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>>150908726>>150908739Ah, that's not surprising.
>>150908758>mom owns a shitbullYep, the picture's becoming clearer. I'm surprised the daughter(?) doesn't own one too.
I remember that Dana Terrace resonated with this comic
These comics are as hideous as they are unfunny.
>>150908809The main evolution in handwriting I noticed in schools was people developing their own forms of pseudo-cursive because they realized the utility of not having to lift their pen, but they never remember actual cursive.
>>150908814>ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Does the dad ever show up or just the mom?
>>150908872Oh yeah, that explains a lot.
>>150908864I always assumed that much like Dana Terrace, her dad is dead
Can't even blame the guy with how many women who draw nowadays are also e thots like Pizzacake.
>>150908718This is fun
>>150909397Unintentional Pepe
>>150909408>>150909291I wonder are these the same guy.
>>150909397deep down she jealous of a child looking more fabulous than her
I've discovered a secret in these comics. When they draw a worm or some other kind of ugly floppy animal like a rat or nasty old fish they mean it's supposed to be a black guy.
>>150909857You can usually tell when it's supposed to be a black or white guy.
>>150908706>Every comic is either "Lol I'm an unkept, they/them gay goblin" or "Some ugly, nasty freak tried to hit on me for the 8th time this week"Truly the pinnacle of comedy.
>>150909920she was mindbroken by the bpd blue ratto ex and became an enbie but she clearly still craves chad cock. many such cases.
I love these.
>>150908797>large group of adult men>suddenly artist and their pet are terrified>>150908894>bitch, aint no kidz bop 52!Ok, the worms are stand-ins for black men.
>>150908739>visiting aunt CIADo you get to bring friends?
>>150910138no because they're only expecting one of them in the wreckage
>>150910103bitch aint never learned the wave and head tilt?
>>150909857>>150909868it can be hard to tell, a lot of urban southerners act and speak pretty much the same.also, the blue rat was her ex and I'm pretty sure he was white.
>>150910103>drew the person as a hot stallion>winked at themyeah, explain away your innate desire for romance as a misunderstandingwhat is it with this generation, men and women alike, myself included, thats so fucking afraid of shacking up
>>150910397>what is it with this generation, men and women alike, myself included, thats so fucking afraid of shacking upBecause we are told constantly we will regret not sleeping around now once we hit our mid 30s or that you will have no carreer once you have kids (which companies incentivize as kid free workers are a lot less hassle than thoss with kids).
>>150909857Her nasty floppy rat ex bf was white tho
>>150910397she seems to be a volcel nowadays after the blue ratto ex. i'm not afraid of romance or sex at all. i'm just invisible to women. women have the privilege of choosing to be volcels because they always can easily get sex and relationships, they hold all the power. men are just chosen, and a lot of men (myself included) just aren't the type of men women lust after nowadays. women make their own money so more shallow stuff is prioritized now. i'm certain she specifically likes tall men despite being short herself.
>>150910535i wonder how much she intentionally tries to uglify herself nowadays since she is objectively cute and obviously hates the attention from men despite still wanting cock.
>>150910535Thoughts dreams and aspirations of sucking those tits>>150908864Her behavior and these comics alone should answer that.>>150908787Look at the big brain on anon.
>>150910828Gay. Abbot would be a dragon or a sergal.
>>150910519wow, you sure showed that 5-year old girl. How badass
The only source of joy and validation this woman seems to experience is thru others or pets.Every comic about her own actions is self depreciation or outright expressing depression. No wonder she stuck with disgusting rat boyfriend for so long, she sees herself as his equal.
>>150911426he seemed tall and not ugly in another human drawing.
>>150910987making kids rage is based actually
>>150911426maybe she just has a lot of self-hatred and thinks she's not worth anything more than being treated badly. she did used to be a 4channer, so it would make sense.
>>150913050>she did used to be a 4channerkeyword "used to". nobody browsing here nowadays is dumb enough to fall for the enby meme i hope.
>>150913212The wizard toad with the cat look really neat actually
I like their comics and I like watching /co/chuds have melties whenever they're posted
>>150913386So which is it? its like 50/50 in her comics. Men are so insanely attracted to her she gets hit on constantly, but at the same time everyone cant tell if shes a man or a woman?
>>150913483they can all be /co/ posters who are catcalling her
>>150908809>i let the other students get crushed, and refuse to help themCool. Thanks teach.
>>150913261me too lol
>>150913483she is conventionally attractive but presents like a dyke or queer person despite wanting chad cock. many such cases.
>>15091355490% of her new comics are>WHAAAT MEN AREN'T A MONOLITH?! SOME WANT TO FUCK ME WHILE OTHERS HATE ME?!And it's getting very tiring.You are almost 30 years old.Grow the fuck up.
>>150913759>You are almost 30 years old.>Grow the fuck up.It's almost time for "hitting the wall", "why are men ignoring me?" and "Menopause is right around the corner" comics
>>150913858i would be shitting myself with excitement if a woman ever approached me like this. unfortunately i am ugly so that's never happening. oh well.
i wonder what kind of gross animal she'd draw me as.
>>150913981Moose?
>tumblrye olde ancient times
>>150908787Snail owns a pit mix. She just looks like something else because of the way she's normally stylized. Look at the head shape and ears: >>150908712
>>150914213Grace used to be big there at her peak
>>150913483She's a tomboy with short white hair. There are tons of them and they are generally considered quite attractive, including by me. Nothing mystifying about it.
Comics like this always make me wonder if I've been the exaggerated asshole in someone's narrative.
>>150913997rare case of Grace not being a cunt to kids
>>150913698>Snails>Growing hairNonono, this is all WRONG!
>>150908706I don't get it
>>150913911>Women get catcalled, flirted with or hit on by men>"Ugh, why is life so HARD?!">Men get catcalled, flirted with or hit on by women>"I feel like Doc Fuckin' Savage aw yeah."
>woman>not funnyMany such cases.
>>150908726>>150908739I like that she made her mom a swan
>>150915103I dont get it?
>>150908739>>150908781>>150910519>>150908848>Nooo not my hecking reddit pronounarinos!How do you like like this? This just seems awful I'd blow my brains out if I had to live one day as her
cats and dogs are my babies but I would never ever ever ever ever have my own children
>>150916458it's simplemen bad
>>150915720>How do you like like this?funy>This just seems awful I'd blow my brains out if I had to live one day as hernot my problem
Sometimes you see someone else's life and you just have to fall on your knees and praise God that you're not them
>>150909002oof, I really hate this one ;_;
>>150912944truehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5TWbeav7hI
>>150918804>>150918817>>150918831>>etcMoral of the story: never date a woman who draws shitty webcomics
>have a bad experience with a man>swear them off entirely and become a queer enbyi wonder if future generations of women will continue to do this or if it's something specific to our generations.
she almost went with a bird character for her instead of a snail, i wonder how it would've changed things
