Sadly the last storytime was impaired by another tantrum of the famous Polish child molester, Gwenschizo, and frankly I've vowed to just continue any thread he spams to its bump limit, both for the sake of the people who still want to read the storytime and to perhaps one day impress upon our local pedophile the futility of his actions.https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/150847593/#150847593
>>150861650Why DO the jannies allow a single developmentally delayed child molester to run unattended in these threads? You'd think they'd have done the needful ages ago instead of expecting us to babysit the rancid faggot.
>>150861650Where did this fanart come from?
>>150861700I do not know, but I do like it.
>>150861650I don't even follow these threads but you seem to be obsessed with Polish people. Are you autistic by chance
>>150862068I don't know, ask the Polish dipshit obsessed with Spider-Man threads.
>>150861650what is it about Gwen Stacy that so enchants the Polish? Is it a cultural failing, or a genetic flaw?
>>150862141It's not the Polish she attracts.It's the child molesters.
>>150861650>reads the linked storytimeAbsolutely nothing happened.
>>150862160erm, we saw more of fan favorite character, captain katsugi!
>>150861700>fanartclueless
>Its another we are ruining Peter's relationship with his friends for no reasonThis reminds me of a comment from Alan Moore about Spider-man in the 80s. He said something like Spider-man is all about having a new GF, fight fight fight, get worried about new GF, drop new GF, rinse and repeat.So basically, in 40 years of history, the Spider-editorial learned nothing, wild.
>>150862557What’s there to ruin, anyways?
>>150863717It’s why he really doesn’t need to come back from space. He’s better off and they’re better off too.
>>150862557Peter has been ruining his relationships with his friends for decades by himself. He's in this position because he couldn't handle his life crashing down around him and instead of talking to anyone he avoided people. That was like half the 8 deaths arc and he still learned nothing from it.
>>150863835Not Peter. The editors. Big difference. And they were pretending everything is fine and things are great before mean old Hellgate ruined it again but the truth is the only people he’s vaguely still close to are Shay, Randy, and May.
>>150863904is he really even close to any of them at this point? May thinks he's on his third coke-fueled bender because of her friend putting ideas in her head Shay has been...... somewhere Randy is is probably what she's getting since they're not exclusive The only support he has in his life is Felicia still
>>150863919Felicia’s also busy with her own ongoing and so is MJ. And I did say “vaguely.” He really had no reason to come back to Earth, either as Peter or as Spider-Man. He has Chasm and the Green Goblin running around and keeping so busy trying to copy him that they don’t have the time to relapse back into villainy. The moment he comes back, that goes out the window.
This nigger would be the easiest thing in the world to ban.He routinely breaks numerous rules at once, he's not intelligent enough to shitpost creatively or to not immediately play his hand and reveal it's him.He can barely speak English (did you know I once caught a ban for "not speaking English-only" because I recited lyrics of a European song? His babble is barely comprehensible but he gets a pass somehow.)At this point it's pure malice on mods' part to ignore this cancer.
>>150864171Sometimes he fucks up and posts exclusively in Polish. He’s definitely being coddled by the mods. Maybe sexual favors are involved, because what else does he have to offer?
>>150864392The good news is, he lowers the bar for everyone. I have never once eaten a ban for fucking with him the way he ineptly tries to fuck with everyone else. If he’s going to keep on insisting on parking his fat ass here and expecting every other anon to wipe it, then he’s going to be here regardless of what you do or don’t do. He’s going to do the same thing anyways. So you might as well get what entertainment out of the faggot that you can, as every time shows it’s basically a blank check for everyone to get to pretend /co/ is /b/ for a little while.
Less coddling and more just the nature of 4chan these days You need a troll like him to keep post count up to seem like threads are hitting a post rate mods and advertisers are happy with
>>150863835>Peter has been ruining his relationships with his friends for decades by himself.You do know he is a fictional character, and his decisions are the writers' decisions, right?
>>150864428In which case, I have no idea why people get so high and might about a jannie approved retard. He's just here to be slapped around. So slap him.
>>150864787If you think about it the entire trajectory of Spider-Man comics is seeing failed writers consistently lose to their own inner demons.
>>150864392>He’s definitely being coddled by the mods.Nah, theres another Stellar Blade polish schizo in /v/ who keeps spamming his images despite getting banned all the time.
>>150865624It's always a Polish person, isn't it? Can't talk. Can't write. Can barely think.
>>150861650I just want to get back to space shit, fuck this dead gay Earth. Kelly screwed up, he overestimated how little there is on Earth left for Peter or the audience to care about.
>>150866147Also I wanted to put out there that the "Spider-Family" forbade Norman from putting on the costume and then did nothing to stop a supervillain attack that was trying to kill him and had a bunch of other civilians as collateral damage. So they're just overly demanding and utterly useless.
>>150866147lolI think the space stuff is pretty cringe and Spider-Norman is more interesting
>>150866147I understand if some aspects do not appeal to you but I’m invested in the opposite direction. I really want Peter to hurry up and get back to Earth. The space arc is cool, and I'm glad he is regaining his spine, but it's frustrating to wait for the Earth plot since that's the part I care about most.
>>150866229I just have no interest in a good guy Norman Osborn. Kelly's run is just a soft reboot of Zeb's run after the latter so thoroughly shat its own bed.
>>150866286Who cares? Earth is doing fine. Nobody noticed or particularly cares that he's gone, Ben is doing just fine as Peter Parker and Norman Osborn is doing fine as Spider-Man. He's basically kept two potential supervillains in check by having them scrambling around to copy him. The moment he comes back? They're going to revert to being antagonists, because the story won't need to have them cover for him anymore. Coming back screws all three of them over.The responsible thing is actually just to walk away. It is for the greater good.
Norman/Ghost Gwen would unironically be an interesting relationship. Especially if you go for the "is she actually haunting him or is Norman just hallucinating the whole thing" angle.
>>150861650What I want to know is, where the heck is Paul? Surely Nick Lowe wouldn't have forgotten his golden child, and is already cooking plans for him to rape some respect in Dylan???
>>150866440Can you imagine the shitstorm if Marvel actually made Paul raping Dylan canon? Like Joker 2 all over again.
>>150866423Gwen also instinctively craves Norman's dick, even beyond the grave. It'll be like the ghost blowjob scene in Ghostbusters.
>>150866508It's the only chance Paul has. Either he fights, or he dies. It's the only way he can save himself from the chopping block.
>>150866525If Paul rapes Dylan, Gwenschizo will like him again.
>>150866321Peter Parker staying gone would be a mistake. He has responsibilities. He has people who care about him and it's dishonest to say no one noticed his absence when its been discussed and even those not aware that Spider-Man and Pete are the same person notice the personality differences in Peter. Acting like Ben and Norman are doing fine without him is a joke when they are barely holding it together and we're about to see a guy go fungus man because Ben as is doesn't have the same level of empathy as Peter.Even Janine is starting to worry Ben is getting too deep in the mask. Meanwhile Norman is talking like he's Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs and clinging to the idea of redemption without actually facing the consequences of his past. Saying Peter’s absence is helping them is wrong. It is just delaying the fallout. They were never supposed to carry what Peter built. If they collapse when he comes back, that is their problem. That is not a reason for Peter to stay gone.The “greater good” argument is a weak excuse. It is a way to avoid doing anything. Peter Parker should not avoid responsibility. He faces it instead of sitting back and hoping others figure it out. Walking away is selfish, lazy, and wrong.If Peter’s return makes things harder, then good. This situation is not sustainable. That means the story actually moves forward and people stop pretending to be what they aren't.
I want a Red Band Spider-Norman mini-series. Readers need to see why the Spider-Family has every reason to keep Norman out of the suit. He doesn’t kill, but he’s nowhere near friendly.
>>150862160What do people mean when they say 'nothing happened'?
>>150867224>Nothing happens.>What could this possibly mean?What?
>>150867224Literally nothing happened. The issue ended where it already began.
>>150861650>Marvel kills off Peter's Cousin Greg Reilly.>No one cares.WTF is Cousin Greg? Is that some BND slop character like Peter's three hot cousins that came to visit once and were then never seen again?
>>150867403Peter isn’t even related to Greg. He has no connection to the Reilly family. She’s his uncle’s wife’s relative.I think it’s odd because my Spider-Man fic has a bit character named Greg. And I referred to the Venom Symbiote as Symbie months before a thing with a new Symbiote named Symbie showed up.Guys I think I might be Joe Kelly.
>>150867462Holy Balls...you suck, Joe Kelly!
Weird how the schizo is deliberately avoiding a thread that calls him out directly. Polish people are a superstitious and cowardly lot.
>>150867347I’m asking because I don’t agree that nothing happened in this issue. From my point of view, there were plot developments, so I’m trying to understand what others are basing that take on without dismissing their opinion outright.>>150867397Then I disagree with the take.
>>150867470Yes, I do.
>>150867403Nah, he just exist to make Peter look bad.
>>150867510>Plot Developments.There were no plot developments, that goes against ASM's core ethos 2007 onwards. There is the illusion of things happening, sure, but none of it matters and it will be reset to factory settings in time for the next writer.
>>150867510>From my point of view, there were plot developmentsThe only development is that Hobgonlin is revealed to be one of the guys trying to kill Norman. Which, was honestly already a given?Otherwise we’re right back where we started, just slightly more informed at most.
>>150867539Pretty much the ONLY thing that suck across Spencer, Zeb, and Kelly is a good guy Norman Osborn. Because that’s Lowe’s fixation. Unless Paul gets retooled as Torment or something he’s basically in hospice and never going to do anything beyond show up to get dunked on.
>>150867568Exactly, ASM is the comic book version of being on life support. You aren't dead but nor are you truly alive.
I can't believe Stan Lee making up the "illusion of change" on the spot due to the backlash of Gwen's death would lead us here.
>>150867588He couldn't have forseen that a bunch of fat retards would take over in the late 90's/early 2000's and set everything he worked to create on fire because it wasn't like it was when they were fat twelve year olds.
Kraven's impersonated Spidey, Prowler impersonated Spidey, Otto impersonated Spidey, Norman's impersonated Spidey, all those fuckng clones impersonated Spidey, which villain is going to impersonate Spidey next, Scorpion?
>>150867624I blame the Polish.>>150867633Scorpion already impersonated him during Reign and Dark Avengers.
>>150867712As do I. The Polish were clearly plotting this for some time.
>>150867760Now they have it, they don’t know what to do anymore. Paul is slipping through their fingers like so many grains of sand. Unless they convince Marvel to let him rape Dylan, decades of work is going up in smoke in front of their eyes.
>>150867633>Jonah sees something in the air above him>Gets lower and sees the red and blues>”He flies now?”>Divebombs him and rushes past letting the vorpal winds cut some of his clothing>Full figure shot of what can only be Vulture wearing a homemade Spidey suit>”He flies now!”
>>150867633>>150867712Otto impersonating Peter was honestly Otto at his most pathetic and cucked rather than triumphant. His grand master plan was to sell out and throw away everything about himself in order to just be an imitation of the guy he hates the most. And the funniest thing, the most pathetic thing, is that it worked. He was legitimately happier and better off as a ripoff of the guy he hates than he ever did being himself. He’s worthless if he’s not a copy of Peter and he knows it.
>>150867544Sigh. There was a lot of setup in this issue. Janine’s frustration keeps boiling over, Ben finds out Norman’s a fake Spider-Man, Brian Nehring realizes he either locks the hell in or gets fired, Norman gets called out by Dr. Osmani-Milton for stalking her employee, the Spider-Family decides Norman can’t be Spider-Man after initially being open to him, and we get hints that something might be medically wrong with Aunt May, etc. All of that is setup, and yes, it absolutely counts as plot development.
>>150868022None of it matters, it won't go anywhere and will be undone once Kelly is gone. There is no plot to develop. Nothing happened.
>>150861650This kind of meta writing is so obnoxious. Might as well draw the writer in Gwen Stacy cosplay looking directly at the reader while saying all of this.
Not sure how to feel about how Ben and the others keep calling Norman Virgil Osborn “Normie.” That nickname feels like it should be limited to Norman Harold Osborn, Peter’s godson, in text.
I would like to thank that one guy for burning marywhorekek into my subconscious.
>>150861650Well, at least she admits it
>>150868022>we get hints that something might be medically wrong with Aunt MayShe got her labs done and so far there’s nothing to report. She’s immortal, they need to keep her around for OMD. Don’t worry anon. Not only has nothing happened, nothing ever will happen.
>>150867224The people who hate ASM will hate it no matter what happens, any excuses they concoct are meaningless shitposts. >>150867633I fucking hope so, Mac as Venom was fucking kino.
>>150868112Anon, that’s gotta be one of the most defeatist take I’ve ever seen slither out of a comment section. You think just because the story might get reset later that nothing happening right now counts? That’s not how narrative works. Setup IS plot development. That’s not up for debate, it’s basic story structure. What’s happening right now is plot movement. Writers don’t cram character tension and narrative setup into an issue unless they’re building toward something. Yeah, comics reset sometimes but even if it does get reset later, the emotional stakes and character development still happened. Serialized storytelling is about the journey and if you think the only thing that matters is permanent universe-altering events, then you’re missing the entire point. You can’t hand-wave everything away as nothing because you’re bitter about editorial trends.
>>150868748>Might.There is no "might", it will be undone, anon. That's how this works. The "stories" have no progression, are rehashes of earlier work and have zero value. It's cookie cutter slop. None of it matters and pretending otherwise is foolish.
>>150861650Make Eddie a supporting cast member already
>>150868824That’s not analysis, that’s giving up before you even open the damn book. You’re not offering critique, you’re parroting a defeatist slogan. You don’t need every arc to rewrite the entire canon to make it matter. What you need is characters making decisions, dealing with fallout, and driving the narrative forward. Which is exactly what’s happening right now. It’s not foolish to care. What’s actually foolish is lurking on a board for a series you clearly don’t enjoy, acting like you’re above it all, while refusing to engage with the actual content.
>>150869044He makes too much money as a protagonist to be anyone's supporting character.
>>150869064>It's defeatist not to care about the most mediocre, cookie cutter slop.Nothing happened, anon. You are deluding yourself into believing there is a story when there is none.May won't die of cancer, Norman will stop being Spider-Man and Peter will make it back to Earth to fight Heavensword or whatever his name is again just in time for the oversized #1000 issue of the book where nothing happens.
>>150869079He’s in New Avengers where he barely does anything.
>>150869132Uh. Duh? Predicting that things will be undone like Norman stepping down or Peter coming back does not mean the story is worthless. It affects how readers see these characters, how they evolve, how future stories build on the situation they’re in and doesn’t magically erase the tension, the drama, or the emotional fallout happening in the present.
>>150869312>Tension.>Drama.None of that matters when going back to the Status Quo is already a forgone conclusion, thus rendering such things hollow and meaningless.Caring about anything that happens in ASM is an exercise in futility.
>>150869254He'll get another series. It's only a matter of time.
>>150869064Not that anon but what's giving up before you even open the damn book is actually not using critical thinking skills to see that the book isn't worth your money/time given the past 20 years and also just shutting up in a corner and never criticizing slop. Anons have read that slop enough to tell that editorial and company mandates are in place to force writers to write for the trade (decompression) and that all the toys are put back in the box with no lasting growth. This combines into Lowe's mantra, "Nothing Ever Happens" that he picked up from BND crew, Quesadilla, and 00's Marvel fags. So yeah that shit continues and it will continue until they get ousted or humiliated. Schooling anons and fags getting into comics is doing them a service so that they don't pay these companies for this slop and that mindset doesn't infect other mediums/companies.Gatekeeping can be a real bitch and the same points being repeated ad nauseum is boring but guess what? Media being reduced to slop is worse.
>>150869415No. That is not how stories work. You are not making some brilliant point. You are posting a I'm just meme and congratulating yourself for deciding nothing matters so you can stop caring. That is not insight. That is just giving up and pretending it makes you smarter than those that still care.If you want to disengage, fine. Nobody's stopping you. But do not act like that makes you right. It just means you bailed and now you're trying to frame it as wisdom.
>>150869604>Bailed.>On a worthless comic book.You are saying that like it's a bad thing, but it isn't.
>>150869511Yeah, you're not wrong to be pissed off. Editorial mandates, decompression, and the whole put-the-toys-back-in-the-box routine have at times absolutely gutted ASM into a slow, repetitive sludge pile, the Wells run comes to mind. When stories are written to pad out trades instead of serving readers, when character growth gets reset every arc to keep the brand sanitized and marketable, it is completely fair to ask if your time and money are being flushed down the shitter.But calling it slop and chasing off new readers like you are the last crusty gatekeeper of taste is not helping. Criticism matters. Calling out the patterns, dragging editorial nonsense into the light, demanding better stories is how you actually push back. If your whole thing is torching the book and mocking anyone who still finds value in it, you are not educating anyone. You are just getting written off as a bitter hater who pretends that your bitterness is offers you a special kind of insight by the nubes. Sadly it helps no one. Not even you.Media being reduced to slop is a real problem. But treating every reader who disagrees with you like a clueless dumbass is not the fix. If you want to push back against the system, then do it with some damn clarity. Show people how to spot lazy writing. Teach them what good storytelling looks like. Help them expect more. If a writer puts in the effort and delivers something worth reading, then give them credit. Even if the plot is not exactly your thing, acknowledge when the craft is there. When the characters feel real. When the stakes hit. When the story moves. That is how you raise the bar.You do not protect the medium by dunking on everything and everyone. You protect it by recognizing when someone actually gives a damn and puts in the work. You call out the lazy garbage, but you also celebrate the stuff that tries. In my opinion, that is how a reader pushes comics to be better.
>>150869079Venom does, not eddie
>>150862160I'm just waiting for more Peter in space.
>>150866321Felicia noticed. To where she was the first to realize something was wrong and sought out Ben for answers.
>>150869771if you dropped a comic because it wasn’t working for you, good. That’s fine. That’s actually smart. you’re not required to keep reading something that doesn’t meet your standards. Nobody’s gonna chase you down with a pitchfork for deciding your time and money are better spent elsewhere.But if you’re still posting about it, still reacting to every new issue, still jumping into threads to say “nothing happened,” then you haven’t bailed. It makes it look like you've got a tragic form of comicbook Stockholm syndrome, anon.
>>150869876Ok then the latest issue displays how having only Amazing have the capacity to cause plot developments in the characters lives within the spider-verse bubble that Marvel now silos all of their characters into like the Avengers or X-Men means that when books don't do well with that fewer page count means we get issues like this one which has too many characters going on and not enough time for each development to have a different way of occurring. Sometimes that variety means more time spent on one thing. And Spider-Man has always had issues where it juggles multiple things at once. Not all the time but a lot. The shit with Norman and the spider-expies, and Janine and Ben on top of that means this whole set up has taken way longer than it should have and it is also split again in focus with Peter in space. Joe Kelly writes milquetoast scenes that are ok and somewhat in character for all of them but it has no real bite to it because there is a lack of rapport being built between the characters and the audience. Too little time to be spread out between many different avenues. It also doesn't help that all big 2 books except for AMM and some other niche books have uninteresting layouts and action that is standard poses and nothing with real impact. At least Transformers delivers on some of that.There that's some specific criticism that you want. Other times expect bog standard criticism that is still true because not everyone is willing to effortpost like you and I. Plus 4chan is where you expect people to troll and also say crazy shit to bait attention and yeah it gets tiring, but hey you responded to my post. I dunked on faggots who deserve it and you wanted to question me. I respect that but also they deserve to get dunked on more only when it calls for it.
>>150861671Why the fuck do you care. The same jannys that let him shit up the place let you shit it up too
>>150861700Amazing Spider-Man #1000
>>150869876>that is how a reader pushes comics to be better.20yrs of ASM have proven that readers cannot push comics to be better
>>150868434Here is she is doing it with her lover paul
>>150872051>The Polish Pedophile is back with his retarded fanfiction.Snap!
>>150872067calm down it's not my fault they made her a cheater go blame editoral for that.
>>150872051Also, that's a picture of Gwen getting fucked by Norman Osborn.
>>150872096Sins past is forever non-canon thank to spencer
>>150872379>More fanfiction.Gwen fucking Norman is canon, fanfiction is not.
>>150871356Yes but I'm cool and funny and have a big dick while he is retarded yet boring and also a child rapist.
>>150862557
>>150872051Hey, since you tried to spam this thread I'm going to make a new one right after this one hits 500 posts again.
>>150872405Peter and MJ marriage is fanfiction since mephisto is the cause of Gwen's death due to the deal he made with norman made since that lead him to become the green goblin.
>>150872522I only posted a single pic calm down man.
>>150872051If a man's still wearing a shirt in bed, he’s ashamed of his body.
>>150872552Nope. You were a dick.
>>150872634Calm the fuck dowm.
>>150872663You insulted the Transformers. I can never forgive you.
>>150872763Ugh, I miss being totally consumed by Transformers. That era was actually fun. Then No Way Home dropped and my neurodivergent brain went, “Hey, remember when little you was unhinged over 616 Norman Osborn and then peaced out after Dark Reign 2?” Well guess what, dude, we’re so back. The hyperfixation has clawed its way out of the grave and Norman is somehow even even more of a disaster than you ever signed up for. Oh, and Harry? Yeah, he’s dead. Again. His soul got sold to Mephisto. Because of course It was. I wish I could go back, but my brain is holding me hostage until Norman stops taking up mental real estate.
>>150870081Venom will inevitably go back to Eddie too.
>>150873654Just like MJ will go back to Peter
I'm frustrated because none of the regular comic threads seem get traction now unless you start with a shitpost. Villain threads aren't working, no one wants to talk Hulk, certainly don't expect Spidey threads to be fun anymore
>>150873986Get the Polack pedophile to understand his place and shut the fuck up for a little while and things get pretty decent.
>>150872537>Even more schizobabble fanfiction.Your fanfiction is non-canon. This, however, is canon just like Norman and Gwen.
>>150872051>No, I..>I can't... No..Why did Paul say this? Did he say that because he mistook MJ as Dylan?
>>150868743>defends modern ASM>actually uses garbage buzzwords like kinoJust slit your throat at this point, you retarded animal.
im so glad that every spider-man thread is accompanied by a polishpedoschizo >>150862103 >>150862150 >>150864392 >>150866556 whos weirdly obsessed with talking about the gwenschizo being a predator and multiple people poorly roleplaying as said gwenschizo, who doesnt even actually show up anymore.
>>150861650norman should fuck peter's boss
>>150861650gay nigga
>>150875548that's what the reveal will be in 4 more issues he's a changed man now that he gets to fuck brown pussy
>>150875548I'm looking at their height difference between them and the way she's all aggressive with him and yeah... I kinda want that. I love watching Norman get owned by women. He’s not getting sweet little hand-holding and affirmations. he’s getting verbal daggers to the face and he’s kinda into it.
pity bump
>>150877010
>>150877273Nobody’s denying that Norman is a weasel, Anon. Believeit or not, they still hooked up.
>>150875337Read the link in the OP and realize: the fucking schizo had a six hour long tantrum in the last storytime thread and is only now lurching off in embarrassment when he realized “oh, people really can just make another thread after the last one ends and screaming about how it’s against the rules does nothing.”But no, thank YOU sitting on your fat ass while turned the linked thread into a shitshow before tut-tutting anyone who dares to pull on your favorite pedo’s ears for his horseshit afterwards.
>>150877445If he tries to spam a thread to death then the logical and reasonable solution is to make a new thread immediately after the last one hits bump limit, to make it very clear that he spent an immense amount of effort and time accomplishing nothing because someone can take ten seconds to just make a new thread. Either he spends the rest of his life patrolling /co/ 24/7 or he just slowly realizes that he can’t ban discussion just by flooding a thread or five.
>>150877556So does he seriously think that if he floods enough threads and shits his diaper heavily enough that people will just stop talking about Spider-Man forever?
Is Spider-Gwen considered a whore too?
>>150878049Yes, but not as much as the original whom she replaced.
>>150878123
>>150877943Serious opinion here, I think he and his kind wants to bully people into stopping to bring up OMD in a negative light.I don't know if this particular retard is paid for it (if I were to hire a shill. I'd probably not pay some ESL faggot. But who knows, it's Marvel.) or simply a useful idiot, but that's what Slott and co did on CBR so I wouldn't be surprised if their kind would try this here and I've seen more than enough posts that come off as rather shilly.>s-skitzoYes, but that's beside the point.
ESL faggot who admits to being a pedophile and worshipping John Wayne Gacy to boot.
>>150870815I more or less like what Amazing Spider-Man is doing right now, which is shocking considering how often this book drives me up the wall. It is loud, chaotic, and packed with ideas that feel like they were scribbled on a whiteboard during a caffeine-fueled meltdown. That is not always bad thing. I will never be a fan of the Spider-Verse but other Marvel books are also doing this crossover madness, so it is not like this one is going off the rails alone. Whether that makes the whole thing more exciting or just more exhausting depends on how much nonsense you are willing to tolerate. I am still trying to decide if I care about the big picture or if I just want the story to stop tripping over itself.The ambition is impressive until it starts punching itself in the face. You get twenty pages per issue, and somehow they are trying to cram in Norman’s Spider-Man arc, a bunch of alternate Spider-Men, Janine and Ben Reilly’s return, and Peter doing cosmic garbage. I care about most of it. I do. But yeah, none of it gets enough space to matter. The emotional stakes are buried under a pile of plot threads that keep fighting for attention.Then there are the flashbacks. They show up in multiple issues and usually take up two or three pages. Sometimes they are about Peter and Norman’s history. Sometimes they are weird acid fuelled hallucinations. Either way, they work sometimes then they'll occasionally interrupt the present-day action at the worst possible moments. Sometimes they give new meaning to scenes. Other times, they just make the issue feel even more overcrowded and confused.
>>150878611Norman turning into Spider-Man is mostly interesting(prefer gold goblin for various reasons I could get into) and also a complete mess. We get bits and pieces of his internal conflict, scattered across flashbacks and short scenes. It is not enough. This arc needs its own mini-series. Give it four to six issues. Let the story actually unfold. Let the victories and doubts hit with some weight instead of showing up like random puzzle pieces from different boxes.The tone is a mixed bag. One second Peter is cracking jokes. The next second the book is trying to be deep. Then it throws in some gross toilet humor that feels like it wandered in from a deadpool comic. These shifts are not smooth. You laugh at one panel, then the next one tries to hit you with a moral crisis that came out of nowhere. It makes the comedy feel cheap and the drama feel forced.The art is mostly solid. Pepe Larraz knows what he is doing. I do not love how he draws Peter. His face is a little too elven for my taste. But the layouts and line work keep the action moving. The problem is the fill-in artists. Nauck and McGuinness show up and suddenly the book looks different. Romita Jr’s style is flatter and blockier. It kills the momentum. A consistent visual tone would help a lot, but the release schedule makes that hard. Publishing monthly and splitting the story across two titles might have helped, but here we are.Even with all that, I am still hooked. There is something here. If they gave Norman’s arc its own space, cut down the flashbacks, and focused each issue on fewer storylines, this could be great. Right now it feels like a sampler platter with too many flavors. But the ingredients are good. The story just needs room to breathe before it suffocates under its own weight.
>>150873967*to Tony
>>150878938Tony has to have sex with Norman now, kek. He’s going to take it up the ASS better have some PREP ready.
>>150879561Tony’s definitely going to have sex with Norman Osborn now, lol.
>>150875548>>150875897>>150877010How known are Norman's crimes to the public? No way any sane woman comes near the guy, even if he acts chill now.
>>150878938I mean statistically speaking, if one were to count appearances in Iron Man without Peter, the spider-associated redhead that appears and gets mentioned the most would be Norman? He's even going to be appearing in the new series so I'd say the statement is truer of Osborn than Mary Jane.
>>150867633Lian Tang
>>150880282This is Marvel. Dating standards are different. Even heroes are war criminals, man.
>>150880282He’s going to have sex with Tony Stark, so he can’t be all that bad.
>>150881881I remember him getting sexiest man of the year in-universe during Dark Reign and wondering who the fuck he bribed or threatened to get that.
>>150882496nigga shut up you're not funny
>>150882803I wouldn't put it past one of the many secret cult he's in to rig the ballots in his favor without Norman even lifting a finger.
>>150880282A sane woman without super powers who almost got taken out by the Hobgoblin probably wouldn't talk that way about him either so signs point to something being off with her survival instincts already.
>>150878639>>150878611I appreciate the response anon. I guess where we differ is that I hate Larraz's style, Nauck and McGuinness are over the hill but tolerable with their art as they are a little wonky in perspective with their drawings looking flat like Art Adams work most of the time (all being weighed down by abysmal modern designs/costumes, except for hallow's eve), and that the ideas are interesting but because they are so executed so horribly in both our eyes, that's why I feel more justified to say it's shit and I can only shrug it off and never look at it again. Same with how Venom and MJ are being treated. They are not She-VenoMJ which is colossally disappointing and retarded and it has similar execution problems except less excuses and more willful ignorance of why I should care about symbiotes if I still don't know the extent of their powers which would explain what the stakes are. Also MJ and symbiote are written OOC and boring. Not super OOC but just not as fun as they once were and still focusing on dragging out uninteresting drama rather than actually using that drama to color in more details about the characters. Like nothing about how Venom could remind MJ of someone like Chameleon, wielding power over her through appearing as Peter? Or something with the symbiote?
>>150875548Norman doesn't deserve brown milf pussy unfortunately
>>150885280I won't be satisfied until MILF and DILF scandalize the neighborhood watch
>>150883478MJ BEING WITH TONY MEANT SHE FUCKED HIM, SO NORMAN BEING WITH TONY MEANS HE'S GONNA FUCK HIM!!!>>150885280He'll be too busy having sex with Tony Stark.
>>150885280Watch them get together only to find out the chick is evil and in League with Kingsley.
>>150877445>read the linki dont give a shit to read you spamming the thread just as hard as the person roleplaying as the gwneschizo while you pump out fantasies about a random mystery polish person being a pedophile and include weird stories about what you think he'd do to kidsget help
>>150886870Hey Gwenschizo. Too many typos for you to maintain the usual gimmick. Stop being mad, you were the one behaving like a faggot.
>>150886713kys
>>150886957>anyone that thinks im a faggot is the gwenschizoyeah dude you got me, care to post any more pedfanfic, polishpedoschizo?
>>150886870>include weird stories about what you think he'd do to kidsWhat WOULD you do to kids, anyways?
>>150886726Might still be recoverable. At least with Hobgoblin you know there won't be any ntr with a woman.
>>150878938*to Paul
>>150875315It's definitely someone working at Marvel, they usually pull this sort of dumb shit where they defend their slop using buzzwords in order to fit in>>150878401I feel the same way, these keep happening too often and read the same as other attempts by Marvel people to poison conversation while faking engagement
>>150887122Paul’s too busy trying to fuck Dylan
>>150886713???
>>150887785Oh, Norman Osborn is going to be in Iron Man soon and him and Tony are going to FUCK
How come Spider-man threads are always filled with the same autists? I’ve been here so long that I recognize every shitposter that frequents these threads by their images and posts
>>150874937It was never canon to begin with now I suggest you back off.. unless you want another storytime of the clone saga that is.
>>150887969Kill yourself. Piece of shit. Entitled bitch. /co/ isn't your personal self-therapy you stupid faggot.
>>150887969>Muh fanfiction.>Also threatens to post the Clone Saga, which he was unable to even get through because he lacks dedication.The Gwenschizo...is a retard and does not have what it takes to storytime the Clone Saga, let alone sixty years of X-Men.
>>150887969Man, Polish people are so mean-spirited, and entitled. Is it a part of your culture?
>>150888385The only thing he finishes... is inside children...
>>150888330I guess you have hear new by now you sound real upest since Deniz Camp's confirmed the Ultimate Universe is ending for real sure. you people are such idiots are here you thought USM would just go on and on.https://www.slashfilm.com/1998132/why-marvel-ultimate-universe-ending/oh and to add insult to injury it turns USM was meant to end earlyhttps://boundingintocomics.com/comic-books/ultimate-universe-end-deniz-campoh and do have fun with reddit yes sir they want to play with you so VERY much more bad news coming your way soon spider fagshttps://www.reddit.com/r/UltimateUniverse/comments/1o964yy/more_deniz_camp_comments_on_ultimate_universe/
>>150888385>he Gwenschizo...is a retard and does not have what it takes to storytime the Clone Saga, let alone sixty years of X-Men.That's where you are wrong.
>>150888450Yes, we know, the Polish people at Marvel decided to end their best-selling book. It's what happens when you have a company run by a brain damaged child molester. It's either a publicity stunt or it's proof that Poland is full of retards. Either way, I win.
>>150888461I'm not. You are all talk. Nothing more.
>>150888461Hey, you're being kind of a faggot, so I'm going to make a new thread immediately once this hits about five hundred posts. Or maybe, I'll do it even earlier.
>>150888450Just more proof that Marvel is out to please child rapists at the expense of sales. Paul is definitely going to rape Dylan.
>>150888493Marvel will only be successful once it fires all its Polish employees.
>>150888461It's 6:30 AM in Warsaw by the way. The faggot stayed up all night, too angry to sleep. Premature heart failure soon. He's going to walk everywhere with a cane and an oxygen tank.
>>150886870Funny how this guy and the schizo just NEVER post together at the same time. I just found that interesting. Feel free to draw your own conclusions, and notice your own patterns.
>>150888484This thread is barely alive and more bad news just kills it. That's exactly what you spider fags will be getting from now on nothing but bad news not joking here.
>>150888511X-Men is also failing right now because there were too many Polish people. Just too many pedophiles.
>>150888535It's been nothing but bad news for twenty years. You're retarded and trying to play policeman for threads you don't like just makes you look gay. Do you need your diaper changed?
>>150888473Well, even if it is truly over, at least we'll eventually be able to see Sony adapt USM for the big screen.
Ah, Gwenschizo having his routine tantrum about people talking about Spider-Man. At least he's not pretending to be a guy complaining how everyone is secretly him. What's new for today's storytime fatboy? What if... Dark Spider Gwen for the 4,237th time? All set for a little diaper change, buddy?
>>150888586I just like how they couldn't even wait for the sales to start dwindling. They're left with eternal proof that they had a better selling comic with an older and married Peter Parker, and they had no justification to kill it. It'll always be hanging over them now. A permanent black eye, even angrier fans. Gwenschizo is just gloating because he can't understand that Marvel shot itself in the foot out of spite, because he needs the usual diaper change.
>>150888556Oh you are so right it is bad news and here is more bad news for they plan to keep OMD for the next 1000 years. Now for the good news we will commence phase two of the Krakoa Era sometime next year if you think that era is over then you are dead wrong stay tuned for more news about that shortly.
>>150888610It's funny because the people starting to get more and more disenchanted with USM's pacing are crying foul. Why kill it now, they complain. It's going to end on a high note, now. People are always going to go 'why not make something like Ultimate Spider-Man? That was a huge success.'
>>150888556>Do you need your diaper changed?>>150888619>Oh you are so rightGuys, Gwenschizo shat his diaper again...
>>150888636Polish people usually wear diapers as they cannot be domesticated.
Why they fuck do we have to keep on babysitting a child molester that isn't even toilet trained, come the fuck on moderators, at least pay us.
>>150888619Anon ending it now is the right thing to do. just think how convoluted it would become given time. think back to what happened to the OG Ultimate Universe and they they ended. I for one wish the current 616 would just end they really shoud do a hard reboot of it.
>>150888644Whoa... I never knew Polish people were like that...
>>150888668All it takes is for Dan Buckley to go 'hey, USM sold well and people are angry about it... so copy USM with ASM...'
>>150888636>Guys, Gwenschizo shat his diaper again...Bad news coming are you ready for the worst news ever for it is coming.
>polishpedoschizo is a diaperfag wow who wouldve guessed >>150887333>>150888401>>150888493it's almost like you're also a pedo
>>150888682That's not how it works and it never willl.
>>150888697It's literally how it worked with USM. Dan Buckley just needs to get a bright idea.Isn't that scary? Marvel is just that mismanaged.
>>150888610I am guessing they thought that they could funnel all of the new readers 6160 brought in over to 616, not realizing that without USM, those people aren't going to stick around. There's no reason to. 616 is just endless ragebait helmed by bitter losers who failed at making the leap to Hollywood.
>>150888716I mean, they clearly only dumpstered Paul because they knew there'd be such a shitstorm if they ended USM but kept that worthless Polish faggot around.
>>150888704anon none of the other marvel universe last forever. granted the OG Ultimate Universe did last for a long time but even it ended the truth is in the end there can be only one.
>>150888758Still, you'd think it'd last more than a mere two years, given it was their best selling comic. Methinks Brevoort and Lowe got jealous given how X-Men turned out to be a flop and people keep crapping on ASM.Of course, their big excuse for not bringing back the marriage in 616 was 'uh um just ruh-ruh-read Ultimate' and that's out the window. So unless Torn is bringing back together, they basically shot themselves in the foot while crapping their pants simultaneously. It's hilarious.
I guess the lesson is that Marvel supports only the child rapists.
>>150888772Given that Torn is set during the College Years, I doubt it. I have a feeling that the stipulations for it potentially becoming an ongoing is so that Lowe can have power over it, which is something he did not have with USM
>>150888802Sorry, I was confused with Death Spiral. Yeah, either Lowe caves during Death Spiral or he's going to have a really bad time again. But yeah, I'm just going to keep on buying Ultimate until it ends. I haven't bought a 616 comic in years, and I'm not coming back until they actually do something worth reading.
>>150888772Aside from Ultimate, Torn and Spider-Man '94 are the only Marvel comics I'm bothering to buy.
Bros, what happened to Gwenschizo? Did he rush off because of another diaper accident?
>>150888814I think I am just done with comics in general, once USM is over, I'm out.
>>150888832could you please stop being off topic you are making this thread look rather stupid.
>>150888832He probably collapsed at the computer screen. I am surprised he isn't dead yet, staying up all night every night can be bad for the heart.
>>150888892He really should get that sleep study. I think he wakes up short of breath.>>150888871Entirely fair. Marvel shat the bad again.
>>150888892>He probably collapsed at the computer screen. I am surprised he isn't dead yet, staying up all night every night can be bad for the heart.piss off
>>150888929Fuck yourself. Dirty bitch.
>>150888888This is based. This is, dare I say, redpilled.
>>150888929Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.
>>150888888wasted on drama + capeshit, what a shitty day
>>150888950The pedophile stayed up all night for this one.
as the original anti gwhoreschizo i just would like to say the pedopolakschizo made this entirely unfun and made it super cringe since theyre just as bad as the gwhoreschizo
>>150888959I just want to vent my frustrations at him too. It's been a boring day, and everyone needs a punching bag.
So we all agree: Norman Osborn is going to have sex with Tony Stark VERY soon.
>>150889007And Paul will rape Dylan Brock.
>>150889035Without Ultimate holding them back, the Marvelpedos are going to be running wild. Gwenschizo has singlehandedly ensured that Paul is going to end up raping Dylan Brock. Marvel is going to make child rape the center of their comics, because of him.
Guys the sliding timescale means Peter will have been gone a little over a month total may just maybe two.Has he really never been gone anywhere near that long
>>150889062I doubt they've thought any of that through.
>>150888959Personally I'm just tired of Gwenschizo smearing his shit on the walls. Let people do as they please in relation to him. He does.
>>150889102But blahblahblah have you considered the moral costs of blahblahblah and furthermore if you gaze into the abyss it gazes back also???I note that the schizo flounced off.
>>150885994>scandalize the neighborhood watchSo... you're saying we scar the spider-family for life with some aggressively wealthy old people PDA?
How long has it been since BND in universe?
>>150878639Fantastic. >_> The moneybags are holding hands in front of Spider-Boy. Someone call the Negative Zone shuttle: Prison 42’s got vacancies.
>>150887080Roger Stern said he never planned for Kingsley to be interpreted as gay, and in response to reader complaints about perceived Gay male stereotyping, he introduced a supermodel escort in Kingsley's next appearance to clarify the character's heterosexuality. Kingsley is perfectly capable of dating a glamorous woman with an even more glamorous bank account.
Is there any reason to fucking give a shit about Amazing for the next six-eight months? I don't give a shit about Peter being stuck in space doing jack god-damn shit of any note or value and I REALLY REALLY REALLY don't give a single shit about Goody Goody Norman running around as Spider-Man and Evilized Ben Reilly running around as Peter, pissing off everyone in Peter's life. Should I just let the issues pile up in my comic shop pull folder until this farce ends? Or just stop buying until #1000, which seems to be the point that they will most likely end this debacle?
>>150889691Just don't buy the issues with this arc as you aren't going to be missing anything and not buying will actually serve a purpose of possibly tanking sales that they may have to abort the arc earlier than planned.
If they are going to do a space arc, why not fucking go all out on it? Peter, Ned Leeds, Ned's kid, JJJ, Girl Beetle, and Aunt May pretty much get kidnapped by the Inhumans and enslaved/forced to do shit to clean up mess as part of the final stages of their coup against Wiccan/Hulking and pretty much seizing control over the Kree Empire and basically destroying the Shi'Ar and Skrulls and Wakanda Empires so that the Inhumans will rule the galaxy as despotic tyrants. Peter gets new Spider-Armor, Ned is forced to fight in a space Hobgoblin outfit, JJJ gets Spider-Slayer type mech suit, Girl Beetle gets another Beetle suit this time made with alien tech, and Aunt May is demoted to basically babysitting Winston, Ned's kid and everyone but especially May, dealing with Black Bolt outing Peter as Spidey to Ned, Girl Beetle, and May. Meanwhile on Earth, you have basically everyone realizing Spider-Man has gone missing and doing a Reign of the Spider-Men gimmick with MJ as Venom, Ben as Chasm, Norman doing the Nick Hammond CBS live action Spider-Man gimmick, and Kaine as Scarlet Spider running around doing shit.
>>150889770scrap everything but the reign of spider-men gimmick and you're goldshame there's not enough time to actually do that
>>150861700looks like an edit
>>150889707>abort the arc earlier than planned.Please don't say things that will make me buy the comic. I want them to develop the arc as properly as they can and if the choice is between buying comics and them crapping the execution further, I'd be tempted to go out and buy comics.
Whore
>>150891750but enough about Mary Jane
>>150862160this
>>150888888CHECKED
>>15088942817.77 years/15 ≈ 1.18in-universeyears
>>150891865MJ is a better person, I agree.
>>150893241 isn't it every 5yrs = 1 so 3 1/2
>>150889587I haven't gotten to Hobgoblin yet but I do know some stuff. Is a possible reason for Kingsley being fixated on using goblin stuff rather than just stumbling upon the secret Goblin stash and just using the tech and not using the Goblin motif, is that he might have been fixated on medieval fashion and the history of fashion when he was young? Maybe he saw a mobster in a well dressed suit and thought he needs to look cool like that? Thus he researched fashion and maybe just started learning from there? Maybe along the line he saw crime and fashion as artforms and got very particular about it kinda like Roger Stern is very particular about stuff? I dunno, I get the impression Stern might have injected himself into Kingsley from how I hear about it but I might be mistaken.
>>150887785Its a weird meme, ngl.
>>150893928People kept posting MJ's brief time in the Iron Man comics and accused her of cheating on him with Tony. But if that's the case, than Norman getting a cameo in Iron Man surely means that Norman is going to also have sex with Tony. Bing bong, it's simple logic.
>>150894325WifeEditorial will never make me hate her
>Makes Polish people and Marvel Editors froth with rage.Based.
>>150894558Huh, I just noticed that parts of this image is in...um...French?
>>150893928/Co/ is made of forced memes.
>>150890696Actually the Reign of Spiderman shit is the weak part of this crack shit.Peter and a bunch of his supporting cast stuck in space fighting the Inhumans and dealing with Black Bolt outing Peter could be a neat storyline. Far more interesting than the shit we currently are getting with Peter teaming with literal who's just fucking around killing time until Amazing #1000...
>>150894558Polish people and pedophiles are both terrible!>>150894595I would rather have the French here.
>>150893671It's less than and more Green Goblin being legendary villain wise; think Zodiac Killer or the Hatchet Killer of New Orleans No one at the time knew Norman was Green Goblin outside Peter and Harry and while there had been two imposters, the real Green Goblin vanished after murdering Gwen Stacy. Hence his fascination.
>>150894558who
Ben Riley spoilers for upcoming appearances He checks on Shay and she's making out with Randy at her place. He finally go see Aunt May who does not notice any difference between Ben and Peter... Her cancer is back and there is nothing that the doctors can do this time. Her advice for Peter is to let her go. Always remember how much she loved him and Ben and to keep those that he loves close.Jonah is left out and then Ben will show up in Venom during the end of the fight with Otto as Chasm and calls Venom red. It will be a quick thing. Just just to let MJ know that Peter is missing. And he wants her to tell him everything that's gone on including May and hands her one of the letters that May have been leaving Peter.
>>150895558That makes sense. Though I do wish Marvel in its reboot universes explored more of how these big events changed the overall dynamic between heroes and villains. Like if Norman was found out with his identity how that would impact people saw Tony Stark and his bodyguard Iron Man or how villains would react to Gobby killing Spider-Man's damsel and how they would see Norman being the one to do that and reflect on a tycoon doing that as well as this new status quo where they can truly kill people that are associated with the heroes and the cost of that.Hobgoblin being more of a scam artist who scams villains on tech/costumes while not as directly evil as Norman, could lead to the worsening of villains and their situations and present a villain who is equally scummy or even more devastating with their impact on an area's reputation. Hobgoblin causing superpowered tech mayhem in a part of New York, turning it into a ghost town would be a good idea in my mind.
>>150897238Isn't Randy married to Tombstone's daughter.
>>150897805Wells broke them up
>>150897238>He checks on Shay and she's making out with Randy at her place.Haha, RIP Shay.
>>150897238>Jonah is left outWHAT?
>>150897238What's even the point of Chasm!Ben if he's not a villain? Not that I'm complaining, this is far better than what we had prior but at this point just make him Scarlet Spider again or something.
>>150900075to give you a glimmer of hope that things can be good for someone in ASM before ripping it away again like Lucy pulling the football from Charlie Brown
>>150894300>But if that's the caseBut it wasn't. It's insane that people are still arguing that this happened years after that run, when we know it didn't. It's even more insane that people are trying to turn this into a meme affecting other characters, when it's all built on something that never happened in the first place.
>>150891865>but enough about Mary JaneYes she is such a whore
>>150888944The subject of religion and christ is not part of this thread stop being off-topic
>>150889587>Roger Stern said he never planned for Kingsley to be interpreted as gay,He can say that as much as he wants, and he probably HAS to say that to protect himself from complaints, because the only way those early Kingsley appearances could be any gayer is if he tried to have sex with Spider-Man.>>150893671IRL the whole point was to create a legacy villain to the Green Goblin. In-story, Kingsley is a plagiarist who stole designs from other people, so it makes sense that when he obtains a whole warehouse full of Green Goblin costumes and equipment, he'd just modify them into an off-brand Goblin rather than coming up with something completely new, because he lacks the creativity to think of something new himself, he just steals from others. Since then, he's had several opportunities to just retire the Hobgoblin identity and let the world think he'd died, but he never tried to do that and then come up with an entirely new persona of his own.
>>150889007>So we all agree: Norman Osborn is going to have sex with Tony Stark VERY soon.making him gay sounds good to me it should piss off osborn fags so much. And after they make it canon editoral will say "not only did norman ever have Gwen but as it turns out he had many men as his lovers tony stark is not the first one he fucked in fact on of them was his own son harry but he fucked him against his own will so that makes it rape harry keep it a secret this whole time since norman threated to kill him if he would revel the truth to anyobody"
>>150897238is this real?
>>150900574>Gwenpedo wants to make Norman a gay pedo to be just like himselfYou should turn yourself in to the police.
>>150900637aaah afraid are now that we here at editoral will it canon. oh yes you can your bet that's exactly what we will since that will make Harry more sympathetic and norman more evil. And it gets even better Norman and his wife were on bad terms if fact his wife even wanted to divorce him buthe refused to give her one and beat her up on a regular basis.
>>150900587it's obvious it's fake since he gave no source.
>>150897238very true, my dad works at marvel
>>150900754>aaah afraid are now that we here at editoral will it canon.Good morning saar.
>>150900439>PlagiaristHmm...considering the Crime Master saga during Ditko and Hobgoblin's lack of insanity and focus on more Doc Ock type level of villainy where it's just to gain money and power as well as Kingsley being more willing to use money and mooks to get what he wants without an obsession with Spider-Man, I'd say Hobgoblin could be like a version of Heath Ledger's Joker. Get rid of the obsession though. And maybe Hobgoblin working with whatever new version of the Crime Master or Rose, then you'd have multiple characters with diffferent practical gangland interests. The reason I bring up Heath Ledger Joker is just for the simple fact of the opening in that movie, as I could see Kingsley being cooler if he personally appeared in moments where he is not recognizable but he puts on the hobgoblin mask and starts robbing places. He does it in a almost machine type way, timing out everything like TDK or Heat, and uses the persona for terror. Maybe his serum only works temporarily and he has to time that as well. Spidey obviously gums up the plans. I dunno just a further deepening of Hobgoblin's focus on money and execution of plans.
>>150901044Whoops I forgot to explain the plagiarist portion but I meant to also say that Kingsley using the persona is more for him to just rip off GG but also Crime Master in that he could appear anywhere in the mask and strike fear. He could rip off anyone else's tech and powers since he is a facilitator but he also copies stuff behind their backs. That and maybe he encounters Taskmaster and they become bitter rivals. I am surprised that Spencer didn't do that but maybe he would've.
>>150900393But enough about Gwen.
>>150901643Yeah you ae right check out MJ and paul in action instead.
>>150901743>The schizo pays people to draw his fanfiction by very questionable means.
>>150901743He needs to rape Dylan or he'll NEVER regain his strength, muscles, and self-respect>In before the Polish pedophile suddenly demands that everyone stop talking about Paul despite sucking his dick the first change he can ever get on his own.
>>150901743Damn... he used to be so big and tough. Now look at him. If he doesn't rape Dylan soon, he's going to die...
>>150902293Paul got all fat and Tom Brevoort-shaped.
>>150902293MJ broke up with him once and it shattered him.You know who can have a breakup with Mary Jane Watson and not become a pedophilic serial killer? That’s right, Peter Parker! What’s YOUR excuse, Paul Rabin?AND YOU KNOW WHO can be forgiven for breaking up with someone and making the right decision in the end instead of resorting to excuses like open relationships? That’s right! MJ Watson! What’s YOUR excuse Shay Marken?
>>150902469It'll be MJ's fault that Paul rapes and kills and skins small children because she dared to break up with him, thus destroying him as a human. So it's HER fault he's going to be dong all this.
>>150902522No, it'll be his fault for being a dumb genocidal cuck.
>>150902311>Paul got all fat and Tom Brevoort-shaped.Then he needs a hat, considering that Brevoort appears to define himself through his hat-wearing.
>>150902550No. MJ and Venom and Dylan and Peter *betrayed* him and *humiliated* him and he's going to make them all pay starting with Dylan...
>>150902597Imagine being so soulless and so empty that the only way Tom can describe him is that 'I wear a hat sometimes.'
>>150902597A hat would interfere with his iconic manbun, but some sacrifices have to be made, I suppose.>>150902598You mean Dylan Brock, the ULTIMATE MEMESTER/CHAD? Paul doesn't stand a chance!
>>150902619Did you see Brevoort's experiments with making AI art of himself? He was seriously making pictures titled "Tom Brevoort: Man With A Hat". Is he the embodiment of all the fedora man memes?
>>150902648>You mean Dylan Brock, the ULTIMATE MEMESTER/CHAD? Paul doesn't stand a chance!It's just like that famous Polish folk-saying always said. "Sometimes you rape the kids... and sometimes the kids rape you..."
>>150902830The Polish are so weird. Why can't they be normal?
>>150902875they have too much hatred of MJ Watson in their hart, and have been consumed by madness. Madness and pedophilia.
>>150902908Marvel madness.
>>150902255>>150902293>>150902469>>150902522>>150902830>polishpedoschizo needs just a mention of gwen to burst into full on pedophilic fantasies i'm almost tempted to start spamming omd and posting gwen just because youre such a faggot that needs to neck snap
>>150903405>the schizo wants to spam the threadmust be a day that ends with y. You'll do it anyways. Kill yourself.
>>150903405>No no, you don't understand, it's MJ that forced Paul to prey on children.>No no, you don't understand, it's you making fun of me that forced me to spam the thread.Paul's fans are just like Paul, if you think about it.
>>150904421>>150904516>anyone that thinks im a faggot is the gwenschizowow! you got me again. congrats! keep it up! can you post more about your pedo fantasies, polishpedoschizo?
>if i spam every spider-man thread with hundreds of posts about paul raping dylan and calling the gwenschizo a pedophile, nobody will ever suspect me of being a pedophile!wow! polishpedoschizo, you have a great plan here! keep it up! nobody in these threads thinks youre a pedophile or worse than the gwenschizo at all! in fact, we think you're really cool and awesome for doing it!
>>150904822Thanks! Acting as a human shield for a human turd will totally get him to get the fuck out of these threads, which has surely been your goal all along. In fact, it worked, he's mostly shut his fucking mouth all day! This is a fucking record!So why are you even angrier?
>>150904673Isn't your whole thing that everyone who bothered the schizo was actually secretly the schizo? Did that change? It looks like that changed. It looks like you're just pissed off that people aren't sucking your dick enough.
>>150905675You have been told countless times over the years that spamming your retarded pedophile fantasies aren't going to deter him. The way you get him out of the threads is by not interacting with him. You have done nothing but take his place.You are a retarded pedophile and you don't seem to understand that. Keep posting your pedophile fanfic about paul raping dylan tho, it's super cool, polishpedoschizo!
>>150905850Except it worked and since Wednesday he hasn't pestered us with any faggot storytime. I don't know dude, you just seem angry that he's been scared off a bit, and now you're threatening to spam the thread because you're upset the schizo's heart just isn't in it anymore.
I guess the only solution to prove I'm a lesser faggot is to encourage him to spam the thread. Lesson learned. Come back, Gwenschizo! I promise, this time I won't bring up the time you claimed to be a pedophile! Your boyfriend misses you! He really needs to read the same dozen posts about Paul.
>>150905850>The way you get him out of the threads is by not interacting with him.That's literally never worked and he just posts something random like fuck off or piss off at random at people or a random Spider-Man related image every sixty seconds.
None of this would've been a problem if mods were doing their fucking jobs.
>polishpedoschizo having a meltdown because someone called him a retarded faggotwow! dude! calm down! you're just so epic and awesome with your trolling methods! he hasn't posted a story time since.... lets see... the last thread that is literally linked in the op, since he starts literally every spider-man storytime. Wow! you're so right! keep it up! Can we get some more fanfic about paul raping dylan now? It's really funny and cool and makes you seem not like a pedophile at all, polishpedoschizo.
>>150906054Literally, ignoring him has never worked once. Not even once. He just gets more retarded. This is the quietest he's been. You're the one losing your shit.Also nigger, the last thread was someone else's storytime. Then he started spamming out OMD or Clone Saga or What if Dark Spider-Gwen or some faggotry.If you really wanted to do something about this, maybe scream at the mods instead of getting mad at the people trying to make their lolcow go moo.
>>150906054Hey, maybe you should ignore the people tryinig to screw with the schizo. Then they'll go away. The logic checks out.
>>150906085You ARE the lolcow, polishpedoschizo. someone just has to mention Gwen and you go insane, look at your recent posts. You are fucking retarded. You are absolutely worse than the Gwenschizo. >>150905955>since Wednesday he hasn't pestered us with any faggot storytime>>150906085>the last thread was someone else's storytime. Then he started spamming out OMD or Clone Saga or What if Dark Spider-Gwen>polishpedoschizo is so assblasted they can't even keep their lies in order 3 posts apart its funnysometimes i pop in these threads and just mention OMD and watch you seethe and go off on tirades about paul raping dylan and talk to yourself. its hilarious. you're fucking pathetic.
>>150906126You should ignore me, and without your attentions, I will surely go away. You said as much, and furthermore, by getting mad at me, you're even worse than me. :^)
>>150906138seethe and cope, polishpedoschizo. lets see some more fanfic about paul raping dylan that you love so much!
>>150906126>You are absolutely worse than the Gwenschizo.I thought your thing was that I was literally the Gwenschizo, and he was a fake persona I invented to dunk on for some reason.
>>150906156>polishpedoschizo is making up people and scenarios in his head now LMAO
>>150906165You seem to be really be upset about the honor of Poland. Anyways, it's like you said, if you ignore and let me do whatever I want, like Gwenschizo, then I'll just go away!
>>150906184>seething and coping by repeating what i saidwow, well played polishpedoschizo! you're really good at this. keep it up!
>>150906193What about this post >>150901743 was such a fucking masterpiece that you decided to white knight it.
>>150906237You're so funny and cool, polishpedoschizo, can you write a fanfic about paul raping dylan like you've been doing and replied to that post with?
>>150906247Yes. I think it'd be funny. Paul aways looks and acts like a child molester.
>>150906262Wow, polishpedoschizo! that's awesome. i'm glad you admit you're a pedophile.
>>150906271>Making fun of a pedophile eh?>Well you're a DOUBLE pedophileHrm. I never thought if that way...
>>150906291Wow. You're such a thinker and so smart. You're really cool too, polishpedoschizo.
>>150906304All right, you persuaded me. I promise, I'll leave the gwenschizo alone and let him do whatever he wants. Any other demands?
>>150906316Wow polishpedoschizo you're so cool and obedient that's awesome. You're so chill and funny.
>>150906339No, seriously. I'll just post less and let him alone, nothing's going to happen except his usual crap. Unlike him, I do have a life outside of /co/. You get what you wanted, now calm down and take a deep breath.
>>150906359Wow polishpedoschizo that's so cool. You're so humble and such an awesome guy I hope you come back to post fanfic about paul raping dylan like you keep doing it's so cool and funny just like you.
>>150906379See, you got what you wanted, but you're still pissed off. But, again, you won. You acted like a deranged enough schizo that I'm a bit weirded out, and I can knock off statements about Paul raping Dylan. Other anons might still do it, but I'm not the boss of them. How else can I help? What else would you like?
>>150906393You're so thoughtful and provocative with your words, polishpedoschizo, wow. Keep it up! You are so awesome and cool
>>150906406Weird. Okay, I guess capitulating does nothing. Okay, back to it then. If you need me to stop, just ask.
>>150906406>Wins>Continues to freak outOh my god it's just the Gwenschizo trying to outsmart people with a cool new gimmick. Fuck!
>>150906431You're so reasonable and understanding, wow, polishpedoschizo. >>150906469Wow, you got me again, keep it up. You're such a detective, polishpedoschizo, nothing gets past you. Wow.
>>150906476Hey man, cut it out. This is really hurting my feelings. I already promised to stop posting about Paul and Dylan, so what's still got you so mad? Why so angry?
>>150906503You're right, I'm so upset. I can't believe this. You're such an empath, polishpedoschizo.
>>150906520Well, what else would you like me to do besides not posting about Paul and Dylan?
No answer? Well, okay. Guess we're good.
>>150906584>>150906537kek the guy just wanted everyone to stop bullying gwenschizo but couldn't say that out loud
>>150906537>>150906584>>150906605You're so level headed and right about everything, polishpedoschizo. You must be super important, you're so funny and cool.
>>150906638See that's the thing. You get asked what you want, and you have no answer. Then someone pokes fun at you a little >>150906605 and you flip out in jess than two minutes. You don't want anything! You just want to act like a faggot!If this is the genius level of opposition we're dealing with, then Paul is never going to end up fucking Dylan.
>>150906669Wow you're so right, polishpedoschizo. Keep it up. You're so awesome and smart.
>>150906669Paulbros it's not looking good. Paul is never going to get his testosterone back at this rate.
>>150906684the fucking mjfags have us by the balls
YOU PEOPLE JUST DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTANDYOU'RE THE SCHIZOS, NOT ME! YOU'RE THE PEDOPHILES, NOT ME! STOP IT! STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!
Gwenschizo, buddy, you can still post here no matter what they say. But, everyone else can too. Jannies don't care.
marywhorekek containment thread looking grim
>>150906684>>150906703>>150906723You're so smart and funny, polishpedoschizo! Keep triple posting! I love seeing your hilarious posts and critical thinking skills!
>>150906736Hrm.>>150906735The schizoschzoschizo guy's on your team.
this is why you dont use edited marywhorekek pics as the thread image
>>150906755Wow, you got me. I'm on their side! You're so funny and smart, polishpedoschizo.
>>150906755Fucking polishpedoschizo making me look a little stupid well I’ll have you know that Paul WILL teach Dylan respect.
>>150906775That was a Gwen Stacy image. She specifically references Sins Past>Polish people can’t read English when it isn’t fed through Google translate.
>>150906804marywhorekeks changed the dialogue and the image retard
>>150906784Lol! I said that? You're so funny polishpedoschizo.
>>150906784Wow you got me yet again polishpedoschizo I guess I do have a small dick and want to fuck kids!!!
>>150906823Weird to admit that, but sure! Whatever you want to admit, polishpedoschizo!
>>150906817Hmm. Post the original then, retard.
>>150906832Wow polishpedoschizo you’re so funny and smart that you’ve even started replying to yourself! That’s so hilarious!
Hey polishpedoschizo I wanted you to know that you’re a cool guy with a big dick. Thanks for making the schizos mad!
>>150906846Hey polishpedoschizo its okay to be mad but when you repeat what i'm saying it just drives the point even further that I made you so mad that you admitted to wanting to fuck kids.
>>150906867Whoah polishpedoschizo you’re pretending to be me pretending to be you pretending to be me! I’m so fucking confused now!
hey buddy i recreated my original gwenschizo nuke image with your image. congrats. youre the new thread lolcow
*looks at thread*I can’t stand Polish people.
>polishpedoschizo gets SO MAD that they admit to wanting to fuck kids as if it’s some kind of own or something Loldudeyou totally owned the gwenschizo there.
>>150906892Oh shit, that was you? That was a good one. Really made him mad.
>>150906915Yeah now snap yourself because you're a ped faggot that's just as worse as the gwenschizo
>>150906912I’m sure my reputation on this completely anonymous website will survive. If any other anon wants to make a joke about Paul or Gwenschizo they might be screwed though, sure.
>>150906917That’s because I actually am Gwenschizo!
>>150906922>my reputation you are 500 pounds overweight and slobbering over spider-man threads and resorting to calling yourself a pedophile to try and own someone else you have no reputation in the first place
>>150906934Wow! dude! you're such a mastermind and a high level thinker. Wow.
>>150906922> If any other anon wants to make a joke about Paul or Gwenschizo they might be screwed though, sure.At most it’s just going to have another schizo added to the pile because the Jannies would rather have /co/ become /b/
>>150906954All anons become the thing they swore to destroy. A dark irony, indeed...
>>150888385>The Gwenschizo...is a retard and does not have what it takes to storytime the Clone Saga, let alone sixty years of X-Men.It has begun and of course this only the first thread for now. >>150902264Do you wana what the best part is that compared to this thread it got rather postive reception unlike this one you people are such idiots all you do is spend your time spamming and fighting with each other. And just one more thing the krakoa era may just return certain pressure is being applied at the x-office to bring it back and it looks like they are starting to crack.all this makes us x-men fans better then you since we are smarter then you spider-man fans ever will unlike you we don't fight with each other.
>>150906892Hey, I really did like that image though. Maybe things have gone too far. If you can chill the fuck out for five minutes, I really am willing to stop posting about Paul raping Dylan if it's just so upsetting to you.
>>150906971You really got us. Maybe you should hang out over there.
>gwenschizo finally shows up in the thread yet there's been a schizo crying and shitting up the thread as if they've been here the entire timegwenschizo at least had marvel insider info for stupid bullshit like gwens resurrection months before it happened and was more interesting to interact with when not talking about OMD bullshit than the polishpedoschizo who just wants to talk about paul raping dylan and cry about the gwenschizo
>>150906981>gwenschizo at least had marvel insider info for stupid bullshit like gwens resurrectionNo, he didn't. Anyways, it looks like he's found something new to distract himself, so how about I just lay off on the paul raping dylan stuff until he slithers back in again. Sound good to you? It sounds good to me.
>>150906987>No, he didn'tjust say you're a newfag and know nothing. it was literally a meme in these threads for months about him talking about gwen being resurrected by inhumans and having an x-gene
>>150906999Yeah, I remember that. None of that was actually insider info though, that was just horseshit he made up in his own head. As evidenced by the fact that none of it actually happened.
>>150906980Yes I did didn't I will leave you spider fags to your silly and stupid fights among each while I stay there and and and get the x-office to bring back the krakoa era bye now.
>>150907017Okay, bye. You're really better off elsewhere in all honesty.
>>150907017Damn, he really outsmarted us. Fucking bastard. Stop your X-Men storytime and start posting here again, you dirty fucker! You fucking pedophile!
>>150907021last reply before i leave yes X-Men is my place I have liked them better Since I always thought they were better then spider-man in a certain way anyway goobye this time for real.
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>>150907040GET BACK HERE GWENSCHIZO!
Sorry, this is the Watchmen thread, right?
>>150907089No man, that's next door. You're off topic.You're off topic... and you're spam...
>>150907040He really did 4D chess on us...
>>150907035This really was the funniest way to end things. But Gwenschizo will come crawling back.
>>150900587Came from NYCC
>>150908029How so? Did creators spoiled his own stories?
>>150907089no
