How pathetic is Hulk?
Have you apologized for doubting the slayer yet
Kept you waiting huh?
I heard Pokesissies are getting uppity again
>>150849268PRINCESSulk... BRIDEulk...
>>150849289I heard Chucky is more popular
>>150849283Doomslayer vs Dr.Doom next.
>>150849307AIEEEEE DELETE THIS NOW YOU'LL BE SORRY FOR WHEN ASH BEATS YUGI TO DEATH
>>150849289Shaggy is a yellow Lantern so hed be able to manipulate time aswell.
>>150849283My only contribution in the lead up to the episode was calling Buffy unholy and un nun like for being a vampire fucking slag
>>150849307STOP POSTING THIS CHUD! LOVE WINS! THE LEFT WILL WIN! POKEMON WINS! EVIL NAZI CHUDS LIKE DIGIMON AND YUGIOH WILL DIE!
>this is canonEMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING RIGHT FUCKING NOW ASHSISSIES!!
>>150849268Supertrash will never look as good as the warrior of light
You all suck
>>150849320>Shaggy's fear is so FUARKING powerful that's hes able to use a yellow Lantern Ring while its being worn by another personShaggy I kneel.
>Ash steals a god card and tries to use itGG
>>150849347Come on. Superbitch or not his costume is iconic
>>150849341What the hell am I looking at?
>>150849358>Yugi's only legitimate wincon is if Ash somehow stole this one specific card
>>150849368Superman will never be /fa/
the chopping block will need 2 more names soon, who shall it be?
>>150849376What's wrong with that getup? :(
Oh yea dante clive is also happening i guess
>>150849358>>150849372How is he going to find out it even exists?
>got mass downvoted by the 'cord, still survived>won the golden heart>team boomstick is currently 2-0 against Team Wiz>his team has plenty of obvious targets like Spider-Man, Miku, Shantae and Pac-Man>if Team Wiz keeps jobbing he might make it to the team merge without entering a single pollThings are looking good for Springtrap.
>>150849341>Step 1: no povertyHow does that work though. Can I just laze around at home all day long and the state gives me money just so they can say that no poverty? Cause 100% abusing that.
>>150849402You tell me last thread a moron said ash could win by stealing and using Yugi's cards
>>150849400There's nothing to left to really discuss. Dante is wall level and his lore wank doesn't give him anything. Clive is a featsGOD who is a God killer. Clive wins.
>>150849268>Hulk sobbing "b-but Death Battle said Hulk would beat Godzilla"Namor: "Yes, yes, I know, I know. Not to worry, friend. The Mods at r/deathbattle and the DB discord server will ban anyone who brings this up"
>>150849344Its not canon, its from a 4kids commissioned filler arc. It should still be used but saying its canon is false.
>>150849417Cope and seethe. Lets keep it manga vs anime only if you want. No game or movie scaling for ash tho.
>>150849413First off, Ash plays mostly fair. Secondly, doesn't the Pharaoh have experience fighting hand to hand in case Ash tried to jump him.
BOOM!
>>150849413>Baby stormFirst 2 pokemon movies have world ending storms. Mewtwo had to stop Ash from punching him and Mewtwo is the one who was powerful enough to create a storm that would destroy earth's surface. So Ash scales to that, so hed be able to easily just punch the sky and destroy Ra.
>>150849446>World ending stormENGLISH DUB ALERT
>>150849416Why is Reddit so butthurt over that comic lmao. It's like superfags getting mad at mach 7>>150849417They used SSJdock, Novel Kratos, Gacha Tom, Asura manga. Canonicity doesn't mean shit anymore
>>150849417>Knows this feat alone solos his entire franchise >W-W-W-W-WELL IT'S NOT CANON -ACK!!How many times do I need to remind you?>Unless specified, all official material related to a character is applied unless found contradictory to the primary source material.
>>150849440Yeah. But ash fans just are sure he would jump yugi and punch him to death or shoot him in the head with a gun (someone argued this last thread)
>>150849446>world ending stormWhy would that scale to durability?
>>150849435Bring me Sera!
>>150849446>Mewtwo had to stop Ash from punching himBecause he was annoying him. He killed Ash.>THE FLY WAS SO POWERFUL THAT ANON HAD TO SWAT IT AWAY OR ELSE HE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN SOLOD BY HIM That's what you sound like.
>>150849476Hey was Hal in the Godzilla crossover I don’t remember
>>150849371Pokemon got leaked again, the dev is confirmed to be severely understaffed and frequently has in-house fights on top of devs actively admitting they don't care about fun, only about the opinions of the PR team
>>150849464LISTEN I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN BECAUSE I THINK ABOUT TAI BEATING UP ASH EVERY SINGLE DAY AND IT'S BEEN OVER 10 YEARS NOW
>>150849457>>150849461Are you guys low IQ or something? I said it SHOULD be used. Was just saying it's not canon. It's from a 4kids commissioned filler arc.
>>150849487Did we get another Typhlosion story?
>>150849446its not even about the storm. Its that using the god cards causes the god to try to kill you if you are not worthy or disrespectful (like how ash stole ra and summons it without sacrifices here)
>>150849499It would probably be a lot funnier than what we actually got
>>150849510>(like how ash stole ra and summons it without sacrifices here)huh
Our heroes are waiting for their match-up, which will probably be in December.
>>150849464>shoot him in the head with a gunThere's no fucking way they're on this level of copium before the fight was even announced yet. It's the pharaoh for christ's sake. A deity that befriends ghosts, ghouls, and gods summoned to play card games.
>>150849524again someone argued ash could win by stealing yugi's cards and using em himself
Bring me the only character that can defeat Kratos
>>150849540Did Yugi ever bang Tea?
>>150849546Mostly that he can just have dark magician or any other monster take the very real physical damage for him.
the xitter reaction to blade vs buffy was pretty funny
>>150849548>>150848296>What's stopping Ash from stealing Blue Eyes White Dragon and using it on Yugi?This guy?
>>150849540Season 0 is so fucking ugly and shitty. It did the manga dirty. Happy they dropped Bandai and Toei before the good shit started.
>>150849552Immovable object, meet an unstoppable forceThe only reason they haven't fought yet is that the omniverse would suffer the consequences
>>150849559
>>150849555She moved to America to become a dancer
>>150849555Neither Yugi nor Ash ever got with any love interests at the end.
>>150849552Okay. Now what?
>>150849571
>>150849563yea
>>150849573>>150849576At least Serena never became a stripper whore like TeaAlso Ash actually kissed Serena
Nobody explained what's stopping Yugi from mind crushing Ash immediately and just raping him with a gun pointed to the back of his head.
>>150849552Okay, now what?
>>150849596>>150849576>>150849573>>150849555...Death Battle?
>>150849600Because thats not in character for Yugi and Gengar would protect Ash from the Mind Crush
>>150849573Like a ballet dancer?
>>150849596>Serena never became a stripper whoreThat's what Pokemon contests are>Ash actually kissed SerenaShe kissed him and then he forgot about it because he doesn't give a shit about her LMAO
>>150849611gengar cannot stop mindhax
>>150849558I didn't even stop to consider the idea that they could pull from GX, knowing it's a direct sequel to the OG series
>>150849615Yes
>>150849596>Serena>Became an Idol She's worst than Tea>>150849605>Asking about the opponent's lore>Thinking it's not Death Battle relatedActual nigger question.
>>150849624Yugi directly scales to Judai. He duels against and alongside him and is considered his superior by Judai himself.
>>150849615Yeah buddy, like a ballet dancer haha...
>>150849611Post Gengar stopping a mind crush from happening.>It's out of character Yugi killing is also out of character but he's going to kill Ash. >>150849605
>>150849604Could Ash or Yugi survive being thrown into the moon at that speed?
>>150849624I don't really know why people think they won't scale to the rest of the Yugioh franchise for Yugi. I know this general is obsessed with feats but that's how Death Battle usually does shit. Isn't Yugi literally supposed to be the best duelist of all time even years later?Ash is definitely going to get scaling from the games as well and that's less justifiable if anything
>>150849654But Yugi's deck fucking sucks compared to decks today
>>150849654Post Yugi doing anything a future protagonist does
>>150849675And Ash's team fucking sucks compared to what you can get in the games, same difference
>>150849646Ash? no.Yugi? Yes to the impact, but then die of lack of oxygen since he doesnt have any space-themed monsters on him.I can see Neos being able to quickly carry jaden back to earth tho.Mmm maybe dark magician could also quickly carry him to earth too?
>>150849654
>>150849687Post Blade or Buffy punching with kilotons levels of force or destroying the multiverse
>>150849297
>>150849720They really expect me to believe Buffy has physicals on par with the Tsar Bomba. I don't remember what they gave Blade
>>150849698Does Yugi have anything saving him from an impact strong enough to destroy earth? He'd also being moving at 2x the speed of light. Also if he survives im sure Osiris would fly him back.
Both Yugi and Ash would die if they got shot with a gun.
>>150849727I forget if they gave actual numbers but they said Blade scaled to Dracula creating storms so yes it'd definitely also be in the range of Blade having the same physical power as nuclear weapons
>>150849698>>150849730There's no way you're taking this question seriously
>>150849297>Captura de pantalla
>>150849730He sxales to neos flying from a moon in saturn to earth before satorius could attack Aster. So... MFTL+And low multiversal yubel upscaling.
>>150849727I dont get why they almsot had Blade stab Buffy in the neck. I was fucking joking about that. They must have seen it and put it in for me. RIP to that chick on the train btw.
>>150849268Namor and Hulk being buddies after all these decades and despite both burning so many bridges is cute.
>>150849751Ash? YesYugi? No. Duel Monsters can take attacks foe you.
>>150849755>Can't even kill Pim"H-hello I'm Mr. Fraud"
>>150849720While we're on this topic, they said Blade could potentially nerf Buffy by biting her, but then said she resisted some other guy's bite making her anemic. Did she just walk it off immediately or did she need time to recover?
>>150849417Ash is literally entirely anime only, why would that matter in this MU?
>>150849795No. They would both die to a gun.
>>150849817She needed time to recover and a blood transfusion, but that wasn't the point. The point was that Angel drains energy by biting to empower himself, but he didn't drain Buffy's slayer powers even though he drained all of her blood. So Blade couldn't empower himself by draining her either.She also only got her blood drained because she was letting Angel do it.
>>150849372Wait you genuinely think Ash is unbeatable otherwise?
>>150849821What? Ash isn't Atem suplexing 5 headed Dragon? Wtf are you even saying? Yugioh is an adaptation of a Manga while Ash's adventure are and anime only thing with some Manga sorta inspired by it. They are two different things. It doesnt even matter. I was saying the feat should be used. Just that 4kids commissioned slop shouldn't be actually considered canon. Its just supplementary noncanon material like Dragon Ball filler. Fucking use it in the Death Battle just dont say its canon. Its not.
>>150849844yes. ash and pokemon winning are the only things I have left since ZA is being universally shat on by everyone who isn't a toddler or a dribbling retard
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>>150849832Bullets job to kuriboh. Cope. These monsters are loyal to the Pharaoh and will protect him with their life. Just ask Dark Magician and Dark Magician Girl.
Who's winning the ULTIMATE BATTLE?
>>150849877Ash is clearly scared of how messy everything will be when that bullet explodes on impact with his steel-strong skin
>K.O!>Wiz: I don't get it. Every single one of Yugi's feats and abilities scaled at least a thousand time over Ash's. How did he lose?!>Boomstick: Yugi might have been able to stop country sized monsters that could have ended the world and he could have easily used any of his dozens of spell cards to instantly kill Ash but you forgot one important thing.... Ash got to kiss Serena on the lips! I'd trade any power in the world just for that feat alone>Wiz: But that's completely irrelevant to this discussion! Pikachu could only destroy a small boulder at best and one of Yugi's weakest monsters destroyed the moon in one swing! >Boomstick: Yeah but Tea left Yugi to go to dance in America >Wiz: ...okay?>Boomstick: Wiz! Think about the implications... Every girl Ash met fell in love with him! Misty, Chikorita, May, Latias, Dawn, that delicious piece of chocolate Iris, Lillie. The list goes on! Ash was so lucky.>Wiz: Ash might have made a lot of friends during his journey but so did Yugi! Kaiba was obsessed with defeating the Pharaoh! >Boomstick: Who cares about stupid rivalries?! Ash had a FUCKING HAREM. Yugi might have been stronger in every aspect but he couldn't get as much ASS as Ash!>Wiz: The winner is Ash
>>150849852Never need a better day to be retard
>>150849751Post either of them dying after getting shot.
>>150849885>Sonic the Hedgehog, Sex, Gay Sex, Lesbian Sex
>>150849852It's okay Ashbro. I'm rooting for Yugi but I was also looking forward to that game and I'm sad to hear the combat and environment is pretty boring.
>>150849905B-B-BASED
>>150849838Does this really compare with how Blade affected a Spirit of Vengeance? I'm sure it would be horrendously debilitating even if it had no esoteric effects
>>150849910What
>>150849905>MistyTrue winner>MayWorst girl, killed the series>DawnMay clone>Iris2nd best>SerenaHinata Naruto romance clone>Lillie Who?
>>150849939Lillie's the blonde girl from Sun and Moon
Superman (DC Universe) vs Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic series)I, Sonic the Hedgehog, found myself in a strange yet tantalizing situation. I had just saved the world from yet another villainous plot when I stumbled upon a mysterious portal. With a shrug, I leaped through it, and suddenly, I was in a world I'd never seen before. As I looked around, I spotted a familiar figure – Superman, standing tall and proud, his muscles rippling beneath his skin-tight suit."Hey there, big guy," I called out, my voice dripping with a mix of playfulness and desire. "Fancy meeting you here."Superman turned around, a smirk playing on his lips. "Sonic, I didn't expect to see you here," he said, his voice deep and husky. "But now that you're here, why don't we make the most of it?"Without waiting for a response, Superman closed the distance between us, his hands reaching out to grip my hips. I gasped as I felt his fingers dig into my flesh, pulling me closer to him. Our bodies pressed together, the heat between us palpable."Fuck, you're stronger than you look," I breathed out, my heart pounding in my chest.Superman chuckled, his breath hot against my ear. "You have no idea, Sonic," he growled, his hands moving to grip my ass. "I'm going to show you just how strong I am."With a swift motion, Superman lifted me off the ground, my legs instinctively wrapping around his waist. His lips crashed into mine, his tongue demanding entrance into my mouth. I moaned, my hands tangling in his hair as I returned his kiss with equal fervor.As we kissed, Superman walked us over to a nearby tree, pressing my back against the rough bark. His hands moved to my waistband, pulling my pants down just enough to expose my hardening cock. I gasped as the cool air hit my sensitive flesh, my eyes rolling back in pleasure."I want you," Superman growled, his voice filled with lust. "I want to feel you inside me."
I moaned at his words, my cock twitching in anticipation. "Then take me," I replied, my voice barely above a whisper.Superman wasted no time, his hands moving to grip my ass once more as he lowered himself onto my throbbing cock. I gasped as I felt him envelop me, his tight hole squeezing me in the most delicious way."Fuck, you're so tight," I moaned, my hands moving to grip his hips. "I can't hold back."Superman let out a low chuckle, his hands moving to grip my shoulders. "Then don't," he replied, his voice filled with desire. "I want to feel you lose control."With those words, I let go, my hips snapping forward as I fucked Superman with wild abandon. Our bodies moved together, our moans and gasps filling the air as we lost ourselves in the moment.As we reached our climax, I felt Superman's cock twitch against mine, his hot seed spilling out onto my stomach. I let out a low moan, my own orgasm hitting me like a freight train as I filled Superman's ass with my own release.We stayed like that for a moment, our bodies still connected as we caught our breath. Superman let out a low chuckle, his hand moving to cup my cheek."That was amazing," he said, his voice filled with awe. "I never knew it could be like that."I let out a soft laugh, my hand moving to cover his. "Neither did I," I replied, my voice filled with wonder.And with that, we stood there, our bodies still connected, our hearts still racing. We had found something special in each other, something that neither of us had ever experienced before. And as we stood there, I knew that this was just the beginning of something beautiful."So, Superman," I said, my voice filled with mischief. "Fancy going for round two?"
>>150849880>>150849914No but can you not just recognize how much we've lost the plot with all this powerscaling?Ash and Yugi are both otherwise normal humans in their settings.
>>150849931The Ghost Rider feat isn't actually that good. He didn't drain Robbie's energy, he sucked out the disease that was making him berserk. Official descriptions just describe it as him having the ability to reverse the vampire infection part of a bite and suck out other infections, not general energy draining.He could still try and drain Buffy's blood to kill her normally, but at that point it's just a worse option than trying to stab her. If he tried biting her she'd just grab him and slam him to the ground, since she's fine having some of her blood drained.
Superman let out a low chuckle, his hand moving to grip my ass. "I thought you'd never ask," he replied, his voice filled with desire.And with that, we were lost in each other once more, our bodies moving together in a dance as old as time itself. And as we reached our climax once more, I knew that this was a moment I would never forget. For I had found something truly special in Superman, something that I never knew I was missing. And as we lay there, our bodies still connected, I knew that this was just the beginning of something truly magical.SUPERMAN WINS
>>150849967>Ash and Yugi are both otherwise normal humans in their settings.Here's Ash tanking Charizard's flames.
>>150849268Hulkbros....is our HERO.. a fraud?
It's time.
>>150849970see pic rel
>>150849983Pokemon generally don't try to severely hurt or kill their trainers and fire pokemon can specifically alter the heat of their flames
>>150849990KWABZILLA LOST
>>150849786They recorded the fight BEFORE that girl got murdered
>>150849783>sxales
>>150849990>Our only advocate is a guy who spams Nikocado AvocadoHulkbros...
>>150849983But no one in their settings treat them as superhuman freaks even when they are interacting with normal people.To some degree we should recognize that even some animated feats are just exaggeration for the sake of emphasis.
>>150850003Ash still tanked it. Charizard was poorly trained back then, there's nothing implying he's holding back.
>>150849795>foe you.
>>150849956>>150849966>>150849979Delete this right now BITCH.
Why do people think that Dante has any chance against Clive? This really feels like Kratos vs. Asura 2.0 with lore merchant versus feat god
>>150849983>>150850003>>150850025>>150850029IT'S A FUCKING COMEDY SKETCH
>>150850025>Unironically coping with the "it's a gag" argument Even if it is. It still canonically happened. Death Battle counts it.
>>150850029Given that Charizard's flames always barely singe Ash's clothing I think it's safe to assume Charizard is annoyed and wants Ash to fuck off rather than actually hurting himAgain, this is powerscaler retard logic brain, Ash is generally supposed to be a regular human kid
>>150850041Dante's best feat is him beating Mundus who SUPPOSEDLY created a universe to fight Dante in. When in reality it was a small pocket dimension about the size of a small building. WOG also deconfirms it.
>>150850041so Dante wins
>>150850041Cause Kratos won and the featsman lost?
>>150850054It isn't even so much that I think it is 'just a gag', I just think we've lost the plot with the direction we've taken powerscaling.
>>150849341>The Left I fucking hate how the right was retarded enough to just concede points like education, Climate change/environment protection, and poverty.It makes no fucking sense, nothing about being conservative means that you have to inherently oppose/not care for those things.It makes me hate my own side so fucking much is unreal...
>>150850041>Why do people think that Dante has any chance against Clive? This really feels like Kratos vs. Asura 2.0Anon you just answered yourself
>>150850060You can also see that Charizard's flames aren't very powerful when you pick a scene where the guy is doing his best like Charizard vs. Entei in 2nd Pokemon-movie. Even when Charizard is totally serious and out for blood, his flames are still pathetically weak
>>150850091If Dante wins because of bullshit like covering your eyes from bright light=FTL speed then I will kneel to DB for the sheer chutzpah they have
>>150849970>If he tried biting her she'd just grab him and slam him to the ground, since she's fine having some of her blood drained.If something bites your flesh and not a piece of fabric it's going to be absolutely fucking crazy if you YANK away from it with all your strength
>>150850098Why was Sun and Moon HBH (Hot Babe Heaven)?
>>150850098Even as a gag, doesn't this mean Pikachu's electric attacks aren't lethal?
>the ashtranny is spamming a bunch of garbage feats againPlease fuck off already
>>150850129Why did so many Pokemon movies have weird barely explained traps that effortlessly cucked legendaries? It makes it look like tech is better than Legendary Pokemon.
>>150850120Hal...
>>150850070it's actually one of the few dimension starry sky feats where it's confirmed the stars are real>Mundus flapped his wings and in an instant the temple's existence was lost, the world was enveloped by a sea of stars. Only two sides were facing each other in the vastness of space>Unleashing the demonic/magic power from within his mind and body, Dante transformed his body into a demon. He kicks off the earth as he flies off into the dark sky that spreads to infinity. In his crimson eyes, the only thing he sees is grey form of the demon emperor. In a realm beyond human knowledge, the legendary battle has now begun
>the Yugitard is resorting to antifeats
>>150850135No, it just means Ash and his friends can tank it.If Pikachu's electricity is shown to be strong enough to be lethal then it's lethal.
>>150850149Maybe they're not so legendary after all..
>>150850148Ash does have crazy pain tolerance though, like even outside of powerscaling brainrot, that's one of his key traits.
>>150850149It's actually crazy how much Pokemon disrespects it's own loreYou'd think 'legendary' Pokemon would be these mystical beings that people would barely ever know about (given the NAME) and that their power would surpass human comprehension or something but they're often barely important or just statsticks
>>150850172You're welcome to post any Yugi antifeats
>>150850005Is my favorite character a fraud?! No, it's the writers/editors/Devs who are wrong.
>>150849268>kaijuBITCH still seethingLOLLMFAO
>>150850149This always pisses me off as a kid.Very anti-hype.
Why are DB fans like this?
>>150850201I liked Doom dunking on baldy-locks and Tony outprepping the Bat
>>150849347Kill yourself listtroon.
>>150850173>No, it just means Ash and his friends can tank it. It's a GAG YOU DUMB FUCK
>>150850187The games are much better about it than the anime. But the games also make it very clear they are not at all created equal.
>>150850188https://www.reddit.com/r/respectthreads/comments/11jwzxi/respect_yugi_muto_yugioh_anime/
>>150850169Dude, they look at each other in the weird starry space for like two seconds before they go to some weird cloud dimension where Mundus shoots lightning and small rocks at youEven if it was a universal creation feat it's probably the clearest example of how creation doesn't actually equal attack power
>>150850113Sure but Buffy is physically stronger than Blade and it requires Blade to be right next to her. She wouldn't need to do much to get Blade off of her and it would let her get a clean hit on him via fists or scythe. It also relies on catching her off guard even though she has a spider sense, there's a reason biting her doesn't work in fights in her series. Again, it's just a worse option than stabbing her with swords
>>150850009I forgot Death Battle Live Action fights are all recorded on film and sent to Death Battle theaters months in advanced to be shown to us. But seriously they couldnt just edit it out? He stabs her in the shoulder anyway. They kept it in for me. They knew id see it and they knew id fan girl. Im happy they didnt cut it. Its my legacy now. Just the fact they easily could have cut it cements my legend.
>>150850223I agree it doesn't mean Mundus can destroy the universe, I'm just saying he definitely is actually creating a universe here
>>150850113Nigga this is buffy we're talking about
>>150850199>this autistic collector nodiffed 3 legendary Pokemon>Ash could do nothing about it and had to rely on Lugia ex MachinaKWAB
>>150850005KWABZILLA, BITCH-faced, crying.
>>150850265Guy's trying to pretend Buffy has aura LMFAO
Even if Mundus could actually create a universe Dante still gets his shit stomped because even mid-game enemies are more powerful than that in XVI
>>150850228Blade bit people stronger than himself too. The problem isn't that he'd drain anything it's that he'd tear a chunk of flesh out of her and make her bleed horrifically
Can I have a QRD of the pokemans anime? I haven't watched that shit since I watched the indigo league on Netflix in elementary school.
>>150850005>KWABZILLA LO-AAAAACKKKKKKKK
>>150850330Please no hurt Hulk anymore...
>>150850310Ash loses 6 leagues in a row, finally wins a 'league' that has the shittiest qualifications for joining that's also basically just hosted in someone's backyard, and then they do basically a greatest hits series that involves Ash and his brown femboy BF going to all the regions before culminating with Ash being crowned world champion since apparently he's that strong by the end
>>150850293But then what if Buffy just stabs or cuts his head off now that he's right next to her? She's the vampire slayer, she's not gonna be shocked by a vampire trying to bite her
>>150850330HULKSISTERS, DISCORD EMERGENCY MEETING PRONTO, CHADZILLA IS BULLYING US AGAINGIVE US SOME BRAIN CELLS BANNER, THIS IS 1954 GODZILLA WE'RE UP AGAINST...
>>150850223A little hypocritical to nitpick this when Kratos wank got accepted.
>>150850330KWAB
>>150850372>Kratos out of nowhereNothing is saving Dante. Show me any statement that makes Dante universal
>>150850347I think if Blade's adamantium sword got chomped up by a dimensional slash he'd make sure not to get hit and turn into mist or something. Bats? I'm just not convinced it's as one sided as Death Battle says it is based on what they laid out
>>150850290The problem is that DMC scales a lot past Mundus as well. It's never actually quantified in any real way but DMCV Dante is definitely a lot stronger than DMC1. They'll probably be put as equal in power and then most of the focus will be on their abilities. Clive's speed, regen and overall toolkit is overall better but we know how DMCfags talk about that kind of shit for Dante. I'm fully expecting the statements about Argosax or Fury 'transcending time' to be used (it's just teleportation)
>>150850129>>150850199Movie villains just get the weirdest made up tech for some reason.
>>150850372I know Dante will probably win because of faggotry, I'm just talking outside of Death Battle's inevitable retardation
>>150850201>WTFFF HOW CAN THEY NOT KNOW MY SCRIMBLO BIMBLO FROM THAT SHOW MY PARENTS USED TO MAYBE WATCH 25 YEARS AGOWhat makes redditoids like this
>>150850403>DMCV Dante is definitely a lot stronger than DMC1.You mean the same Dante that put in a MONTH LONG COMA by a wall level attack?>Equal strengthDMCFags can't even post Dante destroying a mountain.
>>150850330>>150850386>Your hero wins the Death Battle but in exchange they lose against that same opponent on a official Comic book Is this equivalent exchange?
>>150850330>Hulk done folding all of Godzilla's big laundry. Can Hulk please go home? It's been 8 months... Hulk miss wife...
>>150849268Hulk is strong and Godzilla is strong. They're both capable of beating each other. Who ever wins is a coin flip. Let them be friends
>>150850310Ash loses a lot more than the game protagonists, isn't allowed to catch legendaries, and the legendaries have worse feats and scaling than the games anyways. Pikachu being abnormally strong is his only real saving grace and even then he can't carry.
>>150850386Damn, they had to completely emasculate Hulk too?
Do people want a Kid Goku Death Battle?
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>150850201I don't think people disliked Killua, it was just so stupidly obvious he was outclassed it seemed like a foregone conclusion.
Is your hero a manly pisser or a sissy silent urinator?
>>150850457Why didn't he just rub peepees with the guy to settle the score?
>>150850388>Nothing is saving Dante. Show me any statement that makes Dante universalNo counterargument, so concession accepted. After Krasura it's beyond hypocritical to act like this Dante scaling is somehow beneath death battle standards.
>>150850084>educationCutting penises isn't education, xister...
>>150850445>Well Roshi busted the Moon but it was actually a planet level feat or perhaps even brown dwarf level which is why King Piccolo was clearly solar system level and Goku killed him and his son Piccolo Jr. is galactic by my calcs so Goku is universal by the end of Dragon Ball This is what the discourse would look like
>>150850457DanGAYronpa...
>>150850480
>>150850470Krato's retarded wanks at least had statements. Dante literally has nothing.
>>150850435After that >It wasn't 616! Carnival yesterday, I don't think so
>>150850201Complaining about FRAUDron is perfectly valid since his only victorious combat feats are against Last Alliance and even then he jobbed to Isildur>got outsmarted by elven lady and her boytoy>lost to a dog>got his shit kicked in by Numenorean chads twice when he was at his most powerful, became their prison bitch>jobbed to IsildurFucking Gandalf and Witch King both have better actual feats than Sauron
>>150850149Xeelee technology
>>150850494>Krato's retarded wanks at least had statementsNo it doesn't. Thats literally why people hate it.
>>150850498They wasted Arthas on him. He needed to be fraud checked by the EverCHADsen and not fed to a giga wanked Sauron
The weird movie traps even work on Ash...
Who we got?
>>150850149Pokemon movies are just bullshit that sounds cool fit into an hour and a half runtime. They don't give a fuck about making sense of it or having an entire game/anime building up to the bad guy's plan to control a legendary
>>150850201I think it's understandable that people didn't know Clive, his game wasn't really that popular in comparisons to other mainline FFs.
>>150850519People hate it because Asura lost. You legitimately cannot bullshit a reason how Dante wins.
>>150849956Batman > Metal Sonic. So Sonic would get gaped and hog tied easly by Mr superhero. Joker is over kill.
>>150850495I don't know why that riles up the kaijufag so much
>>150850538Does Archaon get some lore wankery of his own from BL books? From what I recall his WFB tabletop version wasn't that special as far as named Lords went
>>150850576The Nerd empowering himself with the powers of Batman > The Joker
>>150850390I think if Blade has to immediately retreat the moment he goes for a bit to avoid Buffy killing him that kind of proves it's not a very good option of attack.I don't think DB considered it a stomp anyway, they basically came to the same conclusion as the G1 blog (they're even in speed and both have weapons that can one shot the other, so it comes down to who's more skilled and has better counters)
>>150850560I didn't know him until this thread. It's not his fault, FF hasn't been a household name since Lightning overstayed her welcome.
>>150850574>>People hate it because Asura lost. You legitimately cannot bullshit a reason how Dante winsGo back to VSBW Kratosfag.
>>150850330>>150850342>>150850355>>150850386>>150850434>>150850495>Pic related is the true outcome
>>150850599I don't care about Kratos. I'm just telling you that there were things that let Death Battle explain why Kratos won. Devil May Cry has no lore, no statements, no WOG, no item descriptions, nothing that would make Dante above building level.
>>150850590Commissioner Gordon would be so proud of Batman finally raping the Joker
>>150850583Archaon would bend Arthas over without even considering Age of Sigmar shit where his horse Dorghur would beat up Arthas by himself
>>150850574Sure you can>Dante is uhh high complex multiversal because he beat universal Mundus in game 1 and then got a dozen amps so uh he's probably like that strong right?>Dante can manipulate concepts because of like, uh...some thing about Mundus and names or whatever>Dante is beyond infinite speed because Pluto something something a dimensional axis. And Argosax transcended speed or somethingDMCtards are just as unhinged as GOWtards anon. They were caught making up Dante being 9 dimensional using faked scans from a mobile game
>>150850560No one knows any FF characters except for Cloud and Sephiroth
>>150850636People know Tifa too albeit to a lesser extent
>>150850625>universal MundusBut nothing in the game states that>>Dante can manipulate concepts because of like, uh...some thing about Mundus and names or whateverThere's nothing stating that.Kratos killing Gods at least gave him something to work with.
>>150850625That's my point! DMCtard and GOWtard and on the same level of retarded.But Death Battles happily spread their ass cheeks for GOWtard so why are people flipping out when they do the same for the DMCtards?
>>150850636Says you.
>>150850660Again, this doesn't matter. If there's even a hint it could be used in the lore, that's good enough.GOWfags pressured Bruno for years to give them infinite dimensional Kratos flipping all of creation temples. Hell DMCfags went a step further and literally made up their own feats
>>150850481>Insane delusionsAre you hiding something?
>>150850590>MFW I watch the old AVGN episodes again after 10+ years
>>150849341What the fuck is this
>>150850669People don't like when GOW or DMCniggers pull their bullshit
>>150850084The left conceded those things too btw. All of it got cannibalized for BIPOC LGBTQ+ folx. DEI isn't "prioritizing education".The left will implode soon.
>>150850676>If there's even a hint it could be used in the lore, that's good enough.Yeah, but DMC has no hints.
>>150849604Would this kill Kratos?
>>150850551Hitler Pornstache Chad > Gay Mall Goth Poser. Plus America > Japan
Is there anything gayer than a MU where the deciding factor for who wins is "who hits harder and blows up more shit"
>>150850712Its already happening
>>150850084The shit the left teaches in schools isn't 'education'The right does care about the environment, they just don't believe in climate doomerism that says we need to all eat bugs especially when China and India are happily suffocating their own citizens in smoke. It's also very telling it's primarily leftists who oppose building new nuclear power plantsPoverty is something neither side can address
>>150850679The artist is a brony, btw.
Is there anything MANLIER than a MU where the deciding factor for who wins is "who hits harder and blows up more shit"
>>150850729That's how Maka won her match
>>150850723the bit where he knocks the trees down before he does the moon feat would kill kektos
>>150850590So? Batman > Sonic overall. But Joker scales to Sonic so Joker > Sonic
>>150850741No she won because she had a direct counter to the semblance
>>150850739LoreSCHOLARS mog that
>>150850618Sure, but what feats did Archaon have? I roughly remember Grimgor's kit & lore for his MU against Thrall, but I wasn't Chaos player so I don't really remember what Archaon was known for beyond being the favorite boytoy of all 4 Chaos gods and having a fancy sword
>>150850480The right are the ones sucking off Israel and pushing for circumcision though...>>150850712You got it all wrong.The left was capable of fucking over education with all that shit Because they have the uncontested control over all the institutions education related, the right conceded those and now they seethe over the left doing whatever the want
>>150850660>But nothing in the game states thatIt happened on screen and a dev said so. That alone makes it more credible than 99% of Kratos scaling. Primordial feats(dev said it wasn't literal got scaled to it anyway) Thor and World tree( We didn't see it happen, and a dev said it didn't happen) got scaled to it anyway.Realm’s was said to be the country by 3 devs, and was treated as a universe regardless for no reason since they weren't said to be universes in the games. The list goes on
>>150850685This doesn't address my post
>>150849604KEKtosisters...
>>150850764Well obviously. The jews control all of the education and news outlets and Jews are primarily left wingers. Of course it all got fucked over.The only way to fix the west is to take everything off of the news and or kill them.
>>150850556>Game has a villain that's made their life work uncovering ancient legends and artifacts in hope of creating a means of accessing a legendary's power. >Spend half the game struggling to realize their plan and usually don't even get close to succeeding when they find out how dangerous the legendary actually is.>Movie villain just has a magical electric hoolahoop that can instantly capture a legendary (often multiple) who hasn't even been weakened.
>>150850748Just so we are clear, The Nerd solos DC, Marvel, Dragon Ball, and the Critic.
>>150850784>>150850764>>150850480>>150850712Death battle?
>>150850749In addition to outstatting Ruby on strengthShe won that category too and tied in speed
How do you define the winning factor of every match this season? Ruby vs Maka would just be simple stats, shutting off powers was a bonus. Hulk vs Godzilla would be either intelligence or immortality (godzilla having a weakness in his) depending on how you look at it. Blade vs Buffy would I guess be skill + weapons?
>>150850789To be fair the game legends are way more impressive than the anime onesGame Mega Rayquaza destroying a meteor puts him above both SHITceus and SHITozma, Groudon and Kyogre literally just waking up threatens to destroy the world, Eternatus distorting spacetime, etc.And yes, Lawrence capturing the birds was going to destroy the world but that's because the 'balance' was altered or whatever, not because of a single entity's raw power
>>150850809The Aryans are the strongest race on earth and we must kill every single jew. Palestine must be freed.
>>150850830Yeah that was clearly a prophecy thing, not the birds literally being planet tier. (I often wonder if that inspired Groudon and Kyogre though).
>>150850826>Kratos v AsuraSimple stats>Spawn vs Ghost RiderOut Hax'd>Shigaraki vs MahitoOut Hax'd>Slayer vs ChiefSimple stats>Simon vs KyleSimple stats plus hax to solidify it>Coyote vs TomAnti Hax>Deku vs MilesSimple Stats
>>150850839Post your horses, chariot and javelins.
>>150850826Buffy vs Blade I'd say would be skill + their BEST weapons, since Blade's other weapons were better than Buffy's crossbow and stake but the Buffy's scythe was better than anything Blade had
>>150850826DB justified Hulk's victory over Godzilla by Marvel cosmology being larger which would theoretically make Hulk immune to Godzilla's hax. Considering how the recent Hulk vs. Godzilla comic went I don't really buy that line of reasoning
>>150849268...
>>150850893They brought that up in a tab as a bonus point for why reality overwriting might not work on Hulk, the main point was just that nothing Godzilla does could kill Hulk and nothing Hulk does could kill Godzilla.
>>150850615>I don't care about Kratos. I'm just telling you that there were things that let Death Battle explain why Kratos won. Devil May Cry has no lore, no statements, no WOG, no item descriptions, nothing that would make Dante above building level.And I'm just telling you that your statement is objectively bullshit. And Dante's scaling is more credible than the majority of Kratos's scaling.
>>150850893It doesn't really contradict it. The fight wasn't about Hulk and Zilla fighting to the death, it was just to a knockout, and Death Battle even said Hulk and Zilla were about evenly matched physically anyway. The Singular Point entity just wouldn't be able to destroy the Green Door that would let Hulk revive (which he also doesn't seem to have in the crossover)
>>150850911Care to show ANY statements for Dante?
>>150849400looks like 2B vs Eve (stellar blade one) is on the table now, since they're doing fights where one is just a knockoff of the other, either story or gameplay wise. or both.
>>150850911>And Dante's scalingNon existent. Akuma scales higher than Dante in crossovers so that means hes Capcoms mighty trump card.
>>150849358oh yeah ash will definitely try to steal yugi's monsters to force them to fight for him, that like his number 1 strategy every time
Simon is a featschad that got boosted by statementfaggotry, faggotry that from what I have researched may even be based on outright lies. He was a definitive multi-galaxy tier guy at his peak. Disregard dimensionality shit as that's just mostly butchered understanding of actual science at this point as well as the caveat that they did this in a special dimension where they have playground rules turned on. I have yet to see actual source credited proof of the statement that those galaxies are universes exist. Pic related is the closest and it doesn't even say what fags are claiming if the translation is to be believed. The only other source that I keep seeing is to the Japanese wikipedia article for the show and that footnote was unsourced, all other sources come from the fan wiki and a lot of their own sources are dead links. Afaik there isn't even a single evidence of someone who speaks English having a copy of the Work Soul novelization and Final Drill artbook that are claimed to have these statements. Hell, it makes sense that they're galaxies because the existential threat to their universe is a supermassive black hole that will inevitably happen when they keep usng Spiral power. One universe, singular. If you guys have the actual scan of that statement, then I'm willing to eat crow. Also qrd on what DB actually had translated? I heard that they pulled out all stops for research going as far to translate new shit? Where can I read this?
>>150850944We just had Maka vs Ruby
>>150850982does it matter? kyle is a sub city level statementsissy who got GAPED. if dctrannies couldn't handle heat then they shouldn't have stepped into the kitchen
>>150850934Mundus created a universe and it was confirmed by a dev to be real. The closest Kratos has to that kind of feat is Ares, and it was confirmed to NOT be real by one of the devs and the novels.Look, Dante scaling isn't credible he's a fraud but you are on crack if you think Kratos's scaling in any way holds any more credibility or is more logical because that's bullshit.
>>150850861I thought Groudon and Kyogre were Behemoth and Leviathan cuz nips like Jewish esotericism
>>150850982We know Death Battle wanked Simon in fear of Gurren Lagannfags and they wanted to sacrifice some no name as fodder. Kyle should have been able to just erase spiral power from existence
>>150850982Someone on the team, not technically a researcher but one of the mods, paid to translate the fourth audio CD that had the Otoko reality-fiction stuff, they used some of that in the episode. He published the translation on a blog, don't have that link on me.The universe galaxies thing is from the director commentary on the final episodes, the director says something like "you can view those galaxies as a universe that can be thrown", I think that's also shown in the episod.e
>>150851022After a point, you have to realize that creating a universe doesn't actually make you good at fighting people with swords.
>>150851049Completely agree. Mundus does not destroy anything impressive. He's fodder.
Can we infer anything like durability or physical strength from a character who can survive inside the event horizon of a black hole, or is it one of those things that are impossible to say for sure?
>>150851010Yeah, ik Kyle is a dimeless shitter and forever Hal's bitch but I'm genuinely asking.>>150851027I agree with the former, not the latter. Kyle is a weak fuck, dude. Had to be given a gimmick to even seem strong and even after that he's still being sent out to job.>>150851038Of all the things to translate, it's the joke spinoff on a medium that nowhere but East Asia has a solid audience to. Anyways, source on the latter. I keep seeing claims of this in various forms. Some say it was the artbook or the novelization. Yet not one scan provided everytime.
>>150851022to be fair kamiya's 'confirmations' are literally scraping the bottom of the barrelit's better than GOWfags getting BTFO by bruno but DB in the past has rejected developers acting like trolls (the alien X 26D and multiverse thing)
>>150850839Aryans are the potential man of races.They claim to be the master race because of shit that happened in the past (off screen) but nowadays (on screen) all they do is job and humiliate themselves
>>150851112Kyle is only weak because he's there to make Hal look better after a HEAT sympathizer took over the book and the dynamic stuck. Kyle is otherwise a competent GL
>>150851112Here's what they used in the episode
>>150851107So this is one of those things that are tricky.Assuming you don't get spaghettified before reaching the event horizon (black hole of a significant enough size where the distance between your feet and head are negligible)Then it isn't a durability thing for survival.
Hal would have beat Simon.
>>150851139Nta but the words "this galaxy is a universe" are insane. I'm guessing the commentary was in Japanese and that's the translation?
>>150851113we need a character thats just 90% twitter screencaps
>>150851159..'s coupon at the local laundry mat by doing his laundry for free like a good kek.
It appears that I am emasculated once again....
I heard Simon! Post Yoko!
>>150851177Almost certainly someone interpreting "uchuu" incorrectly, yes. It can mean universe (as in the whole thing) or just "space"/cosmos. Japanese does not have any other word clearly referring to the totality of space and time, so it causes some confusion.
>>150851199Hal is stronger than Kyle and Kyle had Simon at Death's door
>>150851116The USA + Evrope still own over 50% of global GDP and still lead in innovations. They invented the governmental systems still used today.Coparooo.
>>150851215Soul...
>>150851235>The USA + EvropeI don't get it... You are trying to defend the Aryan race but you mentioned two brown countries/regions
>>150851251>Literal Jewish propaganda Evrope + the anglosphere are all Aryan.
>JOByans
>>150851107Nobody knows what's in one so nobody can say.
>>150851177It all boils down how do you translate 宇宙 (uchuu) since it can mean (outer) space, cosmos or universe. I will say that in modern language it's generally used for space since words for astronaut (宇宙飛行士), alien (宇宙人) etc. tend to use uchuu as stem
>>150851285Stop making fun of the race who can't breathe in space.
>>150851049Duh, but tell that to GOWtards, DeathBattle, and VSBW this.>>150851113>It's literally scraping the bottom of the barrelFeats directly supported by WoG>>> statements/feats directly debunked by WoGDont get why DeathBattle act like it's the other way around.
>>150851139I found a reddit thread linking to what they claim to be the commentary (small channel, 5 videos all from 8 months ago, titles clearly show that this guy is a powerscaler). I have no way to confirm that these are the actual DVD commentary but I'll take their word for it. I don't speak moonrunes but I'll try to use AI for my own rough translation. Either way, thanks, this is the closest I actually got to proof of their statements. I think it's safe to assume this is also DB's source unless they also scoured for an actual copy of the DVD commentary themselves after seeing this, which imo is unlikely. Here's the channel link btw for those interested to translate it too: https://youtube.com/@spiralscribe
>>150851113GOWfags getting BTFO by Bruno doesn't matter since they didn't consult KINGtos' actual writer
>>150851335He is a better man
The fact of the matter is Simon should have instantly died the moment he touched the source wall. When is Death Battle going to stop being afraid of backlash and start making unbiased results?
Post the Aryan Race winning a World War
>>150850611>>150850330>Marvel outdid DB twice.
>>150851348DB wanking Simon's power higher than it should be over a mistranslated word doesn't change the fact that the outcome was absolutely correct DC-rat
>>150850198>hulkFAG still cryingLOLLMFAO
>>150851348Drill go brrrrrr
>>150851355The Aryan race weakened itself by fighting itself in the world wars. The Aryans won both times but at a cost.
>>150851335Truly a better man
>kills every last gay vampire OC
>>150851394Asura lost to THIS?
>>150851401What about The Count? He has three girlfriends at the very least.
>>150851373>>150851387Many characters stronger than Simon got stuck to the source wall. There is nothing in Gurren Lagann or any of its retarded spin offs where Simon pierces through something as outerversal as the source wall.
>>150851373Tbf i dont think the problem here was the word. Simon was going to get retarded dimension scaling no matter what and the fact that what used to be som fun action figure fights have turned into this bullshit always breaks my heart. Wtf even is r>f and why does it sound like youre trying to fuck with me when you say it?
>>150851348They aren't afraid of fans.
IN A WORLD>*pans in to a Pride convention *>Camera shows Kyle struggling to suck off five trans girls as...>"AND KRATOS TAKES SIX AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW ANTI BIGOT WORLD CHAMP!!!">*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*>"NOOO!!!!!!">Flash cut to Kyle despondently walking in the rainAll around me are familiar faces>"Oh man Kratos satisfied so many LGBTQ people again, at this rate I'll never be the world's greatest ally!">Book drops on Kyle's head which reads " Gay Note"Worn out places>Cut to Kyle in room with Broly>"Yer' sayin' every name I write in here gets turned into a femboy/trans girl?">"Oh my Harris...bigotry is fucked">Zoom in on Kyle writing Simon's name>*beat*>"AAIIIIEEE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"CRAWLING IN MY SKIN>Cut to Asura storming into Kyle's apartment>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL>*Chudcels assembling for battle against Kyle*>"You saying we're in some kind of...Death Battle?">Cut to Kyle flying around the world and shooting dilators from his Rainbow Lantern Ring>360 panoramic shot of Bardock and Omni-Man pointing as geysers of femboy cum flood the citiesBWEEEW>Shot of Godzilla rising out of the ocean as Reidi playsBWEEEW>*Deku and Miles conducting a beam struggle with their BBCs*BWEEEW>Cut to the chudcels defeated>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!">Slow clapping sound as Venti from Genshin Impact, emerges from the shadows>"Gentlemen... I believe I may be of assistance here.">*record scratch*DON'T STOP MAKE IT POP>this summer is going to be>*montage of Maka fucking Ruby*>Tom and Coyote walks in "aaawkward">Deadpool does a cheeky pose "Erm...well THAT just happened!"D.J. BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP>this summer is going to be…>*montage of Bruce Banner break dancing*>Superman "LIIIIIT!">this summer is going to be!>*montage of every time they say "Death Battle" in the movie*>Goku "Heh...I guess it is a-"TITLE DROPDEATH BATTLE: THE MOVIERATED RComing soon to a thread near you
>>150851420name one character stronger than simon who got stuck in the source wall
What the FUCK is a source wall????
>>150851432Canon
>>150851402>Kratos and Asura trade blows, destroying infinite + infinite bazillion of omniverses with their boundless power>Asura eventually manages to defeat Kratos due to better growth>"You're finished, God of War! Quit while you're ahead!">Seeing no other way to win this, Kratos decides to use a secret, ancient spell he stole from Odin's body>He logs onto Blacked.com on his cellphone>"B-BAKANA. . . THE OUTERVERSAL-TIER BBC HYPNOSIS TECHNIQUE!?!?!" Asura's fear reverberates across boundless infinity, unintentionally bowing before the superior Western pornography>Kratos hypnotizes himself into being a good goyim for Odin, transforming into God of Cuckoldry Kratos (the transformation is actually cool, nothing like those immature japanese cartoons)>Asura is obliterated from existence after he refuses to satisfy Kratos' wife alongside an infinite amount of black men>"Hmph....your anger....your chudness....it has defeated you, Asura.">KO!!!!!I get that the Death Battle staff loves NTR porn very much, but don't you guys think that this outcome was a little weird?
>>150851431Yes they fucking are. Kratos, Simon, Doomguy, Deku all got rigged wins because of their fans.
>he posted it againSeething little BITCH
>>150851438Bruce Wayne
>>150851224Well yes, but you can use some modifiers to get a more clean cut effect.If it is appended with Dai (Dai Uchuu) then it almost certainly means the universe/macrocosm.
>>150851369Nah
>>150851458yes, you are. :)
>>150851457Explain Bardock and no one cares about Deku
>>150851402Asura has always been bad at hitting women so it makes sense.
>>150850538This would have been an even bigger stomp.
>>150851438Darkseid, multiple actual GODS, Superboy Prime
>>150851438Superman's pinkie can before Simon>>150851467Hulk > Thor confirmed
SAY IT WITH ME EVERYONE!A WALL IS JUST A WALLAND A DRILL BREAKS THROUGH WALLS
>>150851480Invinsiblefags are unironically more autistic than DBfags.
The ultimate Humiliation ritual, your bully taking the number 1 spot from you in your own series...
>>150851432Hal > Kyle
>>150851480NTA, but Nolan's more popular than Bardock
>>150851456Still more logical than the reasoning for Kratos' supposed FTL speed DB gave
>>150851489>Darkseidsub 10 city blocks of apokolips level>GODSsub kektos level>superBITCH primesub teen titans level
>>150851458Seeing BITCH typed out always reminds me of sissies and that gets me so hard i wanna fuck them absolute faggots so much i wanna feminize the ugly most dysgenic slob into my bimbo cumslut
>>150851489>Darkseid, Drilled through>multiple actual GODS, The only "actual god" is on the other side of the wall to begin with>Superboy PrimeCould definitely punch through the source wall if angry enough
>>150851513This
>>150851513Goku...
How many supposed 'Simonfags' actually even like Simon as a character and not as 'he beats capeshit' guy?
>>150851499>Superman breaking the drill tip by flexing: Peh, weak pencil tip.
>>150851499Post Simon CANONICALLY breaking a wall as powerful as the source wall>B-B-BUT IN THE LITERAL FAN FICTIONJust post it. Come on. Are you scared to?
>>150851504Unironic truth. They have a huge insecurity complex.
>>150851536Kamina was better, Simon is a decent vehicle for the action though.
>>150851536TTGL has been a mainstay on this site for over a decade and people here love SimonHow many supposed comicfags actually like or even read DC beyond MUH DIALS?
>>150851538>hulk had to copy superman, had to get big to fight godzilla>they both jobbed
>>150851543>expecting guy known for drilling to job against wall of all thingsKWAB
>>150851536Post Kamina-death Simon is alright.
>>150851538YUP YUP YUP. Simon is pathetic fodder to anything Superman can do. Superman is composite fiction incarnated.
>>150851504Sonicfags are more autistic and eggy jobbed
>>150851484>would’ve PULVERIZED Olga if not for ChakravartinShe got off lucky after bombing a village and killing a girl who looked like Asura’s daughter who he bonded with, not to mention she nearly killed Mithra.
>>150850169>He kicks off the earth as he flies off into the dark sky that spreads to infinitybut didn't it say they were in space? And the next scene shows a cloudy place so "spreads to infinity" is an obvious hyperbole. DISMISSED
>>150851565>kryptonite drill
>>150849305Dr Doom would kill Doom Guy and take over Hell.
NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>150851569Mario is more popular. They're just as autistic but Mario is always getting better games so they can stay under the radar.
>>150851484He killed those clones in the manga thobeit
I don't have some sort of gay self insert OC
If Kratos submissively offered xir hairy Greek ass in front of you, would you plap it?
>>150851504Than Z tards? Even you know that's not true
>>150851575Post Simon figuring out an enemies weakness and making a drill out of something that does not exist in any of his universes.
>>150851556Kratos would have beaten Godzilla
>>150851556>godzilla raped supesStill mad
>>150851590why not? I'm not gay or anything but a tight hole is a tight hole. kratos's big jiggly ass cheeks would probably be fun to spank too
>>150851592Look at these threads. Invinciblefags get really upset when you start to comment on how Invincible can't even beat one of the weaker sayains in DB
>>150851597Spontaneous matter generation combined with probability control already covers it. He doesn't have to know what kryptonite is to know that the highest probability of victory is found by creating it.
Hey, anon? Are you... strong???
>>150851611No, it turns into shitposting about Robert Kirkman, Ryan Ottley and smart atoms because the dialogue was poisoned from the start. Please tell me you don't actually think the multiversal Invincible shitposters are for real
>>150851582Fair enough. I still don't buy the rigged allegations because of Bardock, Blade and Johnny Jobbed. I would say Tom also but people aren't Super into them
There's no way shitposters are still seething that potential man lost against Simon
>>150851598I mean, probably? He's a known God killer, isn't he? Godzilla's killed SOME gods/god dieties (Lore Accurate Zeus, Poseidon, Cthuhlhu, Marvel Thor), but Kratos did more, hasn't he? It'd be a cool fight to witness at least.
Higher than Simon btw and this isn't even the strongest version of him.
>>150851637NOOOOOO DEATH BATTLE IS 100$ CANON!!! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO QUESTION IT AT ALL! THEY WOULD NEVER RIG RESULTS FOR CLICKS. SIMON SOLOS ALL OF FICTION BECAUSE THIS ONE POORLY TRANSLATED STATEMENT SAYS SO
>>150851623Simon would job to Superman because he is a better man who let Russians (working class oppresed communist minorities) relieve themselves on him. Simon literally did not trust the science and beat up an entire race of black people just to pursue his hetoronormative love story that lacked any kind of diverse perspectives.
>>150851553Sure, it had it's day in the limelight, but popularity vanes over time.Hell, even these threads for some reason seethed over them doing a Killua episode despite HxH being a way bigger series.>MUH DIALSAnon, before Kyle, the most obsecure guy they used was Booster Gold, who had at least 3 different cartoons where he showed up. They aren't pulling obsecure comic scrimblos, all of those guys have fanbases.
>>150851651>Captura de pantalla
>>150849414Dante's Shin Megami Tensei wins. Clive hasn't fought in hell. Anything Clive can throw at Dante, he can dodge or parry.
>>150851668>100$ CANONAnyway, I don't about every fight but yeah I mean the sub city level potential man losing to the multi galaxy guy seems like it makes sense
>VSBWStay.
>>150851668No lies detected.
>>150851690>Noncanon scalingPost any references to SMT3 in the DMC games.
>>150851690Clive scales to SMT too>Clive hasn't fought in hellHe fought in the darkness outside the universe, actually the inter dimensional rift between worlds from which you can destroy the entire multiverse if you feel like. That's better than hellUltima was casually distorting and altering the entire rift by just powering up btw
>>150851695You always post this but you can never prove that he isn't this powerful. Why is that?
>>150851561counterpoint
>>150851716Retard...
Clive in FFXIV > Monster Hunter in FFXIV > Dante in Monster Hunter They're on equal grounds.
>>150851701>>150851714Dante simply has a better source. Clive's world can be erased using Shin Megami Tensei. That's why Joker defeats JoJo GER.
>>150851724Simon isn't a woman so hitting a Wall isn't deadly for him
>>150851571Kratos is more of a women than Olga tho
>beats Simon the Digger, Simon the Chipmunk, Simon the Brit, and Simon the Belmont in a fight
>>150851668Canon Battle is canon. You are a salty sissy if you disagree
>>150850060multiversal durabilty on the clothingYugi still clears
>>150851745Dante is fucking wall level at his prime. What are you talking about
>>150851651>Thought Robot is in the same tier as Iron Man
Another thread that KINGtos won.
>>150851732>FFXIVFraudulent verse since it's filled with gigantic jobbers
AIEEEEE I NEED SMT POWER SCALING. DEMIFIEND, FILL IN FOR ME WHILE I TAKE CARE OF THIS DRYWALL.
>>150851732Dante has a stronger verse.
>>150851777…’t ever win.
You know, I miss when 'standart equipment' was an assumed rule for vidya characters, rather than giving them every little piece of gear they had for 2 seconds and then fanfic-ing up interactions between some that can never interact in the games.
>>150851791How? The strongest feat is someone making a "universe" and he jobs to a normal guy.
>>150851732Not only that, Clive singlehandedly defeats Behemoth and Omega (he does 99% of the work in the Omega fight).Both of those are so powerful that they scale massively above top tier MH threats like Fatalis or Zoh Shia and require entire teams of hunters to beatA single Monster Hunter can fight and beat Dante and all of MVCI's roster
What's Dante's best feat?
>>150851766The same thing happened with Kratos and Asura. Dante has better weapons and skills. Naruto's logic doesn't work against him.
>>150851808In the games it's blocking the Savior's punch, the Savior being a 200 foot tall stone statueHe actually has way better feats in the anime because he actually does fight large building level characters like Abigail and White Rabbit. The games struggle to give him feats above wall level
>>150851752Rajeesh...Don't you have to attend your reddit fart fetish RP seasion?
>>150849446lmao what is this circular reasoning? so Ash scales to Mewtwo's psychic powers because he MIGHT have been able to hurt Mewtwo's body... and the proof of this is that Mewtwo effortlessly stopped Ash's punch using psychic powers?
>>150851808Killing a guy that made pocket dimension which makes him universal according to Dantefags (it doesn't)
I do find those pastas mad fucking funny though since they're for me.>>150851630My fists are WALL LEVEL.
Yup yup
>>150851808Dante sliced a bike in half once. Granted it was being thrown at him and if he got hit by it he probably would have gotten in a year long coma.... BUT STILL HE'S UNIVERSAL TIER
>>150851799Clive can't do anything against Hell, the Demon World, even Ultima. They can only be sealed. Vergil was robbed, Sephiroth is impressive, but not to this level. A rematch is needed.
ENOUGHWho is the biggest FRAUD of these threads? Serious answers only
>>150851864The Death Battle Crew
>>150851864He still loves you though. Accept him into your hearts.
>>150851864Asurajeets
>>150851864Asura
>>150851771I think Tony can be Star level>>150851864Anyone who gets way too personal here even if the win/loss was bullshit
>>150851862>DMC demons who can be killed by...a human woman with a gunCliveCHADS I think we're outclassed here...>A rematch is needed Yes please. Two back to back DMC humiliation ritual fraud checks? SIGN ME UP. Give me Dante vs Bayonetta 2 while you're at it.
ROOOOOOCCCCCCKKKKKKKKTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!
Asura may have marginally better feats, but can he get jiggy like Kratos?
>>150851890Bayonetta is stronger than Clive by the way.
>>150851896What if instead of rocktos he was called cocktos and physically gaped Asura in deathbattle and made him Pregnant like that one comic
>>150851903Who can defeat Kratos in DANCE BATTLE?
>>150851911>mpreg fantasiesFavorite character?
>>150851927Mr.Frog
>>150851924What the fuck is Jiren chocking? A huggywuggy?>>150851933Dio
>Dante is universal.... he just struggled to destroy a town sized tree....and got put into a coma from a wall level attack.....and got his ass beat by his sub-wall level nephew
>>150851933Quasar
>>150851903He has aura.
>>150851966Asura doesn't seem like a dancer to me. What would he do if Kratos asked Durga for a dance at a party?
>>150851974KINGtos would never try and woo the wife of a proud POC. Instead KINGtos would likely be on his hands and knees servicing said proud POC while he cums buckets as the BVLL inside his wife whose business he has nothing to do with. Be better.
>>150851992No lies detected. That’s exactly what KINGtos would do and we must learn from him. In the words and beliefs of KINGtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back.
>>150851992The real answer is that Kratos would asked Asura for a dance, not Durga
>>150852020>MKScalingOkay Ghostface is stronger than Omniman because he can stab him to death.
How will KINGtos TEACH MONSTERlive?
>>150852041Killing him like Asura
>>150852030Would Asura say yes?
>>150852066>would Asura dance with a man who did picrel to a sex slaveI’m not sure.
>>150852066Yes
>>150851556Guard would beat Simon too. Plus Supes was holding back.
>>150852081To be fair he literally forgave Yasha and he was somewhat responsible for Durga's death. Also he was teaching her
>>150851575Supes no sells and punches through it cuz hes Superman and always wins
>>150851955I guess he joins Kratos in the somehow beyond universe level, yet can't break basic walls and doors, and loses to building level fodder club( ShovelKnight). Kratos was gifted a win he didn't deserve for it, so why not Dante?
>>150851651That tier list that had "base Superman" several tiers above CAS made me laugh so hard
>>150852116>Why not Dante?because Clive deserves it.
>>150851905No woman is stronger than a man, so nope
>>150852123CAS is a star level sissy. Supes is buffed by the Sun>>150852116All winners are canon and deserved
>No woman is stronger than a man,Proclaim the score.
>>150852125So did Asura. What's your point?
OTP
>>150852081It doesn't matter how many innocent lives he taken. He's a better man now
>By the way, the movie parts outsourced to the contractor were: the opening “crystal ball Mallet Island” sequence, “statue shatters and Mundus appears temple goes to space,” “appearance in the sewers,” “Ebony Ivory bullet hits gets sucked in,” and the ending... well, spoilers aside, the big explosion part... was there anything else...?"TEMPLE GOES TO SPACE"??? YOU MEAN HE DIDN'T SHIT OUT A UNIVERSE AND DANTE WASN'T STANDING IN RANDOM SPACE DURING THE CUTSCENE?? KAMIYA-SAMA HAS BETRAYED US
>>150852151All of human history.
>>150852181Is this THE /dbg/ ship?
>>150852177Did he though? Him losing was funny
>>150851536I liked that scene where he cries like a cuck is his bush and kisses his BVLL’s feet while he fucks simon’s crush
>>150852177This >>150852218Asura losing was maybe the best possible outcome as it lead to dbg getting mindbroken for monthsDante vs Asura has no such baggage. Plus, Clive himself will get universal wank too
>>150852129>No woman is stronger than a man
>>150850590i can't believe this actually got funnier with age.
What's stopping Dante from Royal Guarding everything Clive throws at him
>>150852220YABBA DABBA DOOO!!!
>>150851219Do it yourself, fag.
>>150850944Why not 2B vs Eve (the Wall-E one)
>>150852220>>150852283you are brown, and you lost the war long ago
>>150852283>H-h-he grew out of this... Muh indomitable human spirit!!!
>>150852214>>150852214MIGRATE!!!
>you are brown, and you lost the war long ago
>>150852274Clive has a literally better version of Royal Guard
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>>150852255Bro, stop, she has no aura this is just cringe.
>>150852105It’s a completely different context for Yasha compared to Kratos. Yasha genuinely thought he was doing what was necessary to save Gaea and him being the Demigod of Melancholy made him more malleable for Deus to manipulate/convince him. He broke free, turned against Deus, fought alongside Asura to defeat Vlitra once and for all, AND gave his core and life for Asura. It took all of that for Asura to forgive him. Kratos has none of that going for him.
>>150852319Okay? Any attack Clive throws at Dante will get hit back with Royal Guard
>>150851536I like that he grew to become a decent leader against all odds and him getting to beat the shit out of Rossiu was unbelievably gratifying, even if it was a one-time thing, but I can't say I liked how he gave everything up to become a hobo, maybe I'd tolerate it more if he only lost his position as mayor, but killing Nia off felt like unnecessary punishment after everything he went through.
>>150852351Also I forgot to mention Yasha was Asura’s literal brother-in-law, best friend and rival. Of course he would love Yasha enough to forgive him especially since Yasha felt genuine remorse and sacrificed himself for Asura, Mithra and the world.
Kratos won this thread
Clive won
>>150852353Clives a rpg protag with meta powers, he'll just null that ability by skipping Dantes turn and thus royal guard
>>150853567Isn't FF16 a real time combat game?
>>150852091Godzilla qould beat Simon
>>150853582So? Hell do it just cuz.
