I can't believe Hulk lost again
I can’t catch up with you, although I want to catch up.This is an unexpected story.Give me an answer.I don’t know an answer.If only I could follow a recipe in love,Just like when making sweets.If I the distance between us would changeOver time, just like it happens with meringue.Calmness and short temperAre like childhood friends.Are we really not even going to hold hands for the rest of our lives?I can’t stand this.I can’t catch up with you, although I want to catch up.This is an unexpected story.Give me an answer.No matter how awkward and clumsy it may be,It all starts out so sweet.Give me an answer,A future-tense answer.On the map of the future, which we draw with icing,A rain of silver dragees falls.Orange peel is bitter,Its bittersweet taste is very deep.This is not a joke, I’m not teasing you.I really like you.Stop being delusional about this.Look at me quickly!!It’s nothing, it’s certainly nothing,But I wonder if it will be sunny tomorrow?Give me an answer.You’re so kind, that it makes it difficult.I wonder when we can meet next time?Give me an answer,An unfinished answer.From the day, when, having learned the sugar content of my sighs,I said: “Thank you”,My slight fever never goes down…I can’t catch up with you, although I want to catch up.This is my story.Give me an answer.No matter how awkward and clumsy it may be,It all starts out so sweet.Give me an answer,A future-tense answer.I don’t know an answer.I want to know an answer.
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>Hulk Gohan vs Buu FerrignoWHOS THE BETTER HULK?
>>150888172>>150888271To expand on this, another Demon Hunter named Beryl fires a bullet from an anti-tank rifle at the final boss of the novel and it reaches the boss before Dante does despite him beginning to charge before she fires. From a quick seach, the muzzle velocity for those things tops out at about slightly below Mach 4.
Better Men won the last thread.
>>150888380Jobby the KWABpire slayer...
Maka x DekuWedding Honeymoon
I vow to be a BETTER MANTo LISTEN when a woman speaksTo KNOW that who a woman has sex with is her choiceTo accept the FACT that Black Lives MatterTo ALLY the LBGT+ communityTo BEFRIEND immigrantsTo PROTECT trans kidsTo REJECT past featsTo TRUST in the power of statementsAnd to TEACH others to be BETTER MEN
>>150888397shut the fuck up MONKEY
Puny lizard? SMASHEDUltima? SMASHEDHopes of going 3-0? SMASHEDMarvel's losing streak? SMASHEDJapan's win streak? SMASHEDGoku's hopes of someone joining him in the 0-3 club? SMASHEDTrans nihilists? SMASHEDMei Kamino's tender college age pussy? SMASHED
Greasy cocks and lubed up buttholes are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to highest mountains. You can smell the men.
Uhhh A-anons... I don't know how to say this but...Could you please stop with the Romantic song posting? Reading those makes me feel extremely sad and depressed, I genuinely think I could end up killing myself.
>>150888402I feel bad for Deku. He can't get Maka pregnant because he utterly massacred her womb on their wedding night
>>150888390Yeah, "real" Dante is like, probably somewhere in the realm of supersonic but it's really hard to quantify since so much stuff in DMC is done for style rather than something you can wank.It also doesn't help that, you know, Dante is surrounded by real weapons where we actually know things like muzzle velocity, and Kratos is surrounded by people who in lore can do shit like "cross realms in a day" which because said realms are "infinite" by some other fucked up headcanon that means he's infinitely fast.
i was layin on the kitchen floor... jorkin it like usualthats when a voice spokes to me...>KINGTOS: why are you jorkin on kitchen floor...i already start to ponder a bit..."because i want to jork here." i says>KINGTOS: then why are you jorkin for so long...i gotted really thinky and started ponderings even more...>KINGTOS: maybe because when jorkin it, you for once feel in control over your sads lifewhat kratos says made me really thinkying and pondery before i cumed all over himthe end
>>150884661Anon, it's Godzilla's 71st. His 70th was last year.This year is Gamera's 60th, and Gigabash literally posted footage of Gamera in-game.They also explicitly stated it's a new franchise, not a new character or set of characters for one they've added beforehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvAHxG1VkwILook me in the eyes and tell me that isn't Gamera
>>150888402I feel bad for Deku. He will never get Maka pregnant outside of his deranged fantasies
>>150888405lol lmao
OOOOOOHHHHHH NO!THEY KNOW HE'LL NEVER GO3 - 0KWABZILLA!!
>>150888420Superman...
>>150888454lol lmao rofl
>K.O Mauve Iro no Sympathy starts playing >Boomstick: uhh... Another L for team nice guy...>Wiz: Let's break this down in 3 categories for better illustrate what happened >Wiz: let's start with Proactivity >Boomstick: that's an easy win for Soul, Deku is kinda of a herbivore. Nothing against that but when you have to wait for the girl to make a move on ya' there's always going to be a disadvantage between you and someone who actively pursues her >Boomstick: and that leads us to Attitude >Wiz: yeah. At first glance you might think Deku's kind hearted nature and will to help others would give him the edge over Soul who's more harsh and even insults Maka's body >Boomstick: and to be fair that's a huge dick move on his side, but it's not the whole story. Soul shares his burdens and struggles with Maka, and he has no qualms about telling her what she needs to hear.>Wiz: Deku on the other side would be more prone to just tell Maka what she wants to hear, hardly something that will help her grow. Everyone can say nice things and "support" you with words and affection >Boomstick: but only a true Soulmate will have the balls to stick with you even when you screw up.>Wiz: And finally Affection.>Boomstick: Look, we all know Deku is a respectful Nice Guy™ but let's be real, that ain't cutting it. Respecting women is good, don't get me wrong, but not when you use it as a way to hide from your own insecurities >Wiz: it took Deku 8 years to hold hands with the girl he had a crush since highschool. 8 YEARS. Imagine how Maka would feel in such a relationship!>Boomstick: no physical contact, no intimacy, she might begin to think she's not attractive or worse!>Wiz: Soul on the other hand simply never had a problem with being physical with Maka in the first place, and we already talked about how he is pretty open about his admiration for her courage.>Boomstick: Deku took his One For All shot, but Soul was already Eating her>Wiz: the winner is Soul Evans!
>>150888441Put that away! Nowan here wants to see you OBJECTIFY WOMEN. Be better.
You guys ready for Light v Columbo to be nothing but Swank jerking himself off for 15 minutes on how clever he thinks he can write?
>>150888469Yeah
>ohnoschizo still being a schizo over godzilla>dbztards sperging over ultraman>gamera is now getting involved>kamen rider geats is somewhere in the mixtokusatsu > comics and anime
>>150888427Kill yourself listtroon.
Can we please skip to Dante's preview already so this general can be mindbroken again
>>150888469Can’t wait for it to flop harder than Amogus v Fall Guys or Tom v Wile.
>>150888427Maka x Deku winny
it's sad to think that both of KINGslayer's friends are getting booted off champion island
>mfw I see a woman
Hi! We heard this is where the party is! We traveled all the way from /m/!
>FARTS are so fucking YUMMY
>>150888508>Geats victims
>>150888494>Again Nigga, look around we never stopped being mindbroken
>>150888442I feel like the fact that they explicitly said>Who can stop Godzilla's destructive rampage?Right before posting the Gamera teaser says everything.Eh, makes sense to me.
>>150888515Aren't the Riders and the Sentai known allies?
>>150888436I mean, real Kratos is like arrow dodging (I guess you could argue the arrows he dodges since this is myth Greece and irl, so bowman are maybe burlier) or however fast the Wings of Icarus are. Maybe add in a boost then from the Boots of Hermes when using them.Now I wonder if there are any FF7 speed feats (Smash Bracket put Sephiroth at Mach 2 once)
>>150888501I forgot Tom vs Wile. E even happened
>>150888524Yes, the three main Toei franchises have crossed over multiple times and they teamed up, the Super Sentai, the Kamen Riders and the Metal Heroes/Space Sheriffs. Other independent heroes have teamed up with them too, like Zubat, Kikaider, Inazaman and others.
She could probably beat Alucard
>>150888557Nah, she doesn't even clear Simon Belmont.
>>150888532Oh yeah, real Dante is faster than real Kratos. I'm just saying the opportunities for super speed wank just aren't there. It's why DMCfags grasped at straws with Mundus's universe creation being a speed feat in the first place.>any FF7 speed featsBahamut Fury flying between planets in seconds is what Link vs Cloud used. There's also plenty of light magic/laser dodging. "Real" FF7 wouldn't seem that fast though, Mach 2 is probably about right.
>>150888557She gets stomped
>>150888571We're not talking about Alucard from Castlevania
>>150888508The fuck is your problem? Godzilla, Gundam, and even Voltron thoroughly beat you. Heck, even Batman beat you. Your series is full of frauds and DEAD actors. Radiant BLACK has no lasting draw and people would rather talk about WEBTOONS
>>150888574Oh, it was actually around Mach 1. But you could probably go higher considering the amount of bullet dodging and blocking the high tier characters do.
>>150888632>using power rangersSentai is different in lore and feats than Power Rangers. But go off.
>>150888649>>150888632And before you say it>we just dubbed things and replaced the chinks with americansNo, the lore between Zyuranger and Mighty Morphin Power Rangers is vastly different.>The Zyurangers are ancient beings who were revived to fight Witch Bandora from killing off all children, and she summoned Satan to do so while blood oozed from her eyes. The mechs were literal gods and Daijyuzin was the avatar of God himself. Dragon Ranger Burai also dies. vs>five teens with attitude drive robots and deal with bulk and skullWe are NOT the same.
>>150888402DivorceChild support>>150888468Kratos becoming a lefty prude after annihilating Greece and his family is one of the funniest things ever concieved on this site.
>>150888663I love how you tried to make that sound cool when it's really some dogshit. I'll take MMPR anyway
>>150888695>I'll take literal jewish slop over amazing 1992 Japanese stuff anywayI accept your concession.
>>150888670>ever concieved on this site>this siteNigga it's from the games
>>150887814Why, thank you for asking Chara scholar, personally I'd respond like this!
>>150888705Stop being self important. 99% of Japanese properties lose me at "God himself" and Satan
>>150888705
>>150888715CANON!
>>150888712>"Nigga it's from the games">posts tweet not in the games
>>150888733>YAY FOR JEW SLOPLiterally made by a guy named Saban Sabenstein.
>>150888742>tweet is from a writer of the games blatantly admitting he injected faggot shit in>um well that's just a Twitter post! What does that prove?
>>150888753That can't be a real name. Sounds like a Looney Tunes lawyer
PRIIIIIIIIDDDDDDEEEEEEETTTTTTTOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!
>>150888468
>>150888812I'd be much less annoyed by these "facts" if those two didn't speak/type like that.
Only the biggest frauds can reply to this post
>>150888506>tfw no one is gonna vote for another Doomslayer matchup so soon>tfw we're stuck with gacha shit or the not-Kerrigan ghost
>>150888852A message carved into the wall of this forum....boy. Come and translate this text for me.
I'm putting together the Japanese Avengers, just to see if you can handle them.
>>150888852I love tokusatsu
>>150888271>Please for the love of god post it, it will be glorious.
>dbspics are still upset.LOL
FANFICtos!
>>150888909
>>150888928>enchanted magic bullet and when Dante was weakenedNot as bad as I'd thought it'd be
What if Hulk and Broly were friends
>>150888969They would wife swap
>>150888975Who's Hulk's love interest? She-Hulk?
How's my Japanese hero line up look?
>>150889013Everything other than Pokeshit is good
>>150888996She-Hulk is his cousin lol. Betty Ross/Red She-Hulk is his main love interest. Caiera was his late wife from Sakaar. Jarella was his first (also late) wife
>>150889024Well they did fuck and make inbred hillbilly offspring in Old Man Logan
>>150889024>latethey need a watch?
>>150889013>Cutie HoneyShe should fight 2B
>>150889034No eslCHAD that means they're dead
>>150889034it means Hulk needs a Ouija board kwab
>>150888670Kratos became the embodiment of modern American media and him winning his MU seemingly through nepotism made it really click together. It's like how like how all these comedians who used to say "faggot" in there sets are all hyper lefties now. Or fucking David Bautista acting tough while shilling presidential candidates on TV. It all makes Kratos acting like Bizarro Andrew Tate hilarious.
If it wasn't for his cousin, Hulk would never have sex
>>150889128Because she's his wingwoman... right?
>>150888836ASS
>>150889013Lots of brats in dire need of correction
>>150889196be a Better Man.
>>150889034
>>150889013My hero in the leftmost row third column from the top
>>150888996He's in abusive relationship with Godzilla
>>150888420Naruto...
>>150889409Start posting more god damn itI was counting on you to make these threads unreadable
I'm balding...
>>1508894293-0 schizo is more consistent than youPost 18 Nikos nowDo itCommit to the bit you coward
>>150889409God bless and keep you, anon.
>>150889429The Deku/Maka spam is starting to overtake youDon't let it happen
>>150889395Actually I'm curious, how well does Buffy fare against Ash?
>>150889429Leave it to me and my UPSCALING!
Tokusatsu rules these threads.
>>150889550You've let the kaiJEWS winWhen we needed the ass void the most, it was goneDid you know the past three threads have had people showing scans of Godzilla defeating Hulk? And how they're saying that Godzilla won in canon?Where was the Ass Void then?
>>150889562Stop self-inserting as losers, how many times are going to avatarfag as whatever coonsoomer franchise that reddit tells you to like
>>150889584never. i'll be a superman/goku/sonicfag FOREVER!!!
>>150889584You seem confused. I've been talking about tokusatsu (Ultraman, Kamen Rider, Super Sentai) in these threads for five years with no involvement from Reddit. Keep crying, DBSpic.
INDIAN BURN LOL
>>150889409>>150889429>>150889550ASS VOID HAS NO SOUL RESISTANCEOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
>>150889593And I've been posting about them on /m/ since 2010. Keep crying, DBSpic.
>>150889598SAVE US ASS VOID
HULK SCARED! PLS NO MORE LIZARD
Maka x Deku forever
>>150888451>>150888463>look mom, I posted the irrelevant comic that forces everyone to job to the mary sue of the run!!!
>>150889626the marvel comics themselves are infinitely more relevant than fanfic battle
>>150888451>>150888463>>150889598>>150889616Why is Savage Hulk so fuarking weak?
>MOM THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF MY WHOLESOME CHUNGUS MARVEL AGAIN
>GODzilla officially fraudchecks death battle without a second to spare after the fanfic fightHulk bros...
>>150889598Which Death battle episode would it be the funniest to have a humiliating crossover defeat with the opposite result to the episode happen afterwards like picrel?
>>150889653Goku vs Superman would be praised.
Deku x Maka > Godzilla and Hulk
>>150889633Based. HulkZilla was lame garbage. I'm glad DevilSHARTemis is getting the boot in favor of Torrian kino.
Hulkfag/capefag cope so far>godzilla has to loose by the end of it so the canon can go back to normal>it's not 616 canon>there's inconsistancies i dislike so it's not canon>so what if the writer said it's canon and a sequel to the run in 1976 he writes deadpool>it's a gag comic>hulk was holding back>it's irrelevant>godzilla's acting out of character
Devil Hulk stomps BITCHzilla.
Soul and Maka walking cuck Deku like a dog through the streets > Godzilla and Hulk
>>150889669
>>150889674>Savage HulkI said Devil Hulk.
>>150889679same shit
True love conquers DeKEK and his cuckeryTrue love conquers Kingtos spam True love conquers Marvel apologistsTrue love conquers the Ass Void True love conquers any OCTrue love conquers Pokemon, Digimon and YugiohTrue love conquers all
>>150889674THOR-BROS?!
Maka x Deku? A staple of these halls
>>150889674>Thing worth mentioning over Carol or Tony>Zilla stronger than ThorThis is a goldmine.
>>150889681Devil Hulk is stronger. And even Savage Hulk tanks everything in the gag comic.
>>150889667>godzilla's acting out of characterFUCKING HOW?
>>150889608SOUL ADAGIO
Hulk and Godzilla both KNEEL and SQUEAL when facing the HOPE OF THE UNIVERSE!
imagine getting mad over shipping shit, now that's real cuck behaviour
Maka x Soul (with cuck deku watching)? A staple of these halls.
>retards baiting when this is the same type of comic as Deadpool/Punisher/Wolverine/Predator Kills the Marvel UniverseZillafags so desperate for a pity win...
>>150889705>GokekDone.
>>150889705>HOPE OF THE UNIVERSE!You posted the wrong manHere's the correct manHere's the BETTER man
>>150889694
>>1508897122 tons man? What are you doing here?
>>150889706No one is getting mad at Deku x Maka
No matter how you slice it, Hulk's official crossover defeat is far more humiliating than Godzilla's Death Battle defeat, therefore it is obviously the funnier one and the loss most deserving of ridicule.
>>150889714Why doesn't Godzilla ryona Carol
>>150889711>i-it doesn't count
>>150889714This face is adorable. It screams "huh did i hit something?"
>>150889712
>OY GAVALT YOU MASHTRUGULA
>>150889715Debunked.
>>150889725Writers can't make anything canon and this guy is a literal known troll. Post real proof or keep coping.
>>150889735I think that debunk of yours is... outdated.
>nikofag spams the threads, godzilla fights mcdonalds and wins, nikocado is suddenly skinny>superfags try to push godzilla out, godzilla defeats superman twice>hulkfags gloat and cum at death battle, godzilla destroys 616LMFAO
Speaking of kaiju, why is Gamera so fucking light? Seriously, look at his weight throughout history.>Showa: 80 tons>Heisei: 120 tons>Gamera the Brave: 1200 tons>Reiwa: 800 tonsI thought he was heavy like Godzilla or Ultraman. Even Pacific Rim Kaiju weight heavier than him. Why is he so light!!??
>>150889705>Hulk and Godzilla both KNEEL and SQUEAL when facing the HOPE OF THE UNIVERSE!-ACK
>>150889732>What is the problem?>Are you insinuating that homosexuality is worthy of ridicule?>You must be better than this
>>150889741>>150889735... Dudes, my limit was clocked at 200,000 metric tons, the fuck are you two doing? Lift with your knees.
>>150889755He trains and does his cardio.
>>150889725doesn't the comic have Eddie as Venom when currently Mary Jane is Venom?
>KWABzilla>KEKperman>JOBulkCHADgon CHAD is getting 2 new animated projects revealed in january. Nobody cares about these jobbers.
See this is why Deku x Maka is supreme, they're BETTER people
>>150889765You can't point out the continuity errors or else the zillafags have a melty.
>>150889765>inconsistancy i dislike, therefor, not canonall ready predicted this would be the cope used.>>150889667
>>150889741>>150889735Both lose to Kratos. Stop arguing like children and be better men.
>>150889741>debunked>posts an earlier showingwhat?
>>150889772why would I dislike Eddie being Venom?
>>1508897682 more flops while Superman made more than the two newest DBS films combined and Godzilla's last film won an Oscar.
>>150889775>earlier>thinking there is consistency in the dc universelol
>>150889769TRVTH
>>150889735>>150889741>lategame dragon ball confirms goku and vegeta lifting 800 tons is impossible>lategame superman is already at the sextillions in tons
>"Tell Deku to go eat shit, Soul"
>>150889741>yours is outdated>posts an even older issueI overestimated TARDku rats.
>>150889786>lategame supermanlol n52 didnt even end
>Maka x Deku is literally just the Gigi x Bejita shitWe have our own Belgian?
>>150889768>Oh that's cool. Lemme see what's in my schedule...Manga series, Ninja Turtles crossover, Shin sequel, Minus one sequel, month long party to me in general, another movie with Kong, a new Universal Studios Japan Ride with a new Mechagodzilla, a new Marvel comic run called 'Infinity roar'....
>lategame SuperSHIT>giga amped with sun knuckle dustersKWAB!!! Latest JOBmic btw.
Goku and Hulk should just fight each other since they're Death Battle's biggest losers.
>>150889787>Soul imagined Maka telling him, trying to drown out the sounds of her unfaithful moans
>>150889758Where did you get that fact from?
>>150889790there is no consistency in dc, so my scan is as valid as yours.
>>150889768Diapa and CGI Super Hero are garbage. Sparking Blast and the Super Manga are some of the ugliest product released. Dragon Ball died with Toriyama
>>150889806It's a statement without a feat.
>>150889786Superchad...
>>150889808Toyo WON.He WILL return
>>150889799Post Goku surviving anything above building level.
>>150888715I just jacked off to this
>>150889804She's 14 years old
Masako Nozawa becomes the first ever voice actor to be named a Cultural Merit honoree and receive the Medal of Culture! It’s a very high honor in Japan!Meanwhile, Superman actors end up fired, replaced or made in ai for cameos.
>>150889806https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zWbNxpPhcQ
The only good light in these halls are Deku and Maka
>>150889815>He WILL return.Copying Invincible again I see?
>>150889798>all those flopsKWAB!!
>>150889815By tracing Kpop Demon Hunter next. Get a clue
>>150889820OM NOM NOM NOM
>>150889825Toyo brought actual fun shit, if only he wasn't limited by Toriyama
>all godzilla movies combined made less than every Avengers movieZillabros...
>>150889821Nobody cares about made up Japanese only awards.
Post an official piece of Dragon Ball media released since the Fighterz game that is remotely successful or popular at all.
>>150889821Goku in real life
>>150889830>minus one won an oscar, and is celebrated as the most viewed horror movie from japan in 2024 and 2025Weird flop, I guess.
Only pedo niggers and low t redditoids like Dragon Ball. That is a demonstrable fact.
Deku x Maka remains pure. The only good thing in this sea of darkness
>>150889846Dragon Ball Super: BrolyDragon Ball Super: Super Hero
>>150889816Post Superman beating Godzilla
>>150889842THIS RETARD WATCHES DISNEY CAPESLOP LMFAO
>>150889768>>150889798>>150889842Godzilla has more confirmed wins in death battle than that Goku does btw
Superman in real life
>>150889846like it or not, Kakarot, Sparking Zero, and all dragon ball movies profited more than anything superman related in their respective mediums.>B-But look how much Superman movie made!Now post their budgets.
>>150889822>didn't even fully lift above his head>all his punches were ignore>literally ran out of energy while Skydon did nothing>Skydon was so bored, it's sleptUltraman, you jobber.
>>150889861Are you serious? Nobody on the face of the earth gives a shit about Super Hero.
See, do you see. How Deku x Maka is akin to Beatrice and Dante? Finding a light in these torrent of sin?
>>150889873Latinx America loved it.
>>150889871You try lifting 200,000 tons when you only weigh 35,000 tons
>>150889798Chadzilla is so loved and popular...
Goku vs Superman 4 will never happen. Cope. And even if Gokek somehow did win, that's nothing compared to two whole decades of getting gaped and mocked for recieving said gaping. Get fucked.
CHADku WON!!CHADgon CHAD WON!!!Nozawa WON!!!
>>150889880COME 2 BRAZIL PLS
>>150889878Quit dragging this on
>>150889880>smelly retards love DBSNot surprised, not impressed.
>rings bike bell
TOEI MORO SOON......
>>150889871Stop mocking my irrelevant hero!
>>150889896Okay.Maka x Deku can wait for another time
why is /dbg/ so disrespectful towards tokusatsu series
>>150889912cause it makes the dbspics seethe
>>150889869>>150889850Goku CANONICALLY defeated Enel alongside Luffy, lifted Fuji TV HQ then used shenron to restore the damage Enel did to Tokyo.Goku with SS2 alone surpassed someone that OBJECTIVELY as part of the NARRATIVE destroyed several above fictional buildings and all of their clones with a single kamehameha.
Real question isn't who would win in a fight between Goku and Godzilla, it's which of them is a better father to their children.WHO WOULD WIN IN A DAD BATTLE?
>>150889910But it's a staple to make fun of Goku!
>>150889913>>150889912Real Goku fans love tokusatsu. Its a capeshit false flag trying to pin em against each other.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdVLGXBI1j0
>>150889915Cool, Ultraman's been appearing in the real world since 1966, before his first episode aired. Most recently, he saved Dodger's Stadium.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwmbd9Q1znk
>>150889915But he's never beaten Superman or Sonic. Sad!
>>150889928Dodger Stadium is smaller than the several explosions Enel caused.>>150889931>>150889928Post superman or sonic canonically reversing in real life city level damage.
>>150889923>>150889928oh so this guy is from a series as old as Godzilla.
>>150889937OK, and? Doesn't change the fact Ultraman's been busting into the real world since 1966's Birth of Ultraman.
>SHITnic the TRACEhog
>>150889939Made by the guy who did the special effects for Godzilla until 1968 too. So Godzilla and Ultraman are family.
>>150889940>>150889939Goku fused with the audience man. Ultraman has not been this real life ever before.
>>150888391Many are saying this.
>Ultramanfag still spammingWhen will he realize that no one care's about that irrelevant fodder?
>>150889950>The Ultra Series (Japanese: ウルトラシリーズ, Hepburn: Urutora Shirīzu), also known as Ultraman, is a Japanese science fiction media franchise owned and produced by Tsuburaya Productions, which began with the television series Ultra Q in 1966. The franchise has expanded into many television shows, films, comic books, and other media publications, becoming one of the most prominent productions in the Japanese tokusatsu and kaiju genres and pioneering the Kyodai Hero subgenre. The Ultraman series is centered on a fictional alien race of superheroes who often combat kaiju or other aliens.>In Japan, the Ultraman brand generated $7.4 billion US dollars in merchandising revenue from 1966 to 1987. This makes it one of the highest-grossing media franchises of all time. Ultraman was the world's third top-selling licensed character in the 1980s, largely due to his popularity in Asia. References to Ultraman are abundant in Japanese popular culture, much like references to Superman in Western culture.
>>150889798>>150889890>The Incredible Hulk 2008>264,770,996>Godzilla 2014>524,978,362(Godzilla vs kong movies also match these numbers)
>>150889960you seem upset.
>>150889962He's no longer fat.
>>150889960>DBSpic still cryingAwww widdle baby.
>>150889937You mean like this
Post KWABzilla, JOBulk and SHITperman having good vidya.
>>150889975Thats a movie, superretard. Not something irl people are involved.
>>150889981Godzilla Destroy All Monsters Melee and Godzilla: Save the Earth. Easy.
>>150889963>AI PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT HOW THIS IRRELEVANT FODDER WAS RELEVANT 40 YEARS AGO!!!yeah man the simpsons was culturally dominant too, once
>>150889982Neither goku nor any sentai soi have ever destroyed an irl building. Only Kratos has destroyed people irl
>>150889988Itachi? That one ghost from Danny Phantom?
>>150889981
>>150889988Goku canonically restored the irl buildings destroyed by Enel, who he matched in base form btw, and saved the people inside the Fuji TV HQ, bud. The real life people are part of the narrative, unlike just taking pictures of people acting.
>>150889958Ultraman and his brothers in arms are helping cure cancer and give kids hope for the future.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2aUBc8qfQQ
>>150889968>Superman 2025>615,984,465 box office Man of Steel >670,145,518>Dragon Ball Super: Broly 2018>115,750,445>Dragon Ball Super: Hero>86,562,140
>>150889994
LOL
>>150889994All of these outsold injustice 1 and 2 and any Superman game btw>>150890000thats hax, not irl outerversal damage
>>15088998660 years ago. And still going strong to this day. In fact, Ultraman's in the guiness book of world records for tv show with the most sequels/spinoffs.
>>150890001>Superman destroying Goku againSuperchad vs Flopku the shit...
>>150890002post sales>>150890001post budgetCuz broly only costed 36 million bucks to make.
>Pikachu and Mickey victims are fighting again
>>150890001why is goku so UNPOPULAR
Sorry supertrash, but you will never be able to match city level outerversal damage being matched then restored.
>>150890017Ultraman inspired Pokemon, btw.>When Ultraseven couldn't fight, he'd throw a capsule monster out to fight other monsters
>>150889995Post video footage of enel destroying an actual building. The. Goku rebuilding it irl.Oh wait, you can’t, and that’s why Superman beat up your self insert roflmao
Alright Ultramanfags, tell who is the sexiest Ultrawoman?
>>150889945 Imagine Goku had to collect all the Dragon Balls every time he wanted to turn Super Saiyan
>>150890011>And still going strong to this daylol>Ultraman's in the guiness book of world records for tv show with the most sequels/spinoffs.that's... not impressive in the slightest actually. that just means its old and had a lot of people make spin-offsI could establish my own company, and make 100 spin-offs for a show I poorly make. pretty dumb record to make, too easy to game
>>150890036I just did, watch the video.
More like SuperSHIT.
Isn't Gohan's "Saiyaman" character a direct tribute to tokusatsu?
>>150890038Two of em.https://ultra.fandom.com/wiki/Camearrahttps://ultra.fandom.com/wiki/Carmeara
>>150890001shitku the unknown
The scale of power in the DC universe was indeed changed.KNEEL BEFORE BLACK ADAM
Sorry gokutrash, but you will never be able to reach MFTL+ speed and outerversal size and durability
>I AM A FLOP, YES I AM!!!
>>150890001Kwab
>>150890045you haven't posted a single videoanother lie from the gokublob
>>150890056Thats a roller coaster.
>>150890055Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson = Black Adam > Superman > Goku > UltramanIt's true.
>>150890043Why yes, Ultraman's still going strong to this day, Ultraman Omega is still airing on Japanese TV while being simulcast on Youtube in 15 languages.And the Ultraman channel reached 3 mill subs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz0QsZGYdw8
>>150890063>>150889923https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdVLGXBI1j0 here it is again.Goku matched citywise outerversal damage in base form then completely wiped all enel clones with SS2 alone.
>>150890065Nigga, your bragging about a plug and play get a lifehttps://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Dragon_Ball_Z_%C3%97_One_Piece:_Battle_Taikan_Gomu_Gomu_no_Kamehameha_-_Omee_no_Koe_de_Ora_o_Yobu
>>150890073>And the Ultraman channel reached 3 mill subs.Markiplier victim.
>>150890043It was the same company making spinoffs, but I know it's hard for you to grasp that.
>>150890055the absolute state
>>150890083Who is also a fan of Ultraman.
>>150890080This might legit be the highest outerversal feat in fiction ever ngl.>>150890082Bitch, Superman doesnt have a fun as fuck Smash Bros like game.Goku has two.
>>150890086there's only one person who works at that company?>>150890091glad to see Markiplier looking out for the little guy
>>150890092The fuck are you talking about?
>>150890095Nah, it's not like DBZ who relied on Toriyama, it's a fairly large company, that is also getting a liveshow in America this November.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3PXeugAAZw
>>150890080none of these buildings nor this city was destroyed irl.Those are pictures of it happening, like all or any pictures, not a real city being destroyed irlNext time post a real hero and not a fraud
>>150890092Actually, it has four.DON batter stadiumJump Super StarsJump Ultimate StarsJump Stadium>>150890099Thats got End of Service and dropped.>>150890104As part of the narrative the real life people inside Fuji TV are involved in, they were.
>dbzfags scrambling to try and one up ultraman, which inspired toriyama
>>150890099>deadversus
>>150890106>narrativebut not reality. Seems all you have in life is living (self inserting) in make-believe, not real life
>>150890080those are videos dumb niggerDid Independence Day really blow up the Whitehouse?
This is pathetic, but I think I know who is behind the retardation.
>>150890114Yes.
>>150890107Goku's more culturally relevant than Ultraman and Dragon Ball makes more money and more people know about it. That's literally the biggest one-up possible. This is the most Ultraman has probably ever been talked about here in months.
>>150890117of course...it was all a ploy to distract us from Simon worshipping his BVLL
>>150890111>>150890114>>150890118If real life people that are not bound to a place in time (like for example, a picture of real people in a comic book or people acting in a movie) are involved, then it is a valid outerversal event.in other words, the people inside the fuji tv sphere are not actors and can move on with their lives beyond the control of any ficiton author.
>>150890119Aw you think spics in south america matter.
LMAOhttps://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=+yoko_littner+son_goku+
>>150890119Bitch Goku represented Japan against SUN WUKONG and WON 7-0
>>150890119I think it's very cool how you value herd mentality, mass consumerism and bandwagon fallacy over quality, Gokubro.Because by that basis Superman also mogs Dragon Ball's entire verse.
>>150890117>Lust provoking image
At least Sonicfags are humble enough to understand Toryiyama was an influence on their franchise. Apparently DBfags can't return the favor when it comes to Ultraman.
>>150890132>>150890131Goku is the sex icon of crossover r34. Him with the the Highschool DxD girls, Sailor Moon and pictures of him fucking Featherine got discussed here a couple months back.
>>150890124except you're not involved, because all those videos of cities blowing up are FAKE and provably never happened.No person in japan has ever died with the cause being Goku slop.
Also, Ultraman Zero's dub voice actor is the current voice of Dub Goku.
>>150890129name literally any population of any country on planet earth and they will tell you Goku is more popular and culturally relevant than Ultraman
>>150890132Chinese people are worse than Japanese people at soccer. It was inevitable
>>150890143No, they ARE involved. They are adressed by Goku directly from within the narrative of em being inside the Fuji TV sphere. They are a part of the story.In terms of the story involving real life, beyond the concept of fictionality, the city WAS destroyed by enel then restored with the dragonballs.
I see we've proven yet again the only true Fiction transcendent characters are Kratos, Ember, and John Constantine
>>150890131It's just Goku getting futa'd
>>150890148China, Thailand, Japan, America.
>>150890135Yeah, and Mickey Mouse and Pikachu mog Superman. Ultraman's claim to fame is... being old...? Superman inspired Ultraman btw.
>>150890154No, they AREN'T involved. Goku breaking the 4th wall doesn't mean they actually will die, because the examples from the video of Japan blowing up are FAKE and NEVER HAPPENED.The city wasn't destroyed by Enel because it was fake, you just live your life as a sad little man with no real world awareness.
>>150890148>dbspic can't come up with valid critisisms against ultraman>muh series is more popularultraman inspired toriyama you nignog.
>>150890161Bitch superman was inspired by the concept of jewish supremacy.
>>150890161So you'll admit that but you won't accept that Toriyama was inspired by Ultraman
>>150888928>>150888939Not as bad of as I expected since it is supposedly an "enchanted" bullet, but still pretty bad. The enchantment can easily be assumed to be the damage it deals.
>>150890162Gohan scared Hitler so hard he died irlGoku scales
>>150890167And Superman inspired Goku. That would would Goku is the Jehovah's witness of the super hero genre. Twice removed KWAB
>>150890162They ARE involved. The people inside the sphere being adressed are not like pictures of you when you were a baby. They transcend the time and place of the REPRESENTATION of someone at a certain casualityThe people within the fuji tv sphere ARE real people that continued with their lives past the narrative 17 years ago and might still be alive today, unbound by fictionality.And those people were part of the story of enel nuking several cities and then restored by the dragon balls.This is objectively the highest outeversal feat in fiction to date.
Doood, this comic pretends to be real and acts like he will actually affect the real world if we read him. That means Superman scales to le real world because of statements that aren't true.
>>150890161And Ultraman inspired Pokemon. And Tsuburaya made Kaiju Booska, which sold more stuff than Mickey Mouse in Japan from 1966-1967. And they made a series about digital monsters in a computer in the series, Gridman in 1993. And Toriyama stated Ultraman was a huge inspiration when making Dragon Ball, in fact, Chichi uses a cutting device that was directly lifted from Ultraseven's Eye Slugger attack.
>>150890159they will all tell you Goku is more popular and culturally relevant than Ultraman
>>150890181See >>150890185those people were never gonna die, just like how no city never blew up. It was FAKE.Goku doesn't have a single irl feat to his name, just fake videos and fake statements of things he never was able to do in actuality, unlike actual outerversal characters who can.
>>150890185The reader is not involved tho. This is like saying the I want you poster is a story.>>150890192If Ultraman was as popular as Goku then why wasnt he chosen as the representation of the real life nation of japan vs sun wukong.
>>150890192Nope!
>>150890197neither are the people in the theater.If they all walked out the tape would still keep playing as usual, because it's just a videotape.
Lmfao do Ultramanfags actually think inspiring a character that's more popular and relevant is a win?
>>150890197Cause Ultraman had to deal with a freaky Hanuman in 1974.
>>150890202relevance among blacks and twitter troons is like bragging you sucked off the most guys at a bathroom gloryhole.
>>150890194>These people were never gonna dieCuz Goku and the strawhats saved em. By the narrative the real life, beyond fiction people were involved, they WERE in danger.The people warped around by Myx and batmite in the comics are not real. They are representations, aka pictures.>>150890200they are real people man, it was a real life attraction you could go into.let me put it easier for you.Which is more real. A video or picture of you as a baby or the you posting on 4chan right now?
>GOKU'S MORE POPULAR>Marvel asked to do a crossover with Ultraman before Dragon BallLMFAO
>>150890210nope. Goku had to doctor fake videos of cities blowing up, and that "narrative" is provably, observably fake. He's a fraud
>inspires all of literature and fictionENTER
>>150890211Marvel keeps saying that people go super saiyan when they get a power up. Miles imitates kamehamehas and chidori
What's more importantModern relevance or historical importance?
>Wins a non-canon death cartoon against godzilla>only to be put in a canon crossover against godzilla and job so hard that you bring the nikofag/kylejeet backKWAB!! GODZILLA ALWAYS WINS!!
>>150890210those real people could walk out and the video is unaffected, talking to noone. They're not part of the plot, your silly shonentard character just pretends that they are
>>150890218>Goku made up these people that 17 years ago went to fuji tv hq Use your fucking head.
>>150890222>t-they REFERENCE it>meanwhile the actual ultraman appears in marvel comicsLMAO
>>150890223modern "relevance" is having the most updoots on twitter and reddit
>>150890229Goku made up that irl cities blew up due to Enel and that those people were in danger.Go outside, smelly nigger. There's a real world out there
>>150890223Goku arguably has both. Unless you want to imply some senority via inspiring Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball has definitely inspired more things than Ultraman, simply due to how much more people exist nowadays and how much reach it has. If you do imply seniority, then Superman gets Ultraman's historical importance.
Mogged by Superman, Reverse Flash, Invincible, Sonic, and now Ultraman. They'll never stop yapping at the Big Dogs.
>>150890228They are part of the narrative being presented and waved at by the characters. These are not pictures or videos of people, but people that actually went to fuji tv 17 years ago and lived on from any narrative written by any comic book writter. >>150890236They WERE in danger by the narrative they chose to participate within and were adressed by the characters.These people again, are not representations, but actual beyond fictionality human beings like you and i.
>>150890241>They are part of the narrative being presenteda fake narrative relying on fake blowing up of cities with no irl backing. Noone irl ever died or was in danger, so a "narrative" is no better than a lie. Not a feat.
>>150890241Nice narrative. Now prove they were actually in danger.
>>150890247Its a narrative that involves real people. Within that narrative, these people were in danger and the city got blown up.keep up.
I'm gonna piss on an anthill. Who should I dedicate this to as my inspiration so they can get an outerversal feat?
>>150890249So aka, not real, just a fake story. Oops, i mean "n-n-n-n-narrative"YAWN!
>>150890239>d-dragon ball has definitely inspired more things than ultramanLMFAO
>>150890250KINGtos will force you to stay inside and do nothing
>>150890239Are you actually fucking downplaying the importance of tokusatsu
>>150890249>Its a narrative that involves real peopleNo it's not. It's a narrative that involves fictional people based on real people.
>>150890259dragonball totally inspired way more things like, uh, like amphibia.
>>150890250Ants are objectively beyond what superman writers do. So dedicate it to Goku.>>150890252>>150890261Its a story that involves real people. Not pictures of people. Those people ARE real and its proven that these people WERE in the fuji tv hq 17 years ago and chose to be part of the narrative that within its own story had them in danger and part of tokyo nuked by Enel then restored by the dragonballs.
>>150890259shit, if you're gonna give all of tokusatsu to Ultraman, why not give all of anime to Goku? say he popularized it worldwide and it wouldn't exist in its modern state without him
I was captured by the ruskies in ukraine last week and after they disarmed us and stole our rations they were gonna shoot me and all my friends in a ditch,that’s when i touched the GOW 2018 game case i keep in my breastpocket, keeping faith it would give me the strength of a Boundless Beast like its namesake as it always hasSuddenly in that moment, in the blink of an atom before they could pull their triggers, Kratos transcended the fictional dimensions themselves - leaping out of my GoW disk towards my would-be-killers - and splattered them all as shapeless red gore among the woods by flying at them at infinite speeds. I thank Kratos, for he has taught me the true strength of a King
Ultraman inspired:>Pokemon, the Pokemon Staryu, Kamn Rider, Evangelion, Dragon Ball, Spectreman, SpaceGhost, Supert Sentai, Astroguy and Atomic Guy in King of Monsters, Alien X and Way Big in Ben10
>>150890269Now prove they were actually in danger, and not just "in the story". We're still waiting.
>>150890275"Actually" in danger is just what your brain tells you. In a cosmic scale, you are in danger of a FTL blackhole swallowing the earth at any time or a stay bullet flying from a robbery nearby and hitting you in the head.Yet you are not aware of any of that danger.
...I WON in Death Battle......But I LOST in CANON...
>>150890282So you can't? Good to know.Goku proven a fraud once again
>>150890285https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd3R0FbLv-g>>150890287Dude i already did. The narrative that involves irl people had them in danger.
>>150890285No character ever because CHADth CHADttle is always right...
>>150890295The narrative is a story. Only in the story of your baby cartoon. You haven't proven anyone in the real world is in real danger
>>150890302Hitler provably died and he was in the Janemba movie. Dragon Ball characters can affect real people.
>>150890302Indeed, in the narrative involving those real life people that are beyond whatever dc or marvel writes, they were in danger and needed to be saved from enel by Goku and Luffy.You're gettin there.
>>150890304fake story danger.Nor real, actual danger.One day you'll realise you're not an anime character, and anime characters speaking to the camera doesn't make them real.
Ultraman lost.Goku lost.Superman won.
>>150890309How is it fake. I already explained it to you over and over again that within the narrative, the danger as real to those beyond fictional real life people.
>>150890046t.
>>150890314the narrative is not real life, like your narrative that you are a woman doesn't make you a woman.
>>150890319The narrative involves real life people.
to those betting on samus/frieren/sakuya, who will you migrate to next if either two of them gets booted?
>>150890321and you can say you are a woman.That doesn't make it true.
>>150890322whoever has the cutest feet
>>150890324huh?
>>150890335huh? huh? huh? that's you, that's what you sound like
>>150890335YWNBAW
>>150890345Grow up
>>150890345Hey, fuck you buddy!
KIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGGGTTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS
>>150890345>>150890324>Completely disregards the argument and relies on insults.I think Gokuchad won this one.
>>150890345Fucking kek
>>150890365Not an insult to say you're not a woman.Just a fact that saying it as your "narrative" over and over does not make it fact. And it is a fact that you will never be a woman.
Don't mind me just adding another L to Goku's scoreboard.
>>150888760Except he didn't inject. At no point in the game does Kratos ever talk about kissing guys.>Well he tried to.At this point we might as well start just accepting when some assistant writer says some dumb shit regarding power levels and calling it canon
>>150890380but we do
>>150890379who's THIS cutie?! KylemonCHAD btw.
>>150890379yummy feeti am a gokubro
CLIVE WILL WIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!
>>150890379>Posting material from your fap folderGentlemen.
OOOOH, I know why DBSpics hate Ultraman now.Ultraseven killed a space monkey.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDzZTIoKnKw&t=1s
>>150890393DANTOOOSSSSS!!! USE YOUR STATEMENTS TO VAPORIZE THIS FEATCHAD, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
>>150890393wait...if LOSERsura is backing Clive then that means...oh no...
FUARK, KINGtrap made this?
GOKU DON'T LOOK! ULTRASEVEN BLEW UP THIS SPACE MONKEY
>>150890411Junko Enoshima is supposed to beat THIS!?
>>150890345huh?
>>150890270that'd be Naruto.
>UltraFAGS getting uppity again
You really wanna get the Dragon Ball fags angry, mention this woman makes more money than Akira Toriyama did in his entire life time.
>>150890424Hello Kitty makes more money than Goku.
"Freddy Fazbear. Something moans. Is it you?“Oh no—”The animatronics scream. All of them. The doors in the office pop open and the camera feeds cut out. The monitor spews static and snow dances across the screen.The phone line goes dead."TWB pg 213. The animatronics are peculiar. I began to realize that they do things more for their own entertainment. But when things get serious and you do something they don't like, they'll just kill you. If there are doors blocking them, they'll magically disable the doors. If you're locked in your room, they'll appear out of nowhere inside, without explanation.That is the nature of possessed beings in this universe. They can lock you in time loops, completely change your physiology, and distort any logic you might apply to them.
Check THIS out!
>>150890411Freddie wouldn't say that.
>>150890442They call him... the Hedgehog.
>>150890403CHADsura gives his support to CHADive because they are featsCHADS. Him losing because of DB being retarded doesn’t change that.
>HBOCsura
>>150890438I... I'm kneeling on my own...
>>150890448Jeetsura... you've lost. Nothing can change the fact Asura is an utter failure.
>>150890451>HERO BASTION OVERLORD CHADsuraYup yup yup.
>Jeetsura... you've lost. Nothing can change the fact Asura is an utter failure
>>150890451>he doesn’t understand the spirit of cheering on other peopleSad…
>kratos out of nowhere
>>150890472There is only KINGtos. Allies are stepping stones. Teammates are mere convenience. There can only be one better man.
>>150890395t.
Can your HERO have this BOUNDLESS hot sauce without SHITTING the BED?
>SHARTos placed correctly
Can your HERO survive the Necromorph infection from Dead Space?
Can you HERO get the CHEESE without getting TRAPPED?
Can your HERO change a diaper?
>>150890488I only play REAL board games, sorry.>>150890489I MAKE BABIES CRY
>>150890483No>>150890485Yep>>150890488No>>150890489NoWho is my hero?
Can your HERO survive SLIPPING and HITTING their HEAD on the FLOOR?
>>150890411Freddy wished he had this much personality in canon
>>150890480>KINGtos only cares for one better man instead of making everyone betterHe has fallen from his ways…
Can your HERO wear the CROWN of DEATH BATTLE without it FALLING OFF?
>>150890483Yes
Can your HERO tank THIS?
>>150890495Monopolybro, btw.
>>150890496Isaac...
>>150890509Deku tanks these on a daily basis.
>>150890505There's a reason why he's called the KING in his series. His statements and lore?>Defeated armies>Potentially freezes a mulitversal foe>Manipulate a CHAOS godYup, yup.
>>150890483WOOOOW!! BEJITA, THEY SAY THIS HOT SAUCE IS REALLY STRONG! WAKUWAKU, LET ME TRY SOME!*eats it on a taco*¡DELICIOSO! BEJITA, YOU GOTTA TRY SOME OF THIS-*ominous stomach growling*Oooooo nooooo... Bejita, my tummy hurts...*fart*W-Wha?*bigger fart*Ohhh noooo...*huge fart*¡DIOS MIO! BEJITA! MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE!*extremely loud farting**liquid shit runs down Goku's pants*HELP ME BEJITA! DO SOMETHING!*louder, rapid farting**liquid shit flies everywhere, Goku helplessly puts his hands on his butthole while he sobs*BEJITA PLEASE DO SOMETHING PLEEEEEAAAAASEEE!!! WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
>>150890515Jobs to finn the cuckold on a daily basis btw.
ENOUGH.BOOOOOMYour hero's move?
Can your HERO survive a STONE PILLAR falling on them?
>>150890509Ash has survived worse
>>150890509BEASTsura eats those and turns them into Wrath.
>>150890518Finn the CHADman isn't a cuck
>>150890430>>150890523post supersonic being eaten by a crocodile
Can your HERO lift the weight of a ROCK?
Can your HERO fight THIS?
>>150890430My FUARKING Heroine.
>>150890540>>150890538My hero can actually destroy a mountain
Can you HERO tell if this CAT is REAL or FAKE?
>>150890540Only after some HARD struggle.
>>150890531>Thank you cinnamon bun for coming over! I'm just so FLIPPING excited at the mere thought of you impregnating Fire Princess! The only thing she was talking about was your BIG GIRTHY SUGAR COATED WILLY! It's SO big, bigger than even JAKE'S! Thank you so much for helping me man.
>>150890520>UNOI use my Wild Skip card because I hate faggots like you
Can your HERO
>>150890531Why hasn’t he made it official with that wild beauty Huntress Wizard?
Can your HERO take the INCEL-BLACK PILL without becoming a CHUD?
>>150890560AIIIEEEE!! NO HE CAN'T! THAT'S TOO HARD FOR MY HERO!!!
>>150890555>WAKE UP TO REALITY Finn fucks immortals, royalty, and other high ranking authorities.
>>150890557MINDBROKENku...you cannot WIN against me
https://canyourpet.com/online/
>>150890555>A battle where Finn wonThat episode? FINN WON. He managed to get his girlfriend at the time (Flame Princess) to fight Ice King, while he was getting HARD at the thought of the BATTLE!
PAAAANTY! WHERE IS PANTY?!
>>150890570First image was his imagination.Second image was his wet dream.Third image is him mindbroken after all of the kekkingFourth image is an alternate universe.I'm sorry finnbro... But the only semblence of romance he has is getting raped by lsp.
>>150890575GOKU NOOOOOOOOOO
>>150890581>My HERO had sexYup, yup. I won.
Can you HEROINE tank being NERDIFIED and GEEKED?
>>150890575Hitler jobbed to that game btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMtRUYwQ5lk
>>150890578Getting dicked unlike Lute
>But the only semblance of romance he has is getting raped by lsp
>>150890594This will get retconned as Fionna (literal fanficiton) keks him.
>>150890594Funny how Huntress Wizard is a high ranking authority
>>150890596>This will get retconned as [LITERAL FANFICTION TIER STORY]Done. Finn won
>>150890593Lute got gratuitous amounts of the Big Adam CAWK. CANON!!!
>>150890585Sluts who wear glasses are not nerds
>>150890585I jobbed to my Heroine...
>>150890599HW canonically refused to commit so she could keep banging her ex boyfriend on the side. Finn's a cuck
>>150890602Adam? Would fuck Panty in a heartbeat, while Lute watches.
Your hero/ine? Jobs to him.
>>150890596If that happens, I will reject it. Simple as.
>>150890607>Finn's a [SLANDER]Done. HW and Finn are banging, even if going by Fionna and Cake, they were hanging out, and the new season confirms they're something.My hero? WON
>>150890613>Sure might be a kek>Sure he might have been raped>Sure the two girls he liked instantly turned into dykes after meeting him>Sure his dad abandoned him and ASCENDED into a higher plane of existence just to never see him again>B-b-but he got a pity girlfriendFinnbros... this is getting sadder by the second.
>>150890618>Slander and slanderFinn won, he only broke up with Flame Princess because his HEROIC nature saw that Flame Princess fighting Ice King, he FORCED them to fight, saw that Flame Princess was still evil, and went with a HEROIC woman.
>>150888170>>150888170>>150888170
Finn’s “pity girlfriend” was unironically the best option for him. She fit him the most and vibed with him the best out of all his romances. The warrior and wizard combo is great. He WON.
>>150890080>Goku needs SS2 to beat EnelGoku confirmed weaker than KEKffy
>>150890739
>>150890080>Goku and Luffy vs Enel>CHADffy doesn't even need any gears to be outerversal.
>>150890739To defeat the entire enel clone army and was matching him in base.
>>150890783>was matching him in baseGoku couldn't even touch him and was the only one sweating before the clone form after Luffy rammed Enel with his attack.
>>150890001Pathetic. Men, post the earnings of UltraCHAD's last movie.
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