds, NOW.
Do Clive get access to the Timely Accessories?
W-WATCH OUT CLIVE. DANTE CAN SLICE A TABLE IN HALF TOO
>>150836715>Meds>As in Mediterranean >Italians >Pizza Even when you lash out you only project what shames you about DMC.
I checked when he primes but there's no Ultima, Clive just has a vision of this tall burning man
>>150836742FUUUUUCK I MEANT TO REPLY TO >>150836594
>Ultima
>>150836657>DUDE PIZZA LMAO Dante is the Seth Rogen of vidya protagonists
>>150836736>italians out of nowhereFrench SCUM out.
H-HE'S COMING!
>>150836713absolutely
>>150836577>caring about CrapcomI’m rooting for Clive.
>>150836057
PLEASE SOMEONE POST ANY KIND OF ANTI-FEAT FOR CLIVE. I'M GETTING SCARED
>>150836794What's this monstrous bitch looking down on?
>>150836790there's no way this is real>check /v/>there's a thread about ito hell no
>>150836755It's a little bit before that, it's right after the Dragoon fight in that part and before Joshua turns to PhoenixEither way not sure why it matters
>>150836790AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEERR
>>150836799 Is there any reason for Clive to get immeasurable speed or even faster than light? Figure since Dante is gonna get that.
>>150836836Yes, Clive dodges and directly outpaces/flies lasers made of light several times>Figure since Dante is gonna get thatWhen has Dante ever done anything "immeasurably" fast
>>150836836He fights in the interdimensional rift, which is beyond space and time. If characters like Sonic can get this wank, so should Clive.
>>150836805
Calling it now. Dante's respectful death will be him seeing Vergil in hell after dying and he'll be happy to see him.
There's definitely gonna be a Jackpot line from Dante along with Clive saying "The Only Fantasy here is yours!"
>>150836852>When has Dante ever done anything "immeasurably" fastI'm not saying I agree, I'm just saying he'll probably get that due to some esoteric lore shenanigans.
Top 10 funniest tweets of all times
>>150836876Dante is a guy who never surrender. Clive is cool, sure, but Dante is too crazy to die, and he's faced far more powerful opponents than Clive. He's not even the strongest Final Fantasy character. Lightning and the Warrior of Lighght are.
>>150836900I doubt it, they didn't give immeasurable speed to Kratos even though they did technically give him a "feat" most battleboarders think is infinite speed. I assume they'll be either tied or Clive has an advantage since Clive actually outruns lasers while the best Dante gets is just dodging one
>>150836924>and he's faced far more powerful opponents than CliveLike wall level Urizen....
>>150836092WTF JIREN IS DOMINATING THIS THREAD
>>150836953Dormamu MvC.
>>150836925also, you know, he just fucking flies into space to fight Bahamut.
>>150836964>MvCSo is Clive getting his crossovers as feats?
>>150836994SMT>FF deal with it.
>>150836964>MvC>800 lbs to 25 ton strength>700 mph speedWeakte...
>>150837008Dante can adapt fast. Point is Lightning can one shot Clive.
>>150837043Lightning one shots every Capcom character outside of Asura.
>>150837008
>>150836994what crossovers? dissidia is canon. He just hasnt been in one until likely now.
>>150837054
>>150837050I think Lightning can destroy Asura and destroy the universe with one blow. Lightning can fight against Asura final boss.
>>150837073Sexiness: unmeasurable
>>150837000>FF monsters regularly show up in new Monster Hunter games as top predators that require full squads of hunters to take down, arguably outstripping or even matching the peaks of the verse like Fatalis or Zoh Shia>a single Monster Hunter hunter basically scales equally to the entirety of the MVCI roster, including DanteKEKAROOO!
>>150837083SMT verse is still stronger.
>>150837095Monster Hunter also scales to SMT via Dante and thus Clive scales to SMT as well through Monster Hunter. BOOM
>>150837095Post anyone from SMT destroying a universe NOW
>>150837125SMT verse casually destroy worlds like it's nothing. What a joke.
>>150837125>Clive scales to SMT too nowL-L-L-L-L-LET'S NOT BRING SMT SCALING INTO THIS MATCH.
Yahweh solos
>>150836790>H-Hayai
I thought Dante could destroy universes. You're telling me he's barely wall tier!?
>>150837054This girl better have a black boyfriend or else I'll get mad
What the FUCK is SMT?
>>150837131>Post anyone from SMT destroying a universe NOWthere are more than six instances of this:nocture (lucifer explanation), persona 2, desu2 (polaris absolute control of the universe, smt iv (dark hole tied to yhwh's biblical canon, smt va (creation egg), smt vv, strange journey's schwarzwelt, etc
>>150837043>Point is [character with no relevance to the conversation] can oneshot CliveI mean, you'd be wrong about that anyway but why insist on bringing up Lightning?
>>150837224Shin Megami Tensei. Look it up.
>>150837150all roads lead to SMT>>150837230>fucking up the ()shameful displaysee you later
>Clive tanks a Zettaflare with basically no damage>Zettaflare is the same spell that can wipe the party in Bravely Default>the same party who go on to fight a multiverse devouring god who straight up consumes multiple universes in his boss fight and starts breaking into the real world, meaning Clive CASUALLY scales massively above R>F outer>Zettaflare is also the same spell that Donald Duck uses to defeat Xehanort>this means that Clive gets the full brunt of Disney AND Kingdom Hearts scalingBOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!WHAT SMT, exactly?
>>150837234The point is, Clive isn't the strongest. Only the strongest stay on top.
>>150837207Trish can turn herself black.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU6CQ8O79qo
>>150837008>700 mph speedSo he's as fast as the Hulk?
My hero's crossovers? He DOMINATES everyone he comes across.
Have you apologized to the slay queen yet
>>150837264Donald Duck is so strong... BUT NOT AS STRONG AS MY HOMOSEXUAL HERO DION! What a tough fight for Clive... he needed to fuse with his own brother to win against a juiced up Dion! If only he could use that power on his own... OH WAIT HE CAN AND DID SO IN THE FINAL BATTLE!
>>150836057>everyone in this image>jobs to koffing
>>150837196I-It's okay if we look at DMC5's ending I'm sure we will find something abov-N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150837323>Clive not only gets the exact power he had during his fight with Bahamut and goes Ifrit Risen by himself>but then he gets all of Ultima's god power on top of THATF-FUUUCKKKKK!!!!!! QUICK, DANTE, GET YOUR MOTORCYCLE CUTTING SWORD REA-*AACCKKK*
GOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!https://files.catbox.moe/t7iwq8.mp4
fuck it. clive gets all the powerscaling>but he was never in that gam—it doesn't matter. he gets itdanto betto run
>>150837335OUTER-HYPER-SUPER-MULTI-DIMENSIONAL PUNCH BTW THAT WOULD HAVE ERASED FINAL FANTASY FROM REAL LIFE IF NERO PUNCHED CLIVE WITH THAT
>>150837353Not only that but he OWNED Omega who would be way stronger than Dion juiced up on that crystal because not only is Omega's feats better than it but he was juiced up on a mothercrystal the same way Dion was. He gets THAT and ALL OF THOSE POWERUPS and THEN gets his EXTRA IFRIT FORM ON HIS OWN. It's like if Goku could become Gogeta on command without Bejita.
>>150837393Actually correct Nero is that buffed. But he can be cucked through Kyrie.
>With Tekken scaling, Clive gets Street Fighter scaling, so he gets MVC Scaling anyway >With FFXIV crossovers, Clive gets Monster Hunter scaling so he also gets Asura's Wrath, DMC, Sonic scaling>With Sonic and DMC Clive gets SMT scaling
>>150837391Dante got his. Immortality Kratos, Doomslayer, Spawn style.
Imagine if Samus wins and the community votes for her to fight Master Chief, Lmao
>>>/trash/78552724OH NO NO NO NO SHITrenBROS WE LOST TO TOUHOUGODS
>>150837526>Noooo but it's a heckin' LEGACY match! Don't you remember watching Haloid?!
Vlad Tepes III! YOUR SOULS ARE OURS!!!
>>150837821Alucard would actually be happy to die to Maka because Alucard wishes to be bested by a human. Which is why he gets so sad and angry when Anderson turned himself into a master.
>>150837848>>150837821I mean Anderson turned himself into a monster. After ripping and crushing Anderson's heart, Alucard starts crying tears of blood.
>>150836135
Its so over for Dante unless they give him full on SMT.Clive is already semi confirmed to be in the new dissidia.
>>150836177Didn't Cell beat Goku so thoroughly he ran away and died after he stepped up again
>>150837878Zidane looking so handsome.
>>150837878Dante doesn't even scale to Demifiend. He's fucked no matter what.
>>150837878Why the fuck hasn't 16 already had the same crossover material the others had? All he's had is one quest in FF14, they didn't even add an Ultimalius boss.
>>150837923Yes he does? What?
>>150837878We basically already established that if they go full autism with crossovers Clive literally gets everything Dante has except probably even better >>150837083 >>150837454>Clive is already semi confirmed to be in the new dissidia.he's the front and center shade on the teaser
>>150837957they trollin
>>150837957Dante is just another party member. Might as well say Jack Frost scales to Demifiend.
>>150837962Doesn't Clive look a bit too skinny? He's not a twink.
>>150836857>a spaceship the size of England You expect me to believe this shit?!
>>150837962Thats why i said semi. He hasnt been shown yet.Heck it can even be that SQ for some reason decides to make Clive and only Clive a complete separate being than his FFXVI self.
>>150837968He can fight with lucifer, or satan (has been along time since I played DMC3), it doesn't make sense otherwise.
>>150837923Point is Clive doesn't have connection to hell. Dante power is immeasurable by that. Kill Kratos he rise again kill Spawn he rise again unlimited respawns until victory. Only Lightning is connected to the underworld, and with that power she was defeated by time travel hacks.
>>150837962SMT has higher cosmology than FF tho
>>150837969He just wears a lot of bulky clothing/armor in game, the gacha seems to be putting everyone in more casual clothing. Regardless it's the same messy hair and sword
>>150837989WOAH YOU MEAN ALL DEMONS ARE IMMEASURABLE??? I didn't know Lady was so transcendent...
>>150838005lady isnt a fucking demon
>>150837957Realistically Dante only actually scales to midgame Demi when he's a bossfight, not endgame stuff where Demi actually gets super strongI mean you can take him to endgame but there's no real indication that's actually canon. It's like saying Weedle scales to Arceus because that's a thing that can you do in Pokemon
>>150838009Lady KILLS demons you retard
>>150838005Yes they are, Spawn won against Zarathos Ghost rider because of that. Time travel hacks can wreck them.
>>150838019Dante fucking chases down endgame demi fiend, who has to RUN AWAY from him.
Play SMT 4 it's Kino but easy.
>>150838019Dante appears to the final boss fight with maximum power.
>>150838042So why does Dante go into a coma at a wall level attack?
Didn't a dev say Dante barely escape Beelzebub in SMT?
reminder that Atlus made the Dante cameo non canon
>>150838042that happens like halfway through the game nigger, arguably even earlier
>>150838056SMT dante?nero is also in SMT.>>150838074???
>>150838000So what's he going to look like and do in this? The rest of the protagonists are teenagers or early 20's at most while Clive is 33, Jill is 30.
>>150838074PS2 SMT3 is canon.
>>150836803>>150838117>>150836057Who has the best drip here
>>150838115It got RETFUCKINGCONNED by the Remaster putting Raidou in Dante's place and Dante was DLC.
>>150838133Noone cares about remasters.
>>150838133???? Faggot they still made Dante available as dlc. VOICED DLC.
>>150837924Because 16 didn't do as well as Square Enix was hoping
>>150838115SMT Dante is DMC Dante, no?
>>150838157Yes. And he got punched by an smt scaled nero.
>>150838031Spawn actually in the 2.0 club. Woah impressive. Kratos is weaker than Spawn lol.
This is how the Ladies react when you talk about Dimensional scaling and GoW lore around them
>>150838161Was Urizen SMT scaled too?
>>150838133Who gives a shit about the cat fucker raidou? He can bully dog fucker constantine in his pity match as far as I care.
Funny thing is, if you give Dante SMT scaling, then Bayoetta and Sonic would also get SMT scaling because of gacha.
Dante needs all the possible powerscaling he could get. Clive just needs his game.
>>150838181Dante is stronger than Bayo.
>>150838171yes
>the entirety of SMT that Dante can tank before he's forced to go devil mode is...a shallow 2 foot crater in stone
>>150838181Dark schneider gets SMT scaling...And you know what he has? Smart atoms in steroids
>>150838196How? He's not in any SMT games
>>150838192bitch dante kills game cliveclive is the one that needs dissidia and dodge smt
>>>/trash/78553478Wtf Vilgaxbros!?
>>150838209Post Dante tanking a wall level threatPost Dante destroying a mountainPost Dante killing a God
>>150838224Dante got this.
>>150838224To be fair SMT let's him do the last one
>Tick tock FRAUD Emperor
>>150838206
>>150838224Just because we haven't seen Dante do those things doesn't mean he can't!
>>150838241.....WITH DEMIFIEND CARRYING 99.999999999999999999999% OF THE FIGHT
/dbg/ Queen of the week
>>150838163Yes!! Just replace "Ladies" with 6'1 240ibs Transwomen and you'd be dead on!
>>150836057Post characters who would get WEAKER with SMT scaling
>>150838301Clive
>>150838252https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvlh3i6mYeoDemi Fiend need summons to be useful, Dante deal by his own skills.
>>150838298No need for that distinction because Trans women are women.Also I don't know why you felt the need to point out their weights, that's just Incel behavior
>>150838301Kratos actually got nerfed with Soul Calibur scaling. Lizardman stole his moveset which confirms that Lizardman killed and ate SC Kratos.
>>150838289>I LOST TO THIS?!?!
>>150838324Imagine jobbing to SC's canon jobber
>>150838130Is that Krile second from left on the bottom?
>>150838339Someone please tell me what the fuck this pic is all about
>>150838244GODkara the GALAXY DESTROYER will solo
>>150836790BOUNDLESS speeds!
KINGte winning would seems like it would cause the most butthurt here so I'll root for him
>>150838386It's an edit of Krillin watching other men rail his wife
>>150838339KEKKYPOWYABADABADOOO
>>15083844118 cheated on him?
>>150838289Spike was so lucky, fucking Buffy on the balcony.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k9HPczr7TI
>>150838386>He is unaware Witness history in the making
>>150838583I had no idea. Bald midget cuck...
>>150838583And the internet was never the same since.
>>150838583>MY HERO rides off into the sunset with a hot blue haired girl leaving behind a bald midget cuckKEKYROOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>150838339>Some mother fucker is always trying to YABA DABA DO uphill
>>150838583Funny every single time.
FFXVI is so ambiguous with its ending.>Did Joshua come back to life?>Why did Jill smile a the end?>Did Clive survive?>Did Joshua actually write the book or did Clive take his name?The writers refused to answer.
Seriously though how the fuck do you come back from jobbing to god damn Daphne
>>150838642What's your hero's name?
>>150838356Lizardman gets more Ivy pussy in a day than human men could survive
>>150836177>Fight that he lost
>>150838728That's because Ivy refuses to have sex with human men to prevent the birth of the Antichrist.
>>150838710KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
>>150836329From what?
>>150838728Does she really get dicked by lizards?
>Krillin is a cuck guys!>he ditched a literal whore Maron and got 18 and happily is a dad now????
>>150838339to a jewess no less
>>150838678It's not that vague. Jill wishes on the red star that Clive will survive at the start of the game, and her wish comes true. She makes the same wish right before the final battle. The end of the game has her seeing Metia again, implying Clive survived and she knows. Clive also previously says he wants to become a writer once all the fighting ends, so yes it's very much implied he takes up Joshua as a pen name while the actual Joshua almost definitely dies.
Why did Krillin name his daughter after his ex?
>>150838797Champions Island, the current champions' ballot. Samus and Meta Knight survived the first elimination poll.
>>15083882218 takes other mens cocks whenever Krillin isn't looking
>>150838201>Attack Dante tanked
If Terumi were for some reason to have a Death Battle, I'd like a joke about Ragna killing Terumi once and for all... until he came back in the mobile game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzuUcT5ZqYo
>>150836057>Still no CharaFREEEXPtosFREEEXPtrap
>>150838882SAR...
Love slop
>>150837322Never had to
>>150838920Kratos has finite HP, I don't think he can beat someone at LV 20.
>>150838862The credits song lyrics are also about Jill waiting for and seeing Clive again>side quest has Jill talking about how the rising dawn always means he's coming >End has the dawn comingAlso it just seems to fit the games story more. It's only right that Clive comes back and PLAPS Jill to her hearts content. That or she finds him and starts plapping him.
Clive is basically the chimera love child/Cell to Dante, Nero, Vergil, Bayonetta, Asura, and Kratos. This isn't fair to Dante.
>>150839029Explain why he is all those people.
>>150838968I think Kratos becoming a "better man" actually puts him at a severe disadvantageIf LV 20 is the max "level of violence", then Kratos's level of violence would be lower than Chara's
>>150838920Hal's sneakily fucking her behind the crowd, you just can't see it because she's too small to stand out
>>150839029Dante fought Lucifer, Clive don't. Dante wins.
>>150839053Even at his most utterly brutal, Kratos had things he did not want to destroy. He could callously smash innocents, but he still stopped to fuck Aphrodite. He could never achieve maximum violence.
>>150839053the joke though is that kratos calls himself a better man...while snapping a guy's neck like a twig and basically being just as violent and angry as before. the difference is that he now has a onions faggoty holier-than-thou attitude about it
>>150839051>Asura, Bayonetta, KratosAbsurd feats during QTEs that clearly channel their games>Dante, Nero, VergilJust look at his moveset, it's not even subtle.
>>150839077Clive fought God who also is basically Satan though
Be better, /dbg/.
>>150839106>Kratos>Absurd featsUm...
We are NEVER getting an episode like Buffy vs Blade ever again
>>150838289Was the one who played her a man? She/he/it had an awfully pronounced jaw.Also who's the gayfag manlet with the man bun that played Blade? Could they have gotten a bigger sissy?
>>150839121Kratos killing Chronos is still more impressive than so called cape multiversals like Doomsday.
>>150839089>the joke though is that kratos calls himself a better man...while snapping a guy's neck like a twig and basically being just as violent and angry as before That was about breaking the cycle of parricide not violence in general. He says "We must be better than this"
>>150839108All pagan gods are small fly to Lucifer. First after God. Morpheus can fight him though Persona 3 protag. Which makes Dante the coolest guy literally he is like Dean and Sam from supernatural and Buffy.
>>150839150>Was the one who played her a man? She/he/it had an awfully pronounced jaw.GirlVoice and boobs don't lie>Also who's the gayfag manlet with the man bun that played Blade? He's short but he's great at sword choreography and I'd argue his performance in that regard makes up for his height and voice (which even he joked about)
>>150839150She was butch woman. she had tits and a feminine voice. listen to her fucking voice she's obviously just in her 30's.
>>150836057I've always hated Kratos as a character. He's like a donutsteel that some 6th grader made after learning about Greek mythology for the first time.>"My character is a Spartan and he's the most strongest character and kills all the Greek gods! And then he kills all the gods from other places too!"
>>150839106To better clarify the moveset comparisons, see this video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8cWPBlOtb4
>the state of america that people consider an obvious troon a woman
>>150839169>Voice and boobs don't lieBoobs do in fact lie. Just look at Steve-O, but I'll give it to you when it comes to voice. Trannies can only produce that vile parody of a feminine voice.
transwomen tongue my anus
>>150839188LISTEN TO MAIR'S FUCKING VOICETHAT'S A BUTCH WOMAN
>>150839208Street Fighter bro...Guilty Gear bro...
>>150839208Melee bro...
>>150839168Ultima is literally capital G God. There's a lot of Christianity related imagery in FF16 specifically around Ultima. That seems a bit beyond Dante's paygrade, even Demi was only just being prepped to fight big G, he never actually does so in Nocturne
>bladefags can't bbcpost after getting buckbroken so they resort to troonvestigation gymnastics instead
So why didn't Ultima get FF scaling
>>150839221>that jaw>womanPeople can learn to sound like different peopleImpersonations are a thing
>>150839242I even looked her up. nothing says she has a dick or an adam's apple.
>>150839237Dude irl pagan religion doesn't mean shit. Which makes Lucifer the ultimate being that kicks ass. Only Michael can chalange, he is like God of War but good.
>>150838224>Post Dante tanking a wall level threatStopping the Savior's punch should count.>Post Dante destroying a mountain>Post Dante killing a GodSid got pretty big by the end, Dante took him out in a single attack.
>>150839237Ultima isn't THE God though. He was part of a race of godlike aliens that faced near extinction from the blight.
>itt people coping that they jacked off to a troon's bolted on tits and trying to prove its a real woman
>>150839266Is this copium?
Is there any short black character Fikshun could play where his voice and height would fit a bit better? His choreography is really good.
>>150839301Miles Morales, no joke, the voice suits him perfectly too.
N-NO! THIS CANNOT BE...the CHICK I jerked to...has a DICK???
>>150839308He actually has played Miles before in one of his videos.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwK37WIL1Io
>team wiz lost againKWAB
>literally imagining a dick where there isn't oneFavorite character?
Oh no the woman i jerked it to... has a dick? *furiously masturbating harder*
>>150839331Blade of course!
Last year I learned that Wiz has fangirls. They think he's cute, and love that he's smart.
>>150839326>Alright maybe he'd need some ironing out in other places to fit that role too
>>150839357I mean yeah. I assume gays love Boomstick since he's fat and hairy and probably has a huge dick
>>150839331LORDnic the BOUNDLESShog of course!~
>>150836329So who got booted
>>150839357It's not surprising I look and sound like Wiz and the ladies love me
>>150839331Thought it would be obvious.
>BBCfags lost, so they have to pretend Buffy's actress is a troonYou can't just accept defeat with dignity, can you?
I have begun to enjoy Futanari....
>>150839386John Constantine and Steve. Team Wiz just lost the second challenge too so their characters will be on the next poll, the biggest targets right now seem to be Samus and Frieren.
futas aren't even gay though
>>150839266I'm pretty sure they were going for more Kristy Swanson Buffy than Sarah Michelle Gellar Buffy
>>150839412I am not gay.
>>150839411The story for this is funny, Team Wiz was winning and got to the last challenge first, but apparently someone leaked half of the solution to the other team which let them brute force it.
BBCfags are tired of the fictional world they've created, so they decided to make a new one where women have penises.
My hero says there's no shame in taking a dick.>captcha: saars
yeah she looks really similar to kristy swanson buffy
>>150839412Sure it isn't bro, sure it isn't.
Yup, BBC didn't lose because that brotha didn't want to fuck a man
>>150839181and all the lady gods want him sexually, even the villain ones who are trying to kill him, and all their daughters and sidecharacters too, even in stories where it doesn’t fit the sad and tragic tone for all the male sidecast. And all the male gods before they die have to give a speech like “FUARK KRATOS YOU MAY BE A CHADLY UNSTOPPABLE BEAST OF A MAN BUT YOU WILL NEVER SMOKE THE BOOF OF THE GODS!!!”
>>150839412They are cause you only like futa because of the dick
>>150839167I'm shocked the sheer amount of brainlets that think that scene was about "violence bad", when it was about "children killing their parents bad". He even quotes Zeus from GOW2 with "the cycle ends here" from when he killed Kratos to try and break the patricide cycle
>>150839449KINGtos is a wise man...
>>150839425>>150839456...yeah that tracks. mair's portrayal matches her perfectly.
Why is team Wiz so SHIT?
>>150839331Jade Harley
>>150839432More like 90%. Finding the imgur link hidden in a borderline unreadable nonogram puzzle was the hardest part by far, the rest was just a quick math equation. This is absolutely a fraudulent win but since there's no proof of cheating Wiz is back on the chopping block.
>>150839516It makes sense cause Sarah Michelle Geller's performance is incredibly iconic and recognizable, doing Kristy Swanson gives you more leeway
>>150839167>>150839496Then he should’ve killed Freya, the actually guilty one, and denied Baldr his revenge fantasy.Not randomly murdered the victim of the two for not obeying his commands like a dog. Freya even spends the start of the next game trying to kill Atreus and Kratos only runs away, doesn’t raise a hand to her. He implies she’s been doing this every time they leave the house all Fimbulwinter and he forbids Atreus to even defend himself from the mad bitch.
Spawn is the Ultimate Death Battle black character. Won both his battles and go some universal shit for his second battle.
>>150839496People get it perfectly fine dumbassThe thing is that it still basically boils down to 'violence bad but uhh actually not when le wrong people (who we say are wrong) do it' because Baldur was completely justified in wanting to kill Freya and Freya even let him do it because she knew she was in the wrongKratos wasn't justified in doing the shit he did past killing Ares, there's no reason to condemn all instances of killing your parents
>>150839541a Better Man does not defend himself against women who try to kill him every single day for 3 years, and also canonically ordered all the Raiser Factions in that game to kill him too, and teaches his son never to defend himself either. You won’t understand this because you are a monster who doesn’t believe women.
Say something nice about our next champions island loser.
>>150839541>Then he should’ve killed Freya, the actually guilty oneHoly shit you are an actual idiot. Freya's crime is long over, killing her solves nothing.
>>150839719It punishes a crazy evil remorseless bitch who canonically would and did try to kill Atreus next
>>150839719>just let people do horrible shit to you chud>if they get away with it for years and years, then it's fine because all of that happened in the past
>>150839719>punishing crimes solves nothing
>>150839154Doomsdays and Superman once shattered the Phantom Zone in one of their fights. So this is Cap.
You sexist bigoted chuds will never be KINGS like Kratos
What happens if Freya just killed Atreus at this moment? How will KINGtos teach her then?
>>150839781Given that both of them killed each other to an impact that shattered a few windows and made a 20 ft crater in concrete obviously the Phantom Zone isn't that durable
>>150839719
>>150839412
>>150839811“Thank you, Queen. At least he died a Better Man, and atoned for our wrongdoings as men.”
>>150839811Kratos would enact eminent domain on her barren womb until she gives him another non binary boy
>>150839811Atreus is a white chud who deserves to be killed by female POCKINGtos would simply find another beautiful Nordic white woman and then probably have the Egyptian or Hindu gods enjoy her to give him a much less problematic son
>>150839399That would just mean that Blade lost his head to a fucking tranny, like cmon mang, that is like saying "Y-Yeah? While the guy who kicked my ass, and sent me to the hospital is actually an sped, checkmate!"
>>150839819"In my opinion"
Post Clive destroying a building
>>150839820He deserved it for saying the F word
>>150839743That was for what immediately came after, dummy.>>150839755Forgive those who have done horrible shit to you if they obviously didn't want it to happen.>>150839757It certainly doesn't when that crime was made in innocence.
>>150839841Freya would use a binding vow to change his genre into a mystery creature. Making it useless, boom.
>>150839931But she did want it to happen and could have removed it at any time, she just refused to over and over and went to absurd lengths to stop him removing it himself
You're being dishonest if you don't think Buffy's actress had many points in the video where she looked like a guy.
Enough about KEKtos this is a Final Fantasy thread.
>>150839931Baldur literally tells her to her face that he's living in perpetual torture and all she does is just say that she's his mother and that he'll thank her for it. Then she also curses Mimir to never talk about mistletoe. Kratos also learns all of this and decides to kill the white chud who's been suffering for centuries
>>150839181 Yeah he should have been an uber-overpowered long-haired self insert with big long swords made by a japanese man, THEN he would be cool
>>150840005Does hope exist in Final Fantasy? Then Kratos exists in Final Fantasy. All roads lead to Kratos
>>150840024I mean yeah. Who wants to play as a fat bald faggot with a scraggly beard
>>150839997same is true of any butch woman, look at kristy swanson
>>150840044Short Kings, Plus sized people and folically challenged folls are BEAUTIFUL and deserve representation, CHUD.
>>150840039https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Hope_Estheim
It's not a God of War thread you schizo.
>>150840065That's a man
>>150840065I still can’t believe Skyler from Breaking Bad wasn’t Woody Harrelson in a wig
>>150840082>>150840087Kratos is the God of Hope. The Power of Hope is everywhere, in fiction and in real life
>>150839706Thank fuck you won't get fed to gachaslop
>>150840094she's literally posed nude, you can just look up kristy swanson playboy
>>150840065Still pretty clearly looks like a woman here
>>150839411>Team Wiz just lost the second challenge too Seriously? Already? That's embaressing.>the biggest targets right now seem to be Samus and FrierenAt least Samus made it past one week, but I'm fine with her getting voted out now.>>150839706She'll always be the winner in my heart.
>>150839811 I mean he would obviously pulverize her, let's not pretend otherwise
>>150839965>Son, I want you to understand that I’m sorry for your suffering. I know you can’t feel the coldness or warmth of the air. You can’t experience the taste of any food nor drinks. You can’t feel the touch of a woman. You can’t enjoy life the way you want to. But it’s ok as long as you’re safe. No, I will not tell you how to undo this curse. My wants come first so you will forever be an unfeeling being.
>>150840110yhwach? stomps kratos
>>150840168Well i played Ragnarok where in the opening scene she fucking stabs him in the heart with a knife and he still refuses to hit her.
>>150840212Kratos will redeem him and teach him to be a Better Man
Hulkbros...Even when amped, we are fodder to GOATzilla...
I thought Team Wiz was supposed to be the smart one
>>150840212Post Yhwach flipping a temple
>>150840157Yes, the challenge this time was solving 5 puzzles and each would reveal a question to answer. Team Wiz technically solved all the puzzles first but Team Boomstick got the final answer right first so they won.
>>150840122>fights hulk wins
>Team Wiz lost again Ok, so this is Revenge of the island... Someone on team Wiz is intentionally sabotaging their own team to get them all eliminated until they reach the merge.Expect the last guy on that team to reach almost the finals (and job pathetically at the end)
>>150840249>One billion>One Trillion>I need only One. Kekzlila.
Those excel pastas are gold. Really encapsulates self insert fag's. God I hate them.
>boosted by Pym Particles>armed with weaponry that weakena Godzilla>still gets raped>in a canon 616 comic to bootKEKlk
I support euthanization of the mentally ill>Waaaaaaah muh burnout>Waaaaah muh depressionIf you can't hit the gym, get a job/talent and grow up, you should just be killed, it's that simple, its ontologically correct, mankind has denied this because they have built illusions like "morality" to make themselves feel better and free, but they forget they are only oppressing the mentally ill who wind up developing pessimistic, relativistic, postmodern, post-structural and nihilistic philosophies to cope with itThe only way to fix this is to EXCEL upon our technology with the combination of occult practices to liberate mankind from the Demiurge Yahweh's imposed biology but that is simply an ideal of fiction, seeing as how God's chosen people rule the earth and exist in a higher plane of existence that gives them infinite surveillance over all possibilities in the von neumann timeline, allowing them to intercept the very quantum consciousness making any ritual or attempt at supernatural manifestations non-existent (jews are outerversal BEASTS)So in conclusion:It's either I should be killed or accept submission and compromiseUnfortunately since I am a valid robot-boy I can't troon out, so YABBA DABBA DOOOO!!! BRING OUT THE ROCK BVLLS!!!
>>150840343Qrd?
>>150840380>>in a canon 616 comic to bootKnull is showing up in the sequelThis shit can't be canon
>>150840275I-I CAN'THE ONLY LIFTED A CITY THE SIZE OF THE SEREITEI BUT HE NEVER FLIPPED ITAAAAHHHHH
>>150840406Natural environment is the gym, nigger.
>>150840434Knull literally came back from the dead like last week in a Venom comic
>>150840434There are too many inconsistencies besides that
>>150840467Yeah and the current 616 status quo is incompatible with the crossover right now for various other reasonsKnull is back for now sure but trying to fit this crossover in what's going on in canon is like to trying to argue why Dragon Ball Z movies are canon
>>150840406I wrote this btw
>>150840495Writer literally directly said the comic is 616 bro
>>150840507Yeah and marketing for Kevin Smith's MotU series said it was a sequel to the Filmation cartoon despite EVERYTHING ABOUT IT literally contradicts said show hard
Post matchups that would break the internet.
>>150836329Please don't get fed to some sort of gachaslop
>>150840123PlayBoy covered politics?
>>150840408Anon who spammed cuck posts about Simon for months got outed on characterrant, people got his post history, he had fart fetishes and a Jenny Wakeman OC he used for RPing
>>150840561doom and 40k do not overlap40k is better off paired with star wars. the emp with yhwach
>>150840561Doom Slayer solo infinity nids. Prove me wrong.
>>150840561
>>150840408A jennyfag shilling his shitty fanfiction, he also seems to really seethe over religionCHADS>>150818132>>150818171>>150818199>>150818271>>150818280>>150818294
>>150840603Oh thats sad
>>150840603What? Really?
>>150840506
>>150840603I don't have a fart fetish you fucking cunts i was just shitposting about that mr incredible animation and i only argued against simon here once
>Hulk armed with outside help, weakness specific weapons and just being made giant by pym particles just got defeated by GodzillaAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE DEATH BATTLE SAMA SAVE ME LIKE YOU DID OMNI MAN
>>150840691Duggan's a hackMore news at a 11
Remember when hulkfags gloated and said he’d draw with base hulk?
>gag comicI sleep
>>150840707>n-no death battle can’t be wrong, it’s Marvel themselves who are wrong!
>>150836790Mega Excadrill too, he's got a run back in India Death Battle then.
YUMMEROOOO!!! I LOVE FARTS!!!
>>150840122
>marvelfags already cryingUh...I warned you?
>>150836811It is so stupid that it reverses back to kino
>>150840712Death Battle themselves pre-emptively made sure to cover it with a black pop-out going over Elseworldsinb4 he said it's 616It sure as hell ain't 616 when you actually use your brain and notice the inconsistencies
Reminder this one feat alone is going to be leagues better than anything Dante can put out, even with SMT scaling.
>>150840752>Marvel themselves who are wrongYou know these people are freelancers right?
>absolute Batman has sex with absolute Catwoman who's a Black cutie >Beefy man is the bottom for her Black Queen >Curly haired Black Woman DC is saved, I will now buy all your comics
>>150840604Redpill me on Emprah vs Yhwach.What are the connections? What are Yhwach and Emp's wincons?
>>150840775>i-its inconsistent!Like 99% of capeshit? If you want to cling to a literal fanfiction over what just happened in the source material then that’s ok. But I will let you know that it makes you look fucking pathetic.
>>150840803...Death Battle?
>>150840792>200X THE ENERGY TO BLOW UP EARTHBEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTTTTTEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR FFFFFFFRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGG
>>150840808This showcases how Absolute Batman would no diff Dante because he has canon sex Scaling, while Dante only has non canon sex Scaling
>>150840808Blade vs Buffy proved that on screen sex feats > statements
Hulkfags already crying lmao.
>>150840805>Like 99% of capeshit?This isn't about power levels, this is about basic continuity Again it's like why Dragon Ball Z movies can't be canon no matter what the directors say
>>150840832Tell me Batman's feats he gets from this.
>>150840803I hate Catwoman x Batman ever since Tom King's run
>>150840792Would Mr Frog throwing the awards into the sun even faster be more or less impressive?
>>150840303>>150840434>>150840707>>150840720
>>150840792>Breaks a fragment of the moon >Does absolutely nothing to the earth >Yeah this feat is 200 times planetary Now I get why shit like Deku moving some clouds is calced up to planetary or some shit, Powerscaling math is inherently retarded
>>150840792>Visibly enraged and using all of his strength>"Casually" These people are retarded
>kaijeet melty
it's literally a gag comic though
>>150840507He gave a fucking half-hearted non-answer because he knows this shit doesn't actually make sense
>hulkfag sobbing so much he has to pretend there's a kaijufag meltdownL. M. F. A. O
>insisting on going with the self admitted fanfic instead of the actual loreUnsurprising really, hulkfags have been obnoxious as fuck for the last month.
>>150840792FROGTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSS IS A BETTER MAAAAAANNNNNN
>>150840870>He destroyed a chunk of the moon in secondsvs>Deku moved some clouds
>>150840896>>150840891>>150840875pic related
>>150840896>it's canon 100%sounds like a closed case to me
>>150840908>actual loreWhich the crossover itself is already breaking because it's incompatible with current 616It's prioritizing marketable evergreen depictions over what's happening in the actual current status quo which is made worse because now Knull is getting involved
How is this even surprising anyways? You should've seen this coming the second Hulk was confirmed to be showing up 1 issue before the last in this miniseries.
>>150840631They already fought before death battle was even a thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4F29kPldLQ
>>150840896The screencap literally says it’s 100% canon. But capeshitters can’t read.
>>150840896Oh so he confirmed it's 100% canon...twice.
>>150840870I actually believe one vs disbelieve the other because clouds are used as decoration for a punch against an earthly target that does nothing. An attack at the moon destroying the moon is the feat in itself. If Deku was specifically trying to move clouds then I would count the cloud feat.
>The Avengers lost>The Justice League lostOur only hope capebros….
>>150840933I told them that months ago but they coped and said base hulk would win. Now they’re coping that it doesn’t count at all.
>>150840850Sleeping with a Black Queen rises a man's Testosterone by 300 times. White women were created by Yakub, so they lost the divine spark that gives them a soul.Black women were created by Ollorun and they are inherently ensouled beings. A black woman's soul is actually more voluminous than the average soul because they can give birth and so they give part of their souls to their children.Black women are beings inherently linked to life (that's why black countries have high fertility rates)Their souls are so abundant that just Bonding with them makes it so your own soul gets a piece of theirs, making it bigger and stronger.In other words, when you copulate with a black Queen you become an ascended man.In batman's case, he gained a true soul (because as a white golem he had none to begin with)
>>150839706Where are you guys finding this fanfic
>>150840122Why is Hulk not even looking at Nolan?
>>150840954Splinter's so fucking done with Mikey's bullshit.
>>150840965My lie detector is dead silent.
>>150840965Sooo Batman gained nothing feats wise.
>>150840952that's not the point thoughdestroying a quarter of the moon and saying it can destroy the planet 200 times over is fucking stupidactually the deku punch if anything maybe has more validity since as you said it basically just hits one guy and the clouds (even if it would also be really stupid)
>author literally says it’s canon multiple times>NUH UH IT DOESNT COUNT HE DIDNT EVEN GIVE A CLEAR ANSWER OK HE DID BUT IT STILL DOESNT MATTERGo watch the episode again to calm down.
>>150840923>>150840939>>150840943Again, his point was more for evergreen depictions rather than drastic elseworld esque ones like how Godzilla himself is based on his Showa era depiction rather than Heisei, Monsterverse, etc Trying to argue this is canon is like trying to argue MotU Revelations is a sequel to Filmation He-Man because that marketing called it despite the piling of inconsistencies that makes the show impossible to be a sequel to begin with.
>>150840896Which stage of Hulkfag cope are we on right now?
>>150840965This is back by science AND religion, btw.
okay, but it's literally a gag comic
>>150840954>To be honest, my sons, Hamato Yoshi and Aroku Saki were kind of dumb... They saw a big radioactive dinosaur and thought they could ninja kick it to death... Learn from their mistakes, my children
>>150840988Cry about it some more, it’s not going to change that your favorite webshow is incorrect, and it’s far from the first time.
>>150840986>>author literally says it’s canon multiple timesYeah and the author himself is a freelancer who doesn't hold authority on the entirety of the Marvel Universe which ignores this crossover altogether.
>>150840962To be fair they did make him kaiju-sized for no reason here, I don't wanna sound biased but it's obvious Godzilla would have a better chance at taking him down if they're the same height.
>>150841001I'll make you gag on my cock
>>150840988Evergreen, everclear, everlasting, it doesn't matter. It still happened
>>150840965Batman gained a lot of thing feat wise, actually.
>hulkfags actually sobbing in hystericsLmao
>>150841016Godzilla took down the 6'1 Superman with fucking ease.
>>150840608Doom Slayer could kill Khorne.
>>150841010Where does it fit in the timeline niggaWhere does it fit in the timeline>>150841025And Superman jobbed to Venom and Wonder Woman jobbed to Storm and so on, so forth
>>150841016>for no reasonHe's doping on Pym Particles, that's literally the reason.
>>150841016>I don't wanna sound biased... >But the thing treated as an amp>The thing Hulk acknowledged as an amp... >It wasn't an actual amp I'm on to you, greenie
>>150840952I actually kinda accept Could dispersing feats, Clouds have mass after all my problem is that powerscalers are legit retarded about itIf you move a cloud the size of an island you are at minimum island level... When that makes no fucking sense, an island I'd obviously more dense and heavy than a cloud of the same size.Deku being multi-Continental for clearing the skies and changing the weather is retarded, because it's fucking obvious he can't destroy multiple continents with a punch
>>150841020you would be fun to cock vore
>>150840804>both of them are born special>both of them create a human empire after bloody wars>both of them are emperors of mankind and their god>both of them want to change the cosmology>both of them create supersoldiers based on themselves (primarchs and sternritters)>their plans get thwarted but they come around>they get betrayed by their own soldiers>they get killed and put in a "throne" to keep the status quo>they still manage to do stuff while in this state
>>150841039We laugh at Superman losing to Venom and Firelord losing to Symbiote Spidey because that's a street-tier taking down a herald tier. We don't laugh at Hulk throwing Fin Fang Foom into the Moon or Thor beating up the Silver Surfer. So we don't laugh at Godzilla taking on the Hulk
>Ha, Hulk will have a draw with Godzilla at the very worst and he will be in base form!>Godzilla BTFO’s massively amped Hulk>I-it doesn’t count…I knew this would happen but it’s still funny.
>>150841081>STOP LAUGHING AT THE BUILDING LEVEL DINOSAUR BEATING THE UBER-HERALD
>>150841100>HERALDMade up term that only applies in canon to Galactus and his subordinates
>>150841100I mean it's a gag comic so of course I'm laughing. I hope Hulk makes a poopoo peepee face heehee! That would be so heccin funny!
>>150841047I think it depends on the context. I don't have much trouble believing that All Might could hit you and it would feel like the MOAB was in your mouth. But when it's something like that gorilla nutsack calc they used for Fist of the North Star which insinuates Rei and Souther could have split Pangea with a stomp, that's where I draw the line
>>150841111Could you stop crying for a second, Hulkfag, can't understand you through the open sobs.
>>150839902Here's Ultima nuking a kingdomhttps://youtu.be/-16XU6_Y8tI?t=5m
>>150841083Dude, Hulk losing was expected because that's how the story was setting up to beWe already know how this story ends anyways because of what the sequel says upon revealThey get Godzilla to fuck off into space and he gets involved with KnullThe argument right now is discussing if the crossover is canonDuggan himself treats it as such personally but admits he doesn't have a grasp on where it even fits in the timelineOccam's RazorEither this crossover's inconsistencies should take priority over one guy saying it's canon despite evidence to the contrary or it's just straight up not canon period
>>150841100Godzilla was a high tier, bordering on herald tier, the first time around. Laugh at the Empire State thing all you like, he still made Hercules shit himself
>>150841114>REEEEE IT'S A GAG COMICDuggan confirmed it's 616, MULTIPLE times. I'm sorry this goes against your heccin wholesome big chungus deathbattle lore.
>Could you stop crying for a second, Hulkfag, can't understand you through the open sobs.
>>150841043Eh, I won't have this argument just cause I'm frustrated I didn't get to see normal-sized Hulk fighting building-sized Goji a second time.
>>150841111You're not special for not abiding by the nomenclature
>I mean it's a gag comic so of course I'm laughing. I hope Hulk makes a poopoo peepee face heehee! That would be so heccin funny!
Do you think Godzilla only likes taking it up the ass or does he like taking it up the slit too and feeling Hulk's BGC rubbing against his own dick while he's being fucked?
B-bros… are you telling me that Death Battle was wrong about something!?!?!?!?!?! Holy shit next you’ll tell me Omni man doesn’t beat Bardock and Yang doesn’t defeat Tifa…
>>150841140>Duggan confirmed it's 616, MULTIPLE timesAnd G.I. Joe Resolute is somehow a sequel to Sunbow's ARAH despite Dial-Tone being a girl now and the only instance of acknowledging ARAH is Cobra Commander saying he was only pretending to be retarded
>>150841163>Hulk's BGCYou mean his axe wound?
New thread>>150841169
Hulk won the internet manchild battleGodzilla won the culture war
>You're not special for not abiding by the nomenclature
>>150841177Stop hiding behind other series. Duggan says it's canon, meaning it's canon.
>>150841140Do you not think gag comics can't take place within 616? That one Miles Morales thing where he shocked Fin Fang Foom and then Santa Galactus saved the day happened in 616 too, but it was disregarded by both G1 and Death Battle because it's a silly gag.
>>150841177You deflecting to GI Joe and He-Man won't wish away the fact that it happened, numbnuts!
>>150841196Where the fuck does it fit in the timeline then?
>Do you not think gag comics can't take place within 616? That one Miles Morales thing where he shocked Fin Fang Foom and then Santa Galactus saved the day happened in 616 too, but it was disregarded by both G1 and Death Battle because it's a silly gag.
>>150841206It's pointing out other examples of series' having supposed canon installments be so conflicting that even the fans disregard any pretentions on them being canon because when you stop and think about it for a few minutes, NOTHING adds up.What makes this any different?
>>150841232This post? A funny gag. Hahaha! Heehee!
>>150841216After Marvel's 'Godzilla: King of the Monsters' issue 24.
>>150841240The writer went out of his way to canonize the book. I don't know or give a shit about those booty gorilla reboots, spinoffs or retcons about your childhood cartoons
>>150841257>The writer went out of his way to canonize the book.The writer himself can't place it on the timeline because he doesn't care about continuity to begin with outside of acknowledging the previous crossovers Think nigga, how is this any different from other times writers would say something is canon only to be met with contradictions?
>>150836713A rock in a wig could seduce Denji.
>>150839819Isn't this the Purple Ragna guy?
>>150840849Like capeshit?
>>150840303>J-Just let me rematch him a trillion times! I'll beat him once!
The farts that waft from my shit could kick that bitch's ass.
>>150836057Both get GAPED hard.
