What if Beth and Jerry met as kids?
>>150879861It'd be a miracle if Jerry is ever seen again.
>>150879861artist name? gives korean artist vibeThey'd probably want to keep him around for entertainment but accidentally kill him
>>150879906Looks like Splooge.
>>150879885I like the idea that even though she's a dangerous sociopath and Jerry is a total wimp she could kill easily and feel no remorse over Beth still has a crush on him and drags Jerry on her fucked up adventures.
>>150879861>>150880058Devil’s advocate: tiny beth killed people for having a better family than hers or making her apologise.tiny jerry would make an ideal stooge because he’s pathetic and has nothing to be jealous of
>>150880136And his parents have an open and strange relationship with a guy.Jerry is undoubtedly the weakest link.
>>150880058>Beth still has a crush on himOnly because of that Rick timey-wimey nonsense where they're always supposed to be together in every universe so Morty is a guarantee born failsafe or something. Otherwise loli Beth gets away with entirely too much so, no, Jerry would either go missing or have to be cloned by Rick so no one says anything. While Beth naturally is unpunished by all of these events transpiring because that's the only way this nonsense works. >my personality is small murderhobo
>>150879861I want evil morty to face these little shits so bad...
I'd give anything for a little Morty and Jessica episode.
>>150881610She's gone anon and she's never coming back
>>150881610Based Jesschad
>>150879861>Loli Bethit's one of those thing you didn't you you were craving until offical media delivered to you
>>150880734>Only because of that Rick timey-wimey nonsenseDon't you remember that they still stayed together in the universe where they never had Summer or Morty?
>>150883035Are you a sadist, a masochist, a sadomasochist, or looking for a death wish?
>>150883146Another "its true love" things to push how he would still stay with...probably the single worst wife in modern sitcom history. Yes, worse then both Skyler and Rochelle. Him litterally hating her guts and wanting nothing to do with her would not only be interesting but be seen as a "yeah that makes sense" and "about time" type of change.
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>>150879861i have a request >>>150881411
>>150883213Skyler did nothing wrong.
>>150883809She fucked Ted.
>>150883900and walter repaid by never letting skyler know he didn't kill hank.
>>150883213Breaking Bad is my favorite sitcom
>>150884208I mean in a way he did kill hank in a cosmic sort of way
>>150885553So is he.Hell he got ass raped once didnt he?
>>150879885they wont kill himhe might wish they would, though
>>150886032https://youtu.be/QyG1G_6Q1ug
>>150883622This is exactly how loli Beth would treat shota Jerry.
>>150880734Didn't they meet in high school?
>>150879861People still watch this? This the first time I've seen it talked about in a long long time
>>150883622ready
>>150881610Anon you're a fucking retardRick and Morty's only gag is that Morty and Jerry are pathetic losers who don't deserve anything good in life because only women and cynical retards like Rick doMorty won't EVER get a girlfriend because if he did that'd be uplifting and Leddit thinks that's just not heckin' coolAlso she's also promoting coalburning because of course she is, fuck every single worthless fuckwad who participated in this show
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>>150879861fix'd
>>150884208Skyler knew Walter didn't kill Hank, it was extremely fucking obvious once she saw his paranoid state after coming home, the phone call where he saves her from most accountability for a while by taking all the blame for himself, the men who threaten her to not talk to police after Walt is gone and of course how he talks to her about the lotto ticket and the men "never coming back" (which she'd obviously connect to all the neonazis in the complex where they find Walt). Really it's more punishing Marie and Walt Jr than Skyler
>>150890863Damn.>>150890871what is the difference?
>>150890966IlhaWhat the fuck is this new captcha?
>>150879861>>150890871Could anyone tell me what is this reference about?
>>150879885He'd be tied up in her closet to poke with a sharp stick whenever she wanted.
>>150891188He's gonna get raped.
What if they went back in time to meet Jerry and be his manic pixie dream girl childhood friends to prevent him from growing up into a bitch?
>>150890863Thanks, king
>>150893169Nothing, it would just result in a self-fulfilling paradox, they would unconsciously turn Jerry into their bitch.
>>150893243Oh, it definitely wouldn't work. I just think it cause some funny situations.
>>150879861Little Beths just needs corrective beatings followed by corrective rape.
>>150881610She deserves death for being a coalburner. Morty can do better.
>>150892404She's so cute
>>150879861He'd tame those brats like he did in the future.
>>150896174They expect to turn him into their slave and he turns the table on them.
>>150879861Beth episodes are the worst. I recently rewatched the earlier seasons but skipped every Beth focused episode cuz I can’t stand her. She feels like wish fulfillment for women who got pregnant as teenagers
>>150879953It isn't.
>>150899039>feeling this way about a kids cartoon
>>150900987where the hell do you think we are?enjoy the ride cuz it never ends
>>150899039She has a dead mom, a piece of shit father, her husband is a worthless coward, both children suck and even the alt version of her that goes on space adventures is a miserable alcoholic just like her. What wish is being fulfilled here?
>>150897401Exactly peak lolisho reversal
>>150881610>dedicated an entire episode to writing her out of the series for no reason
>>150880058Rip off Grim Adventures a bit, make Little Jerry a bit like Billy, and Little Beth is just Mandy but peppier already so this would be great.
>>150880058Counterpoint: Jerry is perfectly capable of toughing up and adapt to a dangerous situation. He's nowhere near in the same intellectual level as beth, but he can run and hide, maybe turn her traps against her, with ease if need be
>>150879861He would either be dead within a week, or become a grizzled chad.
>>150879861Dead show op, bad thread and you should brutally kill yourself
>>150899039I agree she fucking sucks. I had no idea /co/ loved her which is very weird to me because she truly is not a good character.
>>150879861the little beths do something to me
>>150900774you aren't tricking me here m8, I could recognize Splooge's handwriting anywhere
>>150907362Beth was never a great character but Space Beth and everything surrounding her just really illuminated just how bad things were in that writing room.
>>150908423Yeah they have no idea what to do with space bethThe only thing they establish with her is that there's a part of her that will abandon her family and go down the same path as rick
