Say something nice about them
>>150898135I'd take both their knots.
>>150898135Mr. Wolf looks like he... y'know?
>>150898135>male anthroautomatic fag aura
>>150898290Feeling threatened don't we
>>150898461I feel like they’d suck my cock for five bucks, not sure if that’s the same thing
>>150898587Why are you thinking about men sucking your cock?
>>150898135They look like they get dommed by women.
If you wanted to have a gay furry thread you could've just said so
>>150898244>>150898272>>150898290>>150898587>>150898634>>150898772What part of "straight protagonist" do you not understand
>>150898804What direction do you want this thread to take?
>>150898804>no women on the internet
>>150898135Cucked by human men of all races. Just lines upon lines of human men fucking their bunny and fox girlfriends.
>>150898804>posting image of furry men>expecting “straight” discussionlol. lmao even.
>>150898135>Straight>But both canon bottoms to their female
>>150898804see >>150899271
>>150899271Is liking women gay now?
>>150898135they look like they get cucked by my fursona
>>150898135I can suck the straight out of them.
>>150898135Nick didn't score with Judy though
>>150898244
>>150898804what is this thread supposed to be about
>>150899271Being a bottom to a female is not homosexual.
>>150898135mr wolf has nice lips
>>150900136if only his eyeballs weren't full of piss
>>150900120What it is then?
>>150898272Fucks fox women? Yeah, they made that pretty clear.
>>150899220I really can't tell the difference between these posts and blackedfags, seems like the same kinda brown sissies writing them.
>>150902542Pussywhipped.
>>150902563
>>150898135Add her to the crew
>>150902563>>150902657adorable
>>150898244good lord man, have some dignity!
>>150899726She calls him her most important person in the world, closest family, and he’s planning to propose. He’s already won.
>>150906644Nice. When Zootopia 3 comes out an I'm almost 50 I might get to see them kiss.
>>150902927No women is 100% straight.
>>150898135Everybody wants a straight couple now, the pendulum in full swing
>>150907112>nowThey always have, just a bunch of faggots kept forcing that shit in everyone's faces and they finally found out that's a tiny market.
>>150907112Everyone has always wanted a straight couple anon, ever since hunter gatherer days
>>150899726... Yet
>>150899726Not on screen though. If he is planning to marry her at the end of the movie after a time skip, they had to have sex at least once.
>>150907334> they finally found out that's a tiny market.They always knew that, they just want to be obnoxious and self serving on purpose.
>the incel rage baiter woke up
>>150907112Then why did the movie flop? It’s because they catered their children’s movie to furries but forgot furries are mostly gay. Besides that, Wolf x Diane is pussywhipped shit
>>150907983he's gone now
Will weaver return to continue making more zoots porn? That's all I care about when it comes to this movie
>>150898135>>150898272>>150902563>>150902657>>150906099These are truly better men who allow their wives to bear the sons of human men.
>>150908113>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!
>>150908113Better... men!?
>>150907983>>150908103kys
>>150908068You're retarded
>>150908174Why is Kamiyama from Cromartie High hanging out with them?
>>150898135They are only straight because they do not exist in each others universeIf they met they would not be able to stop fucking
>>150908348kys
>>150908113>/dbg/sissyOkay yeah now the cuck fetish makes sense.
>>150906099
>>150908623
>>150908632
>>150908645
>>150908068The numbers weren't amazing but it wasn't a flop.
>>150908348The crossover we deserve
>>150908613always figured it was some brown thirdworlder making the posts
>>150908678Nick tugging on the muzzle while he rides Wolf would be -mwah-
>>150908704
>>150906099They always are.
>>150908670it very nearly tripled its budget. completely solid performance especially given its release timing.
>>150910369>nearly tripledOh damn, that's not bad.
>>15091109680 mil budget, 235 mil box office. only 5 mil off from tripling its budget. the only way to call it a flop is literal delusion, but this is /co/ so naturally there is one anon with said delusion who repeats it incessantly, and usually whines about homosexuals while doing it.despite the couples in the movies being straight.as a straight white male, i do not think about gay people whenever i see a heterosexual couple in a movie (or all that often in general), so idk what's going on there.
>>150898135One is lick boot the other is stay true to yourself
>>150911662I really do need to watch it, I've been putting it off for a while. I heard it's pretty decent, which I was NOT expecting with how um, "butch" the girls are.
>>150902542>man having sex with woman is gay because they are not having sex the way I think they should.
>>150900120>>150912573Ok homo
>>150898135How did furchads win so hard???
>>150912838Turns out furries being majority lgbt is from skewed poll results and a great many furries are straight.
>>150912838What does make a couple astroturfed?
>>150912838>astroturfed heteronormative and corporate-acceptedwhat the fuck does that mean
>>150913083Whatever blue hairs want it to mean
>>150912880>great many furries are straight.lol what? They're literally a part of the alphabet gang. not that it matters, but furries don't mind straight couples
>>150913649The polls showing furries as lgbt are from furry cons, the majority of people who go to those are gay and the majority of furries that answer those polls are even more likely to be gay. They don't account for the furries that stay home, the majority of which are straight.
>>150912661>fellas is it gay to have sex with women
>>150911750>butchprobably just Kitty. don't get scared off by a single brow piercing, anon, that'd be silly.
>>150913715It's more like>fellas is it gay to have a phallic object in your asshole
>>150899271>>150913802Dude if you're imagining furry guys getting pegged that's on you and no one else.
>>150908113Men who talk like this let black men fuck their wives.
>>150912838To shippers, who believe that character relationships are a democracy, a well written, properly set up relationship that makes the audience feel invested and has a satisfying payoff is "an astroturfed ship" because no matter how much fanart and fanfiction and shipposting they did, their "vote" didn't count for anything.The damage Tumblr has caused to literacy cannot be fully measured.
>>150914375Implying they have wives
>>150898804I think they're exclusively into women who could and would kick their asses, but I don't get the feeling it verges into gender-queer roleplay.
>>150908700Blacked and Bleached are two sides of the same fetishist coin: subcontinentals and SEAs desperately fantasizing about being a different, more musclebound, more "alpha" race of human because they're stuck at the bottom of the sexual and social totem pole. Quite tragic, especially when you also throw in a strain of autism that makes them exclusively attracted to cartoon animal women, which is of course how HMOFA came to be.
>>150913702Looking back it's bizarre that there was a brief time in the 80s/90s when furry cons were mostly straight.
>>150915331Real truthnuke here.
>>150912838This has to be bait for a few reasons but what are these characters', especially Nick and Judy's, gay shipping options
>>150917057>but what are these characters' gay shipping optionsEach other, duh. What you never heard of crackshipping?
What would sleeping on Mr. Wolf's chest be like?
You only have a few hours left to wish him a happy birthday.
>>150918020Enough time for some birthday sex.
>>150912880I would agree. Which characters turned entire generations furries? Fifi La Fume. Minerva Mink. Krystal from Starfox. Cleo from Heathcliff. Sally Acorn from Sonic SatAM. Renamon. There's probably dozens more but they're mostly hot furry girls.
>>150918161>forgetting Maid Marianshameful
>>150913802>be male>make out with a man>gay>make out with a woman>straight>get your dick sucked by a man>gay>get your dick sucked by a woman>straight>get fucked in the ass by a man>gay>get fucked in the ass by a (biological) woman>straight
>>150918197where does>see straight couple>immediately imagine the man getting fucked in the ass>whine about your own daydreams on the internetfit on this chart?because i'm thinking>gay cuck
>>150918020Happy birthday best boy.
>>150918161I think the biggest proof is Loona from Helluva boss. Viv knows gay drama wasn't gonna be enough to pull people so she added Loona to draw in the straight furry crowd.
>>150898135fantastic mr fox and the big bad wolf from that old disney cartoon is more better
>>150918485>more better
>>150918485>the big bad wolf from that old disney cartoonNot even the best Golden Age Big Bad Wolf.
>>150918504it's also less worse
>>150920991good luck with your english classes raj
>>150918020Happy birthday Wolfie!
