For me personally? It's Adam.
>>150844329Based
For EVERYONE it's Adam.
>>150844329Imagine the hugs.
>>150844329This was his Daily duty
>>150845558in Gravity she still has gold blood on her uniform from the final battle lol this woman is an autist
>/co/ self-inserts as the morbidly obese guySounds about right
>>150846574>/co/ self-inserts as AdamMaybe if I keep saying it it'll become true
>>150845322Comfy
>>150846574Of course
he never loved Lute
>>150848268t. vaggie
>>150848268wrong
>>150848268she won't fuck you Vaggie
Adam is a big guy.
For me it's Beelzebub. My natural sin is sloth, but I would enjoy good meal if it was served by queen bee.
>>150850482For Lute.
>>150844329Literally did nothing wrong and was proven right immediately>Adam: If we don't kill the sinners their will be to many and they'll attack heaven>Charlie (retard): Nuh uh we can redeem them>Fights to protect order and heaven>Charlie the daughter of the devil and the original whore, teaches literal evil cannibals rapist and sinners how to kill and eat angels>Literally fights all of hell and the devil himself>Dies in arms of woman he loves, smiling through the pain>Immediately proven right now that sinners know about divine weapons they are planning to kill angels and take over heavenHow is he the bad guy again?
>>150845322
>>150846574self insert? Anon i...dont know how to tell you this..
>>150846574Big guys are the best, go eat your dinner and drink the protein shake, twink
Would you feed Adam junk food and play with his fat belly?
>>150850790>Lute makes 50 posts like these on Heaven 4chan every day
>>150850790Would he have a lot of subcutaneous fat, making the belly wobbly and jiggly, or would he be one of those guys that get huge pregnant looking round tummy?
>>150850842>4christ
>>150850711Look at that FAT angel booty.
>>150850862ChrisChan?
>Lute's in charge of the Exorcist chore rota>Always gives herself the job of bringing Adam's lunch, the others are too scared of her to say anything
Is Adam a messy eater?
>>150850845Whatever you like. He’s down to eagerly binge.
>wife is tricked by Lucifer into eating the apple, possibly seduced too based on his lil joke>Adam proved to be the worthy of Heaven and forgave her, left Eden with her and founded humanity with herAdam was the better man.
>>150850965Very likely.
>>150850975Heavenly, my kind of guy, I am going to stuff him full with cookies I baked with love, and he will have to lick all the whipped cream from my body, or get whipped himself.
Imagine you bring Adam fast food slop for his lunch and you got to watch him eat it like a pig. Then he kissed you and accidentally belches in your mouth.
Lute could be posting here
i fucking hate lucifer so goddamn much
>>150851125I do love my fat angels hedonistic. I would lick his bloated belly, while pinching and squeezing the engorged gut.>>150851170Of course she is, sweating profusely as she imagines fattening Adam up. Her personal blimp.
>>150851205Lute has such personal dreams of fattening him up.
>>150850482>>150850622For everyone except Sera...
>>150851307Sera snuck glances at Adam’s obese butt. So did Emily.Overfeeding Adam is one of Heaven’s secret vices.
Why are women like this?
>>150851712Urges.
>>150851307>>150851403that...explains A LOT.
>>150852446If he returns as a Sinner, he’ll be a BLOB in Hell.
>>150852806>Look out behind you Lute it's THE BLOB!
>>150852806I hope Sinner Adam has a huge thick draconic tail.
>>150852825More like this but gigantically obese. More for Lute to cuddle.>>150853045And a big round belly,
>>150853061This picture looks so comfy. I bet he's warm as fuck to the touch.
>>150853203He’s like Lute’s massive soft thermal cushion.
>>150853281Massive soft thermal cushion with a dick. He strikes me as the type to not pull out straight away after sex and they'd start drifting to sleep while it's still inside until is softens and slips out.
>>150853515He also loves to binge while making out.
>>150854222He's probably pretty good at eating pussy
Hug Adam. Kiss Adam. Cuddle Adam. Suck Adam's dick. Bake cookies for Adam. Climb into Adam's cassock. Sleep with Adam. Sleep with Adam, but this time actually sleep. Sing with Adam. Slaughter Adam's enemies. Tousle Adam's hair. Hug Adam again.
I want to feel Adam's butt.
That's your grandpa, you know.
still would. so fucking hard
>>150844329I wish we got to see more mask-off Adam in season 1.
>>150848268He’s in love with himself first and foremost, but the weak smile he gives her at the end when she comes to his side as he’s dying was true affection and appreciation that she was there. Everyone else had left him, except for Lute who was with him until the end. He had also named all of the exorcists after women’s body parts…except for Lute. His Lieutenant. He definitely showed “love” for her in that he respects her more than all of the others, she’s his number 1 girl.
>After he died, He was sent back to earthWhat will he do?
With the way Adam died, having his favorite person by his side and with a smile, I can honestly imagine him being fucking pissed at coming back to life. Sure, it wasn't a ceremonious death, but he would've been robbed of a nice final moment with someone he cared about, but now he has to deal with living in Hell.
>>150861211Didn’t he name her Lute because it’s obscure slang for dick?
>>150863054It's obscure slang for vagina, not dick. And it's a triple entendre: it's a heavenly instrument, it's short for lieutenant, and it's pussy.
>>150850875No, you're thinking of 4-cent garbage.
>>150864718Cute.
>>150864718Adam feeds Lute a single marshmallow every time she does something good.
>>150862810I believe he would pull a lilith and simply chill at last in the gardens of elysium or a beach in envy.probably will get joined by lute after she dies a second time.in a way, he got his final resting place and whatever mess is happening will no longer concern him as he tried and failed to do something...and I can't wait for charlie to see how her wish fucks reality so bad she'll beg for exterminations.
>>150861929Maybe bang some chicks and see what Cain is up to. May or may not also dislike the state of earth
>>150865525>Minecraft cake
>>150852446>>150865525
>>150865182>Maybe bang some chicksThose are his progeny. Notice he never expresses attraction to any of his descendants, only heavenly beings and Charlie.
>>150866398This. He mentions hooking up with a 'Virtue chick' which sounds like it must be a heavenborn
>>150865182>CainThat would be interesting
>>150868422>The twist is he isnt crying from laughter, but that he will never die
>>150850790Yes.
>Adam is dead>Abel is in Heaven>Lilith fucked offAre Eve and Cain in Hell? What's the canon on them?
>>150869307Cain's probably still walking around earth. I could imagine him be a helluva boss ep
>>150869371>I could imagine him be a helluva boss ep>Oof didn't know you could get fucking herpes around the eye! I think we're doing you a favor fuck-face! >If only you could kill me...
>>150869307Eve is Root and is currently in possession of Adam's soul, trust me.
>>150869613>>150869371>Cain tells them that he has some informers in hell and has heard about what happened to stolas and the I.M.P>Cain then starts singing about how he never saw a nice Ars Gaotia>I watched the ark float when the waters rose, >Saw pyramids stacked by sunburnt toes. >Heard trumpets at Troy until the horse walked in,>Counted Rome’s legions as they lost and sinned. >Saw Byzantium glitter, then the banners fall, >Watched Charlemagne crown kings in a shadowed hall. >I’ve sat through plagues that emptied every street — >But I’ve never met a nice Ars Goetia yet to greet.>Stolas stays quiet about it
He won.
https://files.catbox.moe/my4hob.mp4
>>150869200>>150865525>>150857432I want a badass goth angel girl to fold my laundry...
Who did it better?
>>150872960I think Lute would have stopped those planes.
>>150874183Implying she'd save sinners
>>150861929Get stuck hanging out with Panty & Stocking.
>>150874288We aren't sorted in this world like we are in the afterlife. There would definitely be winners mixed in there.
>>150874288>>150875048This, Lute thought it was cowardly that Sir Pentious allowed that one serial killer to keep killing prostitutes. She would intervene to save human lives. Once you actually reach Hell though all bets are off.
You know I never realized how weird Jesus must be for a lot of the important Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss characters like Lucifer and the Sins. Cause he's like, their dad, but also their brother. Like when Lucifer tries to tempt Jesus multiple times in the Bible, I wonder how weirded out or intimidated he might have been from interacting with his Brother-Dad
>>150872260>https://files.catbox.moe/my4hob.mp4niceAdam's facial expressions never fail to entertain me way more than they should
>>150857432fuckin' hellThat's hot AND cute
>>150875520>jesus shows up >he becomes charlies awkward dad uncle would be kino charlie needs more dads
>>150844329Consider
>>150874183>Lute teams up with Marky Mark to leave a lot of bloodIs it kino?
