>Lost to Gundam Epyon>Lost to Voltron>Lost to Mecha-GodzillaWhy are the Mighty Morphin Mechas so weak?
>>150860161City-block level
Gentlemen... This is the thread.
What did Blade vs Buffy TEACH you?
Hail to the slay queen, baby
>>150860221THAT I LOVE WATCHING TBC GET BUCK BROKEN BY ARYAN WOMEN!!!
Youtubers tried to say miles morales gets lore scaling that puts him at planet level bare minimum and so he would beat deku. And i believe them because hes stated as the strongest spider man. And spider man peter parker has defeated a marvel herald.
KINGtosxisters…
AsuraGODS it's time we make our own CANON Battle and show Fraud Battle the real results of that match.
>>150860221DON'T FUCKING UNDERESTIMATE WHITE WOMEN
Asura is the most important thing in my entire life. I dumped my girlfriend over him. I left my job because of him. I'm just so sick of the lies about him. He's the literal strongest character in all of fiction.
>>150860161Tigerzord vs Epyon is actually outdated and arguably the verdict was wrong even back then had they scaled Rita's island busting to the Tigerzord back then
>>150860248Yeah! With BLACKjack and HOOKERS!
>>150860221Never send a black man to do a white girls job
Lets be honest deathbattle has never gotten a single episode right. None of the logic they use to determine a winner ever holds up. Their researchers are biased and hate any verse that loses. Especially marvel! Marvel is downplayed constantly by them all the fucking time its retarded. Deathbattle is retarded.
>>150860226Why did Buffy need a rocket launcher when she has teraton level physicals and a multiversal scythe?
>>150860291less messy
>>150860288Death Battle gets it wrong when my HERO loses.
>>150860291This was before she got the scytheSlayers are also implied to get stronger when they get older and Buffy's the oldest surviving Slayer period
>>150860291Do you use a hammer every time a bug enters your line of sight?
>>150860221It reminded me that Chad and Ben are Niglennials
>CHADsuraBEASTS present facts and evidence>Kratosfags run away and deflect FUARK…
>>150860232KEKKYPOW
>>150860321Post the bug in question
And the worse thing about deathbattle is that the episodes are never consistent with each other. Characters from the same series randomly get weaker or stronger with no rhyme or reason. The hulk somehow lost to broly and doomsday yet in godzilla vs hulk hes suddenly infinitely more strong than he was in those two previous episodes? Why dont they then go back and fix the broly and doomsday episodes so those matches have the right results? I don't understand.
KINGtos won.BITCHsura lost.
ASURAtos won.KRATOSura lost.
>>150860205I think they had a black pop-up mention a calc someone did that got the Rangers at Large Island level even though they didn't use it in the actual episodeThe Rito moon crash feat
>>150860321I do. Is that wrong?
>>150860335
>>150860362AAIIIEEE!! I'M GONNA NEED SOME HERALD SCALING ASAP IF I'M GONNA TAKE ON THAT THING!!
FROM NOW ON NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO MAKE FUN OF ASURA. IF YOU DO I'LL BE VERY MAD.
Saars please do not insult the Asura.
>>150860321You should only do that if you live in Australia
>>150860161>Couldn't beat literal Gundam tier Zordonbros....
could the mystery inc gang catch light yagami
I think Asura sucks.
>>150860352Hang on just one second
>>150860362Not worthy of the hammer. I would show clemency... This time...
>>150860378they can't speak japanese so how the fuck are they going to look for clues?
>thinking SHARTdians like AsuraKEK? AROO!
>>150860352Oh, FUCK!!!
>>150860377It was Season 2 and again, if the fight was done the Tigerzord would've likely won even if they didn't scale it to Empyreals
>>150860338At most you could ask for a sort of results sheet where episodes that are overruled by more recent episodes are marked down.
>>150860392>They can't speak JapaneseFALSE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjz_uVCqcWs
>>150860399Asura makes up 99.9999% of that abomination’s power, btw.
BEAST!!!
>>150860221Mystery box novels CAN clinch a win
>>150860413...when it comes to losing.
>>150860338Broly won.Doomsday won.Godzilla won canonically in Marvel material overriding Death Battle.
>>150860399The BEAST that can SOLO COMPOSITE FICTION 100X OVER...
>>150860411I kneel...please do not hurt me Scooby-sama
>>150860338I know you're probably just shitposting but 90% of the time the characters get stronger with each new season and in Hulk's case the green door and the first firmament chains feat didn't exist when he fought Doomsday.
>>150860392they've been to japan a shitton of times bro
>>150860423Post Godzilla beating Hulk in marvel.
>>150860401*done today
>>150860422…only a single atom from that body.
>>150860423>Broly won.The research team practically admitted they got the episode wrong/the fight is irrelevantSwan himself has said Hulk has become leagues stronger than he was since that episode and Ultraguy dodged the Q&A because he knew the team messed up
>>150860413Asura is outstatted by Kratos. Otherwise, he does give them the ability to fly
>>150860448Post Hulk beating Broly in a Death Battle.
>>150860435
>>150860452my hero lost...fuck...
>>150860452>Biting his nippleGAYzilla...
>>150860452SCAREDulk the FRIGHTENED.
>>150860452>savage Hulk>not the Devil, Green Scar or the Fractured Son>every issue bring even more continuinity issuesKek. Nice JOBmic.
>>150860462Nigga?
>>150860452Pretty cool page
>>150860435He does in a gimmick gag "what if" series where everyone jobs to him.
>>150860472>>150860452Hulk holding BACK btw, if Banner was separated from Hulk's mind, GODZILLA would be dead. See how Hulk MUREDERED Onslaught's physical form.
>>150860452He TANKED that btw.
LEND ME SOME IQ POINTS, BANNER... THIS IS BASE GODZILLA WE'RE UP AGAINST...
>>150860478Fuck, my eyes literally thought he was biting his nipple. I apologize. I AM NOT GAY, okay?
>>150860486>if>wouldPOTENTIALulk
I'M 100$ SERIOUS STOP MAKING FUN OF ASURA
>>150860476>>savage HulkYes, the STRONGEST HulkWho was also AMPED by Pym Particles and using weapons that were WEAKENING Godzilla
>>150860450>outstattedShitposting aside, he lets them jump really high too and grow lava arms and six arms. He can also make them grow to planet-dwarving size and manifest a halo for traveling across galaxies.
>JOBzillaMy HERO would WIN!!!
Guys, I feel like this is all just homosexual tension
Death Battle is more canon than that comic. Stop posting it.
>>150860497Marvelbro...
>Dantefags are now trying to equate Dissidia (an inter franchise crossover that has been referenced in canon multiple times) to SMT Dante (a crossover with a whole different company that only happened once and is arguably not even canon anymore).They're afraid
>>150860522Goku would LOSE to an elephant. He's not beating Godzilla.
>>150860452It's so fucking over, Hulksisters...
>>150860540Dantefags know they're fucked. They're relying on false statements now.
>>150860522They said Godzilla is multiversal. Goku is a MEASLY 2 trillion times universal as of GvS3!!!
>>150860543>fillerYup. CHADku destroys KWABzilla.
>>150860543Post Godzilla defeating an elephant.
boo
>Saars do not posting the comic. Hulk won in the Death Battle.
>>150860540>DMCfags getting scared of a single fucking game versus their entire franchise of multiple games, animations and novels God I hope Clive wins, the sheer amount of 'LE DEBOONK' videos would be so funny
>>150860577
>>150860563>composite JOBzilla losing to the KWABulk who SS3 LORDku is 400 times strongerFUARKKKK!!!
>>150860615Why is Bejita's vassal so weak?
>AI SLOPPA>w*men
>>150860615could sailor moon kick goku's ass
>Go 0-2 on Death Battle vs Doomsday and Broly>Finally get a win against Godzilla >Immediately revoked by CANON crossover in which Godzilla defeats an amped Hulk Why can't he catch a break bros?
>>150860636>>Immediately revoked by CANONDeath Battle is unironically canon
>>150860615>>150860622Sailor Moon can makes Goku and his fans cry. OMNIVERSAL
>>150860636>amped>only savage Hulk>canon>immediately retconned by Infernal and Hulk SMASH everythingKWABzilla.....
>>150860608>GoKEK who lost to CHADzilla's victim 3 times in a row
>>150860636>CANONIf it's canon why does this take place after King in Black and Venom is still Eddie Brock?
>>150860608So you want Hulk to be strong just so Goku looks better. So petty...You hurt Hulk's feelings
the chopping block calls for two more names soon, who will it be?
>>150860661The Z-tard is a subhuman opportunist, no better than a cockroach
>>150860657Ask Duggan
>>150860674>a cockroachBut enough of Gigi
>>150860656>not even concrete levelJOBzilla the SHIT.
ballot>Black Knight VS Void Knight (Shovel Knight VS Power Rangers)Chad comments on the similarities between the two being surprisingly specific.>Mega Rayquaza vs Primal BahamutLiam says he doesn't really care about which Bahamut fights Rayquaza.>Baldr ( Norse Mythology, Composite) Vs Santa Claus ( Christmas, Composite) Liam wants Santa modded into God of War. Liam thinks composite Santa would stomp Baldr. >Killer Klowns From Outer Space vs Mars AttacksLiam says he's met the producer of Killer Tomatoes at the Paramount lot. Sam says this is fun and he sees what they're going for but the Klowns would stomp. The call in general reminisces about Mars Attacks.>Rozalin VS Soma Cruz (Disgaea VS Castlevania)Ben says he's surprised Disgaea isn't suggested more. Liam thinks of Disgaea as a VS Debater's RPG series.>Vegito Vs Pneuma (Xenoblade Chronicles)Chad says this is interesting. >Korra VS Delsin Rowe (Avatar VS inFAMOUS)Liam calls this an old-school request. Ben gets the connection and likes it, and says Korra would kick Delsin's ass. >Havik VS Hidan (Mortal Kombat vs Naruto)Liam likes this matchup. "It would be real gross!" - Chad.>Gilgamesh VS Meta Knight (Final Fantasy VS Kirby)Liam and DJ both find this surprisingly great, and they keep this in mind for if Meta Knight wins Champion's Island. Sam and DJ both give this a rooster buck.>Gojo Vs Hero X DJ says that he's seen clips of To Be Hero X and the animation is super good. >Cagliostro vs. (The) Herta (Granblue Fantasy vs. Honkai: Star Rail)DJ wants Cag to lose because she's annoying to fight in Granblue Fantasy VS. Sam thinks this interesting.>Shaggy vs LuigiLiam says Shaggy scales to all of Scooby's feats. They bring up Shaggy in Multiversus and the Ultra Instinct Shaggy meme. >Sol Badguy vs Samus Aran Liam says Sol wins but nobody is cooler than Samus at the end of Metroid Dread.
>>150860685Behold...!
>KAngel vs. Monika (Needy Streamer Overload vs. Doki Doki Literature Club): Everyone likes the thumbnail for is.>Flint Lockwood VS Fin Shepard (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs VS Sharknado) Everyone starts cracking up about this. Sam says this bangs.>Walkatrout vs Magikarp (Ben 10 vs Pokémon): Everyone agrees Walkatrout would get fucked up by a Magikarp. Ben thinks this is fun. >Death VS Kindred (Puss in Boots VS League Of Legends)The call thinks this is cool.>Axe Cop vs Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo DJ, Sam, and Liam call this a classic. Sam and Ben would love to have Axe Cop on DB, >Grunkle Stan vs Reigen Arataka Liam says Reigen is one of his favorite fictional characters ever and says this makes sense. Ben isn't sure what this fight would be like.>Sasuke Uchiha VS Uryū Ishida DJ says he ended up really liking Bleach after getting into it a year ago. DJ isn't sure if Sasuke has an actual answer to Antithesis.>Rod Sterling vs Rohan KishibeEveryone cracks up at this. They aren't sure what this fight would look like in practice. >Revolver Ocelot vs Riza Hawkeye Everyone agrees this is a solid idea, and Sam reacts with an eggplant emoji to signify that.>The Prince vs Knack (Bandai Namco vs Playstation)Sam thinks it would be fun to get Dunkey as the voice of Knack.>Ghost Rider (Robbie Reyes ) vs Devilman Ben says he's seen it before and likes it, and would like to bring in another Ghost Rider the next time he shows up. Sam gives this an eggplant react.>Aya Brea vs Jill Valentine They float around the idea of AyaJill as a cast. Sam and DJ give this a rooster buck.>Sora vs. Usagi Tsukino DJ says this is his favorite Sora matchup, and Sam gives it a rooster buck on his behalf.>Shulk vs Kamen Rider Build DJ says he needs to look into Kamen Rider more.
>Asriel Dreemurr VS Siffrin ( In Stars And Time): DJ and Sam haven't played In Stars And Time but like this off vibes.>Blackbeard VS King K. Rool Liam is "100% on board with this." and would "love to do this, 100%.", saying it's in his top 10. Ben says he really likes Blackbeard vs K. Rool and that he's finally got a Switch 2 and has been enjoying Bananza lately.>Will vs Maelle (Metaphor vs Clair Obscur) Ben jokes that they're waiting for Clair Obscur to win Game Of The Year, and the call starts talking about what game will win GOTY this year.>Shadow vs MewtwoThey joke for a second that the submitter isn't asking for a rematch. Ben says they've talked about doing this and it might happen someday. >Thorfinn Karlsefni Vs Arthur Morgan Ben thinks this is interesting and unique. Sam self-identifies as the biggest Red Dead 2 stan and says he's here for any Arthur matchup.Next time is Taro Sakamoto vs Rita (Sakamoto Days vs Kindergarten WARS).
>>150860700Good for CHADku's drink after he no-diffs KWABzilla.
>>150860685Those are streets. I'm very sure that's asphalt
>>150860685>BLACKED Freeza victimSHARTku the WEAK.
>>150860713>They joke for a second that the submitter isn't asking for a rematch. Ben says they've talked about doing this and it might happen someday.We already know this is happening because of someone who did an audition
>>150860656Enter
>>150860685Superman's fall made those cracks, not the blast. The atomic breath dispersed into fields of quantum foam before it could destroy the DC omniverse due to Godzilla's Ki control
>Killing a city level lizard doesn't impress me, Hulk. COME HERE
>>150860747Post Broly knowing a single equation
>>150860753Here's a simple oneBroly + Hulk = Dead Hulk
>KO!>Boomstick: WHAT?! HE DIED IN JUST ONE HIT? I really thought Dante was going to be able to at least dodge the first attack. Isn't he supposed to be crazy fast with that rain feat of his?>Wiz: Actually, upon further inspection, that feat never actually happened. Sure, Dante could teleport with his trickster style but Dante has trouble catching up to a van not even going full speed.>Boomstick: I thought Dante defeated Mundus who was able to create a universe in seconds! Shouldn't that at least make him universal?>Wiz: About that, Hideki Kamiya the creator of the Devil May Cry series officially stated all Mundus did was launch the temple to space. Most of Dante's supposed feats were overstatements>Boomstick: Dante could regenerate from getting stabbed by his sword. But he had to escape a small island from exploding or part of a castle collapsing on top of him. Urzien was able to put him in a coma that lasted a month and that was a measly wall level swipe. >Wiz: And there was no world where Clive couldn't do that. Giving Clive an easy win. Even if you gave Dante all the crossover scaling possible, eventually you would reach Clive. Invalidating it all. >Boomstick: Dante was SparDONE FOR the moment he challenged Clive!>Wiz: The winner is Clive Rosfield!
>>150860741>crossover SLOPYUP!!! KWABzilla? Slop merchant.
YOU FUCKERS RUINED MY THREAD
>>150860782For being /dbs/ you guys are remarkably unfunny and uncreative
>>150860781Never stop making these
>>150860797Hulk bro...
... HE approaches.
>>150860797Sorry, I am just so excited.
>>150860848And you just can't hide it? Ahhh fuck you, Goku
>>150860690>Korra would kick Delsin's ass.This might cause a meltdown
>>150860452NOT canon btw. This was made by the same guy who had all of Marvel job to SHITpool.
>No Goku on the Champion IslandBITCHES!!!
>K.O!>Wiz: I don't get it. Every single one of Yugi's feats and abilities scaled at least a thousand time over Ash's. How did he lose?!>Boomstick: Yugi might have been able to stop country sized monsters that could have ended the world and he could have easily used any of his dozens of spell cards to instantly kill Ash but you forgot one important thing.... Ash got to kiss Serena on the lips! I'd trade any power in the world just for that feat alone>Wiz: But that's completely irrelevant to this discussion! Pikachu could only destroy a small boulder at best and one of Yugi's weakest monsters destroyed the moon in one swing! >Boomstick: Yeah but Tea left Yugi to go to dance in America >Wiz: ...okay?>Boomstick: Wiz! Think about the implications... Every girl Ash met fell in love with him! Misty, Chikorita, May, Latias, Dawn, that delicious piece of chocolate Iris, Lillie. The list goes on! Ash was so lucky.>Wiz: Ash might have made a lot of friends during his journey but so did Yugi! Kaiba was also obsessed with defeating the Pharaoh! >Boomstick: Who cares about stupid rivalries?! Ash had a FUCKING HAREM. Yugi might have been stronger in every aspect but he couldn't get as much ASS as Ash!>Wiz: The winner is Ash
Pan?A hero
Enough of this babble about some character no one cares about. Let's discuss Kratos. Why does VSBW lowball him so hard?
>>150860937>MistyChildhood friend>MayWent for Drew>DawnWent for Kenny>IrisAsh's wife>SerenaA whore>LillieDoesn't matter
>>150860949Post SHITos's fight surpassing GODku vs CHADperman.
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>150860954>Ignores Ash's Bayleef and LatiasSuspicious
Did it meet your expectations?
Reminder Goku RAPES and GAPES Sonic and his entire verse
Reminder Superman RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
Joking about Sexual Assault is not cool. Be better.
Yes we should be better men like KINGtos.
>amped SHITperman with sun knuckle dustersOnly Mach 7 btw.
ENOUGHIF YOU DON'T STOP WITH THE GOKU AND SONIC SHIT, I'LL ENSURE GOKU AND SONIC MAKE HOMOSEXUAL LOVE
>>150860624Of course.
Yo.....
>>150860997Rape Battle will be '25's season finale. The victor will be decided by who can rape their opponent first. Since you cannot rape the dead, the combatants will need to come up with more creative ways to win. They also must remember that the consenting cannot be raped so if the opponent wants to get fucked, then they cannot get raped.
>>150861025>Sonic victim
>52 universes is enough to severely hurt CASThat's it? That's the limit of the strongest of all versions of Superman? He's 89,999,948 (lowballed) away from registering as a worthy challenge to the real master of Death Battle.
Quick way to determine who's stronger between Sonic and Goku. Let's start small and work our way up. Post either of them destroying a mountain.
>>150861067What happened after this?
>>150861067Superman tanked that btw.
Post Goku destroying a multiverse. You can't? Okay then.Post Goku destroying a universe. Still can't? Alright.Post Goku destroying a galaxy. Nothing? Okay...Post Goku destroying a solar system. Really? Wow.Okay post Goku destroying a large star. You aren't serious are you?Post Goku destroying a planet. No? Of course not no.Post Goku destroying a continent. Phew....Post Goku destroying a country... yeah thought so.Post Goku destroying a mountain. Post Goku destroying a city like Nappa did. Post Goku being above fire hydrant strength... None of those?Okay fine, post Goku destroying a small hill, the height of power he displays in the entirety of his show.
>>150861008Nigger time. Literally incompatible with human time. This happens BEFORE the sun gloves, retard.
>>150861094Post Super Sonic tanking a stone pillar
>>150860667I think Frieren and my girl Samus go next
>>150861094Post Sonic destroying a moon.
>>150861094
>>150861094Post Sonic destroying a glass tube.
Post Goku defeating Eggman
>>150861079Kratos appeared and saved him
>>150861094Post anyone in the entire Sonic franchise destroying a planet.
She'd probably be able to kill Alucard
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>>150861094https://youtu.be/bW2c3_PyW3Q?si=sEahnyGqe1aCMv3K
>>150861168Prove to me RIGHT NOW how Goku would survive that pillar on the right.
>>150861168Didn't Sonic smash through a boulder in the Sonic CD opening and do something similar in OVA.
>>150861168Prove that pillar isn't made of smart atoms.
>>150861187Why can't he do that as Hyper Sonic?
>>150861192Because GAME MECHANICS, RETARD.
>I'm a Godzilla, Pokemon, and Bowser fanWhat do you think of my taste?
>>150861198All kino
>>150861198You are a manchild.
>>150861198You are a deviant who is not to be left alone with reptiles.
Toy Story Scaling - IRL toys, not their franchise. Woody is a jobber against a plastic chad like Buzz
>>150861198I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!! WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?
>>150861182https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gfs03ZXYbo35:56
Death Battle unironically ruined my life
who the hell is clive?
>>150861242>a starved Goku survived something Hyper SHITnic couldn't
>>150861260how so
>>150861261The guy who's going to fraud check Dante
>>150861094GODnic the BOUNDLESShog putting FAGku worshippers in their PLACE...
>>150861260Explain
>>150861279Those pillars are multiversal
Who would win in a fight: Gacha players or Lootbox players?
Using the gif of Hyper Sonic getting squashed makes as much sense as posting a gif of Mario getting the star and falling to his death
>using feats makes as much sense as posting featsFavourite character?
>>150861341Power Star Mario can kill thwomps
>>150861198You're a furry. Yiffy in hell.
>>150860690>>Cagliostro vs. (The) Herta (Granblue Fantasy vs. Honkai: Star Rail)This is extreme seal clubbing. Cagliostro only scales to primal beasts that can destroy islands where as Herta literally has bombs that blow up solar systems.
>>150861353>>150861354Stars are supposed to make you invincible so why do you die to a pit?
Who's a bigger jobber, him or Arceus?
>>150861383Not sure. I guess pits kill both Mario and Sonic. Can you post Super Sonic or Hyper Sonic tanking a rock crushing him?
>>150861396In-game or a cutscene
>>150861408Either.
>>150861383Because Mario is a WEAK BITCH who DIES to getting TOUCHED!
>>150861427Why didn't Sonic touch him during the Death Battle match?
>>150861008>>150861095That's nothing. How about amped Superman's punches only being equal to 1 kiloton?
>>150861390ZM was fine before the SHIT adventure reboot which may as well not be canon
>>150861390Zeed. At least with Arceus, you see him take down Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina, stop a space destroying anomaly to give Hoopa time to escape through it's own portal and brought back a human from the future to the past. What the fuck does Zeed do? It's supposed to be this be all end all monsters that no one can beat, yet, all it does is lose.
>>150861431Because Sonic sez that's no good
I am literally made up of anti-feats, please be kind to me…
>>150861431>Homosexual fantasy out of NO WHERE
>>150861446She tanked this btw
>>150861452Dante.............
>>150861452Kratos...
>>150861390Zeed at least does some impressive shit.Arceus jobs to meteors
>>150861452Clive.............
>>150860338Because consistency in fiction is a government myth created to give nerds hope about uncertainty not existing.Spics have a term for that: "Son dibujos mijo, no este chingando." ("They're cartoons son, stop fucking around.")
I've taken up anonymous gay sex to be more like my death battle icon.
>>150861467>Zeed at least does some impressive shit.Like jobbing...
>>150861503Superbro.....
>>150861503Sonicbro...
>>150861503Mario bro...
>>150861504I more mean stuff like this. Is he overwanked, yeah, but at least he's not losing to meteors.
>>150860161
>>150861503Batbro...
It's late in the eveningGlass on the sideI've been sat with youFor most of the nightIgnoring everybody hereWe wish they would disappearSo maybe we could get down nowI don't wanna knowIf you're getting ahead of the programI want you to be mine, ladyTo hold your body closeTake another step into the no-man's landFor the longest time ladyI need you darlingCome on set the toneIf you feel you're fallingWon't you let me knowOh-Oh-Oh-Ooh-OhOh-Oh-Oh-Ooh-OhIf you love meCome on, get involvedFeel it rushing through youFrom your head to toeOh-Oh-Oh-Ooh-OhOh-Oh-Oh-Ooh-OhSing!Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohOh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohLouder!Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohSing!Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohThis love is a blazeI saw flames from the side of the stageAnd the fire brigade comes in a couple of daysUntil then we got nothing to say and nothing to knowBut something to drink and maybe something to smokeLet it go until our roads are changedSinging we found love in a local raveNo, I don't really know what I'm supposed to sayBut I can just figure it out and hope and prayI told her my name and said, "It's nice to meet ya."Then she handed me a bottle of water filled with tequila.I already know she's a keeperJust from this one small act of kindness,I'm in deep shit if anybody finds outI'm meant to drive home but I've drunk all of it now, notSobering up we just sit on the couchOne thing led to anotherNow she's kissing my mouthI need you darlingCome on set the toneIf you feel you're fallingWon't you let me knowOh-oh-oh-oh-oohOh-oh-oh-oh-oohIf you love meCome on, get involvedFeel it rushing through youFrom your head to toeOh-oh-oh-oh-oohOh-oh-oh-oh-oohSing!
>>150861503KINGtos SCHOLAR…
>Defeats Hulk AND Ultima at the same time
Asura must be weak if he lost to a canonic tranny fag who can't even lift up a rock
>>150860338Death Battle is a Vibes based Popularity Contest. If you're thinking about it you're thinkng morr than anyone who made a given episode. Just shitpost.
>>150861661The less popular guy wins plenty of times
>>150861638Asura lost because he was a chud who didn’t become a better man by killing his wife and child. KINGtos had to teach him.
Reminder that Dante vs Clive is a spite revenge match because Bayofags want to see Dante lose
>>150861728>wins againWould be funny as fuck
>>150861638>Kratos and Asura trade blows, destroying infinite + infinite bazillion of omniverses with their boundless power>Asura eventually manages to defeat Kratos due to better growth>"You're finished, God of War! Quit while you're ahead!">Seeing no other way to win this, Kratos decides to use a secret, ancient spell he stole from Odin's body>He logs onto Blacked.com on his cellphone>"B-BAKANA. . . THE OUTERVERSAL-TIER BBC HYPNOSIS TECHNIQUE!?!?!" Asura's fear reverberates across boundless infinity, unintentionally bowing before the superior Western pornography>Kratos hypnotizes himself into being a good goyim for Odin, transforming into God of Cuckoldry Kratos (the transformation is actually cool, nothing like those immature japanese cartoons)>Asura is obliterated from existence after he refuses to satisfy Kratos' wife alongside an infinite amount of black men>"Hmph....your anger....your chudness....it has defeated you, Asura.">K.O.!!!I get that the Death Battle staff loves NTR porn very much, but don't you guys think that this outcome was a little weird?
>>150861261Look at those shoes, they're fantastic!They really bring out your knees!
>>150860702>>150860713>>150860690
>>150860702>KAngelRetarded morons did not even play the game. She is not even a visual novel girl, but a deranged druggie mahara egirl you help get subscribers or just does that on her own imagining you.
Soon....
>>150861936>>150861575Kill yourself listtroon.
>>150861446My wife has Jesus scaling
>>150860482>i-it's a what ifhulkfags cryig still lol
>cryig still ESLzillafags....
>>150860892this cope again?
>kaijutard cope melty
Digimon, got to catch them all!!!! D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!!!!
>hulkfags crying>five threads of it
>>150862072>AIIEEEEEEE NOT THE INDIAN BURN! BIG LIZARD HURT HULK!!!!
>>150860492>ancient demons died, met their doom and were trampled and burnedin that order?
Arceus canonically jobbed to both Regigigas and Human Cock
>>150862093She just wanted to be a normal wife
I cant’t believe Death Battle brought Dissidia back from the dead just to give Clive some bullshit chain scaling through a shitty mobile game.
>>150862109>wants to be normal wife>loses her husbando anywayWhat did Arceus mean by this?
>>150862133>Loses her husband>Turns him into three shotasWhat did Arceus mean by this?
Aren't Palkia and Dialga technically half-Pokemon half-human mutts?
>>150862157The stories aren't officially canon, but I guess they would be if that were the case. Makes you wonder how time and space worked before their births, though.
>>150860690>Baldur v SantaLame.
>>150862240Shouldn't Baldur take this on account of being an actual god and having better immortality? Achilles is a demigod, but those guys are pretty a dime a dozen in Greek myth.
Are there any good Light Yagami match ups?
ENOUGH.KNEEL TO MY FFFFFUARKING HEROES RIGHT NOW OR YOUR VERSE IS GETTING DEMOLISHED!!!
>>150862299
>>150862285Light is hard to use for detective vs criminal or general IQ check MUs because he either stomps or gets stomped without much inbetween because of the Death Note.
>>150860702doesn't Rohan get bullshit stuff in his canon novels including an upgrade to how his stand works and a speed feat in Part 6 where he keeps up with MIH's universe acceleration?
>>150860891I mean she does, Delsin getting Beast scaling is 100% bullshit since the idea of the concrete bitch being > The Beast is bullshit
>>150862285Dead-Man.But it's just Dead-Man trying to prove Light is the killer.
Which fictional character has the greatest power scaling disparity between their lore/statements and feats?
>>150861467wasn't that retconned by Legends Arceus since the movie implies Arceus isn't the supreme being but LA just makes it blatantly obvious he is
>>150862353FRAUDtos
>>150862353Sonic
>>150862353God
>>150862392You need to stop seething, Luci
>>150862354The anime and games will often clash against with each other over how things are represented. In the anime, legendaries and mythicals are clearly made weaker than they are. It's often an excuse to give a reason why the main character needs to meet them in the first place.
>>150862093>canonically
>>150860161Eat shit Hulkfaggots
>>150862508Dude now i madly want a Dragon Ball vs DC crossover where Goku outskills and manhandles supes.
This will be Death Battle's final episode.
>>150862323>a speed feat in Part 6 where he keeps up with MIH's universe acceleration?i don't think that speed feat is useful. it's very vague, we don't know for how long he could keep up. there's nothing saying that he kept working until the universe was resetin part 4 we also saw him draw complete pages in instants, so we already knew that he has far superhuman drawing speed
Why did this feat change battleboarding/powerscaling so much? The hobby was far more grounded before Battle of the Gods came out.
>>150862600CHADgon CHAD runs battleboarding. Some people might disagree, but it is the truth.
>>150862600Well just like how Cell changed powerscaling by being one of the first defined solar system feats, its just dragon ball being more memorable and important than DC or Marvel could hope to be.
>>150862600Pushed the idea of characters being univesal to the forefront of powerscaling debates and also reopened Goku vs Supermam arguments initially
>>150862643Everyone in vsbw started to suddenly jump from 4-B to universal as soon as thise came out on Super.And was calced several times over.Why? Because everyone wants to beat Goku.
>>150862651Marbel and DC faggot writers think that making their characters outerversal or strong means they are well written or being compared to goku powerwise means they are as memorable.
>>150862600everyone wants to beat GokuThere is a reason both DC and Marvel add anime references to their books and we dont see Goku say "up up and away" when he flies.
>>150862300Slim Shady bros..
if team wiz were to hypothetically lose again for next week's challenge, would the merger happen after?
>>150860276Lmao so what? Epyon destroyed Barge with one sword swing.
Enough about the shitty island thing.
>no Goku on the IslandIs it because he would sweep?
>>150862799Jiren... it's okay that nobody submitted you...
>>150860415Yeah yeah now open wide for daddy.
Superman has an incredibly feminine phimosis micropenis. Trust me, I know.
>>150862910Lex Luthor....
>>150862824Goku would probably get insta-BTFO'd by the returners are le bad crowd and realistically his winning matchups would be Superman or Sonic, which don't need an event and a poll to justify making them.
>>150861390A weakened version of Zeed destroyed the universeArceus jobbed to cementThis is easy
It's weird to me Toyotaro (a big fan of dragon ball) hasn't wanked Goku or any other character really hard. You see other people in the same position giving their pets crazy feats.
>>150862789The merge will happen as soon as half of the roster is eliminated so it depends on whether they make TW boot two characters again on the 3rd poll or tone it down to one.
>>150862508Hulkbros it's okay. Remember Superman is 0-2 against Godzilla. You might be fodder in official material. But you are gods in the eyes of Death Battle and power scalers. And that's what really matters.
>>150863003Hulk is fodder in the eyes of Death Battle too.
>>150860161>Hulk wins his Godzilla DB, in a way that implies he had no lose condition.>Loses to Godzilla fairly easily in the actual official crossover.>MMPR loses it's Toho MU>Actually does way better against Godzilla than the entirety of Marvel let alone Hulk in it's official crossover.
>>150862910Supes is circumcised actually
>>150863047In all fairness, the MMPR fight giant kaijus on a daily basis. So they do have way more experience dealing with threats very similar to Godzilla, even if they're not as powerful
>>150861390But he actually did have feats in the Wonderswan games. Meaning that image is wrong.Also Arceus is a way bigger jobber. ZeedMillenniumon lost to Wargreymon in his worst showing. Underperforming, but still losing to an important, higher percentile Digimon.Arceus lost to having mercury poured on him in his worst showing.
>>150863070It's literally ALL of Marvel though.Godzilla tied after fighting a gauntlet of just the Dragonzord than the Megazord. Which implies their combined form could have beat him.And we know the writers know that form exists because Dragonzord combines with Godzilla in the same way in that same run.
9 CONSECUTIVE YEARS OF DOMINANCE THE SYMBOL OF VICTORY FODDERIZER OF REZEMASTER OF RAPHAEL DOMINATOR OF KILLUA STOMPER OF DEMOMAN TERROR OF YANG ETERNAL EMPEROR OF BOKU NO HERO AND DEKU'S ONE AND ONLY SOVEREIGN GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT BAKUGOD!!
>>150863119who exactly are these guys? They look... Lame.
>>150863119How do the overwhelming number of Bakugo fans not get mad that he has like two real fights the entire manga?
>>150863136They're women who are more interested in seeing bakugo rail sissyku
>>150862508Why is this whole comic cuckposting reaction images, lolThis has to be one of the most embarrassing sweeps in crossover history.
>>150863136The movies suck Bakugou's dick twice as hard to make up for it.Friendly Reminder that Bakugou beats Deku (7 fully mastered quirks Deku) in one of the movies, he straight up outmaneuvers him and makes him look like a clown.
>>150862977Toyo was being restrained by Toriyama and the editorial
>>150863164Bakugo won those rankings before the movies even existed anyways.
>>150863067How? There's no way some old couple from Kansas could manage to cut Kryptonian foreskin
>>150863119Post funny popularity rankings
>>150863183Rance topping Hentai Game protagonist starts so often that the magazine doing the polling had to ban men from the poll
>>150863089>Still haven't done a Mechagodzilla Megazord that uses the Noriyoshi Ohrai design
>>150863183And to think... He has no more focus in the upcoming movies lol
>>150863047godzilla didn't kill hulk in the crossover however
>>150863074Pokefags have to latch onto the "Wargreymon defeated Zeed" thing because it's the only anti feat they can come up with. Then you watch Arceus in his own movie and realize he would die even faster to the same attack
>>150863245Honestly it was surprising that they made sure you knew he was safe considering how the comic treated other characters.
>>150863047But Godzilla didn't kill Hulk
>>150860690>>150860702>>150860713Hot damn, these are mostly terrible
>>150860415I’m suck a fucking dork that I listen to Brazilian phonk music over manga edits, but they have a lot of views sometimes I’m not even Brazilian
>>150863153Cause it's Godzilla Kills the Marvel Universe. If you think it's cannon that everyone died in the 80's then you might be retarded.
>>150863443Name your favourite matchups, do it pussy
Say something nice about our next champion island loser.
>>150863471Goku vs Superman 4
>>150863560She is hot and I like when they draw her friend fat.
Dantefags are lucky they got away with the win against BayonettaIt's going to be so funny when DB overinflates the DMC world, just for them to admit Clive still turbostomps.
>>150862977SUCCESSORtaro was held back by the editors and Toriyama. He is a fan of Marvel and Kingdom Hearts besides CHADgon CHAD and you can see the powerscaling autism when Toyo created Sealas for Heroes.
>>150863615This is karma biting them in the ass. I hope they make a comment about how they were dead wrong about Bayonetta to make Dante a 0-2 loser.
>bayomelta
>>150860969Good fight and choreography. Voices from either character weren't what I expcted, but overall were fine. Dialogue was typical memberberries "Ian Flynn writing" tier sloppa. Had a feeling Buffy would win since she appeared in more stuff, but I didn't know it would be that much of a stomp, considering Blade is a Marvel character after all goes to show Marve; neer had a clue of what to do with the guy
>>bayomelta
>>1508634681.) It's Godzilla destroy Marvel2.) Godzilla hasn't killed anyone aside from that 1 celestial and future Johnny Storm.
>>150862600Because of Shin's stupid "eeehhh, they shook the whole universe while fighting! I-if they do it again, then everything will be destroyed"and the DBfags were ELATED to hear that shit, because it "proved true" all the crackpot shit they were boasting about for Goku for years.
I’m SCARED of having sex
>KINGte after going 2-0 and causing another decade of seethe
>>150863703>Obeying Warner/Legendary's no-kill mandate instead of Toho's Godzillawinslol rule
Post Dante destroying a planet :)
>>150863736>Clive: Do that faggy dance or else you're not getting a respectful death.
>>150863736Clive got EVAPORATED from this dance
>>150863471El Santo vs The Undertaker
>Dantesissies: Sorry Bayofags. Even though Bayonetta can destroy planets Dante still wins because Dante killed Mundus and he created a universe!>Bayobros: Really? Because Kamiya said he just launched a temple into space. I don't think there's anything that makes Dante Universal.>Dantesissies: ... SHUT UP DANTE IS REALLY WACKY CRAZY AND REDDIT LOVES HIM! DIDN'T YOU SEE HOW GA- I MEAN FUNNY HE LOOKED WITH THAT HAT??
>>150863801wtf? My verse just got atomized at the sight of these 3 BEASTS...
>>150863617He has nothing to do with the writing of that character though. He designed him for the arcade game with minimal story. Then the promo anime did it's own thing with him.
Post Bayonetta surviving a motorcycle accident.
>>150863818Do this first >>150863746
>>150863801LoreKINGS... ScalingCHADS...StatementGODS...
Watch out Clive...you're up against a guy who was put in a month long coma over a sub-wall level attack.
>>150863801Easy prey
>>150863873Ryona fodder. YUM!!!
Your favorite character would NOT tank this.
>>150863873Samus is for Alucard. It HAS to happen. Im sorry.
>>150863795Bayo's a glass cannon and LOST
>>150863890These guns are so powerful that Dante could kill the player if he wanted to btw
>>150863890
>>150863910Supermanbros we job to bullets...
>>150863910I’m so brainfucked that I thought this video would be AI
>>150863979post the crocodile eating supersonic one
Post Bayonetta tanking a BBC
>>150860244Which game is this?
>CHADnic out of NOWHERE
>>150863980Here's Al Superman..
>>150863983
Can someone post the edit of this with Ben 10? I lost it when I cleaned my computer out.
>>150863979
>>150864026Hal couldn't have saved him?
>>150864045It was revealed later that he didn't feel like it.
>>150864045Fewer little boys around means more little girls for him
>>150864045I haven't read the story but it looks old so Hal could have likely just not had enough juice in his ring. He would have had to break the ship and make a bubble large enough for the three of them to breath. Hal would then need to have the bubble move at light speed to the nearest planet. If Hal didnt have enough juice he would have died along with Dorine and the child in space. Im assuming hes low because why else would he even be in a space ship? He can just make one with his ring and it would likely move faster than the ship they have. Again I think his ring was just low.
>>150863178Jor El ate it before he was sent to Earth.
>>150864084Kryptonian Jesus died on the Kryptonite cross so Kryptonians wouldnt have to do that. Try again.
>>150860291This scene was season 2, she got the scythe at the end of season 7 and her more absurd feats occurred during the comics which came after the show and didnt require live actors.
>Bulma's parents are canonical swingers>Bulma herself is gigantic slut that sleeps around before settling for angry balding manlet>Goku got pressured into a marriage without his informed consent>Krillin is gigaincel that turned a sex doll into living woman to wife herPeople shit on Kratos for the whole better man meme and cuckpost about capecomics, but lets be real its not like anime/manga has any better family models
>>150864075Sorry but I prefer the interpretation that he didn't feel like it
leaked footage of Yugi after his Death Battle with Ashhttps://youtu.be/lfOHYllWQpw?si=CVz-fAOSr19gcL1t
>>150864120Dragon Ball doesn't preach to you that you're supposed to be a better man and how to live your life
>>150864128>a single clipLmaoWhat will actually happen is DB gets to join this video. Hey, maybe it'll reach number one!
>>150864154https://youtu.be/RYmBYpJosyQ?si=oA4-Vi8eP5fIopvz
>>150864123Kek thats fine. I haven't actually read the story so you could be right. Im just going based on the little I know about Hal. If his Ring was at full charge he would have likely just made a giant bubble that would then turn into a plane. I like that the ring runs out of juice. Situations like this must feel shitty for Hal. He could have saved the kid if hes dumbass ring was charged. That would fuck me up bad. Hal going crazy later makes alot more sense if this is the kinda shit he was experiencing on the regular. (I know it was something gay yellow bug controlling Hal but that was more or less a retcon to make Hal not evil at the end)
SHITnetta lost to CHADte.
If cell was disqualified due to ring out would he actually accept the loss and give up?
>>150863873BBC fodder. YUMAROO!
>>150864161I wish the games did the Pokémon league. Seems more fun than just fighting the elite 4. The fights could even be randomized so you cant just go in with that one Pokémon that hard counters all the Elite 4.
>>150864075I feel like despite it being old he should been like “nah fuck my limits, I’ll move past those and save this child anyway”
>>150864173...on planet retard.
>>150864177Yes, its why he even bothered announcing the removal of the rule. Cell would NEVER break the rules. Hes evil but not a monster.
>>150864173K,B,C
Goku lost to Superman (3 times, KWAB)Bayonette lost to DanteTifa lost to YangGaara lost to TophAsura lost to KratosClive WILL lose to KINGte as well>b-but muh Dissidia scalingDidn't save Tifa, won't save Clive
>>150864109There is no Kryptonian Jesus bro, Krypton being destroyed is the most obvious holocaust allegory ever.
>>150864229Not anymore because the Kryptonian Hebrews killed him and blamed it on the Kryptonian Romans. Kryptonian Jesus died so Kryptonian's could live without the burden of the original Kryptonian sin. (Kryptonian Eve eating the Kryptonian forbidden fruit. )
>KO!>Boomstick: Yeeeah, this outcome makes much more sense!>Wiz: We at Death Battle would like to apologize for getting our calculations wrong the first time. >Boomstick: Our biggest argument was that Bayonetta was still just a human but even then she was blowing up freaking planets with no effort! >Wiz: Bayonetta has proven time and time again that she's durable enough to get stabbed, beaten, tied up, and punched by angels or demons stronger than Dante has faced.>Boomstick: And with Witch Time the fight was over in mere seconds! Even in Dante's strongest form he got knocked out by a dismissive swipe. This fight was no issue for Bayonetta>Wiz: Bayonetta's superior arsenal, hundreds of years of combat experience and vast strength over Dante made it clear who was winning this match.>Boomstick: Turns out devils ALWAYS cry.>Wiz: The winner is Bayonetta
>>150864229If Krypton being destroyed was equivalent to the holocaust, then is Freeza's destruction of Planet Bejita also a holocaust allegory?
Meanwhile in CANON Battle...
>>150863998Asura’s Wrath.
>>150864216>Didn't save Tifa, won't save CliveBased
>>150864229This. It's not even deep lore
Just because Dante is slower than a 15 MPH van, gets put into a coma after being thrown through a wall, can't destroy anything bigger than himself, gets killed by a taser, has to run away from a small island exploding has to run away from a room collapsing on him doesn't mean he can't kill walking god killers who can tank planetary attacksDante is actually immeasurably fast! That's why it took him several days to walk across a town that is a few blocks!
On the one hand>less known character pulls an upset>person returning from original controversial battle tends to lose>Clive actually should winOn the other>DMCfags will piss and shit and kill themselves like they did for Vergil vs Sephiroth>Dante losing to a 2-0 when other characters like Omni Man got it would be a huge insult>Dante losing when both Kektos and Doomgayer won this year would be an incomprehensible insult
>>150864304>DoomslayerThey didn't even use lore wank on him. What are you talking about?
>Kratos is 1-1>Doom Slayer is 1-1>Dante is 1-0Dantebros... I don't like where this is going...
>>150864330Dante should be 0-2. Give him a rematch against Bayonetta to invalidate the first match
>>150864274Nah its an allegory for loan sharks abusing retards in Japan to do their dirty work then the loan Sharks killing said retards later on. Was apparently a huge probelm in Japan in the 80s. Its what Freeza as a concept is based on.
>>150864275I actually thought the animation for Dante vs. Bayonetta was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.Even if you disagree about Bayo losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Dante to take little damage. It also put Dante in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Bayonetta, and let Dante show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Bayo, he was TEACHING Bayo. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Dante would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Dante reunite with his mother, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that bullet.I haven't played Bayo's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a playthrough!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big DMC fan I thought they did Dante justice and from what I saw they treated Bayonetta with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?
>>150864363KEK
>>150864338>DODGING Kamen Rider
>>150864399Drakkon solos
Bayonetta lost to Dante and no amount of seething will change this fact.
Dante CANONICALLY lost to Bayonetta, Clive, Travis Touchdown, Leon Kennedy, Panty, Ryuko, Gene, Ryu, Alucard, Hellboy, and Viewtiful Joe and no amount of seething will change this canon fact.
Bomberman lost to Dig Dug and no amount of seething will change this fact.
Hulk lost to Doomsday and no amount of seething will change this fact.
>>150864454
Hate lost to Love and no amount of seething will change this fact.
Dante's funny pizza moments are really heckin wholesome! I don't care if he's weaker than your average human. He should still win! Nobody even knows who Clive is! Clive would probably lose if Dante got MVC and SMT scaling. Whatever, Death Battle is just a rage bait show anyway. They never have accurate stats and just pick whatever would get the most people mad. Maybe they can give Vergil the win in his rematch against Sephiroth.
Asura lost to Kratos and no amount of seething will change this fact.
>>150864470>Death Battle is just a rage bait show anyway.This is true tho
Tifa lost to Yang and no amount of seething will change this fact
Majinn Buu lost to Kirby and no amount of seething will change this fact.
Goku lost to Superman and no amount of seething will change this fact
>>150864476I know, that's why I said it. Dante losing a fan fiction won't keep me up at night for the rest of my life! DMC sold more than whatever final fantasy Clive is in so in reality, Dante won!
TWP lost to BBC and no amount of seething will change this fact
>>150863890https://youtube.com/watch?v=LdMCVDGOdUc&pp=ygUMS2lsbGluZyBtb29u
Sonic lost to Mario and no amount of seething will change this fact.
Nightmare lost to Guts and no amount of seething will change this fact
Red lost to Tai and no amount of seething will change this fact
>>150864501Didn't Sonic beat Mario? Tails also beat Luigi.
Death Battle is canon when I like the outcome
>>150864511Yeah but nintendo söys wanted a gimme win
>>150864515Goku vs Superman 1-3 isnt canon btw.
Death Battle is canon. End of the story.
>>150864511Canon. The "rematch" was a pity win just to appease the nintendrones who were upset at seeing their hero die.
Hey guys whatsup?
>>150864501Tick tock ImperiumFAGS
>>150864530Tails still beats Luigi no matter what. No amount of seething can change that.
>>150864511>same fight where Super Sonic was shown RUNNING like a BITCH once Mario used the mega mushroomAt least one thing about that animation was true to the games lol
>>150864548Post Tails killing anything stronger than Chaos 4.
>>150864548Post tails surviving a black hole
Should the Imperium of Man fight the Galactic Empire of get solo'd by KINGkara
>>150864545How does this happen to someone's skin?
>>150864583Grease
>>150864562>Tails TANKED IT>Decided to defy the game's logic and fly over the pillar that just killed Sonic
>>150864583Being brown
First preview is up Sunday right?
>>150864568He killed Luigi. Are you saying Luigi is weaker than Chaos 4? Pathetic.
>>150864568NO AMOUNT OF SEETHING WILL CHANGE IT
>>150864595Not this sunday, the next one.
>mention Sonic once>immediately sent at least 3 different retards into a copium frenzySad! Why are PHONYcRATS so insecure?
Tails beat Luigi lol
>>150864631Thanks, forgot how the scheduling works now that we're back to normal
Apologize to white women.Now.
Post Mario destroying a moon
>>150864636Goku could not have done that. I mean that much I do know.
...
>>150864653Correct
>>150864673Correct, Goku could not have been knocked out after that
>>150864687The same goku that needed to go SSJ4 to lift up a building?
>>150864681Why does Mario die when he falls into a black hole in Mario Galaxy?
>>150864673Mr Frog could
>>150864710Because he didn't have an entire army of aliens to save him.
>Correct, Goku could not have been knocked out after that
My hero literally has zero anti-feats
>>150864710Black Hole in Mario Party is more of a Worm Hole that teleports Mario to another part of space. Its why he goes flying by from a random direction. The balck holes in Galaxy act more like shredders and destroy anything that go inside of them. Nothing really surpised there are different kinds of blacm holes in Mario.
>>150864725Damn he's not just hurt, but in AGONIZING PAIN
>>150864734
Goku loses to Sonic and no amount of seething will change this fact.
>>150864725I'm positive there are gokufags that overexaggerate goku's capabilities because these mother fuckers actually think he could wipe the floor with characters like anti-monitor or galactus.
>>150864750They've been like this since before DBS
>>150864734 (me) CliveGOD btw
>>150864743My lie detector just scanned this post...dead silence.
It's lonely being at the top
>>150864734Indeed.
My hero is manly and powerful but he's still a bottom in bed...
Yep, that's a perfectly normal thing to have saved onto your computer
Really dude
>>150864773NOOO PLEASE DONT DUMP THAT NASTY AGED PLUMBER SEED IN ME!!
>>150864725Goku had his ki shield broken By Broly. Broly is also using his own ki the amplify the damage being done to Goku here. You can see his glow vanish when he firet hits the ground. Thats his ki shield going away. Broly reversed Goku's ki bind on him and was able to devastate him. Didn't Broly also beat Hulk?
>>150862508>alwayslies
>>150864778His anti-feat is not using his infinite speed to catch this bowl of beans.
>>150864803
>saving rape porn just to try and win an argument about powerscalingWhy
Lightning would beat Goku
My love for my Hero fucking their victim? It's over 9000!
>>150864833
>>150864855I know right? Somethings not clicking about his show design
>>150862789>Team Wiz job so hard the most obvious first boot for Team Boomstick makes it to the merge
The easiest way to tell if someone is mind broken is if they resort to posting gay porn out of spite
>saving rape porn just to try and win an argumentBased.
>>150864861>>150864861MIGRATE!!!
>The easiest way to tell if someone is mind broken is if they resort to posting gay porn out of spite
>>150864877You win arguments with words, not disgusting art.
>>150864832GT SSJ4 Goku's body automatically adapts to any technique and he's already adapted to omega Shenron's dragon lightning. So normal lightning would just power Goku up.
>>150863183the only times Bobobo ever gets #1 in the popularity polls are when he's the only option available the highest he's ever gotten in the normal popularity polls was 3rd place Don Patch has always been #1
>>150860161Shouldn't Megazord be like 3 times larger than anything in Gundam?
>>150862525where's this from
>>150864938Yeah but Zechs still won. (And yes, they were correctly sized during the battle)
>>150862048>it's mainline!!!>Not current Hulk, Thor, Dr. Strange, Ant-Man, Wasp, Wolverine...Uh-huh.
>>150860291Why does Blade use guns? Why does Spawn? Same answer. Hell, why does Dante use Lady's Kalina Ann in 3 as if it's better than his regular guns using demon energy?
>>150860338>And the worse thing about deathbattle is that the episodes are never consistent with each other.>Show based on research (ie opinions) of characters >The episodes of using the same character are years apart when opinions have changed immenselyAre you stupid? You want them to keep the same info for Leonardo as in season 1?