>Bleugh!
Cute
>>150863021The forbidden image
SEX SEX SEX
>>150863110Absolutely
green feet
>>150863185
>>150863190
Green pussy.
>>150863693Damn there's a whole chart>>150863702I'd love some
>>150863847I remember an AI image of Peridot holding a sign saying that
>>150864024i want to take a bite out of that lime flavored ass
>>150864131It would be pretty tasty
>>150863693for me its>lapis>spinel>jasper
>>150864499peri for me because she would have the softest feet
>>150864351Is it weird that I want to drink amaretto out of the crack of her fat green ass?
>>150865012Not at all anon, I'd love to eat her out while doing it too
>>150864131wait, do gems even have flavors?
Peridots tight little green gremlin butt!
>>150866284
>>150866302collared women is good, but the harness makes her look like a retard being wrangled
>>150866573It's the best thing the CGs could come up with
>>150866111they are gay space rocks made of light, they can be anything
>>150867081>anythingEven an avocado?
>once
>>150867429
>>150862828mating press
>>150867537I'd love to
>>150867567basedMating press the clod until it returns to its gem form
>>150867613Peridots are tougher than you think!
>>150867081How do they touch things if they're made of light?
>>150869143It's really hard light. Is that really that hard to grok?
>>150869149Yes because it makes no sense
>>150869178Love me some witch Peri
>>150869171And how does matter make any sense when it goes intangible all the time?
>>150869143magicor photons and forcefields if you prefer
How do I stop being in love with this character
>>150869207I don't think solid matter is ever intangible
>>150869220Unfortunate there's no known cure for Peri-love, she's basically a cognitohazard that forces you to think about her all the time
>>150869235And how is solid light ever intangible?
>>150869273Solid light does not exist, light cannot be in a state of matter.
>>150869292It's a sci-fi thing. In other words it's magic that people take seriously for some reason.
>>150869391It's just that the show tries to make it sound scientifically possible instead of simply going "oh, it's gem magic"
>>150869412They call it magic all the time.
>>150869499Give me one example
>>150869708Anon you can't post that on a blue board!
>>150869520Steven calls himself magic in the first episode.First time Fusion is explained Pearl says "Opal is an amalgam of our combined magical and physical attributes into a single entity."Amethyst once said, "Who needs movies when you've got magic?" and transforms into dogcopter.Garnet once told Steven that his washing machine works by magic which is why it doesn't need connections.That's all the main characters.
>>150869726None of these are saying solid light is gem magic
>>150869216Isn't light made of photons?
>>150869726>Steven calls himself magicis he made of light too?
>>150869149it's been a while since I've seen someone use the word grok in a sentence
>>150875184I hate how every new company or product name these days is just an uncommon English word, maybe spelled weird. It's ruining language for the rest of us!
does her sweat taste like mountain dew?
>>150875274Yeah it's a weird trend that needs to stop, whenever you use those words like googol the first thing people think of is the company. They've taken advertisement to a new level
>>150875293Perhaps...
Ack
>>150875996Someone's mad at Peri again
>>150876661Love these edits
>>150867567probably feels like fucking a microwaved grapefruit
>>150876858That's an interesting analogy
>>150877054Cosplaying Peridot is pure sex
I'm glad the peridot schizo killed himself because now we can actually have peridot threadsAnd also the images he posted were garbage
>>150877154Omg so true!
>>150862828peridot x anon is the best ship. they're both green and autistic.
>>150877174Agreed
>>150877154
>>150877207>rescued from prostitution is this a tag?
>>150877283It's whatever you want it to be anon
>>150877427hot
>>150877567Peridot loves to breed with humans
>>150877427SOUL
>>150877816Nice Peributt
>>150877851Nice Peri art by anons is always appreciated
>>150878034Seethe
You know, Peri is the most likely to be asexual out of the cast considering she's the most stereotypically autistic.
>>150878197Asexual towards other gems maybe, aspie girls love cock
>>150878197All gems are asexual (they don't have a sex)
>>150876858how do you know what fucking a microwaved grapefruit feels like?
>>150862828spooky month
>>150878876lemon-lime flavored
>>150882192Very tasty
>>150882328>mfw
>>150882358It's one mighty tongue
>>150882410Cute
>>150882442would whisk her to bed and cuddle with her all night!
>>150882541Same, it would be really nice to cuddle with Peri
>>150882732That's a lotta Peridots
>>150883000O fug, da vampir god da dribs :DDDDD
>>150883000Spooky
>>150862828surprised no one has made a pickle peri edit
>>150883937That's a bit specific anon
>>150883965well, she's smart, green, and has extendo limbs
>>150883973There is a Rick and Morty version of Peri but she's not a pickle
>>150885714
>>150875293see >>150882192
>>150862828Aww how cute
>>150890519
>>150890609I wonder if this will get noticed
>>150890640Wait, are you the shard poster? Damn this is getting weird
>>150890704
>>150890704>bushhng
>>150890683>>150890704nice titty
>>150891234Nugget dot
>>150891740Drill her
>>150862828la creatura
>>150892274la dorita
>>150891754
>>150892813She can be like Sonic now!
>>150892878Cute
>>150890930Why are people attracted to pubic hair?
>>150893797Aw did she try to build a nuke again?
I'd say these are all off-model but then I remember the show didn't give a shit about being on-model most of the time.
>>150893834The show really doesn't care, sometimes they give her godly hips and sometimes not
>>150894086
>>150893834Complaining about off model fanart when the show has Steven changing size inbetween frames is like pissing in the wind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqlhW79YEdk
>>150867629not tougher than muh
>>150869253>cognitohazardgay term
>>150894205She'll make you eat those words!>>150894214Uh... cognition hazard?
>>150894232
>>150894237>cognition hazard?Just stop borrowing from scp/lgbtq+-
>>150894237>She'll make you eat those words!I'll make her eat something alright
>>150894324SCP wasn't always gay
>>150894333Well she does have a great tongue...
>>150894463>Someone touches her shit>5 seconds later:
>>150894571
>>150894645assuming total control
>>150894650
owari da
>>150894666Posting Peri porn didn't work, back to shard posting
>>150894715then lets go beyond. turn to sand
>>150894794That looks more like turquoise paint, anon. You're not the best at this
>>150894826even more refined thenpeprocks.com/products/peridot-crushed-medium-gemstone-sand-great-for-art-jewelry-wood-inlay-and-metaphysical-uses
>>150894854That's a real one at least, now back to bumping
>>150894929Now that you definitely lost, Ill consume the peridot in my choco milk. victory tastes sweet.pwn3d
>>150894956Any bump is a win for me, anon
>>150894990after digesting it, ill indeed take a dump. not so proud now eh? haha
>>150894997
>>150895024That's not a shard image or Peri porn
>>150895077heres your requested dump. dompdot :D
>>150895110I request a full folder dump
>>150895186here
Good thread I've missed sperging out about my favorite green dorito with my fellow autists
>>150895218That looks too blue to be Peridot, can you post the link where you downloaded it from?>>150895234Same, this is a real breath of fresh air
>>150895234and heres your dump folderzazzle.com/dont_tread_on_me_poo_pocket_folder-256356519813589484
>>150895246I shall
>>150895247n-no. its a peridot..from china
>>150895274Anon cmon literally just google "Peridot chips" and you'll get like a thousand of them, you don't need to post fakes
>>150895274Temudot, causes 18 different cancers if you so much as exist in the same room as her.
>>150895296fine
>>150895304Too radioactive>>150895311NOOOOOOOO DO AS I SAY
>>150895345but I am
>>150895348Cute gemlings>>150895353Liar
>>150895374I can't see the problem
>>150895391That's clearly Joe Swanson from Family Guy>>150895410She's going all in
>>150895440no. its not
>>150895468Yes it is petah>>150895497Nom
here's one more peridot
>>150895529its not, look. green, small, has a funny voice and levitates things. its peridot
>>150895537>>150895552You can't fool me, I am all-knowing>>150895563Thank you for this infographic
>>150895613lol seething cuz I post better peridots
last peridot for now
>>150895645It's all /calm/ anon, I appreciate the bumps>>150895657https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-q5OWA13Ds
>>150893599It indicates sexual maturity and fertility
>>150893599>another dolphinfag
>>150895259Uh what? I'm just grabbing what I currently have at hand
>>150895788>>150895796I've always thought shaved women were more conventionally attractive.
>>150895798Anon that's a common poster in these threads who's really really angry at Peridot, he's been posting in Perithreads for monthshttps://desuarchive.org/co/thread/149563369/#q149652458
>>150893599only men with a penis long enough to penetrate past bush enjoy pubic hair.
>>150895812Don't remember asking
>>150895895Is it wrong?
>>150895880pubic hair doesn't grow out of the pussy though
>>150895924why would I give a shit what other people find attractive? I don't know why you guys feel the need to debate over this shit all the time. Just like what you like.
>>150895964Wish we got to see more Peridot in mechs
>>150895985I've seen more people enjoy pubic hair than not recently, that's why I didn't get how conventional attractiveness went from bush > no bush > bush again
>>150896064Hail's a bitch
>>150896025styles change
>>150896105For the better honestly, I actually enjoy bushes too as long as it's not too hairy.
>>150895852I'm not up to date with the latest schizo drama just happy we have these threads back I guess I'll just enjoy the only good thing that came from SU
>>150894355I need it on me
>>150896169>I'm not up to date with the latest schizo dramaOh it's understandable anon, it becomes noticeable when you browse enough Perithreads. The funniest thing is he actually started posting Peridot porn for a while and got jannied>I'll just enjoy the only good thing that came from SUShe really is.
>>150896186I NEED to get licked by Peridot
>>150896189https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WMB7swPEqk
>>150895796>dolphinfagwhat?
>>150896554Oh no
>>150896346Consider the context. Do you really want to know?
>>150896697yes, as a human I am a curious creature.
>>150896346>>150896697I was just saying dolphinfag as in "smoothfag", I didn't have any subtext loaded into it.
>>150897036welp, mystery solved then. back to not being autistically curious about everything
>>150897383Love me a cozy Peri
>>150897486Cute AND sexy
>>150897996Why not both?
>>150898243
>>150895311the green cumulon
>>150898386Nice butt
>>150862991So he CAN draw titties
>>150898443Yeah anon he usually just draws them with a bra of some sort
>>150899563
>>150899913Devious
>>150895852>really really angryWhere?
>>150900057There's other desu links in that thread anon, you can browse them and see his funny meltdown
>>150900087You want me to go look into a needle in a haystack? You're just claiming things now.
>>150900364I mean by his behavior ITT alone you can clearly tell he really doesn't like Peri and if you search his images you can see he seethes in every single Perithread. It's really not that hard anonhttps://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/WBRQwNSWcLKvaB4U1XLX-w/https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/85KvMJIQrHr7DCr1H2VeUw/Also here's where he got jannied kekhttps://desuarchive.org/co/thread/150862828/#q150890640>>150900369Cute bat
>>150900369
>>150900482No anger or hate detected. Sorry but you made it up.
>>150900612It took me way too long to notice the watermark was gone>>150900621It's ok anon, hate her or lover her no one can get Peridot out of their heads
>>150900695
>>150900668So you're admitting that you lied all along. How ugly. You're just expelling me from posting Peridot then.
why do you do this?
>>150900747She sees all>>150900758No anon you clearly hate her but I'm not gonna discourage you from bumping. I do love a bump dispenser
>>150900805who
>>150900841thats rude. being accused for things i havent done. im leaving and stopping posting peridots
>>150900938>im leavingGay, a real bump dispenser never quits
>>150862832even tumblr knew what was up back in the day
>>150901006Peri with cat ears just makes sense
>>150900980>gayno, u
>>150901016>>150901077Oh he just ran out of images kek
>>150901127that wasnt me. in fact those in the archive also wasnt me. rude and evil. were not friends anymore
>>150901315Bomp eet
>>150901424no. dump eet
>>150901542Bomp eet passively since replying is getting boring
>>150901644no. dump eet
>>150901016:( this show was about dykes, idk what you expect. Besides it's still nice and smutty.
>>150901685That anon is just really mad, anon. Ignore or make fun of for bumps
>>150901704no. you are mad. i am sane
woah? thread quality indeed pumped!
Saving your misery. Thank me.
>>150902957
>>150862828Peridot is such a godtier character that becky should be put up on trial ala nuremburg for writing her off the show and barely using her after the cluster arc. I genuinely hope that after i die i get to fuck peridot in the afterlife
>>150904827100% agreed with everything here
>>150904849I wanna fuck her in that little yellow dress as her budding tits pop out of it and flail around as i plap her like a living onahole
>>150904885Based
Fucking rock polishing faggots make me wanna scream. But I guess this ain't any worse than bronie shit, not even the same level, so who cares? I'm just pissed at gay rock show for being mid & not giving the nerd × emo with ptsd lesbian ship I wanted baka.
>>150904984>yurishitFetish for trannies.
>>150904984>lapidotLapis and peridot should only get together if they also fuck steven on the side. Stevedot is my favorite ship alongside grearl and lapis is just a cunt to me
>>150905188It was endgame
>>150905358>Eyes locked on>Ready to smash
>>150905466Steven wanted her from the beginning
>>150905493What every hormonal teenage boy needs, a stress reducing sex gem
>>150905600It's a dream come true
>>150905625I literally just masturbated to that image
>>150905660The show would improve significantly if we got that sex scene
>>150905700
>>150905700Eyashes on gems initiates insatiable lust inside of me
>>150905728Same here
>>150905728>>150905753>>150905795Why didn't you losers try to edit the episodes with that shit yet? We even have AI now. You fuckers tried harder with that Channel thing.
>>150906360Hateposter AND an AI shill. Dang, that's kinda embarrassing.
>>150906709Artist? Because thats really good
>>150906725He never recovered from getting bullied in that LotS thread>>150906793https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14934655
>>150906880Morpheus peridotAlso thank you
>>150906900No problem anon though he's already posted that twicehttps://desuarchive.org/co/thread/150862828/#150890609https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/150862828/#q150901878
>>150906880You suffer from Fregoli Delusions and thinks that everyone is the same person and the person wants to kill you.
>>150907480I accept the kiss
I NEED to have sex with Peridot.
>>150908071This>>150908196Sexy cat>>150908293Wow I didn't know there was an SU version of this
>>150908196>fat pussypatrician
>>150907480*piss all over*
>>150908375
>>150908501
>>150908594
>>150908643
Well that was one hell of a thread
and that's image count.
>>150908684Just before 400 replies too, impressive though I think it was propped up by continuously baiting that one hateposter
>>150908699nah, he was never important.
>>150908754True but at least you can farm bumps off him to ensure the thread never dies
Is POVBJ really hateposting?
>>150908836Trying to get the whole thread deleted, probably.
>>150908855NTA but yeah that's what I was thinking but it turned out hilariously when his plan failed and he got jannied several times lol
>>150906900>That picFucking kek
>>150908799nope. never feed the trolls.
>>150909097Yeah just ignore and maybe report so there is a chance he gets jannied again
>>150904984Fucking rocks > fucking animals
