Good morning, grandpa. We're one week closer to Halloween, so expect proportionally more orange in the newspaper comics this week. Conduct yourself accordingly.
sketch your partner while you wait
serials? sheeeeeeeeeit.>>150796366
>>150908238Juliet please
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>>150796393 Ming! ah ahhhh! something something merciless!
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>>150908238My partner is not a little girl and you can't prove anything!
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>>150908276turns out Mary Worth was just an 80-year prologue to the X-Men
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>>150796434 Val is sexier in her version
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>>150908271methinks he doth protest too much!
lol
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>>1509082382&4;Slylock's left knee & Max's tailHer account password for that cheap handbag? I bet that thing is not studded with real jewelry...Rabbit's bucked teeth, Rightmost pain star, Patch of grass next to bone, Cat's whiskers, Rightmost doggo's tail, Jumping doggo's shadowa) is fastest by sea b) is fastest by air c) is fastest by land
>>150908285>>150908276This was such a weird story arc. And the conclusion of Mary postulating that anyone can be psychic if they love enough does feel like it's leading into something weird.If 100 years in, Mary Worth wants to become magical, then I suppose it's her right.
>>150908238"A squirrel"? I guess Slylock didn't need to get her name since they all look the same anyway. Racist ass fox.
>>150908458He needs to work on his salesmanship.
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>>150908491nothing new under the sun
>dark Hagar
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>>150908238Cassandra took pics of the Nameless Squirrel's credit card for later use.Also, really, Juliet? Labubu's are so last month. Well drawn though.
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>>150908709You deserved it and worse.
>>150908732https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmfAyK6CeIg
>>150908238cassandra sexo
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>>150908849Where on earth does Rosebuds take place for them to own Wiis? Good comic, though.Semi related, but I found out the comic is on USA Today now and today’s Sunday came with some new art that didn’t appear on comics kingdom.
more next weekstay tuned
>>150908916They have title panel art?!
>>150908406>>150908448Well that was oddly prescient
>>150909015Apparently it’s always had title panel art. I subscribe to USA Today but Rosebuds was never on there, it only recently got added. But going back on the archive a bit you can see that it got different weekly panel art. But today’s seems a little different from the rest of them, though.
>>150908794nothing but contempt for people who "can't do foreign films". they should be put down
>>150908673Is that REALLY all you need?You'd think in this day and age, there'd be a better security, like MFA.
>>150908916>Those video game cover namesLet me see if I can get their references>Wannabe Sports Mix = Mario Sports Mix>Slylock Fox Adventures = Star Fox Adventures> Garfield Kart 3ii = Mario Kart Wii>Doe Rae Me Music Party = Wii Music>Flash Gordon Prime = Metroid Prime>Beware of Toddler: Brawl = Super Smash Bros. Brawl>Raving Dance Party TV Deluxe = Rayman Raving Rabbids TV Party
>>150908415Is this one new this week?>>150908547I feel this one. Modern technology sucks ass.
>>150908661This is far too relatable
>>150908238Max is looking a little too excited for this visit to Cassandra's
>>150908238she stole the phone
>>150910416Nothing was missing from the house.
>>150908723WTF is that price? Apples are cheap to begin with, doing your own picking should make them even cheaper. Is that just part of the joke?
>>150909607There actually are two or three Garfield Kart racing games, but they're on Switch not the Wii.
>>150910638Apples brought through wholesale are only expensive to benefit the farm- Namely pesticides and farming tools. It's either that or buying the mass-produced GMO shit- the ones that you're talking about.
>>150910838>GMO badAre you posting from the 90s or some shit?>mass-produced applesAs opposed to fucking what? Individually made-to-order apples?The only plus from buying from a small farm is if they don't use pesticides and maybe if your shop doesn't source local and freshness is an issue.
>>150908430idgi
>>150910638Don't read too much into it. The artist probably just picked the price out of thin air. And pick-your-own is generally a bit cheaper in my region, but there's always scammers out there (*ahem* Monty) trying to get something for free.
>>150910659I think it's a pun
OFFICIAL TIER LISTMY (TASTY) WIFE TIER:>>150908896>>150908904SLYLOCK TIER:>>150908238CHUCKLE TIER:Baby BluesB.C. (both)Beware Of ToddlerBlondieBrewster Rockit: Space Guy!Broom-HildaCurtisDark Side Of The Horse (Yellow)Far SideFoxTrotGet FuzzyHagar The HorribleIn The BleachersKatzenjammer KidsMontyPeanuts (Modern)RosebudsSherman's LagoonWallace The BraveCOMFY TIER:Cul De SacBreaking Cat NewsDennis The MenaceGasoline AlleyLioOn The FastrackOne Big Happy"SQUIRREL" TIER:>>150908227>>150908238>>150908448>>150908690>>150908778All others DNQ. Thanks, as always, OP (and the other guys, too).As an aside, the Crabgrass kids' theory is right. Some animals (crows, mainly) are known to identify us by our clothes and hair. Crowologists who do abductions have been known to wear disguises when sampling from local parks, as a way of making sure that their casual appearance doesn't set off an attack of retribution on a day off. Conversely, you can easily befriend them if you make the effort to pick out a crow-feeding outfit.
>>150908366Kek, is it just me or has this comic gotten better recently? Last few strips have been pretty solid.
>>150911978nice style. kinda reminds me of the Smoking Behind the Supermarket manga, but I'm a weeband I wish I was in good with the local crows. I mostly encounter them while on a run, and they don't seem to care for that much.
>>150908291Smart thinking
>>150908238she stole her son's virginitythat or phone signal
>>150910549Is this like the first lucy and the football gag in peanuts?
>>150913449yes
>>150908380that's just a choiristerwhich also explains why they don't perform in small bars anymoretotal sellouts>>150908696Hitler should have known better than to challenge Marmaduke>>150908849the wii is already 50 years outdated techjust like in any spic poorfag residence(which is all of them)
>>150908914The author straight up wrote "420.69" as a price in a newspaper comic. What a time we live in.
>>150908262Gotta hand it to Emperor Ming, the dude knows how to make an entrance.
>>150908515A very old one this time
>>150908227Why are newspaper "funnies" so unfunny?Churning out trash just to keep up with deadlines?Sterilized to avoid controversy?random 4koma for comparison
>>150908696I never realized that Marmadouche’s owner was Hitler
>>150910944Black holes are very dangerous.If one were to spin into existence on earth, it would suck up and destroy the entire planet within seconds.So to explain the strip: the room isn't in disuse because scientist has been sucked up in a miniature black hole, he's simply on vacation.
>>150908262all the extra panels in the dailies really helped with the feeling of dread, imo
Why is this special for all of you? All I think about with Sunday is that school is the next day. These sunday comics fill me with nothing but dread.
>>150918296You need to be 18 to post on 4chan.
>>150918296just sharing some comics on a comics board>Mondays ruin Sundayslearn to live in the present, my dude
How did all the most boring comics I didn't read while going to Calvin and Hobbes and Far Side 35 years ago continue and even proliferate long after their fanbases must have died and newspapers followed suit
>>150918921Newspaper comics are one of the most stable career paths for an artist. But it also one of the hardest to get into. You don't really get fired for making a newspaper comic unless you're a part of a nationwide scandal like Scott Adams' racism or Darrin Bell's CP arrest.
>>150908305>She's literally stroking her pussy
>>150908515>>150908491this one is better
>>150912966Thanks. It's a mishmash of Chucky's bride's fashion choices desperately assembled to minimize how much lace I had to half-ass. And yeah, not much you can do about the crows if you're a runner; any sudden movements fuck with birds. I convinced a couple grackles to eat out of my hands a few months ago, but even curling a finger too fast would set them off and send it back to square one.
>>150908276I didn't think there could be a weirder arc than "Wilbur dates a clearly psychotic woman trying to kill his daughter and is stopped by her older brother who happens to look exactly like Wilbur, only thinner " but credit to Moy, I guess.
>>150918296These are boomers, anon. Their brain damage (due to growing old) makes it so they can't learn to love anything that they have already learned to love in their comfortable, isolated lives.And so they huddle up and laugh at the same things over and over and over.Here's and actual protip: don't want to become like them? Change your mindset to enjoy the concept of novelty. You probably think zoomer humor is retarded, right? Learn to enjoy that retardedness.Because if you don't, you will become just like those present here. Unable to interact with anything outside of your learned bubble.
