Murderstuck edition
Yummy Yummy bread, also first for Vriska
>>150844803 Sollux represents duality so he always wanted two of everything including gfs, I don’t see how this means he moved on, if anyone moved on it was aradia when she ends up abandoning sol in the end
preggers
>>150845751Am I wrong or am I wrong
>>150845783>Sollux represents duality so he always wanted two of everything including gfsnice excuse
>>150845837Pretty solid. I would put Dirk in "i dont mind you" personally, and while I get Vriska having her own tier, she really deserves to be in stfu for all her fucking blabbing in Shes 8ack
>>150845837you only like characters if they show up on the screen a lot
who ARADIA here
>>150845751We should put the previous thread in the description. Have some class>>150837602>>150837602
>>150845877object permanence is difficult for some people, please understand
>>150845900>behave like a real generalIs it really worth it?
So is the pilot actually going to amount to anything? It kinda feels like it's dead in the water.
>>150845967>It kinda feels like it's dead in the water.Its been less than a month dumbass. Some pilots take a year or more before a shows announced.
>>150845967its been stuck at 1.8m views for 2 weeks
>>150845576excellent stuff here. many fucking blessings on your home, king. here's some stuff I know ofhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd37yUQ8_w8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdXHZV4wTBQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo8YXn32B20https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAuAiJUg3Zshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6mhquO6m2khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqkw1eu3uyghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv_VUgNf0Tchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiKIja4SCOMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yuvto1FbDQ
>>150845967it's not looking good so far. stagnating, low interaction, just reactivating a few disparate fandom spaces for a nostalgia trip at most (see: here).that nostalgia will wear off, people will remember all the reasons they stopped caring, and the hype will die for all but a handfull of turboautists who desperately hope this will be a chance to relive their childhoods (nothing ever is).
>>150846016It's 1.9M right now anon. On track for 2M by the end of this week.Keep with the times old man.
>>150846067>this will be a chance to relive their childhoods (nothing ever is).true, but it didn't have to be this way, hussie didn't have to try to strongarm gio into becoming part of his fruity rumpus fart alliance and he shouldn't have sabotaged his own public reception by trying to exert control over a fan creator again. i'm enjoying homestuck and my memories of it either way, but seeing pretty much all former longtime fans realize hussie is a control freak and be replaced by zoomers who only care about making everything as gay, trans and hyper as possible (this is reflected in and enforced by the people he chooses to employ too) kind of exposed for me that a lot of what the homestuck fandom used to be was what started out as a passion project and ended up as a painful thing to put in the past for artists who started out fans, became employees and ended up jaded
>>150845837>posts the most dime a dozen /hsg/ chart imaginable>Am I wrong or am I wrong hee heePlease
>>150846128this is because of hussie's legalism and i just feel like this type of chaotic detachedness is literally just his personality. i don't think he cares about the success of anything, i think he cares about proving how he can treat people while also coming out unscathed in the end
Ive had this in my head since the pilot aired and only now decided to get off my ass to draw it. Imagine just getting jumpscared by someone flashing you while you're using your phone.
>>150846038Right back at you anon, theres some great stuff here. I'll send some more, can never have too many lyricstuckshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOEGtGLzCW0&list=PLOXSYfIbBdhxGb9TdZt_2OfaKfpDh6L1s&index=3&pp=gAQBiAQB8AUBhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwQvkEfVY0Q&list=PLOXSYfIbBdhxGb9TdZt_2OfaKfpDh6L1s&index=16&pp=gAQBiAQB8AUBhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twsugHQhWd8&list=PLOXSYfIbBdhxGb9TdZt_2OfaKfpDh6L1s&index=46&pp=gAQBiAQB8AUBhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY_4aflPZus&list=PLOXSYfIbBdhxGb9TdZt_2OfaKfpDh6L1s&index=69&pp=gAQBiAQB8AUBhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2iU8i0niKk&list=PLOXSYfIbBdhxGb9TdZt_2OfaKfpDh6L1s&index=91&pp=gAQBiAQB8AUB0gcJCfwJAYcqIYzvhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdXeyVcma1A&list=PLOXSYfIbBdhxGb9TdZt_2OfaKfpDh6L1s&index=139&pp=gAQBiAQB8AUBhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn_ZNoxwyGQ&list=PLOXSYfIbBdhxGb9TdZt_2OfaKfpDh6L1s&index=144&t=76s&pp=gAQBiAQB8AUBhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eToH5EfPT6o&list=PLOXSYfIbBdhxGb9TdZt_2OfaKfpDh6L1s&index=79&pp=gAQBiAQB8AUBAnd this one just makes me laugh every time lol:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8YT2-z82Gk&list=PLOXSYfIbBdhxGb9TdZt_2OfaKfpDh6L1s&index=96&t=63s&pp=gAQBiAQB8AUB
>>150845751KILL EACH OTHER
>>150846292>prospitcest in 2025insanely based anon, nice work.
Since were sharing ill post the ones i can remember off the top of my headhttps://youtu.be/2fa9SQGjY9g?si=4NEilB4v4Pt1UTR8https://youtu.be/0p_AectJcqw?si=BbmVHZs2J00Mup5Thttps://youtu.be/RbOIaw04jcI?si=bgUkmRt5qsoGcaQfthese are more amv... cmv? but still pretty coolhttps://youtu.be/4DOdJu_3pjA?si=eDFM_0AYBkioSk2-https://youtu.be/HKYzGYG_UIY?si=AEJ84iWaWAGXEAJK
>>150846339>the evangelion ending oneKino of the highest order, I'd forgotten that one.
>>150846292Base Three Years enjoyer.
My lust for Lamplady Swansong knows no limits.
>>150846529fuck thats good art. Insane how much hotter swansong is than mindfang
would the story be better or worse if eridan was a girl
>>150846558Worse because nobody would believe a nerdy wizard girl would be lonely, it would break the suspension of disbelief because we'd all want to fuck her
>>150846351I can imagine John dreaming this post-canon and waking up realising he'll be forever alone
>>150846592I know people have drawn the end of eva poster with homestuck characters a few times, but Im surprised no one has done the shinji/asuka ending scene with John and Terezi.
>>150845900>>150845925it's going to get us into trouble so we probably shouldn't
>>150846645real homestuck fans fear no one
My dumb little trollsona I made with a sprite template editor
>>150846666hes cute :)
>>150846650I'm not scared of jannies I'm scared of losing you guys. these threads are the most fun on this site I had in a while
>>150846666He looks like a chud, Satan.
>>150846702I hate to say it, but Homestealth was more fun. I’m pretty sure most of those people left before /hsg/ came back.
>>150845751Surely they mean like thicc muscles, right?
>>150846933Lmao Terrezi be a fat bitch lol.
>>1508469331 LOV3 F4T B1TCH3S
>>150846933Vibri please stfu
Preview of the next Beforus trolls from eyes. Guess who is who.
>>150847065i dont know im sorry i just pissed myself with excitement at this image
>>150847065Eridan, Karkat, Gamzee, Sollux, Terezi.
>>150846666your lil fella has a fanventure I'd read for sure
>>150847065I’m sorry, but can someone remind me why Hussie and his pet rabbit are creating fresh designs for a new batch of Beforus trolls when we already have the original generation of the Helmsman, Expatriate, Mindfang, etc.? Like, I know you’re going to say it’s obvious why, but if we’re operating from the perspective of some kind of succession to original Homestuck, unless there’s some plot point or news post I missed, it requires context.
>>150846933if she means wider waist shes cringeif she means wider hips shes based
>>150847153There was a fan vote contest because the Discord reached 20k members.Literally the fanbase wanting it.
>>150847169So literally just because.I haven’t checked their Discord in a day or two.
>>150847182Yeah, fans suggested prompts, one was Beforan Ancestors and then it got the most votes, so Hussies doing it.
>>150847163Imagine Hussie just gives Beforan Terezi the FATTEST ass but a normal waist.
>>150847153Because that's what people in the discord wanted the most. Designs and lore for the Beforus Ancestors specifically, which did not have any designs or lore previously.Beforus Ancestors of course are also literally just alternate universe adult versions of the Beta Trolls because that's how Scratching works.
>>150846968>glutton character must be fatwe've progressed so hard we actually regressed
>>150845751
>>150847229OH.Beforus versions of the *beta* trolls. My mental grasp of how the Scratch works and the genetic/familial infrastructure of the character pool has always been a little tenuous, but that seems pretty obvious now. Thanks.
Oh shit steel-corridor is backhttps://www.tumblr.com/steelcorridor/797389820547776512
>>150847153Because the ancestors are the equivalent of the trolls guardians, whereas these beforan designs are the equivalent of their alpha counterparts. Thematically there is a difference.
>>150846933Every time these sorts of people have any degree of influence over a given media, they force their tenuous headcanons into them.
>>150847288The most upsetting thing about fat pesterquest terezi is that fucking xamag drew it how the fuck do you go from picrel to that lame terezi design?
>>150847303working on vast error must have really fried their brain
>>150847309Tbf I guess they have had multiple styles for while. Like even their modern vast error stuff looks pretty good (despite being permanent beanmode) but they also did that horribly ugly square style from the vriskagrams
>>150847303>picrelRose's lazy eye has never been good.
>>150846933Tavros should’ve been fat instead of Terezi
>>150847579mwah
>>150847585Even when the joke was there, they couldn't do it. Then again, dude is already a cripple and portrayed as a chaser in Pesterquest. Having him obese would be too much salt on the wound and probably abelist if they made him chubby. That's like trying to headcanon Eridan, the rich racist, as fat lard.
>>150845837how come all the kids get godtiers but most of the trolls dont get to
>>150847746most of the trolls have special powers regardless of god tier, or can still do some aspect abilities without going god tier
>>150847716>portrayed as a chaser in Pesterquest.I remember the trans vriska "subtext" but when was it implied he was a chaser?
>>150847877Except Karkat. He's the most basic bitch. Vriska has her mind powers, Aradia is psychic, Sollux is psiionic, Kanaya is a rainbow drinker, Terezi can still see via smelling and has tapped into her Seer of Mind powers, but Kar does not have anything.
>>150847303I can't watch that flash anymore without being mentally flashbanged by this stupid shitpost.
>>150847936In the same Volume 8 Pesterquest that he was released in. It's implied that Tavros only loves Vriska because she reminds him of the fairies from Pupa Pan. That's why he has them all over his hive. There's also the fact in the good route after MSPA Reader and Kanaya helped renovate/clean his room, after she leaves, Tavros talks to Reader and assumes that Kanaya was interested in him. Kanaya was also getting angry at Tavros when he started talk shit towards Vriska.https://youtu.be/Qw6G94RMf4o?t=1791
>>150848241how does that make him a chaser? are the fairies in pupa pan trans?
>>150847065Tavros is so fucked
Ok guys, I woke up, thanks for linking to the new thread.
>>150847065Wouldn't Karkat be more open with his blood color given that he would be able to still be alive on Beforus
>>150848647:(
>>150848728karkat invented racism so people would feel bad about him
>>150848584nta, but i guess it’s a metaphor? idk manpesterquest just has that sort of retarded writing most of the time
>>150845882Aradian present
>>150847065Eridan and Gamzee sharing the same shade of purple is triggering me immensely.>>150848647Calling it now, he's one of the patients that died under Swansong's care and will not get a proper illusration I just wish at least one of them could be spared from this bullshit
>>150845751I just got to Cascade in my reread. I remember when we were waiting for that to drop, it felt like it would never come, and the hype was just over the top. When it finally did drop, they had to host it on newgrounds, and then there was so much people trying to download it there the servers fucking crashed, and then they put it out as a downloadable package. God I remember it like it was yesterday, that was honestly the peak of Homestuck, both as a narrative and fandom-wise. There's never been anything like Cascade since, I sincerely couldn't even think of it.
>>150848777Karkat invented racism cause he hated beforus and thought that it would make it interesting He's a reverse Signless
Gonna post some of the lands that were made here
>>150848850no, it's way dumber than that, it's the fandom taking """trans Vriska subtext""" and extrapolating it even further to other relationships as if it were established canonical factlike i don't even have a problem with trans people but the media literacy of trans people online is so stunted and desperately self-serving it's infuriating - it's like the only 'allegory' they're capable of seeing is a trans allegory, and they see it in literally fucking everything
>>150848994
>>150849113
>>150847303tbf this style would've felt out of place with the rest of the games
>>150847340Me when I don't understand perspective.
Should I tell my friend to go read Vast Error for no reason?
>>150849137
>>150845751draw something or youre gayhttps://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76061975-4932-3954
>>150846933what is the obsession with terezi being fat it genuinely makes zero sense
>>150849286I'm so flagrantly gay it must be illegal somewhere
>>150849245You should probably recomend a comic which requires less commitment at least it its your friend's first mspfa
>>150849286sex now pls
Shhh... Tavros is sleeping...
>>150849420Yeah, tell him to read Oceanfall. Least MSPFA I've seen yet
>>150849453Make a wish Tavros
>>150849425you didn't draw her with a pussy so i didn't give john a dick either. equality.
>>150849453>revs chainsaw with Moirail assisting intent.
Added a bit more since last time.
>>150849513>MoirailShe was his auspitice until Vriska dumped her
>>150849572Wasnt she Vriskas Moirail helping her in that specific case.
>>150849599In the quadrant explanation animation, she is shown as auspitice to Vriska and Tavros before that relationship morphs into blackrom and excludes her
>>150849360she licc>therefore she eat>therefore she fatti dont like it but i think thats the 'logic' behind iti would not mind however if everything went to her lower body because i hope to one day be euthanized via a strong lady thigh's cracking my skull open like a ripe watermelon
>>150849360chubby terezi is cute cute
>>150849673i'm now imagining Brolee teaching her how to properly use all those calories, resulting in swole Terezi instead of fat Terezi
>>150849550oh oh oh oh!! add ben as heir of time
>>150849453He looks so vulnerable and molestable here
>>150849756He's more like Heir of Doom
>>150849550Does Skips as Heir of Time make sense? If not, at the very least he's something of Time
Anyone able to help an anon out? I'm trying to find an old tumblr askblog about Dave and Terezi raising human/troll ectobiological hybrid grubs they ordered through the mail. Might have also been on AO3.
>>150849550I genuinely can´t place where this crazy motherfucker would go, but im betting on either Rage or Doom and a active class.
>>150849756I've seen Ben 10 a handful of times as a kid, though I don't remember all the details. I might watch an episode or two later on, but I'd like to hear your reasoning.>>150849787This actually makes a lot of sense for him...>>150849883I have no idea who this is, but after taking some time to read upon this Ruber character, you might be onto something with Rage. I'll look into the movie sometime. Not now, but later perhaps.
>>150849668Yeah, but she far as i remember the whole time kept up being Vriskas moirail (And does fulfill that role when clobbering her in the 3x Showdown i guess.), Sawing off Tavros legs was at Vriskas request afterall.
i'm gonna do a thing where I draw Aranea everyday and post it here. everyday. one day, i'll improve so much i'll draw my self-insert smooching her on the lips!!!!!!!!
>>150850118How devilish anon... but I respect it heavily since we all know Aranea is the best girl.
>>1508501638ased and truthpilled anon. Good to know there's other gentlemen of high intelligence in this thread
>>150846933NNNNNOOOOOOO the west has falllen, im gonna fucking KILL MYSEEEEELF, a cartoon character's waist is a few pixels WIDERRRRRRRR
>>150850304>a fewtry multiple thousands may8e
>>150850304Hnnnnnngh THIIIICKER
No new pages today, how odd
>>150849454>OceanfallsWhich winged would you
>>150850436The one on the right because all you gotta do is believe she's going to be good at it
Never see this discussed anywhere, but there was a clear implication that Feferi, Aradia and Nepeta had unseen interactions in the dreambubbles after Aradia godtiered.A dead Feferi contacts Jade in https://homestuck.com/004891 and at a later point Jade starts collaborating with dead trolls for her "Dream Intelligence". I think it was initially the plan for Feferi to be the one connecting the two sessions together with the blue team serving as the post scratch session fairy god trolls and as the troll shadow leader. Homestuck already sort of does this but since Act 6 so royally shat itself post entry it never really came to fruition.
>>150850483I'll take your word for it, I stopped reading after act 5
G'morning hsg
>>150850609mornin' nonny
>>150849286
James Bond: Mage of Doom >Alec, Rogue of Life: For Prospit James?>James: No. For me.
>>150849550Seer of Time
>>150850642I like your art anon and im starting to like him even though beyond canon is trash he is cute
Last ones for now, gonna go do stuff and be back later with more. Since it's getting overcrowded, I'll list the characters I've added in every post.Scott, Heir of Heart. Amethyst, Rogue of Void. Greg, Heir of Space. Minecraft Steve (lol) Lord of Space. >>150850732Maybe... I'll look more into it.
>>150850880It would be thematic if that made Alex Muse of Space
>>150850880Nox as a Mage of Time, that ones super easy.>Relation to Time as a Aspect is obvious.>A Mage seems to generally be someone seeking their Aspect actively for themself and how to use it.
Funny that the PB server managed to scare off this artist in only a single day
>>150851105If you can't mute hyperactive retards gibbering at 2am the internet is not for you anyways.Cute art though
>>150851105Friends don't let friends use discord
>>150851173NTA (anon or artist) but if i have to mute somebody during one of their manic episodes or some shit i'm never gonna get around to unmuting them. i don't join servers to do all the moderation's menial tasks for myself.it's the sort of thing where if you see moderators failing to deal with it, you know they're not gonna deal with anything else, either, and it's just a waste of your time to participate in servers like that.
>>150851260That's what I lean on the ignore feature for nowI can see them spamming as "ignored message" and I can read it if I'm curious about what the latest oversharing manic episode is about
>>150846339these all really suck, glad to know the fandom has done nothing of worth since the comic ended. i love dead IPs
>>150851260Who the fuck said you had to do any of that? It was a clump of messages in the dead of night. Scroll past. Hit the skip to bottom button. Get a single layer of skin instead of praying for a nanny.
Another midsounebound L
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm9dE9B2DhI
Colored this :Bhttps://files.catbox.moe/1qrlag.png
>>150851683very nice work anon
>>150851757YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
>>150851683mm color
>>150851105Qrd?
>>150851981hop on the dicksword if you need to know. you can get a link on the comic's homepage
he's just so cool
Is it true that only black people care about Homestuck now because white people already read it in 2012 and black people didn't have internet back then so it's new to them?
>>150851485if that's the first thing you see after joining there's basically a guarantee it's a regular occurrence. nobody's obligated to wade through swamps of "venting" for whatever meager value is contained in between autistic tirades.and the best way to curate that shit is by leaving those servers, and nobody's obligated to do anything else.
>>150847270Oh yeah, he posted that pic in the last thread saying "I'm not back"
>>150852127
>>150851683http://files.catbox.moe/fud628.png
>>150852127yes, 8asically. 8lacks have certainly 8een more vocal online as of l8
>>150852523Please draw your oc and Nellie from Prisounebound being slampigs together
>>150852523black pepo invading my homestuck after getting the internet... screwing MY waifus...
>>150852636cute and hot
>>150852636can't believe they forgot to add the radioactive dog penis........
>>150852636Hey, wait a minute. This picture depicts intercourse. That's not safe for work material. This is a safe for work board. Anon I hope you realize your mistake and delete this picture post-haste.
>>150852636benis!
damn they deleted it........ /hsg/ has fallen........
>>150852675its JOEVER
>>150852755sentenced to hardcore rape, followed 8y immediate culling (too seductive to 8e kept alive)
>>150852794That's very rude anon
>>150852794anon that's a child. a video of a child. or a midget in which case you do you
>>150852805i'm sorry, it's just how it goes. Low8loods aren't allowed to 8e sexy, that's a high8lood privilege.
>>150852523Thanks mate. >>150852565Who
>>1508528078/ What
>>150852867this 8ut rose and dave
hey newfags, play the gaem of the century
>>150852875I Think All The Kids Should Practice Incest
>/hsg/
>>150852914I remem8er Aranea saying that she's technically Terezi's and Vriska's ancestor. So, both being ancestors of Mindfang, that would make that incest
The pilot was shit and anyone who thought otherwise is just coping. Another failed Homestuck project.
Today I will remind themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMmNFa4jE9o
I thought /hsg/ was turning into /co/mblr again until the prospitfags saged thread
remaining beforan ancestors being posted on discord rn
Jorkin it
>>150853690can i see?
>>150853714total jane sexo
Second batch of Beforus designs>Tavros - The Treeaboo >A member of the Lost Weeaboos, who dwells in the trees. Another term for these trolls is Treeaboo, which he has claimed as his title. A common misconception about the Nitram legacy is they're based on Peter Pan, or the troll equivalent, Pupa Pan. But this is not true. Actually the Treeboo styled his themes and persona after Troll Robin Hood, who similarly dwelt in tree villages. But at some point there was a mixup, when Rufioh had a vision of his ancestor and thought he was LARPing as Pupa Pan, so he ran with the idea, and conflated "Lost Weeaboos" with the "Lost Boys" of the Pan myth. Actually the Lost Weeaboos had nothing to do with that, they're just weeaboos who live in trees.
>>150853860>Sollux - The Helpsman>A key part of Beforan society is emphasis on voluntary service, by using special abilities to assist with public works and infrastructure, like healthcare, energy production and such. Certain members of this force of volunteers are called "helpsmen", so that's his title. He's extremely enthusiastic about putting time in the power plant, using his telekinesis powers to boost the electric grid. He spends hours or sometimes days on end clutching the terminals with a huge smile on his face, thinking about the joy he is bringing to every troll enjoying his electricity. At some point due to a karmic chain of events, there is an accident that affected him quite negatively, but we don't need to talk about that.
>>150853878>Karkat - The Imposter>Because he has mutant red blood, he spent his life posing as a lime blood, because that's the caste he would have naturally fit into with his friend group growing up, but no one ever found out, even his friends. The lime bloods, a class that was hunted to extinction on Alternia because of their dangerous pyrokinetic powers, were not similarly hunted on Beforus. Instead they were put to work on public infrastructure, like other helpsmen. Very powerful pyrokinetics got tough jobs like melting huge amounts of ore to make steel, but extremely weak ones like the Imposter got stuck with menial jobs, like burning off trace amounts of excess gas in coal mines so it doesn't build up and explode. But because he didn't have any powers, he couldn't burn off the gas, so such a buildup did happen which led to a massive explosion, setting off the karmic chain of mishaps affecting this group. He was uninjured from the blast, because he left the mine long before the blast, ashamed of his lack of powers. He was arrested for negligence, was discovered to be an impostor, and was jailed for life. No one ever found out about his mutant blood because the government covered it up. He believed he should be a tragic martyr figure for being forced to live a lie, leading to deadly consequences, but his story was forgotten by time. Kankri learned of his ancestor in a vision, and tried to redeem the Vantas legacy by proudly wearing his blood color on his red sweater, and spent his life preaching perfect morality to everyone to bring honor back to his name.Wow limebloods lore? Fire powers? Neat
>>150853860he looks preposterously cringe and retarded, but kinda cute, i hate it
>>150853891yeah, thats fucked up>karkat could blast fire balls this entire time
The pilot was okay and anyone who thought otherwise is just coping. Another decent Homestuck project.
>>150853891>Terezi - Songbird Sootnose >The Songbird is also a sort of helpsman, using her abilities to help with coal mining. Due to her great sense of smell, she played the role of a mine's "songbird", which is similar to the way canaries are used on Earth. A canary is brought deep in the mine, and if it stops singing and dies, that means there's too much gas and people need to evacuate. She uses her nose to detect gas, but an injury which started this karmic chain of events left her without a sense of smell, but she tried to keep songbirding anyway. When the Imposter allowed a massive buildup of gas, she couldn't detect it, and a huge explosion followed, rocking the neighborhood above, affecting a nearby powerplant manned by the Helpsman, a tree village housing the Rankmaid and Treeboo, and a hospital where the Lamplady was on her shift. The Songbird lost an arm and an eye in the blast, with the damage to her eye being done by a very specific piece of shrapnel... a stray coin in the mine. She decided to use it as an eyepatch so she could never forget her deadly mistake.
>>150853891why does he have Nepeta horns
>>150853905No limebloods could, Karkat was a mutant redblood pretending to be one
>>150853891okay i read it to the end this is quite tragic>>150853923yeah i didnt finished reading att
>>150853914>Gamzee - The Bland Highblood>On Bef, clowns weren't invented yet, so most of the purple bloods were mimes, and delighted the other classes with their mute street performances. They considered it a sacred duty as members of the highest land dwelling class to entertain their lessers and bring joy to their lives. Kurloz resisted the tradition of swearing a vow of silence to honor this solemn duty, but terrible events conspired to finally make him honor it by sewing his mouth shut and becoming a freaky juggalo. The Highblood is an unusual designation because it's the only one that isn't 8 letters, it's 9. But that's because it isn't actually a formal title, more like a nickname that is commonly used. His title is Mummerer, which is just an old fashioned sort of mime. But this raises the question, did the GHB have such a title? Which of course he did, it was Murderer. But this was rarely used when describing him, because it was considered too... on the nose :o) ... Ok but seriously, it was sometimes, but got lost in the sauce due to what is referred to in clowny nomenclature as the "Abbott and Costello Effect" named after two confusing Earth clowns. Their humorous dialogue confuses words and names, like "Who's on first" means either asking who is on first, or stating a guy named Who is on first, so stupid shit like this would happen with purple bloods all the time, and people often thought "Murderer" was a literal descriptor, not a title. Also the Mummerer's name was Marcmarc, after the famous mime Marcel Marceau, which wasn't that confusing so people remembered his name. But the Grand Highblood's full title and name was Murderer Honkhonk, which REALLY tripped the Abbott and Costello effect, because any time a bunch of clowns get together, all they do is honk, so nobody can tell if they're talking about the Highblood. This led to a lot of stupid situations, and he has had literally thousands of people killed over such buffoonery involving his name.
>The lime bloods, a class that was hunted to extinction on Alternia because of their dangerous pyrokinetic powersPyrokinetic powers? Wtf, I don't remember Nepeta being able to do shit like that
These are even worse than the previous ones, it's incredible. That's it, I'm making up my own designs and lore
>>150853941(I had to change the wording of the gamzee one a bit to fit all the text in, originally it said Beforus instead of Bef and Grand Highblood instead of GHB)>Eridan - Zoologer Coolscar>Widely recognized as the kindest and most wonderful troll of this group. Dedicates life to rescuing stray, childless lusus, or ones which have been injured or are unfit for parenting in some way. There really isn't much else to say about Coolscar except they are hands down, the best character in Homestuck, bar none.Non-Binary Eridan. I'm happy for them
>>150853947Guys you're making my autism flare up, Nepeta's an oliveblood! The limebloods were the caste that Calliope said were genocided on Alternia
>>150853878>At some point due to a karmic chain of events, there is an accident that affected him quite negatively, but we don't need to talk about that[s] make her pay but with sollux. kino,
>>150853961SHREK IN THE FUCKING 8ACKGROUND
>>150853891am i misremembering or did kankri bitch about his sweater all the time cuz porrim made it?
so beforus was THE socialist society?
>>150853961>just noticed the Shrek silhouette in the backgroundLOL
>>150853891femboy karkat
>>150853860>actually everything Rufioh thought about his ancestor was wrong and he was a total lamewad and a fedora tipping virginI just know someone in that room thinks Tavros was the abuser to Vriska, fucking hell.>>150853878Lame, barely even a recontextualization.>>150853891>He believed he should be a tragic martyr figure for being forced to live a lie, leading to deadly consequences, but his story was forgotten by time. Kankri learned of his ancestor in a vision, and tried to redeem the Vantas legacy by proudly wearing his blood color on his red sweater, and spent his life preaching perfect morality to everyone to bring honor back to his name.It made Karkat look terrible, but it also made Kankri look even worse, and I love it when Kankri comes off as an enormous hypocrite, so it redeems itself.>>150853914This is really lamely gimmicky. Feels like there was no thought put into it, unlike the first set.>>150853941The backstory on Murderer Honkhonk feels like they saw the positive reaction to HIC being called Winnower and ran with it. They lucked out by this also being funny. As for the Mummerer, eh. He's alright, though still bland.>>150853961>wwalks into thread>pets lusus on the snout to assert compassion>pops collar on snazzy fucking jacketheyits mezoolog eri
>>150853891>Limebloods just were able to throw fireballs.>We were on point with Brolee just having the ki blasts because Limeblood.Laughin.
>>150853891>pyrokinesisNever in a million years did I think that's what Limebloods were gonna be
>>150853961he might be woke but at least hes living his best life. man i sure am happy for him
>>150853891Pyrokinesis gets them genocided but we have castes with telekinesis and casts that can literally shoot lasers, what??
>>150852070He's a fraud.
>>150854064>someone in that room thinks Tavros was the abuser to Vriskait's not that they think tavros abused vriska, it's that they know vriska abused tavros and think that's "based" because he's "pathetic". he's the punching bag of the group and most cartoons have one
>>150854117pissbloods make up for it with their battery power. i guess the condence never thought up the steam engine
>>150854149why would you need a steam engine if you have living batteries that can power space travel by themselveswhy even have fucking coal mines of all things if theres a whole group of voluntaries that power electric plants???? this somehow feels even stupider than the last ones god damn
>>150854133No, there are people who unironically call Tavros the clingy incel abuser of poor sweet dear precious Vriska.
>>150854168so you can use the limebloods as a secondary power source duhobviously the power demands outweigh either the supply of goldbloods or the goldbloods dont feel like being strapped to an electric grid all day
>>150854117They died because LE wanted them dead to spite Calliope
you retards why you use limebloods as powersources if you can use them as soldiers??>>150854227this
>>150853947nepeta is olive not lime. alternian limebloods were already hunted to extinction on behalf of caliborn hating everything about his sister even her blood color
>>150853956godspeed, anon
>>150854237if they combined their power they could boil away alternia's seas killing every sea dwweller. also the condence thinks fire looks stupid and causes way too much uncontrolled collateral damage
>>150853961whats the deal with eridan and shrek how did hussie even get the idea to put them together in a flash
>>150854064>>actually everything Rufioh thought about his ancestor was wrong and he was a total lamewad and a fedora tipping virginSince they mentioned Vriska being so unlucky I actually thought they were gonna make Tavros a chad, like an unironic Rufioh. Anyways Tavros being a weaboo makes even less sense than Aradia being one, the lowbloods really got shafted.
>>150853941as always gamzee line has best lore
>>150853891>>150853860Between these guys and Danklook Hussie's ability to render twinks is incredibly good.
>>150854064I dunno they're not making out Beforus Tavros to be that bad. "Worst" you can say is that he's tipping his fedora but he can fly, he can walk, and he hangs out with Aradia doing weebshit in the forest all the time. All things considered he probably had the best life out of all the Nitrams
>>150853941is it wrong of me to find his design cute??? its probably my favorite design out of all the beforus ancestors
>>150854237>soldiersyou don't need soldiers in the utopia beforus was
>>150854371He means on Alternia
>>150852914we cant have them realizing that they were ecto-made for each other like that, think about the future of the human race
>>150853961Honestly impressed they managed to keep all the trolls cis except eridan, if youre gonna choose one he makes the most sense.
>>150854371We were talking about alternia. using pyrokinetics for a power source for ships and using them as soldiers
>>150854390Lord English is a petty motherfucker and genocided all the limebloods because Calliope's OC was one
>>150854390alterian limebloods were extinct
>>150854331I want to bone these twinks almost as much as I wanna bone Rankmaid, Handmaid, Swansong, and Dolorosa- and that's quite the impressive feat. Good job, Hussie. Launch me unto Beforus so I may fecilitate Human-Troll relations once more.
>Beforan Equius/Eridan of all trolls are the ones that are just living their best life.>The rest are nerdy weirdos, crippled, locked in jail for life or a mime.
>>150852692full pic?
guys ill be so real with you. checking the hs discord is insufferable. i dont think its trannies, its literally women dominated space. the more i read the more retarded i get. its not even a joke, all they talk about is who trans into who. one will think that stonetoss (for example) makes an overexaggeration, but no! shits literally how it is. ITS ALL THEY TALK ABOUT
rank em>swansong>rankmaid>imposter>shepherd>coolscar>treeaboo>danklook>muckrake>mummerer>gardener>songbird>helpsman
>>150854559You are an ESL monkey
>>150853860lame clothes, dumb lore, but i like his hair so he passes>>150853878again dumb lore, i can only guess that he also becomes retarded like mituna>>150853891dull, id rather they didnt do this at all than crap this out>>150853914sigh, whatever, at least they didnt make her a landwhale>>150853941im okay with this but dont care about the lore involving 'murderer honkhonk' thats just eyeroll inducing>>150853961objectively the only one worth anything, good for eri
>>150854565>Danklook & Muckrake>Swansong>Rankmaid>Coolscar>Constern>Gardener>Imposter>Mummerer>Songbird>Helpsman>Treeaboo>Mummerer
>>150854559Homestuck fans are just a special kind of retarded, you'd have to be to be sticking around in something that's basically been bad for 3/4ths of its existence
>>150853891>Karkar always gets a lame endingLmaaaao
>coolscar>no visible cool scar
>>150854635He's a fortnite fan
>>15085456512.rankmaid11.treeaboo10.muckrake9.gardener8.songbird7.bland highblood6.helpsman5.exemplar4.shepherd3.imposter2.swansong1.coolscar
>>150854635>They>Cool scar:)
>>150854635Dualscar also doesn't have a canon scar position. Maybe Coolscar has two from poachers
>>150854565based on design only:>Rankmaid>Danklook>Swansong>Muckrake>the rest
>>150854658>long gloves/sleeves that go up whole arm
>>150854559>i dont think its tranniesmost people obsessed with making characters trans are trans themself
>>150854712You underestimate the percentage of fandom girls that are cis and straight or lesbians that are still obsessed with transing and adding a million labels to their characters.
>>150854565rankmaid, treeaboo, danklook, swansong, then the rest cus they look like SHIT
hot sibling sexhot sibling breeding! :D
>>150854821Dave isn't related to Jade though. Unless you count johnroxy
>>150854850Classic Davejade shipper 8eing purposely o8livious. He was talking a8out the JadeJohnDaveRose foursome they had after they finally 8eat the game, which is also when Jade impregnated 8oth Dave and John with her radioactive futa dog semen
>>150854917>hiveswap>everlol. Lmao even. We're not getting Hiveswap Act 3
>>150854565All the male beforan ancestors look a lot more feminine and weak compared to the alternian ones.
>>150845783>>150844803 Also with your logic, all ships wouldn’t work especially those involving karkat, because most of the characters annoy each other but it doesn’t mean they cannot care about each other underneath
>>150854499Which raises the question how did they get picked as ancestors at all
>>150854958Beforus is a very feminine and weak place.
Its so fucking funny that halfway through he tried adding a shared backstory to the characters and then gave up on doing that. Its the most Homestuck thing ever, Hussie still has it.
>>150855062>I know, I'll make up the worst mining disaster in troll history and blame it on Karkat, Terezi, Vriska and Sollux
me and who
>>150855105AI
>>150855081to be fair vriska and sollux don't seem very involved, it was karkat being a liar and terezi losing her sense of smell (even though that's just latula's thing) that blew up the mine
I solved shipping forever.
>>150846933Karkat likes em fat huh?
>>150855153i know what kind of man you are.
>>150854499So how’d nepeta end up in a fucking cave
>>150855153MSPA Reader X everyone
>>150855105Cuties
>>150854559this one annoying "theory" blog on tumblr keeps saying blood caste is the same thing as gender and posting their "transblood" ocs and they always have hundreds of likes on their post i don't get it. and i saw that blog say meenah wears gold because she wants to be yellowblooded. turns out it's a black ftm who "kins" as roxy and thinks roxy and meenah are "parallels". just accept that most of this fandom is mentally ill pooners now
>>150855213Otherkin are low even by furry standards
>>150855213that type is even shilling their fanventures in these threads, if youve ever seen 'Space Days' in here
>>150855206me and YOU!!!! COME HERE
>>150855261>Open fanventure>MC is transI pretend I do not see it
If a character was trans, assuming for some reason ectobiology isn't a perfect process for some reason, would their dreamself not be their "correct sex"?I always thought dreamselves were like "the perfect vwersion of you you see in your dreams".Wouldn't Roxy's dreamself be a boy in that case?
>>150855293sburb is a firm believer in genetic determinism
>>150855284you will see it, over and over and over again. they astroturf for it relentlessly and pander with 4chan references in their work
>>150855029what do you mean picked to be ancestors? In universe thats not a choice by anyone, its fate. Out of universe it just makes sense because >>150855037
>>150855185Socio economic conditions
>>150855303dreamselves are pretty clearly mind over matter. Tavros can walk on prospit because he wants to, but terezi cant see because she doesnt want to.
>>150855284Um actually she's a lesbian, the other protagonist is gay and the third protagonist is trans. Also there's bipolar girl
>>150855349Not Space Days, some othersOne MC is a mtf trans con artist obsessed with snakes, niceAnother time travels and meets herself as a kid, when she was a boy, and literally grooms herself
>>150855349>this is what modern hsg is praising now
Why do they hate masculine Eridan?
>>150855453when has eridan ever been masculine? Hes a nerdy little wizard who had a drag sprite in the original comic. Even when he fought it was just with a lasergun thing or wand, its not like he's ever been strong outside of that.
>>150855185She’s not in a cave in beforus
>>150855153>pepsicola in disgusting>windicuffs in disgustingyou are a fraud and a fake johncel
>>150855453>Eridan>Being capable of being masculineEven in the original comic Eridan is a prissy, effeminate bitch.Dude was never masculine. Literal sissy femboy by nature.
>>150855346I thought tavros could walk on prospit because his dreamselve wasnt paralyzed, only his real body got through the accident
>>150854918>which is also when Jade impregnated 8oth Dave and John with her radioactive futa dog sementhe baby is you is real...
>>150855512Can you say the same for John Egbert then? Aren't you going to be happy June happens?
>>150854608>>again dumb lore, i can only guess that he also becomes retarded like mitunaThe implication is that he becomes a masochistic sub like kuprum
>>150855563Yeah, sure. Why not?
>>150855563reasons john is masculine>punches tons of people>idolizes action movie stars>grows a mustache in candy>bludgeons people with hammers as a fighting stylereasons eridan is masculine>hunts I guess?
>>150854499Read between the lines, the Eridan description is clearly a lie
>>150853961
>these all being the ancestors of the beforus kids means that they all canonically shot their loads into a bucket with others at least once
>>150855606source source source
>>150855037Beforus is the first world and Alternia is the third world
>>150855695Ectobiology, anon
>>150855738Oh god damn it I forgot about that shitImagine being brought into existence by Kankri fuck
>>150855702anon all the implications are that beforus sucks too, just not as obviously. Trolls might not be dying left and right but their are different classes of rights and citizens and full authoritarian control.
>>150855699Jade Harley and Bec Noir by uglycoal on itch.io
Thoughts on nepjohn? I think they would’ve really hit it off if they got to know each other
>>150855406I know which ones you're talking about, but I think those are a secondary effect of the homestuck fandom being vastly overpopulated by trans people, which means they read and heart said adventures, which further pushes them if they get high enough to get on the top ongoing list (as if, that shit barely shifts anymore) and through the anniversary banner
>>150855792>pawtism + harleybert sincerityWorks pretty well, actually
>>150855792If you consider heart powers = ghost busting then definitely
>>150855792cute
there's a tendency in the hs fandom to want to make powerful female characters like vriska and meenah seem like "victims of doc scratch/lord english" even though they are the spiritual twins or maybe even mouthpieces of the male characters they're supposedly being "manipulated" by. what exactly is the difference between vriska bullying tavros and caliborn bullying calliope? what's the difference between vriska committing suicide to fulfill her definition of a hero at the end and caliborn committing suicide to fulfill his definition of an author at the end? maybe it's because i haven't picked the story apart like everyone else but i think overanalysis can miss the forest for the trees. there are no villains in homestuck (the story), just characters who got what they wanted and characters who didn't. there is no big message besides either escaping the narrative the author imposes or becoming the center of it
>>150855792I think John is enough of an agreeable person to practically shove him with anyone and have him "work" on some level, mostly because you can see him be receptive to others attitudes or even mimic their speech patterns like he did with Vriska
>>150855872it seems like the "peace" basically every character in homestuck is seeking is the peace of not being written anymore into a story they know is already rigged. all of the characters are tormented by that but only some of them accept it and take the story into their own hands (vriska, caliborn, meenah) by fighting their way out of irrelevance and scapegoating others. and if callope survived in the end, it's because she was caliborn's other half and just as bad as him
>>150855766It “sucks” cause they’re spoiled, that was also the implication with the dancestors who’s biggest problems was relationship drama/who’s fucking who
>>150855453The message is all incels must transition. It is the only path to redemption
>>150855872>>150855927but there's a paradox here. sburb didn't set the characters free. sburb forced the characters to be brutal and kill each other in order to survive. so the ones that made it out alive at the end are actually the most brutal of them all. the ones who died achieved their suicidal aspirations of "improving" their "other halves" through abuse so that they could toughen up enough to be tyrants themselves (terezi, callipe) and the ones who didn't want any part in this sadomasochistic tug of war were dissolved in irrelevance within the game having lost
>>150855882No, I mean that he would specifically like nepeta if he got to meet her
>>150856073I mean probably yeah, the only characters John ever expressed active distaste for were Caliborn and Gamzee
>>150855599Hunts, interested in historical wars, desires genocide, honor duels bitches, willing to make a last stand
no homestuck, you just don't get to create a story where "toughening your teammates up" by bullying them is considered a heroic strategy and then say bro abused dave for doing the same thing
>>150855872>what's the difference between vriska committing suicide to fulfill her definition of a hero at the end and caliborn committing suicide to fulfill his definition of an author at the end?Not really any, that Vriska sticking around to see the Lord English fight to the end (even though everyone can go to a place he has no influence) results in her getting fucking owned is the point I think. Same with Lord English himself, he's trapped himself in an infinite loop that he could have not built at any time, but he was so intent on having power over the narrative that when the other characters escape it he is powerless to effect them outside of his personal little sandbox.I think instead of heroes and villains it's more like varying level of agency. I don't think any character is totally lacking in agency, but some characters exert their agency on others and nudge them in directions that aren't exactly in their best interest. Take the Tavros incident for example.Tavros is cornered by Vriska's campaign and doesn't want to fight, he wants to disengage. Obviously he doesn't want to jump off a cliff, but it's in his nature to flee that situation. Vriska pushes him the extra inch with mind control.Vriska hates Tavros' weakness and especially hates how he doesn't seem to hate himself over it. Normally, she just bullies him verbally about it, the 12 troll friend group is typically 'off-limits' in her words. We learn later that Scratch is the one who talked her into it, using her nature of hating Tavros to nudge her into doing something more drastic.
>>150853891>>150853961WE ARE FUCKING WINNING HERE!!!!
>>150854559i honestly will just exit at this point. i also feel really overwhelmed therethere is is mspa blog that shares up8 on tumblr so i'm pretty much just doing it.
>>150856173Don’t forget also in love with the most feminine character in all of homestuck
>>150856173You just described a royal british officer, some of the most poncy fancy lads in all of human history
>>150856279exactly, to say that vriska is a hero and caliborn is a villain has always been weird to me, ignoring the fact that they're much more alike than different>he was so intent on having power over the narrative(thief of light) yep, can't be said to have a positive or negative value in homestuck; it just is. the characters you see on screen care about relevance more than the others. take the dancestors: all of them besides meenah and aranea are fine fading away in irrelevance. they only show up once because they don't want to be shown outside of what you do see. i don't even know if taking agency is a positive value in homestuck since eridan, vriska and aranea all get disciplined by the narrative for doing that at "the wrong time." i think it's more that sburb (the story) has a clear-cut view of when "the right time" is for certain characters to do certain things, and if anything "goes wrong" the character has to be killed by an author stand-in without real rhyme or reason. being killed by lord english propelling your friends to leave the story rather than being killed unceremoniously in the middle of it by kanaya, doc scratch, or )(IC seems to be the story's anointing gift to the agentic heroes that figured out just how to time it (vriska, meenah)
Okay soCronus was based off fan interpretations of Eridan at the timeCronus's ancestor is based off fan interpretations of today
>>150856452and caliborn's suicide counts as a "rightly timed" death too, enabling him to achieve his highest self
>>150856460makes sense to me!
>>150856460>the stupidest fanon in history vs the stupidest fanon of today
>>150856460>nepeta used to be seen as a beautiful badass devoted hunter>today she's a retarded celebrity gossiper who makes ship charts of real peoplemakes sense
>>150856559nah i'm just talking about eridan thereNepeta makes sense, she has some meulin influence there and I feel like that's something meulin would be into. this is just the case with eridan and his relatives
>>150855153 me when i'm gay and a faggot and have wrong opinions:
Mode r homestuxk is pretty shit because it can be traced back to one part: It's made by Fandom.Not fans - Fandom.It's made by the type of people who don't take anything serious and reduce characters to one note traits. The "Canon vs fanon" meme type of fans. They do what is immediately funny instead of what makes sense, what's "interesting" instead of cohesive. They type of creative that has a cool scene in their head so they rush out a shit story to facilitate said scene. Kankri wore a sweater cause Porrim forced him too, Crocus had a magic obsession when he was a kid but it's not brought up in eridan, Nepeta is reduced to a one note "shipper girl", Tavors, they're obsessed with Vriska-Terezi to the point it doesn't make sense, and all kanaya is is Rosemary.The current creators are just Fandom incarnate. And it's so lame.
Enough Berfusslop
>>150857065kill yourself>>150850118 (me)finally did it
>>150857074FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK I FORGOT HER HORNS
>>150857087And her legs and glasses and eyebrows and shoes
>>150857094the legs and shoes I didn't draw on purpose, 8ecause I haven't worked my way up to that level yet. Aranea HAS no eye8rows, and yes, I forgot her glasses. I suppose I'll draw something more accurate tomorrow when I do it again
What's the current tablet du jour anywayI have a positively ancient H610 Pro I used for advanced calculus back in the day
>>150857074Not bad for day one.
>>150857135thanks nonny. So far I've 8een drawing with a picture of aranea (>>150857119) on the left side of my screen, and copying it, which is an improvement from when I used to just trace it. I plan to eventually make it to the point when I can draw her from memory
>>150857187Are you slow? How were you looking at the picture and still forgot shit?
>>150857216I just forgot okay 8( I'm don't usually forget stuff, 8ut I was distracted from trying to get the lips right that I just fucking forgot
>limebloods are powerful pyrokineticsAND SO IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOWOH YES IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
>>150857244It's ok anon, but don't tell me to kill myself next time.
>>150849550Sonic is a Knight of Breath though.
>>150857129whichever one works for you/adjusts to your hand-eye coordination, the one that used to be the Bamboo is cheap and works wonders for the price
>>150857296Funnily enough there is a sonic song called knight of the wind
>>150857283Like lifeItself
>>150857324Yes, and coincidentally enough, the game from which that comes from perfectly shows why he is a Knight of Breath, as it unironically has the best characterization for Sonic.
>>150857445LONG FOR THE BLURWE CANNOT DRY MUCH LONGERCEMENT TO DIRTDISGUSTED WITH MY CHEAPNESS
>>150857290sorry, i was just fired up. don't kill yourself
>>150857756Never kill yourself
>>150849550Alex YIIK is a bard of heart
>>150845773She looks like a guy here, so I think that looks coolI wanna self insert as him. Is this how it starts????????
>>150858284>Vriska was a candy striper
>>150858284Swansong you need to stop posing provocatively and do your job your patients are dying
This is my ideal relationship. I need her.
>>150855261space days in about humans you stupid nigger
>>150858413413date a terezi pyrope kinnie!
>>150858413inferior to
>>150858417yeah, transgendered and lgbt humans
They really need to map out and explain what this "karmic chain of events" actually was because right now it just reads like "oh a bad thing happened" without saying what the bad thing actually was, except in rare cases.Hell there are apparently two starts to it? (Terezi losing her sense of smell, and Karkat causing the mine explosion)
>>150858454I can invent one out of whole clothVriska injures Terezi by (car) accident, blinding herselfTerezi loses her sense of smell and this allows Karkat to get his job as a fraudSollux apparently shows up and causes the explosion trying to power equipment in the mine
>>150855654>crying mother grub at the windowThis is fucking gold.
>>150858616The explosion affected the plant Sollux was working at as well as the hospital Vriska was working at (also the tree village Aradia and Tavros were in though they apparently were unharmed?), with the implication being that their respective mishaps occurred then.
>>150849496
>>150858762life is beautiful
>>150858780hehe thank you
>>150858762>scarf covering the neckoh, oh no
What a nice fan adventure.https://uglycoal.itch.io/jade-harley-and-beck-noir
>>150858839>beck-noirShit comic. Fake fan
>>150858440
>>150858839Gross
>>150858883kyute
This patient needs Prisounebound or he'll die. (The patient is me)
>>150858951Prisounebound machine broke, we got Space Days
>>150858951Get me 40ccs of Junpus, STAT!
>>150858976no! space days will kill the patient! he needs prisounebound to live..
>>150859003We got trashy transphobe milf in need of correction tho and autistic brunette girl that's spergy about ayy lmaos.
>>150859026What's she like Pre-Scratch?
>>150859039Gwynne Shotwell, running SpaceX
Found the most Roxy-coded tweet this day.
I don't understand how the alpha and beta timelines work or what a scratch is.
>>150859075It's just a universal reset. It's probably one of the easiest things to digest in the comic ironically enough. It's a giant 'oh shit button' if you reach an unwinnable situation in Sburb that resets the universe with similiar values but different circumstances.
>>150859075So far, up to the point in the comic currently posted on the main site, we have only heard about the alpha timeline, which is "the main timeline that began with sburb being played on Earth"The scratch, or the rift, is something that Jade apparently causes in a future update from now, but not too many updates.
>>150858438I like a lot of the characters but I'm really feeling her today for whatever reason.
>>150856133John said he hated Vriska duder
>>150859026>>150859039Cody's part made me very uncomfortable.
>>150859139>we have only heard about the alpha timelineWeeeeell.... (Actual spoilers) Technically it's the opposite. John, Dave, Rose and Jade's timeline is called the Beta timeline and the one post-Scratch is the Alpha timeline. Why? Because in the beta timeline they play the Beta version of Sburb, and in the Alpha timeline...the Alpha version. That's it.
>>150859201>girlfriend is crazy as shit>only sane friends live god knows how far>mom is a cunt who emotionally/verbally abuses you>dad beats you on the regularthey just can't catch a break
>>150859237It's florida, the only people happy there are the tourists
>>150859201Because they're trans or because the whole part felt like going to your friend's house and their parents started yelling at them?
>>150859252And the Democrats willing to compromise on their political values to get really cheap real estate. Many such cases.
I can fix her.
>>150853891>Kankri learned of his ancestor in a vision, and tried to redeem the Vantas legacy by proudly wearing his blood color on his red sweater, and spent his life preaching perfect morality to everyone to bring honor back to his name.>tfw beforus karkat indirectly inspired his descendent to be a obnoxious PC piece of shitif he didn't rot in prison, he would have the same reaction as his alterian counterpart
>>150859287Bro she offers to send nudes to someone she thinks is a neo-nazi pedophile. You can't fix shit.
>>150859301While she's in a relationship, at that.
>>150859330Everyone knows if you're e-dating it's not real
>>150859359youre horrible!
>>150859267nta but I know what it's like to have parents who can't accept you for who you are or think you need "fixing". shit's rough
>>150859075John, Jade, Dave, Rose, Jake, Jane, Dirk and Roxy are all created by John in the ectobiology lab in the veil and sent back to various points in time each on a meteor. This is a constant, and the only difference is when these babies arrive, which changes who they become.In the beta timeline, Jake, Jane, Dirk and Roxy are sent earlier and become the others' caretakers/guardians. Jake becomes Jade's grandfather, Jane becomes John's grandmother, Dirk becomes Dave's bro and Roxy becomes Rose's mom. John, Jade, Dave and Rose are the Sburb players of this timeline and are thus the Beta kids. This is the main timeline that Homestuck begins on.The scratch is effectivelly a reboot feature for failed sessions, resetting the timeline and changing the order of the meteors to try at a better outcome. With the scratch, the beta timeline is erased and the alpha timeline is created. The beta kids manage to circumvent erasure and make it into the Alpha timeline after a three year voyage.In the alpha timeline, John, Jade, Dave and Rose are sent earlier and become the others' caretakers/guardians. Jade becomes Jake's grandmother, John becomes Jane's grandfather, Dave becomes Dirk's bro and Rose becomes Roxy's mom. Jake, Jane, Dirk and Roxy are the Sburb players of this timeline and are thus the Alpha kids. This is the timeline that Homestuck follows after the end of Act 5.Does that make sense?
>>150859424Yes but also no. Thank you for explaining it however.
>>150859490>Yes but also no.Welcome to the Homestuck experience
My emotional support canon gore of a popular beloved cutesy did nothing wrong character
>>150859507im so fucking scared rn....
>>150859490NTA. I'll dumb it down even more. John sent the babies back in time. The scratch is the act of rebooting the timeline so they got sent to different time periods. The post-reboot timeline is the alpha timeline.
>>150859572YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST YOU'LL SCARE HIM!
>>150859026>>150859039Reminds me of this fanart.
>>150859392maybe it's rough because you're broken and need fixing, faggotwhy the hell are you on 4chan, this place is not gonna be good for you
>>150859599She'd absolutely have one of those drink cup lanyards they sell in VegasMy first and last memory of spring break there was "drinks come in yards?"
>>150859599The wine should be replaced with Galaxy Gas.
>>150859652I still don't know what Galaxy Gas is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
>>150859661Flavored nitrogen gas sold for "culinary purposes" that flooded the market a few years ago. They are premade whippets that are ridiculously easy to use and buy.
>>150859696Isn't Nitrogen Gas....not edible?
>>150859709My mistake. I meant nitrous oxide.
>>150859709Yes, but it's used for example in dispensers that spray pre-made whipped creamSo you "flavor" your product at the same time you aerate it. Does it make sense to do that when you can just make the cream flavored the way you want? Nah, but it lets you do it with premade stuff.
>>150859709>>150859738to be fair N2O isn't edible either
>>150859661Nitrous oxide. Laughing gas. It gives you an incredibly short high. Like seconds short high.It's sold commercially in bottles or little capsule to bakeries because it's in whipped cream and they use it to make batter instantly more light and airy.It became a huge problem when retards learned you could huff it to get high and it turns out it's highly addictive using it like this, runs into diminishing returns instantly meaning you need more and more right away, and it kills your brain cells.So you now have an epidemic of people trying it once for fun and immediately hitting the worst stages of addiction where it's borderline impossible to break free of it while also damaging the critical thinking skills you need to want to stop it.
>>150859599>I lub my chud daughter>*luv pffftt
>>150859773
>>150859599>its a bromom childif they were racist>>150859773>oneshot by laughing gasgamzee would do this
I lobe Mom Lalonde so much bros.
>>150859826I can't wait until they explain how they have those powers and in Jade's grandpa's case how he is still alive
>>150859791>>150859823Ironically Rose did have a "billions must die" crashout in canon.
If Dad Egbert married Mom Lalonde, it would make Rose John's step-sis, which means there's no human woman he could bang that wasn't technically incest.
>>150859861not if they married first. gotta stay ahead of the incest curve.
>>150859861>John>with a human womanWhat are you, crazy?!
>>150859861Rose would unironically re-enact "what are you doing, step-bro?"
>>150859882Well that's my arguement. If your only human options are incest, then it's your moral obligation to fuck the alien girls.
BROLEE SAVE THE LIMEBLOOD CASTE!!!! KARKAT IS MAKING US ALL LOOK LIKE FRAUDS AND WEAK INCOMPETENT BITCHES!!!
>>150859934
Save me Roxy Lalonde.
Wait Karkat is a limeblood?Why did I fucking think he was a mutantblood because he had RED blood?
>>150859974He lies about being one, he's still a mutant candyblood in every universe
>>150859974He is a mutant but he would technically be classified under lime
>>150859974he is a mutant blood, beforan karkat lies about it by saying he's a limeblood.
>>150858839Can't this poor happy little thing just get normal porn of her getting fucked by like, a normal penis?
>>150859627some anons get me in ways my family never will
>>150860006Vanilla porn died with breedingduties.
>>150860057roxy in f tier oh no no no no
>0057make better bait
>>150852876I hope they kick each other in the groin, causing a grotesque pretzel of flesh to swing from their crotches, propelling them into the air, and bowling over the player’s 2nd favorite and 3rded hated footbale teams
>>150860070>big tiddy lactating Jade giving graphic birth is vanilla now
So linebloods had fire powers?
>>150860122>linebloods
>>150858284As per Vibri.Beforan Terezi used to get 'care' from Beforan Vriska often, even when she wasn't really sick.Can any of us say we wouldn't do the same?
Ok, guys- you have to be in a long term, comitted relationship to one of the troll ancestors. Could be Alternian, could be Beforus- doesn't matter. But you only get one, no polycules or throuples this time. And you are conceptually bound by these rules. No loopholes You aren't even able to cheat.Who do you pick?
>>150860099Homestuck needs more birth porn to scare away the undesirables.
>>150860196CoolscarThey're cute and love animals. It really doesn't get better than that.
>>150860188>beforan Terezi, apperently.
>>150860196WinnowerBecause we know she fucks human men
>>150860196the signless and i wont explain why!!!!!!!
>>150860127it's when your blood is just scribbles
>>150860245>conceptually tying yourself to someone universally described as a massive hyper-bitch control freakHave fun in the literal worst marriage known to man dude.
>>150860127Better than the Mimebloods at least.
>>15086021210 mpreg commissions coming right up!
>>150860284Coward.
Waiter! Waiter! 10 Prisounebound and Space Days porn commissions please!
>>150860303be the change you want to see in the world
>>150860196the handmaid of course. the disciple would be a good choice too but she already has a soulmate
>>150860269I don't see the downsideI just gotta not give babies flintlock pistols and im golden
>>150860339Your kid is going to start crying when you take the flintlocks away and then she'll immediately start bitching at you to give them back.
>>150860339doing this starts jade villain arc
>>150860303Got it, birth porn coming up.
>>150860319MAYBE I WILL!
>>150860395Freckles :)
I love them...
>>150860006John has a normal penis...
>>150860465Normal penises are not slick with Rose Lalonde's vaginal juices and as girthy as a coke can, bro.
>>150860499>Normal penises are not slick with Rose Lalonde's vaginal juices>he doesn't know
>>150849286almost time for a new one, methinks
>>150860499They were literally made from the same ecto-slime to be perfect for each other anon, what more do you want
Post some OLD Homestuck fanart
>>150860614>Equius, the most racist troll alive
>>150860607Rose and John are not clones of each other.
>>150860634>Another grimdorks fag intentionally misintepreting the truthGrim and dorky indeed
>>150860614Gonna be honest it pisses me off that this isn't in the correct order.
>>150860614ghettostuck
>>150860614Why is Tavros just Steve urkel in a wheelchair?
>>150855213actually found out that this person was larping as black and i assumed they were ftm because they "headcanon" every female character they like as a "tboy" but it's actually a fucking white guy who identifies as a trans woman. not surprised with his weird butchering of ebonics
>>150860614>nigger has six letters
>>150860614>Aradiabot is a fucking boombox
>>150860665Because Steve Urkel is just Tavros without a psychotic bitch that wants to suck his weenis.
>>150860669PLEASE WHERE CAN I FIND MORE OF THEIR ART PLEASE I NEED TO FEEL SOMETHING
>>150860675Nigger Faggot is a troll name...
>>150860697went over this like 3 threads ago
>>150860269Once an Alien gets Human'd, they won't be such a crazy psycho bitch- to you, at least. Sassacre never mentioned being unhappy, did he? And we already confirmed a couple threads back that Meenah has a fetish for being ordered around. That bitch was probably silencing Crocker corp employees who knew too much and murderaping for fun by day, and coming home to put on a naked apron and baking cakes by the time she clocked off.
>>150860336She's so hot... kino, Anon. Kino.
>>150860614Is it bad that I actually like this art
>>150860776I hope it is.
>>150860678For some reason her not even getting a design is fucking me up. Like I feel insulted on Aradia's behalf for the indignity of just becoming a fucking boombox.
>>150860829Good. Aradiafags get fucked.
>>150860874By Aradia, hopefully.
>>150860776its definitely not humantale tier. it is very well made
>>150857296>>150857324>>150857473I have thought that for a long time too, until I made a connection, especially with the IDW comics. The reason why I see him as an Heir is because he doesn't really go out of his way as an active force to protect people. It's more like, if it's there and in his presence, he'll do something about it. He's a passive guy, he lives in the moment and doesn't want to change that, allows and wants others to do the same (Issue 50 with his speech to Surge encapsulates this).In that same game, Black Knight, he was summoned to that world by an outside force and was asked to help, and his response was, in a brief sense, "Yeah sure, alright dude". And later in the SAME game, he says, "It was never about chivalry for me, I just gotta do what I gotta do, that's all,". That doesn't exactly scream "Knight," does it? Chivalry deals with loyalty and justice, a Knights "code".Sorry for the ramble, I'm really autistic about Sonic. Anyways, I was pretty busy today, so it's less from before, some chosen from this thread.Alex YIIK Bard of Heart, Skips Heir of Time (Derse), Star Butterfly Sylph of Space, Wirt Mage of Mind. I'll think more tonight but post tomorrow morning maybe.
>>150860681Except Urkel actually had confidence and didn't hate himself>>150860776Completely detaching from the fact that these are supposed to be the Trolls, they're honestly not even bad designs on their own. I can't decide between either Blackat or De'Eridan as personal favorites.
>>150861023>>150861023>>150861023Migrate
