...holy shit...
No fucking way, they're making more Toy Story!??!
>>150857559It has to be a prequel of some kind. Everyone went their separate ways in 4.
>>150857559Is Bonnie gonna grow up in this movie?
>>150857559Weirdly in current year Buzz is now almost the same age toy as Woody was in the first movie. 30+ years old antique toy that no kid really knows what it was a part of any longer.
Okay, I'm going to sound schizophrenic for saying this, but Buzz looks AI generated
please god no
They look exactly the same
>>150857598>>150857608The story is about Bonnie getting a tablet.
>>150857559Can't believe they made them woke
>>150857741>kid get ipad
>>150857741
>>150857559So is Woody still mutilated from 4? Will irl merchandise reflect that and have him pullstringless?
Mason and his toys are ggonna be on this movie?
>>150857559woody looks really gaydid bo peep steal his soul?
>>150857741so does the fucking ipad gain sentience now
>>150857638>Those detail scratches where the light shines directly on itI don't think so.
>>150857741So woody gave up his life as a carnival ninja toy rescuing other toys and returned to Bonnie who threw him away?
>>150857905Actually it does. It threatens to post footage of them being alive on YouTube and later tries to destroy them with an army of remote-controlled Buzz Lightyears.No really, that's what happens.
>>150857741The story is about saving Bonnie from getting groomed on Roblox.
>>150857968How did Woodie get back to Bonnie after 4?
>>150857788stupidest timeline...
>>150858002He calls them to see how they're doing and when they don't answer he and Bo Peep set off for Bonnie's house.
>>150857968>LOOK THE TOYS ARE ALIVE!!!>nice AI slop, faggot, fake and gayand then the movie ends
>>150857968It’s actually really frustrating to see this franchise fall so hard. A perfect trilogy of films absolutely ruined. Is this how the Star Wars nerds felt when the prequels happened?Anyway I hate 80s and 90s kids. The generation of “mug childhood” who never let things from their past stay in the past. The generation who shoved their nostalgia down our throats for the past 20 years. The generation so attached to their old toys and that they refuse to let new toys happen.Ironic that Toy Story 3 had a message about embracing your future while cherishing your past, but still leaving the past behind. No movie studio seems to be capable of that now, especially Pixar.
>>150857968Proof of the Buzz army.
>>150857559Just let this franchise rest in peace for fuck sake.
>>150857559more giantess shenanigans please!!!
>>150858125It is one of Disney's biggest merch money makers so they're endlessly going to make more
>>150857741Now, this could potentially work if PIXAR made it as a sort of commentary on neglectful parents who just shove their child in front of a screen instead of trying to engage with them. However modern pixar would never dare to touch social commentary that controversial, so instead they're just going to do what fucking Hazbin Hotel does and do "grrrrr, technology bad". At the very least they aren't so retarded to do a movie explaining why the toys gain sentience.
Disney is just dead set on WRINGING the money and soul out of its franchises. Snow White 2: Bigger and Blacker is net!
>>150857559They don't look any better than TS4's renders.Fuck this retarded company.
>>150857577>The last two movies each made a 1000 million dollars over a 200 million dollar production cost, not including merch, so... yeah. Duh.
>>150857788The fuck?
>>150857741Requesting Bonnie watching porn. But PG-13, we see her and her wide eyes and the back of a tablet, with a speech bubble of bump and grind noises, and she has a hair brush in her hand. Or one of these massage thingies.
>>150858090What on gods green earth makes you think prior generations are any different?
>>150857559>series supposedly about the importance of friendship>most of the films have the two main characters barely interact with each otherSeriously, only the first film is about their friendship. The other 3 films have Woody and Buzz separated for most of the runtime. I imagine 5 will be the same as well.
>>150859042Toy Story 2 was a warning with how "Buzz" was back to acting exactly how he did in the first movie for forced drama.
>>150857968Fanfiction ahh plot
>>150858227God I agree so much.
>>150858150>>150858916I'm no tumbrina and lolis don't normally bother me at all, but these are modelled after kids and are voiced by kids. Maybe I'm just a faggot but they trip my paternal instincts.
>>150857577>people HATES new franchisesSheesh. Wonder why are they making more of old shit.
>>150857926Thanks for pointing it out because I genuinely didn't see it the first time around. It would be nice if they showed more noticeable wear and tear than a few light scratches and the stitching on Woody's arm, being toys that are decades old.
are they retconning 4? woody stays with bo at the end...
>>150859195I have bad news for you.Toy Story 3 was in 2010. Bonnie is over 18 now.Now, I recognize that Toy Story isn't advancing quite as fast as real time, but it's not too far off. Andy goes from 8 in Toy Story 1995 to college bound in 2010. That concept art aside, she should definitely be a teen by now, unless this is an interquel.
>>150857968>the fucking tablet is alive tooWell, now you're just opening the floodgates with this shit. This implies that anything that could be even vaguely described as a "toy" is a sapient being. Board games, video game consoles, goddamn smart phones even. The lore has officially lost the plot.
>>150857559You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself do the Dreamworks face.
>>150857559Why? Just let Toy Storys die already.
>>150857559why is Woody back?
>>150857968Someone should make a scene with the Toy Story gang looking at a pile of Roblox gift cards with a bow wrapped around them, and a tag that reads: Happy Birthday!.
>>150859426Didn't 4 already do that with Forky?Like all it took was sticking some googly eyes on a piece of cutlery and playing with it turned it into a toy, and thus it became sentient.Like all it would take is stick some big eyes onto a car and drive around for fun, and now Cars is canon to Toy Story.
>>150857741So at best it has to pretend 4 never happened then since Woody left with the wilderness toys.
>>150857968>sapient tablet Does it know all the shit the internet contains? Wouldnt it go mad from all the CP, gore and retards there?
>>150860597no because it has a parental block
>>150859426>This implies that anything that could be even vaguely described as a "toy" is a sapient being. Board games, video game consoles, goddamn smart phones even.
>>150857741I love how Woody and his friends practically took over Bonnie's original toy roles. Pretty much what Lotso and his group was doing in Sunnyside
>>150857741who actually keeps a piggy bank? I get keeping the dolls and action figure the slinky dog is kind of a stretch but a kid isn't gonna save a bunch of pennies and nickels to buy a bag of chips.
Toy Story and Shrek both should've stayed as one film, genuinely.
>>150857968>le ebil AI thing №14925824laaame
>>150858090Absolutely fuck you if you really believe any of that.First of all, 80s/90s kids aren't the ones greenlighting and laundering money with these projects, and its debatable how many actually support them.Second of all, it may be a fair accusation of 80s kids, but 90s kids "nostalgia" is some of the most masochistic media ever produced that does nothing but criticize them about their rose-tinted glasses and tell them to move aside for younger generations, while still expecting them to shell out top dollar for 2-hour lectures.
>>150857905Etch a sketch had conscience too
>>150857741POKEMON CREATURES
>>150858090There was a lot of excitement for the Phantom Menace when it was announced. Unlike this movie
>>150857741STIMPY GET IPHONE
>>150857741between this and Screenslaver it really does feel like Pixar is ran by a bunch of out of touch boomers who have no real way to communicate with the youth todaytotal opposite compared to the Pixar of old who was able to make timeless classics
>>150857788I hate HH but damn some of songs are catchy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMy8W0j-Slw
>>150857559A first look at characters who look the exact same as 30 years ago? No fucking way...
>>150857559>>150857631>60+ year old toy>still looks brand new, obviously getting repairs, replacement parts, and other work done on himWhat's the Toy Story lore answer to the ship of Theseus problem? Is Woody still the same uninterrupted consciousness from the 1960s? Where is a toy's soul located?
>>150859205The new franchises are doing fineIt's just that people say>that's shitto shitand>that's the shit I liketo shit wearing the skin of what they grew up with that might as well be in a different genre of movie
>>150857788The American Dream really is shining brightly
>>150862454Coco almost hit a billion and it was about a latinx boy trying to survive women doing no wrong
>>150857741I could make several jokes about this, but I won't
>>150857559It all went to shit after 3.3 was the DE FACTO absolute closure to the series and off on a good note to boot.Then comes 4 and it's all down the gutter.
>>150857673Buzz is wearing Woody's sheriff badge. Other than that, yeah you're right.
>>150859426I suspect it's not the tablet itself that's alive, just the frog case around it.How it has control over the tablet just because it's around it is what's borderline magic.
>>150857559CALM DOWN OP, WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS!
Bump
>>150857741>>150857968>Buzz and Woody discover youtube >They give up on the toy act and straight up call Bonnie a BITCH with a BIG MOUTH
