How would you reboot South Park, /co/?
Kenny x Wendy
>>150897886You know you can just watch another cartoon if it pisses you off so much, right?
More brap scenes like >>150891093Also, less Trump stuff, less Randy, Butters & Cartman and more character-focused stuff
>>150897886a cartman spin off where the eps are just shennanigans of him and his mom
>>150898922And remember Liane's a former prostitute while making her assertive. They had the perfect balance, but they butchered her and made her a Sharon clone
>>150897886Anyone who has tits has WAY bigger tits.
>>150898165Don't want them to be a unit, but more interactions with Kenny and Wendy would be nice.
>>150897886Cartman's not just probed by the aliens, this time he's impregnated
>>150900375So more Mpreg?
>>150897886You have some reading to catch up on, /co/zette.https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/Special:AllPages
>>150901304Maybe one day
>>150898922Sometimes his relatives drop in like his skinny cousin, or he learns Liane had and gave away a daughter that looks like his sister from the pilot and he was just too self-absorbed to recognize her being pregnant when he was young.
>>150902761That's perfect!
>>150897886south park deserves a spin off with just PC principle causing shit and trolling the town
>>150901112This time it's not a stale Trump joke, however
>>150903009Yay!>>150902801Fuck no. PC Principal's a complete fraud. He's a reverse Brian Griffin
>>150897886You know how Rick and Morty put out that episode with the two Loli Beth's and we had like 4 back to back threads reach bump limit? SP should do the same with its girls.
>>150903202>age shenanigans plot where due to weird science or some shit, the adults in South Park become kids and kids become adults>child Randy is a menace as usual but you get to see younger Sharon and others
>>150903026PC Principal is funny but i haven’t watched enough south park.
>>150903244>Kenny is absent because Carol is pregnant with him upon regression
>>150897886I'd>Make Wendy get the boobs Cartman had in The Streaming Wars and have her keep them>Make Heidi gain the weight Cartman did in the beefcake episode and have her remain that wayThat would improve the series
>>150903665Heidi the Hutt's deadly gas would force a full scale town evacuation
>>150897886Make Max canon.
>>150898765>>150904979I could see them doing an episode where all the girls CRAM WITH THE ROCKIN' FUND TRUST BASKIN BAND, JIGC IS KINO.[/spoiler
>>150897886I'd do an episode where all the boys and girls get breast implants and BBLs, and then I'd have them stay like that for the rest of the show
>>150897886Wendy looks better without the slutty implants. Everyone was right to laugh.
>>150907297And it happens after Dogpoo gets beat up for wanting plastic surgery, so SouthParkUniverse can claim he got plagiarized. But they turned it into something more peak.
>>150907318>tfw they had the other girls conveniently vanish for that scene so you don't see them slut-shame Wendy in place of Bebe, look grossed out, laugh, or get so confused and gay
>>150903297I hate him now that he's basically a complete fraud.>>150903244That's perfect!>>150904979>Gassy HeidiThis time, she's skinny, so it's cuter.>>150905541Shut the fuck up>>150907326What if Red and Annie fawn over her boobs and turn gay for them, more attention than Wendy was hoping for
>>150897886Make South Park dead serious, leaving the satire up to the viewer. The jokes would hit way deeper when nobody’s laughing.
>>150905300>Brown girl>Doesn't even draw herself white or with a /fit/ body>Thinks she can stand up to a blonde beefcake and defend the boys instead of the boys defending her.This generation lacks self awareness and has been jewed to no end.
>>150903202Ayyyyyy
>>150907695Yeah, Smeet does this a lot.>>150907669That sounds boring
>>150907747I do... do this a lot don't I???
>>150907751Oh, I didn't see the username lol
>>150897886honestly?I'd just do a serious take on the material.just kids living in some shithole podunk town, maybe some occult twin peaks/gravity falls shit with Kenny's curse or whatever.the comedy wouldn't go away of course but the show would be less zany.
>>150907927Know what? That could actually work
bump
>>150897886Put a chick in it and make it lame and gay
>>150908608Kenny has a harem
>>150897886Split the show in 2. One show focuses on current events and the adults. The other show focuses on the kids
>>150897886Retcon Scott Tenorman must die to Cartman waking up after the pony bucking him in the head.Cartman remains a bratty kid and the kids go on kid Adventures like usual.
>>150907694Drink some water, loser
>>150909550*Blows air in your face* you said something?*Spits in your mouth* Now swallow, slut.
>>150897886No need, franchise reboots are a sign of a dying culture incapable of producing anything new. Lets not fantasize about continuing that trend.
>>150909734Your ancestors will not look kindly on your actions
>>150897886>reboot
>>150897886I'd make it about realistically vulgar kids doing kid shit, not commentary on the latest news item.
>>150910135So the first few seasons + some other stuff sprinkles throughout?
>>150910111Maybe a soft reboot?
more tegridy farmsmore drumpfmore PC principal
it doesn't need a reboot, just a refocusdrop all the gay episodes about kids being kids and just focus entirely on current affairs and politics, those are the best episodes. randy should have a starring role every episode because they don't use that character enough
>>150911178>>150911220Trey? Or is it Matt, who cares?Get out of this thread
>>150911286I was trolling for sure but it's so annoying hearing them say in commentaries all the time 'our best episodes are the ones where it's just boys being boys' - like they clearly realise where their priorities should lieonly for them to do issue-of-the-week slop through an out of touch LA-brained lens endlessly
>>150911417Well, they're old and out of touch, so of course they can't relate to the kids.Also, people will suck them off for stuff like this, even if it's not funny.
>>150905300Please tell me the next part is her getting mating pressed.
>>150911652Maybe...
>>150912153
Instead of exploiting whatever is popular now exploit whatever was popular 5 years ago.Like robot chicken does with 80s 90s stuffhttps://youtu.be/_fIAI-yRlvs
>>150905300Max? THAT MAX? He's already canon! I get a goddamn HEART ATTACK whenever he appears in South Parkhttps://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/Max
>>150913214 What the fuck?!? Trey is going to flip.https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Girl_with_Blonde_Hair
>>150913326She's so cute, bros
>>150913535>SheWhatever you say, "bro".
>>150913841That's a chick, dude
Anyway, my solution is to abandon the serialization bullshit. Next episode opens with a half-assed montage wrapping everything up so we can start fresh. No more season-long plots
I remember how back when SP threads were predominantly populated by fujos and shotafags, there was always a sperg or two that complained about pedophiles. Now that these threads are ruled by lolifags instead, the complainers are no longer showing up, I wonder why is that.
>>150913326Hey, that's Trudy
>>150914569Niels has been busy telling his life story about cars on the deviant fart site instead of yelling about how he has to be surrounded by stupid oversexed women wanting little boys in their pants.There's spec he used to post here and he carried his high school bully personality into his 30s.
>>150914569Huh, that's weird.Well, if next episode is a Creek episode, we should brace ourselves...
>>150914591Who's Trudy?
>>150914569So if we talk about South Park shotas being forcefemmed into lolis, the autists won't complain right?
>>150915131Well, let's make a comfy thread and test that theory
>>150914912It's her name in the code for the games. Knowing Tratt though, they might just have her named something else on-screen if they ever do, and even that's not consistent.>Other rando blonde girl is Emily or Jen>Theresa and Isla used to be Molly and Courtney>Annie's different surnames>Red was once Bertha, once Rebecca>Milly was one time Jessie, etc.
>>150915542Butters was originally called Puffy, (I think)
>>150915676Puff-Puff, yeah. Kevin was Sky, and Dogpoo was Dirt.
>>150916799Puff Puff is such a cute name, they should reference that.
>>150912418Why don't people tell Matt and Trey to do more shit like this?
>>150897886Why do Trey and Matt suck so much dick currently? I just watched the last few episodes that aired because I was putting them off. I didn't laugh at all. South Park is now where 2010 simpsons was at, I just want funny interesting ideas/antics for the boys to get into. Why has the show been so fucking unfunny? They can't spend 2 entire seasons seething over Trump. it is just sad. I don't even like Trump but god damn, can the show just be funny again? it can't be this politically obsessed. it never lands and is never funny
scat fetishists suffer at the hands of jigC
>>150917796Well, the subreddit is starting to visibly turn on the Trump jokes. Pretty impressive.Also, you should see this. Someone posted this to defend the season
>>150897886I like how the actual joke of the last episode was PC principal was a die-hard leftist who switched over to being an ultra conservative to oppress and bully peopleReally good of Trey and Matt to get that message in their episode inadvertently
>>150917983To me, it makes me retroactively hate him. All that preaching he did only because he was on the winning side
>>150917856Congrats, it's gone to sitcom territory.
>>150918120Can you define what you mean by that?
>>150918015Well he has always been a shit character, it is a good unintended joke to have tone-deaf leftie flip-flop and be a shit Christian. Everybody wants to be on the winning side or root for the underdogThat seldom translates to comedy though. Unless we're talking about Randy vs Batdad, one of the best scenes in the show
>>150918131Not as surreal as the early seasons.Exhausting to watch.
>>150918179Yeah, I agree>>150918140Counterpoint: Kyle and Wendy are still woke. He turned tail and pussed out
>>150918140>>150918015>>150917983I like PC principal. He never made any sense as a character though that was the idea. He was a literal joke that went on too long. The joke was what if they took a highly masculine frat boy as a grown adult just out of school archetype character, and then made him woke, as usually males woke like that are more effeminate types. You wouldn't get a fratboy who acted like that unless he was fronting to try to screw a girl (hence strongwoman) that was the joke, but then they just kept using him for whatever reason. He's just became like a dudebro principal, and then it just so happens his character is also how conservative Christian youtubers act (fratboy to conservative Christian youtuber) archetype, so they're using him for that. Also it might not be intentional, but as millennials and then gen Z entered the workforce teachers were getting younger (older ones retiring), so giving the kids a lifting bro as a principal was topical.
What boy has the cutest feet?
>>150909734not ERPing with you tranny
