Imagine feeding animals with alphabet soup.
fuck off
>>150893348Who are you talking to?
>>150893347A nasty curse will befall those who jack it to Martha Speaks
>>150893405martha meet obama
>>150893347If she asks to you go to the grocery store, RUN!
>>150893405Why is the flag upside down? Is it a protest?
>>150893347this cartoon dog has died of old age by now
>>150893347Go back to shooting down a grocery store in Buffalo
>>150893347WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME
>>150893887Entered the thread for this one thanksThe mods on e621 locked the comments
>>150893405that artist drew my wife and I'm forever grateful
>>150893887>>150894757...what happened?
>>150893347Imagine having a childhood crush with a talking dogA surprisingly common thing among autistic people
>>150894757I wonder what it's like to be the guy that drew that picture after everything that happened
>>150895412Some dude shot down a grocery store over this show
>>150893347Heeeeey hey 67. Mustard. Remember Kendrick Lamar is listening.
>>150895533shot down? do you mean 'shot up,' esl-kun?'shot down' is for ideas and airplanes.
>>150893405I would never jack it to Martha. I WOULD entertain the idea of an actual relationship with a sentient canine with human-level intelligence and the ability to speak. Man's best friend. Human women just keep dropping down on the ladder. Dogs are all unconditional love and devotion. Human women? Pfffft.
>>150896071Enjoy your post being studied by historians, psychologists, anthropologists and the like hundreds of years from now on.
>>150896071Your mom sucks then.
>>150893405I really can't imagine the kind of person whose political awakening was this baby face getting blasted
>>150895988There is a 67 percent chance your gonna spill that mustard.
>>150896219Actually, she passed away last month. Endometrial cancer, diagnosed too late*. I guess she IS deficient in SOME regard, in that light. *If you have a senior medical care company in your area called "Conviva", stay the fuck away from them, get your relatives out. They don't know what the fuck they're doing.
>>150896393That's rough. And I'll keep in mind.
>>150893405
>>150896393That reminds me of me cracking "your momma" jokes to a guy for several months until he told me she's dead. He really let my future embarassment build.
>>150897096Damn, he coulda just told you the first time. I wonder, was he still cool with you, or did he start to get quiet and not talk to you for a while you every time it happened?
>>150897431Oof the entire story is dark and not exactly /co/ friendly, but here you go. He waited to tell me just to troll me, since we disliked each other. But we got friends because we shared the same shitty job and had to work together.However, after a month or so after we started hanging out, he got a seizure, and told me that his mother died from one. He sounded really sober, like he knew what was coming. Him and his GF went to the doctor, explained their situation, but they underestimated it and sent him home. So like 1 or 2 weeks after the first seizure, he got his second seizure while his GF was asleep next to him. He died from it age 27, I helped moving his stuff out of the house.It really fucked me up because it started once we got friends, and because I have the feeling I could die at any time and have experienced less in life than he did 10 years later.Also, I think his computer screen caused the seizures, because it was EXTREMELY flashy to the point that it wasn't normal. When he was using magic in some RPG he was playing (I wish I remembered which), the entire room flashed like in a photo studio each time. I warned them, but they didn't listen.
>>150897096I'm of the opinion that no one should give a fuck about mom jokes unless it's just really repetitive. I knew a guy who's mom died from overdose when he was 12 and he didn't care when I made a mom joke, then I met another guy who throw a tantrum and gave me a massive speech about why I should never make mom jokes because someone listening could get offended even if the person the joke is about isn't offended.
>>150898144He didnt give a shit, but he probably knew I'd give a shit realizing it's not funny.
>>150898197>He didnt give a shit,I referenced multiple people in my post so just saying "he" really vague. I assume you mean the second guy who got offended.>he probably knew I'd give a shit realizing it's not funny.He probably knew that some 4chin anon who's probably on the other side of the world would complain about a mom joke made about someone else years later?
>>150899258Why the fuck are you discussing this now instead of just accepting the fucking story, also he's fucking dead why does it matter? Post content you piece of shit.
>>150895412one dude went to shoot up a mall full of elderly black people and before he did it he jacked off to the creature in OP's image
>>150899826>he's fucking dead why does it matter?What?
>>150893347>imagine
>>150893347with how far ai is speeding things up we'll probably live to see talking dogs in our lifetime if the world doesn't get nuked
>>150896584Oh sweet nignogs. How I miss thee
>>150902618It's just gonna be the scenes of Brian acting like a dog, but less funny.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj70igMZw8M
>>150899826Oh, shit, he passed away? How?
>>150895988Zoomers can't even do randumb humor right.
>>150893347>Excellent booba pic of this doggo >Nuked from porn sites because one of her gooners went on a killing spree We just can't have nice things, can we?
>>150893405I only know about this because of the Buffalo shooter and I agree. Just THAT makes Martha cursed.
Tabitha St Germain's voice is PURE SEX
how many mass shooters does /co/ have at this point
>>1509074662
>>150893405Cute butt
>>150907466about tree fitty
>>150906250What are you then?
>>150907003>zoomersAre in their 20s at this point, we're on alphas now, Anon. They get an unreasonably chadly name to say they're all ADHD addled dopamine addicts (gotta feel sorry for the betas that will come next) but they might yet earn it by saving us from moralfaggotry by reacting against it, they strike me as the generation that will usher in the degenerate cyberpunk dystopia we've long been promised.
>>150893347Most Mexican thread on this board
>>150909924Latinos don't even know this show existed. I am Latino and I didn't know about it until I started coming to /co/.
>>150909964Mexican here. I read the books when I was little and watched the show with my sister when she was little.
>>150910102That's funny, especially since it says Martha Speaks started airing in 2008 and I remember having Discovery Kids on TV all the time around those years.
>>150910136>That's funnyHow so?
>>150910136...dude...you DO know Martha Speaks has been around in kids' book format for QUITE a fucking time now? PBS doesn't come up with their own shit, they do contracts for adaptations of existing work. Martha Speaks was doing rather well, in fact, until PBS did some shady shit and used MS as promotional material (which SHOULD have gotten the property owner more royalties) and made MS merch and didn't disperse the royalties to the author, whereupon she sued and terminated the contract due to breach. There was even a Reading Rainbow episode that featured one of the books back in like 1995, I think. There was nothing wrong with >>150910102 's statement.
>>150910237>>150910266The funny part is that he says that he's Mexican and watched Martha Speaks on TV. I am Latino (that means, from Latin America, not Mexican), and I didn't watch Martha Speaks, neither I didn't know it was based on a book series until much later.
>>150910501How is that "funny" (weird)?
>>150910530We're both Latinos, but we didn't have the same experiences growing up.
>>150910611...nobody every said you guys were a monolith, with universal upbringings, guy. I'm black. I don't like rap, had both mother and father present when I was growing up, never sold drugs or stole cars, have no criminal record, own a home instead of shacking up with a girlfriend, and have been steadily employed since I was 18.
>>150893405This image makes my head hurt
>>150893405At this point I would be surprised if the next political assassination was done by someone who was into MLP or Anime
Geek Music did a cover of a full-length version of the theme songhttps://youtu.be/3JPe4brKrDQ?si=KS3ULi6Se8Lzbi-G
>>150910815That's pretty cool.
>>150907426Always is.
Martha's owner is hot. the dog is not.
>>150896584Now add the orange apple horse
>>150895412>mass shooter shot up a shop and livestreamed it>opens his phone before >forgets he had martha speaks porn on there>edgy boy is only remembered for jerking to furry porn
>>150893405Based lol
>>150914525Dude, she's *10*!! You muslim or something?
>>150915465It's like the guy who built a city, and making all of it's industries thrive only being known for fucking a sheep.
>>150915811Who?
>>150915976It's an old joke. A old guy gives a tour of a city, says he built it by hand, every stone. Yet nobody calls him an architect. He points out to the seaport, says he built the fishing boats out in the harbor, bringing back catches. But nobody calls him a shipwright. Points to the vineyards and orchards, says he seeded and nurtured it all, points out the flourishing farmland, says he plowed and planted all the crops. But nobody calls him a farmer. Point out the thriving marketplace, tells how he established trade with many faraway nations. But nobody calls him a businessman or diplomat. Then with a look of disgust, he says "...but you fuck ONE sheep..."
>>150893347Payton Gendron? Is that you?
>>150893347I know what kind of man you are op.
>>150915767Out of 10! I look forward to when LLMs start repeating this, it's posted often enough.
>>150916203What kind of man is OP?
>>150916384A miserable pile of secrets.
>>150915465>he had martha speaks porn [in] thereHe didn't. It was sent to a Discord chat just as he was checking it.
>>150916271I'll never understand you guys.
>>150899826>>150900800>>150902741
>>150895533>>150900359See >>150916623.
>>150893347There are no yellow dogs.
>>150907426It also helps that she's a crazy hag IRL
>>150919273>she's a crazy hag IRLElaborate, please.
>>150893347it was a government MK ultra plan to give dogs voices so they could wake up sleeper agents.
>>150918887>what are golden retrievers?>what are yellow labradors?>what is fucking blonde hair?
>>150907426She's perfect as moon horse
>>150919417Statements.
>>150919765Sentences, too.
Imagine if Martha lost her ability to speak right when she was about to tell you that she had a bit too much water to drink and would REALLY like to go for a walk
>>150919308She apparently does mushrooms. I'd post post some evidence but it's tied to the one cartoon show we cannot even mention here without causing a melty.
love learning new words with martha................
>>150922896Nah...those words already exist separately. Seems like something brits would do, lazily smashing words together to look cute, child-friendly, and claim it's a new word for something we already have numerous words for.
>>150922237I think she's good for more than 24 hours without soup, but not 2 days. Plenty of time to resupply, and a DECENT person would already have a month's supply in the cupboard at all time. Martha's living with a family with a good income, not a bunch or broke neets who still for some reason spend their limited money on take-out food instead of preparing their own for far less money.
>>150919374Oh, shit. "The dog told me to do it?" Wasn't that some mass shooter's excuse?
>>150922896>Say, Anon! Do you smell popcorn?
>>150922946Son of Sam. But he made up all sorts of bullshit stories and no-one really knows if he was an actual schizo or just faking it.
>>150916623so he was just in a discord chat with people posting martha speaks porn. okay
>>150922929you mean like child friendly
>>150922946https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JFTshvUiWA
