Protestants have VeggieTalesMormons have the Tuttle TwinsEvangelicals have SuperbookJehovah's Witnesses have Caleb and SophiaBuddhists have AvatarJews have the Prince of EgyptScientologists have FoodfightMuslims have ParvanaWhat do Catholics have?
>>150865639The pope I guess. Did you know the studio that animated that particular Jesus also did the swan princess animated movie series? It was also headed by mormons
>>150865639Empress Theresa?
>>150865639I've watched Foodfight multiple times and I can't see the Scientology in it
An actual church.
>>150865639idk, there’s probably something from latam that can fit the bill
>>150865680The X in Brand X stands for Xenu.
>>150865639Any animated adaptation of Tolkein. Also worth mentioning, the biblical cartoons that OP's image is from were directed by Richard Rich who's Mormon and also did a parallel series on the Book of Mormon.
>>150865639Stanislav Sokolov's The Miracle Maker, I guess. it's pretty goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvvVww4vfWk
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>>150865639>What do Catholics have?Ultraman.
>>150865900Daredevil as well.
>>150865900Does Testament: The Bible in Animation count as catholic or evangelical?
>>150865639>What do Catholics have?Usually VeggieTales as well. Or one of those short cartoons about the saints they show on EWTN.
>>150865683Ok child molester
Tintin
>>150865639Saint Seiya
>>150866022It's clearly orthodox
>>150865639Ralph Bakshi LOTRTrigun
>>150865639Is this image from that mormon show?
>>150865967I'm not Jewish
>>150866022Wasn't the Bad Guy the Pope?
I like the Faith Trilogy game.
>>150866261The greek pope
>>150865639>What do Catholics have?In my country there is a catholic channel and back in the day they would broadcast christian cartoons, not sure if they were made specifically for catholics.
To be fair, Catholics make up for it by kicking the shit out of Protestants in other areas.Say what you want but the religion who brought us Lord of the Rings and the Exorcist are generally doing just fine compared to the group who brought us God's Not Dead
>>150865639Luce?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKf1QCXIud8
In the Beginning - made by Tezuka's production company by request of the Vatican.
>>150865639Warhammer 40k
>>150866420Don't forget the Mexican Santa Claus.
>>150866420Yeah I think it's safe to say Catholics have contributed better art in general over the centuries, going all the way back to the Counter-Reformation.
Those who skip over Ephesians 2:9 have Brother Francis
>>150866457>request of the Vatican.Real shit?
>>150866420Stop raping children
>>150866420The Bible says call no man father. I can't imagine meeting Jesus and having to explain why you thought you knew better than to follow the explicit instructions left in the Bible
>>150866553What? You can't be the only ones allowed to rape children
>What do Catholics have?Almost literally everything else. It's really weird. There's a reason that AllTheTropes and TVTropes have a section titled something like "all Christianity is Catholic" or whatever.The only issue is that while I can think of a million non animated examples, the only thing coming to mind that's /co/ related and explicitly Catholic is Battle Nun.And that's a comic book.
>>150866585>The Bible says call no man father.Where?
>>150866457This showed Eve's nipples
>>150866625>c*tholic doesn't read the BibleFigures
>>150865639Prince of Egypt is intersectional, same with Superbook and Flying House
catholics are very silly people
>>150866648>pr*t doesn't understand the BibleFigures
That they are, anyway God needs the local pastor to have a private jet, two McMansions and at the very least three yachts
>>150865680Frankly my dear, I don't give a spam.
>>150865639Guilt.
>>150866721>Lapdog who never read the Bible thinks he knows anything about the word of GodThe man in the funny hat isn't going to help you get into heaven
>>150865639Judging by the woke pope probably anything produced by the USSR
>>150866963>>150866974>>150866995>>150867002>>150867009>>150867020HDrips when?
>>150866648I'm not a Catholic, though. I would just like to know where Holly Bibble said not to call anyone 'father.'iinm, and I very well could be, linguistically/historically, it doesn't really make sense for Holly to say that because back in her day, the clergy were rabbinical and I'm not sure anyone ever called a Rabbi "father."
>>150865639What the hell is Tuttle Twins, and why does one of them have IBS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrCSqbqDYrk
All Medieval knights were Catholic, so any animated thing set in the Middle Ages is technically Catholic.I'd love a movie or show about the Crusades. Would be kino.
>>150865639Thick. Fucking. Lions.
>>150865639Random question guys. I remember I stumbled upon some catholic cartoon by chance and it had the moment when Pontius Pilat is asking people whom they wanted released. Jesus or the Barabbas. I recall I found that scene particulary hilarious because of Barabbas' cartoonishly evil smirks while the crowd was chanting to get him freed in a song. Anyone knows what was the name of that cartoon or ever seen that scene? It's been stuck with me for ages.
>>150865639A surprising number of red superheroes.
>>150865639What about the Nation of Islam and Black Hebrew Israelites?
Corto Maltese?Gotlib's Fluide Glacial / Hamster Jovial - picrel
>>150865639probably something mexican
There should be an ongoing comic series about the lives of the saints. There's thousands of them, you could do stories on all of them and have material for decades.
>>150867480black panther
>>150865639Luce
>>150867720I like Luce. She makes me smile. She's a good girl.
>>150865639>What do Catholics have?Hellsing
Name any Western or Japanese animator that's confirmed to be a Catholic, you simply cannot do it. Animation as a medium spiritually belongs to protestants. Japanese I feel like are honorary protestants because they possess the German and Anglo-Saxon spirit.
>>150868033>JapaneseHe's not a Catholic, but Osamu Tezuka did this:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Beginning:_The_Bible_Stories>In the Beginning: Stories from the Bible grew out of a request that Osamu Tezuka received from the Vatican by way of RAI in 1984, requesting that Tezuka produce an animated version of the Bible. Yasuhiro Nightow (creator of Trigun) has often been said to be a Catholic, but I don't know if there's actually any proof of that. So might just be an old fandom rumor because of the Christian themes in Trigun.
>>150868033Catholics have kind of maxed out IRL cinema and also literature, but they really don't make many cartoons.
>>150865950I don’t know but it’s epic. I think the guy who did Judge Dredd was a character designer in Elijah
>>150865639>Mormons have Tuttle Twins>Posts Stories from the New Testament, which also produced animated Book of Mormon stories.We also have Ender's Game, anything from Angel Studios, and Emperor's New Groove.
>>150868223You also have this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDEAlso>Mormons on 4chanFeels a bit weird, even though of course there would be some Mormons here. How devout are you? Do you enjoy soda?
>>150865639>What do Catholics have?Catholic here.We watched Veggietales and Prince of Egypt growing up when we where little. And Star Trek when we where older. Narnia and LOTR, obviously.We watched a lot of things actually. Greek mythology, Science Fiction, King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table, Robin Hood.It was really the things we weren't allowed to watch because they where "bad" that I remember. My school was suppoed to go on a class trip to the movies to see The DaVinci Code and the Bishop wrote a letter to the principle and stopped us. Dogma was a bad movie. His Dark Materials: The Golden Compass was supposedly blasphemous so it was bad.
>>150865639Anyone notice the Earthworm Jim creator seething constantly about the Veggietales guy on X?
>>150868322Da Vinci Code IS a bad movie because its central conceit is that Jesus never died on the Cross, but had children with Mary Magdalene instead, and the Church has been complicit in keeping this a secret. It's a horrendously anti-Catholic story.
>>150868322>It was really the things we weren't allowed to watch because they where "bad" that I remember. My school was suppoed to go on a class trip to the movies to see The DaVinci Code and the Bishop wrote a letter to the principle and stopped us. Dogma was a bad movie. His Dark Materials: The Golden Compass was supposedly blasphemous so it was bad.Catholic here too, but my parents let my brothers and I watch everything for the most part. It was only a few of the protestant kids I knew who ever had their parents would ban stuff like the Simpsons or stuff with magic in it. In my experience there's most Catholics are very laidback about things. Kevin Smith himself was a Catholic for that matter. It's something that makes me wary of a lot of Catholic converts who aren't from culturally Catholic families, they sometimes act more like hardcore protestants.
>>150868362They used to be friends but had a falling out over politics.
>>150868273>Posts the animated segment from GodmakersThose are Born Again Christians, Anon. At least post South Park or something that was actually funny.>Do you enjoy soda?Yes?
>>150865639Is Veggietales not Catholic compatible?
>>150865639Prince of Egypt is specifically sanitized and kinda altered to appeal to everyone thougbeit. Jews have all of hollywood lmfao
>>150868405Kevin Smith turned into a dudeweed reddit atheist. Maybe the converts are right.
>>150868420>>150868420>Those are Born Again Christians, Anon.Then why does it keep saying "Mormon Jesus?" I don't know man, I didn't mean any offense by it anyway. It's just an old meme video, posted it because it's a cartoon and Mormons.>Yes?I only ask because I watched some videos about how dirty soda and soda shops are a big trend in Salt Lake City/Utah, because of restrictions against coffee and alcohol.
>>150866060>>150868108Trinity Blood and Blue Exorcist or more explicitly christian than Trigun, albeit the later mixes it up heavily with Shinto. Also Fire Force to some extent.
>>150868405>culturally catholicPost Vatican II that just means Americanized Irish normalfags with no actual connection to their heritage.
>>150868438Converts can be more religious, sure. Nobody more fervent than a convert, as the saying goes. But culturally at least, they often don't act Catholic.
>>150867072>I dont even know what verse youre referring to but I have prepared a preemptive handwave for what I dont know aboutuhhuh... sure...Mattew23:9 And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.Youre not the first to pretend this doesnt apply or that Jesus does not literally mean what he says as the orthodox cchristians say this doesnt count for them either. Its interesting how you LITERALLY CLAIM TO NOT KNOW WHAT VERSE while simultaneously spouting a defense against said hypothetical verse you know nothing about.
>>150866615Correct also the Passion is the highest grossing Jesus/Bible movie ever made and its catholic
>>150868484How is actually taking their religion seriously not acting Catholic? "Cultural Catholic" is a fake identity Vatican II boomers came up with because they wanted to ignore the church's teaching on contraception but still wanted to be part of a group.
>>150868420https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_God_MakersHuh interesting, always thought that Mormon Jesus was an actual Mormon cartoon, I see now it was made to attack Mormons.
>>150868442Mormon Jesus appeared again in the flesh to bless the native americans. Not in spirit, not in viisons, literally the same way he appeared to Thomas etc he appeared to them. And also mormons dont believe in the Genesis creation account they believe in a cosmic galactic epic where Jesus and the Devil are gods of other planets and brothers like its Star Wars or dbz or something. So yea he is basically a whole different entity, different than the biblical figurehttps://youtu.be/dN4s5f6H-Ik?si=dUZVZlUVBLZri6G2&t=745
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>American ChristianityYikes.
>>150868556No, I get it. Most ethnic Catholics fell for the Anericanist idea that you have to separate religion from culture in order to fit it in with America's dominant protestant culture, something they resisted until Vatican II weakened actual Catholic culture and allowed such a subversive idea to take root. E. Michael Jones talks a lot about this.
>>150868534>How is actually taking their religion seriously not acting Catholic?They "take it seriously" in ways even the just as serious religious Catholics don't. Emphasizing certain aspects of the faith while downplaying others in a different way than people raised Catholic.
>>150866721>I've never read the Bible, but I have broken it down and studied it
Sorry Pedro, but tradcath converts are the only real Catholics, just look at the faggot occupying St. Peter’s throne at how badly Catholicism at large has strayed from God’s light.
>>150868623>Emphasizing certain aspects of the faith while downplaying others in a different way than people raised Catholic.Can you give an example?
>>150868674I like Leo better than Francis. He doesn't play as many word games.
>>150868677Converts going on about how things are "demonic," acting like evangelicals clutching their pearls. Strict adherence to rules in general as opposed to the church community. In general, converts often bring in some protestant cultural attitudes, like mirroring Evangelical spiritual vocabulary. They're also more legalistic, converts tend to emphasize clear moral and doctrinal prohibitions (sometimes using language associated with Protestant fundamentalism) and strict adherence to rubrics, while cradle Catholics tend to emphasize charity and the established culture of the parish community.
>>150865639Why do you Christfags have a lot of sub religions?
>>150868674>tradcath convertsAs an Irish-American Catholic from birth I say they're clowns.
>>150868815https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Christianity
>>150868815That’s true for most religions, Islam, Buddhism, et al aren’t exactly monolithic entities either. Though Protestantisms admittedly doesn’t help matters, a congregation will acrimoniously split into bitter sects over something as trivial as whether Jesus would’ve used 1 or 2 ply toilet paper
>>150868782Catholics in general were more strict before Vatican II, and would be considered "evangelical" by Catholics today. Catholics were behind the Hayes Code, for example. This is why their resistance had to be broken to facilitate America's moral subversion in the 60s.
>>150865639if we're posting Bible animations here's one of my favorites;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDRCwJHBCXc
>>150868890>Catholics in general were more strict before Vatican IITrue>would be considered "evangelical" by Catholics todayNot true.They were more strict before Vatican II, but evangelical is a distinct cultural and theological tradition.
>>150868273>Mormons on 4chanWhat will you think when I tell you I'm a JW
>>150868967Why do you guys keep coming to my door and can I actually live forever or is it a scam?
>>150865639The Supreme Court
>>150866809>I took your rib and made it into a onahole that'll nag you to the bottle.-God
>>150866809Stay away from girls like this. They will literally doom mankind.
>>150868488Jesus and the apostles called other people and themselves "father" on later occasions
>>150868431Veggietales is non-denominational in it's very nature. So it's absolutely Catholic compatible.
>>150869244>expecting Protestants to read the Bible rather than their own fanfictionDon't bother. The entire debate over>UM DID YOU JUST CALL THAT PRIEST 'FATHER WHATEVER'?>UM DID YOU JUST MAKE A RELIGIOUS PAINTING?>HOLY SHIT DO YOU THINK MARY HAS ANY RELIGIOUS SIGNIFIGANCE?!is pointless. They're bitching to bitch because the Church has responded to genuine criticisms (like purgatory and indulgence taxes) with reform, so now all they're left with is petty meaningless garbage.
>>150865639>mfw a million israelites are produced
I definitely watched Veggie Tales at my Catholic elementary school. Is it really a strictly protestant product?
>>150866457I was gonna post this. I've been impressed with what I've seen of it. Like Adam and Eve being awkward when they first meet.
>>150870642>Is it really a strictly protestant product?No, they're just Bible story retellings with a focus on simple moral lessons for children as opposed to specific treatises or dissertations on doctrine. There's no reason Protestants or Catholics couldn't watch them, unless you want to get particular about which Bible version they use for the verse of the day.
>>150870642Like mentioned earlier, its made by protestants for an assumed protestant audience, but it mostly sticks to general concepts rather than specifics as a necessity for being understood by children Which means it doesn't really contradict anything with catholic teachings
>>150870642>>150870779>>150870778Yeah even my Mormon friend watched Veggie Tales, so it was something all types of Christians watched.
Chrisitans fighting over which version is the the true word is like when my friends and I would argue over which Pokemon starting character is cooler back when we were 6 years old.
>>150865683*Laughs in vatican II stating Jews are automatically saved >>150865882/thread>>150867480There was a yaccub comic>>150867696Fund it.>>150870642Most animations/films don't fall into hard line denominational theology. No one to my knowledge has yet to do an animated Calvin's institutes or Pope Frances Encyclical on the environment.
>>150868887Yeah, Islam has two main denominations, Sunni and Shia. They had a major argument about who should lead the Islamic world after the last Imam disappeared leaving no heirs. Imams were important to Muslims because they were descended from the Prophet's niece, Fatima. The position of Caliph was born from this. Many muslims accepted this but the other faction did not. So these groups became known as Sunni and Shia. That become a moot point when the mongols invaded Baghdad and ended the Caliphs.
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>>150871250To expand on that, they also came to have ideological differences about the extent to which something is considered idolatrous, among other things.
>>150868322Narnia is Anglican THOUGH
>>150871258Bluesky ass meme.
>>150868890>Catholics were behind the Hayes Code, for example.Not really?The head of the PCA was Catholic but the majority of the PCA was protestant and the hayes code was made with consultation from protestant, not catholic, churchesThe catholic church in the US just had bigger fish to fry than movies, like getting murdered and Irish discrimination And lets not forget that spaghetti westerns got their name from being made in italy, a predominatly catholic countrySo clearly, not all catholics were outraged by violence and sex in movies
>>150865639>Scientologists have FoodfightEven more reason not to be a scientologist. Imagine growing up with foodfight. I would fucking kill myself/
>>150865639shotacon
>>150872133>>150865639>>150865680Isn't Dex Dogtective Jewish?
>>150865639Bibleman, motherfucker!
>>150872794Yes, all religions are bad. Especially abrahamic ones.
>>150871258Reminder you are more likely to be molested by a teacher than by a priest.That includes per capita.
>>150871378You just unlocked a memory
>>150872823But the school won't cover it up and move the teacher to another school where they can molest some more.Catholic pederasty is institutional.
>>150865639Pic related used to do heavy rotation on the local catholic station here.>>150872621I haven't seen nu Bibleman but I remember the live action version being pretty protestant.
>>150865639>Buddhists have Avatar
>>150872815All that matters is that Jesus is lord. Religion is secondary to that
>>150868815Because Christfaggotry is a top-down religion where power is vested in the church. God has all the power and you have to beg for him to help you.Power corrupts so the church inevitably gets corrupted and turned into a business. Until a new sub religion appears claiming to be a return to principles.That's how the protestant reformation and Christianity itself happened. Of course this isn't the only way you get new denominations though.Eastern religions are more bottom-up. You have lots of small local temples and shrines instead of a monolithic governing church. The power is within you and you have to improve yourself.Religious beliefs are all over the place but people don't feel like they have to split off into new denominations because faith is supposed to be personal.That said I'm speaking from a bit of cultural ignorance on the topic of eastern religion.
>>150865900>Ultraman
>>150868488You are not very smart. I'd ask you to work on your reading comprehension and critical thinking but that'd be a fruitless endeavour because, again, you are not very smart.
>>150868366It's not a secret. This is something believed by the Mohammedans. I forget where exactly, but they believe jeebus died of natural causes father east. Kashmir, maybe?
>>150873298Just the Ahmadiyahs believe that. Sunni and Shia believe he never died at all and has a living body in heaven
>>150866261True to life.
>>150866625https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2023%3A9&version=NRSVUE>Matthew 23:9"And call no one your father on earth, for you have one Father, the one in heaven.">>150866648Catholics and Orthodox don't read the book, because they have to be told what everything means, by their church. So there's no reason for them to read the book, when they need 2,000 years worth of church writing to be able to read basic sentences. On the off-chance that some faggot 1,000 years ago decided that he didn't like the meaning of something.>>150869731Catholics and Orthodox can't read the book, because they have 2,000 years worth renegotiations from the church to tell them what the verses actually mean.Protestants can't properly understand the book, because they axed part of the OT.The only people who can actually read the book, are the ones that don't believe in it.>purgatoryIt's an idea created from the apocrypha, which the Protestants cut from the book. It's some creative make-em-ups though.
>>150866261>>150866374>>150866261Technically "Patriarch" it's fairly proper, since the action precisely takes place in Greece, historically which corresponds to a separate guiding head aside from the Roman hierarchy.
>>150865639>Scientologists have Foodfightkek
>>150872872>But the school won't cover it up and move the teacher to another school where they can molest some more.Lol you dumb faggot >>150873187Nobody asked, jeet
>>150872815>Especially abrahamic ones.
>>150872823Wrong. The teacher is just more likely to be caught and prosecuted because teachers don't have an ingrained social shield to protect them from the consequences of their pedophilia.
>>150874369>teachers don't have an ingrained social shield to protect them from the consequences of their pedophilia.LolLmao
>>150869053Huge scam. We believe you won't live forever unless you spend a huge amount of time doing free volunteer work and preaching, also you must be tier-3 before you can get married.Also blowjobs are not authorized. also there is a 5% chance any male JW is a unregulated, uncontrolled pedophile. Personal experience.
>>150868223>Emperor's New Groove.How?Also, since were just counting anything made my Mormons, bight as well bring up anything made by Don Bluth
>>150868967Let people use your organs for transplants after you die, you selfish fuck, you're dead and you're not a fucking Pharaoh. Save some lives. I work at a hospital, and we have rulebooks specifically on how to tapdance around you assholes.
>>150868033>Name any Western or Japanese animator that's confirmed to be a Catholic, you simply cannot do it.Seth MacFarlane?
>>150870642Like the other anons said, it's surface level to the text enough that it doesn't run afoul of any of the major denominations, but it would be pretty funny to see the cucumber nailing his grievances about who has to do house chores to his parent's bedroom door or somesuch.
>>150865639>Scientologists have FoodfightDon't forget about Rapsittie Street Kids
>>150868033Dude, you do know Joe Barbera (Hanna-Barbera) was Catholic, right?
>>150871378Where the heck did Candela come from, anyway? Is there some Catholic archtype she is derived from of a literary character imported from elsewhere?
>>150868549>And also mormons dont believe in the Genesis creation accountMormons absolutely belive in Genesis. There is litterally a room in every Mormon temple dedicated to the Garden of Eden.>they believe in a cosmic galactic epic where Jesus and the Devil are gods of other planets and brothers like its Star Wars or dbz or something.????
>>150874811Van Partible (Johnny Bravo) too, if we're just listing off Catholic cartoonists and not religious cartoons by Catholics there are a ton you could name.
>>150874748>Seth MacFarlaneThere was a whole episode of Family Guy about his fursona getting persecuted for being an atheist.
>>150874858>they believe in a cosmic galactic epic where Jesus and the Devil are gods of other planets and brothers like its Star Wars or dbz or something.That's what happens when someone unironically thinks South Park episodes and the most blatant antimormon propaganda you've ever seen (Even other Evangelicals denounced it) are accurate reflections of their beliefs.
>>150874921He was raised Catholic at least
>>150865639Is The Hunchback of Notre Dame a Catholic movie? I've always assumed it was, but I haven't watched it in years.
>>150865639>Mormons have the Tuttle TwinsDon't they also have Saving me?
>>150865639Wait, which one has Bibleman? There's also a cartoon version if 3DPD holiness makes anyone gag.
>>150868815the original spread is attributed to come from the apostles, who were mostly children and teens with how only one was married during christs life, with the first century or so of spread convincing jews, women and slaves where the primary target of conversion. There would be some drift and alot of mystery cults shamelessly painting themselves as christian while being nothing of the sort. After constantine, the need to get everyone on the same page became apparant, One of these top issues was the nature of christ, how much god and man is he made of? very important, the afterlife is at stake. The Nicean council solidified the predecessor of East Orthodox and Papal Catholicism, with much of the oldest branches being from opponents to the decisions or people not invited.East and west would split mostly over the idea of st Peters legacy and their position among the rulers of kingdoms.next biggest split, martin Luther, believing the pope to be just initially, nailed a letter of common grievances with his local bishopric to their door for the theological debates they had at the time. Before his summons to the pope, he found out that he was in on the policy to solicit bribes to get into heaven. He proceeded to denounce the pope,. This would lead to many of the newly literate to read the bible in their own languages, often not understanding it through the translation filter, what's supposed to be metaphysical and what things meant in the parlance. (Also the reason your Brahmins didn't let your ancestors have temple access)Post reform churches are either mad zealots, Nitpickers, cults of personality, or from kings who felt their kingdom needed a new version of the papacy for any reason. Like how henry 8th felt without a son there'd be civil war and strife and god would support enough divorces to make it happen.
>>150865639>Buddhists have AvatarI haven't watched a single episode of Avatar. But I doubt Avatar ever says "Siddhartha Gautama, Dharma, or Sangha." I'm a Japanese-American guy and I actually go to the Buddhist temple on Sundays. I'm not a huge fan of American depictions of Buddhism. (Hippies, weed, mushrooms, martial arts, Shaolin monks, Yoda-like guruism.)I have NEVER seen a white hippie type come in to the temple 3 times in a row. They may come once, they may come twice, but I have never seen a white hippie type come 3 times in a row.
>>150865950Testament is Anglican; it is neither Catholic nor Evangelical. And it's based.
>>150875066>Is The Hunchback of Notre Dame a Catholic movie?it has overt catholic imagery and themes, if thats enough to qualify as "catholic"
>>150871287What was it about Muhammad's father in law that spawned at the extremism and terrorism? At least according to this infograph. Is it just a numbers thing because most Muslims will be Sunni?And why are the Shia almost exclusively in Iran and Iraq?
>>150866995I wanna see Adam's ass so bad
>>150865639>catholicism preaches absolute forgiveness>even, or especially, to criminals and lowlifes>everyone here lionizes mercilessly dispatching your enemies as long as they deserve it would anyone here actually want a catholic cartoon that has "forgive anyone who asks for it no matter how heinous the crime" as a message?
>>150867720Ummm why is she wearing a raincoat with 4 black people getting lynched?
>>150875453wow anon that strawman really brings me back to 2007
>>15086803380% chance Filipino ones are Catholic. So The Nutshack
>>150875066The priest is the villain so no
>>150875484he was a judge, not a priestthe archdeacon was actually added to the disney movie so that there would be a good member of the clergy
>>150874880I was pleasantly surprised about baby Jesus Christ being recited in that one episode. But only because if constant hew episodes from Rugrats
>>150875491More than that, the Archdeacon and Frollo are actually pretty explicitly contrasted, and Frollo is shown as being on the wrong side of the Almighty's judgment. It's actually very pro-Catholic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAf-Kfq5UlA
>>150865639A priest’s cock
>>150875864>Frollo is shown as being on the wrong side of the Almighty's judgment.his song is also about how he blames esmeralda for tempting him and then blames god himself for making him able to be temptedmaking this the villain song is really on-brand for catholicism, since he is refusing to own up to your mistakes and blaming others
>>150869053We are preaching the coming Kingdom of God and urging people to repent and turn to God. He loves you and wants to be your friend
>>150875911Well, yeah, the heart of being Catholic is realizing that it's nobody's fault but yours where you end up.Jesus Christ died on the Cross, and then Rose from the Dead, and so the pathway to Eternal Life is open. But you don't have to take that path, and you can stray from that path even if you start out on it.The heart of the Catholic Church is that you have opportunities all your life to repent of your sins, to do God's Will in the world, to help the poor, the sick, the lowly, the downtrodden, the lost. To advance the Social Kingship of Christ, politically, socially, economically, and to pave the way for as many people as possible to accept the Gospel and realize that Jesus is Lord.You can fuck up over and over and over, but God will always take you back if you repent. Like the Parable of the Workers in the Vineyard. Even those who prove faithful workers at the last hour are paid the daily wage, which is Eternal Life.But in the end you have to decide. Are you going to serve God, or aren't you? This isn't Protestantism. "Once Saved, Always Saved" is not the teaching of the Church. You will be judged by your actions and your works, in accord to how you served Christ's Will in the world. And you will be sorted, in the end. If you really made it, you'll go straight to Heaven. Most people will go to Purgatory, where their sins and flaws will be worked out of them before they make it to Heaven, after all, in the end. In this way the Net of Salvation is very wide.But some people, who refuse God utterly, will go to Hell, regardless of how they started out. And this is ultimately what they themselves truly want. As C.S. Lewis, not a Catholic, once said, "The doors of Hell are locked from the inside."
>>150865639>Mormons have the Tuttle TwinsThat's Mormon? I'm not super familiar with it but from what I have seen it comes across as Ayn Rand tier libertarian.
>>150865639https://youtu.be/1O8bDaGR1sE?feature=shared
>>150874867>they believe in a cosmic galactic epic where Jesus and the Devil are gods of other planets and brothers like its Star Wars or dbz or something.It's semi true. They're not Gods of other planets but they're /from/ them or something. According to Mormon space opera theology, God is from a planet called something like Kolob, Jebus and Da Devl are brothers and the people who live on the moon look like Quakers. They also think Adam is the biological father of hyoomin Jebus, God has a bajillion "spirit wives" who he actually fugs and impregnates near constantly and that's where souls come from; they are literally God's children. Oh, and if you live a good Mormon life, you get to go on an intergalactic mission to start your own planet; our God lived a good whatever religion he was on Kolob life and his God gave him the ability to create Earth as a reward because that's part of the the universe's master plan. Unless you're female. Females are not allowed to be Gods/Goddesses and it they lived a good, Mormon life, they get to be perpetually pregnant for all eternity as a spirit wife to some guy who lived a good, Mormon life. Yes, they actually believe this scientology-tier nonsense.Also, according to their own books, they should all be vegans. They latch onto the part of The Word of Wisdom, the rules for healthy, Mormon living, that say to avoid hot drink and strong drink (IE coffee, tea and alcohol) but not the part that says to only eat meat as last resort when vegetable foods aren't available. They're cafeteria Christians, just like all Christians are, selectively picking which parts of the meal wind up on their dogmatic lunch tray.But hey: cosmic sex!
>>150876519That's sounds like a like the 70's version of Battlestar Galatica. Still, Glen Larson was Mormon.
>>150868436>>150866666>>150866060>"How do you do, fellow goys?"
>>150876519I grew up Mormon so most of this is familiar to me, but >the people who live on the moon look like QuakersAnd>They also think Adam is the biological father of hyoomin JebusConfuse me.I've never heard anything remotely similar to the first and the second is only partially true.
>>150865639>What do Catholics have?Martin Scorsese
>>150865666Begone, satan
>>150873531Genuine question, then how are you supposed to honor the man that raises you alongside your mother? What do you call that dude?
vaya con dios
>>150872221DEX IS JEWISH?
>all this American christslopNo wonder we threw you out to the new world
>>150865639>Protestants have VeggieTalesEvangelicals aren't protestant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtrS-gk_C-c
>>150877638I'd say Mel Gibson but he's more of a pre Vatican II Catholic.
Salvation
>>150865639is The You Testament valid?
>>150865639>What do Catholics have?Holy apostolic succession.
>>150865639>Jews have the Prince of EgyptWorse, they have Eight Crazy Nights.
>>150880230That's a technical foul
