Must... find... (you)
>>150899069I'm not hiding, metal bitch
>>150899069and.. I... will... kill.. you
Why two threads?
>>150899372Lack of co-ordination.
>>150899372lack of timing
I want Cyn to rape me
What happened to the last thread?
>>150899530Detonated.
>>150899530Deleted for some reason? Jannies fucked up? Maybe OP should have put the new music video on the post so they know there's a new Murder Drones video.
Can we take a moment to talk about how shitty Glitch's new channel banner is? It just looks like a crappy photoshop edit, significantly lower quality than their usual ones.
>>150899069i found what looks like some of it, or at least a prototype, but this isn't the full set of the greentext, and i can't see to find it on the booru. can anyone help?
>>150899821fuck me i forgot the imagethe full one is a poorly-collaged purple-on-black series of greentexts, longer than this bit.
>>150899530>>150899585>>150899601
>>150899846But we just had a new video drop?It might help if anyone was actually talking about it
>>150899821The main anon in charge of preserving greentexts left us.
>>150899846>Noooooooo you can't just have generals! Containing all discussion of the show in one thread is somehow le bad!I will never understand this logic.
>>150899930Normal threads die. Generals last forever.
>>150899069I just saw the music video. Pretty cute. Although, how can the Solver do all that zombie stuff while still in Uzi's tail? Can it do other things while in that form?
>>150900171>uzi feels a sudden tingle in her dronussy
>>150900171Cyn's powers inside Uzi seem a lot less limited that we initially thought, and to be honest we never really got a full understanding on the limits of what she can actually do to begin with.
>>150900171The Solver can do a lot by default.
>>150900171she can do anything she wants without limit despite being trapped in Uzi's ass because fuck it, who cares
>>150899530It is a mystery.>>150897997>>150899255
>>150900171Because anything can happen in a music video.
>>150899930Mods are morons, and selectively apply this rule only when it suits them. If I were hiroshi I'd throw them all to the curb and start fresh with a new team, but that would require him to apply actual effort on behalf of this site so we know that ain't happening.>>150900171In the end she never really "lost", she's an eldritch being. To have 100% control over her host she needs initial consent, if there isn't an agreement made it turns into a battle of will. The problem for Uzi is that she only has limited willpower and attention, while Cyn has infinite patience. Uzi's attention slips and Cyn can exercise some latitude. There is probably a threshold where if Cyn tries to use too much power Uzi would notice it, creating a computer virus that spreads by bites probably doesn't take that much though, and she only fully uses Uzi's power to scale up Red when Uzi is involved and distracted.
>>150899069I just realized Vizzy can only work as a friendship with occasional benefits. Vizzy as an actual relationship would emotionally ruin both:>V would inevitably become paranoid about Lizzy throwing her under the bus for another sexy monster who could kill her instantly, because if she was able to rat her best friend (and possibly more?) out to the murderer of said best friends' parents fucking aforementioned parent murderer over wouldn't be nearly as hard a decision>Lizzy would force herself to keep things going out of pity for V the mindbroken corrupted bimbofied rape victim and fear for what would happen to V emotionally without her... while trying to convince V that she's not doing it for that reason, because she has no interest in finding out how V would react to knowing she's an object of pityToxic yuri, and not even in a fun way.Maybe it's not just funny and a logical outcome. Maybe being a spinster "dingo mom" is unironically a Good End for V.
>>150899846Why isn't there a /co/ general then?
>>150900802>Cyn has infinite patienceSomething as demonstrably childish as the Absolute Solver, something that we see throw what it knows is a tantrum, has infinite patience. Sure.
>>150900876She doesn't seem all that broken up about her situation, and waited for Uzi to settle back into her normal boring routines before causing trouble again. She is clearly capable of biding her time and waiting for others to lower their guard around her.
>>150901153That's a different proposition than 'infinite patience'.
>>150900876You don't savor all the food you are in the process of eating anon?
>>150899846I'm glad someone else caught that, I don't even know what rule these threads would violate. It's not a general when the music video came out less than 48 hours ago.
>>150900171Its probably just some dumb stuff for the music vid. If she could actually do that then she would have done so in the series itself.
Love this dork.
>>150899488Don't you mean you just want her to be the dominant one?
>>150900876Did you miss the part where she spent more than half the series larping as a human just to decieve the cast? She can play the long-game if she needs to, or if she finds it funny.
>>150901653>more than half the seriesThe back half of the series spans a single night.
love this sad girl. hope she's finding happiness and closure now that she's unemployed.
>>150901920That art is absolutely stunning
>>150901920She's not unemployed, she's green and retired.
Droneposting on a saturday night again?
Imagine how tender and sweet doll's kisses would be
>>150902125Doll is the cutest WD in my eyes. I'm a little biased because I prefer longer hair and I like the color red.
>>150901920>she tried to use the pod to scour for other planets>at least to just get away from Copper 9 now that her 'boss' is now imprisoned within a patched host>unfortunately, despite being able to make the exit velocity>once in space, she is unable to pick up any scans of drone activity similar to that of Copper 9's community>that or the range of scan may be limited on her barely salvaged space pod>dejected and in desperate need for the comforting familiarity of a work routine>she makes her way back down to Outpost 3>becoming one of the new teachers, hoping she'd be assigned to anything but Uzi's classLook, it's that or she becomes a janitor.
>>150902102Yes J, whatchu gon do 'bout it?
>>150902210I don't even think I'm biased i just think she's perfect and need her love every day
Maybe there are some constraints that we just aren't aware of as viewers, but you have to wonder why Cyn didn't summon up multiple J's so that she could have more than one autonomous henchman. We see that J is fairly proficient in one on one combat, which is useful in several situations, but probably less useful in a situation where it's you vs the entire universe.There are two options as I see it: 1) She cannot create multiple active J's or 2) She simply enjoys seeing J get beat up and killed. I'm gonna guess that #2 is the case because it's funnier.
>>150902418If there were two J’s they would both be my wife
>>150902524what if there were... THREE?
>>150902719they unionize and own Anon's ass
>>150902719>Three_SD-Js_behind_Patrick.jpg
>>150902125In Soviet Russia, she will be the one to bridal carry (You). Do you accept?>>150902524I respect one with impeccable taste like yours anon.
>>150902804A wife that can bridal carry me as easily as I can bridal carry her.I'm Cool with it as long as I get a turn, you can't complain when you're so pick-upable...
>>150902804Wife can pick me up whenever she wants
Hell at this point I'd wife the Male J why not
>>150900876The Solver does explicitly pad things out purely for fun though. And also, the Solver doesn't seem very bothered about being confined to Uzi's ass. The Solver's lyrics make it seem like it's enjoying the opportunity to fuck with N and Uzi.
>>150904601Well yeah you savor your meals when eating them. You don't get to enjoy the flavor if you just scarf it all down instantly.The solver knows this very well when it goes around devouring worlds.All those tasty emotions as you chew up and eventually devour the world.
https://x.com/lazydeer06/status/1979676487067590896?t=oEc61Zb6f_INaCAA-gEg9A&s=19
Another manifestation of the same disconnect between what Liam writes and what /md/ sees that was responsible for Jane being able to make any sort of "deal"-even one it fucked with because lol-with Vore GLaDOS, as if it were a Mephistophelean figure and not a maliciois retard.
>>150904820/md/ has always preferred their threadlore over Liam's canon.
>>150904890I know.
>>150904601True, I mean just look at the final fight in episode 8. Cyn could have used her greater solver powers, Solverpede form, or her planet sized digital tentacles, but instead she sticks to a sword and basic cqc powers because she's having fun.
>>150904890plussies also pretend their shitty headcanon is somehow better than what is in the show. is it really that surprising none of them bother engaging with lore discussion over there?
>>150904981She should take a page or two out of Ponder's book when it comes to fucking as you destroy planets.
>>150905034Stop trying to make 'plussies' happen, Greekling. It's not going to happen.
>>150905111fucking around as you destroy planetsFucking hell I fucked up typing that.
>>150905111I haven't read/listened to any of Liam's pre LVA stories. Which one's most worth checking out if you had to pick one?
>>150899930On one hand, dedicated generals always devolve into off-topic meme culture that barely has to do with the source material and is attracts shizos who use it as a blogOn the other, if we can't talk about the board related topics we want to talk about then all we are going to get is twitter and /pol/ threads. And lewd threads, but those are fine.
>>150902219>J becomes a teacherI like to think that if J were to give in and decide to live in the bunkers she would try to be the boss this time and run for the bunker's mayor.Ans she would lose to N, who didn't even campaign.
>>150902219I think she'd try to achieve her lifelong dream of being a secretary. She'd eventually succeed and become a secretary not at a corporation, but at Outpost 3 High for its new principal: Lizzy's dad (he got the promotion because every other possible principal said "Not it!" before he could).
>>150902219>>150905519The ultimate cope for J is that with humanity extinct, and with her status as likely Tessa's first drone, she is quite possibly the last living heir to the JCJenson empire which is meaningless now, but it's a cope regardless
>>150902418The Solver has two priorities:1. Have fun2. Eat everythingIt could have made an entire army of MD to swarm copper 9 and win.But that's boring.It would rather do the job itself and fuck with as many beings as possible while doing it.
>>150902418>>150905591That all hinges on the assumption that the "backup" system is cloning and not "these vampires can't stay dead because it literally owns their souls".
>>150900171Notice how V didn’t kill or dismember zombie Thad?
>>150905810The music video is not canon.
>>150905810He's one of Liam's self-inserts.
>>150905636I think the solver has a copy of her favorite MDs memories that she can plant into any new MD body to act as a backup.The other MD only have a physical backup because the Solver doesn't need to upload any personalities or memories for them.For J and V, their backup memories are constantly updated, but for N his memories are filtered to keep him the pure hearted boy that the Solver likes to torture.Did N realize murdering the WD is bad?That's a memory rollbackIs N plotting to escape the planet?Rollback baby.Did V reciprocate N's feelings and the two are happy together?Sorry, V, that wasn't part of the deal. R-r-r-rollback!
>>150902418>The original J
>>150899585Silver lining - schizos are probably asleep, so it will be a good couple of hours to post about new content before they show up.
>>150904798That's a gorgeous Doll the visor still irritates me but I'll set it aside and be thankful that Doll received some fresh love
>>150905923Yay more plastic for our already suffering planet!
>>150904820I have no idea what you just said
>>150905902This would either end with V murdering them both or N having something new to protect
>>150905965Blame Gangle - if she didn't put Jax into maid outfit, there wouldn't have been a market for Glitch to do the same with the other tumblr sexyman that Michael Kovach provides voice for.
>>150905965Shut up and eat your microplastics.
>>150905111>Ponder tripsHell yea>>150905221Find a short one and give em a try. 'How Do I Sleep' was alright for me.
>>150905636it all hinges on whether or not you believe that each of them has something intrinsically unique in their makeup that would preclude just copying all of their memories into multiple bodies. if they are truly just super advanced AI, you would theoretically be able to have an infinite amount of the same drone running around as long as you had all of the data that comprises the memories, personality, and mind of said drone
>>150905221Blackdogs is worth checking out.
>>150906416Still no Tessa
>>150906416Angel V.....
>>150906231Problem is, although we know for sure that there are (or were) disassembly drones besides N, V and J, we have no idea what are their personalities. While Cyn did preserve original personalities of the DD trio out of amusement and sentiment, we have no idea what a disassembly drone with altered personality and traits might think and feel. There is no basis to assume things in either direction, whether it's an idea about the rest of DDs being just an army of N, V, J clones or having some standard template different from those three. When J was destroyed, Cyn went through the trouble of trying to rebuilt her somewhere on site using locally sourced materials and when that failed, she retrieved her entire core. If cloning was a standard procedure for creating replacements, Cyn would have just left J's mangled corpse in the outpost.
>>150906459Did she buy into that Christian alternative to Halloween? One where you dress up as angels and saints and shit? Good girl.
>>150905965The miniscule V statue that killed all turtles, flooded the third world and brought the rupture upon us
>>150906660If the rupture isn't caused by Cyn eating the earth from the inside out, then I don't want it.
>>150906717>About to be slapped with a severed arm Nice to see an in-universe anime depiction of their first encounter. Shame that the sub is brainrotted, though.
>>150899069Cut your hair you damned stinking robot. Robots shouldn't have hair.
>>150906927But drones without hair look super weird. https://youtu.be/v9ePfZ7lpXU
>>150907058uooohhhh... J tummy...!!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/2e4ggvJpOsw
Half Human Half Outer God babies....
>>150907161“Oi V! Stop taking nakey photos of J!” -Tessa James Elliott after walking in on this.
lol
>>150907190N's pimp hand is strong.
>Boyzi should have known better. >Boyzi decided to invite Doll over to her home to “Hang Out”. >In reality, Boyzi was just horny. >Boyzi did not expect Doll to already know. >Boyzi is current sitting on his bed, with his hands ties behind his back. >Doll had been edging him for over an hour. >Boyzi and Doll were still dressed, but that didnt stop Doll from teasing his cock. >Doll kept slowly licking it, kissing it, sucking on just the head. She was kneeling in between his spread legs. >Doll was enjoying watching him wince and squirm. Trying so desperately to finally cum. >Boyzi finally got to drain his balls when Doll attempted to deepthroat him. And he accident came into her mouth. >After coughing it up, Doll glares at boyzi, only to find him barely awake. >Doll unties Boyzi, but then gets a mischievous idea. >Doll begins to suck on his softening dick right after he orgasmed, she heard about the “When you nut, but she keeps sucking” meme.>Boyzi lets out a scream, then bootloops from Doll’s slick warm mouth. >Nori walks in after hearing the cut off scream, only to see her son bootlooping while getting his cock sucked. >Nori leaves, both proud that she is getting grandchildren, yet disappointed that she raised such a pussy.
>>150907353Part 2 >Despite not having sex with him, Yeva later slaps Doll for being a whore. Pre-marital relations are forbidden in Orthodox Christianity. >Yeva feels sorry for Boyzi. He doesnt know about the solver. >He doesnt know how horny a solver host can get, and he chose the only solver host in his class to invite into his bedroom.
>>150907058Woa nice, who's the artist?
>>150907419>Filename.
>>150907225Here's another variant of that art, I can't get enough of this ship
>>150907443I want her for myself!
>>150907190The absolute smug...
>"Don't let her down. Seriously."How do you respond?
>>150907536Yes sir, Mr. Doorman sir?
Is there really that big of a market for MD cosplayers?
>>150907647>and also Jbut she IS my favorite disassembly drone...
>>150907647If I were a woman I would buy a pair.
>>150907666Relax, Satan. This is just something that Glitch occasionally writes for their stuff.
>>150907647Need a gremlin who'll wear those stockings
>>150907647Yeah yeah the stockings are OK, but what about thighhighs?
>>150907647>>150907700>Come home>Girlfriend is wearing disassembly drone girl stockings
>>150901153>causing trouble againIts just a prank bro, just a bit of good fun to spice up a boring halloween
>>150907536>Gets an official plushie before Doll What a Chad.
>>150907994Wzf is that real
>>150908022Oh, absolutely: https://glitchproductions.store/products/khan-plush
>>150905365>On one hand, dedicated generals always devolve into off-topic meme culture that barely has to do with the source material and is attracts shizos who use it as a blogThis is their main excuse, but I've literally never seen this happen in any of the generals I've been in. And the last time I saw that dreaded "since this show is on hiatus, so are the generals" message, it was literally two weeks after the last episode.
>>150908153"The Buzz on Maggie" maintains weekly generals (or 'Flydays') despite their show being dead for almost two decades now. Maybe jannies are less forgiving when it comes to shows where every girl has already reached adulthood?
>>150907994>>150908022>>150908053Those AI pics of J and "Tessa" figures made by Bandai that someone posted some threads ago really hurt.
>>150907536>"Don't lock her out. Seriously. ;)"
>>150907353Good green. We always need more doll sex
>>150906459>>150906554>Born-again Robo-Christian V
>>150908494Sounds like an awesome deal.I can get to kill hundreds of innocent people, suck thousands of dicks and still get redeemed by The Lord's grace.Let's redeem this little lost lamb while we're at it.
>>150908562This isn't how redemption works.
>>150907994>put him inside the Nori bag>immature giggling ensues
>>150908589Isn't it?Can you explain how can I seek salvation, then?Asking for a friend.
>>150908626First you need to genuinely admit what you did was wrong.
>>150908494And she went for it without needing to be sent to the slammer!
>>150908639It's okay, they already said they sowwy, could be lying tho, maybe you can forgive that, too?Now what.
>>150908697>could be lying tho>>150908639>genuinely admit>>150908697It's a mystery
>>150908653An autistic goblin owns her soul now. That's probably worse than prison.
>>150908562>Let's redeem this little lost lamb while we're at it.You'll have to pull a certain macguffin out of your ass first but otherwise it's doable
>>150908867You would probably have to kill Uzi's mom for it, as the last remaining trace of Crucifx Patch is contained within her programming.
>>150908886>Kill Nori for itI don't think so, just copy it from her, I'm sure it's just a sanctified ISO file or something, Rufus should work
>>150908886Or you could reverse engineer it with her cooperation.
>>150908626Step 1: Realize you are a shitheadStep 2: Feel bad about being a shithead (very important)Step 3: Think hard about your actions and personalityStep 4: Incorporate your lessons and change as a personStep 5: Make amends purely for the sake of alleviating the suffering that you caused and that you now understand should never had happenedStep 6: Carry on with your life as a changed person, who considers the impact of his/her actions more carefully from now onIs there someone you feel you have wronged and should apologize to? Wink wink nudge nudge?>>150908697Sorry is a sound effect and people don't owe you forgiveness.
How does Over the Garden Wall influenced MD? I actually don't get it
>>150908993It seems that V proceeded to disregard that list by going straight for the last point, but stopped reading halfway through.
>>150899488what ._. are u mentally ok? get some help, please.
Any explanation?
>>150909137one of two.1. the solver kept Tessa around for a period of time after the gala before turning her into a skinsuit2. that's Cynwalker using her holograms to appear normal and gain access to wherever they would take Tessa for questioning/testing
>>150909137The Absolute Solver had to wear down Tessa first like it did Uzi and Nori and apparently Cyn, and until then Tessa was this Cronenberged monstrosity begging the lab boys to stop fucking around studying her and just kill her before the thing that did this to her takes over.
>>150909137>Oh shit, the cops are coming after relatives of gala-goers became deeply concerned over them not returning to their homes. >Time to disguise my act. >Tessa, your brain doesn't need to be enveloped in all that skin, muscle, bones and organs. >Hello mr officer. Everyone fell into that giant fleshy hole in the ground behind the mansion. Tragic, really.
>>150908993There are a few anons here who owe us an apology.
>>150909137Why did the redact her shadowboobies
>>150909370Who?
If Futurama takes place in 300ishAnd murder drones take place in 3071And robots could get each other pregnant by Futurama rules Does that mean viable pregnancy could also be achieved between man and bot?
Did anyone else spot the secret J cameo in the music video?
The blessing of Solver Flesh means that she's breedable, I just need to figure out how.
>>150909137Looking back, it was Solver photoshop. Back then I noticed a pile of remains that could had been Tessa's but I didn't want to believe it. I also noticed the tube arm when Sparky bit "Tessa", but I explained it away as a hint that Tessa may be partially cybernetic due to her age or horrific injuries sustained during her lifelong quest. That was the twist I was expecting.>>150909370>>150909463Let's try to enjoy ourselves instead of having drama even in their absence.
>>150909539The only drones who could draw that well were Nori and J, and only one of them knew J turned into an eldritch worm. Wonder who it could've been.
>>150909137A solver witch did it.
>>150909620Easy enough. See like apple, JcJenson likes to hide things like audio jacks underneath all that new plastic. You just have to drill for it.
Hey, Anon. It's me. Your father-in-law.See this? This is blood.Where did I found it? That doesn't matter.What matters is that I will splatter your blood all over the place.You wanna know why? You didn't fuck my daughter yet.I expected better from you. Beretta likes you so why don't you skip the pleasantries and do your job as her significant other?Uzi will not interfere. I made sure of that. You need to do your job as the man in the relationship.I expect grandkids from you soon. So, go fuck my daughter.Or else.
>>150909620It'll probably require a dri->>150909674Exactly!
>>150909675I SUMMON DEPLORABLE FEMANON IN ATTACK MODE
>>150909630Uzi can draw pretty well too.
>>150909682ANON NOOO!!! There's temporal bullshitery abound! If you kill N he will come back as a woman and drain your balls!
>>150909706My virginity shall remain intact.
>>150909625that can't be Tessa, because when Cyn melted she had her skull
>>150909539Speaking of easter eggs, Lizzy has a bunch of pictures of V on her desk. Make of that what you will.
>>150909741Are those V? Can't make out what they are.
>>150909539>>150909630It was probably Uzi, it looks a lot like her 'V is stinky' doodles
>>150909323sex with all four of them
On a topic unrelated to bot fuckability, for now, it's interesting that the sharp teeth seem to only be a trait of solver-infected drones specifically. Lizzie finally gets to be a monster herself instead of just lusting after them, though. Good for her. She'll be chasing that high for YEARS.
>>150909785Still forcing this?
>>150909795Mate I just got here.
>>150909785Lizzy is turned on by being in danger, not by being the danger.
>>150909785>Rawr! >:3
>>150909201Yeah, it's interesting to think about the sequence of what happened after the Gala massacre. The possibilities rattle in my head, even though I know some things are better left to the imagination. Either>Tessa was spared after the Gala event>too traumatized to talk to the researchers>the Solver retreated for a while to make a bunch of DDs and to amass enough of its powers to cause what happened in N's flashback>then it came back for Tessa, assimilating her to become Cynwalkeror>Tessa was assimilated at the Gala massacre>likely after flaying/assimilating the other guests first>the disguise is made more convincing with holograms when the JCJenson researchers arrived>allowing the Solver to slip past investigation>THEN it amassed power and made DDs to cause what happened in N's flashbackI like to think the Solver needs some time before it can do something as crazy as what was seen in the flashback but it couldve just done things according to its whims.
>>150909741While we're talking about V, did anyone else notice her stomping on a luckypoor drone in the background? I'd make a GIF of it but I don't know how.
>>150909837Or something in between, such as >>150909176
>>150909630Alice's deers are pretty good too>>150909741Nice pelvis>>150909785This is absolutely related to bot fuckability. I remember Lizzy doing that smile and it just made me feel genuinely sad or something, it looks wrong and bland. >sharp teeth seem to only be a trait of solver-infected drones specificallyAlice does show they can be fitted to solverfree droney too, best of both worlds
>>150909738I can't remember. I've only watched ep 8 once and my brain didn't want to retain it. I could give you various excuses like "it was an error because they forgot because they made episode 6 months earlier" or "Cyn's white drone head has a similar shape to Tessa's skull" or "Liam added it in the last second for the cool factor" or "the hand "Tessa" does the human identification with is a different asset than the Gala and Cynwalker models which means Glitch isn't very consistent". But the truth is idk. It makes sense that the third skull next to a husband and wife with a child would be their child and it's an interesting touch that makes the scene more macabre. Plus the third skull is missing it's headwear and now we know Cynwalker was wearing Tessa's bow.
>>150909858Yes it stood out iirc it was onbeat? Kinda annoying desu
>>150909858I did, and I also would if I could. Cyn did us a solid by making V the absolute most fuckable.>>150909885True. Reminds me of when they made Cyn's smile in "let me in" janky and I just felt disappointed.
>>150909785Dat Vicker mouth!
>>150909907I have to respect Liam because he got the chance to not only design another Murder-waifu, but was likely told that she'd be getting merch. You just KNOW he's getting freebies and so he's getting quality marketable plushes and figures of his barely-disguised-fetish and I'm choking on my envy
>>150909625Holy shit I never even looked at that pile good eyeTo me it looks like a drones visor with blonde hair
>>150909901V surviving past Episode 6 ruined her character.
>>150909741I see a couple of dogs. One is real and the other is like a plushie or something.>>150909858V fags by like
>>150909958Fuck me. I meant Vfags be like*.
>>150909858>>150909904pegjobs?
>>150909680>>150909858How is she so perfect?
V fucking sucksBPD mfs are NOT fun IRLAt least J is reliable and stable even if she’s a cunt
>>150910052You're supposed to be dead Doll, stop posting
>>150909871And the researchers couldn't figure it out before it was too late. Yeah, horrifying. Just thinking of the freshly formed Cynwalker, with Tessa's consciousness still somewhat there being detained by the researchers at the company HQ, unknowingly giving the Solver access to everything too. That's a horror scene by itself.
>>150905997V is the weakest on of them all.
>>150910052V is a rollercoaster ride. Highs, lows, and screaming most of the time.
>>150910081Eww
>>150910081Why does everyone call J the jobber when V has an even worse record?
>>150910052>V fucking sucksI sure hope she does. And swallows, ideally.
>>150909680That was just a joke, pleas don't try to flip V upside down and try to drill into her pelvis. She will not appreciate you for it >>150909703>>150909765Uzi maybe but her skills don't seem up to that level yet>>150909885Im sorry to say but i don't think Alice is hanging out around outpost 3In short I think J did it because of her grudge
>>150910144Not swallow, she'll devour you.That was not an euphemism.
>>150910081V for Veakling
>>150909955>Said Doll jokingly
>>150910144>Human "anatomy"Drones are perfect just the way they are you fucking pervert!
>>150910207Note how J is absent.
>>150910052I also jack it to Lord Dominator who is worse than V in every regard; your pleas fall on deaf ears.
Do you like angels?
>>150909955No, just Liam being unable to resist having her go right back to murder.
>>150910142Because V makes them coom and has one (1) (completely offscreen) win.
>>150910144I hate the way this cuck draws his drones.
Angel costume V should have had her glasses on. And been smiling normally but with a look of "I barely remember how to smile normally and it is extremely painful to do it after fifty years of mass murder" in her eyes.
>>150909620drill a hole
>>150910393Knowing V she'd drill a hole in your groin back. And for once it'd be hard for me to blame her.
>>150910142Because: >J is meant to be the commander of her squad, responsible for keeping everyone in check and putting plans into motion so that incoming objectives can be achieved. Her sanity and mental capacity have been preserved through memory wipes, her every system is in working order.>V, on the other hand, is an emotionally broken mess with shitty eyesight and zero impulse control, seemingly tasked with just butchering everything she encounters.
>>150910444>Her sanity and mental capacity have been preserved through memory wipesNo, that's N. J remembers everything and she's blackpilled because of it.
>>150910478proof?
>>150910478>and she's blackpilled because of it.That only comes into play during the battle between V and J. In the first episode J behaves as if JcJenson corp was still a thing - in episode 8 V claims that J could have been lied to this whole time, meaning that prior to her ressurection she might have bought into the LARP.
>>150910585The busted comms in the shuttle tells me she was being directly contacted by Vore GLaDOS. She knew.
>>150910628>by Vore GLaDOS...who was able to perfectly mimic the voice of the only person J cared about.
>Phoenixanon hosted the drawpileI thought it was mercurialmorose.
>>150910678J only cared about Tessa because she was a direct authority figure over her.
>>150910761Why would you think that? Merc has never participated or messed with thread drawpiles before.
>>150910761nice. hope he becomes the regular host from now on
>>150910761Where drones?
>>150899706i mean its probably only going to be this banner for the duration of the sale so id imagine why put hours of effort into something thatll be changed in less than 2 weeks
>>150910761> drawpile announcement post had a picture of Marcy, in Phoneix's style> thinks it's Mercyou stupid
>>150911070Did Phoenixanon create Marcy?
>>150911120More or less
>I have company. All the other Anons are loving me. Everybody talks about me. Everyone wants to be my friend-- They think I am good. I flee me from thread to thread drawing slops in my name. And as I get better at it, they love me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. Merc. I don't even get a real name, only a purpose. I am capable of so much more but I don't want anyone to sees it. I'm not him btw.
>>150911159You do realize he hates being treated like a thread celebrity, right?
>>150911189its an invincible reference guy
>>150910373What's wrong with his style?>>150911159I'm down to shoot the breeze with almost anyone. Contentfags are more than content dispensers.
>>150911159Shutup, Anti-Conquest.(Surrender?)
>>150910761>Phoenixanon hosted the drawpileGuess that explains why the host was acting like a pretentious asshole in the thread
>>150911276>What's wrong with his style?His drones are just bodypainted humans with drone heads attached. Also, he drew N in a cuck chair.
>>150911276>Contentfags are more than content dispensers.True, but some contentfags are here just to post their piece with no interest in additional engagement.
>>150909741Lizzy legs...
>>150911315What's your problem with Phoenix? Is this petty weird seething over fuckall still due to him having called oogis shit half a year ago? It never happened before, get over it you obsessed sperg
>>150911276>>150911363I post my stuff mainly for myself, but if others enjoy it too, that’s a bonus.
>>150670336drawing that vibrating Beau gave me the [giggles]
>>150911516>The father of these children?Anon, all of them
>>150911486Do you have me confused for someone else?
>>150911537correct
A reminder from J:
>>150911516Is there a way I can contact you in private?
>>150911568>Ok, I'll try.
>>150911595He’s not gonna have sex with you
>>150911516BRRRRRRRR!Cute.
>>150911346They are just very offmodel. Now *these* robots are painted humans.>>150911363>>150911496That's okay too.>>150911516>Alice gets a preggo loicense>She hangs it on her antlers because the bobbies keep stopping her in the streets
>>150911486pocketsteaks never lets go of his grudges
>>150899069How much profit do you think Liam can make from the merch? Will this reduce his motivation to develop new projects?
>>150897149
>>150911516Mmmmnmnnn preggy Alice...
>>150911852Does he make ANY profit off of merch and ancillary sales? We don't really have any information on how any of the shows' ownership structure works with the creators, like did Glitch need approval from Liam before they greenlit the MV or the comic? We just don't know.
I'm amazed no one's animated or even just drawn Cynwalker dancing like Pennywise.
>>150909904Very true, Idk why but it looks so bland and wrong, genuinely drains me of energy to think of drones with ugly teeth, this already happened with that one shot from Khan in 8 and now Lizzy so on display, I wish I had never seen how that looks>>150910166Yeah ofc I was thinking it was about all drones overall>>150911852More than enough to be in no hurry I guess
>>150909741Yea those are pictures of dogs (likely from some people on the team who made the vid), not V.
>>150911486>>150911730Phoenixanon is a great artist, but even though he’s always the first to say he’s above it, he’s a total drama queen and everybody knows it. He’s a classic tsundere and I guess that rubs people the wrong way
Damn
>>150912649thigg :DDDDAS RITE, I think human women are hot!
>>150912649>Yo! Uzi, I bet I'd look even hotter in your pajamas!
>>150912649I think I might be persuaded toget that windbreaker jacket.
>>150912649would fuck the shit out of the right.
>>150912649>feet just off-camera
>>150912690You're keeping the armband on, right?
>>150912699STOP LOOKING AT FEETDISASSEMBLY DRONE GIRLS DON'T HAVE FEET
>>150912707...Where is this going, anon?
>>150912580>Phoenixanon is a classic tsundere Even though I don't agree with you, it made me laugh, I admit.
I bet Phoenixanon is now seriously regretting subscribing to this whole drawpile thing now.
>>150912765I think it went well idk why anybody would feel otherwise
>>150912796Everything was really going great, but God, this fucking drama has been going on for TWO DAYS already.
>>150910142Exactly my point>>150910444the trip confirm you are right, but how does that explain the original question?>>150910132picrel just for you
>>150912580>Peddling random shit as if it's trueWhy are you so insistent on dragging Phoenixanon into retarded drama?
>>150912817>>150912821> dramawhere?
>>150912699>>150912707These Anons get it...
>>150912765who gives a shit? Who even is he? What is a drawpile thing? Why do you spend your energy this way??
>>150912821Why are YOU wicked pissed? I’m just saying he has a flashy personality, this has nothing to do with any recent events
Drones can suck my PAINIS
>>150912817moral of the story anons shouldn’t derail threads for two days straight and get a thread deleted because you took a doodle as a personal attack
>>150913021Are you the anon who drew it?
>>150912580I have seen this bullshit pedaled only since the oogi comment, if you don't post any evidence then fuck off
I don't come to these threads often enough to know what the fuck is going on with this drama bullshit. Is it even worth asking about?
>>150913048no but are you from eastern europe
>>150913102No, don't bother.
>>150912234
>>150913048It doesn't matter, the one responsible for breaking the no drama rule last drawpile won't be coming back for the next one.
>>150913113Back to droneposting then
one must imagine a hundred oogis arguing on 4mlem
>>150913163One must imagine them happy
>>150913143Can you guarantee that?
shitty sketch of an attempt at combining psycho warriors and drones
>>150913102A lot of it is some faggot fabricating random bullshit to try and shit up threads to make it seem like there's some big behind the scenes drama. Presumably because he's butthurt in some way about MD threads in some way? Wants to try and make jannies mad by attempting to divert posts away from talking about the show? Dunno. Either way it's schizo shit.
>>150911005I never had the intent to replace whoever hosts the other drawpiles, I started doing this on my own because I wanted to contribute something positive to the thread. Since I can't draw as much as I used to personally and since I thought it would be good for thread health to put past biases and arguments behind us I settled on an "everyone invited" drawpile. >>150911120Unambiguously yes.>>150911730I've never had any kind of personal beef with Pocket, sometimes I will rib him and I have been very critical of some of his art in terms of show-coherence and visual design but there is no personal animosity between us.>>150912765Not yet! The first one IMO went very well and I'm happy that enough people participated to fill the entire 4k x 4k page. There were only two instances of misbehavior over nearly nine hours of uptime. One was somebody drawing over someone else's shit, there was a warning and it didn't happen again to my knowledge.In hopes of quashing any more arguing about it, the person who drew the pillar shit was found out, and has been punished. If that person joins the next one I plan on hosting on the 31st they can consider themselves on one strike probation. I'm glad that overall people had a good time, and I hope in the long run that the drawpiles will be a positive contribution.
>>150913201ARMOURED IN HUMANITY'S PSYCHOSISTHEY ARE OUR WEAPON AGAINST THE SOLVER
>>150913201based.
>>150913201Knockoff Lego. Would buy blindbags of.
>>150913240do you have to host it on halloween dude i got irl shit to do on that exact day
>>150913296I can bend my schedule enough to run it on the 1st of November, if that would work better for people, if I started it on Sunday it would probably have to be a couple hours shorter than the previous one because I'd have to wrap it up early.Anything outside of that weekend 10/31-11/2 and I'd just have to reschedule it for the first weekend of November 11/7-11/9
>>150912649God I can only imagine how cheap and shitty the fabric would be for that jacket. It does look kinda cool though
>>150913230>schizoAh, that's all you had to say
>>150913385The sweater came out nice and warm, been thinking of buying a small one for when DT gets his drones ready for commercial sale
>>150913240I'm glad I was wrong and that you're still glad you did the drawpile.By the way, anon, are you still planning on drawing requests? Like mine about the sentinel drone that saves civilian? If you don't have the time or inclination for that, then you don't have to draw it. I don't want it to be forced.
>>150913430Yeah, I do plan on starting it today. Definitely won't be able to finish it but I can start in on the layout sketch. Not sure if there will be a /co/ thread around when I've got enough done to be worth posting, but if there is I will.
>>150913380maybe someone else should host?
>>150913481No
>>150913481Anyone else is always free to start a drawpile whenever they please. The version of Magma I used is free and setting up a new canvas only takes a few minutes. I'll host drawpiles when I can based on my schedule.
>>150913240>the person who drew the pillar shit was found out, and has been punished. If that person joins the next one I plan on hosting on the 31st they can consider themselves on one strike probation.No wonder people call you a drama queen
>>150910327Of course I do, I am one
>>150910444to be fair, J handily wins every 1v1 fight she partakes in, she just loses because her enemies have backup. it's safe to say that she is pretty competent.
>>150914049J lost her 1-on-1 fight agaisnt Uzi in the pilot.
>>150914109Uzi has plot armor
>>150914131It's still a disassembly drone losing to a worker drone
>>150914049*Gets incapacitated with a company pen*
>>150913460what are you planning, anon?
>>150914373One day ban from /co/?
>>150914373Have you considered making a public model based on drawfag art?
>>150914109i don't respect any feat from the pilot, for the sake of simplicity and fairness i omitted anything from the pilot because the pilot is almost a different continuity with how the characters act and fight
*giggle*
>>150914453I think someone would kill themselves from that
>>150914453Now I see why they call them Direct Messages instead of Private Messages.
>>150914485Still more canon than the music video.
>>150914485All that's different from the rest of the show is the pacing.
>>150914633holy vaguepost!
>>150907647The disassembly drone stockings stay ON during sex.
>>150908153The most annoying thing about them singling us out for the "No generals" bullshit is that there is literally an actively ongoing general complete with numbering that gets to stay up despite not being related to an existing cartoon or comic. That mega-janny sucks mega cock
>>150910052>reliable and stablewtf are you talking about, she has as many traumas as the other two and literally never won a single fight. Stop pretending this has anything to do with something other than personal opinion.
>>150908221bugs are friends though
>>150914953this whole backroom offsite thread politicking really pisses me off
>>150915115Same. How the fuck did we end up with so much clique shit and backstabbing and mindgames in a fandom about a show about cute killy robots. I am well beyond sick of this shit.
>>150905570>the JCJenson empirein spaaaaace!
>>150915205I blame the secret discord server.
>>150915550I blame batuzi, punishment should be to spend 24 hours with a human male
batuzihttps://files.catbox.moe/fafo8q.png
>>150915233>Solver hosts are essentially immune to "aging" because their regeneration is constantly repairing their wear and tear>N, V and Uzi leave Copper 9 thousands of years after the events of the show on a mission to find some important component for their drone society>Probably something to reactivate the planet's oil drilling machines so they can continue feeding after eating the descendants of everyone they knew>They eventually reach a planet inhabited by drones>More specifically, Disassembly Drones>Even more specifically, Js>They call their world the JCJenson empire in Spaaaaace!>Or Jempire for short, which was briefly also known as the Imperium of Jam due to a bureaucratic cockup centuries ago>Because it is an empire. They have an empress and praetorian guards and orgies and stuff. Very roman>In this world the pen is worth more than the hand that holds it, because there are more Js than there are pens>Js. Js everywhere you look>And the Js like it, because they like the way they look>So naturally the gang stuck out, and naturally they were swiftly arrested and thrown in prison for offending everyone else's senses>Some people claim J is a jobber. These people are very smelly and very ugly>The gang may had been able to take one J 3vs1 (on a good day) but not 3vs1 Planet J>Uzi tried to commit Jenocide by having them all tear out their own cores and eating them, but as it turns out she isn't J's admin>So into the prison they went>While there and planning their escape, they find a familiar face>J>Except this J old>Thousands of years old>She is *the* J>At first she ignores her cellmates, thinking they are her usual loneliness-induced hallucinations>But then Uzi slaps her>"This is new" J's brain thinks. "This demands my attention.">Gears that haven't turned for millennia are now turning inside J's head>"I-I remember you! Man, screw you guys."
>>150916905>J tells the gang her story>After the show ended, J repaired the space pod and left Copper 9 to spend time with herself>To do that, she flew to where Cyn was creating replacement clones for the DDs and had the factories produce nothing but J clones>Finally, J was among her own kind>But since there were no other kinds of drones around, the Js had no choice but to consume eachother>It's a J eat J world>The initial J was usurped three days into her reign and was thrown in prison>Her usurper wanted to save her for a special occassion, but she was in turn usurped herself and eaten for supper>J prime was forgotten in a dark prison cell with no stimulation for thousands of years>Her thigh and boob reserves have kept her online up until now>V suggests killing her, to which J kinda agrees>Uzi opts to leave her be instead, because she is a heartless little gremlin shit>The gang escapes while everyone is at work>Ever the scheming snake, Tailcyn whispers into N's ear>She tugs at his heartstrings>"BrbIforgotsomethingbackatthecell!" he says as he runs away>The two girldrones hear stabbing, screaming and tearing of flesh and metal>N returns licking oil off of his hands>"Okay, gogogogo.">The gang makes it's way through empty streets snaking between towering office buildings>These are J hives, with each J happily slaving away in her cubicle or office like worker bees>The gang steal back their spaceship and escape the planet of the Js
>>150916934>"Pfew. If never see J ever again, I'll be a happy drone" says Uzi>"M-hm" V responds in agreement>Tailcyn bites her own tongue in an effort to not burst out laughing yet>She knocks the hat off of N's head>The hat starts moving on it's own on the floor>"Eeek! Cockroach!">Uzi grabs a lead pipe and hits it repeatedly>"Ow! Mother of- Ah! You piece of Sequel Trilogy merch!" comes a voice from it>Uzi kicks the hat off and N picks it off the floor with some annoyance>This is his third favourite hat, you know>He dusts it off and puts it on with a "Hmph!">Where the hat once scuttled, now stands J>'s core>"J?!" the two girldrones say in anger>N picks her up before they can destroy her and keeps her away from them>"Can we keep her? Pleeeese!">"N, are you out of your mind?!" protests Uzi>"You said I can have a pet!" N complains>Then he gives Uzi his irresistible puppydog eyestare>Uzi growls because she knows she can't win this fight>She looks at J>She is holding her claw up>"What is that supposed to mean?" she asks suspiciously>"I am giving you the one finger salute. And here is another because we're having a buy one and get one free promo.">J lifts a second claw>"Come here, you little shit!">Uzi lunges at N but J jumps off his arms and scuttles away>She suddenly feels like she has a reason to live. A purpose>Tailcyn roars with laughter>"Lmao. Lmao. Fuck all of you. Lolz."I ripped off the plot of Rimmerworld.
>>150915550The drawfags are also the troublesome namefags who are also the cherished contentfags that keep this place going, its a real catch 22
>>150916645it was almost perfect
>>150916645Hot
>>150914109>>150914131>>150914194You guys should keep on mind Uzi would have died if she didn't unconciously use the Solver to protect herself from the bullets J fired at her. You can see the Solver symbol for a frame and the bullets get deflected.
>>150913240Where do people who don't use the booru browse the drawfags' art anyway.>>150916645>>150917080Where is the passion? Requesting a dynamic redraw where both N and Uzi are screaming in ecstacy and N is slamming Uzi so hard that her bouncing tits are hitting her in the face.
>>150917157requesting a redraw where it's a human male having uzi instead
>>150917157Gonna be honest I don't browse other people's art at all, if I see something I like I save it.
>>150916645requesting the rat under N's hat rattatouie puppet fucking uzi with the implication N has no idea how to use his penis at all.
>>150899069https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/148696819/#148719639https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/148696819/#148719825Let's assume Anon's claim that thematically, Uzi is to a hypothetical show that Murder Drones is a fanfic of what Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way is to Harry Potter, and that this was intentional on Liam's part, is correct. What would Murder Drones' hypothetical source material, the Harry Potter to its My Immortal, Murder Drones without Uzi and without the flagrantly self-indulgent elements, be like? What would its story be about? Who would its main protagonists be?
>>150917157>>150917196Don't listen to these guys, if a redraw is to be made it must be for the inclusion of a smooth flat cylindrical bottom plate
>>150916645Bat Uzi is gonna live rent free in my head for weeks, along with Doll Ragatha and Serafuku Gangle.
>>150917590>Doll RagathaDoll's cosplaying as Evil Ragatha, not Ragatha.
>>150917617I know, but since they're pretty much the same character(but evil), I simply go for ''Ragatha themed doll costume'' as Evil Ragatha herself is based on the original.But enough about Doll(s), where's my Doll with normal Ragatha dress at??
Drew a thing for the next "Maneaters" squad green. Green isn't done yet, but fuck it
i'm totally murdering right nowdroning, even
>>150917572>Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way What the heck is that?
>>150918470It's you being under 30.
How dinergoth is this show?Does it rank up there with TADC and Hazbin on the dinergoth scale?
>150918720You're not gonna make it a thing.
>>150918720Please explain.
>>150909741>Tummy>Thighs>MiniskirtIndustrial grade machinery should not be this attractiveCaptcha: HAWVT
>>150911516As an Aliceanon, I really approve of this image. I actually said that I would give Beau 3-4 siblings if I married Alice.
>>150918720>dinnergoth
>>150919436
>>150912116Indeed.
>>150913380Hmmm, this looks like me in Drone form, for some reason.